#and ‘unalive’ can never be taken seriously

[gregmarriage]

incoherent post, as always <3

will always be funny that i made a post about literally unaliving myself, and it flopped 😂

[dippedinmelancholy]

I've been watching a lot of ACOTAR videos/reading a lot of posts, a lot of lurking without saying much and I just want to say -

This fandom is so gross, honestly. If you don't like a character, that's fine. If you connect with Feyre for whatever reason, fine. If you you resonate with Mor because she's complicated, fine.

But the people you're talking to are REAL. The people you are insulting, the people you're telling to unalive themselves, they are REAL. Your comments leave long lasting impressions.

It's absolutely disgusting the things people feel comfortable and proud of saying to other people. For some of you, I hope earnestly you find healing for whatever is causing you to treat others this way. As popular as ACOTAR is, I really think how the fandom acts and how the characters are framed is why they will never be viewed as earnestly powerful fantasy novels rather than just faerie smut. It's not the presence of sexual scenes. It's how fans act, it's how they speak, and it's how favorite characters (Largely Feyre and the IC, lets be real) can only be framed as perfect victims rather than complex people with reasonings for their fuck ups and processing. This framing is done by SJM and fans, and I find it really distasteful. Every person who really loves Nesta constantly has to defend ourselves for liking this "monster", preface every thing we like about her with "not justifying her wrongs, I know she was not kind". Yet no matter how kind a Nesta fan is, you will have people coming to tell them that if they like Nesta, they're a monster, they're abusive and they hope someone unalives them in the end. Today I literally read Nesta fan post where someone just said Nesta was inspirational that you could overcome darkness within your soul even when none of your family understands. In response, a Feyre fan responded telling them they hoped someone curb stomped her cunt. GET SOME HELP. YOU ARE HORRIBLE. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. This series will never be taken seriously. You're all high school bullies all over again. It's fucking exhausting. To everyone, regardless of who you like in a fandom - You're not a monster for what characters you enjoy. You can enjoy a morally grey or evil character for what they bring to a story and not be morally corrupt. Take space for yourself and take advantage of the block button. People are monsters. Do better.

[theyanderespecialist]

Roxy's Bunny (Headcanons) Yandere Roxanne Wolf X Animatronic Non-Binary Bunny

#YandereRoxy #YandereRoxanneWolf #YandereFNAF #RoxyFNAF #FNAFRoxanneWolf #RoxanneWolfXReader #Reader #NonBinaryReader #NonBinary #AnimatronicReader #FNAF #FNAFSecurityBreach 

 [Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is a really old request from the archive of our own! So I hope that you all enjoy this!

(Disclaimer: Roxanne Wolf is not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine, just do not be illegal or gross about it. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have!)

Once again, please enjoy this!]

-Headcanons with Yandere Roxanne Wolf X Animatronic Non-Binary Bunny-

.Roxy liked this new animatronic.

.You were the new bunny animatronic at Bonnie Bowl.

.Your stage name was (Name) Bunnie. Or Bunnie for short!

.Roxy loved the sweet little bunny you are.

.Though she was too shy to tell you how she feels about you.

.With you Roxy is overprotective and clingy.

.Only she is good enough to be with you.

.So she scares anyone away from you, her sweet bunny.

.She also loves to pull on your fluffy tail.

.Making you squeak and fluster she finds it adorable.

.She loves to tease you and make you flustered.

.She is obviously the traditionally male role of the relationship.

.Most of the time at least.

.She is the one charming you and protecting you and filling the courtship role very nicely.

.You are he sweet little bunny and man is she smooth with you.

.Until you start to show her affection then she becomes flustered and shy.

.She adores it though when you give her attention.

.It makes her feel amazing and wanted and she loves it.

.When you show others attention though she gets grumpy and salty and jealous as all hell.

.You are hers and you should only give her your attention.

.She knows she is number one and she will be your number one no matter what.

.She deals with rivals by either scaring them away or outright hurting them to make them back off.

.She also would be willing to unalive them as well. NO One takes you away from her

.She also is not afraid to threaten other animatronics or bots.

.You are hers!

.If someone were to hurt you? They would be dead.

.She also DOES NOT trust Monty or Vanessa near you AT ALL.

.Never lets you out of sight if she can help it.

.Always hovering around you.

.Will growl at anyone who tries to touch you or looks at you the wrong way!

.Would confess to you in the most romantic way she can manage.

.A nice date where she confesses how she feels to you.

.If you say yes, you sealed your fate you are her partner and she is never ever letting you go.

.Say no? and she is a bit more aggressive with you she is hurt you said no.

.But she will think someone else is in the way and she WILL Find out who so she can get rid of them once and for all.

.Then you will be all hers! and Hers ALONE! Forever.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Finally got this one done! I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy all my sexy muffins![

[bluelizze]

A bit of a crack but taken seriously king of art. This is based on a post by @66666666kg on the bird app.

I do wanna give some context so there’s a spoiler warning relating to BNHA S7 (mostly oc lore but it’s important) under cut

I’m not sure if I ever mentioned it (if I did, I only gave like a lil hint or detail) but by Season 7, if my oc is involved, she will die.

She will basically unalive herself. This whole lil mini arc I made for myself is actually very inspired by Focalors’ Execution in Fontaine Archon Quest.

There’s also the fact I made a somewhat made a place in tenko/tomura’s vestige world where he’s watching Yukina perform (think like how the traveler saw furina’s performance in her inner subconscious)

This is important to keep in mind bc the next part is basically where I referenced the art

Yukina will be basically act as Rochelle, the person who he has come to know before her reveal to him. And around the end of the play, Yukina (as Rochelle) does a little dance.

So that’s basically what’s happening in my drawing (in crack bc I’m coping y’all).

The “Be Real” can reference how this is Yukina. Yukina acting her life. This is the real her. An empty shell who doesn’t even know how to be a normal human being.

Yukina now has fully white hair (from Marie Antoinette syndrom) but she is dressed up from when she was at the beginning (as Rochelle). That’s symbolizes of how Tomura sees Yukina even after learning her real name and identity. Weather she was “acting as Rochelle” or not, he never thought of her any different or less. He loves her all the same.

