#and LINDSAY ????? LINDSAY IS FJCHSING GAYYYYY
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captainpissofff · 1 year ago
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Why the disclaimer when you're spitting 100% absolute facts?
Does anyone want to hear my Buffy and Angel sexuality headcanons?
No?
Well here we go:
*DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE MY OPINIONS, NOT FACT. IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE DO NOT HATE AND FEEL FREE TO TELL ME OTHERWISE POLITELY*
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Buffy: Have you seen the way Buffy looks at Faith? She’s bi imo with a strong preference for guys. Also, I loved the Slayer coming out scene to Joyce so much ahh
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Willow: I have always been super conflicted about Willow bc, like, yes it’s bi erasure but also she says that she’s a ‘lesbian now’
So I think she’s abrosexual but constantly likes girls
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Xander: Ik Xander screams hetero energy BUT hear me out
I think Xander’s little freak out about Willow came from a place of Bi curiosity
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Giles: I have nothing to say but Ethan Rayne
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Faith: Faith, my girlfriend for all time, could be bi or pan. I think she’s pan bc she just seems like gender doesn’t matter
go get that Buffy girl
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Angel, Spike, Drusilla and Darla: My little headcanon is that all vampires are bi/pan. I think Dru and Darla show less preference for men, so I thought they might be pan
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Cordelia: Cordy is that straight friend who takes you to pride and twenty (20) seconds later she’s chatting up like 15 men and women, but she’s still straight
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Anya: Same logic as the vamps. She’s a demon. She used to be immortal. She probably likes everyone.
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Wesley: *cough cough* CHARLES GUNN. I see you Wesley.
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Fred: Fred, my gf who will never love me. I just don’t get a queer vibe.
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Lorne: They did Lorne SO DIRTY! He is totally gay. The musicals. The pseudo-coming out storyline. Wizard of Oz. I don’t mean to feed into stereotyped but…
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Andrew: Yes I put him before Gunn. Yes, I did forget him in the Buffy section.
Andrew and his Warren crush are proof enough to me tbh.
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Gunn: Gunn my sweet baby boy please go kiss Wesley ok bye
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Ethan Rayne: He loves Giles. Need I say more
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Oz: Oz gives me bicurious energy. Not fully bi, not fully straight. Just drifting around. Love him
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Dawn: Dawn is just a lovely little straight daughter of two gays. I love that for her
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Tara: Tara is last, but not least, because this is canon! Go her! Also rip
ok thank you for listening bye bye love you x
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