#an apology fricken song

[whistler-king]

Imagine being broken up, amicable and friendly, and getting a full ass album written about you and how you’re still end game for them?

[lunee43]

Okay soooo I might get bashed for saying this but unpopular opinion coming and a rant hopefully this is a safe space;

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Six hundred strike was amazing musically: unlike many I enjoyed the beginning of the song but by the end I was a bit put off because how does Odysseus, a mortal defeat a literal god, not just a god but POSEIDON god of the fricken sea and earthquakes? Like it’s a cool concept but it’s just… makes Poseidon look and seem weak then in the ocean saga. Sure Odysseus became a “monster” but he’s still a mortal, I also find the “six hundred strike” silly like Odysseus did that?…. Using a wind bag?

I enjoy the concept but the plot kinda turns it off for me (not that it’s bad please don’t bash me) Poseidon is one of the 3 major gods, I feel like Odysseus was made to be too overpowered I’d understand if there was a power boost or divine intervention. Poseidon is made to seem weak which contradicts seeing him as a threat. It strays from the original Odyssey way more in this song, and the song is very amazing though I find it silly how Poseidon was defeated and how Odysseus is way too over powered.

And let’s talk about the animation, the person who made it is so very talented but I feel it doesn’t fit, the jet pack windbag? Boss battle? Interesting but it really put me off when I listened and watched it it kinda ruined the aspects for me.

Overall in the end I feel six hundred strike had a good concept and was very great musically but I personally didn’t like the plot of Odysseus defeating Poseidon so easily I mean the man has many different powers aswell? Anyways this is just my personal opinion

Another rant: Also I loved the song “I’m not sorry for loving you” though I feel like if I even said that out loud I’d be bashed by the fandom because, yes, calypso is a bad person I know but the song is really nice and musical it doesnt mean I like the things she’s doing to Odysseus.

Another rant (apologies); I feel like everyone is too blindsided with Odysseus, a lot of people blame everyone but him a lot like he’s just a “cinnamon roll who loves his wife so much and the crew are all a-holes” because like eurylochus he also made mistakes aswell he tries to keep his crew alive abd get home but we do have to accept that this was from Greek mythology he is a flawed character aswell and I enjoy him for that. It makes the audience connect with Odysseus.

Another thing, wisdom saga— I feel Telemachus is used like a child a characterization of a child or teenager unlike the 20 year old he is. It’s a bit off putting for me. And it’s possible to make him innocent and grown such as the use of Polites. Personally he’s like an embodiment of a child and it’s weird to me because he’s a prince and will be king, shouldn’t he have some roles?

Now another thing connecting onto what I just said about “Odysseus does no wrong” ALOT of people in the fandom seem to use Eurylochus as a scapegoat for their hatred and anger to who’s at fault when it’s really the gods and fate, it’s just something the fandom has created to put the anger on why Odysseus couldn’t get home quickly, and I can understand because we look through Odysseus’s perspective throughout the musical. But personally I feel like Eurylochus gets too much hate he is sadly the scapegoat. Even the crew, but it’s saddening because they also have lives, they had family, they are mere mortals what are they to do? What would you all do in these situations if you didn’t know Odysseus’s plans and inner monologues? How would you act?

It’s honestly saddening you can’t like eurylochus without a person spewing about why they hate him, heck I’ve even seen just simple cute TikTok and art about the man but people place hatred within the comments about the character. And it’s only him, you could like Odysseus, polites, perimedies elpenor, Circe, etc. but hate Eurylochus?

<<This is all I have to rant about this is a safe space on my acc for all opinions so you can comment your own opinions, just don’t be mean to eachother>>

(I’m most likely gonna get hate or bashed sadly for having these opinions though I genuinely enjoy the musical a ton. I feel the fandoms grown a bit toxic lately.)

[apluckedturkey]

One More Hour (Tomtord angst AU)

Trigger warnings: double suicide / substance abuse / they literally never confess their feelings

A comic for this au that I never finished- and with how long the script for it was makes me not finishing it make sense.

Below the cut is the rest of the script for the comic and the au, and the song it was named after.

This au contains dark topics and descriptive content, it isn’t silly haha I apologize. Please proceed with caution 😔

Trigger warnings: double suicide / substance abuse / they literally never confess their feelings

First a summary of the whole au then the rest of the script for the comic

The story is called One More Hour,

So, basically Tom had abusive parents when he was a kid and Tord helped Tom get through everything and they were the closest of friends, and ended up living together with Edd and Matt when they were done with high school. Tord ends up leaving and Tom gets really pissed off and sad, and eventually goes berserk in monster form sometime like.. maybe a year or two after tord left (the events of The End didn’t happen)

Tom gets captured by the government and experimented on, Tord reads about it in the news, and since he’s the leader of the Red Army he has the power to get Tom back.

When Tord gets there and breaks Tom out, Tom immediately turns back into a human and hugs Tord, crying- making a kind of funny spectacle where all the restrained guards and scientists are confused and baffled, even Tord’s soldiers are in disbelief as Tord hugs and coddles this once ferocious killing machine

He helps Tom escape and Tom ends up working for Tord while in monster form to take over the world, but Tom starts drinking more and becomes more and more unstable, so pretty quickly Tord decides to have Tom closer to him and get him out of that environment.

Tom had been on the front lines, where it rained bullets and the ground was covered in bodies and blood because of him, in monster form he’s bulletproof, but he remembers everything, even the taste

Tom and Tord start enjoying their time together, thus this scene.

But the thing about this scene is that it’s the most important because it’s right before Tom kills himself, he’s been planning to for awhile, and Tom wanted to spend more time with Tord before he would never see him again, but they end up in a little disagreement, and Tord decides it would be better if Tom took some time off, so Tom makes a failed effort to stay.

Tom comes back later to find the paperwork finished with Tord asleep on his desk holding a picture frame of all of them, but with Tord blacked out in marker, Tom had done that to every picture of Tord in the house after Tord left.

Tom realizes Tord had been crying and leaves and drinks more.

That night Tord finds Tom in Tom’s quarters, it’s a complete fricken mess, Tord drags Tom off the bed and put him in the bathroom, making him vomit everything up while Tord strips the bed (Tom pissed himself), puts on new sheets, then puts a metal chair he found in the tub, strips Tom and puts him on it, washing him off. After he gets Tom cleaned and dressed, with no protest, (Tom was silent the entire time, disassociating while Tord berated him with worry and sad anger,) Tord lays Tom on the bed and starts cleaning up all the empty bottles, trash, floor, cleaning and vacuuming, throwing away torn up furniture and broken dishes and glass- not having told anyone about what happened. Tom had been tearing up his place in anger, at himself, for making Tord cry and many other things.

But once everything is cleaned up he falls asleep in a chair by Tom’s bed. Tom wakes up. Goes into the bathroom. And Tord wakes up to a gunshot. He’s devastated and he calls paul and Patryk crying and sobbing over the phone, they end up having to drag him from the body.

After that Tord obsesses over his work, he trains his soldiers in person, he gives inspiring speeches, and even goes out onto battle fields. He ends up quickly spreading his influence over the entire globe, him being a mechanic who’s able to build advanced technology helps.

Tord ends up completing his mission to rule the globe.

He goes back to the spot Tom died, and shoots himself.

continuation of the comic at the top

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Tord: tom, if you wanted to earn less you could have just said so, you do not have to say another word, I will move you back to that old job of yours pronto! *Reaches for some files*

Tom: NO!

Tord: *bites his lip amusedly*

Tom: Now give me those papers! If you keep crushing them they’ll be so wrinkled and ripped we won’t be able to read them. *starts to pick the papers up off the ground*

…. Why am I your assistant anyway? Did no one sign up?

tord :... It is funny actually. You see, being by me all day has the downside of my position

Tom; as leader?

Tord: yeah. The assistants that signed up are not soldiers, like you, so they can’t defend themselves if someone comes after me, but the soldiers that signed up are completely incompetent when it comes to filing.

*they both smile*

Tom: And there was no one else better for the job? I find that hard to believe.

Tord: oh, there were certainly better people for the job.

*there's a pause*

Tom: Then why me?

Tord: because out of everyone *touches tom’s hand* I trust you the most.

Tord: and you certainly keep better company. *leans back and puts his own hands face down in his lap and looks away*

Tom: Even when I trip you in the halls??

tord : *relaxes and smiles. He laughs* yeah. You know, *he turns back to tom* edd would always think I was just being clumsy, he only found out it was you who kept tripping me after I broke my nose

Tom: *laughs* oh fuck! I remember, holy shit! I felt so bad that I kept apologizing , and when Edd came into the room I started running my mouth about how it was me who’d done it!

Tord: *laughs* I still have the dent!

Tom: *touches it* oh god- yeah- your nose didn't have that before

*there's a moment of silence as they reminisce*

Tord: *worries on the side of some papers, and glances at tom, keeping his head down* So uh.. You have not been drunk in a while…

Tom: *taken aback and confused* Is that an invitation?

Tord: *eyes widen at the misinterpretation, leans back and puts hands up* No no! *sighs and relaxes, turning away while rubbing the back of his neck while smiling in embarrassment* I have been *blinks and lowers his hands face up in his lap* or- have not been- *leans his head at his words* seeing you fill up your flask as much *he looks at tom*

Tom: *folds arms and raises brow* Is that the only evidence I haven't been getting drunk as often? *he lowers his arms and avoids eye contact, putting his hands into his pockets while putting weight onto one side in his stance* isn't being- *flicks hand out in aggression and looks at Tord* isn't a bodyguard or an assistant or whatever- not supposed to get drunk on the job anyway? What are you trying to say?

*There's an awkward moment of silence where Tord stares at Tom in surprise and begins to pick at the papers more. Tord ends up looking down at the little mess he’s made, he disapprovingly sweeps it off the side of the desk. They both watch it flutter to the floor and watch it land.

Tom stands awkwardly with one hand still out and one in his pocket, he puts it down to his side. Tom sighs, looking distressed at Tord,, his standing position shifts to look more unnatural and awkward, feet closer together and glancing this way and that. He huffs and furrows his brow, looking down on Tord*

Tom: Would you get up now? You’ve been sitting on those bloody papers this whole time, we’ll never get through this whole stack.

Tord: *looks sad and conflicted* right. *phases to deadpan and looks at the papers* I better get through this *he gets up and turns around, picking the papers up from the desk and avoiding eye contact* you can go tom, I will finish up.

Tom: *confused and surprised* really? Why??

Tord: I thought you would want a break.

Tom: well- *runs hand through hair* When would I start my shift again?

Tord: *worries on the papers he’s gathered, while facing away with a moment of silence* when you want to.

Tom: um.. Are you sure? *leans to the side to get a view of the stack*

Tord: yes. I have kept you long enough. I am sure you are tired. *closed off*

tom : *worried* well yeah but- *smiles awkwardly*

Tord: I will be all right tom. *view of toad looking darker a d blunt and tom confused and conflicted*

*silence then Tom leaves without saying bye.*

Hours later.

Tom: *gently knocks on Tord’s office door, silence, then Tom enters* Tord? *quietly with guilt*

Tord: *asleep in his chair with his head covered in a folded arm, he’s facing away from tom, all the papers are done.*

Tom: tord? *He steps closer and closes the door, then walks over to the desk. Tom looks like he feels bad. Tom notices tord’s holding a small picture frame. Tom’s curious enough to slowly take it and examine its contents. It's a picture of the whole gang with tord’s face blacked out harshly in permanent marker. Flashback of when tom got so mad when tord left that he ruined all the pictures of tord in the house. Tom holds the picture in both hands now, looking at it in pain.*

You kept it.. *he looks to tord, looking hurt.* why..?? *tom furrowed his brow, then looked back and passes his thumb against the glass covering Tord’s outline in the picture, staring in silence. The room feels so large (wide shot then small shot of toms eyes looking over to tord and examining him.

Tords hair is a mess, his eyes are red and puffy, his sleeve is still wet along with the desk.

Tom looks solemn and conflicted. He puts the picture gently back into Tord’s hand, looking scared then paces away. Thinking in Conflict. He turns around and stares at tord* fuck *he furrows his brow, looking sad, angry and hurt. Quickly he takes a swig from his flask, putting it back in his pocket he stands for a bit before hesitantly leaving, looking back, and stopping a few times before leaving*

This would be for the first half up until tom kills himself

This would be the second half where tord is taking over the world, obsessing over his work up until he kills himself

Extra one 🤫this would mostly be Tom on the battlefield and him deteriorating. And Tord telling Tom he’s moving positions, so he won’t go into battle again

[gay-geek]

Intro Post i guess

Hi im Gigi :) im part of the sfw tk community and am strictly a lee. I am a minor so 20+ (18 and 19 yrs are ok as long as youre not weird) and NSFW DNI pleasee. People can interact but ill most likely rarely be posting cause my girlfriend follows me and im ✨embarrassed✨. I also most likely won't DM first. Oh and i have strict parents so my notifs will be off but im also chronically online so ill most likely see everything.

Boundaries Time:

Teasing is okay if we've spoken multiple times and ive said im okay with it from you

I hate foot tickles there a no from me

Same with bondage and sensory deprivation

NOTHING SEXUAL IF YOURE WEIRD YOU GET BLOCKED

Dont ask where i live, for pictures of me, or basically anything personal (ill most likely tell you on my own once im comfortable)

im adding thissss

Warnings:

I do have the tism and ADHD so get ready for rambles about my hyperfixations and me talking about my struggle to INTERACT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

I make a lot of meme references cause i am a child

I am not the most mentally well person so if i disappear i apologize but it probably won't be for long

Ill be doing more reblogging than posting

There *will* be rants about my s/o(s)

If i follow you and youre a minor that probably means i want to be friends but am too scared to interact

My Interests:

Music omg music please talk to me about music

Books also please talk to me about books

Fashion i fricken love fashion

Movies and TV shows because im a nerd

I will take recommendations for literally any of these. you got a good book recommendation, i will try to read. you have a song recommendation, im listening and then ranting about it. you got a movie recommendation, it will be watched.

Fandoms:

Harry Potter (Marauders Era specifically)

ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN I WILL NEVER NOT TALK ABOUT THIS BOOK UDBDUFJVSUFH

Musicals because oh my gods lyricism (Lin Manuel Miranda is my god)

Percy Jackson (i am so behind and have only read the og series BUT IM CATCHING UP I SWEAR)

there's probably more and i just cant think of them

okay goodbye thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[greensagephase]

Okay, so! Part 14? Amazing oh my god… Am I picking up that Harry might’ve played a roll in some previous parts or am I crazy? Stay tuned. Anyways, AAAA I love these two so much. Even the little hint about Peter looking at them almost like a family. You put so much imagery and psychology into these chapters and I eat it up every fricken time!!!

I was going to ask to possibly make a few suggestions for music to add to the playlist. Obviously music is subjective but like… Hear me out 🥹

Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier:

So in the case you haven’t listened to this song, absolutely give it a go. It’s about a man slowly falling in love with someone who reminds him of an ex or a past lover(?) and how good it feels to slowly be himself again. Lowkey I relate this song to Y/N because there’s just certain aspects about Miguel in this fic that also align with their universes Peter. Especially the whole staring thing mentioned in this chapter, how Miguel always looks at Y/N like Peter did, and Y/N smiles the same way that they did with Peter about Miguel. These lyrics especially!

The same kind of music

Haunts her bedroom

I’m almost me again

She’s almost you

And

I wouldn’t know where to start

Sweet music playing in the dark

Be still my foolish heart

Don’t ruin this on me

—

Ghost of Chicago by Noah Floersch

So I feel like this one once it’s listened to kinda speaks for itself but it definitely kinda sounds like how I would imagine Miguel would feel falling into this friendship / situationship / relationship. Because it starts off as that slow and staccatoed tempo before building up to tempo and suddenly it’s like he sees this person everywhere, not literally but metaphorically. Being able to associate this person with so many little things in life.

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Francesa by Hozier

Last one, and currently it’s a bit of a stretch. However, hear me out. This song if you don’t know (and I apologize for explaining so much but I wanna be thorough, I’m sure you’ve listened to Hozier but y’know) Is about a man being so in love that he would endure the struggles in life all over again if he could be with his lover once again, and that their love is so powerful it is not meant for a place like heaven. This to me is a perfect ending song for Miguel x Y/N because! There has been so much of a build up, in this whole process I feel like by the end of it, Miguel would absolutely live the life he was given once more if it meant being with Y/N once more. Every single tragic event would be worth the pain because of the sheer love he would experience in the end.

Anyways I’m done, this is way too long but AAAA I love you and your writing and I just had to yap about it 😭🤍

Hi, Rue!!!! I'm so happy you enjoyed part 14!! 🥹 About Harry… I can't say anything, but I'm seriously loving everyone's thoughts on him, hehe! 🤣 Omg, I'm glad you've mentioned the part where Peter B. looks at Miguel and reader with Mayday!!!!! I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD PICK UP ON THIS!!! For a few seconds, Peter B. definitely saw them as a little family - maybe a potential future 😌- and I just, AHHHH!!! It was one of my favorite scenes to write for sure from part 14!! 😭 I want them together already but I have to control myself!

About the music - Rue, you killed me with these songs suggestions and I LOVE that two of them are Hozier's!! It's actually insane you've suggested songs by him because the other day I was literally thinking about looking into his music to discover new songs for the fic since I know he's recently dropped new music. I'm not a hardcore fan but I enjoy a few of his songs and I LOVE his voice and he seems like a really chill and sweet artist, but anyway, I got very busy last week and never got to it, so this is perfect!!!

I listened to them and can I just say I absolutely LOVE "Almost (Sweet Music)" ?!? This one is def so fitting for Y/N in regards to her past love with Peter and the parallels between him and Miguel, and the way Y/N herself will slowly show these little parallels like smiling at Miguel the way she used to for Peter, too! And then the part,

"I wouldn't know where to start Sweet music playing in the dark Be still my foolish heart Don’t ruin this on me"

This fits both of them so perfectly - I won't say much but you basically put it together based on your thoughts on "Ghost of Chicago" 😭😭 anyway, I LOVE THIS SONG and I've added it to the future songs playlist along with the other two (in my nonpublic personal Spotify account which is just growing longer each day with the new music I find lol) and be assured that they'll show up in the official playlist when the time is right!! 😌

And the last songs!!!! Yes, yes, yes to your thoughts!! I can't wait to use these songs for our future Miguel in which he loses sleep no longer because of nightmares, stress, or overworking, but rather because of matters of the heart and that's all I'm going to say about that!!

Thank you so much for making these song suggestions, Rue!! If you have more, send them my way! I love listening to songs you guys relate to the fic - it's one of my fav things ever seriously!!

I hope you're doing well and thank you for sending this wonderful ask!!! 🤍🫶🏼

[cutetehe]

The brothers saying it’s hot and mc responding with “So take off all your clothes”

I thought of this at 1 am ☠️

btw this only had Lucifer, mammon, levi and satan + Beel (I fucking love Beel)

Might Suggestive 😊 also somewhat crack

Lucifer

Lucifer was at his desk while mc was on his bed

Lucifer was wearing that stupid tuxedo thing

Mc noticed Lucifer was sweating and kept doing that thing where you’d fan yourself with your shirt (idk how to explain it)

“Lucifer you are gonna get a heat stroke, wear something lighter ”

Lucifer just ignores you and continues to work while occasionally wiping his forehead

Mc just sighs and scrolls through devilgram

“It’s so hot” Lucifer says while straightening his tie

“So take off all your clothes” mc says without missing a beat

 queue the awkward silence

Mc being the cheeky shit they are started playing “careless whisper” like that was gonna help

Search that up if you don’t know that song

“If you insist..” Lucifer unties his tie and starts taking off his shirt

“I WAS JOKING DONT STRIP WHEN IM IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU” Mc yells while facing the opposite way of Lucifer

Lucifer is trying his best to not laugh

“Would you like to help me?” Lucifer says tauntingly

Mc doesn’t know how to respond but they don’t wanna give Lucifer the pleasure of watching them squirm

“Fine”

Mc walks over to Lucifer and unbuttons his shirt until…

“LUCIFER THE KICTHEN IS ON FIR-”

Leviathan walks into you unbuttoning lucifer shirt

Leviathan awkwardly closes the door and apologizes for walking in

“…”

“…”

“wait did he say the kitchen was on fire-”

LOUD BOOM

Mammon

Same scenario because IT MUST BE SO HOT IN THE LEATHER JACKET

Mammon tried his best to not show how hot he was

But then it slipped

“Aghh… it’s so hot” Mammon mumbled while laying down beside mc

“Take off your clothes then” Mc responded

“W-WHAAAA” mammon blushes and wonders if he heard you right

“If you are so hot then take your clothes off” mc says trying to not sound embarrassed

You just broke mammon

You poke mammon till he comes back to his senses

Mc takes off mammon jacket while waiting

Mammon just changes into a tank top

Honestly that was good enough for you

As long as mammon isn’t gonna have a heat stroke

Leviathan

“So fricken hottttt” levi complained

Mc is just chilling in his bath tub

“Then take off your clothes”mc joked

“W-HW-WH- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?” Leviathan asked stuttering

“Take off your clothes” mc says trying his best to not laugh at leviathan reaction

“HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE???” Leviathan asks

“Do you need help taking your clothes off orrr…?” Mc asks getting out the bath tube and going towards levi

“W-WAIT THIS IS TO SOON”

“…dude it’s not like we are fucking”

“BUT STILL ITS EMBARRASSING”

“Fineee I’ll turn around then-“

“THAT ISNT THE PROBLEM”

Mc gets an idea and goes to their room

Mc comes back with some of their clothes

“Here! You can wear these”

“..thanks” mc innocently watches levi hold your clothes

“Are you gonna give me privacy”

Mc leaves the room for levi and after he is done changing you come back

“You look nice” mc says tauntingly

“Shut up” leviathan embarrassingly says

Satan

Satan doesn’t get that hot to often

Mainly cause he dresses in light clothes

But today was really hot

it felt like hell

probably cause it is hell but anyways

Satan kept fanning himself with a book as a pathetic way to cool down

“it’s so hot……” Satan whines

“Have you ever considered taking off your clothes?”

“what.”

Satan wasn’t expecting that response

He isn’t angry, he didn’t mean for that ‘what’ to sound so angry- he was just hot

Suddenly satan gets an idea

“Hey mc are you hot too?!?” Satan ask

“Yeah?” Mc responds

“Lets take a shower together”

“….”

