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Ugh. Rant ig
I have been wrapping presents for three straight days atp. My family wraps presents multiple times in assigned wrapping papers(kinda like pass the parcel) and now that im the oldest offspring of my mother living in the house I am holding the weight of getting all that done, comforting my mother through holiday related breakdowns, AND wrapping presents for the other people my mother has bought gifts for. Now, I have two younger siblings. How much younger, you may ask? 8 months. They are also 20 YEARS OLD at this point and other than the presents they bought for people one has wrapped maybe 10 and the other idk a whopping 2. I spent so much time and energy on this shit this year and have had multiple breakdown myslef, have gotten maybe 5 hours of sleep this week, and im currently sleeping on the floor of my room instead of the bed because all the things that go on the floor of my room (desk chair, laundry basket, etc.) I have put on my bed to make room to wrap on the floor of my 10 by 10 bedroom. Why dont I wrap in another room? My mother has the same size room and is fully taken up by a queen bed for her and my father and people still live in this house so the rest of it is off limits because ill be in the way. Who has the master bedroom, twice the size of mine with dare I say OODLES of space? The aforementioned younger siblings. Now before you think, maybe they dont know what you want them to do? We've done this our entire life and before this year they were able to help just fine, and also i have EXPLICITLY ASKED THEM TO HELP ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS and if they get up at all they at most wrapped one or two before wandeeing of with some kind of excuse. I spent a total of 50 us dollars on their presents this year, and as a currently unemployed student, thats a lot. So next year they get some shit from 5 below in a fukin gift bag idk i just feel like crying cause I want to be loving Christmas and having a good time with my family but i just hate them all and I've given myself a cold and no one understands why I've been bursting into tears randomly all week. Ugh. Bahumbug ig. I have to wake up to get ready for brunch in like 1 hour.
#Im becoming a person who hates Christmas#My older sister and her girlfriend came over once with claims of helping but they just sat there while I wrapped#Also if Demi and the rest of my sisters polycule is out there ive never met u but i resent u sm rn#every time I asked my sister to help shes on a call and 'cant right now'#i have like#5 hours of the day today to finish#and i still have unwrapped presents#and god forbid the presents just have one layer of paper#cause 'that's no fun'#and 'you're killing Christmas'#ugh#Christmas#family#rant
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I FORGOT TO THROW OUT AFTER THE EPISODE RELEASED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#hand jumper#webtoon#sayeon lee#heron#ig??? BRUH..................#these fireworks are going to SET ME ON FIRE!!!!#but that's alr i guess!!!!!!!!!#because charcoal grilled prawn literally solves all my problems#before thinking about killing people i need everyone to sit down and think of their favourite food#and manifest the version of them that has it!!!!!!!!#maybe then all compulsions and intrusions of the mind can just go away#what if we all just pictured better versions of ourselves and just did it!!!#if we all stretched out our hands and tried we can at least live in the world knowing we did try!!#and it's better than not trying!!!!! AND BEING USELESS PIECES OF ROTTING GARBAGE!!!!!!#idk i've had a shit three years man i don't think i can take this any longer#IGNORE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND INSTEAD NOW LET'S THINK OF THE GOODIES YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#or now if you offer up your wallet to OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR sleepacross#and for the SMALL price of 5USD that's right 5USD!!!! this is to the people with credit/debit cards ofc#YOU CAN ACCESS THE GOATACROSS QNA BECAUSE IT IS PEAK!!!!!!#but just because the juninators[on here in case they aren't in the server] need to hear this so we can all sing happy birthday to her#INSTEAD OF MISSING IT FOR TWO YEARS#AND HAVING A WHOLE WINTER/CHRISTMAS COMPETITION IN DISCORD WITH MEMES AND ALL WITHOUT THIS CRUCIAL INFORMATION!!!!!!!#I THINK BECAUSE I KEEP THESE IN TAGS IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT HER BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH AND WE SHOULD ALL SAY HAPPY LATE/HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY#TO OUR BELOVED QUEEN JUNI CHANG#BECAUSE NOW I JUST SHAFTED A 40K WIP I NEVER FINISHED FOR LAST YEAR'S WINTER SEASON FOR THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF 2024 IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!#BUT NOW WE CAN GIVE HER QUINTICE THE AMOUNT OF GIFTS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! SO LET'S DO THAT INSTEAD!!!!#ONE FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!!! ONE FOR CHRISLER!!! ONE FOR CIVIL SERVICE APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!#ANOTHER FOR BEING PEAK MENTOR!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE FOR BEING GOD'S SILLIEST SOLDIER!!!![in our hearts!!]#APOLOGIES AS ALWAYS IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR HERE!!!! AND A GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL!!!!
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okay I'm gonna be so fr the way girls approach friendships sometimes just straight up pisses me off. I've been conventionally ugly my whole life and that is just a straight up fact. During my time in middle school and highschool my friends were not physically affectionate with me like they were with each other and they in fact shirked my attempts to be platonically affectionate with them too so I simply assumed my role of not being touched or complimented. that is how it has been for years. I'm simply the guy who shows up and acts stupid for everyone to laugh at. so you have to imagine that when one friend suddenly shifts her treatment and starts complimenting my physical appearance and being touchy and talking about romance with me more, you might expect there to be a shift in the relationship. if she didn't act this way platonically for years and years, what has changed now. You understand? It's not crazy to think there's flirting going on. So when you find out that you are in fact the fool for thinking that way, you might understand why I'm a little upset with how lightly people use typically romantic and flirtatious things on their friends just to. What. Fuck around? I apologize for crashing out over something so trifle and ridiculous but being vulnerable rn I'm just saying I haven't had much experience with flirting and dating and I think if somebody close to you knows that and still messes around without being clear that they're messing around, you have a right to be a little bit mad about it
#vent#i dont care if this is too expository man#if someone tells you how beautiful they think you are and tell you that you're hot youre cute youre pretty#and ask how on earth youre single etc#and constantly hold your hand and rest their head on your shoulder#then what the hell. you cannot call me crazy for thinking anything romantic was going on#and then turns out you were just being used as a backboard to flirt with someone else entirely!#just a prop! awesome. oh my god its Christmas#im crashing out on christmas#this is stellar#might delete this soon sorry bubs#just have to vent because oh my god. people with poor respect of boundaries are gonna kill me one day
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weird ass fucking day
#you know that feeling when your friend and colleague kills herself but you work in a school so when you learn that news you have to not only#process it for yourself but also inform 125 children that their teacher is dead#and then you're crying but you also have to be there for all the kids who are crying#and it's also christmas so you put on the christmas show you had planned because the kids want to do it#and you dedicate a song about santa to your dead friend because. santa lives 'up there' in the song and we'll 'miss him when he's gone'#so yeah that was my day#tw grief#tw death#tw suicide#istg the 'tw su1cide' tag that popped up as a suggestion just pissed me the fuck off#i'm gonna go take a shower bye#rain.stuff
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How was Project Wingman?
