#and Kaeya is a massive romantic

[graythefae]

I wore an ao dai for the first time in years, so obviously the only logical thing to do was draw the Kaebedo fam with ao dais and Vietnamese accessories (individual shots under the cut)

[moraxsthrone]

Kaeya fluff? Hell yeah

Imagine being the one person Kaeya leans on. For real, this man trusts no one and thought he would trust no one until you showed up. Now here he is, venting about his rough day at work while you run your fingers through his hair, reminding him just how much you love him. Maybe it's just me, but I think this man would MELT if you told him you want him romantically. Like, he's proud of how he can make you scream his name and all but having you say that you would be with him even without that? The man's dead, you killed him, but maybe he'll come back to you for a kiss ;)

Sorry, I don't think this is what you were asking for, but hope you like it anyhow?

anonnnnnn??? this is PERFECT!! it's even better than what i wanted?? skskskskssss. bless you, child, for leaving such a sweet delicacy in my ask box! 🥹💙

CW/NOTES — mention of sex but otherwise sfw. themes of low self-worth, abandonment issues, imposter syndrome (kaeya, not reader). fluff/comfort. gn! reader.

no, hun, it's not just you. you see, i've got quite a soft spot for lowkey insecure kaeya. it only makes sense??

i touched on this in my previous post, but i think kaeya secretly worries that you'll come to your senses one day and decide that being with him is more trouble than he's worth? he's scared shitless that he's inherently disposable (after what his bio father - and later, diluc - did to him) and probably suffers from a massive case of imposter syndrome when you tell him you're in love with him.

i think a big reason why he "peacocks" so much is bc he knows he's beautiful on the outside but thinks he's ugly on the inside and not worth sticking around for. beneath that cocky façade, there's a little boy who's terrified of being left all alone again. so he overcompensates by using his good looks and charming smile to win ppl over bc deep down he thinks that's all he's got going for him. of course you want to fuck him, he thinks. who doesn't?

but YOOOO when you touch his soul and kiss his scars, and you hold his heart in your hands like it's the most precious thing you've ever held? <i'm trying not to fucking cry here 😅> you hold it so close to your own heart and take care of it like it's yours (it is now, as far as he's concerned btw), kaeya fucking freaks the fuck out. he knows how to lose people. he's all too familiar with being discarded and abandoned.

but what he's NOT used to is being seen, accepted, and loved for exactly who he is, right to his very core. the first time you spend the night with him without having sex, he doesn't even sleep. he just lies there and watches you as tears blur his vision. he holds you and breathes in the scent of your hair as he kisses the top of your sleepy head, quietly thanking his stars for you and hoping his sniffling doesn't wake you up.

he'll know how it feels to be loved unconditionally and it's all bc of you. trust, this man will never step out of your relationship or do anything else to jeopardize what he has with you.

you're his home now, his center.

you're his present and his future.

you're his whole fucking life, his everything.

you're his person, the one who has his head in your lap, slowly brushing the tangles out of his hair with your fingers, leaning down to kiss his forehead and reminding him how much you love him. even and especially on his bad days when he needs that reminder the most.

[windcarvedlyre]

I'm gonna turn that meme around on you: Venti and Jean? :>

(ask meme)

Ty :D

Honestly my answers will sort of be an inversion of yours: Jean as someone I really appreciate but I'm not actively into and Venti as unhealthy obsession and fandom bicycle. (Thanks for introducing me to that term, lol.)

Jean

How I feel about her: I don't brainrot over her for her own sake, but as my de facto main in co-op, the permanent healer in my overworld team, and one of Mondstadt's most important characters I'm very fond of her. She deserves more breaks. So so much.

Her design fascinates me too; if you use the alt version of her default outfit it looks very modest and like everything's covered when she's standing still, only for more skin to be exposed on her upper torso when you run or otherwise move around. It feels like a visual reflection of how she hides/suppresses the more human, emotional parts of herself to perform her role.

Romantic ships: I'm not actively into any but Jean/Lisa just makes sense to me. Lisa is such a fun character to bounce off her. You've got me intrigued about Jean/Eula and Jean/Kaeya as well, and I should look into Jean/Diluc too.

I s2g her voice lines make her sound like she's starting to have a crush on Traveller too. That could be really wholesome; they could periodically show up in Mond, speedrun solving a ton of citizens' problems, and whisk her off to beautiful corners of Teyvat she'd never dream of having time to visit otherwise. And they both have sibling issues... I'm selling myself on this as I type it, dear lord.

Platonic OTPs: All of the above are also wonderful platonically. Also Jean and Venti!! God!!! I neeeed more interactions between them; it's a massive shame the game never showed us Jean or Diluc processing the Venti-Barbatos reveal and the religious crisis that would definitely cause. Especially for Jean! I wish this oneshot was a longer multichapter so badly.

I'm fascinated by the idea of them having a lot in common under the surface, especially if we compare Jean to how Venti may have been in Mond's cultivation period. Even their outfits have a lot of design elements in common!

Additionally, considering her parallels with/idolisation of Vennessa, I love the idea of Venti having unresolved guilt/unprocessed trauma about whatever happened to Vennessa in the end + maybe her overworking herself for Mondstadt until her death, and him screaming internally watching Jean go down the same path. I can't get enough of fics where he helps her relax for once. The two of them should go on some long field trip where they coax each other into acknowledging they're people that feel things.

Unpopular opinion: Not sure I have any! I'm not familiar with general fandom opinions about her but I'd be surprised if I saw someone severely mischaracterising her, tbh. She doesn't feel like a difficult character to grasp. Maybe my perception's skewed since I tend to obsess over human dumpster fires, though.

Something I wish would happen: mainly (gestures at the platonic section), but seconding you that we need her to make progress with Barbara too. I'd love to see her be dragged into more shenanigans with Diluc as well, though I'm biased as a combined-Diluc-and-Jean main.

Venti

How I feel about him: I probably need help with the amount I think about this goddamn character. I didn't truly understand the term 'comfort character' until I started obsessing over him. I project onto him a bit too much and I want to emotionally smash him to bits and scrape him together again.

Even without the brainrot, he's just fascinating; he's clearly a significant character that will almost certainly be tied to massive lore drops later on, and the vague hints about him having time powers mean that even the way he fundamentally experiences reality can be theorised about with wildly different ideas being equally valid.

He has me freezing up at every damn mention of wind and/or time and/or music in this god-forsaken game. And there are a lot of them.

Romantic ships: as I said, he's the fandom bicycle for me. Everyone gets a ride. I especially love zhongven in multiple permutations, and their longevity means fanworks for other Venti ships can easily slot in past zhongven as well. Otherwise I really like kaeven, I used to be more into diluven but kaeven has completely eclipsed it for me, and I'm really intrigued about the potential of furiven as well (though I usually approach that platonically).

Non-romantic OTPs: any of the above if not being done romantically, plus Venti+Jean and Venti+Vennessa (see Jean's section lmao) and Venti+everyone in old mond- especially NB and RHW. And I really really want to see him interact with Furina. There are so many people he either has a fascinating relationship with already or has potential to.

While it's not a ship, I find the idea that he's slept with the Tsaritsa at least once pre-fallout very funny.

Edit: Venti having a non-reciprocated crush on Vennessa is interesting as well.

Unpopular opinions: I'm not sure I have any in a tumblr fandom context? Maybe that any ships between him and a mortal who's grown up worshipping him (like diluc/venti, jean/venti, etc) would be a lot more of an emotional minefield for both parties than people tend to explore, with the mortal having to go through a religious crisis while Venti clearly just wants to be treated like a person + could be paranoid as hell about whether their consent to anything is genuine.

That's not a criticism of those ships, though! The opposite, actually. I'd love to see a long fic that really digs into that.

Something I wish would happen: ...there are so many things I could put here. The main ones are a) a Venti-is-Barbatos reveal (and maybe a reveal of his darker secrets, like any abyss ties) to all of Mondstadt, forcing him to stop avoiding his problems for once, and b) for Venti to be pushed into a corner and/or go apeshit and reveal just how much he was lying about his power level.

I need a Vennessa-Venti reunion as well. Please please please.

[byizoyas]

2023/byizoyas. — pls do not plagiarize or repost and claim as yours ! thank you very much :)

❛ ACE OF HEARTS ❜ ; a multi love interests written genshin series.

status: still in progress but it shall be starting soon.

genre. modern/mafia?? au ig. assassin!reader (gender neutral)

synopsis. ‘a genius’, ‘a ruthless murderer’, ‘teyvat’s righter of wrongs’… such are the way they call you through the whole country. indeed the pseudonym ‘crimson’ you use to hide your true name isn’t unknown anymore. some people praise you, some others only wait for your downfall. and in the middle of these crowds of hypocritical following idiots, you find yourself struggling to lead your life the way that you want. you owe a certain someone called morax a massive amount of money and since you have no choice but to work for him as his personal hitman you almost lost your ability to feel anything along the way; as if you lived only to serve that man and fulfill his cruel orders. yet, you can be thankful to him for he is, indirectly, the reason you met people that are going to change your life. will they change it for the best or for the worst ? this, you can only know after you make decisions. the way is going to be a long and difficult one. hopefully, someone will be there to catch you by the end of your journey.

✦: meets with reader through the fic. ✧: already knows reader.

✕ male leads. (5) alhaitham, ayato, childe, diluc, kaveh.

✦ ; alhaitham as the main target and y/n ‘enemy’

✧ ; ayato as y/n former partner in crime and actual friend with benefits

✦ ; childe as y/n current partner in crime, new in this job

✧ ; diluc as the cop in charge of some cases involving y/n, also happens to be y/n childhood friend

✦ ; kaveh as alhaitham’s friend and y/n indirect target to get to alhaitham

✕ main characters /outside ml and reader/ zhongli, pantalone, lumine, yae miko, kaeya, rosaria, dainsleif (more to be added as the series goes by probably)

✕ notes. GN/AFAB!READER cursing. heavy dose of angst. smut and suggestive scenes. mature themes that might not suit everyone’s taste (anything triggering will be tagged on top of a chapter!!) random updates cuz the whole thing isn’t written, i’m improvising ehe. dainslumi mentions. no heavy romantic feelings (love basically) towards the 5 men shall be described from reader pov since i want y’all to help me choose who y/n will end up with.

✕ taglist is always open, just send an ask or comment this post to be added.

CHAPTERS.

𝐈. the tower

more to come

reblogs, comments and likes are genuinely appreciated, thanks for your time & support!

[tartigglez]

"lips."

some headcanons of some genshin boys giving kisses !

kaeya, diluc, thoma, childe, zhongli (separately) x gn!reader

genre: fluff

word count: 400

tags: they're... theyre.... wholesome-ish. i don't have much to put here

tw/cw: suggestive connotations (not smut,, at all.), boys are touchy, neck kisses, that's kinda it

a/n: i felt so cringe writing this and am very bad at writing people kissing, its defo trash, i just needed something to post bc i promised double post this week and i'm loyal like that, celeste you never saw this xoxox.

kaeya kisses you like you are fragile, and need to be protected. he is gentle with his movements, but each one is purposeful. he loves having make out sessions, especially after a stressful day. will hover over you as he kisses your lips, but will also make it a regular habit to kiss your neck because he knows it relaxes you. 

diluc kisses you like he might never get the chance to again, like he’s going to lose you if he isn’t careful. he longs to hold you all day, so when he finally gets the chance at the end of the day, he will kiss you deeply as soon as he sees you, no matter where the pair of you are. when you’re alone, he’ll hold you close and tell you he loves you after pecking your lips.

thoma kisses you like you’re his best friend in the whole world (romantically). he wants you to know how much he appreciates you, and is a giver. will get into bed next to you at the end of the day, kiss your forehead and probably tell a dumb joke neither of you really find very funny. has extremely soft lips (don’t ask why i know this information).

childe kisses you like there is nobody else in the world but the two of you. he is nothing if not passionate, and this never-ending burning passion presents itself when he kisses you too, not just in the heat of battle. puts his hands all over you when he kisses you, not necessarily in a sexual way, he’s just really glad that you're there and wants to be in the moment. will take your breath away because of how rough his kisses are.

zhongli kisses you like you are his most prized treasure. has a massive habit of taking your hand in his gloved one and kissing the back of it as you both take walks around liyue. when you’re at home, he’ll be slow and gentle with you, because he wants you to know how much he appreciates you. however, if he’s feeling a little more needy or has missed you all day he will kiss your neck multiple times before moving back to your lips, whilst holding you close. and no, this isn’t whilst things are happening between the two of you, this is just him saying hello. (i don't think he understands mortal greetings very well). 

[xiao-lantern]

rant on the g3nshin community + ship discourse. feel free to ignore xo. idk if i actually need to “censor” words on tumblr but i’m gonna anyway sorry /gen. “y’all” is used as a general “you” and not to anyone specific. also heterophobia does NOT exist don’t try to bring that bullshit here. also ETA this rant was made before the 4.2 archon quest

the g3nshin fandom as a whole has a HUGE problem with biphobia, and hypocrisy tbh. like other than the ob3y me fandom, i’ve never seen such blatant biphobia. your faves can be in a mlm/wlw ship and be bisexual. they can be in a het-passing ship and be bisexual. or t4t, etc.

like twt is a hellhole in itself, but it is MASSIVELY toxic and weird how some of y’all act about certain ships that aren’t even implied.

y’all will go on about how “amazing” rarepairs are if they’re wlw/mlm, and you’ll ship characters who barely or don’t even interact. and that in itself is NOT problematic!! i’m a rarepairs fan too.

but i literally saw someone mention how “gross” Focalors x Neuvillette is. even tho… they’re both grown adults, and Furina isn’t depicted like a child like Nahida (who is also hundreds of years old, but is shown as a child). like if you don’t see them romantically/see them more like family, that’s fine!! that’s valid!! but nowhere is it implied, hinted or outright said that they’re like/are family (like Diluc and Kaeya, Jean and Barbara, Albedo and Klee, etc.). so like,, What. please remember to differentiate your hcs from canon 😭 like i personally see Ganyu and Xiao as a family with Zhongli, but if you wanna ship them idrc. cuz they’re all pretty much the same age (fought together during the Archon War). like that’s a non problematic ship right there.

y’all shipped so many characters before they were even released (ex wriolette, chlorivia, which are valid in their own right btw), but how dare people ship Wriothesley and Chlorinde (for example) instead /sarc. like,, the two characters who DID have more screen time with each other than with their “fandom popular s/o” (Wriothesley is probably an exception tbh).

and again, the biphobia. if you don’t like m/f or het-passing ships, fine whatever that’s you. but to automatically assume we think a character is straight, or to ignore bi headcanons is just,, really weird. you don’t have to like or agree with them either, but to say “eww why did you make them straight” is just weird too 💀

this is not me trying to dictate what you can and can’t ship (if you’re a pr0shit then stay away obviously). this is just me ranting about the hypocrisy many g3nshin fans have :/

and don’t get me wrong, there’s a LOT of homophobia towards mlm/wlw ships too. but i’ve seen a recent rise in weird ass takes on non-problematic ships just bc you don’t like them… and while i am on the “just block and move on” side, some people DO go out of their way to leave behind weird comments when they don’t need to

[xiaosonlybeloved]

~your life if you get isekied to Tevyat~

featuring- Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma warnings- few mentions of romantic relationships, family headcanons a/n- ohmygosh finally out of hiatus??? Okay but seriously this is just a filler, because the real stuff is gonna be the hurt no comfort hanahaki aus coming soon~ likes, comment and reblogs are greatly appreciated, and my inbox and taglist r always open~

masterlist

You had issues on Earth, so you jump when Aether, Lumine, and a few others give you a chance to go to Tevyat and settle there. You choose to stay in....

