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Chat is my fav f/m ship dynamic anything?
#annoying orange#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#am i cooking guys?#am i insane#cosmo#wanda#orange#passion#orassion#coswan#watermelon mom and dad :)#shitpost#memes#stuff
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Disco elysium breath of the Wilde au when????
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twdg but it’s a goofy slice of life comedy anime that takes place in a school
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This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon
#shut up. I want to cook. and I am cooking irl pokemon#I am really charged up to draw rn. And this is what came to mind. I am all over the place. ADHD got by brain in a chokehold#Proygon is my favorite pokemon so I felt like I had to#perfect little guy#pokemon#porygon#irl pokemon#art#my art#this is a photo of my dog and I edited like the maniac I am#unreality
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Iconography
#artistic nudity#trans#These two literally make me so sick i cant stop thinking abiut them😭#how are you that transgender how did they do it#roxy lalonde#dirk strider#my art#zan0tix#I am writing a poem about them let me cook#how crazy is it that they canonically chose their names pronouns and gender presentation guys.#scratching my butt
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-I don't think Frollo would look good in a suit. I mean look at him...he's too skinny-
-Is that a challenge??
-No, I just think-
-Challenge accepted.
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Bonus lol
Nah he's perfect in it. I'm his tailor 😏
#woo hoo I MISS YOU GUYS#okay sorry for my disappearance#my apology gift 🐧#I swear I still love this pathetic old man🥀#i have lots of things to do at the end of the year#I wish I could be his tailor for life.👉👈#This makes me want to burn his boring wardrobe.#frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#claude frollo#disney#judge frollo#disney art#disney villains#I am trying to cook healthy food
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self control lost. its posting flickory hours
bonus delta :
#y'all have no idea how far off the deep end i've gone lmao#trolls floyd#trolls hickory#flickory#like. i aint even that kind of guy - the kind to get feral about two people together. like y'all have seen y'all know#AND YET#SOMEHOW#i /am/ that kind of guy with these two#????????#makes it funnier to me that they're kind of a rarepair#gotta cook more flickory stuff for me and like 10 other people#floyd#hickory#delta dawn#sandflakedrew#dreamworks trolls
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You were worried that your move to the countryside would be difficult, but your new farmer neighbor is just so kind. He’s always helping you out around the house and knows exactly when you’re in trouble to the point that you’re pretty sure he has a sixth sense (or cameras around your house, but he’s too sweet to do that). In fact, he’s just so sweet that he gives you plenty of tasty things to eat every week – his homemade meals are delicious, filled with love and something else.
Cream soup, cream pasta, cream puffs… not to mention the creamy milk from his farm – they’re all just so tasty! You’ve asked him for recipes before, but he only winked and said, “Family secret,” with a smile.
Still, you can’t be too disgruntled, not when he’s always treating you so well. “This is delicious!” you say one day, eating one of the éclairs he’s gifted you. “Seriously, how do you cook so well?”
“Experience,” he chuckles, using his thumb to brush some custard cream off of your face. Gently, he presses his thumb to your lips, a small smile on his face. “Now, it’s not nice to waste food, yeah?”
You instinctively lick the cream off of his thumb, making his eyes darken despite his lingering smile.
“Next time, Sugar, y’should come over to my house – I’ll make sure you leave all full and satiated.”
Eagerly, you nod. You can hardly resist his invitation – not when his food is so, so good.
And maybe, this time, you’ll finally get to see what makes him such a great cook.
#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#tsuuper ocs#tw yandere#monster boyfriend#male yandere oc x reader#Mason Cane Tsuu OC#2024 yan/monstertober tsuutarr#i am already at my limit wtf how do ppl do any october challenge#yandere farmer#yandere male oc x reader#yandere male oc#I'm genuinely not sure how to tag his sus cooking lmaoooo#yandere farmer oc#I'm happy i finally get to draw this guy again. i love him teehee
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Experimenting more with the cat crew's designs
#pokemon#pkmn#art#pkmnart#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#purrloin#zeraora#floragato#pokemon oc#pmd ocs#(oc) vex#(oc) ion#(oc) poppy#(oc) team vip#i'm cooking so hard with these guys AND I CAN'T EVEN SHOW ALL OF IT AUGHHH#i'm open to taking questions though! i'll share as much as i can without spoiling their dealio#also yes i may or may not have decided to make signatures for all of them#YOUR HONOR I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM AT A VERY NORMAL LEVEL OF BLORBO BRAINROT#THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NORMAL
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Lafayette yearns for the goulash.
