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phantombre · 4 months ago

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Dude, I swear. This Slay the Princess game has tainted my view on literally everything.

So, I recently got back into Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion (Highly recommend, btw. The HD renovation is getting a massive graphics update in the fall), and I decided to restart by playing through the story mode (Basically, the main game where you run through 1000 rooms getting chased by monsters and cardboard and whatnot).

Along the way, you can read these notes written by people who entered the mansion and didn't make it. The first collection of notes is by a guy who can only describe things as "romantic":

I can hear Smitten saying all of this in my head.

It must be that floaty, poetic style of writing, but still...

#ramble #slay the princess #stp voices #voice of the smitten #spooky's jumpscare mansion #it isn't just this #Smitten has also infiltrated Shakespeare and other bits of poetry #again it might just be that writing style...#other moments of my life being corrupted by Slay the Princess include:#adding “crock of shit” and “what if I throw it out the window” to my everyday vocabulary #wondering what it's like to burn and/or drown #an unhealthy want of trying to tame the crows outside of my house #seeing if I can gain function of my heart lungs liver and nerves in that order.#lol #:)

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