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"Ah! Uni!"

That's a surprise! Was he talking too much to himself?

"N-Nothing... It's just that I might have... left a really bad impression on her. See, I went like this trying to prank her, thinking she's a really easy-going person and we could share a few laughs, but... ah..."

"N-Not only did she take it really badly because I didn't know she's married to another person, Noire is someone she hates and... s-she threatened to kill me off it too..."

It's a very... extreme reaction, at least for him. Whatever those two had, it must be really, really bad.

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"M... Maybe I'll just stick with Lastation... Maybe Vert too...?"

Being with Uni and Noire feels like the best option...-

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"I... I get it, it's fine... Normal voice it is..." Although, considering what happened, he's DEFINITELY GOING TO STAY AWAY FROM PLANEPTUNE FOR A WHILE...

"But well... y-you don't have to worry about me trying to impersonate her, I mostly do it around Noire... and Uni... Because impersonating major figures in public are... y-you know..."

"But even then, ah... I guess I made a terrible first impression, huh? I thought you were Noire's friend, and I heard lots of good things about you, so I thought to pay you a visit, and... well..."

He never expected her to be so... touchy about the subject. He definitely should have put more research into it.

"You can cosplay as Noire, just don't walk around acting like her."

Oh look, she powered down from NEXT.

"Just use your normal voice, and not hers. There's a whole fanclub about me that dress like Neptune, so it's fine."

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"Oh."

"O-Oh..."

Well, that's not a good sign. Not a good sign at all.

"Well... if that's the case, then I'm sorry, I'll just take my leave and not bother you again, Miss Purple Heart." Ah, gone to formalities. "I'll... be sure not to show my face around here again, is that fine?"

"WHY?!"

RUBY? IT'S NOT A NAME HE KNOWS...-

"W-Wait wait wait, sorry! I was just kidding! I'm a friend of Uni's and Noire's, Eri! I-I'm just a boy who's cosplaying Noire! W-Well... more like shapeshifted, but you know-"

"A-Anyways... I'm sorry, I didn't think you were that prone to... w-well... violence... I guess all the rumors about you were wrong..."

He thought Neptune was the easy-going one! What happened?!

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"WHY?!"

RUBY? IT'S NOT A NAME HE KNOWS...-

"W-Wait wait wait, sorry! I was just kidding! I'm a friend of Uni's and Noire's, Eri! I-I'm just a boy who's cosplaying Noire! W-Well... more like shapeshifted, but you know-"

"A-Anyways... I'm sorry, I didn't think you were that prone to... w-well... violence... I guess all the rumors about you were wrong..."

He thought Neptune was the easy-going one! What happened?!

"Neptune! My beloved wife! Muah!~" Eri, please. "It's wife tax day! You know what that means? It means revealing your innermost secrets! Come, come! What's your most embarassing secret, eh?~"

He isn't actually thinking Neptune is going to tell it, JUST GETTING REACTIONS

LIKE A TROLL

"Who are you and what have you done with Noire? Firstly, Noire knows I'm already married to Ruby. Secondly, she does not talk like that. Third, my Noire actually hates Neptune."

"So you have five seconds to explain yourself before I cut you down."

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I love writing Rirune alot

Sometimes, you could tell he learned alot in his travels

On another hand, it's like he never changed at all asjlgHLAJSG

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"LILY!!!"

FWOOM!

ENJOY YOUR TOAST, LILY

"Hey Crescent, can you hold these two slices of bread for me?"

"...? Okay?"

[alchemistdetective]

"Nope! As long as you give me good materials, then we're all good!"

THROWS STEVE BACK INTO YOUR COURT

Gently takes your rock because it's a NICE ROCK

PLOP

[alchemistdetective]

"Hello! Amber apologizes for not doing her drafts lately."

"As an apology, please accept one(1) Steve."

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"Hey Crescent, can you hold these two slices of bread for me?"

"...? Okay?"

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"Remember, everyone! In Lastation, I approve in all kinds of love! Let it be handholding, romantic dates, a night out in our famous 5-star cafe, and more!"

"This offer also includes sisters. Especially mine."

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So who has the fluffier tail? Rirune or the foxglove fairy?

Well, Rirune is a kitsune, SO...

But he doesn't mind grooming her tail!

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Keep up the good work < 3. You keep seducing those lovely people! You can do it~ Koakoa~

-sophisticatedsuccubus < 3

"What I'm doing is different from what you might think though, Koa-Sensei..."

HE SUCKS THEIR SOULS OUT

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Seducing the seductress

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"OoohHhooh! Creeesscccent! I'm a ghostie now!"

"BoooOoooooOOo!"

"Who hurt you."

SHE'S GETTING HER GUNS

WHOEVER MADE HER INTO A GHOST WILL PAY

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"Okay, but the big question is 'how does Seiga-'..."

"Nevermind, I don't want to know."