#and Jason mentions off handedly that he always thought he'd lose his virginity on this bed

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I LOVE THIS!!!

In my head Addie and Joey find out Grant is alive after he breaks into the family vault to take the heirloom ring because by God he said he'd get married before Joey and he MEANT IT! It's also a way to throw his non-failing relationship in his parents face by thriving in his marriage with THEIR RING on his husband's finger 🤭

ALSO YEAHH Grant comes back from the dead and is like "Just as I suspected, Jason is back to because we're obviously made for each other."

Bridezilla Grant is also SO REAL he really does get it from Addie but he's also been planning this wedding since he was fourteen years old. It doesn't help that Talia and Addie are ganging up to back seat drive the whole time, and Bruce like you mentioned, Jason was doomed from the start. The worst part is when Natalie "once you get a taste of luxury you never go back" Knight shows up.

Dick hates it SO much but he knows he's one out of pocket comment away from being banished to the keep out list with Slade so he grits his teeth and tries very hard to be supportive. He's like well can I at least be best man and Jason motions to Donna and Artemis and is like you gotta fight them for it. Dick is FLABBERGASTED, usurped by his own Wonder Twin.

Joey and Jade rock paper scissors for who has to be the best man/maid of honor, Jade wins and in retaliation Joey brings Roy as his plus one because Jason already has a row of bridesmaids. He has too many older sisters for anything less. Jade retaliates to this retaliation by bringing Tara as hers. Debatable who's winning but someone is definitely getting laid!

Flower girl is Lian, naturally. She's got a dress to match with Jade and her hair is done the same way as Roy's. She's not sad that Jason and her dad didn't end up together because she low-key thinks they're all a polycule even though she doesn't know the word for it.

Half of crime Alley is in attendance that's their little boy, their boss, their collective God son. As if they'd miss his big day smh.

Slade isn't invited but he is in the building across the street watching the ceremony through the scope of his rifle. Billy brings him a piece of cake after the reception.

Jason does decline the bachelor party because he's friends with all the working girls, he's not going to ask them to work during a party he invited them to. He thinks the whole concept of a "last hurrah before you're chained down by marriage" is stupid as shit anyway.

I am enamored by Jason wearing a dress at his wedding, so Grant would wear a white suit and Jason wears one of Nathalie's vintage black dresses <333 she was going to wear it to her own wedding but it never ended up happening so she got it replicated for Jason.

Ra's is there. No one explicitly invited him but he's on some "that's my first grandchild to be married I have every right to be here." There is. A significant chance he's collecting DNA for another test tube baby. It's their marriage gift from him and he thinks he's being so generous.

(I see you've redone your blog again) but anyway JayGrant is sooooo the friends that make a marriage pact as kids. And Jason thinks it's a joke but Grant is SO serious. 20 years later Grant breaks into Jason's apartment and is like "so I've noticed you're not yet wed-" and Jason is like "I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD WHAT THE FUCK!" And Grant is like "Irrelevant. I need you to update your hand measurements to get the ring resized."

I did! I want it to represent what's going on on this little corner of Tumblr of mine hehe thanks for noticing!

Also!!! ASASGDJFG "I need you to update your hand measurements to get the ring resized." Meaning he already has a ring and has been constantly measuring Jason's hand throughout their childhood/teenage years, lmaoo I imagine Jason sitting there while Grant measures his hand going "lol you still on that?" While Grant very much is.

Jason being pulled the uno reverse card for once and being in the other end of "I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD WHAT THE FUCK!" is so freaking funny.

Jason is still reeling on the fact that Grant came back at all, cause he had given hope he would. Jason sees his own resurrection as a curse so seeing Grant reviving gives him a new perspective and of course Grant goes, "We're soulmates, actually."

And Jason kind of believes him.

Jason is —other than surprised Grant came back at all— is like "You meant it???"

But he's on board, HEAVILY so, because he gets to marry the first crush he ever had, the very hetero guy who would mess around for shits and giggles, and make him flustered and red faced every time he'd throw hypotheticals at him: "I would treat you better than anyone else", "If you married me we'd never spend our nights sleeping"

All of this is especially funny immediately after Grant's resurrection, because Grant is fully convinced he came back for that one reason (it's actually way deeper than that but his obsessive streak is not gonna wind down for a while.)

Grant goes over the top with everything, the ring, the weeding, the preparations, his rich kid upbringing along his hedonistic nature (that only amplified when he came back from dead) makes him a nightmare for anyone who gets on his way of making the Wedding anything less than perfect. This also goes along with me headcanoning him as a perfectionist (having your parents criticizing your shit since ever will do that to ya) bridezilla Grant says who lmao

And if we're going with the family dynamics...

Adeline Kane clutches her chest and almost has a heart attack because she finds out her son is alive Through a freaking Wedding Invitation.

Joey as well and his brain is balancing from wanting to beat the shit out his brother for making them go through this to go hug him and demand to be his best man.

Respawn, Alex, Rose and Wintergreen are invited as well, if only to cement the fact that Slade is very much not invited. He still shows up, though.

Jade is the bridesmaid, or best woman, or however it is. Grant shows up one day and is like "Bitch I'm getting married, you're the bridesmaid," she sighs, looks at his choice of a husband, sighs even more heavily and then they go shopping for the weeding.

The batfam on the other hand, Bruce and Dick are the ones who are having the hardest time.

Bruce is happy at first that Jason is settling and getting married, but then—

"Married to who?!"

Dick is sweating bullets, "Jason, you're still young, you don't have to settle for this one just yet!"

"No, I gotta."

Babs walks him through acceptance. When he recovers he drops Jason hints (as in, big passive aggressive hints) of him being the best man.

Jason lets him in tension for a while, at least until he decides who's gonna be the best man because he's not the first one to not-ask.

Meanwhile Steph and Tim pipe in, "can we plan your bachelor party?"

Damian is happy he gets to spend time and meet his half brother's family, (Respawn) and Jason will be there too I guess.

Jason is very much shoving in their faces, "I'm getting married before any of you losers."

Talia and Harvey are invited as well much to Bruce's dismay.

Bruce gets surprisingly along and is very supportive with Grant while he's in one of his bridezilla episodes because yes, Jason’s wedding deserves the best of the best.

Grant gets very intense about it too, hence, mark Jason down as scared and horny.

Slade gets whiplash because Addie was just like that on their wedding.