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crehador · 7 days ago

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SCREAM nijimen did a "top 10 hpmi characters who seem like they would spend the most time getting ready in the morning" or something poll and hifumi came in at a smooth smooth first place. it wasn't even close

i'll put the full results beneath a cut

hifumi 627 votes

jyushi 552 votes

ramuda 537 votes

hitoya 408 votes

jyuto 279 votes

ichijiku 268 votes

gentaro 213 votes

jakurai 173 votes

nemu 161 votes

otome 153 votes

honobono 144 votes

rosho 80 votes

samatoki 71 votes

jiro 68 votes

sasara 48 votes

ichiro 43 votes

saburo 42 votes

rei 40 votes

doppo 30 votes

kuko 25 votes

the list literally stops here so we can only imagine how many votes dice and rio got. and i'm imagining a big fat well-deserved zero for them both

#hypmic #nijimen nonsense #<- i think this was my tag for these polls? anyway #hilarious to me that hifumi got more votes than ALL THREE WOMEN IN THE TOP 10 COMBINED #i agree strongly with a lot of these rankings #though i feel like jakurai should maybe be higher #not even because he's fussy about his morning routine but simply because god #god there's so MUCH hair to deal with #gentaro idk. i personally would put him lower bc i feel like he'd say ''i woke up like this'' and everyone would think he's lying as usual #but it's the one time he's telling the truth #for completely biased and baseless reasons i would also put samatoki way up on here lmao #i like to imagine he preens #SERIOUSLY CANNOT GET OVER THE FACT THAT. LIKE. we have 21 main cast members #and the top 20 results for this poll #but two of them didn't make the cut at all while honobono (not one of the core 21) did #and the two that didn't make it are #an unemployed enemy of the state ex-navy guy who lives in the woods #and the unemployed homeless gambling addicted son of the prime minister #like......... yeah. fair

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