#and DAMMIT stop making swaps alphys SKINNY!!! and LET HER KEEP HER STUTTER!!!!!

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I absolutely HATE underswap. Always have. The fact that it just swaps characters personalities with no actual changes annoys me so goddamn much. There's no actual thought put into any of the swaps! If you're going to make a roleswap, I feel like it should at least do something meaningful with the characters, because otherwise it's basically just doing an aesthetics swap. Which is fine I guess. But then WHY WAS IT SO FUCKING POPULAR... also the fact that everyone obsessed over swap papyrus was so fucking frustrating (not because I don't like papyrus, quite the opposite, but because the only time he was the center of attention was when he was basically just sans but tall and orange.) speaking of which why the fuck did the fandom decide that papyrus' color was orange it makes no goddamn sense. he's never even connected to that color in game. where as red and blue he absolutely is. sorry this became an absolutely insane rant

*physically resisting the urge to type YEAH as the start of my sentence for the third time* NO I GET IT i think it’s another thing that can be super interesting and cool if done right but people are so damn LAZY about it!!!! especially since after a point they weren’t even the characters they swapped with anymore, they just turned into caricatures! nobody actually liked swap papyrus for his potential to be interesting, they saw him as a taller, “sexier” sans (who still didn’t act like sans.) swap sans was.................that!

but your last point i am JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND YELLING AND POINTING because i have been saying this for!!! YEARS!!!! i GET that its meant to be complimentary to sans but papyrus has never used orange magic ONCE!! SURE he has a much warmer color palette but that makes the blue a damn striking contrast!!!! everyone who joins me in drawing blue undertale papyrus is the coolest sexiest bitch on this earth and you heard it here first