#and I'm a virgin lmao

[menlove]

we've gotta start romanticizing topping more bc the amount of ppl who want to fuck but don't on tumblr is unprecedented and they all think they're bottoms bc they've never had sex. I thought I'd be a bottom before I had sex and it turns out absolutely not and topping is 10000% more enjoyable for me

please we have to romanticize the strap it's so fun

[mermaidsirennikita]

Gaelen Foley's Princess (which if it doesn't fuck up in the end is gonna be a favorite lol) update:

no details except of course Darius Santiago cries when deflowering this maniac of a girl

[beevean]

Every day of my life, my temprance is tested to see if I'll cave in and make a Reddit account for the sole purposes of arguing against people there who don't understand my blorbos.

[peach-lobottomy]

Whoever finally does get to fuck me is going to be so blessed like, warm tight hole, breedable tummy, grabbable hips, pretty whines, endless pros

[xserpx]

Watching Heartstopper makes me realise how far I've come emotionally in the 2 years since my sister started going out with her now husband 🥲 I'm so proud of myself but also I'm owed compensation.

[tyrannuspitch]

people are always ridiculing the idea of exclusively gay people and nonbinary people having *actual conversations* about gender and orientation to work out if they're compatible, as if attraction that is anything less than instinctive, instantaneous and sharply binary makes a mockery of Real Homosexuality. meanwhile cishet people going on multiple full-on *dates* to work out if they're "really into" each other is the most normal thing in the world

[coastercrushed]

me and my weird crush on s.eth r.ogan against the world.

[houkagokappa]

I'm back from the anime club, where we finished everything we were watching. It's always fun to finish a lot of shows at the same time, you get a sense of accomplishment and completion. Here are my final thoughts on what we watched.

I really liked Gankutsuou, it's up there with one of the best anime ever made. I don't have anything to add to what I've said already, the last episodes were very emotional and hit hard.

Great Pretender ended with a pair of crazy episodes. Earlier I questioned their last heist, but the last two episodes made it work. Personally I wouldn't have minded if some of the negatives in the character's lives would've stayed, but I can see why they went for the "he was a good guy all along" and "they didn't die after all" approach.

Bokurano's last episode was a bit drawn out and then the end card came abruptly, but otherwise it was another anime I liked a lot! Some characters/episodes were clearly better than others, but it was a cool journey to get to know them all along with the mysteries of Zearth. One guy at the club kept comparing each episode to the manga, which was apparently a little different, and I'm curious to give it a try too, although knowing me it's probably not going to happen lol.

It was a treat to get to rewatch Shokei Shoujo no Virgin Road, because I liked it so. much. better. this time around!!! Now I GET Akari and she was compelling to me, rather than flat and annoying. I'm a huge fan of the "I need to kill you" "I need to be killed by you" and "I need to kill her for you" dynamic we ended the series on. As for the villains, I love how both Orwell and Flare had/have personal relations to the characters, that makes their betrayal so much more significant, whereas Pandemonium was just batshit insane in a very fun way. Sometimes it's cool to see massively powerful characters fight, but unlike other overpowered isekai protagonists, there's a clear cost to Akari using her powers, so it doesn't feel like they'll get through anything no problem at all. I also like how she's had to save Menou countless of times, not to have her feel too powerful and invincible either, considering how tough their foes have been and you want to continue to see them as near invincible. Enough rambling, just give us season 2 please!!!

Lastly I largely stopped paying attention to Okusama wa Mahou Shoujo because I found it so dumb and needlessly drawn out. It's a shame, because I liked the theme of Ureshiko, a 26 year old magical girl refusing to let go of her powers, along with the memories of her mother (and her youth/innocence in a sense?), and they could've done great things with that, but instead we got a boring anime that was entirely too predictable in a shallow kind of way. The op and ed had that 2000's charm tho!

[namtanlovesfilm]

midnight motel ep.5 + favorite shots

[early20sfailingplenty]

personal nsfw in tags

[mermaidsirennikita]

I'm not gonna recommend Judith Ivory's Beast because there's just too much problematic shit going on re: how it interacts with North Africa (on the fetishistic side, not the "we hate Muslims" side, like tbh I was surprised by a throwaway line... from a French guy... referring to the French as oppressors, but nonetheless it's just a liiiiil too late 90s re: the language for me to go "YOU SHOULD READ THIS" responsibly, though I am gonna try more from her because otherwise it's well-done) BUT

I do feel like historical romance has a sincere need for more plots like "pretty high-strung virgin who can't drive and knows she's hottest girl on the block is betrothed to a man everyone says is ugly and tbh he just sounds like he's got an Adam Driver vibe or something and is also blind in one eye and Extremely Sensitive About It but he wants to marry her anyway because he's obsessed with making perfumes and her dad owns SO MUCH AMBERGRIS meets said man on a ship but he's in disguise because he's Extremely Sensitive About His Appearance and wants to fuck with her but ends up FUCKING HER a lot but only in the dark or when she's blindfolded so that she doesn't know it's actually him and not a "pasha" but then when they actually meet for the wedding she's like FUCK I can't marry this guy and he's like bUT EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL WHEN WE WERE FUCKING ON THE BOAT 5x A NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAAAAAS"

just without the "he's disguised as a 'pasha' part"

[spotaus]

I hate making personas I hate making them so much

Anyways tentative redesign of the girly. I feel like her hair is too light brown rn but whatever I did this in like 45 minutes 😭. N has needed a redesign for ages, I'm just still not sure if this is The Vibe. (Her Skeleton Form will also be recieving similar treatment w/ a jewelry update and slight update to features if this one sticks lol.

Just for fun, her 'old' design. (Though this version might just stick around still, idk lmao-)

[forcebookish]

feel like i'm being gaslighted by the ofs fandom like where are all these wild think pieces coming from we can't possibly be watching the same ONE EPISODE of the same drama

anyway,

[rainybraindays]

I'm not someone who picks my camps in fandom stuff based on other people but sometimes you people make me so fucking irritated

[romanticatheartt]

I need y'all read Fairydale by Veronica Lancet...

Amon and Darcy are so Feysand coded<3

[anaalnathrakhs]

"i didnt expect you to be so crude" common mistake actually! see, i was a pathologically lonely child who retreated into the internet until i was almost legally an adult. this is roughly the equivalent of leaving a kid into the magazines section of the gas station for six years. sure, i'm socially inept and i had a whole lot of time to learn weirdly specific fun facts about linguistics and whatnot, but also i was locked in with all the porn.