MONDSTADT

-honestly, Jean and Diluc would probably adopt you without hesitation -that makes Klee your little sister of sorts, and that makes Albedo your older brother of sorts, so you're happy -Although Jean would still be super busy like always, she'd never fail to take out enough quality time for your little family -overall Jean would definitely be one of the most caring and best moms in Tevyat -since you came to Tevyat fairly young, you're one of the few people Diluc actually shows his soft side to -like anyone who troubles you is in deep trouble, I tell you -since he's like so rich, he'd literally be your sugar daddy, no because he's literally your dad -Kaeya would be the coolest uncle ever, spoils you a lot -there are often unofficial competitions between Diluc and Kaeya on who spoils you more -you often sneak out with Kaeya and Venti to create a whole lot of mischief around the city -Diona would be one of your bffs -overall 10/10 life i daresay

LIYUE

-you'd be living alone in the beginning, and you often spend your time on the docks -that's how you meet Beidou one day, who instantly takes a liking to you -on finding that you live alone, she finds this simply unacceptable and unofficially takes you in -when she takes you to her girlfriend Ningguang, they both immediately agree to adopt you just like they adopted Kazuha -and that's how you get your moms- two extremely fruity women who love you a lot and spoil the heck outta you, even more on learning your past -so Kazuzu is your dear brother -and let me tell you, Kazuha is the BEST BROTHER EVER -your no 1 bff would be Xingxiu, since you've had some experience in ah, fanfics before -you're also and absolutely massive prankster, so naturally you and Hu Tao are besties, along with poor Chongyun and Xiangling, who are almost always on the receiving end of you three's mischief -yk, the typical Liyuean friend group

INAZUMA

-you're taken in by the Kamisatos and Thoma -they act more like your older siblings but you all love each other -you often go with them to Inazuma to socialize -your role model is Yae Miko and Ayato, which makes them proud of you, but Ayaka and Thoma are just scared of the result of someone with both Yae's and Ayato's characteristics -your bffs are Yoimiya, Itto and Heizou. Though the Kamisatos don't really approve of Itto, it doesn't stop you haha -ofc with Ayato being who he is, you get spoiled to death (i mean its necessary to be spoiled everywhere right?) -you are the only one who can actually win against Thoma in hotpot -ofc you get a really bad stomachache later so Ayaka takes care of you -you learn a few not so great traits from Ayato, and fully support Ayaka's relationships haha

i really wanna write the hanahaki au so bad.... also i MIGHT write an smau from april after my final exams get over.. also the AMOUNT OF LORE DUMP IN THE ARCHON QUEST???? Also thanxx for reading and for the support!

[donutsupremacy]

Christmas Special 🎄

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Summary

While chatting with a certain special someone, you find yourself standing under a mistletoe with them. What do the two of you do?

Warnings

Klee, Sayu, Diona, Dori, Qiqi, Yaoyao and Nahida will have their own special platonic section

Only 1 slightly spicy section (Marked with 🔥)

Some characters are in multiple sections, it's up to you to choose which reaction you'd prefer

The rest are all either crack or fluff!

Characters included are all playable up to all of Sumeru's characters + Mika + Lyney & Lynett + La Signora + All Archons + the Fatui Harbingers

A/N: SINCE I CAN'T DO A ONESHOT FOR CHRISTMAS CAUSE IM HELLA BUSY, IMMA DO THE 2ND BEST THING: HCS

Take all of this with a factory of salt, not all of them are accurate (Duh doi like i'm accurate in anyway), these are mostly just my speculations, especially the Fatui's and the seven's.

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What do they do if the two of you are under a mistletoe? (Male Charact)

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Kisses you normally/romantically/shyly on the cheek/lips, probably gave you a loving look or a shy giggle

Albedo, Kazuha, Xiao, Zhongli, Ayato, Cyno, Aether, Diluc, Tighnari, Gorou, Razor, Thoma, Al Haitham, Scaramouche

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Grabs your hand, spins you around, dip and smooch while tango music is being played in the background

Childe, Arataki Itto, Kaeya, Venti, Xingqiu, Ayato, Cyno, Heizou, Kaveh, Lyney, Pantalone, Pulcinella (Why am I including u?)

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Full blown make-out session in front of everyone, flips off anyone that tried to interrupt 🔥

Childe, Kaeya, Venti, Ayato, Diluc, Heizou (Simping noises), Al Haitham, Kaveh, Scaramouche, Dottore, Pierro, Pantalone, Capitano

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Panic, grabs you by the shoulder, attempts to kiss but then headbutts you by accident and most likely knocked you out

Bennett, Chongyun, Arataki Itto, Aether, Gorou, Razor, Mika

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What do they do if the two of you are under a mistletoe? (Female Charact)

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Kisses you normally on the cheek/lips, probably gave you a romantic look or a shy giggle

Lumine, Ayaka, Kokomi, Ei, Yae Miko, Jean, Keqing, Candance, Kujou Sara, Kuki Shinobu, Ningguang, Noelle, Shenhe, Yanfei, Aloy, Amber, Lynett, Murata (Pyro Archon)

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Grabs your hand, spins you around, dip and smooch while tango music is being played in the background

Hu Tao, Eula, Yelan, Beidou, Nilou, Faruzan, Yoimiya, Rosaria, Yun Jin, Amber, Xin Yan, Focalors (Hydro archon), Tsaritsa (Cryo Archon), La Signora

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Full blown make-out session in front of everyone, flips off anyone that tried to interrupt 🔥

Lisa, Raiden Shogun, Ei, Yae Miko, Yelan, Beidou, Ningguang, Rosaria, Shenhe, Faruzan, Dehya, Murata (Pyro Archon), La Signora, Damselette

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Panic, grabs you by the shoulder, attempts to kiss but then headbutts you by accident and most likely knocked you out

Barbara, Fischl, Ganyu, Ei, Xiangling, Jean, Mona, Sucrose, Collei, Kuki Shinobu, Layla, Shenhe, Sandrone, Arlecchino

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[Specially platonic/sibling-like kisses section]

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Klee

Asks you to lift her up and plants a big kiss on your cheek before cuddling you, smooshing her cheek with yours.

Diona

Huffs, asks you to lower yourself to her level and quickly pecks you by the cheek before turning away with a massive blush. Tsundere cat.

Qiqi

She kinda just stands there for a bit and stares at you, blinking a few times. You had to squat down before she surprises you with a gentle kiss on the cheek.

Yaoyao

Straight up grabbed you by your clothing and pulled you down, you were caught off guard and fell to the floor where she planted a kiss on your forehead.

Sayu

Closes her eyes and stands on the tips of her toes, trying to kiss you on the cheek without asking you for a lift. You're forced to duck down and let her kiss you on the cheek much to her dismay, you cheer her up a little with a kiss on her forehead.

Dori

"I'll give you a little kiss in exchange for 5000 Mora!"

You end up giving her a kiss on the forehead instead.