And he becomes angry of the fact that she is driven to unalive herself because at this point, she is so broken. Beyond repair.

[sybilius]

"unalive" can never be taken seriously by me like as a general principle I try not to give physical venting an active suicidal flavor but I could say right now "I'm gonna unalive over this headache" and it would sound exactly as it does, too stupid to be a real threat or anything other than a joke

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS KOHAKU OUKAWA 27

Spoiler for my stories

Character addition: Dollmaker (MDD MC), Phantom ( MDD Mayoi ), Rinrin ( MDD Rinne ) DD Niki ( MDD Niki ), Mama ( MDD Madara ) merumeru ( MDD HiMERU ) Kana ( MDD kaname )

Bee: (◍•ᴗ•◍) hello again

Merumeru: (*^‿^*) oh it's the kohaku from that dream.

Doll: what? (`ー´) you know bee?

Merumeru: is that your nicknames here? What about you (to doll) then ?

Doll: (￢ ￢)

Mad hatter: it's doll. (✿^‿^)

Doll: (`ー´) you aren't the one being ask.

Mad hatter: we all know you aren't going to say it anyway.

Merumeru: how cute, it's like you all siblings.

Doll: (`ー´) I won't be siblings with the likes of him ( to mad hatter)

Bee: ehh. But mad hatter is nice. Why not? He made couple keychain for me and omae (っ˘ω˘ς ) it's very cute and omae like it too. Thank you very much for it!

Mad hatter: anything for lil bee.o((*^▽^*))o

Doll: (`ー´) it seems there's based favoritism even in this place.

Mad hatter: oh my are you jealous doll~?

Doll: go die.

Reaper: ahaha.. that sound like other bee would say but remembering your a ---

Doll glare at reaper before he can say the T word.

Reaper: ahaha... Impossible you mean it. (^～^;)ゞ

Merumeru: hmm. You all seems to get a long pretty well. It worries HiMERU when you were taken by another dollmaker.

Doll: (￢ ￢)

Bee: (；^ω^） ehh... Pls forgive my spouse.

Merumeru: oh so you two aren't divorce yet? (˘･_･˘)

Reaper: (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;) oh gott-- *runs away.

Bee:...

Bee: (✿^‿^) why would that be the case...? If I remember it correctly the reason I summoned you in my au before so I can ( censored ) a bunny that trying to steal MY spouse from me. With the help of descendant of the first Dollmaker and false Blue star I can surely make it possible. Along side the other two.

Doll: the what now? (⊙_◎)

Mad hatter: spoiler alert! (ﾉ*0*)ﾉ

Merumeru: (￢ ￢) hmm you seems to be the same as before.

Doll: same??? Ahmmm??? You sure you don't meet the other bee?? The murderous psychopath one??? (@_@)

Merumeru: what? When I was summoned in that place, that kid ( point at bee ) is wearing the same outfit as that one ( point at Mad hatter) but he already told us he want to unalive certain Aira Shiratori in his world once he come back from a trip. To take back the "heart" of his spouse that was "stolen" by the Aira of that place.

Bee: (`ー´) he is to die.

Doll: BEE???? BEE??? ヘ（。□°）ヘ are you possess by your other self?? Speak to me, bee tell me yes or no!! (＠_＠;)

Mad hatter: (ㆁωㆁ) umu my cute lil bee acting so tough. You make your mad hatter Nii so proud of my little love sick lil bee bro. (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡

Doll glare at Mad hatter: (`ー´) IT WAS YOU.

Doll: YOU CORRUPTED BEE!! ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ How dare you corrupted The most innocent one in our circle?? (╬`益´)

Mad hatter: GASP. ARE YOU BLAMING ME??? (・`ω´・) YOU KNOW NOTHING OF LIL BEE.ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ I CORRUPTED NO BODY!!

Mad hatter: lil bee

Bee: (o˘◡˘o) do you all want bunny meat barbeque for later? I'll make one!

Doll: *gasp.

Doll, now choking Mad hatter: HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO HIM. I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

Mad hatter: it wasn't me! (；⌣̀_⌣́) bee is Already like that since we meet!!!

Doll: shut up with your lies, I will make you admit your sins! (ノ°益°)ノ

.

.

Merumeru: (￢ ￢)

Bee: (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Merumeru: you seriously pretending in front of your other self?? (ーー;)

Bee: ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ pretending? I never pretend. (◕દ◕)

Merumeru: right.... (￢ ￢)

[sainamoonshine]

There is also, I think, a need to help people figure out when and where to code-switch instead of just bitching and policing their language.

Like, it is accurate and pertinent to point out that using the word “unalive” in the actual blurb printed on the actual cover of the book you’re trying to self-publish will negatively impact your book launch, invite derision, and cause audiences to dismiss you out of hand. This is very harsh, but it’s also true. In the same way that you shouldn’t use slang on your cv, or in a professional email to someone you have not previously met and evaluated the vibe of. Not if you want to be taken seriously as a competent professional, that is.

It is also necessary to explain how tag systems are supposed to be used to new users of a platform, when they are coming over from enshittified websites where things like tags and keywords have been hopelessly warped by capitalism until their function became entirely divorced from what they’re supposed to be.

Both of those things can be done with patience and understanding, and they don’t need to come with a heavy side-dose of “your use of language is wrong forever and immature to boot”. People don’t know what they don’t know.

Kids have always rebelled against enforced language registers because the people enforcing them are usually dicks about it. And a lot of that enforcement is, I will admit, caused by a refusal to change and let language be flexible! (Also racism and ageism). But part of that enforcement is also based on actual realities.

I think the reason the discourse about this is more fraught than I remember previous language discourse being (and I am a french speaker, okay, I’ve been knee-deep in the spelling drama for years), is that for once the new Youth(tm) slang is ALSO based on actual realities. They have evolved these words as a response to censorship, corporate or governmental surveillance, and algorythmic bullshittery. So you have adults telling kids “you can’t use these newfangled terms in the real world” and meanwhile kids are like “where the eff do you think I live if not in the real world???” And everybody is just refusing to listen to each other because, well, both side is technically correct in their own respective context.