#shitpostery#history#american revolution#historical characters#george washington#historical alexander hamilton#alexander hamilton#marquis de lafayette#historical thomas jefferson#thomas jefferson#hawk tuah#martha washington#sally fairfax#charles lee hamilton#george washingdad#i have no idea what to put here#guys am i cooked#👅
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boop! 💙🤍
#drawing this reset me as a person my my crops are watered and my skin is clear#this is the most wholesome thing ive ever made in my entire life#based on the one panel from the mlp comic where theres sonilver hedgehogs in the background being absolutely adorable#i made. the lineart so cute and i was so worried about the rendering but im actually. pleased with it.#thank u silver your cuteness made my self criticism leave for a while....#this didnt even start out as really ship art but god they are so cute. what the hell. i need to go look at sonilver art.#i love silver...hes such a good guy#i recently read gotf and my love for him has grown tenfold (you can also probably see the inspiration in my colouring)#i am making a gotf fanart soon!!! i have a little sketch cooked up#it is sonadow as expected of course#anyways!! here are the two best boys for you#sonic the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#sonilver#my art
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#weiss schnee#rwby#derg AU#my art#gif#physics are woozy but i think im cooking#you guys are just gonna have to deal with these weird animations for now lol#was gonna make her blink and some shit and yk how i am#so she be staring menacingly into your soul now
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“Shen Qingqiu! What is this nonsense about Qing Jing requisitioning a disguise for one of its members?! You would dare send one of your little disciples trussed up like a pretty young mistress! Even I thought you better than”–
Qi Qingqi’s voice cut off on an extremely strangled note. She and the other Peak Lords all seemed unable to capture an ounce of oxygen.
Cang Qiong’s finest were gathered in a elegant war room, massive tables shoved to the side, covered with maps and intelligence reports: A mind-numbing amount of information scattered across sheaves of paper and neatly written on large boards; they spanned the walls not open to the serene nature of Qing Jing’s outdoors.
The murmuring of focused and purposeful Qing Jing disciples hushed at Qi Qingqi’s outraged exclamation and the sudden appearance of a majority of their shibo.
In the midst of the room, Shen Qingqiu stood, hands frozen in the action of sheathing a dagger to his inner thigh. While normally, such a sight would be arresting enough, it paled in comparison to the vision Qing Jing’s Lord made currently.
His eyes caught wide and surprised were rimmed with coal and rouge, claret lips parted infinitesimally. Gentle strands of hair framed his face and cascaded down his curved back. Hair ornaments tinkled and glittered in the silken black waves.
Delicate, airy robes flirted with graceful wrists, red lacquered nails making a pleasing contrast. Carmine and the tones of blushing rose danced about Shen Qingqiu, gentle fabric draping from his shapely frame; soft skin of his collarbones an–and the rounded mound of his, hi-his bust? Exposed. As was the refined line of sinewy thigh.
S-sshink!
Shen Qingqiu’s hand leaves the handle of the blade, nebulous skirts falling back into place, his pale thighs veiled from sight once more.
“Qi-shimei, Liu-shidi, Zhangmen-shixiong?”– Shen Qingqiu's eyes quickly take in the numerous uninvited visitors, yet his lilting voice doesn’t quicken from its whiplike cadence –”To what do I owe the pleasure of a visit from Yue-shixiong and my shidimen?”
For some unknowable reason, Sect Master Yue and the Bai Zhan War God forsook courtesy for silence.
“Rather, to what does this Master owe my beloved sect siblings appearance,” the polished voice drawled, “ whose purpose is no doubt to meddle in the affairs of a Qing Jing operation? Without, may I add, any proper knowledge of the purpose of this operation to begin with?”
Mu Qingfang, who to this point was standing unobtrusively to the side, stepped forward, courteously greeting the Maste– Lady? Of Qing Jing.
