#and @diaryofriversong for reading it when i was desperate for feedback and full of self doubt and telling me it didnt suck

[sonickedtrowel]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio), Doctor Who (1963) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Doctor/River Song, Twelfth Doctor/River Song, Eighth Doctor/River Song Characters: Twelfth Doctor, River Song, Eighth Doctor (Doctor Who), Nardole (Doctor Who), Other Character Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Episode Rewrite: 2015 Xmas The Husbands of River Song, this has been MANY YEARS IN THE MAKING but only theoretically really it was just like january Summary:

The TARDIS had been uncharacteristically overt in her displays of concern... She seemed to think she ought to keep cheering him up. This was at least the sixth time in as many weeks that she’d landed in the midst of Christmas celebrations on some planet, as if he still enjoyed that sort of thing. Well, if that overgrown child wasn’t dead, he was at least having a bit of a coma. Which sounded pretty attractive, actually.

There was a knock at the door. If it was more carol singers who couldn’t read, they deserved what they got.