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((I finished it
I do not play plane games other than Ace Combat 7, a bit of AC0 with my brother, and this game
But this game has one of the most... hollow endings ever
You don't feel fulfilled, you don't feel anything, you feel... nothing
And I am left with so, SO many questions))
#Anonymous#I am saying all this in a good way AJLSGHALJSGH#The game really shows just how terrible war is#Like you just cleared the game but there's#Nothing left because everything got blown up#By Chapter 18 and 19 you're pretty much just bullying what's left of the enemy#While your teammates consists of bloodthirsty mercenaries#And it was REALLY hard to play and I even only killed things which I am required to kill and nothing else#It's really hard to play and there's no joy in this game in the final chapters and I mean that in a very good way#I have alot to say really AJLSGHAS#Anyways GOING TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS EVE#YOU ALL TAKE CARE
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Why do folks pit Halloween and Christmas against each other. Why must two pretty best friends fight
#'ugh there's xmas stuff in stores already so annoying'#yeah and there was Halloween stuff in stores in august#and camping gear in march#take deep breaths i promise other people taking joy in the holidays they celebrate won't kill you#(this does not apply to folks who don't celebrate xmas and have it forced on them you're so valid my dears)#(this is about folks pitting holidays against each other meaninglessly)#halloween#Christmas
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the true linagram writer experience is writing a christmas special and going "oh the linagrammers will love the implications of prisoners possibly trying to kill each other with their christmas gifts"
#and also googling some. very specific stuff#man imagine spending christmas in milgram.#you're here for killing someone. possibly someone you loved. possibly someone you hated. their blood is on your hands. happy holidays#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]#[ 💜 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚'𝐬 𝐨𝐜𝐬 ]
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Can't wait for Christmas fever to be over it's too exhausting
#Personal#Nothing ever good happens during Christmas#You have your catholic parents and relatives spewing the most atrocious bullshit and u have sit there like 🙎🏻♀️#SHUTUP#I am glad they aren't so uptight abt church & all now at least.#The fact they are converted Christians is hilarious and sad like#Christian missionaries are EVIL and I will never stop yelling about it. If something has to convince you or worse prey when you are the mos#Vulnerable then that's not a religion that's a cult. Especially led by 1 (one) person????#When that church can only ever talk abt Jesus being killed by the blood thirsty jews. Flat Earth.#or whatever bs u try to cook up. This group of missionaries have been busted on news a lot for being. funded by outside aid to#Convert more people.#I can't believe how brainwashing will have you believe the most weirdest shit.#Altho I'm thankful they weren't converted to Islam because then i wouldn't have the freedom I do now plus the horrible stories I've heard#From ex muslims#What other religion is there anyway who is so bent on converting as many people as they possibly could#To all my friends who have succeeded in leaving behind their families of both these cult-ish religions I love you and I'm glad you're safe.#It still affects me. I can't wait to finally start earning enough to leave this whole chapter behind. I've had enough.#Anyway if you can't tell or simply lack basic comprehension it's not a attack on YOU. It's a world wide phenomenon of conversion and brain#You can't deny that and I'm again NOT blaming you for it. Religious trauma is real.#The gangs or worse family members who will kill you for leaving religions is not something unknown. It's real it's true it's happening.#Anyway
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#killing myself and everyone else my grandma who we're taking care of was smart enough to go visit someone at the hospital#without putting a mask on#so she gave my mom covid for christmas 😑🎉#pack it up everybody christmas is canceled#time for my immunocompromised dad and me to hole up in our rooms for the next week and pray to fuck he didn't catch it too#this is funnier if you're european btw because christmas is on the 24th not the 25th. so she literally got covid on christmas. nice#if it didn't cancel the whole holiday for us it'd be funnily impressive she managed to get it on the exact date#bc she tested yesterday and was still negative#also my grandma came over to us today. while still sick. to bring us a pan. and she was surprised we didn't want to talk to her at the door#...wow#anyways. christmas over for me this year#i usually only celebrate with my mom dad and grandparents and none of us are religious at all#but this blows so much christmas to new years is usually the only time everyone has time to see each other :(#anyways time to wait and see if my dad and i will get it too i guess#i rarely do the good old tag vent tumblr staple so lets shake it up for the holidays
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what they don't tell you is that writing poems can be so. difficult. when you're doing it for a purpose and not just to write a poem.
#which means that you should just write poems and have them for a purpose when you're done but 🙄#idk bro it fucks with something in my brain#writing poems? awesome!#there's something you're writing them For? well boys. kill him with hammers#my stuff for my creative writing workshop always felt like it SUCKED cause smth in my brain wouldn't turn off while writing#so everything i wrote + turned in for it felt so stilted and uncharacteristic nd not like my best possible work :(#will have to redeem myself next semester in the second level workshop. anyway#writing someone a poem for christmas and it has me Fucked Up what am i supposed to do with this!#can't write a cheesy love poem for shit either i hate that stuff.#like i could Do it i would personally dislike it very much though#i have written poetry about how frustrating i find writing 'love poetry' when i know all the formulas for it#but still find the topic itself ultimately unfulfilling#anyway. god. one of these days i'll get a poem done properly for this kind of thing.#one day soon...#valentine notes
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Holiday Special Candle Service! °❆⛄⋆.ೃ࿔🦌*:・❄️(SINCE KID GAVE MR 3 HIS XMAS GIFT HERE URS AS WELL)
Covered in oil and grease, Galdino pulls himself from under the boat’s engine. His glasses aren’t needed for the wax coating he’s been doing. So his gold frames are kept in pristine state over the table, the same that has a blueprint spread over. A magnifically designed machine; as he clearly consults it to check which next step he would be taking.
Only him and his captain remained there as it seems both had taken the effort into their hyperfocus for the week. That was a great opportunity.
“ Mr Eustass. ” Galdino raises a hand. “ Remember your missing goggles that you were searching for last week, ga ne. The thing is… I stole—BUT WAIT GA NE WAIT GA NE LET ME EXPLAIN ” “ —YAAAAAAAA LET ME EXPLAIN! You see! That must have accompanied you many adventures and the sweat and seawater had taken a toll on the leather. The golden pins were dusty, the frames were held by a threat! ” He raises a well adorned box, opening it already while trembling and showing his gift. “ I changed the leather and polished the golden parts and changed the lenses for ones with armored glass. As the treasurer of this ship it's my duty to use our funds to keep everything pristine! Worthy of the future pirate king, ga ne '' Sweating, but keeping up with a nervous smile. He offered the gift to him. “ Me—Merry Christmas! Mr Eustass! I.. I promise I will ask permission next time. It just… I wanted it to be a surpriseeee. ”
【 UNPROMPTED ASK. 】 « A Christmas gift. » @waxgentleman
Growing up in an environment in which theft was a daily concern had a permanent effect on Kid's relationship with his material possessions. In his past, there was a constant threat of being the victim of thievery — returning to his shack or home base at the end of the day only to find it completely ransacked and looted of all his collected goods was a scene he experienced far too frequently. As a result, he actively tried, to an extent, to disconnect himself to the things he owned. He built what he had out of trash and recycled garbage, as it would inevitably break, be destroyed, or it would be stolen. Nothing lasted forever on that cursed island. He could not afford to be sentimental towards something that could so easily be taken from him.
Things began to change when he finally sailed from those treacherous waters. Though he continued to make things from scrap, he also learned to appreciate the thrill of being able to acquire expensive and luxurious goods, and keep them for himself. No longer quite so afraid of having his belongings stolen, he couldn't help but be occasionally drawn to grandeur; to items which were worth more than he ever could have fathomed in his youth. He was a pirate, after all; it was inevitable he would become partial to some of the things he owned, even if he didn't intend for it to happen.
The goggles in question, however, were not considered a rarity in terms of monetary value. They would not fetch a considerable price if presented to any dealer of lavish and extravagant goods. They had been a present when he was a teenager, gifted to him just a few years before he finally acquired his title as a Captain. They weren't new when he received them; found in a trash heap somewhere, already slightly tattered and worn to begin with.
