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"The headache has worsened for Kaden. So we will hopefully be a lot more active and engaging tomorrow. We're taking good care of them.
Well, I'm trying but Anakin is being very over protective, he won't let any of us near Kaden, I keep telling him they don't have a contagious illness, even Padmè is trying to help and Anakin keeps insisting he's got it all under control." ✨
"He's like a rabid koala—He won't let them go and when he does he goes to point a and b very quickly..Ani, just let us help." 👑
"You are helping, by not helping...I got them, it's fine..Kaden am I being overprotective? Do you hate this?" 💢
"I don't mind.."
"See! Its fine." 💢
[Obi-Wan and Padmé sigh in defeat]
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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
#this is my favorite tweet i ever made#fictional villains#the darkling#aleksander morovoza#anakin skywalker#halbrand#daemon targaryen#daenerys targeryan#house targaryen#rhysand#kylo ren#ben solo#jess speaks
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hey i said i'd continue the timejump au! I just... didn't say (or realise) it was gonna take me 6 months... [first] [prev]
(commission info // kofi support!)
#chewie and leia: the woman was too stunned to speak#han: whatever average tuesday let's leave#han solo#luke skywalker#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#leia organa#chewbacca#tcw2esb timejump au#star wars#my doods#comic
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➡️incorrect star wars
#vader’s mask speaks a 1000 words#this is not an inaccurate representation of what happened tbf#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect sw quotes#sw: tumblr#darth vader#anakin skywalker#luke skywalker#rotj#return of the jedi#star wars#original trilogy
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Obi-Wan: “Did you know that Anakin is still alive?”
Bail: “Skywalker? No way! There’s no way that Anakin Skywalker lived for twenty years without getting on at least half of the galaxy’s nerves or being the most dramatic man in the room or without fighting a ten-year-old or oh my heavens he’s Darth Vader, isn’t he?”
#star wars#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#bail organa#don’t know how to tag this#other than#if obi wan ever told bail#this is almost certainly how the conversation played out#btw i like the idea of junior senator leia picking fights with darth vader#because in the movie#while she’s certainly intimidated by him#they speak very familiarly to each other#vader was def getting into fights with 10yo leia#the inane ramblings of a madman
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“fertilize us!!” my eggs scream in unison
#kyra speaks#hayden christensen#star wars anakin#anakin skywalker#clay beresford#awake movie#star wars#james kelly#david rice#sam monroe#stephen glass#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey#girlhood#this is what makes us girls#moodboard#hell is a teenage girl#aesthetic#coquette symbols#my husband#hyper feminine#female hysteria#divine feminine#femcel#girl rotting#trailer park princess#eggs#i want his dick so bad
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In honour of May 4th, I have a delivery of more questionable tweets
#star wars#luke skywalker#lando calrissian#leia organa#Han solo#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#I don’t know if I can add any commentary tags this kind of speaks for itself#except sorry for the L3 one but I think about her fate a lot#Penelope’s shitposts#oh yeah I did have a thing to add#yeah I know I imply Luke has had sex in these tweets so that one about being a virgin doesn’t make much sense#but listen it’s for the bit
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Dooku didn't leave because of the Jedi.
At least, if you're going by George Lucas' word.
In deleted scenes of Attack of the Clones, when we learn about Dooku's departure and his values, there's no mention of the Jedi or "the Jedi Order as an institution".
And every time Lucas refers to Dooku's disenchantment and reason for falling, he doesn't mention the Jedi.
"When you realize that Dooku is Darth Tyranus, it explains what Darth Sidious did after Darth Maul was killed: he seduced a Jedi who had become disenchanted with the Republic. He preyed on that disenchantment and converted him to the dark side, which is also a setup for what happens with Anakin." - Mythmaking: Behind the Scenes of Attack of the Clones, 2002
"[Dooku is] one of the few Jedi who became disenchanted with the Republic and left the order and he is leading a separatist movement." - Vanity Fair, 2002
"I wanted a more sophisticated kind of villain. Dooku’s disenchantment with the corruption in the Empire is actually valid. It’s all valid. So, Chris plays it as, 'Is he really a villain or is he just someone who is disenchanted and trying to make things right?'" - Starlog Magazine #300, 2002
He probably meant the Republic/Senate in that last one, but you get the point. And you're seeing the pattern, right?
Dooku's problem isn't the Jedi, it's the Republic.
He's become disenchanted with a system that - according to Lucas' prologue in the 2004 book Shatterpoint - worked for 1,000 years...
"For a thousand years, the Old Republic prospered and grew under the wise rule of the Senate and the protection of the venerable Jedi Knights."
... but has been rendered ineffective because of 1) senators becoming corrupt and 2) corporations gaining political power.
