#amos and his i don’t want to have emotions but i do 😭

[ozimagines]

Dating Carlo Ricardo would include…

Shy Boi™️

Definitely gets aggressive with the other prisoners on your behalf

Starts saying he loves you in his head before you’re even dating

“Maybe… I don’t know… we could get dinner sometime? …you don’t have to if you don’t want to.”🥺

It is IMPERATIVE that you meet and love his family

His oldest sister is definitely your closest ally

His mom loves you; says you’re a good influence

He takes you to go see his dad in a coma; it’s an emotional time for the both of you

When he sees you hold Isabella’s baby, his heart melts

“No, it’s just… you look like a mommy/daddy”😭🫶

Huge fan of holding your small hand in his big one

King of tickly neck kisses

Will absolutely respect your pronouns even if he doesn’t always understand why❤️

“She’s… sorry, they’re really hot.”

Wants to teach you Spanish

Will learn your native tongue but will be Prince of the struggle bus

Always wants to go dancing with you

Emperor of giving head

No but he’s actually quite good at it

Loves you in pajamas; shorts and an tank top, full onesie, or even just a nightgown

His friends like you enough

Chico is your best friend; he always talks to you at these functions

Carlos is an ass lol

Morales and Hernandez are a little suspicious of you but Hernandez actively hates you

Especially if you happen to be white

Carlo isn’t good about standing up to his friends but he’ll go to bat for you when it counts

Has definitely threatened someone over you

Possibly someone who wasn’t even looking at you

Carlo remembers his mom’s cooking, and can make simple recipes

“How is it? No, don’t lie, I mean really.”😂

Man’s will make an EFFORT for you

Combing his hair, wearing a button up shirt from time to time

Loves receiving hickeys

“Mark me, baby, I’m yours”🥰

Loves saying he’s ‘yours’ and you’re ‘his’

Possessive in a sweet way

Will get jealous and try to beat the other person up but will never take it out on you

More mad with himself that he thinks he doesn’t deserve you

If you can make a decent arroz con pollo he will marry you no questions asked

Carlo has a domesticity kink

“Yeah, Chiquita/o, clean the dishes just like that…”

Sex with him is a loving experience… but please tell his friends he fucked you raw😭

Makes love

“¿Así, preciosa/o?”🥵🥵

He’s the youngest of his friends so calling him Papi really strokes his ego

Give him a blowjob, watch his head spin

Cuddly guy after the doing the do

Let’s you listen to his heartbeat

“Te amo” -he whispers, almost hoping you don’t hear him❤️❤️

“Me too, Carlo. Me too.” ❤️‍🩹

Bonus: Spending Christmas with this man is otherworldly. Hot chocolate (with a little spice), a beautifully decorated tree (that he barely let you help with lol), and Rankin Bass cartoons the whole month. Tell his friends and he’ll deny it, haha 🎄🎄🎅

[ishikawayukis]

aww thank you<33 ngl, as the old sayings go: los caminos de la vida no son lo que yo esperaba 😔✌🏽JAJAJAJJA jkjk I’m doing alright, there’s just so much stuff that I need to do during these months but hopefully I’ll start managing my time better:’) (or just keep surviving I’m fine with that lol)

DEAD WOULD BE SWEETER FR!!!! estoy por el episodio 824 y ya no, YA NO PUEDO POR DIOS PORQUE ME LOS HACEN SUFRIR (I actually get it, this is a good plot I’m just feeling it and getting emotional) literal, Sanji preparando la comida favorita de todos and instinctively protecting bc he was thinking of giving it to Luffy AND WHEN HE FINDS HIM BELLE- SHKSKHD😭😭😭

FUCK THAT GUY I HOPE HE GETS WRECKED ON THAT WEDDING Y ESTA PUDDING TAMBIÉN ME CAE MAL JAJAJAJAJ clearly there’s something else that hasn’t been shown bc of her mixed reactions with Big Mama but pinche loca me hizo llorar al Sanji 😭😭 la verdad es que todos están locos ahí, me sorprende que no hayan animado como 30 cajas de cigarros diferentes para Sanji bc boy is the stress surpassing some limits there

por eso no me gusta mucho comentar que me gusta op con otra gente JAJAJAJA unless they do enjoy the plot and like to talk about it!! but yeah is rare to find people who actually want to discuss how the story develops and such, like who am I supposed to tell how I think it would’ve been so interesting and wholesome to have Robin in this rescue party and make a parallel to how Sanji never gave up and believed in her back in Ennies Lobby?? or that Brook in ep 818 fucking gets it and repeats it once again for all the haters at the back: Sanji REALLY is a kind man?? y por eso vengo acá a hablar como perico y te agradezco por soportarme<3 JAJAJAJA

