#and Kaiden and I were like well no we wanna sit on it together like a couch cuz ya know we do that shit lol

[punkrockisafulltimejob]

The urge to rearrange the outside furniture into something better designed to fit the confined space is strong

[lukeevangelista]

Not Just Friends - Kaiden Guhle 

**set a little into the future. easier this way**

*jealous Kaiden*

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“You look absolutely stunning.” Kaiden smiled at you as you walked into the living room, where him and a couple of his teammates sat, waiting for their girlfriends and wives to get ready to leave. He stood up, walking over to you, “I mean it. Gorgeous.” He grinned as he held your hand, twirling you around to get a good look, “Isn't that right fellas?” 

Well in your case, friend. 

That’s all you and Kaiden were and had been for the last three years- well ever since he got to Montreal. Kaiden had invited you to be his date for the annual “Hoffman Gala” and you had agreed, not realizing what you would be getting yourself into. 

“Thanks.” You said as you heard a whistle coming from your favorite teammate of Kaidens, Josh Anderson. Josh and Kaiden both knew Josh was your favorite, even if you didnt want to admit it. 

“He’s right for once.” Josh chuckled as Kaiden rolled his eyes, “Still don't know why he hasn't asked you out yet.” He said, letting it slip before he realized it.

You gave Kaiden a nervous look as he shot a glare over to Josh, him shutting up almost immediately as a few of the other girls filed out of Savard’s wife’s bedroom. 

“It’s fine.” He whispered as he wrapped his arm around you, tugging you into his chest.

Kaiden watched Josh eye you both, his eyes lingering slightly on your figure a tad longer than he would have liked. You pulled away from Kaiden, quickly brushing at your thighs to straighten your dress.

***

You got out of the car, Kaidens hand grabbing yours as he helped you out. His hand found your waist as he guided you towards the rest of your group. You grabbed his hand, giving it a gentle squeeze before letting go.

Kaiden frowned as he felt you let go, you moving to walk slightly in front of him. You two approached the rest a couple of moments later, Josh holding the door open for everyone, you giving him a quick thanks.

Kaiden shot a slight glare to Josh as Josh offered him the same expression. He felt like Josh made everything awkward and made you uncomfortable with his comments.

Kaiden did like you and he did confine in Josh about this, just for Josh to turn around and tell you.

He felt like he was thrown under the bus.

“Can we talk after this?” Kaiden asked as he watched you tuck a piece of curled hair behind your ear. You gave him so soft nod as he smiled, “Good.”

You two had tucked yourselves into a corner in the room, you stirring your drink as you felt weird. Kaiden disappeared to keep smoozing donors and ticket holders.

You were here just for Kaiden. You didn’t expect to have to actually speak to anyone, but the moment you two were in the building, you two had been approached countless times.

“Are you okay?” Kaiden asked as he walked back to the table, Kirby and Jordan following him. Your head whipped up to see him standing there, along with the other two as they slid into the booth beside you.

“Yeah, I’m fine. Just tired.” You lied. You felt eyes on you as you watched Kaiden sit beside you as you scanned the room, seeing Josh standing next to his former captain, Shea, his eyes already on you as he took a sip of his whiskey sour.

Josh and his previous girlfriend had broken up months ago, around the time you and Josh had started talking more, especially at team functions, which ended up making Kaiden jealous at times. Especially with how much time you two spent together at said events.

You broke eye contact, looking towards Kaiden who was now staring at Josh, his jaw clinched.

“Hey.” You said as you placed your hand on his, feeling his tension leave his body.

“Hi.” He said as he looked towards you, “Wanna get a drink?”

“That’d be nice.” You agreed as you two got up, making your way to the bar.

As you two made you way over there, you still felt eyes on your back the entire time you were ordering and waiting for drinks to be made.

You turned around seeing Brendan and Josh talking in the corner, Josh’s eyes still on your back. Kaiden whipped around, seeing exactly what you were looking at before he slammed his drink down, fixing to start over there to them.

No one was going to make his girl feel uncomfortable.

Wait- his girl?

He cant be thinking like this. And he knew it.

He felt your hand on his bicep, telling him not to worry about it as once again, you could feel the tension just slip away.

**

“Why are you basically protecting him?” Kaiden asked as he followed you into your house, him hot on your heels.

“You mean protecting him as not wanting you to start a fight with your teammate?” You scoffed, “Call me a protector then because I wasn’t going to let you argue with your teammate and our friend.”

“He made you uncomfortable Y/N.” Kaiden sighed, “You can’t tell me that he doesn’t have a thing for you. There’s no way in hell that I’m buying that he doesn’t.”

“He doesn’t!” You defended, “and it’s not that he made me uncomfortable- I just didn’t know how to react when he said what he said. You and I both know Josh isn’t the type to do that- especially to his friends.” You whispered, “Besides, I don’t understand why you’re so worried about it. We’re just friends Kai.”

Kaiden took a step closer to you, “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.” He said, “You and i have not been just friends in a long time.”

You let out a laugh, “If that’s the case, then why the hell were you with all these girls?”

Kaiden let out a frustrated sigh, “Because- it doesn’t matter. None of them lived up to you and that’s exactly why they didn’t work out.” He admitted, “I think I’m in love with you and that scares the absolute shit out of me.”

****

“Dude you’ve got to stop going after him before he kicks your ass.” Brendan said as he sat next to Kaiden, “What’s going on with you? You never target anyone like that in practice, let alone Josh, who might i add, will kick your ass.”

“I’m not worried about him.” Kaiden grumbled, “I just want to get through today so I can leave.”

“Whatever you say kid.”

*

“You did what?”

“About fuckin’ time bud.”

Kaiden had just told Juraj and Arber about what he had did after the gala.

“I did.” Kaiden grinned as he shoved his helmet on the shelf, “I finally asked her out.” He said, “I honestly though Josh would beat me to it.”

“Josh doesn’t-“

“I don’t like Y/N.” Josh chuckled as he walked into the locker room, “I never have- at least not as more than a friend.” He continued, “You don’t realize that you needed that shove to ask her out, which might I add, I provided, which I believe you know considering the conversation I just overheard.” he grinned as he sat down in his stall before looking towards the younger boy, seeing his mouth practically on the ground. 

“You- you tricked me?” 

“Well it worked, didn’t it?” Josh laughed as the rest of their teammates filed into the locker room, “If I wouldn't have did a thing, you wouldn’t have grown a pair and asked her.” He shrugged, “Tell me I’m wrong- oh wait.” 

“You’re not wrong.” Kaiden rolled his eyes.

“But what I’m not hearing is a “Thank you Josh for doing that. You’re the best and I am indebted to you.’” Josh grinned. 

“Fuck off.”

“That’ll do for now.” Josh said as he tugged his skates off causing the locker room to laugh at the conversation.

**

“He did what?” You screeched causing Kaiden to pull away, “That’s so-so..”

“Smart?” Kaiden asked, “Genius? Yeah I know. Completely had us fooled.” 

“He really did.” You admitted, “But did you at least tell him he was right?” You asked as Kaiden had told you what happened.

Well almost everything. He left out the part where he had told Josh to fuck off, but knowing you, you’d find out somehow.

“No.” 

“And why not?” 

“Because I used a few other choice words for him.” He said as he tugged you in by the hips.

“And that was?” 

“I may have told him to fuck off.”

“Kaiden!” You sighed as you tossed your head back, him letting out a laugh as his hand came to the back of your head, lifting it back up to look at him, “That’s my boy.” You whispered before letting out a giggle.

“Mmm I like hearing that.” He whispered, his lips fanning over yours.

“Hearing what?” 

“My boy.” He pressed his lips to yours, closing the space that had been hovering around for far too long.

[boowhumps]

Whumptober 2023

Day 14

(@whumptober)

By - B.W

⚠TW⚠

~ Swearing

~ Mentions of Addiction

~ Mentions of Suicide

~ Mentions of Death

Enjoy!

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"C'mon Karyme, let's go have some fun-!" Violet says with a laugh.

Karyme smirks, shaking her head. "..like what.?"

"I know a cool place, with no people.. and plenty of drinks." She says, an arm around Karyme.

Karyme laughs. "Alright.. alright. Let's go."

Violet drags Karyme away, and soon they end up on a roof, smoking.

Violet smiles. "Nothing better than this.."

Karyme nods, blowing some smoke. "..do you think we're bad people.?"

Violet looks at her. "Bad how.?"

Karyme lets her legs dangle off the edge of the roof. "You know.. addiction makes bad people.."

"And who said that? Probably the people who have the picture-perfect lives.." Violet replies, rolling her eyes.

"Guess so.." Karyme mumbles.

"What's up with you recently anyways.? Haven't had any hero-ly duties taking up all your time.?" Violet asks with a laugh.

"No, actually. I quit that shit." Karyme replies, taking a drink of alcohol.

"Atta girl! I knew you would come around.!" Violet cheers.

"You were right.. bunch of bullshit playing hero.." Karyme mumbles.

"And I guess little miss Krystal didn't take it well?" Violet asks.

"Not at all. She actually unfriended me.. called me a traitor and some other bullshit.." Karyme says.

"Well fuck her.. she doesn't know shit about you.." Violet replies.

There's a peaceful silence as they both sit there.

"..what about Kaiden.?" Violet asks. "You haven't said a thing about him.."

Karyme looks at her. "That's over with.."

Violet raises an eyebrow. "Really? The hell happened.?"

"..don't wanna talk about it.." Karyme mumbles. "Let's just- forget it, yeah?"

Violet nods understandingly. "So..what are your plans now.?"

"I'm moving." Karyme replies. "Going to Armoni.. heard it's beautiful this time of year.."

Violet hums. "I've heard the same.. I'm sure you'll like it there.."

"Too bad I won't actually get to see it.." Karyme mumbles.

"What.? Now you're just confusing me." Violet says with her arms crossed.

"I'm moving there.. but I'm not staying there." Karyme says.

"That still doesn't make sense." Violet mumbles.

"..can I trust you with this.?" Karyme whispers.

"Of course you can, we've been friends for 4 years." Violet responds.

"Once I get to Armoni.. I'm going to kill myself.." Karyme whispers with a smile. "That way.. no one will ever know.."

Violet raises an eyebrow. "Really now.? That's.. smart.."

Karyme smiles. "I know.. it's perfect.. the move is just a cover up.. once I get there.. I'm free.."

Violet nods. "Remember how we met.?"

Karyme laughs. "How could I forget.? You watched me try to kill myself."

Violet laughs as well. "..that's quite a story isn't it..?"

They both keep laughing together, clinking their bottles of alcohol together. They both lay down, staring up at the sky. Violet turns her head to look at Karyme, who's immersed in the night sky.

"Am I the only one who knows?" She asks.

Karyme turns her head, smiling at her. "Yup. You're the only one who wouldn't try to stop me.. you understand better than anyone.."

Violet smiles back. "Not even your family.?"

Karyme shakes her head. "My family has been dead for years.. there's no one to tell.."

"What about Zaaron.?"

"No.. he has enough going on.."

"Carlos.?"

"Busy with his little girlfriend.."

"Your sister.?"

Karyme frowns. "She left almost 3 years ago.. she doesn't matter to me.."

Violet nods. "That makes sense.. she left you with those monsters people expect you to call your parents.."

Karyme sighs. "Sometimes I wonder why they had me.. It seems like all I ever do is make them mad.."

"Maybe they didn't want another kid.." Violet says with a shrug.

"Yeah you're probably right.." Karyme mumbles.

They both return to silence, until Karyme's phone rings.

Karyme picks it up, staring at it with a frown.

"Who is it.?" Violet asks, scooching over to her to get a good look at the caller ID.

"My fuckin' sister.." Karyme mumbles.

"Are you gonna answer.?" Violet asks.

"Fuck no.." Karyme says, declining the call.

She grabs another bottle, taking a long drink out of it. She hands it to Violet, who does the same.

"Wonder why she called.." Violet mumbles.

"Probably to pity me.. that's all she's fuckin' good at.." Karyme replies.

She turns to Violet. "Hey Violet..?"

Violet looks over to her. 'Yeah.?"

"Promise you'll never pity me.. even when I'm dead.." Karyme says slowly.

Violet nods. "Pinky promise."

They both hold out their pinkies, locking them with a silent nod.

They go back to looking at the sky.

"When I die.." Karyme starts. "I'll be up there.."

"Like a star.?" Violet replies.

"..no.." She says. "Like a supernova.."

Violet smiles. "Fuckin' weirdo.."

Karyme laughs. "Hey.. I'll be dead soon.. be nice.." She says as she playfully punches Violet in the shoulder.

"Also.." Karyme says. "When I'm dead.. you can have my moon hair clip.."

"I already have it though.?" Violet says, hand reaching up to brush the cold clip.

"I know.." Karyme responds. "But it's still mine.. and you never gave it back.."

Violet smiles. "So.. I can keep it for real now.?"

"Duh idiot.." Karyme says. "I don't have any use for it.."

Violet smiles. "That's why you're my best friend.."

Karyme smiles back. "I know.."

As the night goes on, they talk away..

And when the sun rises, Violet is alone.

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"You know Karyme.. I regret so much.." Violet mumbles.

"But.. this is the thing I regret the most.."

She looks down at Karyme's still figure in the hospital bed. Tubes and wires in her.. keeping her alive.

"I could've stopped this.." She continues. "If I wasn't drunk.. I could've saved you.."

The beeping of the heart monitor is the only reponse.

"Instead.. I let you. I.. encouraged you.." She whispers.

"I would rather you live and hate me.. than die and like me for letting you.." She says.

She looks away from Karyme, hand still holding hers.

"I'm sorry.. I promised not to pity you.. but it hurts.." She says, tears filling her eyes.

"Kaiden's been.. amazing. He's always here with you.. taking care of everything.. he really loves you, you know.?" She replies with a smile, wiping away her tears.

She closes her eyes, letting the silence calm her.

"I have to go.. it's late.." She mumbles, standing up.

"Just.. hang on, okay? Don't let go.." She whispers, finally letting go of her limp hand.

"Stay a star.. don't become a supernova.."

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[btsqualityy]

You have no idea how excited i am this time! I'll send mine now because it's super late where I live but I wanted to send them asap!

First one, I have to start with Carson's wedding. It can be the the ceremony, the reception, whatever you have ideas for, but you know I need to see Tesla in their poofy dresses and mama Kim Seokjin being a crying mess all the time!

"How much time do we have left?" Carson asked anxiously and you paused from tying his bowtie to look at your phone that was sitting on the table.

"20 minutes," you told him before going back to his bowtie. “You nervous?”

“Terrified,” he admitted in a rush of breath. “I had hyung go to her and make sure that she still wanted to do this.”

“Why would you do that?” You wondered. “Seo’s head over heels for you.”

“But I’m lacking in so many ways and she’s perfect Mom,” Carson whined, making you giggle at your ever dramatic son. 

“First off, she’s not perfect. She’s human,” you gently corrected him. “You shouldn’t put her up on a pedestal. It creates unrealistic expectations.”

“Dad does it to you though.”

“And I wish he wouldn’t,” you confessed with a smile. “Besides that, Seo loves you for who you are. The two of you have been dating for long enough that she knows everything about you and the fact that she still wants to marry you in spite of your flaws, which aren’t even that bad, shows that she truly wants to spend the rest of her life with you.”

“Thanks Mom,” he smiled and you nodded as you finished his bowtie. “Ok, take a look.” Carson then turned around to the floor length mirror that had been right behind him, adjusting the bowtie slightly before making sure that his suit jacket was sitting on his body correctly. Looking at your son made tears well up in your eyes, and Carson couldn’t help but to chuckle at you. 

“Mom, are you crying again?” He wondered as he turned around to look at you again. “You’ve been like a fountain since the rehearsal dinner.”

“I can’t help it,” you sniffled, fanning your face so that the wetness of your tears didn’t mess up your makeup. “Kade has a family and now you’re going off to start your own family too. I just can’t believe that the two of you are the same baby boys who used to be attached to my legs.”

“Kade still is,” Carson joked. “And I’m not going anywhere Mom. Our new house is 10 minutes away from you and Dad.”

“I know,” you rolled your eyes playfully. “I love you Car.”

“I love you too Mom,” Carson replied, leaning down and kissing your cheek. 

...............................

“You happy Seo?” Carson asked as he danced with Min-seo on the dance floor during their first dance.

“So happy,” she beamed, her veil cascading down her back as she looked up at her husband. “It was amazing.”

“All because of you,” he told her. “You put everything you had into planning it and it’s beautiful baby.”

“Thank you,” she replied, giggling when Carson began pressing soft kisses all over her face. They continued to twirl around together, lost in their own little world when they were suddenly interrupted by a pair of soft voices.

“Uncle Car? Auntie Seo?” Tessa called and they both stopped dancing to look down. 

