#and I don’t torrent cause I don’t have space lmao

[cannibalismpdf]

my dear friends can anyone recommend me some Sites to watch TV shows cause all my trusty ones are not working at all

[alderaani]

pls tell me something more about '53 (Shard?!? i hope he actually does name himself that cause that's absolutely adorable) or Exi or both i love them immediately and i will take any crumb you have to toss my way aND ALSO SINCE I"M ALLOWED TO YELL AT YOU D: WHY WOULD YOU HURT '53 LIKE THIS WHYYYYYY pls pls does he get custom paint??

Emma!!! I was super excited to get this in my inbox, and I have literally been thinking about it for over a week. Thank you for giving me the chance to yell about my new clone kids!!!

Okay, so I have Exi and ‘53 as batchmates, and when they get put into a training squad they’re the babies of the group. Their three other brothers are: Mimic (who absorbs sounds like a sponge, and picks up their trainer’s thick Ringo Vindan accent...the reception isn’t great, but at least he gets a name out of it?), Trite (who doesn’t get his name until they graduate), and Doubles (because his number is CT-8844). Exi and ‘53 are the only two who graduate into the same battalion - Mimic goes to the 212th, Trite goes to the Corrie Guard (where he gets his name 24 hours in by running headfirst into Fox and apologising for the rest of his life) and Doubles goes to some mysterious Special Ops squad they don’t know anything about, and rolls into the squad chat two months late with Starbucks every so often. 

Exi’s name comes from the Latin for scrap metal: exiguo materialis. Exiguo means ‘scant’ and I came up with it because just calling him ‘scrap’ felt a bit too on the nose and I was struggling lmao. But for a better in-universe explanation, he was the squad runt when they first started training together, and his favourite way of retaliating when one of the others annoyed him was catching them with a stun round in training. It got him bad attention from the trainers, so the rest of the squad banded together to teach him better hand to hand before he really landed himself in it, but not before the phrase “careful, or you’ll get exed.” became common in their barracks. It later affectionately got shortened to Exi. 

I HC that Exi is autistic to some degree, and that’s why he needs the relative quiet of the trash compactor room sometimes - it’s his safe space when the noise and chaos of the general barracks gets too overwhelming, or on the opposite end of things, the enforced silence of Kamino is too oppressive. ‘53 has been with Exi the longest, as they were batchmates, and I think they had one kind trainer in early life who recognised that they supported each other and made sure they stayed together. ‘53 knows all the things that make his brother tick, and can compensate for the areas Exi struggles in - for example, he’ll take instructions very literally and compartmentalise strategies and experiences to particular missions, so ‘53 will automatically break them down further for him and explain any ‘hidden’ social context he might have missed. 

Exi is one of Torrent’s best snipers, and it’s an assignment that suits him down to the ground - no matter the mission, the core elements of setting up and scoping out a target generally remain the same. Day to day he’s very scrappy, cheeky, always fiddling with something to keep his hands busy. He loves collecting things and making new items out of them, but keeping busy is also his coping mechanism when things go wrong, so when they got the news that the squad was being given different assignments he was tinkering about with things literally all night, upset about so much change coming at once.

And ‘53!!! ‘53 is baby, I love him. He’s very quiet by nature and extremely empathetic - he tends to know what other people want almost before they do, and will silently take care of whatever the problem is if it’s in his power to do so. He’s the glue that holds a squad together, but I think it also can make him quite anxious. Because he’s so comfortable in the background he does tend to be forgotten about - one of his trainers questioned why he was being sent to an elite unit like the 501st, and the other had to point out that he was literally top of the squad for shots on target. He’s just quietly very competent, but not actually very confident. It’s also the reason he just doesn’t gain a name for so long, because the 501st tends to be a pretty loud environment and he doesn’t push to stand out in it at first. I think Exi has been trying to think of a name for him since they were little cadets, but thinks he’s much better with his hands than words and nothing ever sounds right. 

BUT YES!! I’m sorry for being so mean to ‘53, but the Blue Shadow Virus is a really formative experience for him. He’s one of the few that comes back from that mission...I think the crucible of a near death experience like that settles him a bit, and after that he has a quiet kind of confidence. He doesn’t hesitate to take the name Shard for himself, because while he was dying his ties to his brother were the most important thing to him, and he wanted to immortalise that beyond the physical objects Exi makes him, into something that can’t ever be taken away. And yes I think he does eventually get custom paint! I’m literally just spitballing on the spot here, but maybe he paints his vambraces solid blue but up round the top the colour fragments into little shard-like triangles? And as a nod to the Blue Shadow maybe he paints a stripe of blue across the front of his bucket, across the mouth vents?