“…”

“A bath instead”

“Okay bath then” nothing sexual happened during the bath

Honestly y’all were just trying to cool down and by taking a bath together maybe the water bill will go down

BEEL

Beel was doing push ups with you on his back

“Are you sure you are okay? You haven’t had a break in twenty minutes” Mc says worriedly

“I might wanna take a break after another 100 sets”

“… you cannot be serious”

Mc forces Beel to take a break

While Beel and mc were getting a drink of water Beel realizes how hot it is

“Jeez never noticed how hot it is”

Mc by reflex says

“So take off all your clothes”

“Wait that’s actually a good idea” beel starts taking off his shirt

“BEEL WAIT DONT” mc tried stopping beel

Luckily Beel only meant his shirt

It got embarrassing when you sat on him while he did push ups

But besides that it wasn’t so bad

mc probably gonna say that more now in front of beel

IM TO TIRED TO COME UP WITH ME KILL ME

MASTERLIST

[wheikouo]

HELLO! WELCOME TO MY CONTINUATION OF MY DISNEY AU POST! Today I will be talking about what the SBI and Bee duo do in the park

SBI + Bee duo:

Phil

- He works with kids! :DD (school tour guide)

- Oh and he also mains the candy stores and food venders

- He’ll sneak sad kids lollipops and free treats just to make them smile

- MUMZA COMES AROUND! They are literally the cutest thing

- On April fools he dressed up as the fairy godmother

- is a God for knowing the recipe for dole whip

- Will make you hydrate, with your own will or not

- “Mate you can’t keep coming around and asking for more churros, you actually need to pay for them”

- The bench trio annoys him whenever he works.

Techno

- Works at the haunted mansion because the man is built for the ride.

- Literally stands there and doesn’t smile (he scares a bunch of children even tho the man has long pink fricken hair)

At one point tried to summon actual ghosts cuz he knows the place is actually haunted

- “Attention guests, stay within your buggies because we are always experiencing supernatural activity. If you move you might die.”

- “Techno you can’t say that!”

- “My apologies, if you move you will die.”

- Is forced to sub in for the role of ariel (this has happened more than once and it’s the most hilarious thing that happens)

- Chills with Phil whenever he’s on break

Wilbur

- is a character actor and performer, he takes his job Seriously.

- The man plays a bunch of characters, most notably; Flynn Ryder, Prince Charming, and Loki

- He gets thrown into a bunch of roles because of how flexible he is with acting

- The man is dramatic af and he loves every single second of it.

- When he was first recruited he did street performances with Tommy

Tommy

- This boy is flexible af, with the amount of energy he has and the fact that he is also an extrovert means that he can work in basically anything

- Has probably been in every position ever

- He subs in for the role of star-lord and also Luke sky-walker when needed

- He did street performing with Wilbur before being forced to mascot for a bit

He absolutely hated it

- “How the hell can you do this 24/7 dream, it smells like crap in there!”

- “Eh you get used to it”

- His favourite job has to be street performances

Ranboo

- Boo boy over here is a character attendant, he walks characters around in costume and makes sure nothing goes wrong

- He’s an actual soft boy but because of his height he is intimidating enough for people to not mess with him and the character he’s with

- He has been offered the cast of groot because of how tall he is but immediately said no and went for attendant because of social anxiety

- Has dragged his friends to the break rooms multiple times because of heat stroke and other heat related things

- He doesn’t know what else to do apart from stand

- *ranboo agreement noises and nodding*

- Usually gets paired of up Tommy or tubbo because jimmy knows he’s the most comfortable with them

- Absolutely loathes the song ‘let it go’

Tubbo

- Does street performances but often opps for character roles

- He plays spider man, Peter Pan and occasionally the Cheshire Cat

- Whenever he plays Spider-Man he always does cool stunts and stuff to get kids pumped up (he’s an ex trampolines man)

- He acts like a completely different character as Cheshire Cat- like seriously it’s terrifying to see his change in personality

- He is a little gremlin as Peter Pan.

- Often duets the song ‘let it go’ with Tommy

And that’s the SBI + Bee duo jobs! :DD I have the rest of the dsmp ready to go, just gotta draw them ^^ BTW THERES NO ANGST. THIS AU IS PURELY FOR CRACK, FLUFF AND SHENANIGANS!!

[soft-heartlover]

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the video was really adorable!! it kinda made me sad but then i was like ‘omg🥺’

yes, thank u🙈 acting is really fricken great tehe❤️ and i love all kinds of photos! i usually take pics of my little niece and like nice sunsets tho lmaooo

that’s so cool! i would love to see your art some time! and i freakin love astrology! i actually wanted to start getting into tarot reading and stuff but my parents would never let me lmaoooo, those cards sound really dope and i love me some pink tehhe😌

and please do not apologize! i am so sorry you are feelin sick darlin, i really hope u feel better soon❤️

OMG PINK HAIR!!!?? I FREAKIN LOVVEEE!

-song anon😌 (should i keep that for my name? theeh)

oh how cool!! I really couldnt do it, Id give myself a thousand stage scares a minute! lmao. Aw how nice, and being able to photograph everything without fear is the beauty of photography💖.

Ah yes, I might show you some drawings someday, I usually upload them to my instagram stories KJS.

astrology is sooooo interesting, i'm in love with it! ugh no)): why don't they let you start with tarot??? ):

thank you so much dear! i hope to get better later! it's not how i imagined my vacations ahahha

yes! i usually change my hair color from time to time although i must admit that i had gotten very used to the pale blond so now i feel weird🤡

yeah, i think you should leave it as your name hahaha it's cool isn't it?

[penumbramewtwos]

AAAAAA I've been tagged in this new game 4 times, not only do I feel very included, but I fricken love you all! Not just for being my mutuals, but the support you've given others and myself over these months! @xhunterbeatsx @amateurcomics @psychic-nature @ricksoo (I'll want to tag you again at the bottom, but I know you've already done them aaaaaaa)

Ty to all of you <3 I will now proceed to flood you all with various symphonic metal and art-music... Maybe other things too e.e These are not in numerical order:

[Song - Artist [Nationality + specific genre]]

Spaceman - Electric Callboy [German electronicore] (lmao, please listen if you'd like)

Endless forms most beautiful - Nightwish [Finnish symphonic metal] (so hard not to say Nemo)

Death whispered a lullaby - Opeth [Swedish progressive metal]

Imaginary - Evanescence [American Nu metal] (I want this played at my funeral, the only place i've ever been truly happy is in my mind...)

My Demons - Lacuna Coil [Italian goth metal]

Do you all know how hard this is to limit it to 5 T^T!!! as me on another day there would be a different 5 x.x aaaaa not mostly metal either @cinnatwo @justice-the-pandisaster @oogaboogaspookyman @ask-the-royal-absol @esmam1ss1n9shu773r @drazegerzo @noodleartz @spammykins @altaria-andthe-two @greatgoldlion

Apologies if you've already been tagged prior! I tried to look at who's already been tagged and who's tagged me to based my decision off this. Dw, ilyt Marty , Secret, Paradoxius, and so many more of you

🎶✨when u get this, put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, if you're comfortable, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool) 🎶✨

I was tagged by @lavender-tea-dragon ^^

Songs are (In no particular order) -

Karma (By AJR)

Groundhog Day (By Em Behold)

Daydreaming (By Ariana Grande)

I'm Still Standing (By Elton John)

Kings and Queens ( By Ava Max)

Some of my favorite followers are (that I know of that I haven't seen tagged, and also stole from one of my other blogs) -

@askvekpa

@darling-zorua

@askthepokesquad

@oatsyterandco

@groovygladiatorsheep

@dragonakina

@theautisticoptimistic

@randompurr

@chasani

@death-by-cringe-whitman

[grimbeak]

So I was listening to the ninjago songs/soundtracks while reading fanfic earlier, as you do, and one of them mentioned the memory-causing line ‘the best way to defeat your enemy is to make him your friend’ (or smthn like that) from s1.