no pero si me da risa hoy que ya terminé dressrosa porque cuando vi la historia de Kyro’s dije “wow, esto si está bastante fuerte 😔” and then they repeated everything again for like 6+ times y yo “bueno si, ya estuvo” JAJAJSJAJJAA AND SAMEEEE, I mean I think I would’ve enjoyed those backstories a lot more if they were presented WAY back and with less unnecessary fighting scenes that never progressed, amo a Franky (a quién no amo de los strawhats JAJAJ) pero ya me tenía harta las mismas 5 escenas de pelea por como 10 episodios💀

no pasa nada oiga, es que si se pasan de locos JAJAJAJA like my dudes some of these ships literally make 0 sense or they are so wrong for so many things y’all just don’t care and do whatever

losers, complete losers fr, just with 10 episodes from this arc I could make a whole damn thesis as to why Sanji is so loved AND how much he loves his crew O SEA LITERAL CASI LLORA CADA EPISODIO PENSANDO EN ELLOS JESUS BENDITO!! Zoro isn’t here bc he would’ve cut the whole island to take him back I’m not even kidding and idc what the haters say, the strawhats all share an incredibly strong bond that is constantly being shown to the audience PEOPLE JUST WANT TO BE BLIND!!!

más que si extraño a Zoro 😔🫶🏽 JAJAJAJA like I would just love to get snippets of what is going in that ride to Wano in that small submarine:’) and it’s so funny bc in dressrosa I was like “damn I miss the other part of the crew” then we get to Zou y pues, nos quitaron a Sanji 😭💔 and now I think they won’t show anyone until they reunite in Wano and I miss seeing them:’) PERO algo que he notado que si aprecio de estas separaciones es que da más tiempo para que los demás miembros tengan su merecido spotlight, bc Brook did god’s work getting that poneglyph and I feel like I don’t see people talking enough about how incredible he is (minus the pervert part but you get it lol)

(also don’t mind me going slower on this arc, at some point I started AND finished watching Haikyuu 💀🤪 pero es que necesitaba algo que me hiciera feliz entre tanto suspenso y tristeza y pues encontré oro y me distraje un poco JAJAJAJA)

no yo poniéndome a cantar esa canción de inmediato AJAJAJ gracias por tanto vicentico sos un grande. i hope things get a little easier for you! everything is A Lot right now tbh

no pq cuando vi su bento y después el pensado en todos literal llorando a moco tendido and sanji being like "yeah i'm doing this for pudding" while trying to not break down mY GUUUUY, we know you love them so much and this is fucking Hell on earth right now ooh oda when i catch you oda

no because dude...... after fucking everything people still are like "omg pudding and sanji are so cute together 🥺" and i'm like have you fools forgotten????? have you forgotten what she did??? BECAUSE I HAVEN'T!!!! she was literally the only piece of hope sanji had AND SHE TOOK IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHIIIIING q bueno no era nada pa ella literal parte de un plan malvado pero igual AJAJAJ

no because i get why robing wasn't in it since they were doing like crew part 1 and part 2 but it would've been so good...... she would've known from the beginning she would've stepped a foot in wci and be like ooh silly little boy is doing what i did! and you are SO right that zoro would've cut that whole island for him and yet you have people saying "zoro would've hated him if he knew he kicked luffy 🙄" ok dime q no entiendes nada sobre la dinámica de zoro y sanji (y la tripulación) sin decirmelo

yo tengo la mansa suerte q toda la gente q conozco q le gusta op no está loca de la cabeza AJAJAJ i was literally talking about it in a party last week with a dude that was just in alabasta and i was like man, i literally cannot talk because i don't wanna spoil anything to you but he Got It. yo 100% feliz de q vengas acá a hablar pq también lo necesito AJAJAJ pq la gente q conozco por muy buena onda no entenderían si digo nooo pero frobin canon AJAJJA

i get what they were trying to do with the señor pink and franky fight but hey man we get it you're two very manly man can one of you just, pass out please this is no longer necessary

no but sameeeee the only thing i wanted in dressrosa was to see sanji and then the only thing i wanted in wci was to see zoro LMAO pero como tu dijiste lo hicieron para q los distintos miembros pudiesen brillar más y demostrar lo q pueden hacer sin q sea como de la nada igual. brook is literally the mvp for wci i fucking love that guy panties gag included i am no one to judge my fave is fucking sanji LMFAO but god i loved brook soooooo fucking much in that arc

NO PERO ESQ NO PUEDES TIRAR Q VISTE TODO HAIKYUU AL ÚLTIMO, literal uno de mis animes favoritos ahora me tienes q decir todo lo q opinas de ese anime y quienes son tus favoritos y no puedes decir nada malo de daichi o hacer la estúpida broma q todo el fandom hace pq ese es my baby my love el amor de mi vida todo lo q quieras AJAJAJ no pero en serio amo haikyuu please share your thoughts with me

[always-tilting-at-windmills]

Cause I think about this a lot.