She could have traded them. She could have traded them and somebody would have offered her enough food for a few days in exchange, even in their subpar condition. But she hadn't. She had kept them for him, despite being hungry, despite being exhausted from stifling through mounds of junk for hours in the hunt for something that could be bartered for a filling meal. She had kept them for him, because New Year's Day had just passed less than a week before, and she knew he would like them as a special Birthday gift. They were one of the lasts gifts Victoria could afford to give to him before her death.
Eustass Kid did not enjoy feeling sentimentality towards his worldly possessions when it would be so easy for them to be destroyed, or stolen, or for their potential damage to used against him as a threat. But all the same, he couldn't help feeling something for a specific few. Victoria had found them for him, and they inevitably became his favorite pair of goggles. The glass in the eye pieces had become frosted over time and he could barely see out of them, but he still wore them over his head all the same, because replacing them would feel like putting something to rest when it was his duty to keep it alive and warm.
When he believed he had lost them, he had tried not to reveal his upset to nakama. He had searched relentlessly; every area of the Victoria Punk he was inclined to visit, he had militantly paced around in an attempt of catching a glimpse of blue-tinted glass under the glow of candle flame. Though his efforts were fruitless, he did not wish to request any aid in looking for them, and have them privy to his disappointment should they fail to appear. There was nowhere they would look that he had not already searched, after all. All it would serve to do was inform them that he was despondent they were missing. The only choice he had was to accept that they were temporarily absent, and hold on to the belief that they had not gone far and would eventually be returned to him. They had to be on the ship; he could distinctly recall wearing them the night before their mysterious disappearance. They were misplaced, he assured himself, but that was not the same as them being completely irretrievable.
Perhaps he should have suspected Galdino sooner; he was likely the only one ballsy enough to try a stunt like swiping something from his own Captain. Eustass Kid was not at all partial to things being kept secret from him, nor was he a fan of any surprises that put him in a temporary state of distress — something that his crew members were perfectly aware of, and generally respected.
He holds the newly returned goggles in his right hand, allowing the skin of his thumb to trace the texture of the fresh, clean leather. He presses down on the rivets adorning the strap, causing a small, circular indent in his thumb pad. In a way that is comparable to a child who anxiously tests the quality of a security blanket after it has been washed to make sure it is still the same, he has to make sure nothing has been changed in a way that doesn't resonate with him.
The repair job is excellent. Each little piece has been meticulously cleaned of grime and rust, with only the completely deteriorated parts needing to be replaced. It's clear Galdino has dedicated a significant amount of time and effort towards keeping the goggles as pristine as possible.
After a long silence, Kid completes his inspection, and draws the item to his forehead, returning it to its usual position. There is a flooding sense of relief to have it back, though he will not out himself to Galdino by confessing this. Instead, he nods at him, a silent sign of approval, of his gratitude.
Kid is a man of few words. He cannot verbalize his appreciation directly, even though it sits just below his ribcage. He is soothed by the awareness that not only are they safely returned, but now he no longer has to fear the prospect of them falling apart in his hands due to being weakened by repetitive wear.
Finally, he speaks; collected, while the wax artist nervously whimpers his fretful apology.
❝ Galdino, ❞ Perhaps this is the first time he has addressed him by his name rather than his notably condescending nickname, yet the word moves from his painted lips as if it were commonplace. ❝ Consider this yer promotion. Yer being appointed as my new errand boy. Ya can let Bubblegum know yer gonna be takin' over from him from now on. Yer bein' wasted on just managin' the gold and that. Think ye'd do better handlin' all the jobs that I don't trust anybody else doin'. ❞
A broad hand is placed directly on top of the other man's shoulder, then. Not the shoulder that he had somehow injured fairly recently, of course; the shoulder that still remains unbroken. Kid's grip tightens in a signal of companionship.
He smiles, then; his copper eyes glinting to reflect his expression of rare conviviality.
❝ Think we're gonna be spendin' a lot more time together from now on, aye? ❞
#waxgentleman#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#// i've been planning this one for days haha;;;;#// merry christmas galdino! you're kid's little helper now!#// that means you have to do all the running around for him and fetch him anything he asks for!#// because he trusts you!!! so you have to do whatever little jobs he asks you to do (:#// oh also he isn't firing you from being treasurer. you have to do both.#// also bubblegum is going to absolutely hate you to the end of time now! and might try to kill you idk#// congrats on the promotion!!#// pops party popper.
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your need to suck off the statue is not more important than its preservation for thousands of years more
so other people can see it and want to suck it off
keep your goddamn skin oils to yourself
(I HOPE these are AI, for the first time in my life. what kind of entitled bullshit)
#if you touch statues in museums in any capacity and you're not staff#doing it according to best practices#fuck you#this is not cute or funny or sexy. it's selfish#you might think these couldn't possibly be real and I wish that were true#but some people do touch and even kiss statues when the guards are distracted. for their stupid ~aesthetic~ posts and such#in major museums there ARE times when it's busy enough that this can happen unfortunately#(I worked at a museum in 2020 where we had an issue with people waiting until staff were busy and then taking their masks off)#(to get. fucking. Christmas card photos with our decorations#(I was ready to Kill)
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Merry Christmas, everyone! I've been slowly decorating our tree with the calendar this whole time and wanted to show that this time. Far from what we normally do but if I have a problem with it, I'll have to play amateur archeologist and dig the ornaments out.
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#we're watching apollo 13 now#i put on a documentary about it earlier#semi related but my ma says happy Christmas instead of merry and it always bothers me#you're not merry? no hohoho? i can't imagine that if i die 3 days before easter theyll put me in the ground as the Easter Bunny#year of the david olenick calendar#video killed the text post star#Youtube
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I'm way too excited for december 25th for an atheist who has never celebrated catholic christmas lol
#my grandmas and father are orthodox christians#i never really cared for an orthodox christmas too though#but it's certainly nice to be excited for both new year and christmas hahaha#i bought so many fairy lights and christmas tree decorations this month!! i can't wait to put them everywhere#and i want to ask my grandma toteach me how to cook something nice#finally i'm RELAXED and i can truly enjoy holidays#a privilege that i didn't have when i was in school and uni#and i got so many nice gifts for me and my family!! amazing#here's to dealing with all my debts in the next year and living the carefree life i've always dreamed of#hopefully i'll find a nice job that will pay me well and not slowly kill me hahaha#btw if you're still reading this tell me about your plans for holidays!! are you excited for them?? did you get something nice for yourself?
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Does anyone have cool board game recommendations? I'm making a list of things I want for christmas and i thought about putting avalon but like in all of my friend groups someone has it already so it feels kinda useless? But i would like some board game kinda like it bc i just love the whole lying thing
#i ilke werewolf but the nights are booooring especially is youre a villager#and once you're dead its over#and also like if you're a villager especially in the first rounds there is literally no reason not to kill you#idk what games to ask for lol so if anyone has recs :)#and i KNOW that christmas is far away i just need to bug my parents for a loong time to get them to actually buy smth#not bc they dont want to they just say okok later and dont do it#so yeah lol#mine
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I NEEED HIM I NEED HIMMMMMM!!
"Who's your king? Tell me, pet."
His black markings continued below where his dark robes previously concealed, all along his sculpted collarbones, pecs and chest. His muscles were rigid with the tension you were slowly building up in him this entire time. He possessed burly thighs that were covered with small forests of hair, as well as on his arms with sinewy veins and lightly flushed pink skin.
"Sukuna..."
And he doesn't correct you this time. His face softens and the callouses of his hands run and squeeze over the expanse of your thighs as he becomes one with you over and over again.