“What are you two doing out here?” Carson chuckled, looking up and already seeing Kaiden and Ava headed towards them. 

“We wanna dance too!” Isla told them and Min-seo cooed at them. 

“Girls, we told you to let uncle Car and Aunt Seo have a moment to themselves,” Kaiden sighed as he walked up to them. 

“They’re fine Kade,” Min-seo said as she reached down and picked Isla up, setting her on her hip. 

“You sure?” Ava wondered and Carson nodded.

“We don’t mind dancing with our favorite girls too,” he told them, and Ava and Kaiden took them as their cue to walk away. 

“You look so pretty in your dress Lala,” Min-seo murmured as she began to sway gently. 

“Pretty Princess like auntie!” Isla giggled happily, tucking her face into Min-seo’s neck and Carson watched with a smile as they danced with their nieces, having the sudden thought that he couldn’t wait to see Min-seo with kids of their own someday.

[frecklef0x]

Mass Effect 1: Playthrough Masterpost

At last, I have finished Mass Effect 1!

I have heard some mutuals say they wish they could play it again for the first time, and you kind of can--through me! I’ve been posting little “episodes” of live-tweet-stream-of-consciousness as I play, and now I’ve compiled them into one post to make my life easier.

Anyway, here’s the first one, the rest are under the cut. :)

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode one

My ass looks great in this uniform, first of all

Impaled robo zombies, yikes

Cheap shot, Saren, smh. How will I pass my spectre test now?!

Why does he have robot eyes? Is he like, Geth-Turian? Why? Is he a robo zombie also? Was it the beacon???

Cool beacon nightmares, I'm sure this is fine

This Kaiden guy has implants? ORTEGA?!??!?

"Call me princess again and you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor" lol obliterated

The citadel elevators are very realistic, five minutes of tense silence huh

Ya girl got a PROMOTION and a DOPE SQUAD time to catch a TRAITOR

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode two

First things first, gotta go find the blue scientist to join the gang

This galaxy is HUGE! How many of these places will I actually be able to go?!

Only two friends at a time????? D:

Ah, a distress signal, let's see wha--A DESERT CENTIPEDE NOPE ABORT ABORT

Robo aliens? In MY Theronian mining facility? Its more likely than you think

Running over dudes in my Mako is extremely satisfying tbh

*runs over geth troopers* *runs over geth armature* *runs over geth colossus* ... *backs over geth colossus*

Working elevators in the ancient ruins ✔

Oooooooh man hope this nerd is gay

Wrex, a friend of yours? Nope, not a friend, too murdery

"ShAaaAame about the ruins Shep, sOooOo much collatoral damage, SHEP" stfu Council, "ruthless" was in the resume when you promoted us, 10/10 would shoot lasers through archeological digs again

When Kaiden calls us "ma'am" I am, uh, into it

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode three

Time to talk to the gang! Gotta meet the fam proper

Oh dear seems we got a shmee of racism on board, compatriots

Wow Raina, good foot-in-mouth moment with Wrex there huh...sorry about the eventual extinction of your race, lost this round of Pain Olympics

OH SHIT OH SHIT BLUE HOTTIE BIGENDER? THIS IS NOT A DRILL???

“hi I’m Kaiden wanna hear about my last crush ;)” “hi I’m Liara wanna hear about Asari mating rituals? ;)))” damn we really slidin right into the DMs no chill

Garrus: fuck rules and red tape amiright Raina: oh u right ;)

Guess I’ll actually do a mission now LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

Honestly rolling out with Tali and Liara is a mood, squad goals

Raina @ every corporation on Noveria: I would sell you to satan for one(1) corn chip

This reactivation puzzle is some shit

I see some Mistakes were made

We already killing moms at this stage damn BioWare

FUCK FUCK BENEZIA KILLED ME AND I LOST A FUCKTON OF PLAYTIME

THERES LIKE NO AUTOSAVE IN THIS BITCH FUUUUUUUUU

fuck fuck fuck god damn it gotta shoot a bunch of deranged baby bug people again god DAMN IT

Okay we killed Liara’s mom in front of her hope that’s fine

And we let mama bug go free because after talking to Wrex, Raina’s like “this galaxy is a little trigger happy with the genocide, good luck out there bug mama ❤️ be cool please”

I have literally watched the scientist in the hot labs get killed three times now

So far the debreifs with the council have not gone very well

“You let bug mama go?! How many generations until they take over everything???” “My money’s on two :D Place your bets now assholes or stfu :DDD”

Asked Liara if she was okay and she seems pretty Cool With It

I hope to one day return to Noveria and Death Star it into oblivion

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode four

Talked with Tali and this situation with the Geth and the Quarians is giving me an existential crisis

You “inspect” my beautiful ship? You got somethin’ to say about my crew??? Talk shit get hit, bitch I will kill you

Yoooo my old earth gang, yeah what the hell, I’ll help ou—oh nope nvm he’s a xenophobe, you hang him and I’ll shoot his friend in the face, thx for your time

Went to the citadel to finish some assignments, left tasked with twice as many

“dOn’T cUt CoRneRs” fear not dear Kaiden, I have a permit: this piece of paper that says I do what I want

Still with the elevators, I really cannot with this

“You make it all sound so...dangerous...” ;) ;))))))

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode five

Headin’ to Virmire to rendezvous with the Salarian team

A cure for the genophase?!?!?! :D

Oh wait oh no are we for real gonna talk about destroying the cure like Wrex isn’t standing right here omg

SHIT GUYS NO NOT LIKE THIS WREX PLEASE

Phew for a conversation that basically started with guns drawn, it went pretty well... “What Saren has isn’t even a proper cure, he’s just fucking with the Krogans at this point. Are we gonna stand for that? Or are we gonna murder?” “Damn Shep, you right, we gon’ murder”

Okay Ashley, go join the aliens, try not to die

Shadow Team!🎵 tearing through the base 🎶 disabling all the     defenses 🎵 (you gotta sing it to the tune of the Trogdor song)

We free the prisoners!!! :)

We shoot the prisoners??? :(

“Raina? How can you shoot them where they stand?” So it’s more merciful to let them explode? NAH FAM

This scientist is responsible for the mind control stuff? For Benezia? Fine     I’ll let her go but I hope she explodes

We did not learn our lesson concerning beacons I see

Wait if even Saren is worried about his mind control ship does that mean there are larger forces involved here?

Oh. Oh fuck

Ugh Ashley I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DIE

(so we really never found any info about that genophase cure huh? disappointing)

Oh Seren, you dumb dumb. You absolute fool. Clown man.

When Raina slings Kaiden over her shoulder to carry him to the ship—mmmmmmmmwoooow I am very bisexual

Bruh Raina takes every council call and she disconnects pissed off every time

WAIT I literally just hung up with the council, ASHLEY is DEAD, and Kaiden needs a DTR RIGHT NOW?!?!? Boy, NO, READ THE ROOM

This has been a stressful day

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode six

Shepard will avoid her feelings and go to Faros instead

Seeing Ashley’s figure greyed out and her locker inaccessible makes me sad

Wrex and Garrus, let’s go shoot some geth 💪 

A mind controlling planet—of course!

Shep gets all her renegade points shooting capitalists

Saved, uh, about half the colonists

If I have one more bad acid trip I stg

Oh nope here’s another one

Shep needs a nap

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode seven

Ah, the council. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

At least Liara is good at pep talks ;)

Joker, you cockblock

Haha DUDE we airborne, you THOUGHT

Now that I am exiled from the Citadel, guess I’ll run some galactic errands:

o   Killed corporate scientists who though we would rescue them lol

o   Destroyed a bunch of geth camps helping Tali on her pilgrimage

o   Disabled a nuke and killed some pirates

o   Shut down some evil Cerberus experiments

o   And illegally traded information!

Okay time to get back on track

So we may or may not be flying to our doom

OH GOD LIARA LOVES ME!!! RAINA, YOU DISASTER, YOU DID IT AAAAAH ❤️❤️❤️

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode eight

You know what I love? Being murdered by geth armatures

All these Ilos ruins be looking the same

Security panel is only kinda helpful

Oh, luckily I know Prothean now!

“CANNOT BE STOPPED” wow very encouraging, thanks

After that super motivating message and disabling security, its time to go down, down to goblin town

Vigil? Oh word?

My girlfriend is GEEKING out

I knew something what wrong with that fucking Citadel

Vigil: information is power. Also Vigil: What does it matter why they do what they do? All that matters is you stop them

“non-essential” personnel die first, huh? GROSS, VIGIL (gotta be honest that hits different in 2020)

Garrus gets it, I knew we liked that guy

Okay, find conduit, save galaxy, break millennium-old genocide cyle, nbd

Ugh Mako you gotta do me dirty one last time I see, I hate this thing

THE CONDUIT STRAIGHT YEETED MAKO

The citadel robot says we’re doomed : )

This shootout is SO fun, seriously

Saren get it toGETHER

Renegade Raina can kill with a conversation apparently, well done then

Concentrate on the Sovereign—why am I gonna save a council that hates my guts, sorry, but I have a JOB to DO that you ACTIVELY HINDERED

Great, zombie husk Saren, just what I needed as I mull over the possible consequences of my galaxy-altering decision

GO JOKER GO

Humanity-only council seems…questionable. Raina didn’t love the council but this sits wrong. Couldn’t we just appoint a more diverse council, including a human?

Anderson seems like a good enough dude, so…we’ll see.

TIME FOR WAR BOYS, GODDAMN WHAT A GAME

[tvhnc]

TAHNEE BIANCHI --  [silent judgement] .(2019)

tracklist && commentary

1) ....READY FOR IT ? ❝ i see nothing better, i’ll keep this forever, like my vendettas // and they can be my jailor, why’d do this to ‘em, every love i’ve known in comparison, is a failure, i forget their names now i’m so very tame now // baby let the games begin...are you ready for it ?  ❞ 

commentary: this song is her opening track for many reasons, she forgets the gentle love and forgiveness of her last album and goes back to what she’s good at. being a bitch. and in this song she both addresses that her love is essentially a game in most cases and how she holds grudges and plays games with her exes heads. but in it she also addresses margo “i forget their names now” is her saying when she’s with her she doesn’t even remember her exes. then the chorus of “in the middle of the night in my dreams you should see the things we do” and “i know i’m gonna be with you so i take my time” is her saying that she sees forever with her and sees her being with her in a way that is not like her exes so there’s no need to rush.

3) I’M ONLY ME WHEN I’M WITH YOU ❝  && i don’t try to hide my tears, my secrets or my deepest fears through it all nobody gets me like you do // well you drive me crazy half the time, the other half i’m only trying to let you know that what i feel is true. ❞ 

commentary: tahnee wrote this song during elvie and margos big fight because she knew exactly how margo felt about elvie. being best friends with someone means knowing everything and accepting everything, even when you don’t want to. she played it for them after they made up. it’s on the album bc its a bop.

4) TIM McGRAW ❝ september saw a month of tears and thanking god that you weren’t here to see me like that // looking back on all of that it’s nice to believe that when you think tim mcgraw i hope you think my favourite song, the one we danced to all night long. ❞ 

commentary: this song is about looking back on her relationship with margo (particularly back in Salem) when all their troubles seemed distant and irrelevant. “when you think happiness i hope you think that little black dress,” that lyrics is in reference to their early days when they decided (cheesily) to wear the same dress to a party. despite ending abruptly and albeit not great she only looks back on their relationship with happy thoughts.

5) KING OF MY HEART ❝ ‘cause all these boys with their expensive cars, their range rovers and their jaguars, they never took me quite where you do // i’ve changed my priorities the taste of your lips is my idea of luxury ❞ 

commentary: this songs was written about kaiden and aisha and how quickly they fell for each other and how quickly she saw aisha drop all of her fears and ghosts of her past relationships when she fell for him. also the the hook “is this the end of all my endings, my broken bones are mending, with all these nights we’re spending. up on the roof with a school girl crush drinking beer out of plastic cups, say you fancy me not fancy stuff baby all at once this is enough” was the caption on her instagram post about dating margo so it’s an homage to how she felt with margo so she knows how aisha feels.

7) GETAWAY CAR ❝ it was the best of time, worst of crimes // i wanted to leave him, i needed a reason // you weren’t thinking and i was just drinking // it’s no surprise i turned you in because us traitors never win // should’ve known i’d be the first to leave just think about the place where you first met me ❞ 

commentary: this is quite literally the story of tahnee moving on to angel after chance. she used angel, that’s no surprise nor shock to anyone and she calls herself out on this track being very self aware that she was the bad guy  “us traitors never win” in this situation (not phased tho) the whole song can be summed up in one line “nothing good starts in a getaway car” and essentially that means nothing good comes from a rebound. 

8) EYES OPEN ❝ now we’ve stepped into a cruel world where everybody stands and keeps score // everybody’s waiting for you to breakdown, everybody’s watching to see the fallout  ❞ 

commentary: this is a massive @ at drama pages and gossip blogs even though she feeds in to them. she has seen everyone around her, people that she hates and people that she likes, try and stay composed only for everyone to be more entertained by the pain and break downs. “its a showdown, nobody comes to save you now” is referring to at your weakest point no one will come to your rescue because they’re too busy watching you fall apart.

9) PERMANENT MARKER  ❝ you were never good enough for him or anything like me so you might as well sit back because i ain’t tryin’a show maturity // X is the shape i drew through your face in permanent marker // i found that picture of you in that green dress, sure had a good time, cleaning up that mess ❞ 

commentary: yeah this is literally tahnee being a sarcastic asshole at throwing things mia has said out of proportion and writing a song from her point of view about chance.  “you were never good enough for him or anything like me” like this entire song is completely satirical and her making fun of mia being protective over chance. 

10) HOW TO GET THE GIRL ❝ say it’s been a long 6 months, that you were too afraid to tell her what you want // tell her how you must’ve lost your mind, when you left her all alone and never told her why // i want you for worse or for better, i would wait forever and ever, broke your heart i’ll put it back together. ❞ 

commentary: this is her, again, being very sarcastic about the couples in new york breaking up and getting back together and getting married (you know exactly which few couples this is at) even though her and margo doing the same ish. so this song is her “how to guide to winning over a girl when you’re useless” and just reciting every cliche line she’s ever heard a guy say. 

11) SHAKE IT OFF ❝ i stay out too late, got nothing in my brain, thats what people say // i go on too many dates, cause i can’t make ‘em stay at least thats what people say //  my ex man brought his new girlfriend and she’s like “oh my god!” but i’m just gonna shake and to the fella over there with the hella good hair won’t you come on over baby we can shake...❞ 

commentary: another self aware song, tahnee knows exactly what people say about her and she’s literally calling out things people have actually said about her in the song. all the while saying she doesn’t care and she shakes it off (unlike other people who say they don’t care tahnee actually couldn’t give you a fuck.)  and then she calls out her exes and their girlfriends bc when doesn’t she ??

complimentary tracks; 

13) I ALMOST DO ❝ i bet you think i’ve either moved on or hate you, because each time you reach out there’s no reply and i bet it’s never, ever occurred to that i can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye // i bet you’re sitting in your chair by the window looking out at the city and i hope sometimes you wonder about me ❞ 

commentary: so this might be one of the few very serious, very heartfelt songs on the album. it’s her talking about how hard it’s been not speaking to margo and how every time she doesn’t call or text or reach out to her it’s only because she almost did. “and i just wanna tell you it takes everything in me not to call you” is one of the most raw lines in the song, her being honest and actually saying for once she finds it hard to let go and move on because she simply doesn’t want to get let go or move on from margo.

[phoenixmakeswords]

Dented AU

Chapter 4 of the AU. Gotta say Kris is generally less of a butt.

Ransom’s already waiting at the Cajun place for me. It has the best crawfish etouffee in the city, and it reminds me just enough of Home to be nostalgic without being painful.

“You had a bad day. It’s all over your face,” he remarks by way of ‘hello.’

“Horrible. How was yours?” I pad after him into the restaurant. There’s no point in trying to keep up with him.

“It was good. I, um, I have something to show you when we get inside.”

“Do I wanna know?”

“I got my first tattoo.” He pauses at the hostess station. “Booth for two please.”

The hostess leads us to a booth near the bathroom. I don’t miss the way she ogles him. He doesn’t notice.

“What’d you get?” I ask, sitting across from him.

He holds his right wrist out, letting me see the black bird cage with a bird in flight leaving it.

“I like it. Who did it?”

“Kaiden. It’s to symbolize coming out.”

“Your family knows now?” I know he’s been waiting to tell them. He’s been afraid to tell them. Being adopted means he’s afraid of disappointing them.

“Yeah. It went over decently. I need to have a talk with my mom, though. She, uh, has the mindset that my being gay means instant shopping buddy. And girl talk. And that I'm automatically into any other gay or bi guy. She does not know about you or any other guys. As far as she’s concerned, I'm still her innocent little boy.”