We have also reached an era where different language registers and group-speak and code-switching is no longer cleanly separated between online and offline. It is often necessary on the same platform between one interaction and the next. And a lot of people (I’m going to say especially white, middle-class, anglophone people, but that’s just a gut instinct don’t quote me on this), do not even know what code-switching is. And I’m pretty sure I only learned about language registers when I was in high school, myself. I mean sure, most people do it instinctively; you don’t talk to your mom the way you talk to your bff. But what is instinctive in spoken language might not be as much in written communication, or online where everybody is just an avatar and a screen name. The fact that a work email, for example, should read vastly differently than a text, is not obvious if you’ve never sent or read one. You need to be told.

So we are expecting people to adapt their entire lexicon from one platform to the next, one post to the next, one audience to the next… without explaining why this is necessary (or preferable), and often by approaching these people with scorn. Yeah, that’s not gonna work.

(Especially with the rising puriteen trends where they straight up claim that using a customer service voice or only pretending to like your colleagues is ‘manipulation’ because if you don’t reveal everything about you always all the time it’s ‘sus’…. Yeah sure I’m gonna expect these people to be receptive to the idea that adapting one’s vocabulary to the situation is normal and expected and not something to be angry about. Huh-huh.)

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

[thejollywitchtaster]

Random Thoughts on U.S. Government-Centered Conspiracy Theories...

I have been thinking about conspiracy theories, especially the U.S. Government-Centered ones, that have come and gone and still hold some fascination in the minds of highly imaginative, mildly illogical, scarily gullible, and non-common sense thinkers throughout the mid-to-late 20th (1900s) century and 21st (2000s) century.

I have watched many videos of conspiracy theories out of sheer curiosity and boredom. I don't believe in many of the theories and have noticed that all the conspiracies, especially those related to the US government, are ALL the SAME basic plot just with slightly different "evidence" that was conveniently and easily found and accessibly accessed by a freaking civilian with zero, I repeat ZERO government clearance, and without the "men in black" coming to their house to arrest and/or unalive the person who hacked into government archives before it is, ya know, put out on the INTERNET (ya know something that the government can easily access and trace the IP address of said hacker as they're hacking, especially if they're noobs and don't know how to encrypt their IP address) and just let the hackers not only hack the government archives but also put it on the internet and talk about it.

I'm just like, first of all, if ANY of these conspiracy theories about SECRET, OFF THE BOOKS, government human testing/brainwashing projects were true in ANY capacity, WHY ON EARTH WOULD THE US GOVERNMENT ALLOW EVIDENCE OF THESE SUPER SECRET PROJECTS TO EVER SEE THE LIGHT DAY?!

The US Government would NEVER want ANY US citizen or any other country to know about their off-the-books and highly unethical and inhumane projects.

This leads me to think that most, if not ALL, conspiracy theories, especially the US government-related ones, might actually be Alternate Reality Games a.k.a ARGs.

The reason I believe this is for a few reasons and they are as follows:

1.) A random and ordinary person (who is most of the time, if not always, a WHITE, MIDDLED-AGED MALE) with no US government clearance and/or hacking skills who just "stumbles" upon a mysterious discrepancy in either random news reports, their own company that's even owned by the government, or just come across said evidence via a walk in the woods, a random package in the mail, or an old trunk sealed in the wall of the house they just happened to buy for no particular reason (other than needing a inexpensive place to live).

2.) Most of, if not all of the "evidence" and/or "proof" is HEAVILY redacted and is not really "proof" and/or "evidence" of anything that is being discussed and/or "exposed" in the government conspiracy.

3.) The conspiracy "theorist" says all this random shit and doesn't give any indication of what the fucking relevance the random facts have to the theory.

4.) The "Theorist" forces the "evidence" and/or "proof" to fit the conspiracy that the theorist "believes" to be "true" for some insane reason.

5.) The "evidence" and/or "proof" doesn't prove ANYTHING and is totally pointless and easily debunked by any intelligent person who has fucking common sense.

AND

6.) All the conspiracy theories I've come across are ALWAYS surrounding the fucking US GOVERNMENT "hiding" something that somehow was found out by some, white, middle-aged male who doesn't have a single genuine intelligent brain cell, and is super lonely and bored and has too much time on his hands, and for some reason either doesn't have a job or has a job that is WAY too flexible in its hours to be legit.

I've taken the time to actually give all these conspiracy theories I have heard about and listened to, some deep thought, and have convinced myself that most of, and if not ALL of these conspiracy theories are ARGs a.k.a Alternate Reality Games that were meant for entertainment purposely only and were taken way too seriously by some gullible and mildly insane people would most-likely be seduced into a cult because they literally don't have common sense and don't take the time to critically think about the conspiracy theory they just listened to and just decided to believe in it even though it is fucking insane, illogical, easily debunked, and mostly lies.

I don't easily believe things due to my massive trust issues and my knack of ALWAYS doing fucking research to see if something is real or not before fucking assuming like a single-brain-celled insane person who downright refuses to think for themselves and would rather believe everything on the internet is true (when NEW FLASH approximately 98% of the information on the internet is most-likely fake in some compacity, I.E A.I generated images, ebooks, articles, and videos).

******The Government Conspiracy Theory that's not really a conspiracy, but actual fact and is true, is the "MK Ultra" Government Brainwashing/Mind Control Project that the government did during the height of the Cold War (mid-to-late 1950s). This is the only one that I know truly happened and is, for the most part, legit.******

[pradagymbag]

things we're leaving behind in 2023

Below is a short (but also kind of really long) list of things that are out in 2024. Peace and love to those who still engage with the following items/actions though. This is solely my opinion and mostly just for fun. That being said you should take all of these very seriously as if they were federal law. Without further ado, my list of outs for the new year. (It's almost February).

TikTok slang

It's time we go back to our roots and start studying up on ol' reliable (dictionaries). I am absolutely not one to hate on internet slang. Half of my vocab is non-english made up jargon from twitter. I am no better than the average internet abuser. HOWEVER, there is a drastic difference between common internet rhetoric and TikTok slang. It goes beyond acronyms, inside jokes, niche memes, etc. TikTok has cultivated this new wave of language that goes beyond anything we have ever seen in the history of the internet. Here are some things to eradicate from your vocab: rizz, gyatt, cheugy, unalive, bussin, delulu "the way", "it's the_____for me", "it's giving____", "beige flag", "bro is sus" "booktok", "frenchbulldogtok", "karentok" etc. I could keep going for so long but we're still on item 1 of this list so I will bite my tongue.