Hence all the fanfic

[kaemaki-enthusiast]

Hello! If you're still taking requests, I was wondering if you could do fanfic or Headcanons for Camilo with a s/o that has a low self esteem and constantly hates on themselves but Camilo doesn't realize until they have a mental breakdown in front of him and he just comforts them with lots of hugs, kiss, and telling them how great they are?? It's alright if not I just want some fluffy angst in my life! Oh, and if you do make this happen; can the reader have she/they pronouns please? Anyway, if you choose to do this or not; I hope you have a wonderful day! :)

aaaah hello!! ur my first ask ❤️❤️

“yo también te amo, mi vida”

Camilo x Fem!Reader

camilo - he/him, reader - she/they

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You were in the market place collecting ingredients for you’re parents when you heard some girls mention your name. Careful to make sure they didn’t notice you were listening, you keened in on their conversation.

“can you believe Camilo is dating them? She doesn’t deserve him”

You often thought if you weren’t good enough for Camilo, but the fact that other people thought it too? You finished collecting the bread and payed the shopkeeper, trying to keep the tears out of your eyes, you walk towards your home when you bump into your boyfriend.

“ay? hola mi amor” he said as you quickly made sure no tears would show, you look up and smile weakly at him “hola camilo,”

“listen I have to get going but i’ll talk to you later querida” he said as he sped off to a mother and her crying baby.

you continued on to your house, entering and greeting your [insert parent/guardian] and put the basket of ingredients on the counter before speedily heading to your room and letting your emotions flow. after awhile, you passed out until it was dark, forgetting you were supposed to meet up with your dear camilo.

‘where could they be?’ your poor boyfriend thought, after 10 minutes of waiting, you weren’t usually late to your meetups. Seeing the sun start to set he decided to make his way to your place, greeting your [parent/guardian] and making his way to your room, seeing your curled up, hugging yourself in your sleep, hiccups still recovering from your crying earlier

“ay, mi amor” camilo muttered as he moved some strands of your hair that slightly sticked away from your face, at this gentle notion you woke up to see him there with a pitiful look on his face.

you sit up and stare at your lap, fidgeting with your fingers, “qué pasó mi amor?” he asked, slowly grabbing your hand and massaging your knuckles. That’s when you broke again. Your tears flowed as he wrapped his body around you, cradling your head and letting you cry, occasionally tucking your hair out of your face. After you calmed down and after a few hesitant mumbles and breaths, you finally muttered out “t-these girls at the market were saying how i wasn’t good enough for you, and i’ve been thinking it for awhile, your amazing, kind, funny and i’m just- me, am i really good enough for you.?” you look up to see camilo with an almost offended-looking face as he cupped your cheeks. “mi amor, if anything your too good for me, please don’t ever think less mi mundo,” he moved your hair out of the way as he turned so that he layed on your front tucking his head on your shoulder “plus, when do the market people know what i want in my partner?” he said in an almost teasing manner. he played with your hair as you let out a few more hiccuping breaths and some light tears before he made you look at him. “do you understand, amor? te quiero.”

now cuddled into his chest as the moon lit through your window, you muttered back

“yo también te amo, mi vida”

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sorry if this is cringey, it’s my first one 😭😭, also sorry if any of the spanish is wrong or ungrammatical, i used google translate ❤️

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername He had a great start last night, soo proud of him. I showed little princess some videos and her favorite was when he hosed some of you in the crowd 🙈 sorry. Today was another matching shoe day with my babies, we’re just having fun and trying to stay busy until it’s time to join Jack on tour next month.

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yourusername *Also, record all you want. It’s a concert YOU paid for, record the memories. We enjoy when we get to watch them and repost them* ❤️❤️❤️

jackjackharlow YALL HEARD IT FROM THE WIFE FIRST !!!!!! ⬆️

urbanwyatt Finally wearing the shoes I got y’all after like 5 months 🤦🏼‍♂️

yourusername Well someone got Ezequiel a big size, so we had to wait lmao

urbanwyatt Little man EZ, always have to be waiting on you dude 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

yourusername Don’t pick on my son, he just likes to take his time and do things whenever he feels like it.

jackharlow ❤️🥺 Love you

jackharlow Tell little mama I didn’t do it on purpose…….. the first time 😝 of course she would enjoy that.

jackharlow AGAIN WITH THE MISSING THE MATCHING MEMO 😢

yourusername Sir, you don’t wear anything that’s not @ newbalance so why are you coming for us 😭😭😭

jackharlow Then that means I need to get y’all more NB so we can all match.

yourbestiename So are you going to let the world know how you cried while watching fans post videos.