“She does realize you’d rather have teeth pulled than go shoppin’, right? And that attraction doesn’t work like that? Your mama’s gonna kill you when she finds out you lied.” I tap my short nails lightly against the tabletop. I do everything in my power not to lie to Mama. She’s very scary when she’s mad.

“I think she forgot that. I know, right? I mean, she’s not into every guy she sees, so why would I be? What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.”

“What she doesn’t know might put you in an early grave.” I nudge his hand playfully.

“Kristoff, what’re you doin’ here?” Mama calls, startling me. “Is this your friend?”

I might be imagining the extra emphasis she puts on ‘friend,’ but, judging from the way Ransom arches a thin brow at me, I don’t think I am.

“He’s my tattoo artist,” I explain. “Ransom, this is my mama, Elena.”

Mama grins like the Cheshire cat as she shakes his hand.

“So, where’s your person?” I ask before she can say something embarrassing.

“Bathroom. If things go decently tonight, we might have a dinner with his kids and you three.”

“Family dinner? With Regan? I thought I was good son.” Why am I being punished for her finding a guy?

“You can bring a date. She’ll be bringing her boyfriend.”

Oh, yeah, bring Ransom to family dinner with my sister who went off on him and called him a racial slur. Even if Ransom was my least favorite person, I wouldn’t do that.

“Um, I'm gonna be out of town that day,” I tell her quickly.

“You don’t even know what day it is.”

“Put me and Regan in a room with knives right now and one of us is gonna get stabbed and it ain’t gonna be me.”

“Kristoff, that’s your sister!”

“Not accordin’ to her.”

The waiter’s arrival pauses our conversation. I order the same thing I always get: Cherry Pepsi, the shrimp and grits appetizer, and the crawfish etouffee.

“I’ve never been here before,” Ransom whispers, glancing hurriedly over his menu.

“D-did you pick this place ‘cause of me?” I ask. I don’t have words for how happy his slight nod makes me. “Um, they have really great gumbo. The jambalaya is good too.”

He orders the vegetarian jambalaya.

Mama and her date have been seated at the booth behind ours. Great.

“Have they done anything with Regan’s app?” I ask.

“They’re not hiring her. Thankfully.” Relief lights up his green eyes.

“I'm glad.”

“So, what happened today?”

“Eight hours of being harassed. He thinks it’s fun. My boss knows. She doesn’t care. She thinks I'm makin’ it up. That it’s not that bad.”

“You don’t lie about stuff like that. I know you. Are you okay? I mean, I know you’re not in the greatest place right now.”

“Honestly? I wanna move far away from him and start over.”

“Can I go with you? Start my own studio. Be my own boss.” He smiles shyly.

“You wanna run away together?”

“Yeah. Whatcha think?” He grins easily.

“Why does this sound like you’re tryin’ to romance me?”

“Can’t two gay guys run away together platonically?”

“Platonic, huh?”

“We could be.” He smiles pleasantly when the waiter brings our food. “Your shrimp and grits look really good.”

“I’ll share. You can have shrimp, right?”

“Um, shrimp sorta falls under the ‘meat’ category. Thanks, though.”

Their shrimp and grits are like none I’ve ever had before. For one thing, the grits are formed into patties and fried. And the shrimp are breaded and fried. It’s the bomb.

“Okay, how ‘bout I share my dessert?” I offer.

“Which is what exactly?”

“Their hot fudge beignet sundae. With extra whipped cream. Vanilla ice cream, surrounded by fresh beignets, drowning in hot fudge, and with whipped cream and cherries on top. It might actually be better than sex. Well, maybe not sex with you.”

“I'm not saying anything.” He has the biggest grin, though. “I'm completely down to share. Are you feeling better?”

“Fake it till you make it, right?”

I wince when Mama asks the waiter if they can move to our table. I don’t want them to join us. I am not having a double date with my mother. This isn’t even a date! But, if it was, that would be weird. I mean, it’s weird now.

Ransom scoots to sit next to me, leaving the opposite side of the booth for Mama and her date. Ransom looks as thrilled as I feel.

“Ransom, did you say you know my daughter?” Mama asks.

“I, um, I did a tattoo for her.” A careful edge slips into his voice. “We don’t get along.”

“One more kid and you’ll have tattooed all of mine. Not a lot of people do get along with her.”

“I thought we were the only ones.” He gestures between the two of us. “She pushes Kris’s buttons really bad. Which is why his kitchen has been overrun by bread.”

“It’s not that—Okay, it is that bad. But who doesn’t love bread?” I respond.

“You bake bread when you’re angry?” Mama’s date queries curiously.

“It’s cheaper than a punching bag. I'm Kris, by the way. I wasn’t tryin’ to be rude.” I reach across the table to shake his hand politely.

“Grant. I’ve never heard of someone doing that before. Now, what do you do?”

“I work at a bakery. But I might be quitting to work with Ransom.”

“I do tattoos for a living. I, um, I'm not into drugs or anything. I just like making art on people,” Ransom explains. “I’ve done all three of Kris’s pieces. He’s actually my favorite customer. Especially compared with his sister.”

“What’d Regan do?” Mama asks resignedly.

“Your daughter called me a racial slur. Told me I was stupid. My boss stepped in.” He toys anxiously with his necklace.

“She knows better. I didn’t raise her to behave like that. Kristoff doesn’t, I hope.”

“Do you think he would’ve done three tattoos for me and been staying with me if I had?” I retort. And now it sounds like we’re a couple. Or at least having lots of sex.

“How long have you been dating?” Grant asks. He doesn’t sound judgmental, which is more than I expected.

I glance at Ransom, hoping he can come up with something, because I'm freaking out. I feel like they’re all expecting me to say we’re a couple. I'm almost wanting Ransom to say we are, even though I know we aren’t and we wouldn’t work anyway because I'm too much of a mess. But the lie would be better than the truth. I don’t want Mama’s potential boyfriend to know what happened.

“Not long. We, uh, kinda rushed at first, but we’re taking things slow now. He’s pretty special to me,” Ransom replies easily, squeezing my hand gently.

“You look good together. Are you happy, Kristoff?” Mama says this like it’s the most important thing in the world. I don’t think she realizes I can be happy and depressed at the same time.

I smile and nod the best I can with a mouthful of grits.

“I thought you guys weren’t going out until Friday?” I ask once I can speak again.

“We were both able to get time sooner. Why’re you leaving the bakery? I thought it was your passion,” Mama replies.

“Because my boss doesn’t care I'm bein’ sexually harassed. And that it escalated today. She laughed at me. Said I was lyin’. Called me an attention whore. Felt like I was dealin’ with my sister.”

“Wait, escalated? You didn’t tell me that.” Ransom touches my hand gently. I don’t like how worried he sounds. I don’t like worrying him.

“I was gonna tell you at home.”

“Are you okay?”

“You’re funny.”

“Do you mind if we stay at my place tonight? It’s the first night of Hanukah.” He smiles uncertainly, like he thinks I might say no. Or might rip into him.

“No problem.” I brush my fingers lightly over his.

It’s a relief when we leave. I’ve never been to Ransom’s apartment before.

“You’re not upset with me for lying, are you? If you are, I get it. Will the futon work? I don’t have a spare room,” he says in his Blazer after picking me up from my apartment. I can barely hear him over the rumbling engine.

“Not really. I can sleep just about anywhere, as long as it’s flat. Bathtub, table, doesn’t matter.”

“What happened today?”

“He assaulted me. And I almost walked out, but I didn’t because I need the job and I don’t want you to think I'm some spoiled, lazy rich boy who doesn’t wanna work.”

“I’ve never thought that.” He grimaces when the car jerks into gear.

“Just put gas in, didn’t you? We could’ve taken my Mustang.”

“Yeah, and I would’ve had a dead battery. Kris, I meant what I said back there about you being special to me.”

“I know. And I know you think us dating would work and we’d be happy and all that, but my life’s never been a fairy tale. Maybe I don’t get a happy ending. I’ve never planned on one.”

“So, what, you’re not even gonna try?”

“Why bother? Hurts less. You’d get attached and I’d fall for you and something would happen and it’d fall apart. That’s what happens when I get settled and comfortable. It goes to crap. And I don’t wanna lose you.” And none of that was supposed to come out of my mouth. It’s all true, but that doesn’t matter. He wasn’t supposed to know.

“Things are falling apart now and I'm still here. I'm not going anywhere, okay?”

“Yeah, well, right now you’re afraid I’ll kill myself. What about when I get through this? When I'm not some tragic excuse of a human being? Because the only time a guy has ever given a fuck about me when we’re not sleeping together has been to play the hero. Because screwing and rescuing are all I'm good for.” My voice trembles with anger. I'm so tired of being seen as pitiful. Of being used and thrown away. I'm not angry so much with Ransom as I am with his idea that he’ll be different.

“I was planning on asking you out when you got through this. I'm not shallow, Kris. You know me better than that. Or you should. If I wanted a guy to boost my ego, I’d be at a bar.” He sounds as angry as I feel, but I don’t turn to look. I can’t look at him right now.

“Why do you want me so damn much? There’s better guys out there. Not-broken guys.”

“I never thought you were broken. More like a dented can at Wal-Mart. You’re a little bit banged-up, but you’re still so good and so deserving and amazing and I’d give you the world if you’d give me half a chance.”

Banged-up fits. I feel battered. Like I’ve been through a hurricane. Made of lava.

“I think you need your eyes checked ‘cause that ain’t what I see.”

“I’m not the only one that sees you like that.”

“Mama doesn’t count.”

“Have you always been this stubborn?”

“Yes. You just haven’t been around me long enough to notice.”

[hatchibomitar]

1-70

alright this has been sitting here for like a month and im tipsy so im gonna fkin answer it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

i have a great relationship with my mom!!

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

my girlfriend 😊😊😊😊❤❤

03: Do you regret anything?

oh sure i do! lots of little things. that’s anxiety babey. but i don’t regret any choices that have got me to where i am today

04: Are you insecure?

it depends on the day, i am some of the time - but it’s a huge improvement from the past omg

05: What is your relationship status?

in a RELATIONSHIP with the LOVE OF MY LIFE 

06: How do you want to die?

i do Not like this question ! goodbye thot

07: What did you last eat?

salsa chicken and rice, and zucchini!!!!! and i might annihilate a pint of ice cream later

08: Played any sports?

yes omg i played soccer and lacrosse!!! i love lacrosse sm.

09: Do you bite your nails?

nope i never have! i used to rip them off though lmfao! not the whole thing!!!!! jsust bits

10: When was your last physical fight?

never lmao

11: Do you like someone?

yes

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

no oh my goodness i would literally die

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

sober kaiden might be all dramatic and say yes but white claw kaiden says No :-)

14: Do you miss someone?

yes :( i want to be Kissed!

15: Have any pets?

yA omg i have 2 cats at my mom’s house!!!!! i cannot wait until i can have my own pet

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

i’m actually feeling fgreat, it’s basically my summer break rn and usually i’d feel terrible with no strict plans of what to do, but today was so much fun. i had a great time just fuckin around. im very optimistic

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

HEHEHE oh my gosh, i don’t kiss and tell, but yes i do actually. ok so not a public bathroom but someone else’s bathroom at a party, yes, and my own bathroom, yes, and someone else’s bathroom, yes! i just love bathrooms (wow i sound so cis)

18: Are you scared of spiders?

not especially ! i am Not good at capturing them and also i cannot kill them, but i am sometimes ok with just letting them chill. ok maybe i lied. it depends

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

no 😤

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

the brit Popped Out! the last place was, the airport when i dropped my girlfriend off :(((((

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

omg well it’s still the weeknd rn? it’s sunday night. and my plans were: d&D!!!!!! and it was SO FUN!!! but next weekend, im seeing my bestie graduate college along w my other mt friends, and then on sunday i’m driving home 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

Yes I Do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i ‘m not super sure, maybe 2? 1 would be fine too but also i feel like siblings are great, even tho they’re terrible at the same time. like i’d face my brother in ritual combat but i would also slap a high schooler in the face for being mean to him, yknow

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

i do! i have 2 closed up ear holes. 

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

i was always great great great at english/reading/spelling! now i’m in college so like uhhh . i get to choose my subjects. so my best is photography ahah!! but i’m not bad at writing :-)

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

not desperately. sometimes i feel the urge to reconnect with old friends tho

26: What are you craving right now?

a Kiss!!!!!!

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

wait omg first i have a story. so on facebook they used to have those things where you’d answer questions, like this, in a note. i got tagged to do one so i did. let me set the scene. it was sophonmore year of high schoool. im 16. i’d broken up with my first “real” boyfriend a few months ago. so i was tagged for this shindig right.? it got to this very same question: have you ever broken someone’s heart? and i thought about this kid who i dated for 2.5 months...and i was like....well, clearly, he’s devastated we aren’t together! so i answered “Yes. Unfortunately.” ooohhhhh..... the drama.......the absolute emotion..... riveting.... who was he ? i was probably listening to jonas brothers SOS at the time.

anyway, how am i supposed to actually know ? like does sometone have to say “u broke my heart?” bc if so no one’s said that. but my last gf took the breakup v hard so maybe ? but i don’t wanna plant emotions in to anyone’s skull!

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

one of my exes sexted her friends. jury is still out on whether that counts, please lmk me know ur thots. kaelin, if ur out there, i’m so.................................happy that i haven’t spoken a word to you for 3 years. fuck off !

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Yes

30: What’s irritating you right now?

real quick, an update on the chocolate ice cream situtiaon. i’ve cracked open my pint, as well as another hard seltzer. i’ve also lit a candle. it’s a real production

anyway, no ! oh hahahah. sorry. thought it shaid who’s irritating you. ummm, personal stuff! but im not like mad. just personal drama

31: Does somebody love you?

lors of people do! and lots of people love You Too!!!!! you’re a delight!

32: What is your favourite color?

i LOVE yellow !!!!!!!!!!!! and blue, specifically teal! but not too dark of a teal you km,now ?

33: Do you have trust issues?

depends what im trusting them with !

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

i had a nightmare that i was sabrina the teenage witch and another witch was chasing me on a rooftop trying to kill me :(

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

hmmm idk actually bc it’s hbeen hard for me to cry lately :( probably maya ?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

to be honest i don’t think i’ve often had the chance to Give a second chance

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

idk man iuhhh it’s kinda hard to just literally completely forget! and mnaybe not as healthy!

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

that’s kinda premature, it’s only april!!! but i suppose may is soon. idk im not sure! maybe every year is the best year of my life :-)

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

20 bb

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

i have ANaughT

51: Favourite food?

i would give up everything for a bgagel. i also LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEE sushi! my fave roll is i think either spicy tuna w the spicy sawce or seared salmon ora spicy tuna hand roll. i fuck sushi

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

this is a hard question for me to answer bc i want to say yes but also i don’t think abuse or murder or bad things or unnecessary death happens for any reason other thna, it just does sometimes and that sucks real bad. so idk. i don’t think everything has a grand purpose. but i blieve in my life, everything that’s happened to me has in fact led me to where i am today and i’m learning and healing and growing. that being said i could do without some of the things that have happend to me!

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

read a storm of swords :00000

54: Is cheating ever okay?

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the point of cheating is it’s a breach of Trust! and that’s not okay!

55: Are you mean?

i hope not :(

56: How many people have you fist fought?

what is with u brits

57: Do you believe in true love?

depends what u mean by true love...like in fairytales? i think true love is just loving someone so much you’re willing to work on whatever you need to to keep them. not unconditional in the sense of “even if they’re mean i still love them” but unconditional in the sense of “even if u fart in front of me i don’t care, and even if you go through hardship and aren’t yourself for a while i will still love you because im with u for real”

58: Favourite weather?

SUN SUN SUN my favorite is when it’s warm out, but there are clouds to gaze at. it’s kinda humid. there’s a slight breeze. oh gosh i can’t wait for the summer :*( im currently cyring

59: Do you like the snow?

i am so fucking tired of the snow LMFAO it snows 8 months of the year here and i’m here, guess what, 8 months of the year! i fuckin hate it! go shit on someone else, clouds

60: Do you wanna get married?

YES more than anything, so much, i want to, so badly

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD I DIE I MELT

62: What makes you happy?

sunshine, late night drives, laughing so hard my stomach hurts w/ my best frineds, playing d&d, writing poetry,  thinking about how small animals’ feets are, petting my cat and making him purr, talking to my little brother about real stuff, kissing my girlfriend and seeing her smile, warm blankets when it’s cold, eating cookie dough, dancing, singing in the car, holding hands, walking in the summer and listening to my favorite podcast, talking about harry potter with my mom, playing overwatch in the summer with andy, going to council crest

the list could go on forever :-)

63: Would you change your name?

already did PAL!!!!!!!!!!!

