#amysbanter

[amyhen-15]

I’m in such a Mötley Crüe mood rn.

If you are a Mötley Crüe or 80’s rock band stan blog, reblog this so I can follow you (need some shit on my news feed I’ll actually enjoy) or if you know of some interactive writers and users tag them. If you have any recommended “the dirt” fics too, let me know your fav. I’m currently a Tommy Lee gal tbh 😂

[amyhen-15]

Shoutout to all the Jasper Whitlock Hale writers out there. I can’t express my gratitude, I proper love this guy. I have major ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jasper feels and for my 18th birthday, my friends and I are going to spend a full day binge watching the full series. Thanks for all the material I get to read at 2am instead of maintaining a healthy sleep pattern.

[amyhen-15]

Bohemian Rhapsody!

Thank you Rami Malek.

[amyhen-15]

Do you ever?

Think of a concept at night in bed and get so invested in it that you lay awake for hours without realising. Then when you come out of your catatonic state, you realise none of it is real. You come to and remember you don’t have a second anniversary coming up and you don’t have plans for dinner out and lazer tag.

I am so sad rn.

[amyhen-15]

After seeing Deadpool 2.

Okay, hear me out.

I might be wrong.

It’s just a thought.

Not 100%.

But....

I’m in love with Josh Brolin.

[amyhen-15]

Do you know what saddens me?

When you’ve got feels for someone but they aren’t that famous so there isn’t enough/any fanfiction. When you have to make it up in your head and envision it there instead of getting to physically read it, takes so much effort, man. Raging.

[amyhen-15]

I have this urge to watch all the twilight films, reminisce about my childhood, go through the cringey fanfiction and talk about how unappreciated Jasper is.

Please talk me out of it.

[amyhen-15]

Cable.

My first thoughts when I saw cable on screen was:

“NO CAPES!”

[amyhen-15]

He’s a phantom.

So I’m currently watching Danny phantom and Mr Lancer came on screen. I thought he looked familiar for some reason.

[amyhen-15]

Me: What do you prefer, the old IT or the new IT movie?

Sister: movie wise or pennywise?

We are currently laughing obnoxiously in a restaurant.

[amyhen-15]

I honestly think that Bill Skarsgård’s version of Pennywise would be different from Tim Curry because he is childlike almost teenage boy like. I think he would be the killer clown who wouldn’t eat a girl if she was on her period like I know he’s psychotic and kills children but I think he would cringe a lot. It would go down like:

Penny: I’m going to eat y- wait is it your time of the month?

Victim: Yeah so what? Aren’t you going to eat me? There will be blood everywhere anyway.

Penny: ew that’s gross vag blood, not hungry no more, just leave please.

Victim: *leaves relieved yet a little offended*

[amyhen-15]

Deadpool 2.

One question.

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?

[amyhen-15]

Kick-ass 3?

Can they please make a kick-ass 3, like I need more Aaron Taylor-Johnson fanfiction. His version of Pietro Maximoff has reached it’s expiration date so I’m looking at Dave Lizewski for the imagines. With a new movie, people will love him more and we can all bask in the glory of this man. Helps us out lads!

[amyhen-15]

Upside to anxiety.

I won’t forget any upcoming events because I will OVERTHINK THEM CONSTANTLY until it happens.

[amyhen-15]

Stanley Kowalski.

I’m not a doctor or anything so I may be wrong but I think I just got pregnant from watching Marlon Brando play Stanley Kowalski in the film version of A streetcar named desire.

[amyhen-15]

Lads, can we appreciate my new bedding?