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singing-robot · 30 days ago
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Papyrus does lie and does say things that are suspicious but sometimes I see posts picking apart (what I think are) the wrong things, because they’re not considering the context as a whole. The game is funny. There are a lot of jokes all over the place. A character with depth will talk normal one second and then lose all braincells the next because their comedy partner showed up.
It’s good to think about and analyze because it’s a great mental exercise and will improve your overall reading and comprehension with future stories (games, books, etc). But sometimes, the answer to “why did he lie?” is “because he thought it’d be funny.”
“Papyrus pretends to be clueless in front of Sans to hide his true intelligence for mysterious reasons” or. and hear me out on this one. you gotta be dumb to set the joke up sometimes.
That’d be like saying my brother genuinely believes the random object he picked up is a telephone and that he can actually hear a voice on the other side ask for me. Except the joke is that I take the phone, and I go, “Uh huh, uh huh, okay….” and with a look of horror and shock I look at him and say, “They hit the second tower.” Sometimes he goes ahead and says the punchline himself. Still doesn’t mean it’s a real phone call to him.
Sometimes you gotta ask, “what’s updog?” You know the punchline. It’s just a routine for fun at this point. A reason to laugh in the middle of the day, because someone remembered the joke and wanted to share it.
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zeynatura · 5 months ago
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DND update
Session 0 was great, spent most of the time creating our characters and explaining the basics to our new members.
Funny enough i was thinking of maybe using the last char i created, which was a druid, but then my friend chose druid... so i had to rack my brain for another option and landed on divine warlock and then my brother in law picked that *surprised pikachu face.jpg*
Seemed to me like the dnd gods were treating me like a clown so i ended up making my character a bard, and that was the last aspect of them i chose.
I knew i wanted to be a tabaxi, and when the other two chose halfling and changeling it was set, then i created a portrait using picrew, then i gave him a stage name Michi-Roo, pronounced as Michiru and yes Michi comes from the old word to refer to cats in the Inca Empire, then i learned tabaxi names are super long apparently and settled on naming him Tomorrows Comet Rising Star :D but everyone just calls him Michi-Roo.
So from the next session forward it'll be Michi-Roo's adventures as the title whenever i update xD
And as homework our DM (my brother) asked us to create a more detailed background and family/friends/npcs related to our char, so i am currently creating Michi-Roo's family, so far i only know mom, dad and 7 sibling, he's the youngest of 8 and the only entertainer, the rest of the family are seasoned adventurers but very supportive of Michi-Roo's artistry, which i haven't mention...
Michi-Roo is the most famous tabaxi idol in Neverwinter :D he can act, dance and sing, he's the whole package and we still need to come up with how we all met, and the reason Michi-Roo decided to have a go at adventuring (will probably do that next session, this saturday)
i'll apply my knowledge as a k-pop and j-pop fan, which is why he started training when he was 8, debuted at 13, contract ended after 7 years and at 20 he decided to be an adventurer... the idol industry prob crushed his dreams of expressing himself through music but meeting his new friends (a halfling druid and a divine warlock changeling) decided he can take his music anywhere he wants to, and he will make everyone's head turn around wherever he goes (cause he loves being the center of attention)
Fun fact our beloved warlock made a contract with Sabrina the Teenage Witch (because my bil just watched the show recently and is in love) so my bro let him make Sabrina and her family into celestial witches and he became their student.
I think the most normal is our druid, orphan but adopted into a family of nobles (i'm gonna ask them more about their char cause at that moment i was helping my bil creating his char so i didn't hear most of it)
Second fun fact: i chose violin as my instrumet to be able to play the world's smalles violin clip from spongebob whenever wherever :3c
Portrait under the cut (it's so big and i'm lazy to re-size it)
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taffybear · 3 years ago
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random funny headcanons for the bay boys cause I have nothing better to do ❤ part 1 cause I ran out of steam
part 2
to everyone who has sent in an unanswered ask: oMG I KNOW I'M LATE Y'ALL I'M SO SORRY BUT I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON EM THANKS FOR WAITING SKSK
Leonardo
Rock-a-Bye Bivalve is his favorite Spongebob episode. It just needs to be said. He loves the concept that Spongebob and Patrick agreed to take equal responsibility of Junior and instead the workload gets tossed on Spongebob. He can relate to an extent, as he feels like a motherly figure to his own family. He also laughs at every. Single. Joke. While you're sitting there watching it next to him you can't help but giggle when he empatheticly nods as Spongebob's problems are stated. "What?" "... I am concerned why you can relate to this so much."
Can sing SO WELL? He just doesn't know his own potential. He will refuse to sing aloud to ANYONE but at the off chance you catch him when he thinks he's alone, it's a spiritual experience. I mean obviously he's a great singer, he literally has the voice of an angel. He doesn't get all belty or loud when he sings, it's always just quiet bits and pieces--like he's normally talking but with a rhythm. Mikey is secretly jealous. When Leo thinks you're asleep he whisper-sings lullabies to you.
Binged all of The Office and Parks and Recreation with Donnie. It took a month in total. They got really into it and devoted like 3 hours a day holed up in Donnie's lab to watch it (what a bonding experience 😚). Leo prefers Parks and Rec but Don is The Office all the way. They still get into heated brawls.
Has secretly named his Bonsai trees. He didn't even mean to--he just subconsciously started referring to them by names. His favorite trees are called Chloe, Esmeralda, Big Oscar, Jacqueline, and Artimus (they're his children so he loves them all equally ofc, but these are star performers). He tries so hard to keep it a secret but sometimes he'll just blurt out a name. "Aw darn, I forgot to clip Arty's bad branch this morning." Then he'll clap his hands over his mouth after he realizes he just exposed his plant's identity; but ofc everyone only makes it a big deal because he makes it a big deal.
Does not curse often, and instead just says the most hilarious shit when something doesn't go his way. "Oh, fiddlesticks!" "What poppycock!" "This is hogwash!" "Balderdash!" "This really ruffles my feathers!" This man unironically exclaims, "Ah, shucks!" Raph is not okay.
Is actually the best dancer. Apparently years of training his body to obey his will has turned him into a specimen of grace. This guy can do 4 flips in a row and then land into a split without having to catch his breath, so ofc he can rock Just Dance. He won't actually dance confidently in front of anyone, but he will dad-dance for laughs. He'll dab and floss to make Mikey shriek in agony. But he has hidden talent. In an ideal world he's lead singer and does his own choreography 😔
Carries a scent of tea and lavender. At night he'll light lavender incense to relax, and thus he smells like... a meditation class? He smells like he rolled around in manners. You can't put your finger on it but he just smells... charming.
Raphael
Such a sore loser. Raph plays games to win. Whatever it is; a board game, video game, sparring match, staring contest, if he loses he will literally hold a grudge against you for the rest of the day. No rematch, he'll just come up with an excuse for your win and then go through the five stages of grief.
Watches Golden Girls every Saturday night with Splinter (yes father son bond time!). Firmly believes this is peak comedy. Loves Sophia with a passion. Can recite the theme perfectly.
Sings in the shower. ALL Disney princess songs. Starts off really quiet, but eventually works up to like passionate belting. Ofc he'll shut up the second someone comes into close proximity.
LOVED Dora the Explorer as a kid. He watched that show religiously. Actually learned a lot of Spanish too. He thinks he's forgotten all the vocabulary he learned when he was 6, but every now and then if someone's speaking Spanish on TV or something, he can actually translate like 70% of it. Mikey teases that Raph had the hots for Dora... he's not wrong.
You know he really likes you when he knits you something. A sweater, blanket, scarf, whatever. Ofc it takes a long time to make it, but it takes him even longer to give it to you. Or anyone, for that matter. He'll get into a really sentimental mood about his brothers at some random time, knit those feelings out, then just take months to get the courage to give it to them. He'll make things for Splinter shamelessly tho. He also repairs anything torn up he can get his hands on. Needle and thread is his second language.
Snores very loudly. Like Mikey is mad he doesn't have ears to put earplugs in, loudly. Not all the time though, and maybe just in one position, but when he snores it is v i o l e n t. He also talks in his sleep, and surprisingly most of the time it's really cute stuff. "Thank you, Mr. Bubbles, I would love some marshmallow taffy." Like, where did these dreams come from? But then someone comes out with a chainsaw. And the other half of the time it just sounds so normal; he's just quietly talking about his day or asking where the orange juice is. You'll think you're in a conversation with him and it's awkward when you realize he's just blabbering in his sleep.