Nahida

Winks at you before jumping up and levitating in the air for a few seconds to give you a lovely kiss on the cheek. If you get flustered she says you should take a dook dook.

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A/N: I'm actually attending what I think is some 3-day wedding (This is a thing??) and wrote this about 4 days before said wedding. Am very busy trying not to look like a weirdo in a dress that doesn't match me at all.

Btw, by the time this gets posted, it should be Christmas in my country and area. So Merry Christmas! Or Merry early/late Christmas!

[rush-the-stars]

Cielo can we get your Kaeya thoughts please🙏 The deranged kind if possible

kaeya my greatly beloved…OF COURSE.

firstly i want to say. i know kaeya is like The Slut. but i think when he falls in love…he’s a pathetic loverboy. you must all know my agenda to show you that he is quite pathetic when he’s in love. i think it takes a lot to get there for him—i feel like it takes a good amount of convincing him you’re they’re to stick around. but once he realizes it. majorly pathetic. such a loverboy. he’s a ROMANTIC. you’re gonna be WOOED. charmed. romanced!

also he’s sorta obsessive. idk kaeya’s not normal anyways. and i don’t think he could be massively normal if he found someone he really loved.

if we wanna go deranged i think he expects no boundaries lol. like what are those, anyways? why would you set boundaries with someone you love?

i think he’s rather convincing, too, in getting you to concede on said boundaries. he is known for being a sweet talker! it’s easy to concede to him!

i also think. kaeya is a hungry sort. and what i mean by this is…he’s had a lot taken from him. ya know? or a lot has sort of been pulled out from underneath him. (spoilers but…from being dropped into a foreign land to losing the man he saw as a father to then losing diluc in some way) he’s been left out in the cold, in many ways. he is a little greedy for warmth and very hungry for something he can call only his.

if you willingly allow yourself to be his, he will spoil you a great deal. and if you don’t, i think he’d still try to spoil you, which is almost worse. my other agenda is that he’s a terrible brat tamer—don’t get me wrong, he adores brats! he loves the attitude! but he also loves to spoil. and he likes when you’re greedy with him, too. i think he likes taking good little angels and turning them into brats. wants you to be possessive of him, too. throw a tantrum in public! cause a scene! i think it kinda gets him going ://

besides, he wants you to need him as desperately and maddeningly as he feels he needs you.

he conceded to you first, is how he looks at it, by falling in love. now he expects you to concede everything else.

[kaelily]

VALENTINES DAY WITH GENSHIN MEN!!!

sfw, gn!reader, (repost)

KAEYA organizes an entire treasure hunt in your house for you. a bouquet of fresh, beautiful flowers delivered to your doorstep accompanied with a clue leads you to your first gift of the day. each gift you find contains a love note written in beautiful handwriting and the clue to the next gift. the final clue leads you to dawn winery's garden at night which is beautifully decorated with fairy lights, sweet smelling flowers and a dinner table where he waits for you, dressed up in a suit which magnifies his own beauty. he observes you with lovesick eyes when you arrive wearing the outfit and jewelry he carefully picked out for tonight and welcomes you with a kiss on your wrist like a true gentleman.

"my, my, you look quite delectable sweetheart, as always. were the gifts to your liking?"

ZHONGLI chooses to recreate his first date with you on this special occasion. he wants the both of you to feel everything again for the first time after many years. reliving the initial moments of your love life brings many memories back which makes a gentle smile to grow on your faces. you realize how far the both of you have come and your hearts aches with the intensity of the love you have for each other. it might even cause you tear up a little and zhongli panics rushing forward to embrace you in a loving hug, whispering sweet nothings into your ear while he strokes your head. he feels immensely lucky to have someone like you as his lover and makes a promise to cherish and protect you with all he has

"there, there, don't cry dearest....oh, these are happy tears? very well, then i hope to make you feel happy like this again for the rest of your life, little one"

CHILDE always liked spoiling you, it was one of his primary love languages. he naturally takes this day as a chance to take you out on a shopping spree. he drives you around in his car, hopping from shop to shop and purchasing the things that catches your eye. you're very concerned for his bank account but he soothes your worries by saying that he has more that enough money to spend on you. he buys you anything you want, whether its clothes, jewelry, books or decorative items, if you want it, its yours. he spends the whole day doting on you. after all what he truly wants is you to be happy and satisfied in your life. you're the love of his life after all, you deserve it.

"did anything in here catch your eye? say it and its yours cupcake"

THOMA wakes up early in the morning to prepare breakfast for you. he awakes you with soft kisses on your neck and shoulders and presents you with the mouth watering dishes which are neatly arranged on a tray. he becomes a huge softy when he sees enjoying the food he made and urges you to eat slowly when you start shoving it down your throat. he thinks that you look very cute with your cheeks stuffed full, food crumbs on the sides of your mouth and reaches out to gently wipe it off with his hand, giggling at you. he brushes you off when u thank him, saying that he only wanted the best for his beloved partner. he continues to give you the prince/ss throughout the day.

"eat up honey! i made your favorites after all"

WANDERER never really cared about valentines day and always side eyed the couples who acted all lovey-dovey, with a sneer on his lips. however, he gained a different perspective when you became his one and only, starting to see the day as an occasion to make your partner feel loved and appeciated and nervously plans out an arcade date for you. he declares that he will win every prize there is, for you, in a cocky manner. his competitive spirit proves to be a massive hinderance for other participants because he managed to emerge victorious in single every game and win the prize for you, sticking his tongue out to mock the losers.

"i'll always win for you babe, don't worry your pretty little head over it"

AL HAITHAM is very inexperienced with the romantic aspects of life but he tries his best for you, the only person capable of making him step out of his comfort zone. all his life he never believed that he would be able to love someone so deeply but you proved him wrong. he doesn't take you out on lavish dates or buy you extravagant gifts but in the evening he comes over to your house with some romance novels which belonged to his beloved grandmother's collection which she used to read out to him when he was a young boy and asks you to lay down on his lap so that he can read them out to you, in a soft tone. they are one of the most treasured things in his life and you understand this when he places them in your hands as the proof of his intense love for you and the unwavering trust he has in you.

"i am aware that romance is not my forte but i want you to know that i love you more than anything in this world my love"

KAVEH knows that both of you are very tired and worn out because of your respective jobs and decides to plan out a relaxing spa day for the two of you. after disposing your belongings in the hotel room the both of you head out for a couples massage to ease the sore muscles on your back and then proceed to get both of your hair done. after receiving pampering treatments until evening he decides to take you out to have candlelight dinner under the moonlight. he doesn't fail to make you feel happy and carefree with no responsibilities on your shoulders for an entire day. he spends the whole day telling you how adorable you look and how much he loves you. he's a romantic man who is head over heels for you, his beloved.