[nikosasakis]

Yeah, it tells you towards the end, I think it's at about when you only have 100 characters left. I think it also includes spaces, so it def shortens the amount we can write even more. Back home we've only had HBO for half a year now, I think. And Netflix wasn't that popular up until about a year ago or so. It was either you watch what's on TV, or you find some other way to watch stuff. I can't complain much cause we do have a bit of a quite diverse content back home, and I used to actually 1/3

watch some of my shows on TV, but tbh most of them weren't available anywhere so it's been pretty much downloading everything. I really wish we had a TV version of Spotify. Prices could be higher than the usual £5.99 (and equivalents) but we'd literally have every show currently broadcasting, and it could still def be in a weekly basis not all-at-once like at Neflix, and we wouldn't be running around diff torrent sites looking for a suitable download. Oh yea, one thing is to see spoilers 2/3 on tumblr - it can be avoided or tagged, but in a face-to-face situation at least have the common sense of asking if someone else has seen it before you spoil the whole thing. I'm so used to coming to tumblr on tuesday's mornings and trying to be super careful not to see any 911 spoilers, and today it took me a while to understand why there wasn't much 911 content circling around. I think I'll end up rewatching 911 and ls at some point too. I'm also considering rewatching arrow 3/3

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Oh, that’s annoying that it includes spaces, ugh. Sometimes this website frustrates me. Not that I’d ever leave it. I’m stuck here now 😂

British TV can be kinda weird, and I don’t usually watch a lot of it. Unless it’s like... the Great British Bake Off lmao. 

I wish there was  something like that, that streamed episodes globally as they air. I would genuinely buy it with no hesitation!

Yeah I think I saw one on Facebook, because unfortunately, you can’t tag that but oh well. Also, people are assholes. Unfortunately. 

I’ve usually got the episode downloaded and am making content by now so it’s... weird.... not to be 😅😅

Yes! I watched part of Arrow, but ... I got kinda confused with the plot so I stopped watching. I might actually rewatch Community, because it doesn’t require too much focus.

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

My review/commentary of the movie “Unplanned”

It was literally only me and two other people in the theater so I pulled out my iPod and typed out my comments and thoughts as the movie went along. Here y’all go. Now you don’t have to waste your money (or your time if you were gonna torrent it or something lmao)

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🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

-narration is dull

-lines sound recited

-The abortion scene was overdramatic

-the person holding down the girl who was getting the abortion was portrayed exactly how I expected by these wackjobs. 🙄 “You wanna get it done, don’t you?” Really? Ugh.

-lines are still sounded stilted

-“Never trust a decision you don’t want your mom to know about” 🙄🙄🙄 ...you’re an adult??? Why do you still need mommy holding your hand

-On Saturday’s we only do abortions? The fuck

-at least they also showed the loony religious zealots

-sprinkler scene was funny tho lmao

-“we can’t force them to do anything. “ lmao Mary whatshername sounded sad about that

-hmm...you were at college..why were you worried about your parents finding out you were having sex? You’re an adult

-“rocking with their hands wrapped around the bellies” right. Sure they were. ...🙄🙄🙄🙄

-her husband looks like a douche btw

-🙄🙄 of course an induced abortion is gonna hurt? Your uterus contracts for that shit. You get cramps while on your period so Wtf was she expecting?? No wayyyyy she was not informed about the side effects. There’s literally a tdlr on plan b pills, why wouldn’t there be for abortion pills??? Right like I’m gonna buy that bs

-her mom as portrayed in the movie is a huuuuuge bitch to me even tho I know err body else is gonna think she’s just a Concerned Mama

-hmm. Married twice. Doesn’t sound like she follows the so called good book...

-hmm. At church. So religion is in this mess. Why am I not surprised

-knocking on 25,000 doors? I believe it, actually. Once I had Jehovah’s Witnesses come to my house like three goddamn times in a week

-hm. Dress the director in black during the showing of fetuses. How subtle 🙄🙄🙄

-hmm. Finds out she’s pregnant. Director conveniently offers to “take care of it”. Ughhhhhhhh 🙄

-“if anything it will only encourage them to abort” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 right. Because whenever I see a pregnant lady I think by golly I need me one of those new fangled abortion thingies

-if a patient is unsure, I highly doubt she’d be coerced into going through with the abortion

-“we never call an ambulance”??? How convenient that the callous director is there again. 🙄 “I don’t care if you’re comfortable, just do it!!” Oh Jesus Christ on a crosssssss 🙄🙄🙄🙄

-“just a little blood”. I know they keep on trying to make the director chick evil or whatever but clearly she said this in hyperbole. Imagine if a doctor started panicking and wailing at the sight of blood. 🙄🙄🙄

-music sucks in this movie btw

-38 pregnancies in the space of 4 hours terminated ...hm.. gonna have to look up that stat and see if it’s not bs like the majority of this movie so far