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

only hard bc she’s not physically here rn. but no, it would be easy, beacuse she’s so kisssable

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

if you define sex by GENITALS YOU BIG BIBNCH then i don’t Have one

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

stop omg......

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

STOP OMG

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

hmmmmmmmmmm..... idk maybe jamie

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

i don’t necessarily believe that there’s 1 perfect person for everyone out there romatnically, but i believe thaere are people destined to be in your life and i believe there are people that you will click with just absolutely instantly and feel an incredibly deep connection with, whether it be romantic or not

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

kinda morbid :/

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Hello! Shay I hope this goes in on time! Can you please write all of OT8 at one of Mason company function turnt up! You know these 8 know how to party when they are all together like in that drabble you wrote when they were teens! 🎉

This is set when all of ot8 are like 35, so they all are married and have kids lol

"Here's the man of the hour now!" Lennox exclaimed as Mason and Kinsley walked over to the tables where all of their friends were sitting together. Today was the release of Mason's long-anticipated mixtape since starting his own label, and he decided to throw a huge party at the company in order to celebrate.

"Hi guys," Mason smiled as they all exchanged greetings and hugs. "Enjoying the party?"

"It's amazing for a one man company," Berkeley laughed.

"Actually, he's not one man anymore," Kinsley smiled as she cuddled up to her husband.

"What?" Kaiden asked.

"I just signed my first before the party," Mason revealed and everyone cheered in excitement.

"That's amazing Mase," Spencer grinned. "Tell us about them!"

"It's a girl group, 6 members, and I think they have amazing potential," Mason told them. "Kins has already started on their debut song."

"You don't waste any time Kins," Noah chuckled.

"Wait until you hear them, you'll understand why I was so eager," Kinsley shrugged. Just then, "Industry Baby" by Lil Nas X came on and Ava gasped dramatically.

"I love this song!" She squealed, turning to look at Kaiden. "Let's go dance!"

"Fine," Kaiden relented, letting Ava grab his hand and drag him out onto the dance floor. The rest of the couples followed behind them, spreading out among the rest of the people on the dance floor as they began to dance along to the song.

"You better watch that thing baby," Lennox smirked as Spencer shook her ass on him.

"Or you could watch it for me," she simpered, giggling when Lennox wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her against his body.

"Loosen up Berk," Noah teased as he placed his hands on her waist. pulling her closer. "Show off those moves you never wanna use."

"Fuck off," she laughed, dancing around with him.

As the party continued on, everyone at the party literally dance the night away.

"You know, I'm so proud you Myungie," Kinsley said as they slow-danced together. "You put so much work into your mixtape and this company and it's all paying off."

"Well, I would've never taken the plunge to start the company if it weren't for you," he told her. "Just like everything that's good in my life, I owe it all to you. I love you so much Princess."

"I love you more," she grinned, moaning softly when he leaned down and kissed her firmly.

...............................

"Is she gonna be alright?" Mason laughed as he watched Noah hold Berkeley up as the party wound down at a modest 2am.

"Oh yeah, she just had too many of those cocktails," Noah chuckled.

"Tell her to call me in the morning," Kinsley said.

"Will do. Goodnight guys," Noah called as he helped Berkeley out of the building and to their car.

"Alright Kins, I'll see you in the morning for our session?" Ava asked as Kaiden helped her put on her jacket.

"Oh yeah. I might be a little hungover but I'll be there," Kinsley joked.

"That'll make two of us then," Ava giggled.

"Goodnight guys, and congratulations again man," Kaiden said to Mason, giving him a quick hug before he led Ava out of the company.

"Have you seen Len and Spence?" Kinsley asked as she looked at Mason and he shook his head before hearing something faint.

"Wait, do you hear that?" Mason whispered and they both froze, the telltale sound of moaning filling the hallway.

"Fuck yes, just like that," the woman moaned.

"That's Spence," Kinsley gasped. "They're disgusting."

"Oh please, as if you and I aren't gonna go home and do the same exact thing," Mason chuckled.

"At least we can wait until we get home."

"Not if it weren't solely up to me," Mason smirked and Kinsley just rolled her eyes as she walked away from her husband.

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BTS Second Pregnancy Series Extras: First Birthday

Author’s Note: Well guys, this is it! Almost two years, four separate series, and over 80 reactions later, I’m finally finished with the Toddler Series universe! Never did I expect that when I started the Wedding Series in August 2018, that it would blossom into an entire universe! I’m so thankful for all of the love, notes, comments, and asks that I’ve ever received in regards to this universe! I’ve grown a lot in my writing since the Wedding Series and I have you guys to thank for that! I will be doing a second round of Baby Q &A’s, just so that you guys can learn more about the second round of babies and I’ll be taking questions for that soon! After that though, I’ll be done! I hope you guys enjoy this last part!!

Kim Seokjin

“Ohh, look Carson,” you gasped as you kneeled down and handed the gift box in your hands to him.

“Do you wanna tell uncle Tae Tae thank you?” Jin said and Carson looked over at Jin, babbling loudly as he smacked the present and Jin looked at Taehyung apologetically. 

“You know what he meant,” Jin chuckled.

“It’s fine,” Taehyung assured him, smiling at Carson fondly. “Anything for my little birthday twin.”

“Kade, you wanna help Carson open this one?” You asked Kaiden, who nodded rapidly and sat down on the floor next to his younger brother. You then stood up straight, moving over and standing next to Jin. 

“Isn’t it crazy that he’s one today?” Jin muttered and you smiled.

“It is,” you agreed. “It’s even crazier that we have two boys.” 

“Who both look like me,” Jin boasted, making you roll your eyes playfully. 

“Which isn’t fair at all, by the way,” you laughed. “I feel like I’m surrounded by doppelgangers all the time.”

“What, you don’t want our sons to look like your worldwide handsome husband?” He pouted.

“No, they can look like you. As long as they don’t act like you,” you teased.

“I resent that jagi,” Jin huffed, and you reached over to smack his arm. Suddenly, you heard loud babbling and you looked down, seeing that Kaiden had gotten the wrapping paper off of the present for his brother and Carson was smacking the box of large building blocks that Taehyung had gifted him. 

“He likes them!” Kaiden announced happily and you felt Jin wrap his arm around your waist.

“I love you Y/N-ah,” he whispered and you turned your head to look at him.

“I love you too,” you replied, kissing his lips firmly.

Min Yoongi

“Mommy?” You heard a soft voice whisper and when you opened your eyes, you saw Kinsley standing next to your side of the bed.

“What’s wrong sweetheart?” You wondered as you sat up in bed. 

“I had a scary dream,” she confessed, making your heart sink. “Can I sleep with you and Daddy and sissy?”

“Of course,” you nodded. “Come on.” You watched as Kinsley climbed up onto the bed, crawling over your body and settling down next to Kamryn, who was sleeping wildly with her arms spread out.

“What’s going on?” Yoongi muttered as he opened his eyes and lifted his head.

“Kins had a bad dream,” you explained and he nodded, silently leaning down and pressing a soft kiss to Kinsley’s forehead as she shut her eyes and drifted back off to sleep. You reached over to the nightstand and grabbed your phone, pressing the home button and gasping softly when you saw what time it was.

“What?” Yoongi asked.

“It’s 6:45am, exactly,” you smiled as you turned your phone to show him, and you could see his sleepy grin from the glow of your phone. 

“We officially have a 1 year old,” he chuckled, leaning down and pressing a kiss to Kamryn’s cheek, which made her stir lightly. “Happy birthday sassy girl.”

“And an almost 5 year old,” you added as you leaned down to press a kiss to Kamryn’s forehead, and Yoongi groaned.

“God, don’t remind me,” he grumbled. “They’re both growing up too fast.” 

“‘Soon they’re gonna be graduating high school, going off to college, getting married,” you joked.

“I’ll choke you,” Yoongi replied but you could see the small smile on his face. You then looked down at both of your daughters, who were sleeping peacefully. 

“You ever thought we’d end up like this?” You questioned out of pure curiosity

“Nope,” he replied instantly. “But I’m so glad we did. I love you Min.”

“I love you too Yoongs,” you smiled, leaning over the girls and kissing him softly. 

Kim Namjoon

“Come on Maia,” Mason called out, holding out his hand and waiting for Maia to grab onto it before he led her further into the backyard where the rest of the members’ kids were. 

“God, they’re so cute together,” Namjoon gushed from his place next to you, and you looked up at him with a giggle as you cut into Maia’s birthday cake. 

“Yeah, he’s almost as obsessed with her as you are,” you teased him and he groaned dramatically.

“I can’t help it!” He exclaimed, taking a plate that you had placed a piece of cake on and handing it off to one of the guests who had come to Maia’s party. “She’s just so cute and she reminds me so much of Mase at that age.”

“Except less destructive,” you added with a laugh.

“Except less destructive,” he agreed with a nod. 

“I do have to say though, he’s done an amazing job with being a big brother,” you smiled, looking over to where Mason and Maia were sitting in the grass together, Mason feeding Maia pieces of cake. “He loves being an oppa.”

“He does, even though he’s still lowkey disappointed about not being a hyung,” Namjoon chuckled. 

“He’ll have to be a hyung to the other member’s kids then, because no more babies are popping out of me,” you said.

“Oh, agreed,” Namjoon nodded. “I think that now that we have our boy and our girl, our family is definitely complete.”

“Absolutely, and there’s no one else I’d rather have my family with,” you told him, wrapping one of your arms around his waist. “Love you.”

“Love you too Y/N-ah,” he grinned, leaning down and pressing a quick kiss to your lips. “Alright, now let me go make sure that Mason hasn’t let Maia get cake all over her dress.”

“Ok,” you giggled, dropping your arm and watching as he walked away from you and over to your kids. As you looked at the three of them, you couldn’t help but to think about how lucky you were to have an amazing husband and two healthy, beautiful kids.

Jung Hoseok

“Hey, don’t drag your brother like that!” You shouted towards Lennox, who frowned as he let go of Hendrix’s legs and let them hit the grass beneath them. 

“He likes it though!” Lennox yelled back.

“You could hurt him,” Hobi interjected, walking over to stand in front of them. 

“Sorry,” Lennox muttered as Hobi bent down and picked Hendrix up, setting him on his hip. Hobi smiled softly, reaching down with one hand and ruffling Lennox’s hair.

“It’s ok kiddo, just gotta be careful,” Hobi told him and Lennox nodded. Just then, Berkeley came running over to you.

“Mommy, can we all take pictures in the photo booth?” Berkeley asked excitedly, and you looked over towards the photo booth that was set up in one corner of your backyard. For Hendrix’s birthday, you and Hobi decided on a small party in your backyard and decided to get a small photo booth for memory purposes. 

“Me, you, Daddy, Lenny and Hendrix?” You wondered and Berkeley nodded in confirmation. 

“Please?” She added and you laughed. 

“Sure,” you agreed before walking over to Hobi, with Berkeley following behind you. “Berk wants to take pictures.”

“Ok, come on,” Hobi said, nodding his head at Lennox as the five of you went over to the photo booth and crowded inside. You and Hobi sat next to each other on the small bench, while you sat Lennox on your lap and Hobi had Berkeley on one knee and Hendrix on the other. 

“Big smiles babies,” you told them, leaning forward to press the button and watching as the countdown started. You sat back and leaned against Hobi, the five of you smiling as the camera took four photos in rapid succession. Once they were done, you all climbed out again, Lennox and Berkeley running off while you and Hobi waited for the photos to come out of the chamber.

“Wait, here they come,” you said, grabbing the photo strip as soon as it had come out of the machine. You looked over them, a wide grin coming over your face as examined it. You then turned it towards Hobi, letting him look at it too.

“Ok, that’s too cute,” he cooed, bouncing Hendrix lightly in his arms as he looked down at him. “We make a pretty good looking family, huh Drix?” Hendrix babbled loudly, making you smile at your youngest son. 

“I think so too,” you nodded in agreement, reaching over and tweaking Hendrix’s nose. “We made some beautiful babies.”

“Definitely, but that’s to be expected when you’re their mother,” Hobi smiled and you blushed, leaning over and kissing him lightly. “I love you.”

“I love you too Hobi,” you replied before bending down and kissing Hendrix’s cheek. “And I love you too baby boy. Happy birthday.”

Park Jimin

“Happy birthday to you,” you started to sing as you carried Sydney’s birthday cake out of the kitchen and into the dining room, where Jimin, Noah, Sydney, and the guests who had come to her party were waiting.

“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Sydney,” everyone sung together. “Happy birthday to you!” You set the small cake onto the tray of Sydney’s high chair and she looked up at you and Jimin curiously.

“Blow out your candles baby,” Jimin encouraged her, pursing his lips and blowing lightly in order to get her to follow his example. She then looked back down at the cake and pursed her little lips, blowing hard and managing to blow her candle out. 

“Yay Sydney!” Noah cheered, making everyone laugh and clap. Sydney then immediately dug her hands into the cake, squealing at the squishiness of it between her fingers. 

“There are pre-sliced pieces of cake on the kitchen counter everyone, so you all can go grab one if you’d like one,” you announced and people began to migrate in that direction.

“Me too?” Noah questioned and you nodded.

“You too, but be careful and use both hands,” you told him and he nodded rapidly before running off. You then turned to Jimin, who was busy taking pictures of Sydney stuffing her mouth with cake.

“She’s adorable,” Jimin chuckled as he turned his phone to show you the pictures. “I can’t believe that she’s one.”

“Me either. Seems like the time has passed so much faster this time around,” you pouted.

“Tell me about it,” he huffed, sliding his phone into his pocket and looking over at you with a smirk. “Think that means that you’re ready for another one?”

“Another one?” You chuckled. “You’re serious?”

“Yeah, you know I want more babies with you,” he smirked, moving closer to you. “Give me another one that looks just like you.”

“Ok, down boy,” you joked, putting your hand against his chest. “You know I want more kids but we’ll have to talk more about it first, ok?”

“I can agree to that,” he nodded. Just before you could respond, you heard Noah’s voice shouting from the kitchen.

“I dropped my cake!” He exclaimed and you groaned softly. 

“I’ll go help him,” Jimin laughed, pressing a quick kiss to your cheek before walking off into the kitchen. You looked down at Sydney, who was looking up at you with cake spread all over her face and smiling at you and you couldn’t help but to think that having another baby with Jimin right now didn’t seem so bad. 

Kim Taehyung

“Is it good Eli?” Taehyung chuckled, looking fondly at his son. 

“God, I’m gonna hate having to clean him up after this,” you groaned, watching as Elijah messily gobbled down his small birthday cake. For Elijah’s first birthday, you managed to convince Taehyung to keep things simple so that’s why you guys had invited the both of your families, as well as the members and their families, to a small party at your house. 

“He eats like his father so can you blame him?” Jin snickered, making Taehyung gasp dramatically.

“Hey!” He shouted, offended. 

“He’s not lying,” Yoongi muttered in agreement. 

“Ok, its my son’s first birthday and I don’t think he’d appreciate his uncles dragging his father,” Taehyung interjected. 

“I think he would,” you laughed, making Taehyung gasp at you. 

“You too Y/N-ah?”

“Hey, I’m mad at you right now,’ you shrugged. “It was your idea for him to wear traditional handbok but now he has cake all over it.”

“The handbok can be cleaned,” he chuckled, wrapping one arm around your waist. “But you have to admit, he looks so cute.”

“He does, and so does Spence,” you smiled, looking over at the small table where Spencer was sitting, eating cake with the other members’ kids. She had on a purple and red handbok, while Elijah wore a blue and white one. 

“God, looking at them makes me want more babies with you,” Taehyung muttered and you looked over at him with a raised brow. “I know, we agreed to wait at least two years but I can’t help it.”

“We’ll get there baby,” you giggled, leaning over and kissing him. “If it makes you feel better, I want more babies with you too.”

“Good,” he grinned, his boxy smile that both of your children inherited from him on full display. “I love you jagi.”

“I love you too,” you smiled. 

Jeon Jungkook

“Ok I have to admit, we look pretty freaking cool,” you confessed with a laugh as you looked over your family’s outfits. Since Aria’s birthday is a little more than a week before Halloween, you and Jungkook decided to throw a costume party for her first birthday and since you were doing most of the party planning, Jungkook had offered to figure out your costumes and you were more than a little nervous about what he would pick out. 

“I told you to trust me,” he chuckled. “Dressing up as the characters from the Wizard of Oz is a great idea,” You were dressed as Dorothy, Jungkook was the Tin Man (silver face paint and all), Ava was the scarecrow and Aria had on the cutest little lion costume. 

“Do you like your costume Ari?” You asked her, getting a loud squeal in return from where she stood, holding on to your bed. You reached down and picked her up, settling her on your hip as you followed behind Jungkook and walked down the stairs. Your house was filled with family and friends, all of them dressed in different costumes. 