"But as often happens when wealth and power grow beyond all reasonable proportion, an evil fueled by greed arose. The massive organs of commerce mushroomed in power, the Senate became corrupt, and an ambitious named Palpatine was voted Supreme Chancellor."
That's the message Dooku runs on, when he rallies the systems to form the Separatist Alliance.
"By promising an alternative to the corruption and greed that was rotting the Republic from within, Dooku was able to persuade thousands of star systems to secede from the Republic."
The Jedi aren't really a factor in his decision to leave.
Why would they be? Their political status isn't very high, they're virtually powerless, as illustrated by the film's narrative and stated repeatedly by Lucas.
On the contrary, as we already established in this post, Lucas full-on confirmed that Dooku actually carries the sympathies of most of the Jedi. Again:
Most Jedi agree with Dooku, ideologically.
As far as the Jedi are concerned, the politicians are effing up the Republic, and it sucks because the Jedi see this but aren't allowed to interfere in the political process. They have to resort to looking for loopholes in their mandates to actually get stuff done.
That's what that whole "she's a politician" scene is meant to hint at. In the commentary of Attack of the Clones, Lucas uses a similar turn of phrase as he does with Dooku.
"[This scene gives us] a chance to talk a little bit about politics and the Jedi’s disenchantment with the political process, due to the corruption and the ineffectiveness of the Senate." - Attack of the Clones, Director’s Commentary, 2002
Considering all this, it becomes clear that the intended narrative surrounding Dooku's decision to leave the Order is not:
"The Jedi are dogmatic and asleep at the wheel except for Dooku, who is ahead of the curb and sees the system is flawed, so he left."
It's actually:
"ALL Jedi see the system is flawed, Dooku's the only Jedi who decided to take it a step further and leave the Order so he can try to get into politics himself and change things."
That's why they hesitate to accuse him of murder.
That's why in an earlier draft of the Attack of the Clones script, by the end of the second act, Mace STILL has his doubts that Dooku would sign a treaty with the Trade Federation to attack the Republic.
As far as the Jedi are concerned, Dooku is out there fighting the good fight, making noise because whenever they try to protest it falls on deaf ears... until his betrayal on Geonosis.
After all, let's not get it twisted: the Dooku we're introduced to in the films and The Clone Wars, isn't really just Dooku anymore.
He's Darth Tyranus.
A point Lucas makes sure to highlight in his Shatterpoint prologue:
"Unbeknownst to most of his followers, Dooku was himself a Dark Lord of the Sith, acting in collusion with his master, Darth Sidious, who, over the years, had struck an unholy alliance with the greater forces of commerce and their private droid armies."
It's not about doing the selfless thing for Dooku, anymore. He's knowingly part of the problem.
He's all about ambition, now. His personal goals are things like overthrowing Sidious and becoming the most powerful Jedi.
"[Anakin's] ambition and his dialogue here is the same as Dooku’s. He says “I will become more powerful than every Jedi.” And you’ll hear later on Dooku will say “I have become more powerful than any Jedi.” [...] It is possible for a Jedi to want to become more powerful, and control things." - Attack of the Clones, Director’s Commentary, 2002
"If you put two Sith together, they try to get others to join them to get rid of the other Sith. [When revealing the truth to Obi-Wan], Dooku's ambition is really to get rid of Darth Sidious. He's trying to get Obi-Wan's assistance in that and help in that, so that he and Obi-Wan could overthrow Sidious and take over." - Attack of the Clones, Commentary Track 2, 2002
Y'know? Selfish things.
Dooku - like all other Sith, and like the very corporations and Senators he had sworn to destroy - is consumed by his own greed.
#also functionally-speaking Dooku being a Jedi is done to highlight the ambiguity throughout the investigation on whether or not this is#a scorned ex-Jedi or a straight-up bad guy... you're never sure until the end of AOTC. That and Dooku being a former Jedi shows that#even someone who was once selfless and dutiful can crave power and be selfish#which sets up a precedent for Anakin - who's already struggling with being a selfless Jedi - when HE falls to the Dark Side#Dooku being a former Jedi isn't a plot point meant to narratively criticise of the Order... it's meant to hint at Anakin's downfall.#dooku#george lucas#star wars#attack of the clones#long post#collection of quotes
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nsfw warning!
you CANNOT wear lingerie around ANAKIN. That man would fuck you in absolutely anything, and the very idea of you wearing something that was made to be enticing to him??? oh yeah, it's ripped. Whether you spend a stupid amount of money on it or not, he doesn't care during the moment. It's in shreds on the floor, and he's pounding your soaking cunt before you can even process it. Sometimes he'll stuff the shredded lingerie in your mouth when you need to keep quiet while he fucks you like a machine. That man is absolutely feral if you put it on, and after a while, there's an unspoken understanding that you just can't wear it around him, unless you wanna be railed all night. after that rule is semi established, if you decide to wear some anyway... you're fucked. he's all over you like a dog in heat. You're sore for a week afterwards. But of course, Anakin's a sweetheart to you when is cock isn't hard as steel. The next day he'd feel bad about ruining your lingerie, especially if it was expensive. He'd probably give you what credits (or money if this is modern) and treat you to a day out. Anakin's aftercare game is as good as his actual sex game is, you're never not well cared for with him. Can't say the same for the lingerie though....