-well I would understand why Cheryl is “beside yourself”. There’s people trying to force their beliefs on others even tho they keep assuring everyone that wE dOnT fOrCe pEoPlE blah blah blahh 🙄🙄🙄

-why does the actress for Abby’s mom literally look only five years older than her wtf

-damn these parents (Abby’s) need to mind their business

-it’s gods will...? Wow. Killer plan, god. 🙄

-goddddd . These religious peaceful protesters are actually more insidious than the yelling lunatics

-planned Parenthood dehumanizes the unborn...! Huh. You care about human life? Just not the women carrying it I guess 🙄🙄🙄

-swear to Christ if my sisters or mom tried to stop me by crying and causing a scene I’d just keep going. Abby judging Rhonda like that. Ok. Keep feeling high and mighty.

-ughhhhh there’s that Mary Lisa quack again

-aaaand another crappy Christian song blegh

-so far, the gist of it: literally everyone in Abby’s life is against her job and current view of PP

-hmm. So Abby wanted to put women’s lives in danger during a hurricane?

-huh. Her new husband is a douche too. What a surprise.

-hmm. Abortion quotas? What bs is this?

-“Abortion is our fries and soda. ABORTION PAYS FOR ALL OF IT. BLEGHHH.” 🙄🙄🙄

-“THESE ARE LITTLE BABIES”. Does . Anyone. In. This. Movie. Ever. Think. About. The. Women. Ever?????? Like, at all? Her husband is a douchhhhheeee

-hmm. Funny they should bring up Dr. Tiller. The planned Parenthood employees were right, the prolifers just wanted to avoid blame with their fake sympathy.

-Mary Lisa is annoying af

-somehow I don’t buy that Abby was sooooooo traumatized by that abortion when she’s had two previous ones.

-“rough day at the office?? Yeah you could say that”! UGHHHHHH I literally predicted her next line. This movie is so trite 🙄🙄🙄

-We’RE HERE TO HELP no you’re not, you’re there to impose your religion on others you hokey self important asshole

-her husband is SUCH A DOUCHE.

-well, you have mommy’s approval now, Abby. I hope it was worth sabotaging an organization that helps women in need.

-my eyes have been dry this entire time btw 😘

-don’t worry Abby. You may have fucked up the futures of millions of women, but at least you’re good with the almighty GOD and that’s what really matters isn’t? 😌💢

-those women didn’t go into the clinic because you and your brood are PUBLICLY SHAMING THEM under the guise of helping.

-size of the fetus? Size of the skull determines the price? They don’t offer solutions only abortions? Aaaaaand the full on bullshit is finally here after the pretending to “fairly” portray the other side. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

-I love Sheryl! Wooooo!! ✊🏽🖤

-planned Parenthood is one of the most powerful organizations on the planet?? 😆😆😆 that’s news to me and I’m pro choice, bitch! Move over, Apple! Tesla who??? Hhahahahahahahahahaha this movie is a comedy now I guess

-you’re right that Jeff isn’t in this for the money, Christian boy. But I guarantee he’s not in this for the fight against abortion. He’s in this for the notoriety and free advertising. He’s a LAWYER. It’s what lawyers do.

-planned Parenthood will go to any lengths to destroy anyone that goes against them? Hmm. Sounds a lot like a great deal of religious institutions.

-lmaoooo the character of Sheryl carries this movie

-hmm. Sheryl is dressed in black again.

-I’m gonna donate to whatever Planned Parenthood is still in Texas after I’m done watching this crock of shit. And it’ll be in the exact amount that I paid to see this pile of crap.

-That rose placing was the most fake, performative “grief” bs ever. Gas lighting type shit. This movie was terrible.

-ugh FINALLY ITS OVER

[swishandflickwit]

Deckerstar — don’t hide away 1/1

Summary: An overdue moment shared in the rain between Chloe and Lucifer in the aftermath of his reveal.

Ratings: General Audiences

Words: 666

Warnings: Post-reveal. Post-3x24. Language.

AN: Greetings readers, old and new! Welcome to the latest installment of The Devil's Lucky Number series, in which all my OTPs deserve a moment in the rain—à la Elizabeth and Darcy in Pride & Prejudice (2005) style.

But mostly based on this prompt posted on the exceptional @luciferprompts blog—

Post-reveal: Chloe hasn't spoken to Lucifer for some time, and Maze lets slip Lucifer's leaving for good. Chloe rushes over to the Penthouse but all she finds is a very surprised and disheveled Devil. (He was never leaving.)

Hope everyone's having a good Easter so far!

Title from the Billie Eilish song come out and play.

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She fucked up.

And the Heavens sought to reiterate this by choosing today—of all days—to unleash a mutinous downpour.

