#and I'm just ken?? idk I'm so nifty its concerning (not really)

[sorebelflower]

hazbin hotel family au but I do it so nonseriously (aka I just came up with something and me and my friends joked about it, so yeah)

Charlie: Nice and chill mother who could get scary REAL QUICK

Vaggie: Literally the definition of tough love, military parent

Alastor: Ace but is an honorary father to Angel and Nifty because they got too attached

Husk: The wine aunt who gives the kids a single sip of wine cuz they are just cool like that

Angel: That one devious cousin/brother who makes all the interesting jokes at the dinner table who cares too much for other cousin/sibling because of trauma (so soft bby <3)

Nifty: That one crazy sister/cousin who lowkey deserves to be locked up in a mental asylum (affectionate)

Lucifer: Grandfather who is the coolest person ever and all young and hip until you remember he is ANCIENT, like BEFORE DINOSAURS???!!

Lilith: Non existent (peace out)

Cherri Bomb: The dangerous aunt who brings pop rocks and nukes to every thanksgiving

Sir Pentious/Precious: The husband of the dangerous aunt who tries to calm her down (fails horribly)

Razzle, Dazzle, and Keekee: Pets who are adorable, does no wrong ever

Actual Lilith one: Grandmother who left on a vacation to some random exotic place and never came back to give the family milk (aka is just avoiding her whole family)