“Are we gonna sing happy birthday now Mommy?” Ava questioned as she came rushing up to you. 

“Yeah, Daddy went to go get the cake from the kitchen,” you told her. 

“Happy birthday to you,” Jungkook started to sing as he slowly walked out of the kitchen, holding a large sheet cake in his hands. 

“Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Aria,” everyone sung. “Happy birthday to you.” Jungkook finally made it over to you, holding the cake up in front of Aria. 

“Blow out your candle Ari boo,” he told her, nodding towards the cake. As you held her up some more, Aria reached out and swatted at the flame on the candle, effectively putting it out. You hurriedly reached out and pulled her hand back, checking her hand for any signs of a burn. 

“Well, that’s one way to do it I guess,” Jungkook joked, making everyone laugh loudly.

“God, this child has been a menace every since she started crawling,” you huffed with a laugh as Jungkook set the cake down on the dining room table to let people cut their own pieces. “I really hope that she hasn’t inherited your fearlessness.”

“You say that as if it’s a bad trait,” he pouted. 

“It’s not really, but I don’t know if I can handle a Mason,” you replied.

“We heard that!” Namjoon and his wife shouted.

“Sorry!” You yelled back. 

“I have to say though, the first year with Ari was way easier than it was with Angel,” Jungkook pointed out as he nodded towards Ava and you hummed in agreement. 

“True, but I’d do it all over again if I had to with you by my side,” you smiled, making Jungkook smile as well.

“I love you Y/N-ah,” he said, leaning forward and kissing you firmly.

“I love you more Kook,” you grinned, your heart feeling full with love for your husband and the both of your daughters. 

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BTS Second Pregnancy Series #18: Meeting Their Siblings

Author’s Note: This is the final part of the Second Pregnancy Series! Even though I will not be doing any more series pertaining to this universe, I do have multiple drabbles and extras planned so be on the lookout for those! Also, I will be doing another Baby Q&A for the second set of new babies so please be on the lookout because I’ll need for you guys to send me whatever questions you want answered! Thank you all for your love and support and I hope you enjoy it!

Kim Seokjin

“Y/N-ah, look who’s here,” Jin announced as he led Kaiden into your hospital room. You looked up from Carson, who was laying in your arms and you smiled as you watched Jin and Kaiden walk over to your bed.

“Hi Kade,” you greeted him, leaning over so that you were able to kiss his cheek.

“Hi Mommy,” Kade smiled, getting up on his top toes to try and get a look at Carson. “Is this the baby?”

“Yeah, it’s a boy,” you told him, moving Carson’s blanket a little so that his face was more exposed. “His name is Carson.”

“Like Kaiden,” Kaiden exclaimed as he looked up at you and you shook your head slightly as you smiled.

“Kind of, but it’s spelled differently,” you said. 

“Here, you can sit up here with Mommy,” Jin said, picking Kaiden up and setting him on the bed with you. As he did so, you noticed that Kaiden was holding a piece of construction paper in his hands.

“What’s that Kade?” You asked him, nodding towards the paper and he gasped lightly.

“Oh, I drew this for you!” He replied excitedly as he unfolded the paper and held it up for you to see. On the paper, there were three stick figures and what looked like a loaf of bread, except it had a head on top. “It’s Daddy, Mommy, me and Carson.”

“I told him that it kind of looked like a loaf of bread,” Jin laughed and you giggled as you nodded.

“It’s supposed to be Carson though, right?” You said and Kaiden nodded his head rapidly. 

“I told Daddy that you would know what it was,” Kaiden said triumphantly, and you didn’t have the heart to tell him that you agreed with Jin so you just let it go. Kaiden then started talking quietly to Carson, and you and Jin both smiled as you watched your boys interact.

Min Yoongi

“Hey hey,” your best friend called out as she stepped into your hospital room with Kinsley sitting on her hip. You looked up and smiled widely, watching as your best friend set Kinsley down on the ground before shutting the door behind her.

“Come here sweetheart,” you called as you held your hands out and Kinsley didn’t hesitate to rush over to the bed, climbing up onto it and immediately snuggling into your side, which made you laugh. “Did you miss me Kins?”

“A lot,” she whispered back with a nod and you leaned down to press a kiss to the top of her head.

“I missed you too sweetheart,” you replied. 

“What about me?” Yoongi called out and Kinsley lifted her head to look over to where Yoongi was standing with Kamryn in his arms.

“You too Daddy,” Kinsley giggled and Yoongi nodded.

“You better,” he grumbled playfully. Your best friend gasped and walked over to where Yoongi was standing, looking over at her second god daughter.

“Oh, she is beautiful,” your best friend whispered in awe. “I see that she took after Yoongi though and came out super tiny.”

“Don’t make me curse in front of Kam when she’s only been in the world for 24 hours,” Yoongi chuckled.

“You’d have to stand on a chair in order to say it to my face anyways,” your best friend laughed and you cleared your throat in order to stop Yoongi from saying anything back.

“Yoongs, bring Kam over here so that Kins can see her,” you told him and he nodded, walking over to the bed and sitting down on the opposite side of your body from where Kinsley was sitting.

“Babygirl, this is your sister,” Yoongi whispered as he held Kamryn out towards Kinsley, which made Kamryn start to fuss a little. Kinsley moved forward and looked over her little sister, looking up at you after a few seconds. 

“She’s pretty,” Kinsley whispered and you and Yoongi both smiled.

“She is pretty, just like you,” you told her, which made Kinsley blush and look back down at her sister. All of a sudden, you saw a camera flash go off and when you looked up, your best friend was holding her phone up towards the four of you.

“This was too cute of a moment not to catch,” she shrugged and you just shook your head and smiled before looking back down at your girls. 

Kim Namjoon

“Mommy!” You heard someone call out and you looked up, grinning widely when you saw Mason running into your hospital room. However, before he was able to launch himself up onto your hospital bed, Namjoon came running in behind him and picked him up off the floor, effectively stopping his plan.

“Daddy, I want Mommy,” Mason huffed, wiggling in his daddy’s arms and Namjoon chuckled before nodding his head.

“I know buddy but you have to be really careful with Mommy, remember?” Namjoon told him. “Mommy had a hard time getting Maia here so you have to be gentle with both of them, ok?”

“Ok Daddy,” Mason nodded and Namjoon walked over to your bed and set Mason down next to you. You opened your arms and smiled when Mason fell into them, being as gentle as he could as he wrapped his little arms around you.

“Oh, I missed you Myungie,” you whispered, pressing a kiss to his forehead before pulling away from the hug. 

“I missed you too Mommy,” Mason smiled and you brushed his fringe back away from his forehead. “Where’s Maia?”

“Right here,” Namjoon said as he pushed the little bassinet that Maia was resting in closer to the bed. He then slowly picked her up before handing her over to you. 

“This is your sister Myungie,” you said, leaning over so that Mason could get a good look at her face, even though Maia was asleep.

“Oh, she’s pretty Mommy,” Mason whispered as he looked up at you. 

“Do you wanna hold her?” You asked and Mason nodded his head rapidly. Namjoon showed him how to hold his arms and you gently set Maia into his hands, making sure to keep your hands on her as well. 

“Hi Maia,” Mason whispered to her and Maia whimpered in response. “I’m Mason, your oppa. I can’t wait for you to get bigger so that we can play together.”

“Oh, my heart,” Namjoon said dramatically, making you laugh at him before the two of you continued listening to Mason talk to Maia. 

Jung Hoseok

“Are you guys ready to meet your brother?” Hobi asked as he stood outside of your hospital room with the twins. 

“I’m ready!” Lennox exclaimed and Hobi smiled at him before looking over at Berkeley, who had been relatively quiet. 

“What about you Berk?” He wondered and Berkeley shrugged. “Nervous huh?”

“Yeah,” she nodded and Hobi chuckled before pulling her into a soft hug.

“You’ll be fine, ok?” He assured her. “Hendrix is gonna love you and Lennox.”

“Ok,” Berkeley whispered and Hobi pressed a kiss to her cheek before taking each of their hands in his hands and walking inside of your hospital room. You were sitting up in bed, holding Hendrix to your chest as you fed him. When you heard the door open, you looked up and smiled as you watched Hobi lead the twins inside.

“Hi babies,” you grinned. Lennox rushed over to the bed and climbed up onto it, while Berkeley stayed stationed at Hobi’s side. 

“Is that Hendrix?” Lennox asked and you nodded, pulling him away from your chest and covering up before turning Hendrix around so that Lennox could see him. 

“Come on Berk,” Hobi encouraged and he led her over to the bed, picking her up and setting her down next to Lennox. Berkeley moved over and looked down at Hendrix, a tiny gasp coming out of her mouth. 

“What do you guys think?” You questioned. 

“He’s too tiny,” Lennox summed up. “We can’t play with him yet.”

“Your mom didn’t think he was too tiny when she was having him,” Hobi muttered under his breath and you shot him a small glare.

“Lenny is right. He is little,” Berkeley said in awe and you smiled at her.

“He’ll get bigger,” you told her. “He’s about the same size that you two were when I had you.”

“Wow,” Lennox whispered and you smiled, looking up at Hobi who had been watching the four of you .

“You ready for how crazy our life is about to get now?” You wondered and he nodded.

“I’ve got you, so definitely,” Hobi grinned before leaning over and kissing your lips softly. 

Park Jimin

“Come on mini me,” Jimin called as he walked down the hallway to your hospital room. Noah caught up to his daddy, grabbing onto his hand as Jimin opened the door to your hospital room. You were sitting up in bed, having just finished feeding Sydney when they walked in. 

“Mommy,” Noah chirped as he dropped Jimin’s hand and ran over to the bed, where you helped him climb up before gathering him up in a hug. 

“Hi Noey,” you giggled, hugging him as tight as you could.

“Mommy, you’re squishing me!” Noah squealed and you let him go, smiling down at him.

“Did you have fun with Uncle Tae Tae?” You asked him and he nodded.

“Me and Spence made pictures for you and the baby,” he told you and you gasped playfully. 

“You did?” You said and Noah nodded his head. “I think your sister is gonna love them.”

“Sister?” Noah gasped and you nodded. You motioned to Jimin and he pulled the little baby bed that Sydney was resting in closer to where you and Noah were sitting on the bed. Jimin then picked her up and handed her off to you, and you turned her towards Noah so that he could see her.

“This is your little sister Sydney,” you told him and he leaned over to look at her, a small smile spreading over his lips. 

“Can I hold her?” He wondered and you nodded. Jimin fixed Noah’s arms for him and you then set Sydney against his chest.

“Hi Sydney,” Noah whispered. “I’m Noey.”

“What do you think mini me?” Jimin questioned and Noah looked up at him with a wide smile.

“I love her,” Noah said and he then leaned down and pressed a gentle kiss to Sydney’s chubby cheek. You felt tears well up in your eyes and when you looked up at Jimin, tears were already streaming down his face.

“Jimin-ssi” you chuckled, reaching up with one hand and wiping his tears away from him which made him laugh and do the same for you. 

“These are our babies jagi,” he grinned and you nodded, puckering your lips and giving him a soft kiss.

Kim Taehyung

“Where’s the baby?” Spencer asked as soon as Taehyung had shut the front door behind her. The day after Elijah’s birth, Taehyung called your parents and told them that their grandson had arrived and that they could drop Spencer back off at home.

“He’s upstairs with Mommy,” Taehyung chuckled as he helped her take her boots and jacket off. “Wanna go meet him?”

“Yes,” she replied quickly and she grabbed onto Taehyung’s hand as he led her  upstairs. They walked down the hallway to your and Taehyung’s bedroom, and you looked up from where you were holding Elijah to smile as you watched the two of them walk in.

“Hi Spence,” you said as the two of them walked over to the bed, and Taehyung sat down next to you before lifting Spencer up and setting her on his lap.

“Hi Mommy,” Spencer smiled as she leaned over and kissed your cheek. 

“Here’s your brother Munchkin,” Taehyung said and you turned to the side so that Spencer was able to see Elijah’s face. 

“He’s chunky,” Spencer giggled and you nodded, reaching down and stroking his cheek with your fingertip. 

“Do you think he looks like Mommy or Daddy?” You asked and Spencer titled her head as she examined Elijah’s face.

“Like Daddy,” she finally answered, looking up at Taehyung afterwards. “And hal-abeoji.”

“I think so too,” Taehyung smirked. 

“He’s cute,” Spencer smiled and Elijah opened his mouth, a large yawn coming out of his mouth. “Is he sleepy?”

“Probably, he just finished eating not too long ago,” you said. 

“We should let him sleep Daddy,” Spencer said as she looked up at Taehyung, who nodded in agreement.

“You’re right Munchkin. Do you wanna come help Daddy make lunch?” He wondered and she nodded. Spencer gave you one more kiss before she and Taehyung climbed out of bed, and you waved at them before they walked out of your bedroom.

Jeon Jungkook

“Hey baby,” Jungkook called and you turned your head away from the tv to look over at the door, where he was sticking his head inside. “Angel’s here.”

“Bring her in,” you smiled, turning off the tv and sitting up in bed.

“Just wanted to make sure that you were decent first,” he chuckled before opening the door all the way and ushering Ava inside. Ava stayed close to Jungkook’s side and you could tell by her body language and by the look on her face that she was nervous.

“Come here Avie,” you called as you held your hands out and Ava walked over to the bed, letting you lift her up onto the bed before you gave her a big hug. “I missed you my sweet girl.”

“I missed you too Mommy,” Ava replied, a giggle escaping her when you kissed her cheek multiple times. You looked up and saw that Jungkook was picking Aria up out of her small bassinet, which made her cry and fuss in his arms. 

“Is that Aria?” Ava wondered and you nodded your head as Jungkook walked over to the bed and sat down next to you. He adjusted Aria in his arms so that she was facing outward and Ava gasped as she looked down at her. 

“Her full name is Aria Jade Jeon,” Jungkook told Ava.

“Does she have a Korean name too? Like me?” Ava questioned.

“Yep, its Jia,” you said and Ava continued to look over Aria. 

“She’s really tiny,” Ava whispered.

“She is, but you used to be really tiny too when you were a baby,” Jungkook smiled. Aria started to cry again at that moment, and you looked down at her to see that she was smacking her lips together. 

“Looks like she’s hungry,” you said before looking down at Ava. “Do you wanna feed her?”

“Can I?” Ava gasped and you nodded.

“Kook, do me a favor and get one of the bottles that I pumped earlier please,” you requested and he nodded his head. Ava moved off of your lap to sit next to you and Jungkook handed Aria to you before getting up to retrieve the bottle. Once he had it, he walked back over to the bed and handed the bottle off to Ava, who then looked up at you for direction.

“Just put it into her mouth, but gently,” you reminded her and Ava nodded before doing so. Aria latched on immediately, making Ava gasp again.

“She’s eating so fast,” she murmured. 

“She must’ve been hungry,” Jungkook whispered, leaning down and pressing a kiss to Ava’s forehead before looking up at you and winking. 

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BTS Toddler Series #27: Mother’s Day

Kim Seokjin

“Can you open the door for me Chinny?” Jin asked as he looked down at Kaiden. Kaiden nodded and twisted the handle of your bedroom door, pushing it open and stepping inside afterwards. Jin followed behind him with a large tray in his hands.

“Can I wake Mommy up?” Kaiden wondered and Jin nodded. Kaiden stepped closer to the bed, gently patting your arm that was laid above the blanket.

“Mommy, wake up,” Kaiden whispered loudly. Groaning, you opened your eyes to see Kaiden standing over you and Jin watching carefully as he stood behind him.

“Mm, what is it Kade?” You asked as you slowly sat up.

“Me and Daddy made breakfast,” he chirped and you looked at Jin again, finally noticing the tray in his hands. He steppe over and set the tray down on your outstretched legs, and you gasped as you saw that he had cooked all of your favorite breakfast foods.

“Happy Mother’s Day,” Jin smiled and your eyes widened as you remembered that it was Mother’s Day today.

“You didn’t have to do this Jin,” you chuckled as you immediately went to work on eating the strawberries that Jin had cut up for you.

“It’s the least I could do, considering how much you do for Chinny and I,” he shrugged.

“Thank you so much,” you said and you puckered your lips for a kiss, making Jin laugh as he leaned down and pressed his lips to yours.

“Is it good Mommy?” Kaiden spoke up, referring to the food and you pulled away from Jin to smile at him.

“It’s so good,” you confirmed. “Thank you Kade,” you said before kissing his cheek.

Min Yoongi

“Ok, where’s my gift?” You wondered as you looked over at Yoongi. He chuckled before turning to look over at you with a small smirk on his face.

“And how do you know that I got you a gift?”

“As much as I deal with you and our Sleeping Beauty of a daughter here,” you said as you motioned down at Kinsley, who was asleep in between you and Yoongi. “I deserve a gift.”

