#an embarrassment of riches

[zenaidamacrouras1]

Marvel Trumps Hate - Last Day

Hello, the above gif is me. (except I am a pigeon, imagine it as a very innocent pigeon).

There is, at the time of me writing this, about 12 hours left of bidding on Marvel Trumps Hate. And there are, at the time of me writing this, wayyyy too many amazing writers of Stucky going for amazing steals. Here are some author's offering you your VERY OWN bespoke Stucky fic for under $100 USD.

(and don't forget about podbidding - splitting up auctions with a few other bidders to make them even more affordable!)

Given the dozens of hours of work that can go into a fic, honestly, these are incredible deals!

1114 – buckybarnesdeservestobehappy @buckybarnesdeservestobehappy

This auction is for a fic with any Bucky-centric ship. This includes polyamorous relationships. The length of the fic will be based on the final total, unless otherwise requested by the auction winner.

1136 – Atsadi @Atsadi

The three characters I'm most comfortable writing for are MCU Steve, Tony, and Bucky, and any combination of ships thereof (Stony, Stucky, Winteriron, Stuckony). I will write other characters, ships, and some other universes, but you'll need to check this with me first.

1153 – hkandi @hkandiu

I would like to collaborate with you for this to really explore what you would like and make it worthwhile for you! I like to write humor into my stories, even if it's just sarcasm. Thanks for reading!

1111 – merrythoughts @merrythoughts

As much as we all need and love happy and fluffy fanwork, fandom can provide us with a safe space to explore darker and ambiguous dynamics and endings. That said, I try to be respectful when dealing with any serious subject matter, and darker themes aren't thrown around casually or for shock value.

1093 – Voylitscope @voylitscope

Some of the most frequently used tags on my fics are: romance, making out, and porn with feelings. I feel like this is an accurate summary of my strengths as a fic writer. You should be able to get a good idea of my style by looking through my A03. I'm open to any rating and to nearly all tropes/AU types, etc. I am primarily a Steve/Bucky writer, but I'm happy to branch out a little for this auction.

1139 – tessabennet @tessabennet

If you want a new fic, I'm open to certain AUs based on canon divergence. Contact me so we can work out what you'd like me to write, based on your suggestions or my own. The fic will have a minimum of 10k words, but depending on what we'll work out this can likely become more.

3007 – papermacherainbow @papermacherainbow

I love writing BDSM, omegaverse, daddy/mommy kink, loss of virginity, and general smut with a side of fluff. I also enjoy playing with sexual identity crises. If you have any questions about your prompt before bidding, feel free to contact me.

4005 – sparkagrace @sparkagrace

My works are usually on the plottier/character driven sides, but I can write a more straight-forward fic if you would prefer. I am very open to you being involved in the process to make sure it’s tailored to your wants for this bid.

1178 – Ginny_Potter @hipsterdiva

I enjoy writing pre-War and wartime Stucky because I am a history nerd. I am also very meticulous about my historical accuracy so this means period typical homophobia and such.

1167 – narqueen @narkik

I am most comfortable writing explicit/NSFW fic, especially darkfic. I am comfortable writing anything under the dead dove spectrum, including: rape, dubcon, incest, age gap, HTP, mpreg, A/B/O, kidnapping, etc. That being said, angst/dark content does not have to be the focus of the work. I am also open to romantic comedy premises, and hurt/comfort or angst with a happy ending is fine.

1119 – Metalbvcky @metalbvcky

I aim to provide a Stucky-centric story of the bidder’s desired flavor. I write Steve/Bucky primarily and have continued to do so for the past four years. Many of my works are AU, specifically Modern, but I also enjoy canon (divergence!) as well as Shrunkyclunks.

1079 – ThisOneSatellite @thisonesatellite

I can do lots of plot and action, or quiet character studies, or both. Anything with a real emotional connection and resonance. Baggage can be unpacked, trauma worked through, angst conquered, or pining pined - and all of this can happen in a hail of bullets or while holding hands and sharing a bed. i also love comic relief, sarcasm, sass, and snappy comebacks. Dialogue is actually one of my strengths.

1042 – Skarabrae_stone @captaintoomanybattles

I am offering a fic of up to 5k words. A bid of over $30 will receive a fic of up to 10k words. If there's a specific trope or plot idea you'd like to discuss with me before bidding, please feel free to contact me!

1088 – dharmashark @dharmasharks

I’m up for pretty much any era and flavor of Stucky (e.g. Prewar Pining, WW2 Battle Boyfriends, Recovery, Shrinkyclinks, Shrunkyclunks, modern setting, you get the idea) and most AUs.

1087 – Cass

Will create works that contain: AU (Sports, College, Street Racing), coffee shop, Enemies to lovers, Fake relationship, Best friend’s sibling, etc.

2014 – SquadOfCats @norelationtoatticus

I am offering one Stucky fic, specially for you! Smut is welcome but not required, and I'll do anything from a PWP to a more plotty story with romance in it. My general tone/style of fic tends to be bonkers, off-the-wall, highly specific concepts, executed with a surprising amount of humor and heart.

2052 – rillils @rillils

I’ll be happy to write fluff, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending, pretty much any AU, kidfics, most romantic tropes (e.g. there was only one bed, meet cute, arranged marriage, period romance, soulmates, friends to lovers, etc.), as well as smut (I’m fine with both mild and explicit sexual content).

1151 – Katie_Delaney

I write a lot of A/B/O, but happy to do non-A/B/O too. I'm open to most prompts as long as they're not on my don't like list. Please feel free to reach out to me if you want to discuss before bidding.