Thanks, she snarked upwards. You’re hilarious, a real class act.

But even that was half-hearted, for she knew that at the end of the day—

She had no one to blame but herself.

Lucifer executed his promise to give her space, and she internally vowed not to let the gap between them yawn to a chasm too discordant to bridge.

Except days turned into weeks turned into a month; as the hours stretched—so did her fears.

Not of him… never him.

No, Chloe was afraid of herself—of the magnitude with which his revelation did nothing to alter her truth.

She loved him.

With every beat of her battered, human heart—she loved him.

And therein lay the problem.

What could she, a mere mortal, offer him? This divine creature of—loathed he was to believe it—inimitable goodness and light.

That she could admit to herself just how fucked she made the situation only proved how weak she was.

Because more than anything, she was afraid to lose him.

Now thanks to that weakness, the causatum of her worst nightmares was unfolding.

Unless she made it in time.

“Lucifer!” she called just as his wings flared behind him, the feathered appendages soaked but gleaming against the gloom of the twilight deluge.

“Detective?”

She hardly registered the angry pelt of cloudburst against her skin as she stepped onto the balcony and into his gravity.

“I’m sorry,” she cried. “I shouldn’t have avoided you for so long and you—” she clutched desperately at the lapels of his jacket. “You don’t have to hide, not from me. And I should’ve told you sooner and now I’m too late because you’re leaving—”

“But I’m…” he shook his head bewilderingly. “not… going… anywhere…?”

She gaped. “You’re not?”

“Goodness, no. For better or for worse, Earth is my home. And there are—” he gave her a pointed look to which she blushed, “—those I would rather endure the trials of humanity for than to ever be without.”

He sniffed disdainfully.

“Whatever gave you that impression anyway?”

“Maze—”

And there it was.

Her erstwhile roommate had been relentless in her pursuit of a forgiveness Chloe hadn’t been so forthcoming in bestowing. Yet she had to credit her perceptiveness despite the deceit, that the ultimate catalyst for reconciliation would be the threat of his permanent exodus.

“That little demon,” she murmured.

Though perhaps she was forgiven, after all.

“But what are you doing out in the rain?”

“Oh,” the euphoric shine christening his dark orbs and tinting his expression with effulgence was infectious. “But I just love it! It was so dry in Hell that I can’t resist basking in it every time. Besides,” he stretched his wings, “roomy as my bathroom is, it’s still ill-equipped for any proper grooming so I took advantage of the torrent. If I ever forget how inconvenient these blasted things are—”

And so she remembers—down to the infinitesimal fibers of her soul—how to love him.

Because it was Lucifer, and he had never been anything but who he was—enough.

And even after her aberration, his gaze upon her—scaturient with a four-letter emotion she was sure they were well on their way to acknowledging—remained unchanged, and this is how she knows.

She, too, was enough.

“So, you’re staying?” her grip on his jacket loosened, only to graze the strong slope of his shoulders.

He grinned crookedly, arms snaking around her waist.

“Till you desire otherwise.”

“Not possible.”

“Suppose,” he hummed, breath a cold mist before him but his body deliciously warm pressed against her shivering figure, “I’ll just have to live with that.”

“How awful,” she teased hoarsely, knees weak with relief. “To be stuck with me.”

“And yet,” he sighed, sealing what little abysm remained between them.

“I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

AN: I have... mixed feelings about this lmao. This was a whopping 1k in its genesis. Not for any plot reasons really, but just cause I love my flowery language XD So if the pacing is that tiny bit off, you know why.

Tbh, I'm more excited for the installment after this but that's for another day hahaha.

But how did you guys find it, is the better question. Let me know! And if you have any requests, don't hesitate to hit me up here!

See you guys in the next one ;)

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[thelastmorozova]

Title: Murder Eyes and Wedding Cake

Pairing: Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes (pre-relationship)

Summary:  “ Steve’s first impression of his new neighbour is the large and fluffy ginger cat being thrust unceremoniously into his face.”

Crack. Glorious crack. I don't even know what this trash is. It's 6:30am and the ramblings of an insomniac who wanted to try her hand at some Stucky. Maybe I'll continue it if people like it, lmao. Credit to Ginge, the large, ginger fluffball in my life. And to Kirby, his evil twin who most definitely inspired this story.

Steve’s first impression of his new neighbour is the large and fluffy ginger cat being thrust unceremoniously into his face the second the door opens, along with a stream of fairly desperate words. “You don’t know me and I don’t know you, but I have been awake almost twenty- three hours trying to perfect this fuckin’ cake and this little traitor just decided that he wanted to take a bite outta it while I was in the john. Look after him for an hour, wouldya?”

Steve stares for a long moment, attempting to take in the torrent of pleading. “I’m… uh…” Steve runs a hand awkwardly through his hair, dislodging the mechanical pencil from behind his ear. He catches it before it topples to the floor. “I’m allergic to most cats-?”