"you know i always makes sure to give you best of everything because that's what you deserve, precious"

REBLOGS AND COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED!!!

lmk if i accidentally used any gendered petnames/prns

divider crdt: @/benkeibear

[moonilit]

Let me add more to this:

Jean remembered Kaeya’s birthday and give him the day off (seeing how unbelievably Busy the KOF are with their staff shortage) And no you can not tell me she didn’t sing to him happy birthday like she does for us in her voice line

she was the one to be by kaeya’s side when diluc left since lisa wasn’t back to mond yet, remember it was Jean who worked her butt off to get ride of the corruption and kaeya was definitely there doing massive work and supporting her, but him having his issues he most likely ended up giving all the credits to jean, let just say she talked to him about it

she absolutely adores him, listen her tone of voice when she talks about him, he is like a little brother to her and i like the idea they were childhood friends even if their relationship really Cemented after diluc left (my favorite interpretation of the childhood friends is in this fic )

100% kaeya and jean play tcg together, if we go by the logic of you get the character card from the character themselves then Kaeya challenged jean and she won lol that’s how she have his card in her deck (or he give it to her but i like the idea of jean being as intelligent and strategic as kaeya, i mean it’s her job to be a diplomat and she isn’t there out of strength alone, also she can beat his ass she doesn’t have to hold back with him lol)

Also she have her little sister card and kaeya’s card and that’s just wholesome, come on

kaeya is a sweet talker, my impression is the shorter his sentences the more true they are, and he literally have one line about jean lol, he just gets to the point of it (also our bd voice line of him)

One of Jean favorite dishs is one of Kaeya’s least favorite dishs lol

They share book recommendations, they have a monthly meet up and talk about books alone with lisa, lisa also made it a rule that they only pick fiction or something that is not related to work so they all get to have a mental break, jean pick heroic stories and kaeya pick romantic stories (for her because she is shy about her romantic tendencies) but for himself he pick thriller or psychology books, its also something he like to talk about with lisa too

thats all i can think about on the spot, welcome to my head where i think about these two 24/7 :D

Jean is such a precious character to me in Genshin and I love her friendship with Kaeya. That’s why I just can’t handle her being belittled next to him for no reason.

They’re shown to be besties who trust each other wholeheartedly. Jean wouldn’t hesitate to put Kaeya in charge in her absence (like in the 1.6 event) and Kaeya is more than happy to go out of his way to do nice things for her (like organising a party for her in her story quest). This is lovely to see! Because it shows Kaeya is not alone in his misery. He may mostly keep to himself but its a fact that there’s people around him not actively nor indirectly trying to harm him.

They’re still very different ofc, with Jean being righteous and hardworking to a fault and Kaeya being the kind that takes his job a bit more easy with little qualms regarding the use of underhanded methods when necessary. They complement each other! Plus, these characteristics allow for very interesting explorations of their dynamic outside of rivalries. So I really don’t see why one needs to be painted better than the other.

Like, yeah, Kaeya is everyone’s favourite Mary Sue in this fandom and I’m not saying that should change. But making Jean, a character who is canonically his good friend and supporter, be yet another source for Kaeya’s misery in fanon is disheartening.

[dark-eyes-under-the-golden-sky]

celtic grey sea salt!!! BE UNASHAMED

I will be unashamed!!!!!!!! Thank you for sending something!!!

Celtic grey sea salt - What's an unpopular headcanon you have about your f/o?

Ok so I have many unpopular headcanons I think 😅 ... So I'll just list a bunch of them.

I headcanon that Kaeya has little dating experience. In the fandom, I think this character is often seen as having a lot of dating experience because he has a very charming personality. However, I think due to his past, Kaeya doesn't date much (apart from my s/i). I don't feel that Kaeya would feel comfortable enough to open up and be completely vulnerable with just anyone. I think that if Kaeya does take a liking to someone (aka my s/i) he would either try to push his feelings aside, or, if he trusted the person enough (like he does with my s/i, I'm just built different), he would pursue a long-term, very serious relationship.

I also headcanon that Gojo has little dating experience! Again, because of his charming personality, a lot of people in the fandom think he dates a lot. However, I think that untrue. First, its canon that Gojo doesn't have his own apartment and lives at Jujutsu tech because he is so busy it would be pointless to rent a place. His schedule really does not allow him to date a lot. Second, he has like massive trust issues. Spoilers for anime watchers, but Gojo never recovered from Geto's betrayal. Therefore I think that he would have a very hard time getting attached to someone romantically and, much like Kaeya, would have a very hard time being vulnerable with his partner (of course in my self-ship things are different, mostly because I like self-shipping with Gojo in an au).

I don't know if this is a headcanon or just my interpretation of the character, but I like to think that Scara/Wanderer has a softer, more gentle side. That side is just buried under like 46 layers of trauma and anger. But I believe that if you get close enough to Scara that he fully trusts you, you will get a glimpse of his softer side. He'll never admit outright that he has that side, but you'll know when you see it.

Also obligatory trans Scara headcanon. Now this has led to some heated arguments on the internet, but I fully headcanon Scara as trans. Maybe I'm projecting (I'm definitely projecting, his story speaks to me a lot, but I don't want to get into the details of that because there will be discourse for sure and I'm not about that life), but there's no other explanation, in my mind, that would explain why Scara presents as a man in the game. Like he was supposed to be the puppet that would replace Ei as the Raiden Shogun, he technically should have resembled Ei. Moreover, the Raiden Shogun (the actual puppet Ei chose) looks exactly like Ei and presents as a woman. Therefore, I think that Scara was originally created to present as a girl, like his creator, but genuinely preferred to present as a man and ultimately chose to live his life comfortably as a man. Anyways TLDR: I believe in trans Scara supremacy and we are t4t.

It's like super late where I live so I'm going to stop here, but this was really fun. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to do this!

[throwaway-yandere]

Not Through The Grapevine (Yandere Idol!Diluc Ragnvindr/Reader)

Alice's, mother of Klee, note: Wouldn't it be funny if you ended up producing 5wirl or Kreideprinz? Haha! I don't think your little friend would like that. He might just take my wine cellar away– stick with Diluc, dove. 

P.S: Producer Lumine, can I just write "a/n" next time? This poor mother's getting tired of typing :'(

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"At this time I decide to,

Get over you and 

Want to tell you not through

The grapevine but directly"

- Sakyo-taifu Michimasa

This was the most recent poem you found tucked within your favorite book, printed on a red square paper. The paper looked pretty– and it was faintly scented with grapes too. At first, you assumed it must have been picked up off the floor and put somewhere, and that "somewhere" just so happened to be one of your favorite books.

"Damn it. Help me…" You chuckled nervously. "Can't believe those stalkers thought my book was one of ADDICKTZ again…"

Which "tea" will they spill this time, you wonder? Will they leak that Dainsleif likes "The Scarlet King's Court Jester"? Or maybe they'll say that Zhongli is trying to reconnect with the modern age by reading contemporary fantasy novels? You rolled your eyes, shaking the love letter like you would with a polaroid. 

Oh wow, the contents of this letter are so enthralling. 10/10. You're so impressed. Great job, stalkers.

It's lovely poetry, but once you encounter numerous stalker fans, it sours and loses its charm. After being friends with Diluc, Kaeya, and Ajax for most of your life, you've grown incredibly desensitized by unhinged fans. You have so many bizarre expectations of them that you can't remember the last time you were actually astonished by something they did. Perhaps you'd be surprised if this love letter was for Itto– he doesn't like novels or receiving these types of riddle-y love letters. He'd probably prefer getting a used towel instead.

But there's always theory number #2:

It's possible that Kaedehara Kazuha from the other unit wrote this.

The thought of him made a goofy smile creep up your face unsuspectingly. Damn it. You're starting to feel like one of those fangirls– but can you blame yourself? Kaedehara Kazuha is just so utterly captivating. Maybe he's the one who intentionally put this in your book– can't a person dream? There's nothing wrong with imagining yourself as the protagonist of some romantic escapade with an idol, right? 

Someone cleared their throat.

"Oh, freaki–" You jolted and nearly dropped the card. When you caught a clear view of his face, you immediately felt relieved.

"Ah, good evening Master Diluc." You bowed slightly, sneakily slipping the red paper back inside your book. "You have nothing in your schedule for this week."

"Is that so?" He hummed with a small smile on his face. "Well, do you have anything on yours?"

"It's positively empty, sir." You grinned.

