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1) Would love to hear more abt the LN biography plot if you're willing to share
2) I read the stockings fic right before I went to work which meant that when I was having a team meeting later on in the day, my coworkers were talking about data management and I was thinking abt how how lando's toes were pointed up at the ceiling in his pretty stockings while he got fucked for the first time. This fic corrupted part of my brain, fuck you / thank you 🧡
2 ) I desperately need you to know that I WANTED Oscar to notice that lando had his toes pointed so he could ask if Lando wanted heels next time, to help keep his feet up but it DIDN'T FUCKING FIT IN THE FIC GOD DAMMIT OSCAR PIASTRI --
anyways. SO flattered that my writing ruined you enough to distract you from the riveting content that is data management <33333
1 ) I'd love to talk about it!!!! Here's the snippet, for those needing context <3
So the general idea was kinda inspired by Kimi, who does have an authorized biography -- which I've always found kind of odd, considering he's so famously private. Regardless, the author was a Finnish writer with no meaningful connection to motorsport, meaning they served as a complete outsider perspective with no preconceived notions about the sport, Kimi's reputation, etc..
It got me thinking about a future in which Lando -- not yet having won a WDC but getting very close -- does the same thing; but what if Oscar's the outsider following him around, learning about him through interviews and late nights at his flat in Monaco and the eyes of paddock interviews he's able to skirt around?
How would Lando, someone with such a contentious relationship with media (too emotional, too insecure, too volatile, not championship worthy), handle having media in his inner circle? Would he even let him into his inner circle to begin with?
And how would Oscar's perspective change throughout the narrative, how would his written word about racing driving Lando Norris -- professional, observant, polished -- eventually stray from his growing thoughts about Lando -- endeared, curious, a bit smitten?
Basically, I want to follow Lando through an entire season.
I want their relationship to ebb and flow -- moments where Lando hesitantly lets Oscar see more of him, only to shut him out the next moment.
I want them to toe this weird line between professionalism and personal care, something blurred through hundreds of hours together and intimate details capture on a dictaphone -- tucked closed to Oscar's heart in his jacket pocket.
#sorry that was A RAMBLE#but i'm thinking slightly mixed media#traditional prose + dictated notes + transcribed interviews + snippets from drafts of Oscar's writing etc etc#like i said. an entire season in GREAT detail would be a Lot for me#and I have no idea if i have the chops#but I wanna try!!!!#i'm still loosely outlining and writing when i have downtime#ask me :)#the guidebook but it's different because now there's stockings#Lando Norris: an Authorized Biography#Landoscar
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That one square wheels episode of mythbusters, am I right?
#my art#stanley pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#young stanford pines#young stanley pines#young fiddleford#mystery trio#I guess?? it is the three of them.#yes yes I did chop the mullet off but he might grow it out again but with proper hair care.#mysterybusters au#it’s a good idea. trust. mythbusters but it’s a Gravity Falls public access television series run by these idiots.#I could not tell you which one of them would be the one jumping on the treads to make them fit on the wheel or who would get bigger treads#ignore the fact I can’t draw cars. google images was fighting me on references#I can’t decide wether or not stan should have his glasses at this point. because I’d imagine this is in the first month or two of them#running the show. so maybe 3 or 4 months after he and ford reconnect. hhhhmmmmmmmm#you can tell I drew fidds at like 1 am lol
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was thinking about Cruz... she's been racing for 6+ years now.
piston cup champion cruz ramirez <33
new firesuit again! thats 3 so far, wahoo!!
once again based on the 2024 GRC diecast line! (pictured)
a monty to look tall next to
#cruz ramirez#cars fandom#pixar cars#cars 3#pixar#artists on tumblr#lightning mcqueen#yes shes dating natalie. i need to draw nat again soon too i have ideas for them#also why does lightnign have a mullet. idk i have no control over him. he insisted.#43yrold lightning mcmullet. one last hurraah before he chops it#i have so many custom assets made for CSP now its funny. you cant just turn a png into a brush you gotta WRESTLE with it now#my art
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I'm a big believer that Tang had long hair when he was younger, It's true in my mind.