"My queen." He utters at last as your heart sings and blooms within your ribcage.
merriment shrine 🎄⛩️
synopsis: you're the newest concubine in Lord Sukuna's household and the object of his unrelenting ruminations (or is it desire?). When Uraume tasks you with being in charge of the Christmas festivities while Sukuna is away, you can only hope you'll deliver. What could go wrong? 🎄 largely inspired by this fic by @/sttoru 💕 words: 7.5k
cw: minors dni, x FEM!READER(Yuri), concubines, smut(p in v, double penetration(not too detailed), monster sex? I guess bc true form!Sukuna sex is not normal sex, oral f and m receiving, titty fucking, degradation, creampie(not too detailed), cum eating), violence, blood, Sukuna is a warning on his own, true form!Sukuna, SUKUNA HAS BEEF WITH BABY JESUS. MOCKING OF RELIGION/BLASPHEMY (PLS DONT READ IF THAT BOTHERS YOU. IT'S SUKUNA FFS) decapitation, bullying, heian era but it's all over the place historically and NOT accurate. angst, fluff, crack
a/n: For the secret Santa fic exchange event by @nanamiscocksleeve written for @heian-era-housewife ! I deeply apologize for the late entry! I was very intimidated writing for him for the first time but I hope you like it. 😩🎅🏽🎄💕 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!✨
my holiday smut masterlist 🎄
dividers by @/saradika-graphics. pics from pinterest
You mused peacefully as you took in the gentle dance of snowflakes outside your chamber windows, thinking if you squinted hard enough you could make out the intricate shape of each one before they landed silently on the thin dusty layer of those that fell before on the undisturbed gardens.
You hugged your kimono a little tighter around you as you sipped your tea you had laced with some ginger and cinnamon, much to the confusion of the cooks in the kitchen. The distant glare of the fireplace bestowed a soothing warmth that kept you locked in place.
Since you arrived, it quickly became no secret that you, the newest concubine to join the harem under the formidable king of curses, brought with you a peculiarity. Certain quirks that endeared you to the servants and annoyed the other concubines.
You emitted a humble air about you like the shades of aqua and seafoam green you gravitated towards. You often opted for untouched corners of the garden next to the pond and the library where you could read and write in solitude that became mistaken for arrogance by the others.
And for whatever reason or another, you insisted on this...holiday business or whatever the hell you called it, gently humming those insufferable tunes under your breath that carried though the marble hallways and adorning your room in makeshift tinsel and boughs of holly you strung together from stray pieces of greenery you found by the koi pond.
It was a very frustrating type of conundrum Sukuna didn't appreciate that was causing ripples in his vast household, especially now, as he studies you from his neighboring window on the opposite side of the estate, stroking his chin, eyes narrowed.
"My Lord." Uraume bows as their smaller frame appears in his doorway.
"Speak." Sukuna responds, not tearing those eyes of a deep rose away from where you were perched in your window, a pointed black claw gently scratching the sharp ridge of his jaw in deep thought.
"I need to know of your plans for the winter feast preparations."
"What of it?" Sukuna answers coldly.
Uraume doesn't flinch, being all too familiar with Sukuna's temperament. They knew he would rather fork out his eyeballs than waste time with frivolous matters like festive planning. Too reminiscent of the folly those disgusting humans preoccupied themselves with.
But, Uraume also knew the blind fury that would await them should they make arrangements for anything impacting the routine functions of Sukuna's household without his knowledge.
"A proposal, my lord." Uraume continues calmly. "Since we are not expecting your grace's presence until the 24th, perhaps we leave the bulk of the planning to someone else?"
Sukuna scoffed. "And who would that be?"
"One of the concubines."
"Who? He asks, slight incredulity now mixed in his sternness. "Her?"
"She...brings a new set of traditions."
"I am aware, I was not born yesterday."
"...I thought his majesty would appreciate-"
"Appreciate? Uraume, do not speak foolishly." Sukuna scolded, now fully turned to face them, his two upper muscular arms folded across his body.
Uraume merely stayed where they were, silent, undemonstrative of any reaction which they knew Sukuna preferred while he strode about the room, beginning to pace.
Finally, Sukuna came to a stop. "So be it. As long as I am not to be trifled with such matters again until my return, I do not care what the little brat does."
He paused, his expression unmoving as he addresses them one more time. "I have the most trust in your judgement, Uraume. Do not disappoint me."
"Yes, my Lord." Uraume bows again as Sukuna takes his leave, but not before eyeing you one more lingering glance before he departs, a shred of annoyance when he realizes despite the distance, he wouldn't be rid of you from his thoughts anytime soon.
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"My lady." Uraume addresses you from your doorway and you stand abruptly, bowing in acknowledgement.
"Uraume, good to see you."
"Thank you." Uraume answers pleasantly, a slight inflection in their tone carrying a fondness at your usual kindness towards them.
Although you were aloof, odd, and provided more than an earful that Uraume had to bear witness to from the other concubines, at least you treated them respectfully, unlike them.
"Lord Sukuna has departed on business with no plans to return until the 24th."
You stood up slowly, quirking a curious brow at the unexpected news.
"It is tradition that his grace hosts a feast for the winter solstice." Uraume explains. "To usher in the cold season and provide festivities. But, due to his absence, we are in need of someone to make arrangements..." Uraume clears their throat, clearly a little nervous at what your response will be, since the success of it was mostly riding on your willingness to participate.
"Would you be willing to lead the preparations, my lady?"
Silence hangs in mid air before you speak. "Me?"
"Of course." Uraume hums. "I don't doubt you'll be more than capable. I, along with many others, have noticed you celebrating this-Christmas? You call it?"
"Yes, that's right." You straighten up a little. "I mean, I'd love throw a celebration for Lord Sukuna. But, why me?"
"Well, my lady. As I said before, you are very capable. I noticed you seem to have an eye for these kinds of details between your drawings, writings, and your.." Their fuschia eyes flicker briefly to the parchment ornaments adorning a potted plant in the corner. "...creations." Their lip curls upward in a meek grin.
"Between you and I, I have never cared much for the traditions, either. Too overwhelming. But, I am curious about yours. You've caused quite a stir among the ladies of the house and, if I may speak openly..." Uraume gulps and looks at the walls nervously as if they had eyes into the conversation before lowering their voice.
"You are the first in a long while whom I have been able to tolerate, and who has treated me kindly unlike so many before you."
You give Uraume a sympathetic glance, now determined to deliver on your promise of a celebration worth waiting for.
"We'll start tomorrow."
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The shrine slowly transformed day by day. The halls became lined with pine needles accented by soft candles that emitted a heavenly glow. As the snow piled up, you recruited the help of the servants, smiling at their bewildered expressions that turned to pure joy as they touched snow for the first time, constructing an army of snowmen with various hats, scarves, and other accessories they could find around the estate, complete with carrot noses provided by the kitchen.
You, Uraume, and a team of gardeners from the palace ventured into the woods and hand selected multiple spruce trees, and, with their help, chopped them down, strapping them with ropes and dragging them back so the shrine could have its own assortment of Christmas trees, complete with what seemed to be nearly hundreds of crochet and parchment snowflake ornaments.
You had fashioned them with Uraume and some of the other ladies in waiting during craft hours in the evenings. Presents wrapped in scarlet ribbons and offerings to Sukuna began to encircle the bottom of the largest tree in the grand hall.
Across the way, however, the group of other concubines avoided the spreading merriment with disdain and scowls on their faces, not even touching or wandering in the vicinity of the Christmas trappings as though it contained a plague.
You began hosting caroling rehearsals and only you, Uraume, and a few other members of the kitchens staff had joined while your bitter cohorts tried their best to drown out the noise on the far side of the shrine, the leader of the group shooting a fiery glare at one of her minions when she began to blindly hum the catchy tune.