And that got me thinking, yet-fricken-again, about @elementalmasteroffandom ‘s villain jay theory (if he doesn’t go canonically evil at this point i will be dissapointed (although a massive amount of angst (and well-handled trauma) will also be acceptable)). 

I was thinkin about that line. Also, Tommy said that we’d be getting a lot of back history (lines from the past, smthn ab how wu and garmadon used to play pranks on each other, etc.) in the coming seasons, so making your enemy your friend could be mentioned again.

But with villain jay, it would be something more like, ‘the best way to gain an enemy is to have him be your friend’. And then the parallels (AKA the 1 parallel, probably more tbh) between Lloyd and Jay popped up. The wiki says that s14 will be a Lloyd season, so the ‘making your enemy your friend’ could definitely come into play, because Lloyd was the reason Wu said that line in the first place. 

Lloyd was an enemy they made their friend, and Jay could be a friend they make their enemy. 

Also, s15 will probably be a Nya season, and Tommy did say something along the lines of ‘do you bastards want a happy ending or a sad one for s14, i have plans for both, hahahah *evil noises*’. 

Sad ending would probably be Jay dying at the end of the season, and s15 would probably be the ninja trying to hold themselves together and realize that they fucked up before jay comes back due to the Power of Friendship. 

Happy(ish) ending would be Jay realizing he’s gone overboard right after he does smthn big to ninjago (tommy did say it was going to be threatened again very soon (damn you tommy and your vague scary tweets)), the others apologizing, and then s15 is just the ninja trying to stop whatever jay did while our blue boi tries to figure himself out more. 

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Random concepts my brain comes up with (or just random things I think of)

I tried to avoid angst (and u!sides) but....I came up with a lot of angst (i think?)....ajdhdh sorryyyyyy

Also....dont question anything pls....im very sleep deprived and dont know anything and dont take anything to seriously

Also....theres very bad english in here so...yeah....

Warning: uh....might be u!sides.....idk ajshxh...itll be in the tags tho

Logan will quote a different school house rock song, everyday, to Virgil

Patton takes Romans sash and puts it around his forehead/waist cuz hes a pirate

Virgil steals Janus' cape and will be an airplane and everytime he passes a side he will say nyooommm

Roman will take Virgils makeup (who has a lot of different colors) and do the other sides makeup

Remus will take Logans glasses and wear them wrong on purpose cuz he knows it annoys Logan

Logan and Deceit don't do anything or take anything cuz theyre the parents™

Its legit canon that they have their own phones......Virgil has a lavender phone case, Logan has a gold case, Roman has a golden phone case, Patton has a red phone case (i think)

Everyday Virgil will give Patton a stone with a tiny piece of paper telling the meaning at the same time...everyday. virgil does this cuz 1. he has too many 2. it gives him smth to do and gets him to be a tiny bit productive

Janus has a bunch of plants a l o t o f p l a n t s like....almost an excessive amount

Dukexiety/tangled au.....repunzal as Virgil and flynn as remus (idk)

Logan t poses almost all the time

The way to tell Patton and Janus apart is that janus knows how babies are made (messenger falcons) and Patton does not

Virgil likes pasta with no sauce (pathta wif nu thathe) (if ya get the reference....good job)

Virgil has yet to have a debate with Patton, Janus and Remus

Every time there is a new disney movie roman will just be...*flappy hands* for like.....a good half hour before actually watching it

The mind vs. the heart is just an old married couple™ fight

"Oh ofc. i never wanted you to feel like you couldnt" like.....the way patton says it....sounds like a mix of Deceits voice and Pattons voice

Anytime the other sides/Thomas has a problem, Logan will dress up as Sherlock...and patton (no matter where he is) will pop up as Watson and the little arguement will happen everytime

Rhythm Redux has hints of Mandy goes to med school

Virgil is pretty short....not by much but still one of the shortest side. When his anxiety heightens, he grows taller for x hours. Then when he calms down, he goes back to his normal height

Remus would practice forbidden fruit all the time, so that when he and Thomas finally met, he wouldnt mess up (cuz ew...who wants tk mess up on their own song?). Sometimes he would scream it, especially when Virgil was around

In moving on pt.1 virgil said "no" and then his hand flew up to cover his mouth...which was deceit

Janus with a flower crown around his hat

Janus has a snek in his hat and its never ending...like a mandelbrot fractal

Logan info dumps about space and Janus is the only one who actually, truly listens

Are there healthy distractions has more analogical....

Logan will carry around a notebook and pen/pencil at all times....especially for Virgil...like...when he gets a panic or anxiety attack...logan will give him the notebook so he doesnt have to talk

Janus has several different bowler hats and the other sides (besides logan and maybe patton?) will steal all of them and hide them

Logan and Roman will watch movies together, purely to rewrite it....virgils there to have a disney debate with Roman

When Thomas gets really anxious, virgil will kick down a door and go through a window, feet first

they are their own villians

whats virgils, janus' and remus' biggest fears? Logan

All of the sides have/need glasses but Logan and Patton are the only ones who actually...wear them...obviously

For virgils birthday, Logan got Virgil a puzzle book (or Christmas)

Virgil met his new years resolution (like...he got it done)

*has to watch beauty and the beast for this one* technically....beauty and the beast isnt Stockholm Syndrom......belle traded herself so her father could be free....the beast never took maurice....he wondered into the castle by himself and got...captured....sooo technically...idk where im going with this ajsjxh

Virgil has a crap ton of funko pops

Everytime Patton goes into Virgils room, he'll come out scared of the curtains

When Roman said "you are nothing compared to the others" and his hand went over his mouth....was that deceit? like....him not wanting Thomas to even know about him or remus yet..or orange side?

"Im not evil" foreshadowing for remus

Patton can yell "i will physically fight you" as loud as logan can yell "falsehood"

Virgil is a Ravenclaw (i think we all knew this tho ajsjdh)

When Logan actually shows sadness (the like....one time he did) the other sides will give him validation (telling him hes right, he cool etc.) and just...give him love (they will also do this with the other sides too)

Logan will pop up and ask Thomas about the picture with circles that is hanging above Thomas's (?) couch.

Logan has yet to actually solve a problem by himself...... hes either used information they already knew, or needed/used the others help (sorry)

Virgils the only one Logans said "sorry" to....he usually says "apologies"

The dark sides have pan(heh) pancake and pillow fights (the darks sides....remus and Virgil and janus just stands there until something gets thrown at him....then he joins)

Every year for their birthday, Roman and Logan will always get a jar (or more) of crofters

Every time Logan has crofters (like...pb&j or toast or smth idkkkkk) he'll keep making puns for an hour straight (gay)

Virgil watched dhmis and got weirded out for like....a week

When Janus is around, Patton and Roman will make a bunch of snake puns and janus will stand there like :|

Logan is allergic to anything "sweet" like....butterfingers

Did....did you guys know...that the cast of sander sides....is...Thomas sanders....i just learned that....thats...crazy wow....when were you guys gonna tell me? (fun fact.....every fricken time thomas yawned in dwit....i yawned)

Virgil researches architecture or like.....studies it?

Remus and/or Janus is/are (?) a ghost....ok remus...

Remus is actually really smart and gets along with Logan pretty well

Virgil was the least...like...responsive(?) after forbidden fruit

Virgils eyes are more red in dwit (could just be Thomas and that he was tired or smth)

Whenever Remus walks past Patton, he'll take off his ears but then put them back on when he goes out of Pattons sight (english who?)