Is a very gifted break dancer 👌 aND he can do the moon walk
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natsspammityspamspamham · 6 years ago
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How did you get into seiyuu? How long have you been into seiyuu?
I guess I'm kind of curious now because of something that came up on the seiyuu discord. I’m asking the people on Reddit so I figured I might as well ask the people here too! 
[REDDIT THREAD]
My answer: I personally got into seiyuu because I watched American voice actors in American cartoons like Spongebob, Phineas and Ferb, etc. I got into seiyuu (Japanese voice actors) around four years ago. I was originally into American voice actors in American cartoons like Dee Bradley Baker, Tom Kenny, Grey DeLisle, and Kari Wahlgren. When I started watching anime in high school, I started to be interested in the voices there too! I was really surprised that seiyuu sing, dance, and do other things. Usually, American voice actors do small time acting gigs and things. I later learned about character songs and idols. I'm actually still not completely used to idol culture. I enjoy watching seiyuu though! It's interesting to know the people behind your favourite characters. 
Please respond by reblogging this with a response or commenting!
I’ll be including some responses below! 
I’ll be editing for clarity, and I will be bolding and putting italics for the seiyuu names and put regular italics for the anime.
SomaSaiba: “When I kept hearing the same voices in different anime. I looked up who it was and it was Yoshitsugu Matsuoka. But that was the first time I searched for a seiyuu but didn’t get into it.
Then I was watching Overlord and Clementine’s performance was so crazy and good, I had to look up which seiyuu voiced her. Turns out it was Aoi Yuuki and was blown away when I realized she also voiced Froppy from My Hero Academia and Madoka from Madoka Magica. And that was the time I started to get into seiyuu.”
grimmscool: “I don't remember why or how but I stumbled into AGQR (A&G+) site around 4~5 years ago. It was Asumi Kana's radio playing and it was somewhat fascinating. She talked about her recent events and one of them is about her role in Working! anime. That one sparked my interest and I decided to google her name. I was surprised that a voice actor/actress is doing a job other than voicing character.
After that, I went to YouTube and tried to look for other seiyuu radio. I randomly select one and the next thing showed up in my recommendation was Durarara Radio (Hanazawa Kana and Toyonaga Toshiyuki). I listened to that and it was unexpectedly hilarious!! From there, it was a freefall, a fun one. I finished a playlist of full-size Durarara Radio in a week or less, and my YouTube recommendation was full of seiyuu radio, anime radio clip, and livestream back then. Aside from YouTube, I also tried to explore AGQR and met with various radio by seiyuu, such as Yahagi Sayuri and Sakura Ayane's Choroi, Iguchi Yuka's muuun, etc etc.”
Seiyuu's internet radio and other seiyuu related contents are becoming part of my routine since then, even now.”
RooNelo: “It started for me maybe 6 years ago. I was watching Oreshura and Ai Kayano’s voice acting really caught my attention. It was the first time I really listened instead of just reading the subs. From then on, I couldn’t ignore the talent of seiyuu. Accumulating a list of favourite ones led to me checking out radio and event clips on YouTube. That just added another layer of enjoyment beyond their anime roles.”
kayano_ai: “Maybe 2012 or 2013 so ~6 to 7 years by now. My friend who was into seiyuu talked about them a lot and since I was watching a lot of anime at the time I got into it naturally as well. Seiyuu stuff has really gotten bigger and is marketed much more now, even compared to only 6 years ago [in my opinion].”
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AntonKutovoi: “I guess it started with Musou games and One Piece, wherein a good chunk of episodes I went "Hey! That voice sounds familiar!". So I eventually started remembering names of the voice actors, and later started to find out other activities, like character songs, events and stage plays.”
14hellraiser: “Since my first anime (2015). I loved [Hanazawa] Kana's voice and ended up following her. When I realized it I knew tens of seiyuu and was deciding what to watch based on them
I now regret having wasted shows like Dragon Ball when I was a kid. I watched the original version recently and it was a million times better than those shitty dubs”
Nagareboshi12: “For me, I can't really remember when that time No Game No Life was airing, and I noticed the voice actor for Sora (Matsuoka Yoshitsugu) and Shiro (Kayano Ai) have the same voice for Sorata and Shiina in Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo. I started to google and read about their biographies. I start to adore them because I watch a lot of anime, and I didn't recognize them at that time. Then the No Game No Life radio came, and I also join the Matsuoka x Kayano ship.”
dend08: “dunno when but I believe it's quite recent, I think it's because of this one video about how Sugita Tomokazu respects Yukana so much. That got me interested in other seiyuu as well.”
AoHime: “Always had an interest but never got into it till 2017. Stumbled upon the Konosuba event with Fukushima Jun and Takahashi Rie and the FGO radio. That started it and then started following other people, Tokyo Encounter, etc and thus here.”
ii-naa: “After a long hiatus from not watching anime (I loved Chobits, Sakura Wars, and Honey & Clover when I was a kid), I started on K-On! because of one tiny bit of Led Zeppelin reference they had in one episode and got freaking hooked. After that, I wanted to watch more anime with the same voice actresses and from there I got to Oreimo (Ayana Taketasu, Satomi Sato), Hanasaku Iroha (Aki Toyosaki), A-Channel (Minako Kotobuki), and Inu x Boku SS (Yoko Hikasa). Since then it kinda spiralled; Oreimo introduced me to Nakamura Yuichi, Hanazawa Kana, and Hayami Saori which then turns to watch Hyouka (all K-On! main members bonus!). I could go endlessly on tracing them all, but I guess you got the gist of things.
Though the anime that made me fell deeper into the seiyuu rabbit hole is Durarara and the fact that they have a fully English subbed seiyuu event on YouTube. Respect to the translator. Definitely, an ensemble cast of seiyuu that anime has.”
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timeoutforthee · 6 years ago
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Like It or Not (Chapter 2)
Chapter 1
Read it on AO3
Summary: Logan, Patton, Roman, and Virgil are all struggling in their recovery. Their doctors, Thomas Sanders and Emile Picani think they can help each other out.
Aka Group Therapy AU
Trigger Warnings: Mentions of Eating Disorders and self-deprecating thoughts
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“I’m here for group therapy!” Patton chirps. His hands are shoved into his pockets, so no one can tell how badly they’re shaking.
The secretary says, “Of course, sweetie,” then pauses, “You’re about fifteen minutes early, though.”
“I just wanted to be the first one here!” So they don’t all turn and look at me when I go in. “So I can be the first to say hi to everyone!”
The woman smiles. “Well, the room isn’t being used, so you can go ahead and head back, sweetheart. It’s room number 203.”
“Thanks!” he says, turning down the hallway and throwing a wave over his shoulder.
There’s no one else there, just as he hoped. There’s a desk with a half circle of chairs around it.  and he chooses a random one to sit in. Only then, alone in the room, does he allow his smile to slip off his face as he slumps down in his chair.
Why? Why? Why couldn’t he have said no, this one time?
Because you’re weak. Do you really think they’ll want to be friends with you?
“Nope,” he says, out loud, “No, we’re not doing this, not now.”
Dr. Sanders had told him the previous week that they did, indeed, have enough interest to start the group. He had mentioned there would only be four, but it was enough. Patton actually relaxed at that. Less intimidation. And even though he had lied about his enthusiasm, he meant it when he said that he was always up to make new friends.
Any friends, any friends at all, please-
He looked up as he heard footsteps coming down the hallway and sat up a little straighter because slouching made rolls-
“Hey!” he greeted, smiling at the other patient who just walked in.
The guy turned to him, and he perked up even more, “Hey! We have the same glasses!”
“It would appear that way, yes,” the guy said, adjusting the frames in question, “Hello, my name is Logan.”
“Patton!” he narrows his eyes slightly, “Do I know you from somewhere?”
“It’s possible we go to school together, assuming we live close to this facility,” Logan says, stiffly, “I’ve been told I tend to blend in, so I doubt you would have noticed me, though.”
“Aw, I’m sure that’s not true!”
Logan shrugs, “It’s not an attack on my character, simply an observation. I don’t participate in any clubs or sports, have very few friends. School is, after all, a place of learning and I intend to use it for that purpose,” he paused, “Though I guess I do help out the librarian from time to time during lunch-”
“That’s it!” Patton cries, suddenly, “Mrs. Barber! I eat lunch in the library sometimes,” he frowns, “Wait, don’t you always wear a tie?”