1063 – BonkyBornes

I'm more of a character-driven writer; you can take a look at my works on my A03. I am open to writing shrinkyclinks, shrunkyclunks, modern AUs, soulmate AUs, etc. Please note that I will not write any explicit scenes.

2043 – King Of Sorrow

Most of my work is AU and tends to have some humor/comedy/crack. Also my pairings are always truly madly deeply head over heels for each other (even if they don't realize it yet). My favorite is Stucky, but happy to do BuckyxClint and BuckyxTony and even Cap Quartet.

Caveats:

1. I have a fever and may have missed you on accident. Send me a note and I'll add and "I love you, I'm sorry" as the song goes.

2. I only put auctions that were under $100 at time of writing and had Stucky as a standalone ship because I had to narrow somehow. There is a LOT OF REALLY GOOD STUFF Y'ALL.

3. The order is random

4. also my own auction is still under $100!

[astrangetorpedo]

there is sosoSo much julien and lucy content rn i literally cant keep up???

[tomoleary]

Carl Barks “An Embarrassment of Riches” prelims and final print (Another Rainbow, 1983) Source

Source has many more prelims but most are under 1MP.

[uncertain-delights]

This is such a good fic weekend, y'all.

[akumanoken]

Sakura when all his husbands

[intercal]

took pickshures today!!!! may be some are good

[cannibalspicnic]

2023 is going to be a very Cronenberg-y year, and I'm really fucking excited.

[yourplasticpal]

It's simply baffling to me, recognizing how deliriously happy I am with the casting as it is, how I love these depictions of these characters with every fiber of my being, and yet, if you reversed them, it would absolutely and completely still fucking work. Especially Michael. But oh my god fluffy David! They need to do a charity special or something, with their roles reversed. NEED TO. And Michael better have his beard when they do.

This is beautiful, by the way. Love the new placement of the snake tattoo. My brain immediately started doing characterization things like, it's a little more obvious there, would he be more self conscious? Is that where fluffy!David Aziraphale would choose to kiss him to make him feel better about it?

Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀

David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley

[razberrypuck]

troy can do SO much shit btw, his dad kept him as occupied as possible growing up. like he took piano lessons as a kid he knows how to fence he's tried every sport under the sun, but all of those skills are counterbalanced by troy being clumsy and dumb and probably high all the time <3

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

one has to laugh

[mayasaura]

The dread pirate Kiriona getting salty with Harrow for moving on like "When you found out she was gone, did you kiss Ianthe get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?"

John: "You know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my Empire's 10,000th anniversary to plan, my daughter to murder, and the rebels to frame for it. I'm swamped."

Camilla and Corona carting around Gideon's dead body as a surprise tool that will help them later

Palamedes challenging Cytherea to a battle of wits, and letting her monologue as long as she wants because ultimately it doesn't matter. As soon as she engaged with him, she'd already lost.

Pyrrha and Camilla looking at one another, uncomfortable with this turn in their plan, because Corona had never said anything about killing anyone. Corona rolls her eyes like "I hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."

There are so many good options!!

see it's like. yes, locked tomb princess bride au!

harrow pushes the dread pirate kiriona off the cliff and as she rolls down gideon yells "AS YOU WISH" and harrow is so horrified she throws herself down too! like yes, of course! but also.

harrow saying "inconceivable!" and gideon saying "i do not think that word means what you think it means" -- gideon saying she'll fight their pursuer left-handed and harrow rolling her eyes and letting her. but also!

gideon BEING the pursuer and saying that killing camilla ("my name is camilla hect. you killed my adept. prepare to die.") would be like destroying a stained-glass window. but ALSO.

gideon being buttercup and harrow leading her through the fire swamp.

BUT ALSO. the "only mostly dead" scene except abigail pent is miracle max, magnus is her househusband, and they're in harrow's dreamscape talking about harrow herself.

BUT ALSO! harrow is the sick kid, actually, and ortus is the grandfather reading her the story.

how are we supposed to decide!!!

[alshaverpressbox]

for the love of god someone fist bump the man. just look at him he's asking so politely minnesota wild @ san jose sharks, 13 april 2024

[starrysharks]

i am the cattt just chillin outt but in the night she's all i think aboutttt

[astrangetorpedo]

The video of Jblu you just posted reminded me of this vid….. the glance/smile between lu & jb is my favorite

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNCMaGVm/

lucy’s gentle smile… ough x

[oceanwithouthermoon]

remember how when saiki was crushing on satou and wanted to talk to him, instead of yk.. actually talking to him, he found out all of his interests and displayed his own interest in those things in front of him to try to get him to notice him??

yeah, now imagine him doing that when he has a crush on anyone else..

hes such a silly and awkward teenage boy i love it, like buddy you CAN just talk to your crush, you dont have to try to get him to "notice you.." but hes too silly and awkward so thats like the most he would ever do and would still probably think that that counts as flirting

im just... wondering about how saikis terrible silly flirting tactics would translate if his crush was on one of his FRIENDS.. like someone he could actually be around and would see and talk to him.. would he just like be trying to impress them ?? moving toward them more ?? adopting more of their mannerisms and interests maybe ??

imagine that like EVERYONE in the group would notice it, but it wouldn't be like "omg saiki is flirting" it would be more like "omg why is saiki being extra awkward and talking more" because hes so painfully unclear about his intentions but hes usually so quiet and unassuming that this would be such a stark contrast to his usual behavior...

[booasaur]

Special Ops: Lioness - 1x05