#amazon and jynx sphinx

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Amazon and Jynx Sphinx AU: the movie depicts Hawk Moth as being Jynx Sphinx's father

Jynx is so tired

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Style Queen, Queen Wasp, and Malediktator would go down in the Amazon and Jynx Sphinx AU Edition

Here is my take on how the events of Style Queen, Queen Wasp, and Malediktator in the a au where Nora and Jalil were given the Ladybug and Cat Miraculous, also known as the Amazon and Jynx Sphinx AU.

Style Queen 

Nora and Jalil initially don’t go to the fashion show, but when they find out about Style Queen’s attack via a notification the Ladyblog, they immediately drop what they’re doing, transform, and get to the fashion show to battle Style Queen. When they get there, they battle Style Queen who gives them a hard time, like in canon. They then follow her to the Eiffel Tower, where Chloe tele them where the akuma is hiding. Realizing that Style Queen is tougher than the average akuma. Amazon summons her lucky charm, and like in canon, she realizes that the lucky charm is telling her to go to Fu’s. So while Nora goes to Fu’s to get another miraculous, Jynx Sphinx stays at the Eiffel Tower, where he manages to save Chloe from being turned into a gold statue by Style Queen, who is pissed at Chloe for selling her out to the heroes. Meanwhile, Amazon gets the Bee Miraculous, but her first few choices for the Bee are unavailable. She then sees Alya trying to get footage of the battle between Jynx Sphinx and Style Queen. Amazon pulls her out of the way and contemplates to giving her the bee miraculous but is reluctant as she doesn’t like the idea of Alya fighting a supervillain, let alone one as dangerous Style Queen. Style Queen sees them shoots a beam at Amazon, but Alya uses herself as human shield, getting turned into a statue, much to Amazon’s horror. After a few minutes of trying to beat up Style Queen while Jynx Sphinx helps Chloe hide, Amazon meets up with Jynx Sphinx and Chloe. Amazon summons a new lucky charm, and she and Jynx Sphinx come up with a plan to defeat Style Queen that involves both the lucky charm and the powers of the bee miraculous. Chloe then volunteers to wield the Bee Miraculous. Amazon and Jynx Sphinx are reluctant to do so for a couple fo reasons, but realize they don’t have much of choice (plus Style Queen is already trying to turn Chloe into a statue for betraying her earlier, so at least by giving Chloe a miraculous, then she can defend herself). Amazon gives Chloe the Bee Miraculous, and Chloe becomes Queen Bee. They then come out of the hiding place and claim that Queen Bee hid Chloe somewhere else. The three heroes then fight Style Queen and eventually defeat her. Amazon then has the ladybugs fix everything and everyone who was turned into a statue is revived. Jynx Sphinx takes Adrien back to the fashion show while Amazon stays at the Eiffel Tower. Amazon and Queen Bee find somewhere to hide while Chloe gives her back the Miraculous. Amazon and Chloe then meet back up with Alya (whom Amazon hugs) and Audrey, and Amazon then takes Chloe, Alya, and Audrey back to the Fashion Show. 

Queen Wasp/Malediktator 

Like in canon, Gabriel decides to give up on his Hawk Moth antics, goes to the fashion show, and hugs Adrien. Amazon then arrives at the Fashion show with Chloe, Alya, and Audrey. Gabriel then thanks Amazon for saving Adrien. Like in canon, Audrey is impressed by Marinette’s hat and offers to take her back to New York. When Audrey gets Chloe’s name wrong again and tells her that the only thing exceptional about her is her mother (like she did in canon), Chloe does not expose her secret identity, partly because she doesn’t have the bee miraculous on her at the moment in this AU, but also because Amazon intervenes and chews Audrey out because while Amazon doesn’t like Chloe, she’s starting to see that Audrey’s bitchiness is probably part of the reason Chloe’s the way she is. Marinette then turns down Audrey’s offer. 

Later at the hotel, while they lunch with the Agrestes (for plot reasons) Audrey demands that Andre expel Amazon and Marinette from the city. Andre understandably refuses. Audrey then threatens to force Chloe to come back to New York with her and mold her her into something exceptional if Andre does not give into Audrey’s demand. Chloe is horrified that her mother is using her as a bargaining chip, and Gabriel decides to become Hawk Moth again because he thinks it’s unfair that Emilie is in a coma while people like Audrey are conscious. So he goes somewhere private (like a coat closet) puts the Butterfly Miraculous back on, becomes Hawk Moth once more, senses Chloe’s distress, and sends an akuma after her. However, Andre sees the akuma going after Chloe and while he’s trying to protect her from it, the akuma lands in his sash. Hawk Moth then uses Andre’s fear of losing Chloe to turn him into Malediktator. Nora and Jalil find out, transform, and track down Maledikator. During the fight, Maledikatator turns the police and a bunch of other people into his minions, leaving the heroes vastly outnumbered, and he uses the “you’re a cat” command on Jynx Sphinx like he did with Chat Noir like he did in canon. Amazon then grabs the Bee miraculous and recruits Chloe again. The way they defeat Malediktator is basically same as to how he was defeated in canon (complete with using a laser pointer to have cat! Jynx Sphinx take down the guards, cause that is hilarious, though Amazon might consider using the while gun but relent when she realizes that she might accidentally hit Jynx Sphinx, which then gives her the idea to just use the laser pointer). After deakuamatizing Andre, Amazon (who has been informed by Chloe about the ultimatum Audrey gave to Andre) spells it out to Audrey that if word got out that Audrey tried to get Amazon exiled, that would be a PR nightmare for Audrey. So Audrey, obsessed with image, cuts her losses, and heads back to New York without Chloe. However, before Audrey leaves, Chloe chews her out for trying to use her as bargaining chip and tells her “I cannot believe I ever tried to emulate you!”  