The man whines almost plaintively, pulling the now squirming tiger of a cat into his broad chest. “Really? Oh shit, I’m sorry. You’re not going to suddenly drop down and start dyin’ are you?”

“No, I just kind of… go red eyed and start sniffling.” It’s not a nice sight. Steve recalls the time he discovered his allergy; on the way home from school aged six and a ginger moggy that decided to rub itself up against his leg. When he’d leaned down and petted the purring cat, it had all gone downhill from there.

Cats. Cats. Why did it have to be cats? At least he isn’t allergic to dogs. …yet at least.

“Ah, fuck.” The man closes his eyes in something akin to defeat. “I’m doomed.”

Steve appraises his neighbour closer now that the cat isn’t blocking the view; to his credit, the man does look suitably desperate with his shaggy dark brown hair escaping the haphazard bun at the back of his head and his eyes smudged with tiredness. He also stares because oh shit, his new neighbour is something fine. Even if he is currently half crazy from fatigue. He has the whole… sexy murder eyes thing going on. The black sweatpants his neighbour wears are dusted with flour, as is the matching long-sleeved t-shirt and…

Is that a unicorn apron-?

Oh yes, it is. Steve takes in the sight of the baby pink apron; a prancing cartoon unicorn takes up most of the space upon its chest, surrounded by frosted cupcakes that he guesses are supposed to be stars. At first he thinks the unicorn is riding the rainbow beneath it, but upon closer look he realizes that the unicorn is actually farting it out. Along with the cupcakes. (Fully frosted? What an achievement!)

His neighbour follows his unblinking gaze and groans, raising the cat to cover his face momentarily. “My apron got ripped. I’m borrowin’ a… friend’s at the moment. A female friend I feel I should clarify.”

“It’s a free world,” Steve shrugs. “I’m not judgin’ you by your apron choices. Steve, by the way. You just moved into 7C?”

“Yeah-” he grins and tucks the grumbling cat under his left arm with a jostle and extends his right, Steve taking it briskly. “Call me Bucky. And this little shit is Voldemort.”

“Hey there Bucky. And uh… that’s kinda a cruel name for a cat, don’t you think? Does he commit murder or something?”

Bucky laughs darkly, glancing down at the cat and reaffirming his grip. Steve swears that its eyes scream bloody murder when his neighbour swoops a hard kiss down upon its fluffy head. “Yeah, well, His Dark Lord earned it barely outta kittenhood. You’d call him by his old name and he’d hiss and spit at you somethin’ crazy. The scars I have, man…”

“Oh, he was called Tom?” He says it without thinking.

A low warning hiss emanates from the ball of ginger fluff and Bucky groans, closing his eyes. “You’re not supposed to say the name, Steve. Now ya gotta watch out for his army of pure-blood alley cats.”

Steve laughs before he can stop himself, eyes flicking from the glowering cat to his owner. “You baking for a party?” Bucky really is quite beautiful in a rugged way. Upon closer inspection Steve spies a smear of red frosting upon his jaw, mingling with the light shadow of stubble upon his jaw line. Was it so terrible for him to want to lick it off when he’s barely known the man five minutes?

He shakes his head, raising his free hand and forcefully shoving the stray strands of hair behind his ear. “Nah. It’s for a wedding. I own a bakery, y’see. Family business and I handle the wedding cakes.” Bucky shrugs a shoulder.

“That’s cool. The bakery nearby?”

“A block over. There’s an apartment above but I let my sister have that. Too close to the workplace, y’know?  She’s always usin’ me as a guinea pig for her failed experiments. And she’s always up at the crack of dawn working on something or another.”

“Seems like you are as well” Steve points out. It is 7am after all. He wonders vaguely how the hell Bucky even knew that he was awake. Perhaps he had been all around the complex trying to shove his cat into someone’s arms all morning? That was an amusing image. He would pay good money to see 8A’s reaction.

“Sadly true. And on that note-” Voldemort yowls as Bucky flips him up a little so he can check the shiny metal watch upon his wrist, a low groan slipping from him. “Yeah, I gotta get this icing done before ten. Guess I’ll just put this one in the toilet, shut the door and stick some earphones in to drown out the death screeching and apologize later with sausage.” Bucky flashes him a wide grin and Steve returns it instantly, feeling like an utter fool. “Sorry for interrupting you. I’ll see you around, Steve.”

When Steve leaves the apartment to grab his mail that afternoon when he finally finishes up editing a panel, there’s a small cardboard container with a single black frosted cupcake inside waiting just outside the door. The piped icing design upon the top is in the design of the Dark Mark, but instead of a skull there’s a glowering cat instead. He laughs there and then within the corridor, causing old Mr. Voss to shoot him a disgusted look as he passes. You-Know-Who and I send our apologies for disturbing you – B the note scrawled upon the slip of paper reads. When he turns the note over, there’s a hastily written P.S.