As Christmas Eve drew closer, the warm baked goodies become more innumerable as they popped out of the kitchen and the bakers perfected their abilities to whip up treats worthy of the season. The shrine had adopted a permanent scent of gingerbread, cinnamon, pine and peppermint that followed and clung to your robes.
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On the 23rd, the day before Christmas Eve, you and Uraume were baking and laughing with flour stained faces,
"To think, we did all this in just a few weeks' time." Uraume mused as they squished the gingerbread dough between their fingers. "Lord Sukuna will be pleased. Yes, very pleased with you indeed."
The sentiment left you with a very healthy dose of fluster as you grinned at the thought of his majesty marveling at all the work you did just for him, possibly rewarding you with something much better than you could imagine as those eyes of deep rose bestowed you subtle admiration that had not graced anyone else.
Unknown to you, an eavesdropping ear belonging to one of the concubines catches wind of this statement and skitters away quickly to spread her message to the others.
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"Spit it out already!" The cruel eyed leader of the concubines hisses to the messenger.
"I overheard that Lord Sukuna chose her specifically to lead this Christmas tradition and intends to reward her and place her higher above the rest of us, earning his grace's favor so that we might be cast out into the streets!"
Shock, fury, outrage, and blind jealousy erupted among the other concubines.
"What shall we do?" "That goddamn slut, I knew she was no good." "She needs to go!"
"Silence!!" The leader screeched over the others. "She will be dealt with. We must take matters into our own hands so Lord Sukuna is displeased and has no option but to execute her. Listen to me, I have a plan..."
And the other concubines huddled around her eagerly as they plotted your downfall.
----
Everything was ready for the elaborate Christmas Eve homecoming feast for Lord Sukuna.
The finest beast was being roasted on a spit over fiery coals under careful supervision by Uraume. In the kitchen, the chefs were hard at work chopping vegetables they had culled from the winter harvest. Puddings and treats were being whipped up and presented beautifully in festive arrangements on fine platters.
The smell of Christmas cooking overwhelmed you as you stood in the great hall, clad in a new royal jade kimono with golden ornate leaves woven in your hair that never made you appear more elegant than on this Christmas Eve of festivities.
You thought of Sukuna and what he might think when his powerful presence graced these halls again. An odd mixture of fear and admiration you harbored for him that inspired you to want to please him. Feelings about him you couldn't quite place ever since he selected you to live in his shrine even though your head had not yet graced the silk of his bedsheets.
Lord Sukuna's carnal appetites were of no mystery to you. You had heard plenty of rumors about how rough and relentless he could be. His preferences seemed to be both selective, yet apathetic if that even made sense.
You had heard the screams and loud noises of primality from behind his sealed oak doors that echoed into late hours. Though all of his concubines would walk away with their own satisfaction eventually, his copulation apparently came with scars and rough treatment.
Seldom, if ever would his fucking deviate into lovemaking territory, much less tenderness and intimacy. That is where his selectiveness came in. The gentle sighs, gasps of mind melting pleasure, soul binding thrusts, consuming kisses dotted lovingly all along your nape, breasts, and inner thighs while being brought to the pedestals of pleasure you craved to know one day from the touch of a man you were deeply in love with, seemed to be reserved for someone of an unattainable caliber to Sukuna.
Until he met someone worthy, his concubines were nothing more than warm vessels of temporary satisfaction until his thirst returned.
But, here you were daydreaming that you could be the recipient of such love from him despite all odds.
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"Whore, we're trying to speak to you!"
An indignant voice rips you out of your thoughts and you turn around, jarred at the sight of the head concubine with her supporters close by. You were outnumbered one to many. A piece of meat left to the wolves. Subtle panic slithered in and wrapped around your throat when Uraume was nowhere to be found.
The leader's scowl melted from her face into a honeyed grin, her long nails outstretching and wrapping around a delicate glass reindeer from a gorgeous wintery scene Sukuna's craftspeople had spent countless hours on.
"P-please be careful-" You raise a shaky hand.
The leader hisses at you, stealing the reindeer out of reach, her icy stare renders you speechless again. Her expression then morphs back into a sugary tone, a snake's venomous fangs concealed behind her pretty face.
"Tell me, darling. Does Lord Sukuna know you've been defiling his shrine this entire time he's been gone?" She asks as she turns the reindeer in between her graceful fingers.
"Defiling...?" You choke out, perplexed.
"Yes, defiling. With these, disgusting-"
You jump in alarm as she abruptly hurls the glass deer to the ground, watching it explode into shards as soon as it meets the unforgiving marble.
"filthy-" she reaches this time for a wreath of holly, casting it onto one of the glowing candles, setting it ablaze.
"pathetic-" the others have now joined in, breaking and trashing all your beloved Christmas decorations, hours of hard work and care being ripped, torn, shredded, and cast into the fire one after another.
"Stop, stop, please!!!" You cry and shriek, voice drowned in anguish but when you raise your hand to stop her, she turns on you immediately, the others coming to her aid, ripping and tearing at your gorgeous kimono.
"You think Lord Sukuna gives a shit about you and your stupid little Christmas traditions?" She snarls as her and the others claw the golden leaves out of your hair and they clutter on the floor, your robes now nearly in tatters. "You're just another slut. A weak, useless, ugly-"
You cower and brace for the worst, but your insides turn when you hear a warm squelch as blood splattered against the walls. A shudder runs through you at the unmistakable sound of dismantle and cleave; the King of Curses had returned.
You look up and you see him first, averting your gaze immediately and kneeling for fear of losing your head next. You're not sure how many of the concubines or servants within the vicinity were slain, but you're guessing a lot, if not all, based on the sea of blood on either side of where you were crouched.
"We'll have no more of that." Sukuna tsk'd. Those stern eyes raked over the scene, seething in annoyance at the mess in front of him. His eyes land on you and he squints as he draws closer, sensing the tremble of your frame as you didn't dare move from your spot.
"Breathe, for gods' sakes, human." He commands. "Stand up, now. Don't keep me waiting."
You rise on shaky knees, keeping your gaze downwards until you straighten up completely, looking into the formidable face of your lord and unexpected savior.
"My Lord."
"Tch." Sukuna clicks his teeth, looking over you. "This is what you call a celebration for the King of Curses?"
"I-..." You shake your head, the lump in your throat obstructing both the oxygen and words in your brain. "I can explain..."
"I do not require an answer." He growled, and you shut your lips, gaze averted downward once again in fearful shame. "You are a mess." His eyes appraise you in scrutinizing pity.
He had seen enough to know this fiasco wasn't entirely your fault. But still, the irritation he felt towards you prior for sticking out so prominently in his brain was rearing its ugly head. It was unlike Sukuna to ruminate, to toil in his mind for hours, especially over a human like you, no less.
He will deal with that later. For now, he still expects a proper feast and celebration after his lengthy travels.
"Uraume." His voice reverberates off the stony walls and Uraume is immediately at his side, their pupils dilating slightly at you in alarm at the devastating state of the grand hall that was beautifully adorned and decorated less than an hour before.
"Clean her up immediately and bring her to my chambers. In the meantime, have any available servants scrub up this mess."
"Right away, my Lord."
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A while later, you walk slowly towards Sukuna who's standing by his window. You're dressed in fresh robes chosen by him specifically of a bleeding garnet like his eyes. You take in the grand sight of him, the way the darkened shadows would bend at his back and wrap around whatever he was facing, nearly suffocating them with his presence that commanded reverence, humility, but most of all, fear. His broad shoulders, back, and booming voice with a majesty likened to the powerful mountain range that surrounded his shrine.
