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HARP SEAL FACTS

1. the harp seal fucks HARD and FAST

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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

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house md is awesome

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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

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Every time I see a middle aged lesbian couple in public I’m like ok so I must survive

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the gods: aeneas as one of the sole survivors among the trojans it is your duty to leave behind your homeland, journey across the mediterranean, and establish a civilization that will one day be the great empire of rome

aeneas:

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“I think I’m officially too old for this bar. People will think I’m a creep if I keep coming around here.” Shen Yuan took another drag from her cigarette. Luo Binghe stared at the faint pink stain her lips left on the paper. “I was thirteen when you were born. Isn’t that weird?” Luo Binghe's brain to mouth filter was no longer functioning. “Can you put that out on me?”

after months of work, my lesbingqiu modern au fic is finally done! please enjoy shen yuan being painfully oblivious, and luo binghe being so very gay for her <3

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Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

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can we PLEASE have more shitty women characters?

i don't mean shittily written women characters, i mean women characters who are just shitty people! just complete fleabags! terrible awful miserable pathetic wet mangy women. who engage in shenanigans and make selfish decisions and whose actions are unreasonably excused by the narrative. this is EQUALITY! this is LONG OVERDUE. give me fictional women who SUCK!!!

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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when the such cases are many

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(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake