#amrev+frev shitposting

[furorsopher]

jefferson and hamilton sitting somewhere in the afterlife both having a mental breakdown about the state of the united states (that word repetition is killing me)

H: what the fuck are these people doing??

J: Hamilton get hold of yourself-

H: YOU’RE FUCKING SHAKING AND CRYING?! YOU’RE ONE TO TALK!

J: i cannot believe it has come to this? i had thought we free ourselves and aid our future generations by splitting from the crown, but britain is more advanced than the states at this point! i suppose we could not have known as we were the first non-monarchy-

Robespierre: vous avez peut-être été les premiers, mais ne pensez pas que vous étiez les plus avancés de votre époque, les américains. (you may have been the first, but do not think you were the the most advanced in your time, americans.)

J+H: tais-toi, maximilien. (shut up, maximilien)

J: what is going on with these voters?! i must say i am becoming more and more against this election system…

H: so you agree with me?? i have always said that democracy is not-

R+J: tais-toi, ham.

H: yes but i’m right on this. if i were to live right now-

Laurens: *absent minded* thinking about it, if we lived at that time, we’d still probably be in danger if we were to reveal ourselves

H+R+J: what do you mean by that-

L, who spent quite some time on earth in borrowed bodies and realised a long time ago that all these people are parts of marginalised groups in one way and/or another and would 100% have a shit time being alive again: i’ve said too much haven’t i?

H+RJ: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??

L: *fleeing*

confused looks are exchanged and then followed by more disbelief about the US

[pigeonrobespierre]

I be smiling and kicking my feet only to realize I'm doing so as I read about some dudes who died like 200+ years ago.

[livelaughlovelams]

Hiya!

Today my friends would not stop yapping about how much my art sucks, and how much they hate my style and allat. So what did I do as therapy? DRAW LAFAYETTE! It's missing some minor details BC I was just bored, but yayayayay!!!!!!

Enjoy sum bad art :P FT. My failed attempt at vigorously studying side profiles!1!1 I guarantee you I'll come back later and cringe at this, just you wait.

FEATURING: MY SHAKY HANDS!!!!!

(It looks better in person once again I swear on LAFFY'S grave I just can't take pics and my camera quality sucks and my hands won't stop shaky dgakyy

This is closer to my angle :P

👍👍👍

[vmpirevnom]

Do better, y’all

[deathzgf]

amrev : SAY NO TO THIS . . . . .

frev : celui qui trompera une fille sera banni .

[deathzgf]

does the jacobin club count as group hating

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

[sparrow-ceiling]

theres an amrev fandom theres an frev fandom industrial revolution fandom when

[ourlordapollo]

Tagged by @shinekittenace (thank you!)

The game is a little long and I ramble a lot so. Read more.

I tag @piningforthefords @oftincturedwords @kyokyo866 (no blank, sorry)

1. Why did you choose your url?

I went through a couple URL changes, I landed on this one after I needed a change to avoid getting rediscovered by someone I had blocked who remade and made a half-assed attempt at internet stalking me

So it went [unrelated urls] > ourlordasia (my name) > ourlordmiguel (Road to El Dorado reference) > ourlordapollo (Apollo is cool. I engage in a lot of hobbies he's associated with: music, writing, archery, poetry, medicine)

2. Any side blogs?

Yeah, like a billion for my various interests

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

12-13 years 💀

4. Do you have a queue tag?

I don't use the queue feature, so no

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

To see H*talia content (I Know) and later to see more content from The History Peeps (the 2012-ish era AmRev/FRev fandom)

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

We read The Rime of the Ancient Mariner in my AP/CC English class. I already liked birds, so I looked up "albatross" in my big-ass bird book and was really taken by the fact that albatrosses have the biggest wingspan of any bird, because their bodies are so small. At age 17, sometimes I just felt like an albatross, you know? Bad luck and way bigger than myself.

7. Why did you choose your header?

'Cause I like The Monkees

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

...It's a post where I dressed up as a neckbeard/men's rights activist and made a bunch of jokes about Rainbow Dash being my waifu. (This was before that group became widely associated with Nazis. I was just making fun of those "not all men" brony guys)

9. How many mutuals do you have?

Idk I don't really talk to anybody on here

10. How many followers do you have?

1,530 on main

11. How many people do you follow?

1,386. A lot of inactive accounts tho

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

Nah

13. How often do you use Tumblr everday?

It used to be like. All the fucking time. All the fucking time.

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Yes lmao. Got a bunch of vegans I knew IRL very mad at me because I pointed out that Western veganism was largely racist and dependent on the exploitation of people of color in the global south and the whiteys at my liberal arts school (emphasis on liberal) did not like that. They started circulating my post bitching me out and I got a bunch of angry anons.

15. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

Fuck em and fuck the people who make em

16. Do you like tag games?

Ye

17. Do you like ask games?

Kinda. Obviously I like to talk about myself but I feel kinda pathetic reblogging them like. "Oh please pay attention to me"

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

I'd say I have some Tumblr notorious mutuals, but not Tumblr famous

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

No. I do follow some hella cute butches though

[your-disobedient-servant]

No amrev (or frev) people on this poll.

I'd need a lot more than 10 options if I wanted to add them

My primary interest is various fun drama in pre-frev France and Prussia

I've been intentionally vague for pure fun because this is a shitpost aimed at my mutuals

I will reveal who is who after the poll concludes I guess

It got bigger than I expected, I can't control that unless I turn off reblogs, but I've had so many assumptions from amrev people that it's about Steuben or Hamilton or whoever and it's just...it's not in any way amrev, okay? Vote for whatever sounds funny if you're not sure who the people are, but it's simply not about you.

so, I got polls....

[your-disobedient-servant]

this allegedly amrev blog just keeps derailing more and more