#an argument follows wherein they all fight over who is the most suitable father figure

[rhymesswith]

I am a simple creature, I ignore all plot and fixate securely on the found family.

(Olala has actually been calling them all dad since she discovered it’s a 100% effective tactic to get them to do what she wants. It plays out like the scene in Parks and Rec where Andy asks like ten different guys to be his best man.)