He glances down at his black polo, “I, uh, I thought I might appear more approachable without it.” Even though he feels a like a little piece of him is missing.
“I’m sure no one will care,” he says as Logan takes a seat across from him. He hums noncommittally in response.
It’s only then that Patton allows himself to observe him closer, taking in smaller details that others probably don’t notice. Like the fact Logan’s watch hangs off his wrist, just a little bit, or the fact that his polo isn’t quite tight enough. Staring at him, Patton becomes even more aware of the way his thighs squish together in the chair.
Before he can go down that road any farther, he hears “Da dadada da…”
It takes him a second to place it as the tune goes on, then he remembers. Spongebob Squarepants.
“Tch!” a hand appears in the doorway.
Logan looks at him, completely lost. Patton shrugs. He’s had a few other therapists, before Thomas, but he’s pretty sure he’s never had this one. That’s confirmed a little later, when at a very dramatic part of the song he leans his head in, hair flopping to one side.
Wait, Logan thinks, Is his hair pink?
Song completed, he walks in, nonchalantly, and sits in the chair behind the desk, which is in between Patton and Logan.
“New patients, do you how do?”
“...what.”
“My name is Dr. Picani,” the therapist starts, not deterred, “We’re still waiting on two others, but I asked you two to come in a little earlier, since we haven’t formally met.”
“Hold on, I thought Dr. Sanders was leading these sessions,” Logan said.
“Ehhhh, we’ve been discussing who’d be the best fit, considering you two are patients of Thomas’s and the other two are mine. So, since this group was my idea, I figured we’d try this first, but Thomas will be here next week. You guys just let us know which makes you feel more comfortable. Speaking of comfort,” he pulls the chair from behind the desk to the front of it, so the chairs are a complete circle. He then pulls out a small figure and places on his desk.
“Hey, it’s Garnet!”
“Yeah!” Dr. Picani cries, “And Amethyst,” he pulls out another, “And Pearl!” and a third.
Logan is confused. Those are not gemstones, they are pastel women.
“I thought, since they’re such good friends, they’d inspire you guys a bit, plus this office is just so dull!”
“But I thought there were four of us?” Logan says.
“There are!”
“There are four of them, too,” Patton giggles.
Logan furrows his eyebrows, and looks at the desk again. He can definitely count to three. He is going to have to talk to Dr. Sanders about this.
“I’m heeeeere!” a voice sings, and a third guy steps into the office, his arms up in a ridiculous pose, “Roman Prince, at your service!”
“Hi Roman!” Dr. Picani says, “Have a seat.” He does, right next to Patton, “We can do the rest of the introductions when our fourth gets here.”
The fourth is exactly two minutes late, which Logan knows because he’s checked his watch every 30 seconds since the meeting was supposed to start. He’s about to say something when a hooded figure slinks into the meeting.
“Well, it’s about time!” Roman says, and his voice booms, “What took you so long?”
The fourth guy doesn’t say anything, instead sitting next to Logan and stretching his legs out in front of him. He tips his head back and closes his eyes.
“Hey, Sunshine, I’m talking to you!”
“Now, now,” Patton says, and Logan is shocked by how much he sounds like a dad, “Sometimes things happen. Right, kiddo?” It’s directed at the fourth member, but he doesn’t move.
“Awesome!” Dr. Picani says, pulling out his notebook, “Now that everyone’s here, we can begin. But, Virgil?” his voice gets a little louder at the end. The fourth-Virgil-opens one of his eyes and turns to him, “It might help if you take your headphones out.”
Virgil lets out a long sigh, but reaches up and pop two small earbuds out. He wraps them around his iPod before shoving it back into his pocket.
“Thank you! Now, you all know what you’re here for,” the four exchange weary looks, “For recovery and for support. This is a very safe, welcoming space. Now, what’s your favorite cartoon?”
There’s silence.
“What?” Logan asks.
“It’s the first session, guys! You have to be at least a little comfortable with each other before we can expect you to open up to each other.”
Logan presses his fingers to the bridge of his nose. Oh, yes, he definitely needed to talk to Dr. Sanders about this. This is not going to work.
“I do not watch cartoons-”
“I like Spongebob!” Patton says, “But, like, classic, good Spongebob. The newer ones have gone a liiiittle downhill.”
“Steven Universe,” Roman replies, “It truly has the most epic of battles. Though Ducktales has some very fascinating adventures. Oh! And Avatar: The Last Airbender!”
They turn to Virgil. He shrugs.
“I don’t watch cartoons, either.”
Logan watches Dr. Picani take some notes, and wonders what exactly could be so telling about cartoons.
Meanwhile, with his notepad safely angled away from his patients, he wrote “Virgil is a liar liar pants on fire because he said he doesn’t watch cartoons even though last week he had some very interesting things to say about Lapis Lazuli, his favorite character.”
“Neat! What about music?” He says, leaning forward.
“Well, I listen to the Steven Universe soundtrack, some musicals-ooh! Especially the Spongebob Musical-and the Campfire Song song on repeat.”
“Campfire song song?” Logan asks.
“Do you not listen to music either, specs?” Roman asks him.
Logan tries not to glare. We are approachable and we are making friends, he reminds himself.
“No, I do not,” his voice is still clipped, “If I need to listen to something for some reason, it’s usually a podcast.”
“Evanescence,” Virgil says and Roman scoffs, “What?”
“Could you be more stereotypical?”
“Sure,” he says before Dr. Picani can step in, “I could’ve said My Chemical Romance.”
“They’re your second favorite, I’m sure.”
“Third, actually. Under Fall Out Boy,” Roman scoffs again and Virgil glares, “What do you listen to then? High School Musical?”
Roman opens his mouth, but Patton cuts him off, “Hey! That’s where I know you from! You played Troy Bolton last year!”
Virgil smirks, and Roman rushes to say, “Or-or-or, you could know me from football our Freshmen year.”
“Wasn’t that our worst season?” Logan asks, “Also, you were definitely Troy. You were also the Prince in Cinderella.”
“So, Roman enjoys Theater,” Dr. Picani says, cutting off any arguing, “What do you guys do for fun?”
“Oh! I’m on the yearbook committee!” Patton says.
“Puzzles, and other activities that don’t involve other people, such as reading.”
“I’m learning guitar.”
“Hey! I can play ukulele!” Patton says.
“Oooh,” Virgil says, sarcastically, “We can be jam buds.”
His eyes grow wide just as Roman’s and Patton’s light up in recognition
“Hey, was that a reference-?”
“Next question, Emile,” Virgil cuts Patton off.
Dr. Picani finishes writing BUSTED! before saying, “Favorite characters? I need some ideas for figurines to bring in next time.”
Logan ponders a moment, then says “I suppose Baymax would be satisfactory.”
“Yeah!” Dr. Picani cheers, writing it down.
“Any prince of any disney movie, but especially Flynn Rider,” Roman says.
“Uh-ooh-uh, how about Tigger? Or Winnie the Pooh?”
“Stitch,” Virgil says, and the other three turn to him, “What? I can’t be a fan of Disney, too?”
“It just appears like you would reject everything pure and sweet in the world,” Roman says.
“Pure and sweet? Are we watching the same movies? Because they can get dark,” Virgil says.
“Wha-? Dr. Picani, are you hearing this, he is disgracing Disney!”
“Yeah, I wanna see where this is going,” his therapist says, leaning forward.
“Besides the obvious, like the metaphors for racism in Zootopia, or the abuse in-”
“I know, I know, everyone says Beauty and The Beast is about Stockholm Syndrome, but it’s really about a love that transcends outward appearance. Even the most beastly, hairy-” he stops when he notices Patton’s apprehensive stare and Logan’s side eye, “Okay, not the best example, but-”
“Actually, I was going to say the parental abuse in Tangled, but very good point. Even movies that aren’t supposed to have those themes do”
“Mmm, not really the best example, Stockholm Syndrome doesn’t exist, at least not in the way the media portrays it,” Dr. Picani points out, “Also, even if it was, Belle doesn’t present any of the symptoms.”
“Fine,” Virgil says, “We can still point out the lack of consent in older stories. The implication that you can get what you want by lying and deceiving people in Aladdin.”
