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forfuckssakejim · 1 year ago

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I had the most????? Fucking coolest ass dream last night with like. The most rawest line and I can’t fucking remember the whole ass thing. It was like something about the stars??

Like. There were gaps between the stars and it was considered a bad omen????? And I was a princess and it was just. Really fucked up and cool at the same time.

God what the fuck was it.

#David boreanaz was there he just. fucking showed up to my party #and I caught some chick trying to rob??? my villages market #and I could turn into a mermaid #and I made friends with someone who worked in the markets water area who use to dress up like a mermaid #but she was sad she couldn’t do it anymore #and we stopped the thief and I just. decided I trusted her enough to show her I could turn into a mermaid #but like she also saw me swimming in the shallow pool of the water feature and complimented my fins #it was so fucking weird #I was Chinese??? I mean??? I am Chinese? but I was more Chinese #and I was speaking Chinese at one point #it was so wild #and I had to have a party or something because I was turning of age and I had been forced to stay surrounded by these other princess #and princes who didn’t really like me #and my mother the queen had to go on a trip #not sure I had a father #but I had a brother who got into mischief #it was a matricial line where only the eldest girl could inherit the throne #and there was this tradition of weaving your mark and add adding it to the family line #and if a boy were to inherit the throne the magic of the family would be lost #but he could do magic #and for some reason he spent his time combining it with tech #and then defacing one of our mountains that he renamed ‘doofus mountain’ and using Minecraft tools to carve my face into it #it was fucking wild #WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE STARS LINE #‘there are gaps amongst the stars tonight’ or soMETHING #original #shut up jim #what the fuck was I on last night?#no more gummy bears before bed I guess

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