"P-Please, (Y/n)." He covered his face with one hand, avoiding your feigned business-as-usual eyes. "I know that you're my producer now but can we drop the act?"

"We can, but this is so much fun though!" You beamed. "It's like our friendship got ten extra steps– don't take that fun away from me!"

Diluc grunted laconically. You do have a point. The only real change from being a childhood friend to a producer was a fancier title and a damn good paycheck. Fans would kill to be Diluc Ragnvindr's childhood friend AND producer. There's no one else he trusts as much as you. He was a reckless child and you were always there to stop him from getting into trouble. You never failed to clean up after him whenever he decided he'd build a massive medieval lego set. 

That's why it's such a miracle that he grew up to be such a quiet and reserved person. To think this was your friend who got banned from Disneyland of all places– Nowadays, he's more focused on inheriting his father's company and this "unexpected side hustle" of his.

"Dove, since we're both free– do you want to try a bottle of this year's wine?"

"Diluc, we're good friends, so you know that we both loathe wine, right?"

"Ngh, you're right. I can't say I know what possessed me to ask that question." He flinched. "Wait, no, I do– listen (Y/n), Adeline wanted me to come to a Snezhnayan Dawn Winery event this Friday and I don't have a plus one."

"Oh?"

Not that it happens often but Diluc's hilariously affectionate when he's completely inebriated. He does not do well with foreign alcohol. When you were both rebellious teens, he went out and drank a bottle of fire-water with Ajax behind Uncle Crepus' back. This was around the time these two "frenemies" started getting along. A few hours later, Diluc sent you a couple of slurred-voiced messages of how much he loves and cares about you– which was abruptly wrapped up by two quick texts:

"as a comrade of course"

"***friend i mean friend."

Given how awkward it was, you promised Diluc that you won't tell a single soul about this when morning came and he seemed both mortified and relieved about your proposal… You'd rather not have a "part two" of that.

In addition, Ajax acted weird around you ever since. He always gives you a look of pity. Last week, you asked him how he knew the password to your phone when he lost his phone and needed to call his producer. He answered that he "got it from Diluc when he was drunk" with a traumatized look on his face. That was four years ago; you're all in your twenties now. You've changed all your passwords since then. 

You want to help him, but you're still a bit hesitant. He's bound to drink fire-water this Friday. Given how you and Ajax would be unwilling to accompany him, you decided to throw Kaeya under the bus.

"Why not invite your brother?"

Diluc's eyes squinted.

"Oh, right."

Kaeya's been absent for a week now, you're not sure why and his producer wasn't answering your calls. You wonder how they're doing…

"How about the others?"

"Everyone in ADDICKTZ is busy except for Producer Snail."

… Okay let's try to avoid that as much as possible. You don't want Itto's producer crying over some rich people's escargot.

"How about 5wirl-"

"Not happening."

You smiled sheepishly. He probably didn't want Venti to come. "Alright, you got me. It's hard to say no to you. I was only planning to laze around the house anyways."

"Thank you. I'll make it worth your mora."

"It better be because I'm not cheap, sir."

"(Y/n), please–"

—--

It was a Friday night and the two of you decided to meet up at the venue's parking lot first. You were leaning against a tree while waiting for him. When he did arrive, you saw him in a black tuxedo accentuated with red accents. There's no doubt about it. He's idol-worthy and more.

Compared to you, this is just... Gah, how can you even compare to him?

"Hey, um, you look great! Like usual, and I kinda feel bad that I showed up wearing this." You frowned. "So, um, is this... acceptable?"

He closed his eyes and chuckled. "Do you really have to ask that?"

"I'm not going to lie, I'm a bit self-con–"

"Don't be. You're breathtaking." Diluc crossed his arms and spoke earnestly. "Even if you wore the most atrocious outfit known to man, you'll forever be gorgeous to me."

You were still flustered. "That's sweet and all but it REALLY doesn't help me–"

"You're aesthetically pleasing. You have exquisite tastes– you picked just the right colors that match your eyes and I adore the way you styled your hair for tonight." He muttered with a scowl. "Seeing you put in this much effort… makes me want to delude myself that I am someone special to you, just this once."

You paused.

"But you are special to me."

Diluc smiled bitterly. "Not in the same way as him, no."

"What do you mean?"

"So, how much should I pay you for this?" He digressed jokingly, but his grin looked painful. "Surely, I have to pay a high price for commissioning a lovely fae."

You laughed. "Yeah. You owe me a pay raise, sir!"

Diluc shook his head. "... Another pay raise– Maybe I should stop calling you Dove and start calling you Mora from now on."

"Bold of you to assume I'd hate that."

"... Why are you my best friend, again? Anyways, do you have your purse?"

"Yes, I d–..." You ferreted your handbag. "–on't. No, no I don't– shit."

 "Of course, you forgot. Never mind, just stay close to me. Don't be obliged to drink anything even if they're pressuring you to. If you ever need to go home, I'll pay for the taxi." 

Diluc grabbed your hand and walked towards the venue. You looked down. His hands were warm– or maybe it was your own temperature you were sensing. One of Kaeya life's missions was to make you painfully aware that both your hands could melt an ice cube in under twenty seconds, so you're not too sure who's warm.

"...Is something wrong?"

"Huh? Oh, it's nothing." You laughed. "I was just thinking that you're such a green flag, that's all."

His grip tensed up and he looked the other way. Is it just you or is he getting warmer? Diluc ran his free hand through his hair. He looked frustrated.

"How can I get over you when you're like this?"

"Diluc...?"

"Forget the event," Diluc said, stopping you both from entering. "Let's just head to my place."

What?!

"Hah?!" Canceling plans is usually the best feeling on earth but in this instance, it left you absolutely baffled.

"Wait here, I'll just make a call."

"Hey, Diluc, wait–"

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[Ten missed calls from "Ajax."]

[Received 1 voicemail.]

"Diluc, I had a chat with Venti's producer earlier. Is it true that you're the one who sent death threats to stop the 5wirl and ADDICKTZ collab? Kinda hard to believe you'd go through such lengths– and REAALLL low for you to drop a week's work on everyone, comrade!"

"I don't get what your motives are either... Is it because of (Y/n)? C'mon, we both know they wouldn't like you as much as the Dove likes Kazuha. I'm sorry but you HAVE to accept that. Even if you wiretap their house and obsess so much about them that opportunity is just not gonna hap–"

[Delete.]

[Calling Ajax…]

"Tartaglia."

"Well, well. That's not a good opener. Are you gonna get your ass over and help us out? The fuck is up with this paperwork– why are we even helping the CEO's assistant write reports?!"

"No, actually, I need your help with something…"

*sigh* "Motherfucker. Alright, spill. What do you want?"

"I don't want to hurt them– God, I can't imagine myself doing something like that when they look this pretty tonight. Ajax, I beg you, you're the only one that can help me with this. How can I knock someone unconscious without using blunt force?"

"..."

"..."

"... Diluc, holy shit, what on earth are you planning?" 

Ansytea: huhu i hope your husband won't kill me– THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE 1K EVENT DOVE ANON!!! (This is still so surreal i cant believe i got permission to write abt you. most of us probably already know who this is anyways so dhjskwksoa happy 12k followers to you too!!!!)

[sawamono]

genshin men nsfw hcs

read part 2!!

