#and I feel like Sheldon would make more sophisticated politically incorrect social faux pas

[theromanticrationalist]

Raj: “Fine, if you want something to do, there’s about six months of data on this hard drive. Why don’t you go through it and see if you can spot any patterns or anomalies?” Sheldon: “Yep! I’m on it!” Raj: “Yeah, whatever it takes to keep you busy for a few hours.” Sheldon: “Found one!” Raj: “No you didn’t. There are millions of data points there!” Sheldon: “But, look, an optical transient.” Raj: “Yeah, maybe that is something. How did you do that?” Sheldon: “It wasn’t difficult. You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red, but when they’re twin primes, they’re pink and smell like gasoline?” Raj: “No.” Sheldon: “Huh! I guess I’m a special boy! You know, sometimes when a boy is special, he gets a Fudgsicle. Which, by the way, tastes like the speed of light.” The Big Bang Theory Season 9x12 The Sales Call Sublimination