“Oh, come on, he came clean in the end!”
“Yeah, after lying and deceiving-”
Were….were they really doing this? During therapy? Logan looked at Patton, who looked just as confused. Dr. Picani just looked entertained, though.
“Face it, Princey, your tales as old as time just aren’t as magical as you think they are.”
“How dare you!” Roman cries, “Also I am not Princey. I am Roman Prince.”
“Your last name is Prince? Oh, that is rich.”
“Oh, shoot,” Dr. Picani said, looking up from his notebook, “I completely forgot. Names. Those would be a good start. But, Roman Prince,” he takes a deep breath, “serious Picani ACTIVATE!” Logan and Patton jump slightly, “So, why don’t you tell us why you’re here and what you’re hoping to get out of this?”
“I, uh,” For the first time all session, Roman seems unsure, “I have...an eating disorder,” he winces, that’s what the group was for of course he did, “And I, I want to get better?” Nailed it.
He looked around, waiting for some sort of ridicule, but no one says anything. Not even Virgil.
Dr. Picani nods, and looks at Virgil.
“I’m Virgil McCloud, and I’m just generally a mess,” he pauses, “I’m here so I don’t hurt Emile’s feelings.”
“I’ll take it,” Dr. Picani looks at Logan.
“I am Logan Crofter, I’ve been diagnosed with anorexia nervosa, and I’m here because my current therapist thought it would be beneficial for me.”
“And I’m Patton! Patton Hart! I...uh...I have bulimia, and I,” his voice suddenly drops to a whisper, “I just don’t want to be lonely anymore.”
He feels everyone’s eyes on him, and hunches in on himself self-consciously, wrapping his arms around his stomach.
So, Logan thinks, Someone else feels this way, too. He glances at Roman and Virgil and can see the same realization going across their faces. Patton was clearly the bravest of the four of them...objectively.
Out of the corner of his eye, Patton can see Dr. Picani nod, sympathetically, “Thank you for sharing that, Patton. I’m sure the other three feel similarly,” he closes his notebook, “Perhaps next time you all can dive into that with Dr. Sanders.”
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sinsins52 · 6 years ago
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Everything Wrong With Cartoonsins Ep1: Spongebob Squarepants S1 Ep1: Help Wanted
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ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LNHeMeFOdo&t=0s&index=2
1.Okay, just call the video Everything Wrong With Help Wanted, geez.
2.(Description) “-you may have seen an amazing channel by the name of Cinemasins…With incredible humor and accurate movie analysis-” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3.The thumbnail is just the title card, how creative.
4.The text is just thrown up on the title card so I can’t even do the thing where I read the text out of order.
5.”Why would Spongebob ever leave his house without his pants on?” By accident, I assume. It fits for him to just forget in all his excitement.
6.”A human hand in an animated cartoon in the first 15 seconds” Yes And…
7.”That is not how pants work” I was gonna say he’s fine with a human hand…but he isn’t, so I don’t know what to do here.
8.”Why would you have a favorite character? And why would it be SpongeBob?” Why wouldn’t he? Narrators can have favorites too!.
9.”Why is this narrator french?” It’s a reference to Jaques Cousteau
10.”It takes SpongeBob a Loud as a rock concert alarm clock to wake him up” He’s a heavy sleeper, what of it?
11.”And this is the last we will see of Gary for the rest of the episode” Well, yeah. He’s not important for this story.
12.”I’m Ready!” “And so a meme was born in the first episode” Not really a meme nor is this a sin.
13.”How is a place with the word Krusty, which is misspelled by the way so that’s two sins for both Krusty and Krab, the finest eating establishment in Bikini Bottom?” Because the food is just that good to them despite the name.
14.Also, not a misspelling, it’s intentional for the sake of alliteration.
15.”Whose first words were Can I take your order?” “That is not possible for a baby” It’s not crazy likely but it is possible.
16”How old were you to be making things out of toothpicks in woodshop?”  Whatever age he was in Middle/High School I assume.
17”How did Squidward not know that Mr. Krabs was hiring? He likely did but just forgot since he’s Squidward.
18.”I’ve been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew” “Worst mistake of your life SpongeBob” How?
19.”Physics? What’s a physics” Sinning Cartoon Physics in a cartoon.
20.”How does SpongeBob know Mr. Krabs name?” Mr. Krabs is at least somewhat well know, being the owner of the most popular place in town.
21.”Squidward is a dick to SpongeBob” You may as well sin Patrick for being an idiot while you’re at it.
22.”All these Anchovies particularly screaming Meap are able to hear Squidward and actually calm down” They weren’t really THAT loud though.
23.He gives two sins for that for some reason so…
24.”In the world of SpongeBob, a bunch of Anchovies equals tidal waves.” I think that makes sense under this cartoon-y logic.
25.”SpongeBob has time to dance between all of this” When you’re doing it this quickly, you can spare some extra seconds
26.”The ocean of Anchovies decided to calm down because plot convenience” He said over clips of them eating the patties they were hungry for.
27.”Patrick’s gonna have to pay for all that, right?” Nothing says he doesn’t, at least this time.
SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 27
SENTENCE: Being naked (Didn’t’ rip it off from him, sssh)
This had less sins than I expected, given he had well over 100. I honestly kinda liked this video, there were some fun things he pointed and not quite as many big mistakes as I expected going on. It’s a bit long but not bad. Even if he’s stealing my job.
Next week, we honor October with some spooky sin sins. Well, more wacky than spooky…
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britishchick09 · 4 years ago
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danger force double livewatch!
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today we’re doing a special livewatch... a double feature! i’ve been looking everywhere for ‘test friends’ and ‘lil dynomite’, which were taken down by dailymotion for a while. now that i’ve finally found them, it’s time to see what i’ve been missing!
first up is ‘test friends’!
oh no why is ray angry
WHY CAN’T BOSE FEEL HIS ARMS
is this an intricate training thing?
bose: ‘orphan sock!!!’ OMG NOOO!!
OMG the socks exploded!!!!!
wowza what awesome laundry! :D
hey this is the clip i watched on the henry danger force youtube!!! :D
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YAS!!! :D
chapa: “harmony check!” all: “in tuuuune!!!!!” :D
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what cute poses! :D
oh no they have 7 POSES???
miles thought captain man would ‘just be there’ lol :D
think is the forbidden ‘t’ word *LOUD GASP!*
captain man: “ts” the kids: ??? captain man: “the same” the kids are me when my friends say internet slang
miles said ‘chicken tendies’ ^_^
schwoz: “great group of kids!” captain man: “too bad i can’t trust them...” schwoz: *le GASP*
oh no captain man’s gonna prove that the kids are untrustworthy DID YOU SEE RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON
speaking of that awesome movie captain man’s acting a lot like raya...
captain man’s spying on them! :o
even swellview academy has surprise tests!
ray’s putting the answers on his podium... ;)
he’s talking like a fancy guy and chapa’s like ‘why are you talking like a book” lol :D
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NO MIKA!!!!
mika: “no!!!” ray: “yesssss.....” ray WHY YOU SO SNEAKY
bose: “this answer key is tearing us apart!” you’re tearing me apart, answer key!
aaand he literally tears it apart! nice bose! :D
schwoz wants ray to let go but all ray does is want to make the tests harder... WHY ART THOU A MAN OF SILLY PROPORTIONS RAY MANCHESTER???
wait did silly man just say ‘man ladder’
the intro is at 7:30! how long that is! :o
i love how ray tells them to shut up lol :D
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a cute bird house! :D
ray said ‘talketh’ coolio :D
oh no... TRUST FALL!!!!!!
bose saved him with levitation and the other kids grabbed pillows! how sweet :)
mika: “obvi” how ts of you mika!
ray wants to test them... WHEN THEY”RE ALONE >:)
bose is being prank called by ray aka ‘bose of the future’ AND OF COURSE HE’S GONNA FALL FOR IT HE’S BOSE!!!!
oh bose just said ‘wrong number’! how very mature of him!
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YAAAAS RAYAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :D
ray’s prank for miles was luring him to ice cream while mika gets a speech review? ok...