Come over at 6pm? The wedding got called off (the fuck?!) and I have a two-tiered red velvet cake to get through for dinner. It comes with beer and a movie. Voldemort swears he’ll remain at the other side of the room with his sausages.

Steve reckons that he’s going to like this guy. Even when he ends up crawling home from eating way too much red velvet cake.

[dianaagron]

hello darkness my old friend i’ve come back on tumblr once again (after like one month of not uploading anything or reblogging or answering messages for that matter because im a shit person who is actually very busy)

once upon a time this was called the your fave crack edits maker watched the thing earlier review but let’s be honest im not editing a flying fuck lately so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  (here are part 1, part 2 AND part 3 tho)

warnings: i talk like a sailor, i haven’t been in touch with the fandom or with the whole franchise for like months and if you’re not that interested in the actual plot of the thing and you’re just watching out of love for the characters, there’s a 99% chance i’m even more disinterested than you (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:·ﾟ✧

basically if you’re looking for in-depth analysis and metas yo this ain’t the post for you my friend

good luck reading lmao

it’s a truth universally acknowledged that if a tri movie is coming out, tumblr user dianaagron (clara for friends) won’t know about it until the day after, when she’ll wake up and check twitter after 84 years of not logging in and realize that yesterday was the day. actually, this time i remembered the episodes were out the same day they were released, but still it was because of good ol’ twitter, because with all the mess that’s going on with me (part of the reason why i’m never here) even if i happened to check at the beginning of the week when soushitsu was coming out, i still managed to completely forget about it in the span of a fucking day. also, i’m fucking pissed because i’ve always watched the thing after downloading the various episodes because that way i have all my stuff and i can go back and easily find caps and other stuff like that but nope not this time because i can’t fucking find a single torrent and i’m refusing to download subbed episodes because a) it’s gonna take so long to direct download something and b) what use are subbed episodes when i know i’d be replacing them with unsubbed ones as soon as i can find working dls (this is a cry of help: tell me where i can download the episodes, im dying, thank you)

one thing to take into account: i was extra pissed for various reasons yesterday night when i watched the first two episodes, so i’m not really sure if that’s why, compared to the shit that i had to deal with in real life, the episodes (in the contrary to all expectations) weren’t bad at all. truth is i actually liked this installment? INCREDIBLE, I KNOW. of course it had its nonsense moments and parts that made me roll my eyes (im buying pizza for everyone who can guess which were those moments) and other negative parts, but i really preferred movie 4 to movie 3. i’m guessing this is an unpopular opinion because i remember everyone was so happy with kokuhaku back in the day and i was the only soul going like lmao i didnt even cry but idk, i liked this one, it wasn’t bad. btw, i said i’m guessing mine could be an unpopular opinion because i’m writing this sorry excuse of a review before reading anything else cause i don’t want to be influenced :)))))

(save me ive written 500 words on nothing) (meanwhile i finally found torrent links) (and i had to pause the review because i ended up going out yesterday night so this is me talking one day later from what you’ve read before)

once again, i feel like nothing happened in the course of these four new episodes. now, i know i’m extremely slow when it comes to get plot points and all that (not because i’m that stupid, thank you very much, but because of my attention span varies from 1 second to 2 and a half so it’s hard for me to recall what happened in the previous installments unless i go and rewatch all of them - thing i won’t ever do because this girl right here is lazy as fuuuck) but if you sit down and think about what was revealed, you get close to nothing lmao.

winning points of the movie (for me):

not too many extreme closeups like in the previous installment. it flowed better, the animation quality wasn’t as terrible as it was in the previous four episodes (im saying this just by quickly looking at the caps i took - while in the other i had so many ugly caps here they all look presentable and usable) (i say this from the point of you of someone who makes edits of course, i dont have the knowledge of an animator lmao), the majority of the shots with mimi, which are the ones that i pay the most attention to, are super pretty, but also those with taichi’s!!! his design was super on point, i have many caps im probably gonna insert later of just him looking hella attractive, and sora!!! omg sora was so fucking beautiful in these episodes i was so :)))) yay for nice designs, they make me happy.

the lack of you know who for basically two episodes. it was so good, so nice, so calming. i was loving life and life was loving me.  