#june speaks now.#june’s thoughts.#june's hayden tag.#june’s star wars tag.#june's anakin tag.#anakin skywalker#anakin skywalker x female reader#anakin skywalker x reader#anakin smut#anakin skywalker smut#anakin skywalker x reader smut#//im so normal guys#//maybe i'm ovulating
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I need him biblically, I need him in a way that it's concerning to the feminism
#hayden#hayden christensen#but its true#im not really sorry for that#speaking facts ☝️#anakin#anakin skywalker#star wars#ani skywalker#sweet sweet boy#darth vader#:haydennation#hes just beautiful#aged so well..#the girl on tik tok said that and i absolutely agree
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He swirls his fingers along your inner thighs, watching your cunt clench around nothing as he teases you, watching goosebumps rise on your skin with a smirk. “Mmm, you need this baby? Need me to fuck that pretty pussy of yours?”
“Mhm,” you mumble and he smacks your ass.
“Louder. I know you can do better than that.” He orders. You arch your back at his command.
“Please, fuck me. Fill me up.” You beg with pleading eyes.
He finally sinks deep into you in a hard thrust, his hand buried in your head to tug you into a deep kiss. “Such a needy little slut, are you?” He rasps as he feels you tighten around him.
#Gorey speaks#smut thoughts#Rafe Cameron smut#JJ Maybank smut#anakin Skywalker smut#Eddie Munson smut#Steve Harrington smut#Tate Langdon smut#Kai Anderson smut
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"We had to step away for a bit... Kaden took a nasty fall while outside. My angel had a terrible vertigo attack and was emitted to hospital. Staying by their side."
#anakin speaks;#((I'm okay! just bashed up my chin pretty good and the vertigo is finally wearing down. happened about 4hours ago. docs are taking good care#god some road rash...sidewalk rash?? either way I banged up my chin pretty good. kinda ate shit when vertigo hit me outta nowhere! be back#be back either later tonight or tomorrow ;^; ))#((It was embarrassing....I struggle with social anxiety so the people gathering triggered a panic attack as well frick today isnt my day))#tw: hospital mention
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"you lack c o n v i c t i o n"
#mine#gifs#hayden christensen#star wars#anakin skywalker#ahsoka#ahsoka series#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#starwarsblr#starwarsfilms#tusermelissa#usershale#gotagastarwar#tuserlarissa#userthing#usersource#userstream#swedit#starwarsedit#dailyanakin#fadenet#paletmblr#giffingpale#filmtvgifs#if i may speak#FATHER-#[gunshot]#this is SO incredibly hot you dont understaaaaand#the way the group chat is SO unwell rn
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[I used to know my place was the spot next to you]
#obikin#sw#yeah ive been listening to speak now (Taylors version) all day can you tell#this ones my favourite from the album its so *chefs kiss#anyways i like thinking of force ghost obiwan hanging out with vader and watching him with sad eyes#but maybe also a little happy? bc he can finally be close to anakin agan after all this time?#or i shouldnt say happy but im not sure what that feeling is#anyway im glad i finally drew this bc its been pingponging in my head for probably a month now
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IT’S 10/10 YIPPEE
Commander Fox day BITCHESSS
No one could make me hate you
#star wars#star wars the clone wars#commander fox#Star Wars commander fox#today is 10/10#it is 10/10 for me#I’m not going to humour your pathetic little time differences#catch up#/j#I’m Australian#that’s why#october#october 10th#I’m a fox apologist#(listen I know he killed Fives but imagine what would’ve happened had he not! If he stunned Fives there would be no way Fives would’ve#Gotten the chance to speak to Rex and Anakin#he would’ve been experimented on or killed#plus Fives was holding a Jedi and a Captain hostage#while armed)
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Friendly reminder that if Padmé had never met Anakin, she’d continue to give her life in service of others, never once thinking of herself. She’d continue to lock herself away and never let herself do anything for her own happiness, she’d never find that peace, security, safety, love, and happiness if she never met Anakin. She’d never be able to save her planet, she’d never would have made it off Tatooine, she’d never realize what it means to live, and recognize herself as a person instead of a politician. She was never at peace before him and with him she found it.
Quite literally in her own words:
#star wars#anidala#padmé amidala#anakin skywalker#sw novels#revenge of the sith novelization#the notion that she would’ve been happier without him is so ridiculously false I don’t even wanna make a meta on it#the stupidity speaks for itself
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