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, rough sex,temperature play, edging, bdsm, somnophilia, dacryfilia, heat, breeding kink, yandere ment, drug use, blood & knife ment, spit kink, body worship, praise kink, pregnancy ment, all in all a ride

note: i have gross thoughts so here are all of them

diluc

HA

AHAHA

😈😈

ok let’s be real, diluc is packing

BET MONEY it’s like 8 inches MAX

AND ITS THICK so imagine the burn 😈😈

is probably a gentle fucker but MAYBE he’d dick u down rough if u ask politely

idk why but i feel like diluc is a virgin

virgin diluc too scared to hurt u during sex

probably tries not to moan bc he thinks it’s embarrassing

he’s all for hearing u moan tho

i bet diluc is the kinda guy to cry a lil bit even if he’s dom

WAIT CRYBABY SUB DILUC

that sounds so heavenly actually omg

all n all i think sex with diluc is pretty vanilla unless u take charge and tell him to fuck u till u cant breathe

kaeya

WHORE

ok but fr i don’t think kaeya is as much of a whore as people say he is

like he’s PROBABLY had sex but i don’t think it’s often

mainly bc he’s a KNIGHT he got shit to do

he cant be having sex every 2 seconds

anyway, kaeyas cock is probably a LITTTLE bit smaller than dilucs

maybe like 7.5 inches?

it’s fat though dw 🙏🏾

kaeya is probably the kinda guy to like temperature play

can u imagine him making his hands cold and abusing ur nipples

he would be so MEAN

he would LOVE edging omg

it doesn’t matter if it’s to you or himself

SOMEONE will not be cumming for a while.

bdsm kinda guy

he thinks u would look so pretty in ropes it’s like u dressed up just for him

sex with kaeya is like a punishment.. but a good punishment…

albedo

lil freaky fuck

experimental as hell (obviously)

will definitely get u to drink an aphrodisiac

doesn’t even call it sex he’s like “bby come over i need to run tests on the human body ykyk”

like cmon now just say sex 😕

YKW

PROBABLY DID SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES ONCE

i bet his dick is like.. not even that big..

probably like 4 inches..

not even fat

but it still gets the job done

half the time he doesn’t even need to take it out to get u to cum

i bet he rarely actually fucks u and he either uses some weird science thing to do it for him or he puts his hands and tongue to good use

this man is a WHOLE freak i bet he’s such a perv

he sniffs ur underwear i do not care

freaky ass

thoma

VANILLA

literally i can not see this man fucking u hard

sex with him is just romantic and passionate and all that shit

his dick probably stands at a nice ol 6 inches

probably skinny too

pencil dick ass

i just feel like he couldn’t even choke u if u asked

he probably would barely even try to mark u

he’ll MAYBE suck on ur neck but biting is a whole other convo

he probably likes it up the ass too tbh

either peg him or stick ur dick in him and fuck him till he cant think

idk malewife soft sex sounds nice

fuck him while he’s cooking

do it it’d be funny

zhongli

AHAHAHAAHAH

AHHAA

FAT ASS COCK

it’s MASSIVE

and it’s got lil ridges n spikes n shit cus hes a dragon n all that

cock big i’m telling u it’s a 10 incher i saw it myself believe me

grandpa hung

AND ITS FAT

can u imagine him getting hard in public id feel so bad

the best part is.

THERES TWO!!

whether u have 3 holes or 2, u WILL be taking both dicks

i can see zhongli being really delicate with u

like treating u all fragile

there was like this one fic i read and it was like yandere zhongli and he treated u like he had all power over u and all that and ur job was to sit there and look pretty

and he would like fuck u while u sleeping sometimes (IT WAS CONSENSUAL) and he would dumb u down a lot but he was never really aggressive and

BC OF THAT FIC THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS I CAN SEE ZHONGLI NOW 😠

what if..

what if he goes into heat..

certified west coast kitty cat killer…

SAY GN LMAOO

he will tear u UP

and it’ll be multiple rounds too

AND THE BREEDING OH THE BREEDING

it doesn’t even matter if u can have kids or not ur gonna be FULL

that man will tear u up ong

xiao

NOW

xiao actually i could see being gentle too…

probably bc he’s too scared to really hurt u

but when he gets used to u and u FINALLY convince him to be a little rougher

ur fate is sealed u did that to urself.

RELENTLESS

he will destroy u

the LITERAL definition of “all up in ur guts”

it’s like an art form

i think he’d still be scared to hurt u so he probably wouldn’t mark u, choke u, etc

ur getting dicked down hard as hell though

now.. i can see his dick being big.. but at the same time.. small..

i’m gonna leave u to decide the length i’m stuck between the two

sub xiao definitely exists

fuck him but be GENTLE.

he will not like it if u hurt him

btw aftercare with him is always the best part

i feel like he’d be a great hugger so he’s probably really comfortable to cuddle with

but yea sex with him is gonna be mainly vanilla

ajax

NOWWWW 🥴🥴

sadomasochist

he gets hard when u spar quit playing wit me

lil freaky fuck

probably has a blood and knife kink tbh

idk when u spar with him the blood in his mouth be tasting a lil too good

his dick is probably long

not diluc long but maybe at 7 inch

a litttlle bit fat too

he loves marking

will literally bite into ur neck really hard on purpose just for ur blood

let’s be honest

this man is probably DISGUSTING

probably has a spit kink too

nasty ass

if ur not into pain don’t fuck him

he will rarely ever be gentle

ofc he has his moments

but most of the time it’s gonna be hell

sub ajax will be on his knees BEGGING for u to hit him

step on him, choke him, cut him up, do SOMETHING

or leave him there to fend for himself (but best believe he WILL get up and chase after u)

he’s very vocal

does not care who’s around him

the minute y’all get to fucking he’s louder than u 💀💀

all in all sex with ajax is an acquired taste

kaedehara kazuha

ok.

it’s very romantic

very very romantic

but ykw that’s a lil boring so my hc is he’s also a perv

like doesn’t even try to hide it perv

LMFAOO IM SORRY I JUST SEE HIM LIKE THAT A LIL!!

probably gets off to the thought of u

cummin in his pants when u slap him

ok that’s a hc to go deeper into another time

i’m not even gonna lie his dick is like 5 inches

and it’s only a LITTLE fat

disappointing ass 😕

but don’t worry he kinda like mastered fucking u

kazuha is a more traditional kind of guy imo so the sex is all sloww and sensual and synonym

after a nice lil date he takes u home, treats u nice, maybe a lil massage, and BAM sex

he can BE rough but he’s mostly gentle

worships the fuck out of ur body

praise kink to the max

wouldn’t ever even THINK about degrading u

ur his god/goddess

arataki itto

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

BIG ASS DICK ONGG

that oni blood run STRONG

dick is a GOOD 10 inch

maybe even 11

heavy balls for breeding 🙏🏾🙏🏾

prepare to CHOKE ON IT

just like zhongli’s his has lil ridges n shit huhuhu

take the entire thing

actually it might not even fit all the way

he will MAKE IT FIT

“i cant take it!!” u can and will sorry

he probably doesn’t even fuck much though

but when he does…

ROUGH AS HELL

will mark your ENTIRE body

bite u EVERYWHERE, scratch u up a lil till ur bleeding,

he gets INTO IT

and he can go on for SOOOO LONG

he’ll overstim u on accident he’s sorry

he’s really not

and when he’s MAD

see u on the other side ig..

ladies he will abuse ur cervix i apologize on his behalf

ladies he will also go to both holes without warning get ready for that

he cums so much omg

that bulge in ur stomach with either be his child or his cum

oni dick is POWERFUL.

editing this to say him and xiao having piercings on their dicks thank you goodbye

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How they kiss you for the first time

This is the first time I’m writing for the genshin boys please don’t mind if they appear ooc, I haven't played the game that long yet

Characters: Diluc, Itto, Kaeya, Tartaglia, Zhongli x reader (separate) Pronouns/gender of reader: no gender mentioned  Word count: 730

Part 1 - Part 2

Diluc: Diluc is a fairly stoic and composed man most of the time, but I’d like to believe that the first kiss you have with him would be very passionate. The two of you would have had a thing for a while but neither of you had been brave enough to confess so you just skirted around the topic. That was until one day you kept teasing him about something especially flustering and he could feel his face heat up. This was it for Diluc, he couldn’t hold back anymore; “fuck it” he mumbled to himself and grabbed your chin with one hand and holding your lower back with the other, bringing you closer to him before forcefully (but respectfully!) finally smashing his lips against yours, and you both sighed into the kiss, finally getting the pleasure you both had wished for for weeks. 