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CHAPA HAS TO USE AOL BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T HAVE A PHONE OMG
no miles found the ice cream.... AND HE’S TEMPTED!!
ray: ‘in the future, ray turns evil!” monsty reference? :o
ray: “destroy ray... no matter how good looking he is!” lol :D
miles went for carrots! :o
aww bose ‘loves ray too much’ :)
ray: “e before i except in july! amen!” ha ha :D
MIKA SCREAMED INTO THE ESSAY LOL!!!
the swellview version of instagram is swellgram :D
schwoz says ‘way’ like ‘vay’ and i love it :D
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awww!!!! :D
oh bose believed ray!
schwoz spilled the beans! :o
OH NO THE LAUNDRY LEVEL IS AT 1000!!!
the baby goat bleating is so cute! ^_^
the vid went to an ad just as schwoz said ‘manche-’ and i thought he was about to say ‘manchild’ lol :D
mika: “i passed!” miles: “we all passed!” goat: “MEHHHH!!!!!!!!!” :D
oh no are the kids gonna do something bad :o
OMG miles just called ray ‘rayman esther manchester’ OHHH!!!!!!! :o
ray wanted them to eat a scorpion WHY RAY
miles teleported to ray and instantly went back lol :D
goat: “buhh jerry!” OMG IT TALKED!!!
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ice cream party! :D
schwoz: “it’s a real milestone” eyyy ;D
schwoz says it all the time lol :D
ray’s been gone FOR A WEEK????
they all think it’s a prank but what if it’s real?
IT’S BEEN ANOTHER WEEK WHY
bose: ‘he’s taken this fake desert test really far” i don’t think it’s fake bose...
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OMG RAY NO
why does he look like al from quantum leap but crazy af
THE KIDS TURNED HIM OFF
and they got to do the supes illustrated shoot all on their own!
WAIT DID CHAPA SAY THEY WERE IN PHOENIX???? :o
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ray BUSTED!!!!
oh no is chapa sending the prank pic she deleted
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dan schneider who lol :D
last but not least is ‘lil dynomite’!
omg there’s smoke everywhere!
and a treasurechest monster? :o
awww mika’s locker is her only personal space :/
she wants ray to put the monster in miles locker lol :D
the monster wants to eat swans ew :/
bose said the ‘mangenda’
ooh they said the title of the ep!
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awww lil dynomite is cute!
he says ‘hello sir!’ :D
he’s ‘4 feet 10 inches of-’ neverending joy and smiles?
a country duo is signing a song called ‘almond milk’
66 DOLLARS A TICKET WTF
‘life size board game night? gayle from bob’s burgers wants your number ray...
ray during game night: “did i ever tell you the last time i saw my father?” ...ok :/
country lady: “there’s some flashbacks at table 5″ lol :D
they’re called court and courtney! :D
chapa: “almond milk feeds my soul!” YAS!
mika: “who would miss almond milk?” lady: “it’s funny you’re missing almond milk right now!” OHHHHH
OMG THE OTHER LADY SAID ‘BEAUTIFUL WIFE’!!!! :D
lady: “we have another song for you. it’s called..” her and other lady: ‘SHUT YOUR MOUTH’!!” lol :D
ray: “anybody hungy?” lol :D
ray: “you love my manflaps!” THAT PANCAKE NAME SOUNDS DISGUSTING OUT OF CONTEXT
OMG LIL DYNOMITE IS THE 5TH MEMBER
AND THEY KEEP SAYING ‘MANFLAPS’!!!!
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he looks like a smol henry... :o
chapa said ‘booty hurt’ lol :D
why is the chest monster still there?
OMG CAPTAIN MAN ASKED THAT MUST AS I TYPED IT! :o
lil d stole bose’s mangenda job! :o
CAPTAIN MAN CALLED BRAINSTORM ‘BRAINBENDER’ NOOO :o
lil d reminds me of speedy alka seltzer with his ‘gee whiz!’ attitude
NO LIL D HAS MIKA’S LOCKER!!!!
miles *screaming*: “YOU MONSTER!!!!!!” you tell him miles!
the news people are back!
captain man and lil d played a non-copyrighted cover of ‘blinding light’ lol :D
lil d is making hair gel WITH CONDORS NO >:(
bose: “oh where is my brain?” it’s in a storm EYYY :D
lil d emphasizes ‘captain MAN’ and it’s so weird
the chest monster is singing lol :D
OMG HOMER SIMPSON BROKE THE NUCLEAR REACTOR
mika: ‘how did you get hired here?” nuclear lady: “i slammed the interview!!!”
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it’s MELTY NOOO!!!!!
lil d: “wish me luck mans and sirs!” gee whiz what a quote!
HOLY FRICK WAS HE MELTED????
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geez that’s rough!!! :o
chapa: “poor little guy... he just wanted to help” aww they care about him :(
captain man: “that better be awol!” awol: “i’m sorry what” captain man: “NOOOOO!!!!!!” AND HE BROKE THE LAST CONDOR EGG EVER NOOOOO!!!!!
chest monster: “never would’ve happened if you brought the chest monster along!” chapa: “SHUT UP CHEST MONSTER!’ yeah!
RAY WAS GONNA ADOPT LIL D :o
chapa’s trying to hit ray but she keeps hitting lil d HE GONNA DIE
why did the chest monster say “get wrecked” :(
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ooh schwoz hologram
awww schwoz built the healing suit to give him powers!
OH CRAP LIL D DED!!!
captain man was gonna feed lil d to the chest monster :o
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OH CRAP U DED C MAN!!!!!
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HOLY FRICK
awww the kids are defending captain man!
AND LIL D JUST CALLED HIM A MANCHILD! :o
wait captain man has daddy issues
THEY’RE ALL SCREAMING
NO LIL D NO!!!!
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GO DANGER FORCE!!! :D
ray right after lil d and awol teleport away: “...we still doing movie night?” lol :D
those were the new(ish) danger force eps! i-
*record scratch*
wait...
THERE’S MORE!!! you thought this was just a double livewatch? i’ve sneakily turned it into a TRIPLE livewatch! this has been a lot of fun so we’re watching the other ep i missed out on!
the final ep of this forcetastic livewatch is ...‘monsty’!
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double bubble toil trouble... :)
mika walks in screaming “WHERE’S MY MEAT???” just go to wendy’s!
mika is wearing captain man’s clothes because she did a bad thing! :o
ooh thunder!
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spongebob who?
chapa: “you go to your dentist once a month?” lol :D
bose: “33 months? that’s like a hundred years!” miles *softly*: “buddy...”
mika: *breaks a glass* MIKA’S BROKEN A GLASS MIKA’S BROKEN A GLASS! (paul would be proud!)
is this what she’s freaked out about?
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lol :D
bose: “WE LUV YOU DANNY CHEEEESST!!!!” double lol :D
there’s a ‘struggle for candy equality’
bose: “what’s a jury duty?” captain man: “when you turn 18- like i did a couple years ago” more like a billion couple years ago! :D
did mika go to jury duty to make up for the glass?
ray thinks left handed people cheat on taxes why
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HE MEMED THE MEME!!!!!
and he thinks all people have 2 first names lol
WOAH mika was gonna CLONE ray???? :o
a tongue is god’s napkin
THUNDER STRIKE!!!
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omg TINY RAY!!!!!
chapa: “is there a tiny ray shooting a blaster?” ray: “there’s an old ray doing that but that’s another story for another week” great fourth wall reference! ...and possible ‘gnight everybody?’
oh no she cloned ray THE SCARY WAY???
mika: “this is where the story starts to get weird” chapa: “starts to?” lol :D
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OMG IT RAYENSTEIN!!!! :O
so that’s monsty!
monsty peed everywhere ew :(
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twins! :D
also that’s monsty’s pee bucket double ew :(
chest monster was teleported away! rip chestie
bose keeps calling ray ‘sir’ is that like lil d?
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i wonder if that’s a real phone number...
danny chest: “now we have... 100 dollars in pledges” ...oh :/
chapa called him ‘danny boi’ lol :D
DANNY’S THREATENING TO LAUNCH THE GANG AWAY
captain man: “surprise villain! classic!”
they were locked up and captain man said it was a classic!
jennifer lawrence donated 10 thousand! :D
launching off of mountains only ‘hurts for a second’ according to ray
WHO JUST GOT A PEE BUCKET HEAD :o
mika: “captain man wants us to say cool stuff before we use our powers!” how very sailor moon of you ray!
mika called bose ‘honey’ lol :D
CHAPA WANTS HIM TO LIFT THE ANVIL
miles wants monsty to help!!! :D
why is there dramatic music playing in the monsty teleport flashback
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awww :D
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awwww!!!!!! :D
HE’S IN THE DUNGEON WITH CHEST MONSTER
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YAS CHEST MONSTER!!!
bose dropped the anvil on captain man WHY
chapa to mika: “SCREAM GIRL!!!!” YAS! :D
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omg DUST :o
mika: “monsty’s coming through that door right now!” monsty: *doesn’t come through that door* awk-ward....