HOW THEY HANDLED THE TAIORATO!!!! if you know me or if you’ve been following me for a while you’ll know this already, but i’m saying this in case i have new readers (HI) or, y’know, to swipe some dust off: i’m not the biggest fan of the main three. that comes from the fact that michi is my otp and i love taishiro probably too much for my own sanity, so i tend to be on the taichi/koushiro/mimi & yamato/sora/jyou side of things (which is like, super unpopular because if it’s not taiorato then it’s yamichi, so you get why my life is a constant struggle). anyway, thing is that i actually loved the interactions between the three? it was light and it felt super real, it could easily be relatable. it was also clear to me that taichi’s and yamato’s roles in sora’s life were blatantly different and i also loved to see how the two of them while being in the same situation reacted differently, but i’m gonna touch this topic later. overall tho, good job on the dynamic between those three. im clapping my hands, i wasn’t excited about it when the movie poster came out five months ago but i’m so happy that they made me love the parts with taichi, yamato and sora.

it wasn’t heavy on fight scenes. i know. I KNOW. but as i’ve said, i’m not the average digimon fan so i’m happy with my bonds developing and less fights and all that stuff :))))

meiko exceeding all expectations and NOT CRYING for all four episodes. such sorcery. 

on the other hand tho

y’all, who the fuck is that ygdradude? am i supposed to know? did i miss a focal point? am i that disinterested in the plot to miss a fucking focal point????

also what the fuck was that part with i dont know his name, the teacher, with the white space shit and the talk about libra. what is libra, who is libra, what the hell, what the fuck

pedo gennai dear lord i felt so fucking uncomfortable 

remember when i said meiko didn’t cry? she didn’t cry because they replaced her with her partner and made meicoomon whine for 3/4 of the movie instead 

the opening scene ????????????????  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ artistic choice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the fact that they basically wasted half an episode (the last one) on three evolutions. they really need to cut down the timing of those, for real

i can’t think of anything else rn 

they could’ve kept meiko away for other three episodes if it was me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

then again they could’ve just kept meiko away from tri in general if it was me

warning: i have 98 screenshots ready to use, i’m gonna try to cut some stuff because that’s too many, but here we go 

they were pulling some hikari shit right here (as well as some charlie chaplin sorcery for the whole sequence)

that’s what i’m saying

OKAY LISTEN, that fucking egg with the circular thing under it made me highkey hope for some sort of magic shit happening and bringing the 02 kids back because it looks like a digimental egg or however those things were called. like my hope was so highkey that i fucking ended up dreaming the night between me watching the first two episodes and the latter two that miyako was back. unfair. i hated it. i want my kids back. 

taichi being handsome: exhibit A

mimi being beautiful: exhibit A

sora being incredibly pretty yet sad: exhibit A (i told you guys the design was extra better compared to the last movie) 

random caps taken merely for the fact that taichi and mimi were next to each other looking aesthetically pleasing to the eye  (also do you ever cry about the skin tone difference between these two because i tend to do that a lot) 

i can’t stand them hahahahah

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) frankly they could’ve shown yamato in the next scene so that way the foreshadowing would’ve been blunt and people wouldn’t still be bitching. or maybe they would anyway lmao. also look at the girls being all pretty together im so :))))

just pretty mimi and taichi + koushiro talking i was :)))) i love them all i love my kids, especially kou when he goes on about his tea

and i also FINALLY appreciated a koumi scene!!!! it happened!!!!! honestly, as i’ve said, i’m not entirely sure if it was because i was facing so much rl shit right before i watched the thing or what, but this time i was just enjoying what tri had to offer me without caring too much about other stuff like “ugh they’re pushing the fanservice with ship baits” and such. this was just plain cute, mimi was terribly in character, koushiro as well, and it was just the kind of interaction that i love. i love my kids pt. 2974521248 like, of course i would’ve loved for mimi to feed one to taichi, but i’m still somehow sane and i know they’ll never show something like that in canon? but still, it’s nice cause i know how differently from koushiro taichi would’ve reacted in a setting like this and i just can use it in my fanon world. goodbye.

this is why i’m team taichi, yamato

taichi being handsome: exhibit B

JUST IMAGINE HIM LOOKING AT MIMI LIKE THAT BEFORE THEY KISS IM SO ??????????? im gonna make a manip just wait for it

AH YES The Interaction™ also known as one of my fave parts of the movie lmao but it’s so nice whenever mimi talks it’s taichi the first one to answer im happy goodbye

cutie patootie be looking at his cute patoote

legit thought palmon was going to transform into sailor palmoon or something

why so ugly good lord

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS!!!! THIS THING RIGHT HERE!!!!  let me put it into context in case you don’t remember: this was taichi asking his LEGIT CANON BEST FRIEND IZUMI KOUSHIRO TO NOT PUSH HIMSELF TOO MUCH AND REST. can anything be as beautiful as this? this made my heart defrost, im alive, y’all need to reevaluate your “taichi and yamato are bffs” business because. of. this. right. here. (im slamming my fist on the table, in case you were wondering) 

hikari being smug af with takeru tho, that gave me life as well. also jyourato sitting next to each other <33333