“As much as I want to disagree with you, you’re right,” he smiled softly before turning over to the other side of the bed and reaching into the nightstand. After a few seconds, he turned back to you with a small box in his hands and he passed it off to you. You excitedly opened up the box, revealing a beautiful silver bracelet. Towards the front of it, there were three small circles that were pushed together to form a heart.

“Yoongs, it’s beautiful,” you sighed softly as you looked over at him. 

“The three colors are representative of the three of us, since they’re our birthstones,” he explained and you looked down at the bracelet again, realizing that the emerald one was for Kinsley and the amethyst one for Yoongi. 

“I love it even more,” you smiled as you pulled it out of the box and wrapped it around your wrist. Yoongi silently reached over and locked the clasp for you, lifting your wrist up to his lips and kissing it softly afterwards.

“Happy Mother’s Day baby.”

Kim Namjoon

“I really appreciate you doing this for me Joon,” you grinned as you watched the waitress place your ordered food onto the table in front of you. 

“It’s no problem Y/N-ah,” he shrugged. “Besides, it’s been a while since I’ve treated you out to your favorite restaurant.”

“Very true,” you nodded in agreement as you smirked. 

“Mommy,” Mason called as he tapped repeatedly on your thigh, making you look down at him. “Can I try?” He wondered as he pointed to your plate of chicken nachos. You nodded and picked up a chip from your plate, making sure that it had chicken on it before feeding it to him.

“How is it?” You asked him and after chewing for a few seconds, he nodded enthusiastically. 

“Here, try Mommy,” Mason said as he picked up one of his chicken nuggets and held it up to your lips. You opened your mouth and let him feed you, making sure to make a lot of positive noises so that Mason knew that you thought it was good.

“What about me Mase?” Namjoon pouted and Mason giggled before picking up another nugget and holding it out for his Daddy. You watched with a smile as Namjoon ate the nugget, nibbling playfully on Mason’s fingers as he fed him which made Mason squeal in delight.

“I love you guys,” you sighed, making Namjoon look up at you with a smile.

“I love you too jagi,” he replied.

“Love you too!” Mason added with a lopsided smile.

Jung Hoseok

When your eyes open in the morning, it’s not because of Lennox or Berkeley pulling on your arm, or because of them making too much noise way too early; it’s actual due to your natural circadian rhythm, which hasn’t happened since the twins were born. 

After stretching your body, you sit up and grab your phone, noticing that it’s almost 10am. A feeling of dread sinks in then, because Lennox and Berkeley never sleep past 8 and the fact that it’s been two hours and you haven’t heard or seen them makes you nervous.

“Morning Y/N-ah,” Hobi sung cheerily as he suddenly walked back into your bedroom. 

“Hobi, where’s Len and Berk?” You asked.

“They’re downstairs, watching a movie,” he replied. 

“Why didn’t they wake me up this morning?”

“Because I wouldn’t let them,” he admitted and you raised an eyebrow at him in confusion. “It’s Mother’s Day today, remember?” He said and your eyes widened. 

“Wait, so you let me sleep in?” You questioned with a small smile.

“Yeah. I know they usually go straight for you instead of me in the mornings so I decided to give you a break today,” he explained. “And I have more planned for you.”

“What else?”

“You’re gonna have to get up and go shower and get dressed if you wanna find out,” he shrugged. Giggling, you hurriedly got out of the bed and walked up to him, kissing him firmly.

“Thank you,” you said.

“You’re welcome,” he smiled. 

Park Jimin

“Ok, so your gift isn’t really anything fancy,” Jimin explained as he stood in front of you while you sat on the couch.

“Jimin-ssi, I’m sure it’s fine,” you chuckled. Nodding, he handed the large box in his hands to you and you set it on your lap. You undid the bow on top and then lifted the lid off of the box. Inside, there was what appeared to be a scrapbook. You gently pulled it out of the box and then shoved the box onto the floor.

“I noticed our family photo album was getting a little full so I made this one,” Jimin explained as you opened the cover of the book, only to be greeted with a photo of you and Jimin on your wedding day. 

“Pretty Mommy,” Noah piped up as he pointed to you in the picture.

“Mommy was really pretty that day,” Jimin agreed, making you blush before you turned the page. You continued to browse through the book, smiling as you saw pictures of you and Jimin from when you were just dating, your wedding, when you were pregnant with Noah, and Noah’s newborn days. 

“I love this,” you gushed, looking up at Jimin with a wide grin. 

“Keep looking jagi,” he said and you looked back down at the book as you turned to the very last page. There, held onto the page with scotch tape, was a hand drawn picture of you, Jimin, and Noah. 

“Did you do this Noey?” You wondered as you looked over at him, and he nodded enthusiastically.

“Yeah! See, here’s Mommy and Daddy and me,” he said proudly as he pointed to each of the figures that he had drawn. 

“I love it baby,” you sniffled as tears welled up in your eyes.

“No crying Mommy,” Noah pouted.

“Don’t worry mini me, I think those are happy tears,” Jimin smiled as he bent down and gathered you up into a hug.

Kim Taehyung 

“I told you a hundred times Kim Taehyung, I didn’t need a gift!” You huff as Taehyung extends a small box towards you. 

“You really thought I was gonna let Mother’s Day pass and not get you anything?” Tae scoffed. 

“But I already have my gift, you and Spence,” you said, taking a second to press a kiss to the top of Spencer’s head as she slept slumped against you on the couch..

“That doesn’t mean that you can’t get anything extra,” he pointed out and you sighed heavily before taking the box out of his hands. You opened the box, which was made for jewelry, and you found a gold bracelet with a large gold plate on the front of it. On that gold plate, you saw what looked like chicken scratch handwriting.

“What is this?” You wondered as you looked up at Taehyung.

“It’s Munchkin’s handwriting,” he revealed and you gasped before looking back down at it.

“Do you know what it says?” You asked.

“She wouldn’t tell me,” Taehyung laughed. “She said that it was only a secret for her and Mommy to know.”

“I’ll ask her when she wakes up then,” you giggled. “Thank you so much Tae.”

“No, thank you,” he retorted. “If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t have Munchkin and she’s one of two of the greatest things that have ever happened to me.”

“What’s the other one?”

“Meeting you,” he smiled and you cooed before leaning forward and kissing him passionately. 

Jeon Jungkook 

“Daddy, can we give Mommy her gift now?” Ava asked.

“Gift?” You said as you turned away from the stove where you had been making breakfast for the three of you, and looked over at Jungkook who was sitting at the counter. “What gift?”

“It was supposed to be a surprise but someone can’t keep quiet,” Jungkook sighed as he looked down at Ava.

“Sorry,” she mumbled, covering her mouth with her hands.

“It’s ok Angel. Here,” he said as he reached into the pocket of his pajama pants and pulled out a small box before handing it off to Ava. “Go give it to Mommy.” She nodded before sliding down off of her chair and bounding over to you. 

“Thank you Ave,” you smiled before proceeding to rip the wrapping paper off of it and opening it up. Inside, there was a beautiful golden locket and you pulled it out of the box in order to get a closer look at it.

“Open it,” Jungkook instructed and you nodded before doing so. Inside, there was a picture of you and Jungkook sat next to each other, side by side. Jungkook had his arms wrapped around your waist and his chin rested on your shoulder. Ava was sat in your lap, her big bunny smile that mirrored Jungkook’s prominent on her face. 

“See Mommy?” Ava chirped as she hopped up and down a few times. “It’s your favorite picture.”

“It is,” you nodded, feeling tears beginning to well up in your eyes. Jungkook got up and walked around the counter and over to where you were standing, setting his hand on the small of your back and rubbing gently.

“Why are you about to cry?” He wondered.

“I just love you both so much and this is my favorite picture and now I can always carry it with me,” you rambled as tears streamed down your cheeks, making Jungkook laugh at how cute you were. 

“Happy Mommy Day Mommy,” Ava smiled as she hugged your leg.

“We love you Y/N-ah,” Jungkook added.

“I love you guys so much more,” you grinned, leaning over and kissing Jungkook softly.

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BTS Toddler Series #28: Father’s Day

Kim Seokjin

“Daddy,” Kaiden called as he ran into the living room, you trailing not too far behind him. 

“What’s up Chinny?” Jin chuckled as Kaiden climbed up onto his lap. 

“I made you a card for Father Day,” he said, holding up the homemade card in his hands. 

“Aw, let’s see what it says,” Jin said as he plucked the card out of Kaiden’s hands. You sat down on the couch next to Jin and watched as he opened up the card.

“‘Dear Daddy, you’re the best Daddy in the whole wide world. You make the best dinners and you always play with me when I ask. And you can sing really good, and you let me go on stage too sometimes. I love you Daddy. Love, Kaiden,’“ Jin finished reading with a wide grin on his face. “Did you write all of this yourself Chinny?”

“No, Mommy helped me,” Kaiden said. 

“He told me what he wanted to say and I just wrote it down,” you spoke up. 

“Well, I love it. Thank you Chinny,” he cooed, leaning down and kissing the top of Kaiden’s head. 

“Here, I got you a card too,” you said as you handed an envelope off to him. Just as he started to open it, you put your hands over his in order to stop him and he looked up at you quizzically.

“I put a little something for you in there and it’d probably be best if you didn’t open while someone else is here,” you whispered as you nodded over to Kaiden and Jin nodded in understanding.

“Just what is it that’s in here that I can’t open in front of him?” Jin wondered and you just smirked.

“Happy Father’s Day,” you simpered, leaning over and kissing his cheek.

Min Yoongi

“Mommy, come on!” Kinsley shouted as her and Yoongi sat on the small couch that was placed on set. For Father’s Day this year, you thought it would be a good idea to get updated family photos done because even though Yoongi wouldn’t say it to you out loud, you knew that he loved having pictures of you and Kinsley in your house, in his studio and on his person.

“Yeah Mommy, come on,” Yoongi echoed.

“I’m coming, I’m coming,” you scoffed as you stepped out of the dressing room, fully dressed in black, floor length dress. “You two are so impatient.”

“It only took you two years,” Yoongi sighed dramatically. 

“Could you not?” You laughed. “Ready for these pictures?” You asked as you walked over to them, taking a second to adjust the flower bow that sat at the top of Kinsley’s ponytail.

“Ready Mommy,” Kinsley nodded and you lightly pinched her cheek, making her giggle. The photographer that was running your session stepped up with his camera then and put the three of you in the poses that he wanted you in. This ended up being Yoongi sitting on the couch with Kinsley on his lap and you standing behind him with your hands on his shoulders.

“Alright, big smiles now,” the photographer said.

“Let’s see your big pretty smile baby girl,” Yoongi said as he lightly bounced Kinsley up and down on his knee. The three of you smiled brightly as the photographer took a few shots of the pose.

“Alright, now just be natural,” he instructed. You immediately stuck your finger into Yoongi’s ear, making him yell in surprise. 

“Y/N-ah, what the hell?” He huffed.

“No bad words Daddy,” Kinsley said and you snickered.

“Yeah, no bad words Daddy,” you repeated. 

“You know what,” Yoongi started to say but he was cut off by the flash of the camera going off.

“Why do I have a weird feeling that that picture is going to be my favorite one?” Yoongi muttered.

“Mines too,” you laughed as you leaned down to kiss the side of his head.

Kim Namjoon 

“You didn’t have to get me anything,” Namjoon started to say as you handed him a big envelope. 

“Don’t start that,” you lightly scolded him. “It’s Father’s Day, meaning it’s a day to celebrate you so just let us do that.”

“Yeah, we got you a good present,” Mason added, making both you and Namjoon laugh. 

“Alright alright, don’t chew my head off,” he chuckled as he tore the envelope open. He then reached inside, pulling out the two large books that you had gotten him. “Jagi, I’ve been wanting to read these for so long.”

“I know but you never ordered them for yourself so I decided to do it for you,” you smiled. “Do you like them?”

“I love it,” he nodded. “Thank you,” he said, leaning over and kissing you softly. 

“Daddy, there’s more,” Mason said as he pointed to the envelope. Namjoon then looked inside of the envelope again, chuckling as he pulled out a small card. 

“‘To Daddy’“, Namjoon read as he opened up the card. “Thank you for being the best Daddy ever. Love Mason.”

“He wrote that himself too,” you revealed. “I just helped him spell.”

“I love it,” Namjoon grinned as he looked over at mason. “Thank you Mase.”

“You’re welcome,” Mason replied, a loud giggle escaping him when Namjoon kissed his cheek.

Jung Hoseok 

“Alright guys, go ahead and wake him up,” you said as you, Berkeley, and Lennox walked into your bedroom. You set the tray that you were carrying with breakfast on it onto the nightstand and then turned to watch as the twins climbed onto the bed with Hobi, who was still asleep.

“Daddy, wake up!” Berkeley said as she pulled on his arm. 

“Daddy, get up!” Lennox whined as he stuck his finger into Hobi’s ear.

“Lenny, don’t do that,” you scolded him softly, even though you couldn’t help the small chuckle that escaped you.

“Mm, what is it?” Hobi groaned as he finally opened his eyes.

“Happy Father’s Day!” Lennox and Berkeley exclaimed together, making Hobi smile as he wiped his eyes.

“Thanks kiddos,” he chuckled as he sat up in the bed.

“We made breakfast for you,” you said as you grabbed the tray and set it in his lap. 

“Thank you Y/N-ah,” he smiled, catching you by your wrist and pulling you down into a kiss. 

“Can we have some breakfast Daddy?” Berkeley piped up, making Hobi pull away from your lips and look down at her.

“I thought this breakfast was for me Princess,” he chuckled.

“We helped Mommy so we can share,” Lennox added.

“Very valid point Len,” Hobi nodded as he picked up two pieces of bacon, handing them on to each of them. 

“Hey, what about me?” You pouted and Hobi chuckled before handing a piece off to you.

“Thank you for this baby,” he said, making you smile widely.

“No problem Hobi,” you nodded. “Happy Father’s Day.”

Park Jimin 

“Jimin-ssi, stop,” you giggled as Jimin let his lips roam over your neck. 

“I’m just enjoying my father’s day gift,” he mumbled against your skin. 

“I’d say Noah is the gift for that, not me,” you pointed out. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

“Speak of the devil,” Jimin murmured as he pulled away from your neck. “Come in mini me.” The door opened and Noah peaked his head inside. After Jimin nodded, Noah ran inside and hopped onto the bed, crawling up and squishing himself in between the two of you.

“Happy Father Day,” Noah chirped as he looked up at Jimin.

“Thank you mini me,” Jimin smiled, leaning down and pressing a kiss to Noah’s cheek.

“What do you wanna do today Jimin-ssi?” You questioned.

“Honestly, it doesn’t matter as along as I’m with you guys,” he shrugged.

“Can we cuddle?” Noah asked and Jimin chuckled before nodding.

“Of course,” he confirmed and Noah grinned before snuggling further beneath the cover. The three of you stayed like that in bed, you and Jimin quietly talking as Noah drifted off to sleep between you.

“Hey Jimin-ssi, I’ve been thinking,” you started and Jimin titled his head at you.

“About what?”

“You know how we’ve been wanting another baby for a while now and how we just haven’t figured out the right timing?” You said and he nodded slowly. “Well I was thinking, why don’t we do what we did with Noah and stop using protection completely?”

“Jagi, are you serious? No more protection from now on and just letting whatever happens, happen?” Jimin gasped and you nodded your head. “Hell yeah!” He exclaimed, freezing when Noah started to toss and turn in his sleep from the loud noise. “My bad,” he apologized, making you giggle and shake your head at him.

Kim Taehyung 

“Mommy, I wanna do it,” Spencer whined as she tapped repeatedly on your side. 

“Spence, Mommy has to do this part,” you explained as you cracked an egg into the bowl of cake mix. 

“I wanna do it,” she repeated and you just chuckled at how insistent your daughter always was. After you threw away the empty egg shell, you picked up the whisk and handed it over to her.

“Here, why don’t you mix it up?” You suggested and she nodded enthusiastically. You watched as she stuck the whisk in the bowl and tried her best to mix it up. As she did that, you heard the front door of the house open. 

“Y/N-ah? Munchkin?” Taehyung called out and Spencer gasped at the sound of her father’s voice.

“Daddy’s back!” She exclaimed and you watched as she left the whisk in the bowl and hopped down off of her little step stool before running out of the kitchen. Shaking your head, you followed behind her and walked out of the kitchen and into the front hall, only to see her pushing against Taehyung’s legs to keep him from walking any further into the house.

“What is going on?” He laughed as he watched Spencer use all of her strength on him.

“She doesn’t want you to see our surprise that we’re making you for Father’s Day,” you explained and he nodded in understanding. 

“Can’t mess it up Daddy,” Spencer added. 

“Aw, I’m sorry Munchkin,” he apologized, leaning down and kissing her cheek.