2. Sambas

Ugh this one makes me sad because I really did love this era. These were another classic Americanized (ruined) European trend. One of Adidas' most classic indoor soccer shoes, turned MASSIVE trend piece. These shoes were so perfect for everyday and they matched with everything. However, the number of people wearing them has gotten far too high. It pains me to say but these are the new all white Air Force 1s. Truly devastating. I don't even feel safe stepping out in my Onitsuka Tigers because I fear they will become the new government issued, default staple shoe.

3. Not setting boundaries/energy vampires

Keeping this one short and sweet. In 2024 we ARE setting boundaries and we are NOT letting people leech off of our energy. Everyone has dealt with someone who refuses to help themselves and continues to dig themselves deeper into a hole of their own sorrow. Obviously be there for your friends when they need, but there is a clear line where your role as a friend gets taken advantage of and you should never feel guilty for protecting your peace!

4. Joggers

GET THEM OFF ME IT BURNS MY ANKLES ARE SUFFOCATING AND I CAN'T BREATHE PROPERLY. Please wear what you like and feel comfortable in no matter what anyone says! Unless, you're going to be disgracing denim and destroying the purpose of sweatpants as we know them.

5. Editing photos to make them look like film

I can think of 1 EASY trick to make your photos look like film, shoot them on film! I absolutely love the process of editing photos and the different ways to make a photo have a certain look. What I can't wrap my head around is faking your medium. Film cameras are abundantly available in thrift stores and online secondhand shops. You can also find a decent new one without breaking the bank. The entire art of film photography is the unknown, the process, and unique outcome. Something about using your phone or computer to try and counterfeit that look feels backwards and unproductive. That being said if your a huji-cam diva, more power to you I guess!

6. Being anti-outdoors

NATURE IS HEALING!!!!!!!! I genuinely do not understand people who don't like going for a little walk, or just getting up and breathing some fresh air. If you'd rather stay inside and play on ur iPhone than get outside and connect with the world that created you I'm scared of you and not sorry.

7. Wanting to move to NYC

Okay okay relax, I want to move there too. Here's the thing though, there is such a difference in wanting to move to New York to pursue certain interests/careers/hobbies/etc, and wanting to move to New York solely because its New York. In 2023 more than ever I noticed people moving to NYC as if it's some sort of trend. It's such a wild concept to up and move to one of the most culturally diverse places in the country just to never go above 14th street. Dimes square you will be dealt with and forgotten in the new year.

8. Being embarrassed of your music taste

Erase the part of you that cringes and embrace the cringiest parts of yourself! I used to be so shy when someone would give me an aux cord and would only play music to cater to others. When I stopped censoring my tunes I noticed I was only being asked to aux more! I promise you people gravitate towards you more when you are being authentic.

9. Caring about Instagram

In 2023 there was a fad of "making Instagram casual again" but the thing is the "casualness" of these posts became more of a performance than ever before. The idea of trying so hard to curate a feed that looks like you don't try at all is so dystopian. Just post what you want to post when you want to post it. Not sure if anyone has told you this but it's actually your account! You can do whatever you please whether thats extravagant photoshoots or a random zoomed in picture of your grandma's living room.

10. Going to the mall

Let's be serious the mall was left behind long before 2024 came around, but we're making it official. These vibeless hellscapes need to be demolished before it's too late. Not only do they promote the abominable monster that is capitalism to the highest degree, they are just wholeheartedly awful and sinister. You're telling me this 4 story, 250,000 square foot demon of a building with a Cinnabon on every corner is bringing any sort of light into your life? I would call you a sick and twister liar, I don't care how good the Auntie Anne's is. Everything is expensive, made from cheap material, costs 5x more than it should, and is going to end up in a landfill anyways. Consider my case rested.

11. Everything bagel seasoning

This was genuinely peak Trader Joe's especially during the sourdough arch. That being said things got so dark when they started putting this literal bird food on salmon and other outrageous food items. Yes I love everything bagels, yes I love ice cream, no I absolutely do not want any everything bagel ice cream. This is just another reminder not to touch a classic or things will all go down the drain.

[stellocchia]

There is one thing I sometimes mention in my rants about c!Dream’s and c!Tommy’s relationship that I never expanded on, which is c!Dream assiging c!Tommy an almost divine value, well, that changes now! 

Turns out I just cannot write short and concise analysis it seems, so I put everything under the cut...

/rp

I’ve talked a few times before about how Dream in his mind gives Tommy added value (again, Tommy has value as a human being already, but Dream most definitely doesn’t see that), but I want to go a bit more in depth about it. 

So, we know by now that Dream has been obsessing over Tommy for quite a while now, though it really worsened with the beginning of season 2. 

It is important to note that, at that point, Tommy himself was back on the idea of there being a friendly rivalry between him and Dream for the disk that was still in Skeppy’s possession, nothing more then that. He most definitely didn’t hate Dream yet (although their relationship has always been complicated) and he shouldn’t have posed much of a threat to Dream, right?

We also all seem to recognise that Dream would not have let up until Tommy was exiled, but I haven’t seen many people discuss the WHY of it. Why was it so important to him? Did he just do it because he hated Tommy? Did he do it because he was bored and wanted chaos? 

Well, I think it’s because Tommy DID pose a threat to Dream. He WAS a threat to Dream because Dream had seen him during Pogtopia. He had seen him rally the troops, he had seen him keep people’s morale high even after Wilbur detonated the tnt and Techno released the withers, he knew what Tommy could do if Dream threatened L’Manburg while he was there, even while not being president (I mean, he still managed to lead a revolution against Schlatt even while never being the official leader). And Dream wanted to get rid of L’Manburg because of what it represented, because L’Manburg represented freedom from him, freedom from his rules. L’Manburg was a HUGE problem, so he needed to take out what kept L’Manburg together and that was Tommy.

