#and BTW 1. how the hell did kinzo die? 2. have they been keeping his body in formaldehyde for over a year?? what the hell is going on here? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kushanna · 1 month ago

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"it was all set out in our contract from the beginning. when kinzo's life ended, all the gold i lent him and all of the assets he created would be given to me" i really didn't need a red truth to tell me kinzo was dead, did i. it was pretty much tacit understanding. he had to be dead for the ritual to even start. fml 🤦🏻‍♀️

#what is it with umineko that makes us blind to the most obvious things #i need huge warning flashing signs whenever these characters are about to say something of relevance. which is all the time #but if there are 17 people on the island and kinzo is not counted among them because he is already dead...#13 sacrifices are chosen and half the time kinzo is presented as one of them even though that can't happen because he's already dead...#what this means is 1. this thing about needing to kill people according to the epitaph really is bullshit. it's just flashiness #2. the person doing this.. needs to know that kinzo is dead... they need to already know that to be able to trick the others into believing #he has just died. so this means that one of the little liars (and there's 7 of those as far as i'm aware) are a part of it somehow #(i could tell you that without doing all this mental gymnastic lmao but okay)#there was that one time genji and natsuhi confirmed that the burnt body was kinzo's but can i instantly assume they're #among the culprit(s) just for that? maybe someone else put the body there and natsuhi just went along with the lie #and BTW 1. how the hell did kinzo die? 2. have they been keeping his body in formaldehyde for over a year?? what the hell is going on here?#umineko spoilers #umineko liveblog

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