#and I was like Laika my dear you are 40lbs of pure Dog and I'm a 5'1“ 17 year old | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lastoneout · 1 year ago

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I know it's a nuanced topic and any breed of dog can be dangerous but every time I see people scare mongering about german shepards I think about the first time I took mine to a dog park and how she was having a blast UNTIL she saw that there was a like, barely 1 y/o mastiff in there, and despite how badly that poor guy wanted to be her friend she had absolutely no idea how to process the very new information that there exist dogs who are bigger than her, and spent the entire time we were there standing on a picnic table looking desperately confused and occasionally whining at me to help her.

#granted she was a lab mix so she was like #so fucking stupid #-0 braincell ass dog #but still she was enough of a shepard that it barred us from living in specific places so #and it was just so funny and infuriating to have people be like “no german shepards are dangerous!!” about a dog #that literally was the biggest scaredy cat in the entire world #it was also funny bcs she was whining for help but wouldnt come down off the table #and I was like Laika my dear you are 40lbs of pure Dog and I'm a 5'1“ 17 year old #I cannot pick you up

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