#and I have very little interest in World Wars but it’s so much more fun

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

i do not know if this helps

drop anything or everything that you wanna drop from either rewrite of yours

I do bad in these situations because I can never think of what to say so it usually ends up in incoherent rambles or like three useless sentences.

But uh… using the general theme of: homosexuality, as of Mcu. Because I’m brainrotting on the mcu atm lmao

Bucky barnes is gay in my mcu rewrite because I can. Alpine is the only woman he needs in his life. He does make some room for Sharon, Nat and Wanda though because Sharon’s his friend’s niece, Nat is his lesbian counterpart and Wanda is sad. Sarah is on thin ice, but he’s warming up to her because she lets him sleep on her couch.

Also, Wendy Lawson/Mar-Vell? Dude. And not dead until much later on. I think I’ve mentioned this but it needs to be said. How does this relate to the gays? Theodore Altman.

America is actually an Afro Latina Puerto Rican, as she is in the comics. Because it was a questionable change to make her Mexican and not afrolatina. (No hate to Xochitl, it’s not her fault, it’s the casting directors)

Sam Wilson? Homosexual bird man with a telepathic link to an actual bird. Because I just wanted him to have real wings tbh. They need mechanical enhancements to actually be able to carry his weight because buff=heavy. But they’re real for no reason other than vibes.

Sam and Bucky are married but don’t know it.

Magneto is there and vibing in the background as a prisoner of shield (he relates to this post because he is a bisexual with murderous tendencies)

Steve does drawings sometimes. He’s actually really good at drawing and stuff, he just doesn’t do it often because he’s busy. He draws his work children (the avengers) occasionally and gives it to them at fairly inconvenient times.

Most of the mcu characters are some flavour of queer I’ll just say it. Tony is the token ‘says he’s straight but no one’s sure’.

Maria Hill has tattoo sleeves and some tattoos on her back too. Because tattoos distract her from work.

And some more Alpine, as a treat:

She’s taken everywhere by Bucky, and is given free reign around every building he’s in because she can open doors anyways so why not. She also rubs up against Goose occasionally because they’re friends in a weird cat way.