#and I feel like Cass occasionally isn't in prank wars because she's far too good at them | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

valcove · 6 months ago

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Okay, hear me out

Imagine with me. Batman, pedaling as fast as he physically can, on this children's bike, chasing a rogue. It was the only option he had, and he knows he'll be made fun of later by his kids, but he has a mission at the moment, so he can't be bothered to care

And then passing him is Nightwing riding a segway (Nightwing themed, of course), Red Hood wearing heelies, Red Robin on his normal motorbike, and then Damian on a little classic child tricycle.

As it turns out, someone (Alfred) had hidden all the normal vehicles for a prank war, left only Red Robin's motorbike to frame him (because who would suspect Alfred??), and was currently receiving pictures from Barbara to add to a photo album.

Alfred knows he's safe from retaliation, even when they figure out who did it.

#Tim was the only one unaware of the prank due to leaving last and not seeing the other vehicles #no one is pranking alfred back #the way tim gets out of being blamed is because he plays the “listen you guys know I'm smarter than to make myself the obvious choice” card #Bruce is the funniest to see due to the sheer size difference between the bike and him #plus the training wheels-#dc #batfam #batman #robin #red robin #red hood #nightwing #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #tim drake #jason todd #batfamily #dc comics #dcu #damian wayne #dick grayson #gonna be honest I couldn't think of anything for Steph #and I feel like Cass occasionally isn't in prank wars because she's far too good at them #and the others can never win #also not sure on Duke #though he patrols during the day typically so he wouldn't really be featured in this scene anyways

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