Even now, as he turns to face you with his monstrous appearance in his full glory with those four eyes, his harshness he exudes stirs a suppressed part of you that never desired to be removed from him. A forbidden kind of beauty not obvious to many that brimmed underneath that thick shell you were only barely skimming the surface.
"Better." Sukuna remarks, seemingly pleased with this new ensemble. "Now..."
He took a step towards you and you held your breath, preparing for the moment where you would inevitably be forced to give yourself to him and be at his non-existent mercy for whatever plans he had next. However, he surprises you.
"Are you just going to stand there, or will you join me for dinner?"
"Dinner?"
"I do not intend for my winter feast to go to waste." Sukuna frowns. "Seeing as my entire harem is now dead except for you, I have no choice but to rely on you to remedy this."
You look at him, dumbfounded. That wide gleam in your eyes that was brought out by the light hitting your irises whenever you had to crane your head to look at him(which was every time) almost pulls at him, for a moment. Almost.
"My Lord?"
"You may start from the beginning." Sukuna instructs, the top pair of arms folding seriously across his chest with the second pair on either side of his thick, muscular waist.
"Use this opportunity to prove yourself worthy and show me these ridiculous Christmas traditions you insisted on imposing on me before I change my mind, brat. "
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"These are called snowmen, my Lord." Your teeth chatter slightly as you two come to a stop in front of the wall of snowmen you, Uraume, and the servants had constructed over several weeks in the courtyard.
Sukuna stares boredly, a rush of annoyance bubbling inside him as he lays eyes on their pebble smiles, goofy hats, and multi colored scarves.
But, his eyes widen ever so slightly when he takes notice of the biggest snowman that stood out towards the back. This one towered over the others with four sticks for arms instead of two, meeting Sukuna directly at his eye level. It had four sets of pebble eyes on its face with carefully carved markings, eerily similar to someone he knew...
"What is this?"
You gulp. "It is you, my Lord."
Sukuna stares, silent. "What is the purpose of this?"
"For visual display." You answer, slowly. "Personal enjoyment. Sculpting them and playing in the snow is half the fun."
"I care little for that." Sukuna waved his hand. He studied his snowman some more. "I suppose I will allow my likeness to be erected into snow. This is supposed to represent myself and my subjects?" His eyebrow raises slightly as his pair of undereyes flicker back to look at the dozens of other, smaller snowmen in front.
You nod, slightly encouraged by this reaction that wasn't all good, but wasn't all bad either. "Yes my Lord, it is."
"Hmph." Sukuna shoots air out of his nostrils in disapproval. Then, without warning he raises his arm. You duck quickly, and simultaneously each head of each snowman besides his own is sliced off and goes flying, shooting in the air and then landing and exploding like mashed pumpkins back onto the ground.
Sukuna looks with pride at his handiwork, his glorious snowman standing tall over his now decapitated army of snowy subjects.
"Now, it is perfect."
He joins his hands behind his back and walks off with a hum back towards the shrine, leaving you both endeared and confounded.
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Next tradition.
"Alright, my Lord." You wring your clammy hands nervously as you stand in front of Sukuna, who's opted to take a seat at the head of his banquet table.
He was stuffing his face with the roast beast that was at least spared by Uraume, his stomach mouth's comical tongue wagging in anticipation with drool before he tossed a couple bones for it to gnaw on obnoxiously like a crazed animal.
"I wish to share with you the legend known as Santa Claus. Otherwise known as Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, among others."
Luckily, the feast seemed to make Sukuna more receptive, if that was even possible. Perhaps some of the restlessness (since he couldn't exactly experience hangry-ness that was exclusive to humans) was resolved by the smoked meat, giving his stomach mouth something to preoccupy him besides nagging Sukuna relentlessly.
"If you must." Sukuna rolls his eyes at you and then at the dopey expression his second mouth gives him while it's utterly high off the fresh bones it was chomping on.
"Well, this Christmas Eve night, he is said to fly and deliver presents around the world to all good children, spreading cheer and climbing into chimneys to leave presents under Christmas trees."
Sukuna's eyes narrow. "I will slaughter anyone who dares enter my household without permission." His stomach mouth gave a little belch. "I do not care for this Santa Claus you speak of."
This was true Sukuna fashion. Normally, you'd be mortified at his dramatics but by now, you had to do your best to stifle a giggle. "My Lord, it's merely a legend."
"That does not matter. If this Santa Claus you speak of attempts to enter my home, he will lose his head." Sukuna vows as he takes a hefty sip of wine before turning his glass to his stomach mouth. "Tell me about something else besides this ridiculous Santa Claus legend."
"Well..." You think for a moment then snap your fingers. "His grace might appreciate the legend of Krampus instead?"
Sukuna raises an eyebrow, corners of his mouth still turned downward in displeasure.
You clear your throat, "Krampus is a legend, like Santa Claus except he is a half goat, half demon monster who punishes naughty children. As opposed to Saint Nick whom delivers gifts, Krampus will appear and punish children who misbehave with bundles of branches, or by eating them or taking them to hell... Erm, oh! He looks like this!" You grab a piece of parchment and ink brush, pausing for a moment to make a quick sketch of Krampus.
Sukuna leans back, folding his arms, as he watches you, patiently, expectantly for this new Christmas tradition you spoke of to be better than the dreaded Santa Claus. When you're done painting Krampus, you turn your makeshift masterpiece in Sukuna's direction.
To your delight, a rare, smug expression of satisfaction tugs at the corners of his mouth when he lays eyes on Krampus for the first time.
"This is much better. I will absorb all of this Krampus's cursed energy when he appears tonight. He would be very useful to me, indeed."
You don't have the heart, or bravery to remind Sukuna that Krampus also is just a myth. Sukuna folds his arms, signalling he's done with his dinner.
"This Krampus can stay. Now, on to the rest of your silly traditions, brat."
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As the night continues on, you demonstrate more traditions for Sukuna, slowly bringing him into your world of decked out halls and yuletide merriment, albeit with his own, Sukuna-esque spin on things.
Needless to say, he loathed most of them.
"These are what are known as Christmas trees, my Lord." You gestured to the dozens of pines you and Uraume and the servants spent so much time decorating, shortly before Sukuna lit them all on fire.
Your jaw fell open and he stood there proud as the orange flames engulfed the trees in a mini forest fire within the shrine as the glow did a dance in his pupils. Sukuna inhaled, savoring the smoky wood against the releasing smell of the burning spruce.
"A much better way to enjoy the trees." He insisted.
---
Slowly, the Christmas you thought was nearly ruined was salvaged little by little as you entertained the King of Curses.
He spat out all of the overly sweet Christmas goodies immediately. However, his stomach mouth couldn't seem to get enough. Sukuna rolled his eyes as the pair of chompers devoured cookie after cookie that he fed it steadily with his lower pair of hands while his free hands rubbed his temples in defeat.
"I suppose these will do."
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He liked the Christmas presents and offerings, but not because of the origin story behind it.
"So you see, my Lord, the tradition of gift giving on Christmas came from the nativity story, of the three wise men who delivered presents to the infant Jesus, who was believed to be the son of God."
"Hmph." Sukuna sneered. "How boring. An infant? I would smite him with ease." He looked at the pile of presents. "Tch, we will continue the gift giving tradition, but only for the King of Curses, for I am the most powerful being in this realm, not a newborn baby."
You smile and bow. "Yes, my lord."
----
And when it came to the Christmas carols, he quickly nipped those in the bud.
"Enough!" He groaned, covering his ears when you and Uraume didn't even make it through the first verse of O Holy Night.