But that’s not the only thing. If Dream only wanted Tommy out of the way, he could have just let him unalive himself or he could have killed him himself and pretended it was an accident. Heck, he could even have pushed for an execution in the first place instead of the exile! But he didn’t... and later on, during the Season 2 Finale, he outright refused to kill Tommy even in self defence. So for Tommy to have so much importance that Dream needed to keep a constant eye on him in exile and keep him alive, Dream’s mentality of Tommy being sort of the “key” to power must have already been in place when he formulated the exile plan (perhaps it was there from before then, but we can’t know this for certain). 

I mean, he also ordered a whole prison that could have been meant to hold Tommy from the start (it has been confirmed by Sam out of character that it was made with c!Tommy in mind and the only indication that it wasn’t comes from c!Dream in a converstaion with c!Tommy, which we really shouldn’t trust at all) and a curious thing to notice on that, if that was the case, is that the prison itself is called “Pandora’s Vault”, why calling it “vault”? A vault is something that’s supposed to hold valuable items. It’s supposedly a secure location where you hide away your most precious things. Why calling a prison that? Anyway... that was just an interesting tid-bit I’ve been thinking about. 

Back on the main tangent now! 

So, what does Dream think of Tommy exactly? 

“Listen Tommy, since you joined the server, you’ve been a headache! Okay? You’ve brought war, you brought terrorism, you’ve brought bad everything! But! But! The cause of all the wars, of everything, was attachment, alright? Your attachment to the disks, your attachment to Henry, to pets, to friends, to land, to countries, to items, right? (...) That’s- That’s the one good thing that you’ve done. The one good thing you’ve done is that you brought attachment to the server. So it took me a LONG time to realize how important attachment was, but, when I did, you know? It made me stronger, and I realised that you- you’re- you’re important, right?”

This is a quote directly taken from the season finale. I know it’s a long one, but it’s seriously important. Because Dream, with this quote, just asserted that Tommy is the reason attachments exist at all, even if that isn’t true of course (the whole disk war was kickstarted by Ponk getting mad when Sapnap retaliated to his prank by burning down Ponk’s lemon tree because he was attached to it), but to Dream it is. 

Tommy, a normal human teenager with no “main character powers” (you know, like being a life and death god, or silk-touch hands, or having the brains to create nukes or being able to bring yourself back to life out of spite, basically he has nothing normally considered “special”) is deemed the reason why people are able to care at all. THAT is the added value I’m talking about. Dream doesn’t see Tommy as Tommy, he never did, he sees him as his own idealized version of him. And in Dream’s mind Tommy has so much importnace that, without him, attachments would just stop existing. “How do we know that” you ask? Well, why else would Dream have been so adamant about needing Tommy ALIVE? He already did his thing if bringing attachments was all the value Dream assigned to him. Now attachments exist, surely Dream can get rid of Tommy, right? Well, no. Because, as I said, to Dream Tommy is the embodiment of attachments. 

I mean, he admitted so in that quote, didn’t he? He starts by telling Tommy that HE is the cause of everything: of war, of terrorism, of everything. But then, then he says that those same things are caused by attachments. How can we have both be true at the same time? Easy, make Tommy the concept of attachment personified!

“If I can control the things people are attached to, then I can control the server again!”

All we said before kinda puts this more in perspective. THAT’S why Dream is in constant need of controlling Tommy. If Tommy is the embodiment of attachment in Dream’s mind, then he is the embodiment of control and power as well. Because, if controlling a singular attachment gives you control over one singular person, then controlling the embodiment of everyone’s attachments gives you control over the server right? 

“Look, it’s not fair! But Tommy listen: I need you, okay? I need you to keep bringing attachemnt to the server, because without you people weren’t really attached to things, but then you came and you brought ‘friendship’ and ‘countries’ and ‘things’ people can be attached to, right? And you brought that! And you’re- you’re the KEY, right? You’re the key to unlock the full potential of the server and power and everything”

Can’t get much more obvious then this... Dream literally described Tommy as “the key to everything”, that’s A LOT of extra value put on a random 16 yo. It would be a lot of value for ANYONE to have. In case it wasn’t clear, what Dream is saying is that controlling Tommy basically makes you a God. And, if it wasn’t clear enough yet, let me grab a quote from Tommy’s 3rd canon death stream:

“Tommy your life is literally IN MY HANDS, does that piss you off? Does that make you mad? Does it make you soo mad that I- you can’t kill me... I MIGHT AS WELL BE A GOD TOMMY! You can’t kill me and I can kill you!”

So, here’s the thing: killing Tommy is not that hard. A LOT of people on the server are stronger then him, even with the same equipment. At the same time killing Dream IS very hard. He’s literally one of the 2 best pvp-ers on the server. So why would this situation make Dream a “God”? Well, that’s because, based on his own philosophy, having Control over Tommy is what makes someone a God (it’s what gives you power over everything after all) and he here is fully in control. Not only because phisycally he is the stronger one, but also because Tommy admitted himself that he can’t kill Dream (Dream may wrongly assume that that’s because Tommy still has some attachment to him, which gives him another layer of control, truth is he’s just not much for killing people, the kid got too much empathy), which means he’s in control of Tommy’s mind and emotions as well to a certain degree. 

And here’s the thing: wouldn’t Tommy need to be somewhat godly himself to be the ONE THING that can grant people the ability to become a God? Dream, by now, has elevated Tommy to a point where Tommy himself might as well be God. That’s why Dream was so eager to become immortals together, to study the powers that make Dream now think even more that he is a God, together, because, in his mind, they’re already on the same level, albeit in a very skewed way (and I say a “skewed way” because Dream still doesn’t see Tommy as a person, he still sees him as a tool, only he is a tool that grants people godlyhood apparently). 

My theory on why c!Dream has this kind of perception of c!Tommy is because Tommy is his only remaining attachment. Dream got rid of all his attachments in order to gain absolute power, so he has to somehow justify to himself why this one particular attachment still doesn’t make him weak. Why still hanging onto Tommy (albeit in the most scewed up way possible) actually makes him stronger. He needs Tommy to be something more then a random 16 yo he once picked a fight with.