Also here's an artistic rendition of Mk's reaction when Tang finally decided to cut them (100% the scene from adventure time)
#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk mk#lmk tang#mk monkie kid#tang monkie kid#my art#everytime I see an edit of Tang with long hair I get 2 more years in this world#he's just perfect with long hair#PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN LONG HAIR#I NEED IT#also sorry I have no idea if Finn actually says “hot chop” in that scene#but everyone just generally quotes that scene wrong so eh#it's okay if it's not 100% perfect
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lime doodles
#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#tcwg#tmaomal#lime#mochi#limochi#art#ocs#original#fluff#shirtless lime is a must...#walks around like that just to tease mochi#lime: i have a bright new idea to make her fall for me#lime: (takes his shirt off)#everyone else: STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING#mochi would def chop her finger right at that moment#i still dont know how to draw men i guess i should practice
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my system has had to help a very loud.. very aggressive alter.. well, calm down. he’s still very loud, but he just enjoys screaming!! he’s learned to be less mean to headmates/herself/others!! i honestly think it would be interesting if instead of them.. like.. eradicating the “evil voice”(????) they just!! yaknow!! talk!!!! communication between headmates is very important!! it’s how we make sure things run smoothly and get someone out of front if they can’t handle it!!! moonpaw and voice friendship..
Daring to hope that maybe we can see something like this play out. It would be fresh and interesting for this arc to feature a lot of self-reflection and communication-- in fact, I feel like that was missing from the last one. A lack of Sunbeam or Nightheart actually introspecting about their issues, neither identifying nor truly working through them, just progressing as characters when the plot needed them to.
I'm loving the story of Moonie that's being "woven" by systems coming into the inbox. Most pwDID seem to agree that conflict between Headpaw/Starpaw and Moonpaw isn't the problematic part, it's the "villainization" of the voice. The "vibe" is the desire to see Headpaw/Starpaw being treated as a person within the narrative, not just as a malicious "entity."
Even without this being about representation (tho that is still important), isn't that just... refreshing?
Aren't we tired of Evil Spirit influencing the cats to do bad stuff, while Good Spirit influences them to do good stuff? Do we really need another Ashfur so soon? Wouldn't it be nice if there was some narrative, textual nuance to the situation for once?
#Something Ive wanted to portray for a loooooong time is OCD with minor auditory hallucinations#So I could tap into that desire for BB with a headmate who won't be quiet#Little known fact that OCD can cause hallucinations. It's rare but that can be a symptom!#They're usually not full voices though. More like chopped up and remixed versions of real things you experienced#Someone I know hears the 'ghost' of a radio that they used to have. It just mumbles sometimes.#I like the idea a lot that Starpaw is just meowing constantly lmao#Not even in an aggressive way like your alter. Just can't shut up.#Moonpaw#Bone babble
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Crazy that one of Jimmy's first thoughts about rations after the crash is keeping Curly alive so he stays fresh in case things get dire. No one else brings it up, they barely mention Curly outside of the crash or his medicine actually.
He's a non factor to them now which is also a little heartbreaking considering how much he did care (even if his judgements were off) about them. It really shows the subtle ways that the game and the world they are in attach value to what you can do and can't do. He's no longer Captain or even Curly, just an after thought, a bad after taste. Yet, Jimmy still sees him as something worse.
It's the fact that to Jimmy, Curly was always someone meant to service and prolong his life. Even in pain and agony, all the thought he can give Curly is his use to him to the extent he is willing to consume him physically to get all he can out of him and of him.
#like he doesn't even try to hide the idea hes having nor make Curly hurt less when he chops off his legs like he probably was expecting him#to die and something snapped or he felt just a little more guilt when he realized he didn't like i think its important that Curly's screams#were barely audible as it showed how he wasn't really hearing or seeing Curly as human until he was in such a horrid and probably clingly t#life state after the feast and being fed his own leg like yeah hes still doing it selfishly but he realizes that he cant keep taking like I#dont think Jimmy would genuinely care but if Curly had a breakdown hed try to mitigate it just so Curly can still do things for him#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#captain curly
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Jack as the Hatbox Ghost?
Nana has big ghost bride potential but
I just can't imagine Jack as a legit hatbox ghost. I can easily see him getting his head stuff in a hatbox as a ghost tho.
#ask#ask: jack#ask: beanstalked#jack#beanstalked#i do have an idea of what ghost jack looks like to go along with ghost bride nana#but he has no basis on any actual haunted mansion character#i mean - you could see him as a “gender bend” version of the ghost brides#that's just a ghost groom what am i saying#ANYWAYS he's the one who carries an axe and if you approach him and you aren't nana - you get CHOPPED#hope the tag readers enjoy these ramblings
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Please imagine Umemiya Hajime who's good at camping. He's well prepared and can start a fire in seconds if necessary. (Not to mention him chopping wood?) But also imagine the knots he can tie when putting the tent up. His fingers deftly looping and pulling around the stakes before he tightens them. He'll teach you what different ones are good for, but every time he has you try to do it, you come up blank, unable to tie the simplest thing. It takes the third time of him showing you before he realizes the dreamy look in your eyes isn't one of concentration to learn. But really, who could blame you when he explains it so patiently in that sweet low rumble that he uses when he's alone with you in close proximity. When occasionally he'll grab your hands in his to physically show you how the knots tie, and you can feel the callouses on his palms grazing your skin.