"Who is this Savior you speak of in the lyrics?" He glared as he glanced over the sheet music. "Is this about that damn infant again? How pitiful. Change it. I can barely tolerate these insufferable ballads."
Sukuna seemed to come around, but only slightly when the lyrics were more modified to his tastes:
"O holy night! the stars are brightly shining;
It is the night of the mighty Lord Sukuna's return.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining,
Till he appeared and the soul felt its worth.
A thrill of hope- the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!
Fall on your knees! O hear the angel voices!
O night divine, O night when Lord Sukuna returns!
O night, O holy night, O night divine!"
"An improvement." Sukuna frowns again, scratching his jaw. "But I cannot stand either one of your voices."
In short, Christmas carols didn't make the cut.
----
Many of the servants had retired for the night at Sukuna's request to give you and him some space alone. The fires were nearly extinguished, lingering smoke and pine permeated the air with the faint brush of cinnamon and gingerbread. The embers of the fire are boiling in a low cackle as you stand in front of your king who now sits atop his throne slightly above you.
"This last tradition is called mistletoe..." You tried to disguise your shyness as you reached in the pocket of your robes and showed him the small bundle, wrapped up in a red bow. "The leaves and white berries are actually considered poisonous." You explain, which catches Sukuna's interest immediately.
"And? What is the significance?"
"In a Norse legend, the goddess of love, Frigg, promised to kiss anyone who passed underneath it.
The tradition of kissing under the mistletoe was born shortly after in an ancient festival in Greece."
A faint glint of mischief dances in Sukuna's eyes as he leans forward with a smirk.
"That so?"
His gaze roams over you, this realization of several hours that have passed between you and the mystique surrounding his lack of physical contact with you fuels his intrigue that was beginning to simmer alongside the exhausted flames.
"And what else happens after you humans kiss one another under this tradition?" His voice now drips with honey, a contrast you were not expecting from him.
"Well, I suppose that is up to the participants. Surely, things can become a bit, intimate, I suppose."
"Hm." Sukuna outstretched a large veiny hand, taking the mistletoe from you and hanging it from the ceiling above where he was perched on his throne. He leans a hand on his chin, while one of his lower arms comes to cup you around your waist.
"Demonstrate."
He waits, and your eyes spread slightly in alarm as you were brought closer to him than you have been in the entire time you've known him.
Your lips part hesitantly, laced wetly by your wine ladden tongue. Sukuna does not budge, however his hand pressed against your back a little more urgently, his black nails lightly puncturing the garnet threads of your kimono as though he were requesting not to be kept waiting a moment longer.
Your eyes glance upwards at the arrangement of mistletoe dangling perfectly over your heads, then directly at his supple lips that part in seething wait, before leaning in and pressing yours against them without another word.
Sukuna's mouth is warm and rough, just like every last inch of him you discover shortly after when both of his lower arms bring you in between his enormous thighs, so that you are directly up against pure muscle.
His skin is heated, and practically hot to the touch between all of the formidable strength that lay encased in his looming form. Sukuna wastes no time deepening the kiss. As his mouth opens against yours, you feel as though you are being swallowed directly by rays of sun on a sweltering day, the very opposite of the present chilly night bogged with snow that now covered every inch of the land surrounding the quiet shrine.
The delicious and precise slither of his tongue in between your lips causes you to release the most beautiful gasp into his mouth. Sukuna exhales deeply,
"More."
And his lips move feverishly, low grunts escaping the opening space between them as his tongue slides against yours. Aroused, scorched by this ethereal being as he kissed you as though he were the kindling catching alight and you were the flame instead.
Your hands bravely slide up both sides of his expansive neck, your nails entangling themselves in the unruly locks of orchid. The King of Curses shudders, seemingly offput by a mortal touching him so boldly, but every passionate grind of you against him allows him to ignore it for now, as that insatiable thirst bubbles deep in his belly and begs to be relieved.
"Ahh..." A breathy moan peels softly at first then snaps as he rips the ending from your throat with a harsh gnash of his teeth to your bottom lip, as one his hands immediately snaked into the opening of your robes.
His touch is molten, but his stare is unmoving as he forces your gaze to stay captured underneath his as his hand works quickly to part your thighs, riding the hem of your kimono up your legs, cold air tickling your pussy which he's more than pleased to discover is already bare, shiny with slick underneath.
"Closer, and do not stop looking at me." He mutters. All four of his heavily hooded eyes greedily drink in the way your expression liquefies to silk when you feel that first long, languid, warm stroke between both lips of your sensitive cunt.
"I said, look at me." Sukuna growls, a clawed hand coming up to cup your cheeks, both of them pinched between his thumb on one side and the rest of his fingers on the other. He runs his tongue over his lips, a slow sneer spreading out at your gradual fucked out expression as his tongue from his belly slowly licks, savors, and swirls against your dripping entrance.
High pitched whimpers flood past your lips, the corners of your eyes begin to prick with tears as profound warmth blooms upwards from the epicenter of unrelenting pleasure Sukuna's second mouth is wringing from your swollen clit. The tongue begins to slowly curl inside of you, each groove of its wet, meaty surface gliding against the soaking velvet of your tight walls, while the upper lip encircles and sucks over your soft pearl.
"Good." Sukuna whispers, stifling a groan when he feels you involuntarily pulse around his tongue, leading to a greedy string of juices dribbling down the second throat. "Who's your king? Tell me, pet."
He tauts his abs as he maneuvers you around his stomach slightly, still keeping you locked in an iron grip but allowing you to lightly bob as he guides you to ride his tongue, his other pair of hands coming to knead your breasts, his eyes tearing into your soul.
"You, Sukuna..." You managed to sigh, as you felt the soaking warmth linger over a tried and true spot, before Sukuna promptly removes it, irritated at your unsolicited use of his name.
"Tch." He grins wolfishly at the abrupt whimper that followed when you mourned the loss. "Do not get greedy with me, brat. You will feel only what I allow you to, understood?"
He breathes out as he lowers you back onto his awaiting open mouth on his belly. "And you will only address me as your Lord, woman, understood?"
"Yes, my Lord..."
"Mm."
And you continue to feel his tongue's meticulous exploration of you with your thighs parted on either side of his large waist, however it only became more agonizing as it coaxed and only teased around all the spots that amplified euphoria, dangling that peak of arousal frustratingly out of reach.
"My Lord, p-please, I wish to cum..." your nails dig into the hollows of his chest and he glances down briefly, internally bemused at the needy mess he was turning you into, thin trails of your juices softly dribbling down the soft meat of your inner thighs.
Your eyelids flutter and the intonations of your voice begin to quiver as his second tongue began to wetly prod your sweetest spot.
Sukuna glowered briefly at his second mouth that had a mind of his own, displeased at its less sadistic nature than his and its determination to drive you off the edge whereas he was in the middle of enjoying your desperate state. He cannot place it, but this idiosyncrasy between him and the rest of his body was betraying him.
Perhaps it was due to this question that was slowly being answered in his mind of just how soft you'd be for him in the throes of pleasure, silencing his ruminations of you at long last. As you knew, he cared little about the appearance of the concubines he chose to feed his ravenous sexual appetites.
He had rarely encountered a pretty face, and, for the first time, the King of Curses felt compelled to worship.
"Hmph. Cum for me then, brat." He croons harshly to disguise his waning willpower. "Be a good mistress and cum for your king. Don't you dare hide your eyes from me..."
And the dam quickly burst and you soaked his lap, tears releasing in your eyes as well, your blurry gaze burning as you obeyed Sukuna's command to keep your eyes on him.
The second mouth panted as it worked to clean you up, guzzling your arousal like it was nectar as it stuck to its lips and Sukuna's powerful torso in a shiny sopping coat of sheen.