@ladycatland pretty sure you’d be interested

[purpleyoonn]

The worst part about being officially diagnosed with autism (for me) is coming to the realization that the world wasn’t made for me and that I will never be able to have a “normal” job with my level of needs. This set in only a couple of days ago and omg I cried for like three days straight.

Being an author is like the only think I can see going for me that wouldn’t end up with me either dieing from exhaustion, being constantly overstimulated, or just overall committing unalive after a couple years. The longest job I had was 6 months and I made myself so sick that my body ended up with appendicitis. And because of my poor interroception, I suffered for over a year with appendicitis before I was taken seriously because my pain tolerance is so high.

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Nightmarionne Headcanons: Your Fault (FNAF)

#Yandere #YandereNightmarionne #YandereFNAF YandereHeadcanons #Headcanons #FNAF #FNAFNightmarionne #Nightmarionne #NightmarionneXReader #Reader #GenderNeutralReader 

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new request, this one being from Tumblr. It is FNAF base headcanons of Nightmarionne so good luck!]

(Disclaimer: Nightmarionne is sentient in this like all my other fnaf ones. No ghost children are found here in these headcanons and scenarios and videos. Also, Nightmarionne is not yandere in canon this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters and fictional yanderes is fine, just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanons from canon. )

[Anyways, please enjoy this chapter!]

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Nightmarionne-

.Nightmarionne took to haunting you after he was done with William.

.He fell smitten for you, this poor young adult.

.He found pleasure in tormenting you but also loved to comfort you with it.

.He was your biggest terror and your biggest support.

.Like a Sourpatch kid... but with horror and he is never gone.

.He is constantly adoring you and being with you.

.Pulling you into terror but also worshipping you.

.He does keep you on his toes that is for sure.

.He is very wicked so he will not be above punishing you if you misbehave.

.You are his and he will keep you in eternal sleep so you can never ever leave him.

.Dragging you down where you and he can be together forever.

.He starts out just haunting your dreams, but he is getting stronger and more determined.

.He is going to enter your world and steal you away, his darling~

.He is also a vengeful and sadistic yandere.

.So with rivals you know damn well he is going to torture them and drag it out.

.Taking every chance he is to make them lose their minds and to unalive themselves.

.He also will teach you a lesson and make it feel like it was all your fault.

.If you just had been a good darling, none of that would have happened.

.If you just stayed with him, then no one would have been hurt, you will be good for him now? Won't you?

.If not he will do this again and again! Until the lesson sticks.

.Also, death is not an option because if you do die he has a special place in hell for you and him, to live together forever.

.He is a patient yandere, and can wait until you pass and then you will be with him forever.

.If not he can always take your life himself.

.He also will punish you when needed.

.Reminding you that you belong to him and that you are his, always.

.He would confess the first night in your dream, telling you he loves you and you are his to play with.

.It does not come to you, until later that he meant it he does love you and he will keep you.

.You were doomed from the moment you met him, there is no escape.

.It does not matter if you accept his love or not, your fate is sealed and you are his.

.No god, or greater power can save you, and if you try that is just more blood on your hands.

.So it is better to just give in, it will just be a little bit more easier after that.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this and stay sexy all of my sexy muffins!]

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[cenobiters]

last thing because connor is on my screen right now: my friend and i keep talking about how connor took on so many father-like tendencies with the three younger siblings as so many eldest siblings do only to not be disregarded by logan (not only not taken into consideration to take on royco but never really taken seriously) but also never taken seriously by kendall, roman, and shiv. he pulls ridiculous stunts (ie. threatening to unalive himself so willa can be in wedding photos, running for president) to make himself seem relevant and it’s so important to note his outburst in s3 where he points out that he’s the oldest son. no one thinks of him as the oldest! i wouldn’t be surprised if they saw him of more as a nanny-like or babysitter figure.

[void-galaxy-shenanigans]

IDK if this will do what I’m aiming/asking for but I’mma try anyway.

⚠️⚠️⚠️ TW su*c*dal/unalive ideation & self h*rm mentions ⚠️⚠️⚠️ ↓

Hi. We’re on a low swoop during our healing/self love (& self acceptance) journey. We woke up this morning annoyed to still be alive (for the first time in ~2 months), had the urge (paired with a vivid intrusive image of it) to lock the door & grab a razor blade (suicidal self harm) when we went to the bathroom...

& spiraled worse because our mom (who’s a Dark Empath - for those who don't know that means she has antisocial (ASPD/psychopathy & sociopathy) tendencies, lack of empathy, but can still almost 100% accurately sense other people’s moods & needs/desires, then uses that knowledge to manipulate & cause harm) noticed & decided to spend an hour demanding why we were so lazy, why we didn’t have a new job yet (we got fired on Monday, it’s been ~2-3 days) & why we weren’t *trying hard enough*, why we hadn’t gone to the doctor yet if we were *truly* ill (chronic illness is kicking our ass right now - we burnt out & got seriously ill on Sunday, which is what got us fired), why we were such an ungrateful child who didn’t wanna do “chores” (AKA any task they don’t wanna do, including yard work & house work that leaves us too exhausted to get out of bed for days), etc. & generally spent her time intentionally making us feel worse....even when we went silent & zoned out because we were too suicidal & stressed out to reply (which should’ve been a red flag to stop if she did it on accident).

Basically, we’re suicidal & inclined to self-harm. So a call into the void for anyone who can hear us....please send reassurance & kindness if you’re able/have the energy. We may not have the energy to reply, but I genuinely think it will help. It can be as simple as if you like our content or our energy, or as complex as you’d like. Just please don’t drain yourself spending too much energy trying to help. We won’t act on it (we’re intentionally distracting ourselves & I won’t let them), but hearing we matter or make an impact or just....anything kind....would help. Even just a very brief ‘hi I care about you’ helps - this doesn’t need to be an essay.

& thank you in advance to anyone who has the time & energy to send help.

(Our collective pronouns are officially he/they, but most of us are comfortable with anything but she/it. You can call us the Void Galaxy or Stardust collectively, or directly speak to those struggling the most (I’ll name them below).)