“Spence, why don’t you go and and keep working on Daddy’s surprise and I’ll be there in a second?” You said and Spencer nodded before walking back into the kitchen. 

“You know she’s making you a cake, don’t you?” You said as you looked at Tae.

“I could smell the mix as soon as I walked in the house,” he admitted with a laugh.

Jeon Jungkook

“Alright Kook, are you ready for a gift that’s gonna knock your socks off?” You smiled as you walked into your shared bedroom, carrying a small box.

“Aw, I didn’t think that you got me a gift,” he chuckled as he adjusted Ava on his lap and watched as you climbed onto the bed. 

“That’s because I didn’t tell someone,” you said, giving a side eye to Ava. 

“Mommy, can I give it to Daddy?” She asked and you nodded, handing the box over to her. You watched as she then handed it to Jungkook, who kissed her forehead as he took it from her. He then unwrapped the box and opened it up, gasping as he read the words on the front.

“Y/N-ah,” he gasped as he held up the small, portable photo printer that you had gotten him.

“All you have to do it plug it up to your phone and it’ll print out any photo you want right then and there,” you beamed, proud of his reaction to the gift.

“This is amazing,” he grinned. “I wanna try it right now,” he said as he immediately began working on opening up the box and taking the printer out. He then grabbed his phone and plugged the printer up before holding his phone up.

“Smile Angel,” you said as the both of you leaned in so that you were in view of the camera. The three of you grinned widely as Jungkook took the picture and he selected the option to print it immediately afterwards. 

“Cool,” Ava gasped as she watched the picture come out of the printer. 

“It is very cool Angel,” Jungkook nodded as he held up the physical copy of the photo that the three of you had just taken. “I love it Y/N-ah.”

“I’m glad baby,” you nodded. 

“Happy Daddy Day,” Ava added.

“Thank you Angel,” he said as he kissed the top of her head before leaning over and kissing you gently. 

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BTS Toddler Series #29: Playdates

Kim Seokjin 

“Come on Kade,” Noah giggled as he hopped down off of the back porch of Kaiden’s house. 

“Wait for me,” Kaiden smiled as he followed suit, hopping over the two steps of the back porch and landing in the grass next to Noah. 

“Wanna go play in the sandbox?” Noah asked as he pointed at Kaiden’s sandbox that was near the middle of the backyard.

“Yeah, race you,” Kaiden said as he took off running, making Noah squeal in surprise before taking off behind him. They both ran to the sandbox, Kaiden getting there first since he had taken off running first.

“No fair, you cheated,” Noah accused, although the smile on his face showed that he wasn’t really upset. Kaiden just shrugged and sat down in the sand, Noah doing the same as he picked up a shovel and one of the pails that sat in the sand.

“Let’s make a tower,” Noah suggested and Kaiden nodded in agreement. “Here, you take this one.” Noah handed the shovel in his hand over to Kaiden and he grabbed the extra one that was next to him in the sand. Kaiden grabbed the extra pail and they both worked on filling their pails with sand. Once they were done, they turned the pails upside and then lifted them up, only to frown when the towers that were left behind began to crumple.

“We didn't do it right,” Noah pouted as he let his shovel fall into the sand and Kaiden looked over at him with a small smile.

“It’s ok Noey. We can try again,” Kaiden assured him as he reached over and picked up the shovel that Noah had dropped and handed it to him.

“Ok,” Noah nodded and they then proceeded to refill their pails. 

Min Yoongi

“Want more tea Kins?” Berkeley asked as she held up the small plastic tea pot. 

“Yes please,” Kinsley smiled as she held up her tea cup and Berkeley proceeded to pour in some fake tea into her cup.

“How’s everything going in here?” Yoongi asked as he walked into Kinsley’s bedroom, with Hobi following close behind.

“We need real tea uncle Yoonie,” Berkeley pouted.

“Can’t have tea party with no tea,” Kinsley added. 

“Well, I think we can fix that,” Hobi smirked as both he and Yoongi brought their arms from behind their backs, a pot of tea in Hobi’s hands and a small tray of Yakwga which are Korean honey cookies.

“Cookies,” Kinsley gasped excitedly. Yoongi set the tray down onto the little table while Hobi poured the tea into each of the girl’s tea cups. 

“How is it?” Hobi asked as he watched the girls take sips of their tea.

“Good, like Mommy’s,” Berkeley nodded. 

“Alright, you two have fun alright?” Yoongi said and both girls nodded. “Oh, and don’t tell your mommies that we gave you cookies.”

“Don’t worry Daddy,” Kinsley giggled.

“We won’t tell,” Berkeley promised before covering her mouth with her hand.

Kim Namjoon

“Oh look Kade!” Mason exclaimed as he grabbed Kaiden’s hand and pulled him over to the large fish tank in the aquarium. Both boys placed their hands on the glass as they marveled at the large whales that were inside of the tank. 

“Thanks for inviting us to come along with you and Kaiden hyung,” Namjoon said as he and Jin followed and stood behind the boys.

“No problem. Besides, I knew Kaiden would like to have a friend along with him since Y/N-ah had to work today,” Jin replied and Namjoon nodded in understanding. 

“Daddy, uncle Jin, can we go touch the starfishes?” Mason asked as he looked over his shoulder at them.

“Yeah, where are they?” Jin wondered and Mason pointed to their right, where there was an exhibit that housed the starfish. 

“Come on, let’s go over there,” Namjoon said and the four of them walked over there. Mason instantly stepped up and the employee that was there showed him how to gently touch the starfish that rested on the side of its’ tank.

“Oh, it feels slippery!” Mason gasped as he looked up at Namjoon, who smiled and nodded. “Come touch it Kade.”

“No, I’m ok,” Kaiden mumbled and Jin looked down at him with a raised brow.

“Are you sure you don’t want to Kade?” Jin questioned. “I’m sure Mase would teach you how.”

“Yeah!” Mason nodded in agreement as he walked over and took ahold of Kaiden’s hand, pulling him over to the tank. “Like this,” Mason said as he took ahold of Kaiden’s pointer finger.

“Careful,” Kaiden muttered as he let Mason dip their hands into the water and Kaiden hesitantly touched the starfish. “It is slippery,” he giggled as he looked back at Jin.

“Good job Kade,” Jin praised, making Kaiden smile wider before he turned back and continued talking to Mason about the starfish in front of them.

Jung Hoseok 

“Can I have some of that?” Ava asked as she looked over at Lennox’s plate of food, which consisted of bulgogi, kimchi, and japchae. 

“Of what?” Lennox wondered and Ava pointed towards his kimchi. “You have your own!”

“But it’s really good,” Ava pouted but Lennox just ignored her as he continued to eat his food. Just then, Hobi and Jungkook walked into the kitchen. 

“How’s it going in here?” Jungkook asked as he and Hobi walked over and stood next to the little table that Lennox and Ava were sitting at.

“Len won’t share his kimchi with me,” Ava whined and Hobi chuckled at her.

“We have more than enough kimchi still left over so I can give you more if you want,” Hobi said.

“Yes please Uncle Hobi,” Ava nodded and Hobi picked up her plate and walked over to the kitchen counter in order to fill it for her. Meanwhile, Lennox patted Jungkook’s thighs, which made him look down at him. 

“What’s up Len?” Jungkook wondered.

“Does Ave steal your food too?” He questioned and Jungkook couldn’t help but to chuckle.

“Sometimes,” he nodded.

“You let her?”

“Sometimes,” he repeated. 

“Why?” 

“Well, because I’m her daddy and I like to make sure she’s full because I love her.”

“I love Ave too but I don’t want to share my food,” Lennox pouted and Hobi snorted loudly. 

“Good luck ever finding a wife then buddy,” Hobi laughed, making Jungkook do the same.  

Park Jimin 

“Slow down you two!” Jimin shouted behind Noah and Spencer as they ran down the hallways of the BigHit building. 

“Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to bring those two along,” Taehyung chuckled as the two of them headed to their rehearsal studio.

“I don’t know about you, but I had no choice,” Jimin said. “Y/N-ah’s at work and it’s the weekend, so no school.”

“Trust me, I get it,” Taehyung replied as he nodded his head. “It’s a good thing that those two love being together.”

“Definitely,” Jimin agreed. Once they reached their studio, they opened the door and stepped inside, only to find Noah and Spencer already there.

“We beat you Daddy,” Noah exclaimed as he ran up to Jimin, making Jimin smile as he set his hand on top of Noah’s head.

“You did mini me,” he nodded.

“Are we gonna dance Daddy?” Spencer as she followed behind Taehyung, who had made his way over to the stereo system that was in the corner of the room.

“Yeah Munchkin, Daddy and uncle Jiminie have to practice,” Taehyung told her as he pressed play and ‘Idol’ began to play throughout the room.

“We practice too,” Noah said and Jimin just smiled as him and Taehyung began to do the choreography. Spencer and Noah immediately began trying to do the same moves, but their little bodies could only do so much.

“This is so cute,” Jimin cooed as he stopped dancing and grabbed his phone from his bag, going to camera and pressing record. 

“Come on Noey, come on Munchkin,” Taehyung encouraged them, and the two of them kept dancing as their giggles filled the room.

“ARMY is going to love this,” Jimin smiled as he stopped recording and clicked on the Twitter app to go upload the video.

Kim Taehyung 

“What movie do you two wanna watch?” Taehyung asked as he looked over his shoulder at Spencer and Kinsley, who were sitting next to each other on the couch.

“Oh Daddy, can we watch Moana?” Spencer asked.

“Did you ask Kinsley if she wanted to watch that?” Taehyung wondered with a smile and Spencer turned to Kinsley.

“Do you wanna watch Moana too?” Spencer asked her and Kinsley nodded, making Spencer grin and turn back to look at Taehyung. “She does too Daddy.”

“Alright Munchkin,” Taehyung chuckled as he grabbed the Moana DVD and placed it into the DVD player. He waited as the main menu came up and he pressed play for them before stepping away from the TV.

“Ok, I’m gonna be right in our bedroom cleaning up,” Taehyung said as he looked down at the two of them. “Call me if you need me ok?”

“Ok Daddy,” Spencer nodded and Taehyung smiled before walking out of the living room and Spencer turned to look at Kinsley. “This is one of my favorite movies.”

“Me too,” Kinsley agreed as they both focused their complete attention on the movie and about 20 minutes passed without a word from the two of them.

“The chicken is funny,” Spencer giggled as she pointed to the TV. Kinsley didn’t respond so Spencer looked over at her, only to see that Kinsley was fast asleep with her head against Spencer’s shoulder. Spencer then grabbed a blanket that was laid on the arm of the couch and put it over both herself and Kinsley, making sure that she was covered up.

“Have a good ap Kins,” Spencer whispered before looking back at the TV.

Jeon Jungkook 

“Do you want this color Mase?” Ava asked as she held out a red crayon to Mason, who was sitting next to her at her small table in her room as they colored pictures together.

“Yeah, thank you Ave,” he nodded as he took it from her and started to use it on his pictures.

“I like drawing,” Ava murmured as she worked on her picture. “Me and Daddy draw a lot together, but not when he’s gone.”

“Gone with my Daddy and uncles?” Mason asked as he glanced over at Ava and Ava nodded. “I don’t like it when he leaves.”

“Me too but they have to for Army,” Ava pouted. A few seconds of silence passed between them before Ava leaned over and put her chin on Mason’s shoulder. “What did you draw Mase?”

“Oh, it’s not very good,” he tried to explain as he slid his picture closer to her so that she could look at it.

“No, it is,” Ava said as she shook her head. “I like it.”

“Can I see yours?” He asked and Ava nodded as she pushed her paper over to him.

“I like yours better than mine,” he said with a shrug.

“They’re both good,” Ava corrected him. 

“Thanks Ave,” he smiled and they both silently continued to color their pictures.

[btsqualityy]

BTS Toddler Series #22: Copy Cats

Kim Seokjin

“Are you ready to see some fireworks Kade?” You asked him as the both of you stepped out onto the driveway of your house, looking out into the street to see Jungkook and Jin setting up a few fireworks.

“Yeah!” He exclaimed, bouncing up and down on his feet which made you giggle at him.

“Alright hyung, do you wanna light it?” Jungkook asked as he extended his hand towards Jin, holding the lighter out to him.

“Hell no,” Jin chuckled. “You do it.”

“Alright,” he shrugged, turning around to look at you and Kaiden. “Ready Kade?”

“Ready Uncle Kookie!” Kaiden shouted back. Jungkook flicked the lighter, quickly igniting the fuse on three fireworks before both he and Jin stepped back. You watched the fuse travel to the top of the firework, a big burst then erupting as a multitude of colors flew out of the fireworks and up into the sky above you. The other two fireworks went off in rapid succession and you winced at how loud the sounds were.

“Wah!!” You heard both Jin and Kaiden scream and Kaiden ripped his hand out of yours as he raced back to the house, Jin rushing not far behind him. You watched in sheer amusement as Jin opened the door to the house and they both ran inside, shutting the door behind them.

“Wow, who would’ve thought that Kade would be a scaredy cat just like hyung?” Jungkook cackled.

“Definitely not me,” you smiled.

Min Yoongi

“Are you ready to see Daddy?” You asked as you walked down the street with Kinsley, her small hand in yours as the two of you headed for the BigHit building.

“Yeah,” she nodded, holding her free hand up to her face to block it from the sun as she looked up at you. “Can we get skewers for lunch?”

“We’ll ask Daddy, ok?” You smiled and she nodded. The two of you rounded the corner and the building came into sight. After crossing the street, you walked up to the front door and held it open for Kinsley, watching as she walked inside to the lobby before following behind her.

“Hi Y/N-ah,” Hobi greeted as he walked up to you.

“Hey Hobi,” you replied, giving him a quick hug.

“Hi uncle Hobi,” Kinsley piped up, making Hobi chuckle as he bent down to her level.

“Hi my Kins Bins,” he grinned, reaching out and tickling her neck which made her giggle and hide behind your leg. “What are you two doing here?”

“We came to get Yoongi so that we could all go out to lunch,” you explained and Hobi lifted his chin at you in acknowledgement. 

“Good, it’ll get him out of the studio. You know how he is right before a comeback,” Hobi mentioned and you nodded in agreement. Suddenly, you heard your husband’s voice and you looked up to see him at the very end of the hallway, talking with Jin.

“Mommy, can I go to Daddy? He right there,” Kinsley asked as she pointed towards him. 

“Go ahead sweetheart,” you chuckled and you and Hobi both watched as Kinsley did a penguin type of run down the hall towards Yoongi.

“Oh my gosh, she runs just like hyung,” Hobi cackled, making you laugh as you watched Yoongi bend down and pick Kinsley up, giving her a kiss and setting her on his hip.

Kim Namjoon 

“Mommy!” You heard Mason yell and you turned around, seeing both Mason and Namjoon walking through the front door of your house. Mason barreled over to you and you bent down to catch him in your arms, lifting him up and giving him a tight hug.

“Hi Mase,” you smiled, pressing a kiss to both of his cheeks. “How was your day at daycare?”

“Good! Oh, I made pictures!” He exclaimed as he wiggled around and you set him back down onto the ground. You helped him take off the little backpack that he had on and you held it for him as he unzipped it, reaching inside and grabbing a few sheets of construction paper that he drawn on.

“See, this is mommy and daddy and me,” he said as he pointed to each of the stick figures that he had drawn. “I drawed Rapmon too, even though he lives with jobumonim.”

“Oh, these are great Mase,” you praised him, giving him a wide smile as his cheeks visibly reddened from the attention. 

“Really?” He wondered quietly as he looked up at you, and you nodded your head.

“Of course. You’ve been getting better and better at drawing your pictures,” you confirmed and he looked down at the ground in embarrassment. “Why don’t you go grab one of the magnets off the fridge and put them up there so that everyone will be able to see them when they come over?” Mason smiled widely and nodded excitedly before taking the pictures out of your hands and running off to the kitchen.

“You know he gets that from you?” You said with a smirk as you looked towards Namjoon.

“What?”

“The whole getting shy when someone praises him thing,” you said.

“I do not get shy,” Namjoon tried to argue but you just shook your head before leaning up and kissing him gently.

“Keep telling yourself that baby,” you giggled before turning around and walking to the kitchen.

Jung Hoseok 

“Baby, you have a package!” You shouted as you dragged the large box into the house from off of the front steps where it had been delivered. Hobi suddenly walked into the living room, where you had left the package next to the coffee table.

“Oh! I think this is what I ordered a while ago,” Hobi gasped as he sunk down to his knees, immediately going to work on opening up the box.

“What did you order?” You asked, watching as he finally got the box open and pulled out another box that read ‘Balenciaga’ on the front. “Hobi, more shoes? Didn’t we just have a conversation the other day about how you have too many shoes as it is?”

