#amatsu gai can die in a ditch

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Amatsu: *looking* *boiling* WHO THE HELL REPLACED THE EMBLEM ON MY CAR?!

Meanwhile.

Fuwa and Aruto: *snickering* He doesn't even know. *lmao*

Izu: I did most of the job. And you two acted as security. *smh*

FuwAruto: It was a well executed plan, though.

Aruto: Plus, it was my idea.

Izu: Yeah...

Riders reactions?

"What a waste of a perfectly good tap... oh wait it was Amatsu? Oh well, it was worth it"

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Aruto Hiden

favorite thing about them

The reason he put on the Driver was to protect everyone’s smiles. And he did it knowing it was going to eventually bite him in the ass (via his becoming the CEO of Hiden Intelligence against his will).

least favorite thing about them

I feel like his optimism towards HumaGears is... not entirely founded. You can say I’m a pessimist, but I lean more towards a view that is kinda similar to Sento’s on the matter of science. They are neither good nor bad, they can just be used for good or bad. Of course, the ones who have achieved Singularity are a different matter- now, they can choose to be either.

favorite line

Again, I’m just gonna let screenshots do the work here.

BrOTP

With Izu! I can really see Aruto becoming an overprotective big brother type for her as she slowly gains sentience. While she in turn becomes a worried, doting big sister type for him. 

OTP

Isamu/Aruto came out of nowhere and hit me in the face with Feels. They just play off each other so well. Isamu finding Aruto funny but refusing to admit it is so adorable, and definitely very tsuntsun of him. Lmao

nOTP

With Amatsu Gai, who can go die in a ditch

random headcanon

Isamu gets horny whenever Aruto has to get suited up for work. Something about it just gets him going and he spends all day fantasizing about getting it off him, slowly, until Aruto begs for him to fuck him already, you asshole.

unpopular opinion

I... actually find his puns funny? That’s probably because I have a questionable taste in humor.

song i associate with them

Suit and Tie by Justin Timberlake. Mostly because I want to see him in them more often.

favorite picture of them

Wowza, way to make an entrance huh?

[asknarashikari]

Shinnosuke: Amazon-senpai... what happened here?

Showa!Amazon: Some self-proclaimed former CEO and his goons tried to tear down this lovely park and the big pond.

Amatsu: *bloody mess on a tree*

Aruto: Despite being old... he really handed Amatsu a good beating.

Fuwa: Old timer didn't really need back up. *LOL*

Riders reaction?

In the words of Lovekov, "KUZU!"

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Aruto holding his head through a picture frame and saying “I’ve been framed!” (Someone throws a tomato at him afterwards saying that joke sucks)

The one who threw the tomato is Amatsu Gai and Isamu kicked his ass into a ditch for it

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FuwAruto to their Kids talking about Gai Amatsu be like:

ZeroOneCast reactions?

I mean, don't they all talk about him like that

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Ever find it strange and maybe unrealistic(?) that Aruto and the Zero-One cast still hasn't pressed all those charges against Amatsu when they STILL have the chance? (Hell, fucking Kuroto got turned in to the health ministry authorities and was legally given a permanent virtual prison sentence in the CR's custody because they know they can trust them to keep him in check. Even if more punishment might be missing) And what do you think would be a reasonable sentence for Amatsu for all his crimes?

Oh yeah. Even if Aruto and co. refused to press charges themselves, there's probably enough evidence to prosecute him, regardless of that. I mean we don't prosecute murderers because their victims press charges, we do that on basis of the evidence found and presented. Similarly, it shouldn't take having Yua and Isamu press charges against Gai themselves because the evidence of his crime- the chips implanted in their brains without consent and knowledge, which he can ostensibly control- should speak for itself.

Outside of what he did to Isamu and Yua, he could also be prosecuted for his involvement with the ZAIA Spec, since it apparently went to market with a huge flaw that could put users in danger. As then-CEO of ZAIA Japan, he directly oversaw the project and even gave it to people to use during the workplace competition with Hiden Intelligence. That could make him legally culpable for Naki being able to exploit that weakness.

As for the appropriate judgement, I feel like Yua and Isamu's case could easily fit the category of "crimes against humanity" with how egregious of a crime it is. In Japan, that would qualify for either life imprisonment or capital punishment (i.e. the death penalty, which is still practiced). As the Riders would likely oppose the death penalty on principle, if Gai does get prosecuted they would advocate for life imprisonment instead. The latter would probably qualify for a financial settlement of some kind, along with jail time.

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Kiriya and Fuwa: Are you two on a date or something?

Gai and Kuroto: NO!! WE ARE NOT DATING!!!

Everyone's reactions?

I think everyone would just dread the idea of these two asshats being anywhere near each other, except in a ditch waiting to die

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Aruto:

Fuwa: Sorry Aru-chan... was about to bust his face up for almost running me over.

Gai: It's not like I could see you when I was in the car. I've got calls... blame the driver.

ZeroOneCast reactions?

Aruto: ....

Yua: I'll handle it, Aruto. *makes a phone call*

Later

Horobi: Why did someone send me a video of Amatsu Gai in a straitjacket screaming about some kind of mascot running him over and calling him "trash"?

Aruto: ...For the schadenfreude.