"Good." Sukuna praised, pulling you off him as he undid the remainder of his robes, the subtle sound of the garment hitting the floor causes you to clench your thighs, even more so as you saw him, completely bare in front of you for the first time.
If you were any other whore, he would not have stopped after you finally came, if he had let you cum at all. Sukuna delighted in denying his partners their utmost release until it was practically unbearable, then would push them well over the threshold of normal stimulation, until he sunk his teeth in their shoulder and fucked them roughly with his dual cocks.
Now, as he tears off his robes, allowing the element of anticipation to linger with the promise of what was to come next, and the heat to smolder lying in wait, he realizes this first time with you would be much, much different. With you, things were unhurried and slow.
His black markings continued below where his dark robes previously concealed, all along his sculpted collarbones, pecs and chest. His muscles were rigid with the tension you were slowly building up in him this entire time. He possessed burly thighs that were covered with small forests of hair, as well as on his arms with sinewy veins and lightly flushed pink skin.
But, what stood out most of all were two staggering, meaty cocks that bloomed red at both tips that flopped against his belly. Veins adorned both sides, running purplish blue, a very large, plump, taut set of balls dangled in a flesh colored sack underneath.
You couldn't help but get on your knees, entranced as you slowly sank to the floor. Your mouth began to salivate as you took in the bulbous tips that had to pass for almost three of your fingers alone, mind fuzzy with both excitement and intimidation as you wondered how you could possibly accommodate both.
"My Lord, m-may I?" You lick your lips, whimpering as the throb of your clit begins to pulse as your warm pussy squeezes around nothing. You were still worked up from your orgasm, however having already been brought to heaven and back, you were eager to please Sukuna. After all, as you were repeatedly coached in your trainings as a concubine, a good one always pleases her Lord.
"Excuse me?" Sukuna frowns, ice in his tone.
"P-please my Lord? I wish you pleasure you, to suck your cocks..." You swallow, the blinders of arousal causing all shame to disappear out the window.
Sukuna scoffs pridefully. "Really? And why would I let you do something like that, brat? You think I require your mouth so badly?"
He taunts, noticing the way your pussy still bore no shortage of wetness. As a matter of fact, it was trickling even more as the thoughts of taking Sukuna's cocks in your mouth only aroused you to nearly primal levels.
"Please, please my Lord..." You breathe slowly as your teeth brushed your bottom lip, his hands coming to undo the knot of your kimono, allowing the garment to slide in a sensual display down your shoulders like seafoam receding over a shoreline, until all of your bareness lay exposed to his hungry eyes.
Sukuna stared at you, wrestling internally at the hazy feelings the sight in front of him was conjuring up. You were so desperate, panting and waiting. The smell from your soaked heat was earthy yet sweet, an aphrodisiac to his nostrils. You were so needy, so eager to allow you a taste of him, the way you tilted your head so sweetly as you begged permission.
"Very well..." Sukuna's jaw slackened just a tad before running his thumb along your glossy bottom lip, the pointed edge of his nail and thumb just barely poking your tongue, which you indulged him and slowly licked it into your mouth.
"Fuck, such a needy little thing, you. God, such a whore..."
He presses his thumb onto the middle of your tongue. "Open..." He pumped one of his shafts with the other, as you gently opened your lovely lips, gradually and steadily feeding you his cock, twinkling eyes peeking through your lashes.
"Fuck..."
The utter groan he lets out is music to your years, and you meet him more than halfway immediately, stuffing his cock quickly into your mouth and almost hitting the back of your throat.
Sukuna grits his teeth as you accept him so greedily. His size was such that the entire thing didn't quite fit, filling up such a pretty mouth and throat until your eyes watered, the stretch eased by how much you ached for him, and how delicious his heated skin tasted in your mouth. So warm and rigid as you feel him pulse with life with the faintest trace of salt from the blooming precum.
Your eyes roll back and you begin to bob your head, squeaking with surprise when Sukuna pushes your head, relishing the glistening coat of drool you leak every time the heavy shaft withdraws from your reddened lips. His hand tangled in your hair, guiding you up and down his cock.
Sukuna panted and grunted, falling backwards on his throne with you at his feet, his hips rippling as he couldn't help but fuck himself into your plush, silky, mouth. His other cock aches for attention as well, and he gets an idea.
"Your breasts..." He rasped. "Touch yourself, present them to me."
Mouth still stuffed with cock, you innocently batted your lashes as both your hands came to grip your tender globes, lifting them slightly as you gently pushed them together, creating the perfect, sinful little valley for Sukuna to slide his second cock.
Using the mixture of slick and spit and sweat from his other cock, he coats the second one with his hand and throws his head back as it meets that slippery canal, squished in between your two yummy tits.
You groan loudly, hugging the velvety length between your breasts as you continued to slobber all over the other. You cooed and whined sweetly, rubbing your thighs together, a practical second orgasm almost inevitable from watching this being, this king, this God, so wanton and so aroused.
"I'm going to cum. Don't stop, don't stop gazing at me like that, my goddess..."
He looked down at you, his lovely little slut, so filthy and carnal. This alluring, sexual siren he awakened that was concealed beneath a pair of glittering shy eyes and quiet exterior this whole time. You were a treasure to be guarded, a goddess of Earth and flesh, worthy of his devotion, of his love, and he finally snaps.
Both cocks ooze generous spurts of silvery white cum. It paints both of your supple tits like jelly. It's warm and thick as it coats the inside of your throat and mouth. Sukuna marvels at this masterpiece he's made out of this celestial canvas of you, slowly drawing out his slick, sticky cock and tracing your puffy lips with the milky gloss.
"My Lord..." You purred.
"Mine." He whispered before he yanked you against his lips again, greedily and messily tasting himself off of you, both hands nearly covering both sides of your face as he drank the breath from your lungs.
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Sukuna's bed is warm just like the heat that runs rampant throughout his body. His pillows and linens bend to accept you and embrace you like you have always belonged there despite this being the very first time you did.
A galaxy is born in that moment when both heads of his cock begin to rub and slowly push inside both of your holes, stretching you in a way no other man or being for that matter has ever done before.
"Look at me..." Sukuna commands again. His booming voice is reverent and his gaze is eternal as he bites back more groans that simmer at the back of his throat. You grip the sheets, sweetly calling his name.
"Sukuna..."
And he doesn't correct you this time. His face softens and the callouses of his hands run and squeeze over the expanse of your thighs as he becomes one with you over and over again.
"My queen." He utters at last as your heart sings and blooms within your ribcage.
The world shifted that night as the King of Curses irrevocably bound himself to you.
And when the exhaustion had claimed you, when you could no longer be flooded, filled, and fucked, when the sheets felt like silk and your tired limbs and his wove together like emerald leaves of holly, as his seed gushed inside your womb and buried a mixture of each other so deep and raw and new in a way that could not be conceived again.
The nighttime was quickly forgotten as you fell asleep to the King of Curses' heartbeat, the dawning hours of Christmas morning ushering in a gentle wave of steadfast snow.
#as you can see I'm tweaking tf out BECAUSE THAT’S MY MAN RIGHT THERE#MY SUKIE!!!!!#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#i'm so glad he killed those bitches#i clapped so hard you don't understand#and then reader showing him the Christmas traditions was so damn cute#like with the snowman looking like him 🥺#I knew he would love krampus i just knew it#and him saying no to the carols took me out 😭#i love him so muchhhhhh#this is such a masterpiece jelly thank you for this#and thank you for the tag you're so sweet#ryomen sukuna x reader
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