“Yeah, but these aren’t for me,” he chuckled as he opened the box, turning it to face you. You couldn’t help but to laugh lightly as you looked at the two small pairs of Balenciagas that sat in the box.

“You ordered Len and Berk their own pairs?” You chuckled, looking up to see him grinning widely.

“Yeah, so we can match!” He nodded. “Lennox, Berk! Come here!” He shouted and it didn’t take long for the two of them to come running into the living room. “Look what Daddy got you guys,” he said as he showed them the box.

“Oh, like Daddy’s,” Lennox chirped, making you smile.

“We wear too?” Berkeley asked and Hobi nodded. 

“Of course, we’ll be the Three Musketeers,” he announced and you rolled your eyes playfully as you watched him pull the shoes out of the box for the twins to try on.

Park Jimin

“Hey hey,” you sung as you pushed open the door to the member’s rehearsal room, Noah trailing behind you.

“Hi jagi,” Jimin smiled, walking over and kissing you gently. Noah then ran up to his dad, hugging his right leg tightly.

“Hi Daddy,” Noah chirped as he looked up at Jimin and Jimin chuckled as he set his hand on top of Noah’s head.

“Hi mini me,” he said.

“Are you almost ready to go?” You asked as you looked around the room, noticing that Jimin had been the only one in there before you and Noah had arrived.

“Uh, there’s this part in the new choreography that I’ve been having trouble with,” he started to explain and you shook your head to stop him.

“We can wait for a little while longer,” you shrugged, knowing how Jimin was when it came to perfecting choreography. Jimin grinned widely, leaning over and kissing you again before he walked back over to the sound system in the corner of the room. You took a seat in one of the chairs and Noah came over and leaned into your lap as you both watched Jimin do the choreography to Dinoysus. Noah began to bounce up and down on his feet and you couldn’t help but to laugh as you looked down at him.

“Mommy, go dance?” Noah wondered as he pointed over to Jimin and you shrugged, nodding slightly.

“Go ahead,”  you gave him permission and that was all he needed before he walked over to Jimin. He watched silently for a few seconds as Jimin went through the choreography and then Noah tried to do the same movements. Both you and Jimin laughed loudly at watching Noah try to do the dance.

“Good try mini me,” Jimin praised, making Noah look up at him and smile widely.

Kim Taehyung 

“No Daddy,” Spencer whined as she shook her head. 

“Come on Munchkin. I bet you’d look so pretty in it,” Taehyung tried to persuade her as he held up a hanger with a purple Gucci shirt on it.

“No wear Daddy,” Spencer pouted. “Wear dress.”

“Tae, maybe you should just let her wear her dress and we can try to get her into the Gucci shirt another day,” you suggested and Tae looked up at you with the same pout that Spencer had on her face.

“But I bought it for her so that the two of us could match,” he muttered. “You know, Daddy and Daughter outfits.”

“Yeah, but our daughter is super headstrong and I think if she doesn’t wanna wear it, we shouldn’t force her to,” you pointed out.

“I guess you’re right,” he sighed. “I just thought it would be super cute for us to dress alike and then go get ice cream together.”

“Ice cream?” Spencer lisped, looking up at her father. “We get ice cream?”

“Yeah. You can put on this shirt and match with daddy and then we can go get ice cream and take pretty pictures together.” A few seconds of silence passed before Spencer started to make grabby hands at the hanger.

“I wear,” she said and Tae looked over at you with a smirk on his face.

“You’re dirty, you know that?” You questioned with a chuckle.

“I’m not dirty, I just know how to appeal to her,” he shrugged with a smile.

Jeon Jungkook

“Hey Angel,” Jungkook called as he walked into Ava’s bedroom, making her look up from her spot on the floor in between your legs where you had been doing her hair. “I got you something.”

“Present?” She wondered and Jungkook nodded before he got down on the floor on his knees, sitting back on his heels. He then brought his hands from behind his back and in them, was a small digital camera.

“Camera!” Ava gasped dramatically, making you giggle. She took it out of Jungkook’s hands and found the viewfinder, immediately holding it up to her eye afterwards and looking around.

“Why’d you get her a camera?” You asked as you looked up at him.

“Well, she’s always asking to take pictures on my camera and I’m always nervous that she’s going to break it,” he laughed. “So, I decided to get her her own camera and let her take pictures with that. It’s a pretty old model so it doesn’t matter if she’s a little rough on it.”

“Aw, that was sweet of you Kook,” you smiled. 

“Daddy, say cheese,” Ava instructed and Jungkook did his signature bunny smile for her as the flash went off.

“That’s really good Ave,” you praised as you looked over her shoulder at the small screen that displayed the picture that she’d just taken.

“Mommy and Daddy picture now,” Ava said as she looked back at you. 

“Alright,” you nodded as you got up on your knees, scooting over to Jungkook who wrapped his arms around your neck and set his chin on the top of your head. You set your hands on his wrists and the both of you smiled as Ava clicked the capture button.

“Let me see it Ave,” Jungkook requested and Ava turned the camera around so that he could see. He then smile widely, leaning down and pressing a quick kiss to Ava’s forehead. “Great job Angel.”

[btsqualityy]

BTS Toddler Series #25: Christmas

Kim Seokjin

“Here we go,” Jin said as he walked into the living room, a large box filled with ornaments in his hands. 

“What’s that?” Kaiden asked as he scooted towards the edge of the couch, wanting to get a peek inside of the box.

“You remember how I told you that we were gonna make our tree really nice and pretty?” You spoke up and Kaiden turned to look over at you, nodding his head. “Well, the decorations for it are in that box.”

“Come look,” Jin called as he set the box down on the ground next to the Christmas tree. Kaiden slid down from the couch and walked over to his father, watching carefully as Jin pulled the lids of the box open. 

“Oh, pretty,” Kaiden whispered as he peeked over into the box. Jin chuckled and reached into the box, pulling out a sphere shaped ornament. 

“Here, you take this hook and sit it on the tree,” Jin instructed as he then took the ornament and hooked it onto one of the branches. “Like that.”

“Ok,” Kaiden nodded and Jin picked out another ornament, this time a small box, and then handed it off to Kaiden. 

“Careful Kade,” you said as you got up and walked over to them. Kaiden nodded once again before slowly and gently placing the box on another branch, smiling widely afterwards. The three of you then spent the next 45 minutes decorating the tree and having Kaiden helping actually turned out better than you and Jin thought it would. 

“Wanna put the star on Chinny?” Jin asked and Kaiden nodded instantly. You handed the star to him and watched as Jin picked Kaiden up, lifting him so that he could reach the top of the tree. Kaiden then pushed the star on to the top branch and Jin set him back onto the ground.

“What do you think Kade?” You asked him.

“We did good,” he chirped, making both you and Jin laugh.

Min Yoongi 

“Daddy, where we going?” Kinsley asked as you, her, and Yoongi walked through the mall together. Technically though, Yoongi was carrying Kinsley.

“We have a surprise for you baby girl,” Yoongi said and Kinsley gasped softly.

“Good one?” She wondered.

“Yeah, it’s a good surprise,” you laughed. The three of you continued on throughout the mall until you came to this huge photo booth area, that was decorated in what seemed to be an endless amount of Christmas decorations. 

“Mommy, Daddy!” Kinsley squealed and you smiled widely, already having expected this reaction from her. “It’s Santa!” She pointed over to the man that was dressed as Santa, sitting in a large chair as he took pictures with a few other children.

“We know, we brought you to see him,” you told him.

“Do you wanna go over to him?” He asked her and she nodded immediately. Thankfully, the line was not long at all so there was only about a 5 minute wait until the three of you were standing in front of “Santa”.

“Hello there little girl,” Santa smiled at Kinsley. Yoongi set her down on the ground and you both watched as she walked over to stand in front of Santa. “What’s your name?”

“Kinsley,” she whispered, suddenly feeling shy in the presence of the large man. 

“And how old are you Kinsley?”

“Three,” she said as she held up three of her fingers. 

“Have you been a good girl this year?” He wondered and Kinsley nodded. “Good. I guess that means that I’ll have to give you everything you want this year huh?” He chuckled and she nodded shyly. “Would you like to take a picture with me?”

“Can I?” Kinsley asked as she turned around to look at you and Yoongi 

“Go ahead baby girl,” Yoongi smiled and Kinsley wasted no time in climbing up onto Santa’s lap. The both of them grinned widely and the cameraman took their pictures, all while you and Yoongi each took a photo on your phones as well.

Kim Namjoon

“All ready for bed Mase?” You asked him as you watched him pull his pajama top over his head. 

“Yeah,” he nodded. He then looked over at his bookcase, pointing to it as he looked back at you. “Can we finish the book Mommy?” He wondered, referring to the book ‘The Polar Express’.

“Are you sure you want to finish it tonight?” You questioned with a chuckle. “You didn’t even make it halfway through before you fell asleep on it last night.”

“Please,” he begged. “Wanna finish before Christmas.”

“Alright, alright, we can read it,” you relented, making him cheer. “Go get Daddy and I’ll meet you in our room, ok?” He nodded quickly before running off to find Namjoon while you walked over to his small bookcase and grabbed the book off of the shelf. You then walked out of Mason’s bedroom and down the hall to your and Namjoon’s room, only to find both Mason and Namjoon already waiting in the bed for you. 

“I see the two of you are ready,” you giggled as you climbed into bed with them. You settled down on one side of Mason while Namjoon was on the other side, the two of you sandwiching him in. 

“Do you want me or Daddy to read?” You asked Mason.

“Daddy please,” he requested and you silently handed the book over to Namjoon.

“Should I start from the beginning or do you remember what happened?” Namjoon wondered.

“Start over,” Mason said as he snuggled further into the bed. Namjoon nodded, opening the book and beginning to read. The three of you laid there together, you threading your fingers through Mason’s hair gently as Namjoon’s soothing voice recited the words from the book.

“Joon look,” you called out suddenly, making him stop reading and look over at you. A wide smile came over his face at the sight of Mason fast asleep against you, his fringe covering his eyes.

“I knew he wasn’t gonna last,” Namjoon laughed and you just shook your head before leaning down and pressing a kiss to the top of Mason’s head.

Jung Hoseok 

“Daddy, mommy!” Lennox yelled as he and Berkeley ran into the living room. You and Hobi were snuggled up together on the couch, a blanket covering the both of you as you watched a movie.

“What is it kiddos?” Hobi chuckled as they both clambered onto the couch and smushed themselves in between you and Hobi.

“We can’t find the elf today,” Berkeley pouted as she looked up at her father, referring to the elf on the shelf that you and Hobi had been hiding around the house for them.

“Did you look in your room?” You asked and hey both nodded their heads. 

“Help us please,” Lennox requested. 

“Alright, come on,” Hobi said and they both smiled widely before sliding down off the couch. “You gonna come with us?” He asked as he looked over at you.

“Why not?” You shrugged and the both of you got up from the couch. Hobi then lead the way into the laundry room, turning around to face the twins afterwards.

“I have a feeling that the elf may be in here,” Hobi said mysteriously and you couldn’t help the laugh that escaped you, knowing that he was the one who had been in charge of moving the elf today.

“Oh! Found it!” Berkeley exclaimed, hopping up and down as she pointed up to the shelf above the washing machine.

“God job princess,” Hobi grinned as he picked her up, lifting her and letting her pluck the elf from the shelf. 

“Can we play with it Mommy?” Lennox asked as he looked up at you.

“Go ahead,” you relented. “But bring it back to Daddy before bedtime, ok?”

“Ok!” They both agreed before running off with the elf.

“How much do you wanna bet that we never see that elf again?” Hobi said, making you laugh loudly.

Park Jimin

“Mommy,” Noah whined as he sat next to you on the floor of you and Jimin’s bedroom. “Wanna help.”

“Just a sec Noey,” you mumbled as you concentrated on trying to hold the wrapping paper in place in order for you to tape it together. Jimin walked back into the room then, carrying a few shopping bags that were filled with the gifts that needed to be wrapped for your family and friends. 

“Daddy,” Noah whimpered, turning his attention to Jimin. “Mommy won’t let me help.”

“What? Why?” Jimin wondered as he set the bags down on the floor and then sat down across from you. 

“I didn’t say he couldn’t help, I just told him to wait a second,” you chuckled. “And don’t snitch on me.”

“Come here mini me,” Jimin laughed as he shook his head and Noah crawled over to sit next to his father. Jimin looked into one of the bags and pulled out a small box, handing it to Noah. “Wanna help me wrap uncle Tae Tae’s present?”

“Yeah,” Noah chirped enthusiastically and you couldn’t help but to smile at him. Jimin grabbed the scissors and some wrapping paper, cutting out the appropriate amount needed to wrap the gift. He then handed it off to Noah, who instantly went to work on trying to wrap it correctly.

“So, have you gotten my gift yet?” You asked Jimin as you looked up at him, and he just smiled.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” He chuckled.

“I would actually,” you giggled. 

“You’ll have to wait and see jagi,” he said. “I’m not even gonna ask if you got my present yet though, because I know that you don’t have what I really want. At least not right now.”

“Soon Jimin-ssi,” you promised him with a soft smile. “And I think you’ll still like my actual gift in spite of that.”

“Daddy, help me please,” Noah spoke up suddenly and both you and Jimin looked down, seeing that Noah had managed to rip up the wrapping paper and the entire present was exposed.

“Ok mini me,” Jimin laughed. “You did a good job though,” he praised him and you smiled at how great Jimin was with your son.

Kim Taehyung 

“Ok, who’s card do you want to do next Spence?” You asked as you took a card that she had decorated full of glue and glitter and set it off to the side to dry. For Christmas this year, you and Taehyung had thought that it would be really cute and meaningful if Spencer handmade Christmas cards for your families and for the members. 

“Uh, Uncle Kookie,” she said and you nodded before handing her another piece of construction paper that you had already folded in half for her. She quickly picked up a blue marker and set to work on decorating it. 

“I’m home!” You heard Taehyung shout as the front door opened and then closed. It was only a few more seconds before he was walking into the kitchen and smiling at the sight of you and Spencer sitting at the kitchen table together.

“Hey, how was your day?” You wondered as you watched him walk over to you.

“Eh,” he shrugged with a chuckle before leaning down and kissing you firmly. He then turned to Spencer, who hadn’t once looked up from the card that she was working on. “Hi Munchkin.”

“Hi Daddy,” she replied, still not sparing him a glance as he kissed her on the cheek.

“Oh, you’re working on your Christmas cards,” Tae smiled as he looked at the small stack of cards that she had already finished. 

“Yeah and she’s doing a great job,” you praised her. “See, look at them.”

“No!” Spencer squealed as she finally looked up, reaching out to grab her Daddy’s hands. “Daddy’s card is there and he can’t see it until Christmas.”

“Oh, that’s right,” you nodded. “Sorry Spence.”

“Well, who’s card are you working on now?” Taehyung asked as he peeked over Spencer’s shoulder in order to look at what she was doing. “It looks beautiful.”

“That’s Jungkook’s card,” you smiled.

“Oh, I should’ve known,” he smirked knowingly.

Jeon Jungkook

“I’m ready!” Ava chirped as she ran down the stairs in your house, running over to where you and Jungkook were standing by the front door.

“Ah, where are your gloves Ave?” You asked her when you saw that her hands were bare.

“Upstairs,” she murmured as she looked down at her hands. 

“Go get them Angel,” Jungkook instructed. “It’s cold out there.” Ava sighed heavily before turning around and walking back up the stairs. 

“If she has this much attitude at three, can you imagine how bad she’s gonna be when she’s a teenager?” You wondered.

“I don’t even wanna talk or think about that,” Jungkook shuddered, making you laugh. Just then, Ava came back down the stairs with her gloves on her hands. After checking to make sure that she was bundled up properly, Jungkook opened the front door and the three of you walked outside into the freshly fallen snow.

“Wanna go play in the snow Angel?” Jungkook asked her and Ava nodded. You watched with a smile as she stepped out further into the front yard, giggling when she heard the snow crunching underneath her feet.

“Here, want me to show you how to make a snowball?” You asked her and she nodded. You bent down and gathered some snow up, using your hands to form it into a ball. Ava then did the same, although her snowball turned into more of a huge glob than a ball. 

“Hey, we should get Daddy,” you whispered as you looked over at Jungkook, who had started to roll a huge ball of snow in order to make a snowman.

“Ok,” she giggled and the two of you slowly crept up behind Jungkook, who had his back turned to you two. You looked down and nodded at Ava, and the two of you threw your snowballs at him at the same time.

“What the!” Jungkook yelped as he jumped at the impact of the snowballs and he turned around, an evil smirk spreading across his face. “Oh, the two of you are in for it now!”

“Run Mommy!” Ava shrieked and the two of you took off across the yard, Jungkook following close behind with a snowball in each of his hands.