In the bloopers (not really but shhhhh) or smth when Remus knocked Logans teeth out, logan said "figuwawivwy"

Whenever Virgil "sounds the alarm" he (and maybe patton and remus) will go "weoo" for a few minutes as loud as he can

Logan has a baymax plush

Janus is obsessed with Hocus Pocus (despite Logan pointing out all the inconsistencies)

In clbg when patton said yes to thomas when he asked if there are anymore sides that were hidden away from him, he glanced at virgil (and logan) and virgil got super uncomfortable

Janus will always say the "you better watch out" vine

Everytime Logan has an idea, he'll say lightbulb out loud...like...just..."lightbulb" and the other sides just stare at him like.."wha-???" until he explains

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

Meet the Fancreator

So I’m a little late I think but I’ve been sick okay

Also I apologize in advance for how long this is, I like oversharing.

And a big thanks to @lloyd-is-precious for hosting such a fun event!

Hi! I’m Kat.

I’m a female with brown hair and brown eyes (exciting I know). I have really long, straight hair and all of my friends are apparently jealous of it (which I wasn’t aware of until recently). However, combating anyone’s jealousy of my hair, I have bangs that have been described as “very 2001 emo”. You cut your bangs sideways and suddenly you’re emo ig 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve been told I’m short, but I’ve also been told I’m tall, so I’m either average height, or everyone I know is either a tree or a dwarf.

I’m pretty shy and awkward around new people, I have a terrible sense of humor (I made a meme of Sensei Wu telling the viewer to be gay and do crimes, that should tell you enough), and the thing I’m notorious for with most of my friends is the fact that I take forever in the bathroom (I don’t take that long guys all my friends just like to bully me).

I’m cynophobic, which means I’m phobic of dogs. Don’t get me wrong, I actually really love dogs, and from afar they are the cutest things ever. But when a dog is near me I kind of just flip my shit, unfortunately. Nothing ever happened with a dog in my past that would have caused this phobia that I can remember. Luckily, I’m in therapy for it and am very slowly getting better.

I’ve never dated anyone, though I’d very much like to. I’m a hopeless romantic, not gonna lie. One day I will get my dramatic kiss in the rain.

I’ve been in the Ninjago fandom since about 2016, but wasn’t an active member until 2019. I tried to stop watching the show from somewhere around 2017-2019, but as you can see that didn’t work out for me (good thing, too, this show is fricken amazing!).

My favorite characters are Cole and Kai (though I love all of the characters dearly). For a long time I had a very, very strong hatred of Lloyd, but now I don’t mind him, he’s cool. At this point I don’t really hate any characters that I can think of.

This is gonna sound cringe but remember it’s 2020, cringe culture has been officially cancelled. Anyway my favorite villain is Morro (though I much prefer him in fanfictions with good redemption arcs).

Something I find important to let you know is that Day of the Departed will continue to bother me forever for one reason: the trashy redemption for Yang. Straight up he was just like “I JUST WANT ATTENTION!” And Cole was like “oh okay sure that makes all the horrible things you’ve done including ruining my life and kidnapping me totally okay!” And it makes me SAD. (Also I hate how the writers treat Cole and if he doesn’t get a season soon I will riot).

Personally, I don’t really ship anything other than the canon ships such as Jaya and Pixane (I don’t really like Kailor because I feel like they have no chemistry and it’s all a little forced but eh). I have no problems with most of the fanon ships such as lava or opposite and such, I just personally don’t ship those. The few fanon ships I feel really, really strongly about is any ships concerning Lloyd. Sure, Lloyrumi and Lloykita (hollyshipping?) are okay because they actually happened in canon I guess (I still don’t like them), but when people go around shipping Lloyd with anyone else, I do not support it. 

I don’t think I have an absolute favorite episode, and I love all of the seasons, so. A fun fact is that the first episode I ever saw was S3E1 (the surge) after my friend made me give the show a chance at a sleepover. Following that episode, we watched the singular clip of Kai with Chen’s staff because yes. At some point that day, we also watched a series of videos called Ninjago Song Cracks by GreyStormNinja on YouTube (and they will forever remain as iconic to me as the show as a whole is).

The villains I like the least are the skulkin and the time twins. I don’t hate them or anything, they’re just… eh, in my opinion. Also, I didn’t love that they brought Garmadon back during the whole SoG ordeal, because he’s been used so many times and it just doesn’t feel like good storytelling at this point (that being said, I did end up liking all that went down after he was brought back, so, what do I know lmao).

Though most of the content I write is whump, I literally do not do injuries in real life. If I saw someone break a bone I think I would throw up. I like fictional pain, not real pain.

I have way too many OCs but they are my children and I love them. Hopefully you’ll get to meet them soon, because I’m working on a story involving them and as soon as I can prewrite enough, I’ll start posting it (the story doesn’t completely revolve around whump, so you won’t be wanting to kill me the whole time, you’re welcome).

Ninjago is my main fandom, but I also enjoy things like Marvel and Anne With an E (go stream on Netflix please we need to get viewership up).

And to bless your soul I leave you with two fic recommendations. Go read Lost Soul on ffn by DietCokeisLife, and then when you’re done with that, go read Return to the Cursed Realm (also on ffn) by FirstFandomFangirl. You’re welcome.

[tootyfruities]

tyty riri! sending you so much soup rn <3

1. golden delicious - louie zong (SUCH A GOOD SONG. all instrumentals and perfect for imagining laying on the grass in an orchard and looking at the clouds together)

2. tear in my heart - twenty one pilots (i know. I KNOW. but i can never not be a fan of top and i WILL NOT APOLOGIZE RAHHH)

3. roses - the band camino (GOOD VIBES ALL AROUND)

4. could have been me - the struts (i was obsessed with halsey's cover and i'm more obsessed with this original. THE SOUNDS. THE NOISES. THE VOICES.. YEAHHHH)

5. hayloft ii [smashup] - mother mother (perfect for imagining myself going neurodivergent and fucking up the world)

6. everything stays [marcy and mom] - adventure time + rebecca sugar + ava acres (i wish there were a more full version of this. it's fricken beautiful and gives goosebumps and turns the original into a love song between mother and daughter. would recommend)

7. this is what falling in love looks like - jvke (DUDE I JUST WANT A NICE BOY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME BUT NOT ACT ON IT EVER OR EVER. IS THIS TOO UNREALISTIC A DREAM [yes. it is.])

8. night shift - lucy dacus (great for imagining cathartic post-breakup recoveries!)

9. last words of a shooting star - mitski (I'M SORRY. I KNOW. i didn't listen to her and then this song was like a gateway drug. 'gateway drugs' don't exist btw but 'gateway songs' definitely do. and this is one of those. she fuels my daydreams like gasoline)

10. this is how it feels - laufey + d4vd (look up how to pronounce her name btw. bonkers)

no tags, feel free to participate if you would like!! <3

rules 》 shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

tagged by @skzonthebrain (love you Ven😙)

Bad Intentions - BM

Haven - Stray Kids

JUST BREATHE - SKY-HI, 3RACHA

Youtiful - Stray Kids

Bite Me - ENHYPEN

Battle Belongs - Phil Wickham

Freedom (Live) - Jesus Culture, Kim Walker-Smith

Mi Casa Su Casa - Omar Rudberg

She’s In The Rain - The Rose

Psalm 46 (Lord of Hosts) [Live] - Capital City Music

no pressure babes🤍🤍 - @imknittingahat @euphorical-angel

[rynhaswritersblock]

i go hard like thanos (hc) | p.p.

a/n: i stg y'all are obsessed with these (but it's okay they're my fav to write) also DISCLAIMER:: yes i do realize that it doesn't make sense for larray to make a song about thanos when the general population doesnt even like.. know about him but JUST ROLL WITH IT THIS IS FICTION ANYWAYS

summary: popping off to an absolute banger during an avengers meeting is the best way to set yourselves up for failure

warnings: y'all know the deal. we've been through this lmao

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- so BASICALLY

- i apologize in advance this one is going to be a bit short because it's more of a concept than a legitimate storyline and i think just laying it out for y'all is the best option rn (because of what i just said and because of the fact that i have SO MANY DRAFTS TO WRITE JNSKDFBDK)

- so there is this song

- written by our KING LARRAY

- called thanos

- it is a bop

- i will not lie

- i recommend listening to it cause i feel like it really sets the mood::

- enjoy <3

- SO LEMME LAY IT OUT FOR YOU

- the best way i can lay out this scenario is like this is like the scene in infinity war when tony, bruce, strange, and wong are in the sanctum and they're like talking about ben n jerrys (and also thanos yes but like... priorities)

- also can we talk about ben n jerrys like GOD what a brand!!