His fellow peak lords prayed blessings, to be gifted such a level headed martial brother!
“These shidi apologize for the discourtesy, Shen-shixiong.” Mu Qingfang’s voice may have hesitated, or stuttered, and almost uttered ‘shijie’ but no one noticed because they were too caught up in their own lawless thoughts.
A Qing Jing disciple helpfully handed Shen Qinqqiu a fan. With a crack! It met his open palm, a gavel descrying doom.
Haloed in light, the Qing Jing Master stood like a wrathful goddess, a holy judge tired of the sullying presence of mortals.
Qing Jing’s Master, when garbed in his usual attire, was a sharp, intimidating figure. Graceful in his execution of masculinity, not unlike a dagger. Moreso, then, donning the mantle of femininity. Some intangible attributes changed, that when masculine, repelled, yet when feminine compelled. Those certain peak lords were unprepared to handle such a thing.
Shen Qingqiu tsked, turning his back he subsequently ignored them after hand-waving a disciple into acting as the hospitality.
The wrong-footed peak lords were bundled off to the side and laden with tea and light victuals, being appeased into silence and unobtrusiveness by snacks. If some of the scholarly disciples secretly thought of it as the kiddie table, that's for them to know, isn’t it?
#be honest guys am. am i cooking with this silly thing#i started writing it for the funny but now theres something about wu yanzi's legacy and what if he had more disciples#and now qing jing is like badass organized crime unit thing#so should i continue#svsss#og shen qingqiu#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu#og sqq#yue qingyuan#mu qingfang#liu qingge#qi qingqi#svsss au#svsss fic#svsss ficlet#svsss crack#qing jing peak#cang qiong peaks#cang qiong mountain sect#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords
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The Quest Continues...
(part 1- part 2)
#Fourfold Soul#<- That's the title of the project I've been working on!#I am very excited to finally show off the cowboy (gender redacted) I've been cooking in a slow boil!!! Yeehaw!#Yes this is the game project. YES I am commited to the bit of having the main character go through a long running pronoun-quest.#This character does not have a name so I cannot formally tag them...#(Okay. Technically they have an internal name for coding/scripting reasons...and I have a nickname for them.#But the important part of making a video game character you get to eventually name is that the name must come from *you*!)#The girl here is a npc so she has a temporary name. So I also cannot tag her. Hmm...#I have several FFS comics thumbnailed out. This one got made first because it's the funniest without context. Lore wise it's weak.#I would love to post the sexy clown but you have to wait just a few more comics.#Fun artist woes moment to share: This is the first time I've had to colour these characters traditionally. *That* was NOT fun.#Going from a specific digital colour palette to being at the whims of my limited colour choices in markers? Hell! On! Earth!#I might also be extra frustrated because this sure is 3x the length of what I usually do for comics! I spent a Whole Day on this.#Past me thought it was soooo funny and needed all the extra panels for pacing. I hate past me. That guy needs to be exploded.
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every science fiction show that deals with aliens should have at least a few furries in the writers room and design department bc my suspension of disbelief is slowly but surely burning out over people making aliens look like this
#doctor who only kinda gets a pass on the “just a human guy” syndrome but only bc it's like. one of the originators of this whole trend#still though. WHY. we can do better#i am begging every scifi TV executive in the world to hire furry artists to design your aliens. i can guarantee they would COOK#we could've had silurians with little lizard snouts. i saw an animatic where someone drew neelix from ST:V like an anthropomorphic porcupin#and it was GLORIOUS#in that same animatic belanna torres was like a cool creature thing#WE CAN DO BETTER#imagine having cool wolf aliens or something instead of weird racial stereotypes
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Someone hadta do it
@sneakend also has a scene like their fic Open Secrets
#not your dad#not the guy that killed your dad#just someone lmao#vinland saga#in the fic its funny cause it quickly devolves into bjorn defending askeladd 😂#before anyone tells me thorfinn didnt know shit when they found karli#i am aware. he didnt listen#prologue finn only had room in his cooked little brain for hatred and vengeance#and we love him for his focus#thorfinn#bjorn#askeladd#oh uh. if you dont get the euphemism- 'the birds and the bees' is 'the sex talk'
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