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Ladybug holder Cheat sheet for the “Into the Cat Verse” asks I’ve been receiving.

I’ll be writing down each Ladybug hero and which cat hero they’re connected to. Maybe some other details too cause a few are almost identical.

Canon Ladybug for Canon Chat Noir

Mr. Bug for Lady Noire 

Another “canon” Ladybug for Felix!Chat Noir.

Now onto the AU’s,The first ones are:

Ladybug (But gayer) - Panthera noire

Crimson Beetle (Ladybug!Kim) - chartreux noire

Red Velvet (Ladybug!Chloe) - lynx noire

Reine bug (Ladybug!Chloe but slightly more feral) - Nekochan

Cocinelle (Ladybug!Juleka) - Felis Noire

Ladybug (Slightly to the left of canon) - Gattinera

Ladybug (But Gay) -Wildcat

Ladybug (Mom friend) - Duchess Noire

Amazon (Ladybug!Nora) - Alley Cat.

Coccinelloidea (Ladybug!Max)-  Salem

Ladybug (Concerned Mom friend) - Shadow Noire

Amazon (But she hates Twinks) - Jynx Sphinx

Scarlet Scarab (Ladybug!Alim Kubdel) - Captain Noire

Red Velvet (But with more dad joke energy)  -  Bengal

Red velvet (Ladybug!Tom Dupain) - and Tuxedo

Ladybug (But with working wings) - Māo

The Cats: Here

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Su Han in Amazon and Jynx Sphinx, Alley Cat or Queen of Hearts AU?

Amazon and Jynx/Alley Chat:

Su Han gets his shit wrecked because Nora sees some fucker broke into her apartment and just goes whole hog before he can get a word in.

The Kwami explain but.... eh they're not too broken up about this turn of events.

Queen of Hearts:

Su-Han might know all sorts of techniques, but he's no match for the Louvre's security system. He doesn't even make it to the Kubdel apartment.

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Jynx Sphynx: *rambles about history in an interview*

The [Ladyblog but named different] comments section: What if he dated that twink who runs tours at the Louvre who also goes on history rants. Wouldn't that be adorable

Alix sends these to Jalil: "Hey have a great way to keep your secret identity!!"

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Jynx Sphinx

Someone robs the louvre and all the security guards back away, much to the robbers amusement and he starts getting cocky, unaware of Jynx Sphinx behind him

fhgskdfj,VCGKFAGVK

CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE THO

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Queen bee in Amazon and Jynx sphinx au: is this- is this what it feels like to be loved? Is wlhow affection feels?!?

She starts sobbing and everyone's confused.

Nora and Jalil at their respective sisters: "We're not ready for a child so one of you date her so we can have a sister in law."

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Amazon/Jynx Sphinx AU

Jalil: *physically holding Alix back from running into an akuma attack to save a friend* It's too dangerous! Let's just go!

Jalil: *picks Alix up onto his shoulder*

Alix: When the hell did you get so strong?

Jalil: Uh, self-defense lessons.

Alix: You never even learned to throw a punch before! The last time we did a fist bump you were scared that you might've sprained your wrist!

Jalil: In my defense, uh... you know those full immersion classrooms for learning a second language? It's like that, but infinitely more fast and violent and high-stakes, and scheduled randomly at the most inconvenient of times.

Alix: The fuck kind of university clubs are you joining?!

Jalil: The kind where the useless lesbians have arm muscles the size of my head!

Alix: ...... What the FUCK

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Amazon and Jynx

Amazon: *Sees Clara has a concert in America*

Amazon: *Flies across the ocean*

Ha!

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Amazon and Jynx

Ella: Bitch!

Nora: ..Who taught you that?

Ella: Brother did!

Nora:

Nora, next time she sees Jalil:

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Amazon and Jynx AU where there is another interview episode. This time though Chloe, in her hero form, accidentally calls one of them 'mom' or 'dad' on camera. Cue the mass confusion and conspiracy theories on the internet.

OOF

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Jalil being Nora's wingman.

Jalil: So Nora, you know how Clara Nightingale is doing that charity benefit at the museum tonight?

Nora: Yeah? You're still going to be able to get me in right?

Jalil: Well about that...

Nora: WHAT?! NO! YOU PROMISED!

Jalil: Now hold on, it turns out her personal bodyguard had to cancel so I may or may not have mentioned how I know a certain profesional wrestler who just so happened to be free and more than willing to take over for the night.

Nora:

Nora: I don't know if I should hit you for scaring me like that or give you a big hug for doing this for me.

Jalil: Honestly. I'm pretty sure both options would end up with me getting hurt...

Beautiful.

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Queen of Hearts or Amazon

So how often does Jynx go off on history tangents in interviews

The easier question is "when doesn't he?"

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Amazon and Jynx

Jalil accidentally says a curse word around Etta and Ella and then they repeat it to Nora

Oh he's fuckin dead

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Amazon and Jynx

Lila: Yeah, I’m friends with the hero’s. Don’t tell anyone but..I’m actually Amazon’s sister, Scarabella.

Jalil:

Jalil: "Then why are you white?"

Alix: "I know you're baiting me with Mean Girls quotes but the fucker has a point!!"

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Jynx Sphinx and Amazon

Jalil: *Hears something late at night and transforms, thinking he’s being robbed*

Alim, whose just trying to get a snack:

He is just. So done.