- BUT INSTEAD OF BEING IN THE SANCTUM

- AND ONLY HAVING FOUR FREAKING PEOPLE

- WE'RE GONNA PRETEND THIS IS AT HEADQUARTERS WITH DA WHOLE SQUAD

- (which includes you and peter)

- (duh)

- so

- the air is fuckin TENSE

- like

- it's game time bitches do or don't there is no try

- we finna die but like

- 1 out of 14,000,605

- and so as you can tell everyone is SERIOUS

- but then you think of a certain song

- and you have to BITE YOUR LAUGH BACK SO HARD

- ur mind is like:

Ass so fat like Thanos���(Thanos) Diamonds shine like Thanos (Thanos) I go hard like Thanos (Rrah) Bitch I snap like Thanos (Uh)

- thank u genius.com for the lyrics

- and so you start singing it very softly to urself

- you're like bopping your head

- not paying attention to tony and steve at ALL

- and peter's sitting next to you

- and as soon as he hears

You see this ass? You see this cake, love? (Yeah! What?)

- this man just about LOSES IT

- you have to slap a hand over his mouth before he WHEEZES

- bucky looks over and you just give him a look

- he's like i swear to god if these kids are pullin some funky ass business

- im about to POST UP

- so basically

- long fucking story short (i put a whole bag o jellybeans up my ass)

- god if you don't get the reference i am 1) concerned and 2) so sorry because that probably caught you off guard

- you and peter spent the rest of the meeting singing that song

- both of you being incredibly thankful for sitting in the back cause ur silently POPPIN OFF

- bopping to the same silent beat

- dancing

- making funny faces

- peter even leans over and lightly slaps his butt jokingly

- WHICH ALMOST GETS YOU CAUGHT BECAUSE YOU YELP IN LAUGHTER

- tony just raises his brows at the two of you cause he literally isn't capable of doing anything else

- talk about me being ceo of only having tony raise his eyebrows or make crude comments

- i need help

- and in the end

- y'all are like BATTLE TIME

- ALL OF A SUDDEN

- GIANT CRAISIN LOOKIN THING IN FRONT OF Y'ALL ON SOME WEIRD ASS PLANET

- and you and 🅱eter are like shit fuck why did we decide to pop off during our meeting

- 😔👊

- but you know what..

- fuck it sicko mode

- Y'ALL END UP BEATING THANOS IN THE END ANYWAY

- FRICKEN R*SSOS

- FUCK IT NUTSACK CHIN DIE

- !!!!!!!!!!!!!

- so in conclusion the song "thanos" by larray is the motivation behind killing that ding dong

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wow i am so sorry

but whatever y'all love the hcs and that's what matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tegan-taylors-version]

When @taylorswift owns your life and you have to email your professor explaining why your paper is late:

Hi Professor,

So I know my paper is late but you see Grammy award winning, singer-song writer, cat lover, born in 1989, pop superstar Taylor Swift kind of claimed my life for the past 3 days and I’ve been very distracted. You see I woke up Thursday morning with every intention of writing my paper only to find that there was a livestream showing fans gathering at a butterfly mural in Nashville for no other reason than it vaguely resembling her Instagram aesthetic. So like every other Swifitie on the planet I tuned in. As time goes by more and more people gather for absolutely no apparent reason. I mean the cops are there, television crews, radio people. For absolutely no fucking reason other than that this butterfly has some cats in it and Taylor likes cats. So I’m watching this on my laptop and am on Tumblr on my phone (multitasking is key). And the Swifitie fandom is dying. We can’t believe these people are making us look like boo boo the fool again, especially after the whole five holes in the fence embarrassment. Five holes in the fence you ask? Let me digress.

I want to take you back to the 24th of February when Miss Swift posted a photo of 7 palms trees with the caption of 7 palm tree emoji’s. Swifties were like “is this a clue”, “what does this mean?”. Next came a photo a photo of her sitting on some stairs. So Swifties got out their calculators and used their math skills once again and decided that Taylor was indeed sitting on the sixth step. “Could this be a countdown?” Swifities everywhere began asking themselves. Pandemonium. New music is coming. We have cracked the code….or so we thought. One day later Taylor posts another photo of her standing behind a fence. A FENCE WITH FIVE HOLES (I mean we had got good at counting by this point). “This has to be a countdown”, said the Swifities. I mean we had the fricken news reporting on this so-called countdown. Taylor Swift obviously saw our stupidity and our crackhead theories and decided to call out of stupidity on Instagram to her 116 million follows and reject the countdown we had made up in our heads… We won’t even talk about her dragging us on national television.

Still following? Ok. Back to the livestream. So Tumblr is complete chaos. We cannot believe hundreds of people have gathered around this mural for absolutely no reason, yet 2 hours have gone by and we are all still watching this tomfoolery. We are asking begging Taylor to put these clown Swifites out their misery and send them home. And then after three hours of staring at a butterfly mural, THE TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT shows up and takes selfies with every. single. person. And is all like “oh hey see this cool mural I had made” and then leaves. But not before convincing us we have to watch the NFL draft that night to find out more about her new music.

Now you may be thinking well you had five hours between the livestream and the NFL draft you could’ve done your paper. And you would be incorrect. You see I had actually stopped breathing by this point and had to wait for someone to come resuscitate me. After being resurrected from the dead, 8pm comes around and I’m tuning into the NFL draft even though I know nothing about American football. Couldn’t name a single team. I mean what does NFL even stand for? Not important.

So I’m watching the draft because Taylor owns my heart (body and soul) waiting for her to drop us a bone. Miss Swift shows up looking like a glitter rainbow goddess and tells her song ME! Comes out at midnight with Brendon Urie from Panic! At the disco. WWHHHHHAAAATTTTTT! Once again I’ve forgotten how to breathe, I’m in a full body sweat and quite honestly I need to be heavily sedated. You could say I was all PANIC and no DISCO. I honestly don’t remember what happened between now and midnight. I think I blacked out.

Midnight rolls around (not really it was the longest wait of my entire life), and Taylor releases A FRICKEN BOP. I mean did we expect anything less? No. Taylor said you can’t spell AWESOME without ME and she is correct. Taylor is smart. For obvious reasons I can’t just watch it once. I must watch it on repeat. I must learn every lyric. I must know every piece of choreography. I must learn french.

By now it is around 5:30am, and I decide to get a solid hour of sleep before having to get up to watch GMA for a Taylor Swift interview. I roll out of bed and assume my position on the couch and tune in only to discover that GMA has done something bad and punk’d Swifities with no new interview or announcement. Bad GMA. So this is when I decide to go be productive and actually write my paper. Good Tegan.

