#ammierambles

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bonus Granny Weatherwax propaganda: doesn't get wet in the rain because she dodges the raindrops

Some Granny Weatherwax propaganda:

- Literally lives in the village of Bad Ass.

- Was bitten by some vampires once; they all started craving tea and cookies.

- Intimidated Death into losing a card game against her.

- Had a staring match against the sun, for multiple hours; only stopped because she heard a child crying.

- Always knows who and where she is.

- Grabbed a sword by the blade and 'didn't have time to get cut by it'

- Set a voodoo doll of herself on fire by sticking her hand into a torch.

- Did not run with the bulls; forced them to run away instead.

Bonus Nanny Ogg Propaganda:

- Rules the Ogg clan with an iron fist

- Brews her own alcohol strong enough to dissolve metal

- Can crack coconuts with her thighs

- Rumored to be even smarter than Granny Weatherwax

- Had a farmhouse land on her head ala The Wizard of Oz, and was fine

- Owns Greebo, a four legged demon in the shape of a cat.

Bonus Bonus Greebo Propaganda:

- Has killed at least two vampires.

- Said to be the single male ancestor of every cat in a wide radius

- Can turn into a human; he still has his claws in this shape

They sound so iconic honestly

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fuck singing with proper technique, screaming farewell wanderlust in the shower after a hard day is the only way forward

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the calling just came on straight after secret worlds and the guitar bit lined up perfectly and now I feel blessed 😌

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OFMD TRAILER

I REPEAT

OFMD TRAILER

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I stand by my statement that making Zoya and Inej allies/friends is the best decision the show could have made

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isn't it convenient that Rosalind and Orion have do so much kissing to keep their cover as High Tide? they act so mad about it but we all know they're secretly pleased

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I've had a THOUGHT (that will only make sense to a fairly niche group of people)

I need someone to make an edit of ineffable husbands with Marbles (by the Amazing Devil)

hear me out!

'the minute I met you, the colours of my life began to pour (I'm scared of the dark)' - this is when they first met!

'I've loved you for a hundred years (certainly fucking feels like it)' - no point explaining

'the bastards applaud when I show that I'm flawed (you're not flawed darling, you're just a little under-rehearsed)' - heaven and hell respectively trying to destroy them

'because now I get to meet you for the first time every single day' - less applicable because it's a mortal romance, but you know how heaven made Crowley forget when he did something they didn't like??? yeah.

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the lizard in the foreground? the wine and tea? the coffee shop out of the window??? dying dying dying

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funny thing I noticed recently:

in Welly Boots, there's a line that says 'what do you mean, you've lost your scarlet welly boots, do you know what they cost?'

initially I thought it said 'what the cost', which brings a much more serious element in: as though there's danger in not having your scarlet welly boots, rather than just having to buy some more, because they're expensive.

this is very characteristic of the amazing devil: taking something with double meanings, one mundane, one graver.

it just makes me wonder if Joey pronounced it ambiguously deliberately!

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found a review of Ruin!!! I think it sums up all my thoughts ✨

https://belwoodmusic.com/2021/11/07/album-review-the-amazing-devil-ruin/

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just listened to episode 100 of WTNV (I'm slowly getting through them all) and dear god I am EMOTIONAL. it was so sweet!!

I love how they slowly but surely revealed what they were celebrating. it went from some vague party to a celebration of Cecil and Carlos to a wedding with each different character, in true Night Vale fashion.

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primed and ready

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the way tlou completely subverted the bury your gays trope...

other people have said it better than me but there's one bit in particular (spoilers):

when Bill is shot, and Frank tends to him, it's a heat-of-the-moment thing, it's chaotic, it's sudden, and I was fully expecting him to die in that moment, without a proper chance to say goodbye or any of the growing old together section of their lives.

instead, they both survive. and they live! they do grow old together, and they're happy, and they were not beaten by some tragic death that left one of them utterly alone and miserable.

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great.

now I've got Tumblr Live.

just when I thought I'd escaped it -_-