The people struggling the most are Nico (he/they - trauma holder who’s done a LOT of healing lately but thinks he’s made very little progress & doesn’t help anyone), Stellar (he/him; little - struggling because he’s mute (he physically has no mouth in headspace, because our abusers never listen so he has no ability to speak)), Dustin (he/him; little - struggling because he’s mute (selective mutism - defense mechanism against verbal abuse)), Avery (he/him - struggling with being dependent on his brother Apollo, even though their connection has kept each other alive & safe), Roman & Patton Sanders (both he/him; Roman thinks he’s not doing enough & Patton thinks he’s failing because he’s unable to fake his happiness anymore), & Halo (he/they; little - struggling because they’re one of our protectors who can’t say no (physically can’t - fawn response on steroids) & he thinks because of that he’s evil (enabling)).

All of us are struggling so you’re welcome to reply for all of us, but they need it most^. Granted caretakers (all of ours, including me) never, ever ask for help because we’re the adults taking care of our people & never the ones taken care of....but I’m most worried about them. Anything helps.

Also if you’d rather not be known but want to help, anonymous asks are open. You can send an anonymous ask with whatever encouragement you wanna say.

I will take this post down if we get hate or uncomfortable replies. Please please please, be gentle & appropriate with the littles (system littles); they are actual children (mental age, not s-x/BDSM or regressors).

~Sam Brooke

(caretaker, soother, guardian; he/they/fae/etc. (anything but she/it))

[skinofafish]

So the way I feel about this can pretty much be summed up in my tags for it, but basically I agree with a lot of the DNI stuff and bio stuff (a lot of that is way too personal and why should anyone have to declare all of their dx’s and trauma experiences and neurodivergences and their triggers to be taken seriously when I can only too easily see how it can be twisted and used against people)?

Yes, bios are often used to find community. That’s awesome! What isn’t awesome is people saying “oh, you can’t really have x/be triggered by y, it’s not in your bio (or sometimes DNI)

On the thought of DNIs, as said these can be used to bully and harass, too! Oh, you don’t like x or don’t want y reading your blog/interacting? Well, we’ll read your blog AND send triggering content to them all day!

And maybe my biggest, most basic thought: it is never ok to send death threats to anyone for any reason!

After my friend sent me this, I did some research, because although I’m not new to whump, I am new to the term and the Tumblr whump/Tumblr writing community in general. So in some ways I’m still getting my feet wet. Especially around culture/whump community etiquette, that sort of thing.

And I found some videos on YouTube, blogs on Tumblr, articles around and about, talked with a friend in the whump community, and it seems like - an awful lot of “antis” have been threatening what they call “proshippers” - as in telling them to unsliced themselves or that they will - and that’s not ok. No matter what.

And then there’s The Who can of worms about - I thought initially that pro shipping meant just that, that you liked shipping. So it seemed really bizarre. Then I realized that the so called antis were using proship ping to mean a specific thing- ships that were problematic (at least to them) in some way. I won’t belabor that, I’m sure y’all know what that means better than I, but what I will say is, if what some people are doing with their fictional characters isn’t your cuppa, why not scroll away, keep it moving, look for stuff you do like, instead of sending people nasty grams?

The fiction I personally really like - it’s dark, it’s gritty, it’s grim, a lot of nasty stuff happens to folks who don’t deserve it (and sometimes to folks who very much DO deserve it) - but it’s FICTION.

It doesn’t mean the author or I or I when I’m the writer would ever actually do or enjoy those things being done to other people in real life!

Or enjoy certain relationships that are really bad but can be written about safely in fiction (albeit perhaps with trigger warnings so folks who don’t want to read that don’t have to.)

Like, I’d think a simple trigger warning should suffice, and no need to wish violence upon the authors for writing it?

I’m still learning about the whole pro vs anti thing, but another thing antis seem to do is like - assume that people who wrote abusive relationships, say, WANT those relationships or to treat their pet er’s that way IRL when that isn’t it at all.

For me, a lot of my writing is how I Wal with my own trauma. It’s not how I want to or would ever treat others IRL.

But yeah. I didn’t mean to turn this into a book, and all I meant to say is if you don’t like what someone’s written, maybe just scroll up/down/skip reading it?

And two, harassing people whose writing you don’t like is so unnecessary, over the top, and excessive. I can get, ok, something maybe triggered you in their writing, but that’s not a reason to send them messages telling them to unalive themselves and that you want to unsliced their family members or send them gore and things off their squick list.

That seems to me to be the real violence here, not the story you came across that you didn’t like.

“Where’s your carrd?” 

“I can’t find your DNI.” 

“I know you listed your race, age, gender, and sexuality but how come you didn’t also list your triggers, your diagnoses, and your traumas?”

“If you’re shipping to cope, why don’t you tell everyone what you’re coping WITH?” 

Ah, well, Entitled Randoms, that’s very simple. See, I’m an adult. A grown-up who votes and pays taxes and is getting a master’s degree. And I inhabit reality as well as social media. So, I don’t feel the need to violate my own privacy for the amusement and satisfaction of strangers. 

[lil-lunchbox]

Spreddiepool

Hi okay so I participated in the Valentine’s Day secret admirer gift exchange thingy and I had @gurlsgogames. I hope you like it! It’s my first ever attempt at fic so please okay yeah. I might make another part of this if people want it? Cause it was kinda fun? So umm,,,enjoy I guess?!  

PROLOGUE

Eddie sighed as he ended his call with Bev. He hated lying to his friends, but he couldn’t tell them that he wasn’t able to make their weekly movie nights because he was off trying to be some weird superhero.  

It had only happened a year ago. Eddie was enjoying his last day of high school with the Losers in the Barrens when he was bitten by a spider. Naturally, Eddie freaked the fuck out, but refused to tell anyone–even his mom; he didn’t want to be rushed to the E.R. and be stuck listening to his mom’s rants about how fragile he was for the entire summer. Instead, he politely excused himself and went home. The next day, he discovered that he had the awesome powers he had only ever read about in his favorite comics.

Ever since he discovered his powers, he’d been trying to figure out a way to help other people. It had taken about a month to make his costume, and another two to finally master the use of his powers. So for the past nine months, Eddie had been sneaking out of his small apartment to patrol the streets New York. Normally, it was a pretty uneventful few hours, but every now and again he was able to stop a petty robbery or put an end to a small fight.

