#and I grew up that way too - mining.. seafaring.. u name it

[anukkuna]

Day 11: Sleeping on the job

So, here's the obvious thing: there is a patron saint of those who sleep on the job and her name is Pia.

If you're feeling tired but you still have work to do, you may pray to St. Pia. Rest assured that there is a parallel universe where Pia will fall asleep in your stead (because, yes, that is how patron saints work. they mess around in parallel universes, although they sometimes switch. After all these centuries, their desktops are a complete mess.)

However, this is not the only way in which St. Pia will work her miracles. If you actually have some time to spare, she may grant you a well advised power nap, so you may wake up refreshed and ready to go.

If you don't have time to spare though (because, let's say, an important meeting is due) St. Pia will appear and wake you up, so you may not miss your appointments.

So, when considering which patron saint to invoke next, keep in mind that there is St. Pia. (Luckily, she isn't picky when it comes to offers, so snacks, coffee, fast food - anything is fine).

Praise be. 🙏