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Imagine if this was what we had for the Vs. Thouser fight https://youtu.be/Cag47988oUI?t=39

Pffft if only...

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Zero-OneCast and GotchardCast react to Gorillasensei and Fuwa butting heads but eventually become friends.

Amatsu Gai: You two are like brothers. Loud, annoying and- Fuwa and Gorillasensei: *Angry ape noises while beating his ass* Amatsu Gai : *Peter Griffin death pose*

Honestly they don't give a shit as long as Gai stays in the ditch he gets beaten up in :P

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Wolf cub!Isamu bitting Assmatsu jn the behind

Lmao throwback to the very first minific I posted on Ao3 XD He definitely would've tried biting that fucker

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01 and Ex-Aid Cast react to their evil allied CEO duking it out while in their underwear.

Gai: I bet that underwear is made from cheap fabric.

Kuroto: Yours probably made by from trash!

Izu: Mind I remind everyone that their belts were heavily damaged and now they are fighting almost in the nude

A pedestrian: This fight is gonna get a little weird, smexual and innuendo-y. Or just a little G-A-Y.

"Hey, Tomari-san? About the commotion that's going on in [insert place in Tokyo]... yeah, we're gonna need you to arrest someone. Maybe bring a tranquilizer gun while you're at it. And maybe contact the nearest mental hospital too."

Meanwhile, Jin broadcasts the fight on SNS and gets people to vote on who would win... Gai, Kuroto, or if they'll get arrested for public indecency before one of the wins. The last category wins by a landslide lmao

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To put it bluntly... I don't think a character like Amatsu even deserved the fucking robot dog? (Not just for story reasons either) Also, how would the Zero-One cast react to Amatsu repeatedly getting trampled and bitten a swarm of those robot dogs, including his own? (Pretend the robot dogs gained a sentience, develop a sense of morality, and hate Amatsu now)

What Amatsu Gai deserves is to get dragged into the International Criminal Court to stand trial for crimes against humanity, get thrown into prison for several lifetimes, have all his personal wealth and assets confiscated/liquidated and awarded to his victims as compensation while ZAIA is run into the ground for its hostile takeover of Hiden Intelligence.

Though honestly, getting ravaged by a bunch of robo puppers may be humiliating enough that he would beg to be tried and jailed as a an internationally known criminal. Though, since he's getting all of that anyway, this is just the final nail in the coffin of his legacy

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How do you want one Michinaga to atone for his crimes, we know he can't be put in prison on account of everyone forgetting the dgp jgp and dr and whatnot.

Honestly, I don't expect him to be punished for them, exactly because of the nature of the DGP/JGP/DR. I fully anticipate him being able to get away with it, if not completely scot-free then with what basically amounts to a slap on the wrist in toku terms. Of course, he'd also still be an asshole at the end of it all to boot, and everyone just barely tolerates him, but he'd basically be a free man.

Which is perfectly in line with past Takahashi antagonists like Dan Kuroto (who committed cyber-bio-terrorism, with the first victim being a child Hojo Emu) and Amatsu Gai (who committed crimes against humanity by implanting mind-control chips into people and sabotaging Ark because of his petty competition with Aruto's grandpa, which culminated in the Daybreak Incident).

Azuma's not nearly as bad as either of those two, sure. But if they got off lightly, then a bullheaded asshole who goes around violently assaulting people in the name of "saving" them definitely wouldn't get much in the way of consequences.

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Rest in pieces Amatsu https://www.pinterest.ph/pin/156429787048711934/

RIP go die in a ditch

(Won't repost the link though because I'm pretty sure the art was stolen from elsewhere and reposted here... this looks like something off pixiv tbh)

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Kari-chan, what are your some of your least favorite Rider and Sentai characters as of now?

I'm already assuming Buffa, Neon's sperm and egg donors (Your own words not mine) are probably up there when it comes to least favorites.

For favorite Rider... I think you can guess who it is, considering I've been simping for him for a solid two years now. Kadota Hiromi is the one true Kamen Rider Demons who owns my heart and soul

I also adore Hidari Shoutaro, who is still my favorite main Rider to date. Banjou Ryuuga is my favorite secondary, and of course for the tertiary it's the one and only lightning hedgehog swordsman, Fukamiya Kento. For the ladies, it's Igarashi Sakura.

For least favorite... pretty much anyone I've tagged "can go die in a ditch" is there 😂 So far there's Amatsu Gai, George Karizaki (unpopular opinion I know), Geryon... Oh, and can't forget about Evolt, and Dan Kuroto, nasty pieces of work they are.

For Buffabutt, I would be mostly indifferent to him if not for his fanatics who act like he's done nothing wrong. Neon's sperm and egg donors are also rather benign compared to, say, the Shijima siblings' sperm donor, or even the Sonozaki family in W.

As for Sentai... honestly I haven't met a Ranger I hate, though obviously I have my favorites. Souji from Kyouryuger, Hiromu from GoBusters, Takeru from Shinkenger, basically anyone played by Ayumi Kinoshita and Nao Nagasawa... lol.

But honestly idk Sentai characters don't seem to stando out as much to me compared to Rider ones... not sure why, really.

As for the characters I dislike... well I haven't made a secret of how annoying I find Takaharu and Lucky, and the latter specifically was what made me give up on Sentai for a while. I just find them so annoying and grating on the nerves.