HE BROKE THROUGH THE DOOR YAS!!!! :D
danny hit monsty NOOOO :o
mika: “can you zap monsty?” chapa: “i can, but that’s mean” mika: “i know, but-” chapa: “i’ll still do it tho” lol
YAS MONSTY HIT DANNY WITH THE ANVIL!!!! :D
oh no is monsty gonna accidentally launch them
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captain man go YEET!
monsty: “rut roh!” *wah wah wah wahhhh...*
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how fancy!
captain: “time to distribute the employee of the month award to someone who has had great courage and sacrifice... mika can you get out of the way please” lol :D
aww monsty is the employee of the month!
AND MIKA IS PROUD!!!! :D
and schwoz did jury duty :) *wah wah wah wahhhh!!!!*
that was a great trio of eps! it was fun getting back to danger force and i can’t wait to see what will happen in the next eps! :D
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aprilpillkington · 6 years ago
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Ah, the GIF. We’ve all seen them. They populate the Internet on blogs and social media and are part of what makes news and entertainment sites like Buzzfeed very popular. When a GIF is used with the right content, it can go viral, which is why it has become a powerful marketing tool. Whether you are using it on Twitter, your blog, website or other social media channel, you can now create one easily. There are plenty of free and premium online tools which let you create GIF files quickly, but before you get started, what is a GIF file? A GIF (with the file extension, .gif) is basically an image file format that is animated by combining several other images or frames into a single file. This single file is encoded as graphics interchange format (better known as GIF). Unlike the JPEG image format (.jpg), GIFs typically use a compression algorithm referred to as LZW encoding that does not degrade the image quality and allows for easy storing of the file in bytes. The multiple images within a single GIF file are displayed in succession to create an animated clip or a short movie. By default, animated GIFs display the sequence of images only once, stopping when the last image or frame is displayed, although it can also loop endlessly or stop after a few sequences. But social sites like Tumblr and GIF creation tools like Giphy gained in popularity more recently and a GIF can be an effective and low-impact replacement for a video and, essentially, valuable as a business tool. GIFs are often used for bite-sized entertainment and as statements, replies or comments in online conversations. They are also commonly used online to convey reactions, illustrate or explain concepts or products in a fun, creative and succinct way, and also to make GIF art. Take, for example, this visually striking form of GIF art by Graphics artist Kevin Burg and photographer Jamie Beck, depicting a scene at a New York Fashion Week. In an interview with Time magazine, Beck likened it to freezing time and letting a single moment live, breathe. Not surprisingly, the popularity of GIFs now defines the Internet’s lexicon, legitimized by Oxford Dictionary naming it the Word of the Year in 2012. And GIF art, itself, is legitimized by contemporary art galleries and institutions like the Museum of the Moving Image in New York City that showcase the best GIF art pieces by talented young graphics artists. Abigail Posner, Head of Strategic Planning and Agency Development at Google, writing in Fast Company says animated GIFs With Sound and other such visual media like memes “reconnect us to an essential part of ourselves.” The GIF graphics file format was created by Steve Wilhite in 1987 at CompuServe. In the years since, a debate has been raging as to the correct way to pronounce “GIF”: Is it pronounced “jif” as in the peanut butter, or “gif” with a hard ‘G’ as in “gift?” Most people pronounce it “gif” with a hard ‘G’, but Wilhite, who was honored with a Webby Lifetime Achievement award in 2013 for inventing the GIF format, insists it is pronounced as “jif.” “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” Mr. Wilhite said. “They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” GIF has become the calling card of modern Internet culture. Businesses — large and small — have embraced the file format and use it to liven up their messages online. Many savvy businesses, for example, edit, rearrange or combine one or more video sources to create an absurd juxtaposition designed deliberately to emphasize a minor detail or fire off a quick market commentary. Aside from using GIFs as a medium for humorous effect and to show a fun, likable company culture, many brands and creative agencies commonly create GIFs that have commercial messages and seamless advertisements, such as banners and leaderboards. A seamless product 360-rotation demo can also be a highly effective animation. It helps illustrate the product design and generate interest.
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But if the algorithm, FBI agent, or reptilian globalist behind your browsing habits is anything like mine, you’ll have seen another type of Vine comp in the YouTube recommended section. Videos with deadpan, cumbersome titles like “Underrated and overrated Vines that redeem me” and “Vines that get me friggin jazzed”. For the most part, the awkwardly preplanned “skits” that plagued Vine’s comedy section are gone, and instead, these compilations celebrate the head scratching, esoteric underbelly of Vine that was always there. Like obsessive DJs scouring record shops for old overlooked 12”s, introducing oddities to mainstream audiences and recontextualising classics, these uploaders have turned the Vine compilation into a different beast, unique from the platform itself, a kind of midway point between internet art and mixtape. Similar to constructing a decent mixtape for a friend or crush, there’s a few things you should bear in mind if you want to create a fire Vine compilation to share with the world. Hold on to your croissants. If you want to get some traffic rolling in, you’ll need to pick your title wisely. It’s difficult to describe the tone you should try to emulate, but it’s essentially a kind of sleepy post-irony – just scan some @dril tweets to get a flavour. There’s also a soothing familiarity and repetition to these videos, and some of the titles speak to that self-care utility, referencing how they might help assuage symptoms of anxiety or depression.
The market has been flooded in the past six months, so if you want your comp to really slap and do big numbers, you’ll have to study the competition, and do some Vine-mining of your own. The app is still running as an archive-cum-memorial of saved Vines, so if you dig hard enough, you can still find some hidden gems that no-one has seen before. This is an essential rule for most collections of art – how do your Vines fit together? Do you want to hit them with a few classics at the start to ease them in before the weird shit? Do you want your compilation to tell a story? Could there be a thematic link between the Shetland Pony tip toein’ in his Jordans and the old dudes in the playground yelling “I’m a cowboy, baby!”? Recording and visual artists think hard about the movement of their work before releasing an album or presenting a collection: you should too. It occurs to me now that I may be overthinking something that defies satisfactory analysis, but we’ve come this far, and you’re still reading, so let’s just power through, shall we? Shooting straight from the hip here, just so you don’t have to: I watch Vine compilations when I’m sitting on the toilet. It’s okay. We all do. It struck me during one of these trips to the WC that the length of the average bowel movement is actually a decent yardstick to consider when you’re figuring out how long to make your fail compilation. Generally, over five minutes so it feels substantial, but any more than 10 and you run the very real risk of leg cramps – sorry, boredom. If you want to take your social media strategy to the next level and really say what you mean online, it’s essential that you know how to make a GIF. You can use GIFs to create eye-catching ads, or to connect with your followers through relatable moments from pop culture. This article will show you how to make a GIF, and also explore the most effective ways to use them on social media and beyond. The Graphics Interchange Format, or GIF, chains together multiple bitmap (BMP) files into a single animated image. Each pixel within a GIF can be one of 256 colors, which is why GIFs generally look low-res compared to other videos we see online. GIF have lower frame rates, too, which works to their advantage. More frames equal bigger files, and GIFs need to stay small and shareable. You could think of GIFs as the midpoint between images and videos. The main advantage of using GIFs is that you can tell a story quickly, and it doesn’t take much bandwidth to load them—making them perfect for mobile. If you’ve ever thought GIFs seem a little primitive, well, that’s because they are: the animated GIF has existed in its current state for 30 years, predating the Internet itself! GIFs have exploded in popularity in recent years. GIPHY, one of the web’s more popular GIF databases, claims to have over 300 million daily active users. Last month, Google acquired Tenor, a keyboard app and GIF archive designed to help iOS, Android and desktop users find the GIFs they want quickly. Tenor processes over 400 million GIF searches per day. GIF was 2012’s Word of the Year, and even though we engage with GIFs every day, we can’t seem to agree on their pronunciation. Is the G soft (like gin) or hard (like giggle)? In my humble opinion, it’s “GIF”, not “JIF.” Remember, GIF stands for Graphic Interchange Format: that’s graphic, not jraphic. I’m willing to die on this hill, but you don’t have to agree with me. Steve Wilhite, grandfather of GIFs, initiated a storm of Internet discussion when he accepted a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Webby’s in 2013. His five-word speech expressed solidarity with the soft G camp, proclaiming, “It’s pronounced ‘JIF’ not ‘GIF!” Cue side-eyes from half of the Internet. Ultimately, there’s no right way to say GIF. Even the Oxford English Dictionary has remained neutral on the issue. The debate will probably rage on until we invent a new file type to express our feelings online.