AND THE SISTER IN LAWS <3333333 under a blanket that it’s so mimi’s 

penis shot

taichi you fool...

a word on the so called triangle that of a triangle it has nothing but whatever: it was clear to me that yamato and taichi hold two very different spots in sora’s life, while both being important to her. there are multiple times when we see yamato trying to make taichi break the ice and talk to sora, and that’s because he is her best friend, so he should be the one who is supposed to know how to make her feel better at all times. another thing i noticed was how it was yamato to be the most sensitive to sora (unsurprisingly so): you see it especially when taichi is busy with agumon and he’s still monitoring sora, worried

here

and of course this whole exchange was beautiful, and i don’t have much else to add. truly iconic. 

[insert penis joke here]

can we please take a moment to appreciate sora and mimi? they are so important

DA BACKHUG DOE guess who also watches kdramas lmao

minute 18 of episode 2 say goodbye to all your dreams of greatness 

CRYING HE’S SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH imagine him holding a baby 

i’m too lazy to go back and take another screenshot, but jyou with both palmon and patamon holding onto him was something else

🙄  🙄  🙄  even here mere expression makes me 🙄  but at least she wasn’t crying

i wasn’t

actually, as studies say, mimi is, in fact, a libra

why you know who tho when we all know it was sora who was supposed to be in the picture

why you know who pt. 2 

GET OFF THE RAILS YOU FUCKING FUCKS IS2G THEY FUCKING WAITED UNTIL THE LAST MOMENT TO GET OFF LIKE YAMATO AND KOUSHIRO U PRICKS IF YOU DON’T SEE THE OTHER TWO MOVING WHAT ARE YOU EXPECTING, A HAND FROM THE SKY? THE TEA TO BE SERVED????

the fluff tho

the contrast between hikari being the calm one and having accepted the situation vs taichi still being unsure and lost was nicely done by making her facing the light and him staying in the shadows, good job with the cinematography im clapping my hands

F U C K I N G  W H Y  no, but seriously, i was already uncomfortable before with him being on top of her but this just just like yikes to a whole new level like i just don’t get it???? was it necessary???? just ew

i love mimi and the lowkey koukari pass it on

who the fuck is ygdrasil tho

ah yes, chosen children be so fit, they be running from huge monsters wanting to kill them off, they be escaping just with their two legs. incredible. 

digimon au: cruise OR digimon au: titanic (spoiler: meiko is jack) 

tag urself im jyou speaking the words of wisdom

takeru was cute here

weird lighting aka good luck to those who gif these scenes lmao

teach me this choreography guys don’t keep it to urselves 

this was some weird shit right here let me tell you

ah yes again with the superhuman strength, surviving after a fucking huge machine slams you repeatedly against a mountain or smth like that

ur the one saying it gennai get a fucking grip 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY JYOURA HEART, JYOU BEING DASHINGGGG how can they not believe him when he says he has a girlfriend i mean have you seen the dude? he’s going to be a doctor, he can fucking catch a girl falling from 20 meters up in the sky i meAN 

THE REAL HIGHLIGHT OF THE MOVIE. GALS BEING PALS. (for real tho, i felt so blessed? it’s in moments like these that i just feel all the love for this anime, im so :)))))) )

and jyou comforting sora as welllllll~~~~

and that’s it with the pics you guys!!! a couple of further points

if they didn’t waste half an episode on three evolutions, they could’ve just gone further with the plot, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

im not saying meiko grew on me, because i still want her out, but i can deal with her if he doesn’t cry as much as he did in the first three installments 

what’s up with that ygdradude and libra talk is my question

they still need to address the 02 kids mystery and i need my babies back 

the triangle is not, in fact, a triangle

i love my kids 

and the episodes weren’t bad, come on. they went a little further with the plot by showing that the chick whose name i don’t remember had a partner that died and so that was the reason for the reboot, so they did give some answers, and at least the pacing of this movie was faster than in the previous one. 

also, as i’ve said, idk what’s the popular opinion but i loved sora’s arc, it was nicely done and i don’t have anything to bitch about (except for meiko’s unnecessary presence). i felt for her and i wanted to wrap a blanket around her and just give her all the love.

and that’s it i think? 

im blocking out the memories of the scenes with gennai because im feeling super uncomfortable whenever i do

we’re talking first kiss between wang so and hae soo in scarlet heart levels of uncomfortable

the ending sequence was so cute <3333 especially sora and piyomon, they were my faves closely followed by taichi and agumon

and im done

thank you for reading

i’ll probably go back to my hibernation now 

ily all 

if you got to this point i’m truly buying you a pizza 

and let’s not forget the winning screencap, you can use it every day at every hour, every moment in your life