So on this Friday night, Eddie changed out of his clothes and grabbed his suit from behind his bed. Carefully, so as to not make too much noise and alert the neighbors, he opened his window and climbed out. As he shot his webs into the night, he mentally switched from Eddie Kaspbrak, the germaphobic, short, gay kid, to Spider-Man, the superhero that would protect Derry silently from the shadows.

~—~

Richie Tozier did not do anything silently; even when he was asleep he was making “Your Mom” jokes. So it came as no surprise to anyone that when he donned his hero gear, he became the Merc with a Mouth (though he would never consider himself a “hero”). Unlike the masked spider-dude, Richie preferred to use his powers to help grow his forever small bank-account. He also had no problem killing people, as long as it was made clear that he was simply “unaliving” them. Really, Richie just wanted to have fun, and if fun meant jumping around New York under a mask whilst wielding katanas and making inappropriate comments, than he found no problem with that.

The only downside Richie saw was that he didn’t spend as much time with his friends. Sure he hung out with them during the day at college, but he was always off doing “work” at night, when they’d have movie and game nights. He also missed spending extra time with Eddie, whom he had had a massive crush on for the past five years.

But nethertheless, Richie grabbed his Deadpool costume (Richie had seen the name on the back of a cereal box and thought it was so stupid that it had to be his,) and climbed out the fire escape and onto the street. He checked his phone for the target, and set out for his night of unaliving bad guys. With each step he took, he felt himself becoming more ready to fight; more ready to kill; more ready to make dumb jokes; more ready to be: Deadpool

~—~

CHAPTER ONE

EDDIE

Eddie hated him. He seriously hated him. He had never even officially met him, but he knew he hated Deadpool. He was always trying to kill people! And that really messed with Eddie’s goal of saving people.

Eddie had just reached the now not-so-distant-gunshots when he saw him. Clad in his black and red spandex, stood at the end of an alleyway, was the Merc, who was holding a man by his collar and pulling out his gun and—

“Wait!” Eddie cried. The Merc turned around, clearly surprised, and dropped the man, who proceeded to run for his life.

“Spidey!” Deadpool whined. “I almost had him!” Eddie was shocked; he sounded really young: almost his age. Plus he knew his name. That was weird.

“Yeah, well, you shouldn’t be killing people.”

He shrugged, “It’s good for their health”

Eddie stared, disbelieving, “No. No killing people is not good for their health! Dude you have to stop!”

“‘Dude’” the guy mocked, “chill out. No one as cute as you should worry about things you don’t have to worry about.”

Eddie shook his head and ignored the comment. “I’m sworn to protect the city of New York-”

“Sworn?” Deadpool looked at him incredulously (at least, Eddie thought it was incredulous, it was kind of difficult to tell with the mask on). “Who are you sworn to? The writer?”

“What?” Eddie was entirely confused. “No, look. Just, stop killing people. Okay?”

“I’ll only stop unaliving people-” Eddie rolled his eyes at the made up word, “if you let me follow you around. Come on, it’ll be fun!”

Eddie just stared. Who did this guy think he was? He was Spider-Man! He was not going to team up with the assassin of the streets, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool. “No way.”

“Awe, I was actually starting to get excited by the idea. I know you’re mom gets excited at the idea of me with her.”

“Okay first of all, gross. Second of all, gross. Thirdly, I don’t care if you get excited! There’s no way I’m letting you tag along with me.”

Deadpool sighed, “And to think I was gonna stop unaliving people…guess I’ll go chase down the guy you let escape then call it a night…dramatic sigh.” Eddie mentally slapped himself as let out a small laugh.

“You know, you’re not supposed to actually say ‘dramatic sigh’.”

“But you laughed! Soooo…can I join?”

Eddie thought for a minute; as much as the Merc annoyed him, he was willing to let him go on patrol with him if it meant he wouldn’t be killing people. Plus, though he would never tell him this, he was a bit funny. “Sure. But no more stupid jokes.”

“But Spidey,” he grinned, “that’s my specialty.”

RICHIE

Richie, like all sane people, had a List. Not a list of groceries, not a list of songs he wanted to hear, but a list of famous people he was allowed to sleep with. It was his list that allowed him to sleep with any celebrity (as long as they were on the list) without it being classified as “cheating” on his partner. The five people on his list were Beyonce, James McAvoy, Ryan Reynolds, Molly Ringwald, and Spider-Man. So, as he was being told off by the fifth member of his List, he couldn’t help but freak out a little. Especially when he agreed to let Richie tag along.

Truthfully, Richie didn’t really care about whether or not he was allowed to unalive people. He was just glad to be with Spidey. Before meeting him, he expected Spidey to be annoying, stuck-up, and rude. But he wasn’t like that at all! He was sassy, funny, small, and just like Eddie. He had even convinced the Spider-Dude (Richie laughed, Spidey had called him “dude”) to take a break from patrol and head to his favorite restaurant, Las Chimichangas.

“So,” Spidey started, looking around at the empty tables around them, “you come here often?”

Richie raised his eyebrow, though no one saw, “Aren’t I supposed to be the one who says that? I mean,” he continued, “it is a cheesy line.”

Spoodes (that was one of his new names for him; pretty good right?) rubbed the back of his neck (awe…heart eyes activated am I right?), clearly embarrassed. “Whatever,” he mumbled, “what’s good around here?”

“Well,” Richie said, “I know you won’t believe me, but Las Chimichangas is really good at making chimichangas.”

“Hah,” Spidey replied, without even looking away from the menu.

“Anyway,” he continued, “burritos, salads, rice bowls…pretty much everything is really good.”

“Well, let’s just talk for now then.”

“Oh sure!” Richie found himself taken aback; he didn’t think that the mighty Spider-Man would want to really talk to him. He figured that they’d order diner, they’d eat, and then Spoodey would run away, making Richie pay for the meal (little did Spidey know that if he actually did do that, Richie would not be paying, so Hah). It was nice to know that Spoodey really, truly, deeply, (and definitely sexually,) cared about him. 

@itfand