#umemiya hajime x reader#wind breaker#i was thinking of hobbies to give him since i wanted to do another hobby post and i was like hmmm camping? he'd make a fantastic eagle scou#but then i was like 'he could use those knots to tie me up' >_>#but i was also like 'he would be great at whittling' lmfao nothing sexier than making little carvings and animals with a small piece of woo#and a knife#so i decided to talk about his hands and tying knots and save the regular camping stufff for the actual post i make at a later date#also why do i only have good writing ideas when i drive? 99% of all things i publish are thought of mid car ride to and from work#mari writes#also i kept giggling at innuendos#chopping 'wood' pitching a tent#silly silly
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I'll admit it I watched Nimona and it changed my brain chemistry.
#my art#nimona#i have like seven dif wips of nimona fanart in the files#im like obsessed obsessed#love the idea of ambrosius slowly learning his own personal style after the movie and he starts with the most silly active wear imaginable#like a mesh shirt and muscle shirt hoodie is probably terrible for workouts idk tho i dont really workout#also i love the HC that ballister and Ambrosius got matchign sword and sheild tats but then i was like oh what if its bal's sword#then i remembered that part of the hc is that bals tat was lost in the arm chopping so what if then amb lost his in the whole director stuf#but not fully cause of scarring and stuff#i also have half a dozen comic sketches cause the movie got me to read it#both are now very special to me in different ways
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Anet I think it's time to give us necromancer minion mounts, especially with Halloween around the corner 🎃🥩🍖
#gw2 submission#gw2 fan submission#gw2#necromancer minions#guild wars 2 art#gw2 minions#gw2 mounts#gw2 art#let us have the fleshy mounts we deserve#when you mount up it could have the same effect as when a necromancer summons a minion#they probably wouldnt have eyes but idk because of the tree chopping minion#dye channels would be like#bones flesh the meat gunk that flies off the mount and maybe another flesh dye channel#i got kinda lazy with the springer which is a shame cause i really like the intestine tail#it could be like a nice 2023 halloween mount pack#with all the mounts obviously#i just ran out of ideas lmao
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Campcamp? More like. Old.. men
#cubical au#spaceneil cubical AU#i heart them so bad#debating if he gets scruff or a full beard#Neil with mutton chops goes hard#AJ would be a beer guy but only one then he thinks it’s gross#neils a wine guy#got censored last time???#I have no idea why#camp camp#campcamp#spacekid campcamp#cc space kid#campcamp ship#neil camp camp#cc neil#neilsquared#neil x spacekid#neil²#spaceneil#middle aged man yaoi#joke#middle aged men
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i am so deeply in love with the idea of buying an older home with bakugou and remodeling it together 🥺 expenses don't matter, whatever kind of counter-tops you want, you can have a yellow door for all he cares — he just wants to do it with you 🥺 spending weeks and weeks together tiling backdrops and installing the floors, working on the electricity, getting the windows put in, living in it as it slowly comes together 🥺 bakugou does the water wrong and it sprays out of the sink directly at you, which he thinks is HILARIOUS 🥺 painting the rooms together 🥺 buying furniture 🥺 yelling at each other while trying to figure out the instructions to the bookshelves LOL
#i'm so obsessed with this you have no idea#the idea of bakugou a lil sweaty with a pencil behind his ear using a chop saw 🥴🥴🥴🥴#HELLO 🥴🥴🥴#this is peak for me i'm not gonna lie#you build a home together 🥺 literally 🥺🥺🥺#i guess idk aifbdjakal#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: domestic bakugou
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I started playing resident evil 7 so far I have had to kill my wife twice and have been chased around by a hillbilly with a shovel. I'm gonna have to rate this Airbnb 0 stars tbh :/
#so it turns out resident evil games are scary. shocking.#anyways dont spoil it for me lads im having a great time#very stupid idea to play this as someone with a panic disorder but fuck it we ball#re7#resident evil#resident evil 7#resident evil biohazard#ethan winters#mia winters#jack baker#<- fuck that guy#at a certain point i was tired of experiencing scooby doo in real life and just let him chop my leg off so i could get to the hatch
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justin reference by kali?? in the year 2024?? more likely than you think
this man has beaten darko with a baseball bat on the head
#ssoblr#star stable online#justin moorland#i'm trying to finish this in the next few days#the base is done i just need to do lineart and outfits#and figure out his dc look#trust me i wanted to chop his hair off but can't bring myself to do so#maybe a little ponytail or bun#drop ideas if you have them pls
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