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Even if you can’t decide how to say it, it’s still fundamental that you learn how to make a GIF. Let’s check out the basic steps, then explore some tools to help you make GIFs With Sound in a jiffy. If you’re looking to make a GIF quickly, the best approach is using a GIF conversion site like GIPHY, Make A Gif, or Gifs.com. These platforms all function slightly differently, but the following steps will give you a rough idea of what to expect when you’re using them to make a GIF for the first time. 1. Choose the video you’d like to make into a GIF The best GIFs target relatable moments that apply to specific feelings or situations. Pick something that will resonate with your target audience. For example, in my article about YouTube ads, I used a GIF of someone angrily smashing their computer with a hammer. If you’ve ever had your solo kitchen dance party interrupted by an unskippable ad, you can probably relate. Find a video that captures your moment. You can use one you’ve saved to your computer or mobile device, or search online: YouTube and Vimeo are widely-used resources for clips. 2. Upload the video for conversion If you’re uploading your own video, select that option within the converter you’ve chosen, and upload the video. If you’re using a video hosted on YouTube or Vimeo, paste the complete URL into the converter’s URL field. 3. Establish the length of your GIF When you’ve uploaded your video file, isolate the moment you’d like to capture by bookending it with timestamps. GIFs support up to 3 minutes of footage, but two to six seconds is more than ideal. 4. Optional step: add text GIFs don’t include sound, so you can add text for extra direction or meaning. Subtitles can provide context if you’re GIF-ing a quotable moment. Alternatively, you can use text to highlight a situation or feeling you’re hoping to express with the GIF (e.g., “Social media influencers be like…”). 5. Download your GIF If you’re on desktop, you’ll notice that if you try to open the newly-downloaded GIF file it won’t be animated, and instead shows a series of frames. Don’t panic! Simply drag the GIF into your web browser and the animation will start looping. On mobile, GIFs play instantly when opened. These are the basic steps of how to make a GIF, but there are actually several different approaches, especially if you want to use your own source material.
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Ah, the GIF. We’ve all seen them. They populate the Internet on blogs and social media and are part of what makes news and entertainment sites like Buzzfeed very popular. When a GIF is used with the right content, it can go viral, which is why it has become a powerful marketing tool. Whether you are using it on Twitter, your blog, website or other social media channel, you can now create one easily. There are plenty of free and premium online tools which let you create GIF files quickly, but before you get started, what is a GIF file? A GIF (with the file extension, .gif) is basically an image file format that is animated by combining several other images or frames into a single file. This single file is encoded as graphics interchange format (better known as GIF). Unlike the JPEG image format (.jpg), GIFs typically use a compression algorithm referred to as LZW encoding that does not degrade the image quality and allows for easy storing of the file in bytes. The multiple images within a single GIF file are displayed in succession to create an animated clip or a short movie. By default, animated GIFs With Sound display the sequence of images only once, stopping when the last image or frame is displayed, although it can also loop endlessly or stop after a few sequences. But social sites like Tumblr and GIF creation tools like Giphy gained in popularity more recently and a GIF can be an effective and low-impact replacement for a video and, essentially, valuable as a business tool. GIFs are often used for bite-sized entertainment and as statements, replies or comments in online conversations. They are also commonly used online to convey reactions, illustrate or explain concepts or products in a fun, creative and succinct way, and also to make GIF art. Take, for example, this visually striking form of GIF art by Graphics artist Kevin Burg and photographer Jamie Beck, depicting a scene at a New York Fashion Week. In an interview with Time magazine, Beck likened it to freezing time and letting a single moment live, breathe. Not surprisingly, the popularity of GIFs now defines the Internet’s lexicon, legitimized by Oxford Dictionary naming it the Word of the Year in 2012. And GIF art, itself, is legitimized by contemporary art galleries and institutions like the Museum of the Moving Image in New York City that showcase the best GIF art pieces by talented young graphics artists. Abigail Posner, Head of Strategic Planning and Agency Development at Google, writing in Fast Company says animated GIFs With Sound and other such visual media like memes “reconnect us to an essential part of ourselves.” The GIF graphics file format was created by Steve Wilhite in 1987 at CompuServe. In the years since, a debate has been raging as to the correct way to pronounce “GIF”: Is it pronounced “jif” as in the peanut butter, or “gif” with a hard ‘G’ as in “gift?” Most people pronounce it “gif” with a hard ‘G’, but Wilhite, who was honored with a Webby Lifetime Achievement award in 2013 for inventing the GIF format, insists it is pronounced as “jif.” “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” Mr. Wilhite said. “They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” GIF has become the calling card of modern Internet culture. Businesses — large and small — have embraced the file format and use it to liven up their messages online. Many savvy businesses, for example, edit, rearrange or combine one or more video sources to create an absurd juxtaposition designed deliberately to emphasize a minor detail or fire off a quick market commentary. Aside from using GIFs as a medium for humorous effect and to show a fun, likable company culture, many brands and creative agencies commonly create GIFs that have commercial messages and seamless advertisements, such as banners and leaderboards. A seamless product 360-rotation demo can also be a highly effective animation. It helps illustrate the product design and generate interest.
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Moreover, GIF file format is supported by nearly all Web browsers and Apple’s iOS also supports GIF  but not its rival Flash. So GIF has become popular with brands marketing on social media, news media and the mobile Web. A looping GIF perfectly embedded into an article and published at just the right places can deliver your message powerfully. Several image editing programs like Adobe Photoshop, GIMP and Microsoft GIF Animator can be used to create simple animated GIFs that spread short company videos or messages across the Web. If you’d like to create and share videos longer than a few seconds, however, you might want to use the MPEG format because the GIF format is not as efficient with video clips longer than a few seconds. Social media is fun—why else would we spend so much time on it? Brands who manage to stay human and share authentically can create a deep and special relationship with their audience, and funny/weird/endearing GIFs can be a part of that. Want to give your audience a closer look at your product? GIFs With Sound can show off the kind of details and motion that can entice shoppers. Who’s using it? Marie Claire took advantage of the GIF format to offer viewers a look at a product: their killer gladiator sandals. Sometimes it’s a lot easier to explain something in an image than it would be with words. For step-by-step how-tos, following along with processes, or even quick recipes, a GIF can be exactly what you need. Saying “thank you” with a GIF on Twitter can provide an extra touch of delight. Our own Kevan Lee shows you how in this quick video: Think a GIF is too brief a vessel to get a real point across? I was skeptical, too, until I saw some of the amazing mini-presentations that can be shared in this format. GIFs can be particularly effective when you want to string multiple still images together to tell a story of motion or change over time. Got a TV or print advertisement you want to get a bit more play out of? Transfer it into GIF form! A really awesome way to use a GIF is to give your audience context into a piece of data or statistic through an animated diagram or graphic. Want to share just a tiny look at a future product, big announcement or upcoming release? A GIF can be the perfect bite-size teaser. Give your audience a peek inside your company: Who you are, what you look like, what makes you laugh and what you’re up to every day at work. GIFs can be a fun, lighthearted way to share a bit of your company culture and bring your fans closer to you. Pronounced gif or jif, the GIF file type was originally designed for graphics, but it's now most commonly used for simple animated images on the Web. It might be easiest to think of a GIF as a tiny movie that plays over and over in your web browser. This video from PBS gives a really nice introduction to the history of the GIF file format. Google has made it a lot easier to find animated GIFs. Just go to images.google.com in your web browser, enter your search term, then select Search Tools > Type > Animated. This is the image search tool we've used a lot in our office. It's been really fun to surprise each other with animated GIFs of our favorite TV shows and movies. There are animated GIFs out there for almost anything you can think of, so have fun looking for them! A Youtube compilation is a fun montage video assembled from the best parts of other videos. Compilations can be of sports highlights, fail videos, Vines, or anything else. Each clip adds to the total of the compilation and makes sense with the other clips. Think about the theme of your compilation to find videos. Do you want it to just be interviews with a celebrity? Or also clips of their acting? Do you want your music video compilation to only have the chorus? Or connect through a specific visual? You can use as many or as few as you like. To keep track of your videos you can keep their tabs open or write down a list of links. Upload the videos to the Kapwing video montage maker. You can copy and paste the links directly so you don’t have to download anything from Youtube. Once your clips are done uploading click “Edit trim” to trim them to the part you want in your compilation. You can choose the dimensions of the video using the drop down menu. Reorder the clips as you see fit. When you feel like your compilation is done, click Create! You can share the Kapwing link to your video or download the video to your device and share the file via text, email, or social media. Most of us have pretty much never lived our adult lives without the internet. It’s affected us in innumerable ways – some good, some very bad – and despite not really knowing what a world without it looks like, it still continues to surprise us. In our Extremely Online series, we explore the apps, trends, subcultures, and all the other weird stuff the internet continues to offer. Cruelly neglected by its sugar daddy Twitter, the short-form video platform Vine shut down for good January 17 2017, much to the disappointment of fans of excessive bass boosting and Spongebob Squarepants. Mourning the loss of fresh, high concept, whip-sharp fast comedy, most turned to YouTube, where people were already archiving the most iconic, face-hurtingly funny of Vines. These YouTube compilations, generally created while Vine was still alive and well, were 10-minute selections from about a given month of uploads on the app. They were heavily monetised and bookended by obnoxious movie editor stock intros and crap music. This was the digital petri dish from which the bacteria of vlogger Nash Grier and the Paul brothers festered and spread. With Vine shutting off the tap as it were, these styles of videos stopped appearing for the most part, and Vine’s breakout stars jumped ship to create their own longer form YouTube content.