yourusername Who cried? Not meeee!!!!

yourbestiename Bitchhhh that’s why Mia was worried and you had to let her know it was because you were just so proud of “papi”

yourusername Stop exposing me whore

jackharlow Aww mi amor, I already knew though, Mia told me last night when we FaceTimed, you were changing EZ 😭🥺

yourusername Well I am very proud of you. You deserve the world and more. I was just emotional 🥲 🫶🏻

druski2funnny HORMONES EMOTIONAL? BABY NUMBER 3????

yourusername 😳 sorry not yet

druski2funnny @ jackharlow you suck, I want to be godfather already!!!!

jackharlow 💀

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jackharlow Great start

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urbanwyatt ⭐️

yourusername Yes it was. I know I wasn’t there but all the videos I’ve seen online made it feel like if I was. Proud of you papi, te amo 🫶🏻

yourusername & Thank you to everyone who attended, laughed, cried, sang and cheered with him. ❤️❤️❤️

jackharlow You’re too good to me 🥺 I love you

druski2funnny Not good enough if y’all ain’t have baby number 3 yet.

urbanwyatt Why are you always ruining heartfelt posts 🤦🏼‍♂️

druski2funnny Because I see enough of it in person, I don’t want to see it on the gram too

jackharlow Hater 💀

yourusername 😭😭😭😭 But when we’re not showing PDA you always thinking we’re mad at each other. So we can never win with you at this point.

druski2funnny Ok fair.

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[middle-eastern-queen]

The Expanse Thoughts:

Season 5 episode 2

Why does every episode start with an attack from an unknown vessel 😐😂

I missed Drummer but has her accent changed? She doesn’t sound the same. Maybe it’s just me.

Am I the only one who finds it weird that these people still manage to find time to make out and have sex in a near-death situation IN SPACE?!

Yea no Drummer’s accent has DEFINITELY changed. She sounds a lot more American. Maybe the actress forgot the fake accent she used when they returned to film season 5 after the break 😂😂

They found ashford’s ship 😭

The intro never gets old

Baltimore! Amos! IM SO READY!

I’ve said this before I’ll say it again God he’s so pretty 🤩

Amos still having a soft spot for children 😭

Ok but why does no one recognize him?🤨😂

TIMOTHY?! His real name is TIMOTHY?! How did he go from Timothy to Amos?! 😂😂

This poor Charles guy has NO idea who he’s dealing with does he😂😂😂

Amos being Amos 😂😂

“You need to beat me up to make yourself feel better about abandoning her here? Just do it” OUCH

The camera work made me think Amos was gonna push the poor guy off the second floor for a sec 😂😂😂😂😂

“Tea sounds great?” Amos and EMOTION?! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!

“Float to the top or sink to the bottom. Everything in the middle is the churn.” There it is again! Turns out Lydia told him that.

Erich. He even has an Evil name.

The roci is taking an awful long time to be fixed

Monica: I haven’t been honest with you. Holden: I’m shocked! Me:😂😂

Is Monica dead? (Please say yes she was on my last nerve.)

“We have a problem” when do you NOT?

What’s up with bobbie? She’s unbearable

Alex seems less shocked than he should be 😂

“He’ll talk to me” Does Alex have a death wish or???

Why does Amos always look for trouble?😂

Amos beats the man up. Also Amos: politely says “I understand you’re just doing your job”. 🤣🤣

What Amos wants Amos gets

Lecture halls in Mars look GREAT😂

This guy sounds like he’s reading a text book as a speech

Alex PLEASE don’t fall for it

Alasavara’s daughter?! First time we’re seeing her. This is unexpected

Her daughter is a tad bit rude

“What you do?” “There was a button I pushed it.” “Jesus Christ is that really how you go through life?” IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Monica’s sneaky contact lenses came in handy I see

This annoying character just doesn’t want to go away does she?

The WAY I give zero shits about Monica

I really would rather watch the show without this backstabbing bitch, but it seems like they’re saving her life (unfortunately).

What the heck is “live soil”.

Amos really has a death wish too

The WAY he gives zero shits tho😂

I already hate this Erich

Ugh this Erich guy is already annoying me

They’re gonna do something to Amos aren’t they

I don’t trust themmmmmm

Amos get out of thereeeee

Thank god hes out without a scratch

I’m really forced to care about Monica this episode, when I don’t give a single damn

Ok so are we gonna call Amos Timothy from now on? Or are we sticking with Amos?😂

Damn Baby Amos was pretty too

Aw Lydia and Timothy

Awww Amos sitting in a corner crying

These people want a death wish DONT they

The way Amos just scares people by just his face 😂😂

So who does Amos want to see?

So no Naomi this episode. Interesting.

That’s the end of episode 2 guys!