Itto: This guy is wild and full of energy so your first kiss would probably be like that as well. I imagine it would also come as a surprise to both of you. Maybe he just won a hard Onikabuto beetle battle and you had been there to support him, so when he finally wins the both of you jump into a hug before he just casually pulls you in and gives you a big kiss smack on the lips.  The both of you pull away looking at each other surprised about what had just happened before, clearly flustered but both also having enjoyed what had just happened. Itto being the lovely dumb himbo that the is would probably just ask if “you wanted to do that again?” while breaking into a giant smile, and how could you say no to the one and oni when he was looking at you like that?

Keaya: Your first kiss with Kaeya is fairly sensual. Despite being a massive flirt most of the time he wants to do this right with you, so you best believe that this guy will take his time. He would have flirted with you for a while before making any moves, and he would probably find the perfect moment to kiss you. Imagine it’s night time and you are looking out over Mondstadt with him, just looking at the stars together while talking and having fun. At some point you laugh at something he said and then just give him a big smile and it’s like something just clicked in his head and he can’t hold back anymore. You look at each other and can both just feel that the moment is right, so you both lean in for a long and passionate kiss, not breaking away from each other for a while. 

Tartaglia: Sweet. That’s all I gotta say. Most of the time this dude is sleek and full of energy but under all those Fatui harbinger layers there’s 100% a sweet and caring guy hiding inside. Maybe you and him had planned to hang out or something like that, but he had to miss it because of some urgent Fatui stuff. When he finally comes back in the evening he’s super sorry and in general is in a sad mood because he thinks that you’re gonna hate him and that you’re gonna realise that he will never be enough for you. After assuring him that you still like him and that you will always care about him he finally gives you the kiss that you’ve been longing for. It’s sweet and full of reassurance that no matter what happens, the two of you will always have each other.

Zhongli: I believe your very first kiss with him would be fairly short and cute. He would probably take you out on a date first (and actually remember to bring his mora wow) because he wanted to do things properly. I canon him to be a romantic at heart that would do all the classic romantic stuff when he was trying to court you. Zhongli is a very respectful and composed man, so he would probably ask you if he could kiss you first before doing anything. After you’ve confirmed that he’s allowed to, he would probably grab your chin with one of his hands and bring your face closer to his before meeting your lips in a short and sweet kiss. Then the two of you would pull away, look at each other and smile, and then go back in for a more sensual and longer kiss. 

~Masterlist

[coco-goat-milk]

I've read your platonic Rengoku with the kiddos and it made me absolutely melt! <3 Don't TOUCH me, I'm soft for the older sibling vibes! But how about romantic HCs maybe with a Rengoku!reader for Kaeya, Zhongli and Venti? 👉👈 Like, I can see this loving, earnest and strong sunshine of a human being carrying their boyfriend in their arms spewing compliments because they're just absolutely smitten with the boys: "I hold in my arms my entire world!" *cue bright laughter* I just love Rengoku 😔

Rengoku!reader x Zhongli, Kaeya, Xiao and Venti

Warning: mentions of insecurities (xiao's part)

A/n: I'm so sorry it's short but I hope you'll enjoy it :) And i absolutely agree , like i love rengoku so much sfhhsdjis. He is such a sweetie and deserves the world.

Reblog, comments and likes are highly appreciated!!!

Zhongli

You two are so together, y'know even the people around the two of you think so.

He is such a gentleman towards you ngl im jealous.

Anyways, he always kisses the back of your hand whenever the two of you part ways. He always holds your hand when you two walk around Liyue Harbour.

He also likes to put a hand on the lower part of your back, only when it's really busy around the harbour ofc.

You always have to pay for him, but you don't mind. You quite like taking care of him.

Sugarbaby #1

And ur very protective of him too, even though he can defend himself fine.

He knows about your demon slayer abilities, and he knows first hand about your super strength.

You once hugged him so tightly that he turned purple, you didn't know that though since you were just so happy to see him.

The two of you always go out for dinner, and the first time he heard you yell "Umai" he was shocked. But he is used to it now and he always gives people the stink eye when people look or talk about you weirdly.

He doesn't give you that much affection in public, because you already give him big bear hugs.

The two of you can talk about anything for hours.

Kaeya

Alright there is so much light banter going on between the two of you, it's kind of adorable in a way actually.

In this relationship you are the gentlemen, giving his hand kisses, holding the door for him, adjusting his gloves, etc..

Whenever you randomly do such things ^ he gets kind of flustered but he just teases you and tries to get you flustered.

You are kind of dense/innocent so you just laugh at his flirts or perverted statements.

Honestly you are such a sweetie towards him and other people, since you are always ready to help people.

Another thing is that you reprimand him from slacking off, sometimes he wines because you made him work.

But he does listen to you, and when you see him listen to you, you are all flowery and adoring towards him.

He honestly just does it to get you to dote over him and give him compliments.

You probably know that his ego is getting even more massive because of you.

Showing off is something the two of you do, mostly in battle or when showing off your strengths.

The two of you like to spar as well, but you're stronger than him :D

He is really impressed actually but he will just tease you for it.

Xiao

The two of you share the same morals, that kind of helps a lot with the relationship.

He is actually surprised that you are a demon slayer, he didn't expect mortals to be slaying demons.

Whenever you notice that his karmic debt gets too much for him while in battle, you take over and slay the demons quickly.

He is actually pretty impressed with your abilities and often observes you while you slay demons or when you are training.

The way you always smile and are upbeat, makes him get slightly insecure. Because why would you want to be with him?

You are such a nice and loving person, and there are many people that would love to be with you. People that actually are as upbeat as you are.

He usually tries to take his distance from you because he feels like he isn't good enough for you, you are very perceptive and notice quickly.

You will absolutely comfort him and tell him that he is enough but not too pressuring.

He doesn't mind affection but you have to be the one initiating it.

You always give him almond tofu when you come back from your work, he gladly eats it while you are by his side telling him about your day.

He might seem like he isn't listening or that he doesn't care but he actually listens to every word you say and remembers it all.

He brings you trinkets or anything that catches his eyes.

You probably wear something of his style in your haori, he loves that.

Sometimes when you want to relax, you go to wangshu inn and sit down on the balcony and polish your katana.

He watches you intently when you sharpen and take such amazing care of your weapon, he is actually entranced.

Venti

So much affection.

Hugs all the time, kisses, headpats, anything really.

People are sick and tired of the two of you, please give them a break.

Sugarbaby #2

You always pay for him, like you always buy him wine or apples or anything in general.

He always drags you to the winery, because he is broke like that.

You pay for his wine, but you make sure he doesn't drink too much though.

Whenever you visit him, you make sure to bring him apples.

When you picked him up once he was ecstatic, after that he always clings onto you so you can pick him up.

A very loud and affectionate couple.

He plays songs for you if you want to relax after a day of slaying demons.

He thinks you being so strong and loud is so cool and doesn't hesitate to show you off either.

He picks up your habit of yelling 'Umai' whenever you taste good food.