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But if the algorithm, FBI agent, or reptilian globalist behind your browsing habits is anything like mine, you’ll have seen another type of Vine comp in the YouTube recommended section. Videos with deadpan, cumbersome titles like “Underrated and overrated Vines that redeem me” and “Vines that get me friggin jazzed”. For the most part, the awkwardly preplanned “skits” that plagued Vine’s comedy section are gone, and instead, these compilations celebrate the head scratching, esoteric underbelly of Vine that was always there. Like obsessive DJs scouring record shops for old overlooked 12”s, introducing oddities to mainstream audiences and recontextualising classics, these uploaders have turned the Vine compilation into a different beast, unique from the platform itself, a kind of midway point between internet art and mixtape. Similar to constructing a decent mixtape for a friend or crush, there’s a few things you should bear in mind if you want to create a fire Vine compilation to share with the world. Hold on to your croissants. If you want to get some traffic rolling in, you’ll need to pick your title wisely. It’s difficult to describe the tone you should try to emulate, but it’s essentially a kind of sleepy post-irony – just scan some @dril tweets to get a flavour. There’s also a soothing familiarity and repetition to these videos, and some of the titles speak to that self-care utility, referencing how they might help assuage symptoms of anxiety or depression.
The market has been flooded in the past six months, so if you want your comp to really slap and do big numbers, you’ll have to study the competition, and do some Vine-mining of your own. The app is still running as an archive-cum-memorial of saved Vines, so if you dig hard enough, you can still find some hidden gems that no-one has seen before. This is an essential rule for most collections of art – how do your Vines fit together? Do you want to hit them with a few classics at the start to ease them in before the weird shit? Do you want your fail compilation to tell a story? Could there be a thematic link between the Shetland Pony tip toein’ in his Jordans and the old dudes in the playground yelling “I’m a cowboy, baby!”? Recording and visual artists think hard about the movement of their work before releasing an album or presenting a collection: you should too. It occurs to me now that I may be overthinking something that defies satisfactory analysis, but we’ve come this far, and you’re still reading, so let’s just power through, shall we? Shooting straight from the hip here, just so you don’t have to: I watch Vine compilations when I’m sitting on the toilet. It’s okay. We all do. It struck me during one of these trips to the WC that the length of the average bowel movement is actually a decent yardstick to consider when you’re figuring out how long to make your fail compilation. Generally, over five minutes so it feels substantial, but any more than 10 and you run the very real risk of leg cramps – sorry, boredom. If you want to take your social media strategy to the next level and really say what you mean online, it’s essential that you know how to make a GIF. You can use GIFs to create eye-catching ads, or to connect with your followers through relatable moments from pop culture. This article will show you how to make a GIF, and also explore the most effective ways to use them on social media and beyond. The Graphics Interchange Format, or GIF, chains together multiple bitmap (BMP) files into a single animated image. Each pixel within a GIF can be one of 256 colors, which is why GIFs generally look low-res compared to other videos we see online. GIF have lower frame rates, too, which works to their advantage. More frames equal bigger files, and GIFs need to stay small and shareable. You could think of GIFs as the midpoint between images and videos. The main advantage of using GIFs is that you can tell a story quickly, and it doesn’t take much bandwidth to load them—making them perfect for mobile. If you’ve ever thought GIFs seem a little primitive, well, that’s because they are: the animated GIF has existed in its current state for 30 years, predating the Internet itself! GIFs have exploded in popularity in recent years. GIPHY, one of the web’s more popular GIF databases, claims to have over 300 million daily active users. Last month, Google acquired Tenor, a keyboard app and GIF archive designed to help iOS, Android and desktop users find the GIFs they want quickly. Tenor processes over 400 million GIF searches per day. GIF was 2012’s Word of the Year, and even though we engage with GIFs every day, we can’t seem to agree on their pronunciation. Is the G soft (like gin) or hard (like giggle)? In my humble opinion, it’s “GIF”, not “JIF.” Remember, GIF stands for Graphic Interchange Format: that’s graphic, not jraphic. I’m willing to die on this hill, but you don’t have to agree with me. Steve Wilhite, grandfather of GIFs, initiated a storm of Internet discussion when he accepted a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Webby’s in 2013. His five-word speech expressed solidarity with the soft G camp, proclaiming, “It’s pronounced ‘JIF’ not ‘GIF!” Cue side-eyes from half of the Internet. Ultimately, there’s no right way to say GIF. Even the Oxford English Dictionary has remained neutral on the issue. The debate will probably rage on until we invent a new file type to express our feelings online.
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Even if you can’t decide how to say it, it’s still fundamental that you learn how to make a GIF. Let’s check out the basic steps, then explore some tools to help you make GIFs With Sound in a jiffy. If you’re looking to make a GIF quickly, the best approach is using a GIF conversion site like GIPHY, Make A Gif, or Gifs.com. These platforms all function slightly differently, but the following steps will give you a rough idea of what to expect when you’re using them to make a GIF for the first time. 1. Choose the video you’d like to make into a GIF The best GIFs target relatable moments that apply to specific feelings or situations. Pick something that will resonate with your target audience. For example, in my article about YouTube ads, I used a GIF of someone angrily smashing their computer with a hammer. If you’ve ever had your solo kitchen dance party interrupted by an unskippable ad, you can probably relate. Find a video that captures your moment. You can use one you’ve saved to your computer or mobile device, or search online: YouTube and Vimeo are widely-used resources for clips. 2. Upload the video for conversion If you’re uploading your own video, select that option within the converter you’ve chosen, and upload the video. If you’re using a video hosted on YouTube or Vimeo, paste the complete URL into the converter’s URL field. 3. Establish the length of your GIF When you’ve uploaded your video file, isolate the moment you’d like to capture by bookending it with timestamps. GIFs support up to 3 minutes of footage, but two to six seconds is more than ideal. 4. Optional step: add text GIFs don’t include sound, so you can add text for extra direction or meaning. Subtitles can provide context if you’re GIF-ing a quotable moment. Alternatively, you can use text to highlight a situation or feeling you’re hoping to express with the GIF (e.g., “Social media influencers be like…”). 5. Download your GIF If you’re on desktop, you’ll notice that if you try to open the newly-downloaded GIF file it won’t be animated, and instead shows a series of frames. Don’t panic! Simply drag the GIF into your web browser and the animation will start looping. On mobile, GIFs play instantly when opened. These are the basic steps of how to make a GIF, but there are actually several different approaches, especially if you want to use your own source material.
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