Minding my own business, writing my paper, Taylor Swift decides to go live on Instagram and roast us for missing obvious clues in the music video. I mean you can see the shock in her face at our stupidity and lack of attention to detail. CHAOS follows. I was the opposite of JE SUIS CALME. We must not let our leader down. We must band together and crack this code. So for the next several hours I am watching the ME! Video repeatedly. IN SLOW MOTION. I have a notebook out and am taking notes. We had to redeem ourselves after the five holes in the fence mess. We have to be the FBI detectives that Taylor told us we are. So for the rest of the evening, along with every other Swifitie, I am trying to crack this darn clue. I am going from YouTube to Instagram to Tumblr to Twitter back to YouTube. It was a mess (and not the mess that Taylor wanted).

So this brings me to today. The mystery is still not solved and we are clowns. I know I am getting an MA in Forensic Psychology and should be able to crack these clues but you see Miss Swift has been watching Law and Order for many years and she is a pro. And after the whole five holes in the fence fiasco we have really lost our touch.

I apologize for my paper being late and a total and utter mess but as you can see I had other more pressing matters to deal with.

Kind regards from a crackhead Swifitie,

Tegan*

*Property of Taylor Swift

[fastsalad]

The middle school production of Undertale the Musical I that I watched a couple of nights ago seems a bit like a weird fever dream now so I thought I’d watch it again and post my thoughts. Reactions and reviews under the cut:

-I was wrong about them misgendering Frisk and I apologize, they said genderless child at least ten times in the intro.

-They used the intro from the game as a little slideshow/overture in the beginning, which would have been fine if the person who was managing it hadn’t moved the mouse, causing the little YouTube thing to show up on the bottom.

-There are a crap ton of technical difficulties in this show a couple being: Music randomly starting and stopping for no reason, EXTREMELY long transitions, I’m talking like 5 minutes, and poor lighting, video and audio quality.

-Flowey was a phenomenal actor, but not the best singer. It did not help at all that his music quit out on him halfway through the song and he had to sing a’capella.

-Toriel was good singer, but her acting was kind of flat. (I’m not going to blame her, she’s young.)

-Did I mention the lighting could be horrendous at times? And that random crashing noises would happen in the middle of scenes for no reason?

-From what I saw, Heartache had some really cool visual effects, but I could barely see anything because of the horrendous lighting.

-Toriel sang a nice possibly original song after Heartache, but it was a little hard to follow because there was no background music. (And I might be wrong about the Frisk’s gender thing? I can’t tell what Tori’s saying but it kind of sounded like little girl)

-Did I mention Flowey is absolutely hilarious?

-The Sans scene had some strange blocking and the music malfunctioned, but overall it was alright.

-PAPYRUS IS THE BEST ACTOR IN THIS SHOW AND I LOVE HIM

-He has the best costume too.

-They had the cutest little setpiece for Snowdin.

-The lights got kind of unnecessarily weird when Papyrus showed up but it didn’t affect the scene too much.

-This wansn’t an actual part of the show, but I found it hilarious when either Frisk or Sans’ mic was on during a scene change and they kept repeatedly whispering: “WHERE’S THE JACKET GIMME THE JACKET I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE JACKET IS” because we’ve all been there.

-The annoying dog was played by an actual dog and that was an absolute gem.

-Did I mention how in character Papyrus is? And that I can actually hear him?

-Papyrus literally reminds me of me when I was 11.

-Frisk asked: “Does Grillby’s have food” and I found that absolutely hilarious for some reason.

-There might have been a music malfunction before Bonetroustle, and if it was a malfunction then Sans Papyrus handled it FABULOUSLY with their imrpov skills.

-Papyrus’ singing kinda sounded like shouting and he was a little off-key but he was tap-dancing so bonus points for making my vision come true.

-There was a Chara and Asriel scene which was cute but I could barely tell what was going on because of the light and sound.

-The entirety of the first Waterfall scene was so dark I legitimately could not see.

-There was a very cute and funny scene in Temmie Village, but it went on for so long I kinda felt like I was hallucinating.

-Undyne pulled out an extemely long scroll when she referenced her speech and then immediately threw it away when she said screw it.

-Papyrus answered the phone with, “Hellow human, it is I... WALUIGIIIIII!!!!!!! Wait wrong number.

-Undyne made some nice character choices.

-”Why are you calling me if you’re standing right there?”

-Undyne chased Frisk around the aisles which I greatly appreciated.

-Alphys was making one of those coke and mentos things when Frisk walked into the lab.

-And she was wearing pajama pants which I appreciated.

-”I’ve been watching you all this time-” “Well that’s not creepy at all.”

-Frisk is very salty in this show.

-Mettaton was a person literally wearing what looked like a trifold with armholes. I don’t know whether that was a poor or amazing costume choice.

-They included intermission in the video which was kind of annoying to have to skip through.

-Since Mettaton couldn’t see he had to be escorted around by another person which I first thought was a poor choice until the guy said, “I”m not your slaaaave.” Then I thought it was a hilarious choice.

-Since Papyrus couldn’t take a flying leap through the window during the Undyne date so he just kid of awkwardly wiggled out the window.

-”Why don’t you use the door?” “THE DOOR IS FOR WHIMPS! THE WINDOW IS FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS!” “Are you caLLING ME A WIMP?”

-Sans showed up at one point and started playing the trombone for no reason.

-”Oh my god I just burned your house down I am sooo sorry.”

-The sound definitely got better during the second act and there weren't as many malfunctions.

-Muffet had a rather strange costume.

-Spider Dance had some nice choreography but the ensemble wasn’t really all that energetic about it.

-Spider Dance was overall a kind of weird scene.

-Mettaton had a rather strange singing voice but it wasn’t necessarily bad.

-Aaaaaaand now he’s off-key.

-Honestly everybody in this musical is off-key at this point. Mettaton’s off-keyness was probably just a result of the song being too low for the actor.

-The MTT resort waitress had a ROCKIN’ costume for a character that wan’t even in the game.

-Sans: “YOU’D BE DEAD. RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND.” (Blackout as he runs away)

-Let me just say Burgerpants was AMAZING.

-Sans and Papyrus showed up at Burgerpants’ shop for literally no reason but it was kinda funny. I like how this show went off-script in llittle ways.

-Mettaton’s slave: (Fixes mtt’s costume)

-I’m pretty sure mtt’s slave was played by the guy who played Flowey which is hilarious.

-Mtt had some nice backup dancers.

-Frisk: “Well those Broadway people are... narcissistic.”

-There was kind of an awkward pause before Death by Glamour where everyone just kinda stood still while the music played.

-Mettaton EX’s costume was really cool but the hair was a bit weird in my opinion.

-Undyne and Papyrus literally showed up during Death by Glamour.

-Papyrus and Mettaton started dancing together at some point in the song and let me just say the choreography was ROCKIN.

-Honestly though the minute they called Mettaton ‘She’ I kinda noped out on this show.

-Frisk had some rad fake crying.

-Undertale was a cool dream sequence or something I don’t really know what it was but it was cool.

-Narrator: “One day, a human fell down below the mountain.” Chara: (Falls on their face)

-Asgore’s costume was very strange.

-Asgore: (Fighting Frisk) Toriel: (Runs in) “ASGORE YOU USELESS PIECE OF TRASH!”

-They skipped over all the true lab stuff so there was no Alphdyne and I lost most of my faith in this show.

-They made Papyton a thing and I would have been happy about that if they hadn’t made mettaton a friCKEN FEMALE

-Asriel had the best costume in the show everyone else go home.

-He also had some neat flying effects.

-Dreemurr family reunion awwwwww

-NEVERMIND BABY ALPHDYNE IS IN THIS SHOW I’M ECSTATIC

-(Toriel and Frisk having a tender moment) (Cue Mettaton and Papyrus running around the audience screaming)

-THE ANNOYING DOG WAS PLAYED BY FLOWEY

There’s what I think is a Q&A at the end so I’ll talk about that and post my overall review of this show later.