#am I ovulating?

[tyunkus]

tyun looks at u and he’s just so fucking taken with everything about u u’re just so damn pretty and perfect and kind and sweet and his dream girl and whatever except all of these mushy gooey feelings are translated into him just having this indescribable urge to fuck the shit out of you and give you so many orgasms, make you feel good over and over on his thick aching cock and tongue and fingers and thigh just anything you want he’ll give it to you….. like he wants to give it to you hard and rough not cuz u’ve been bad or anything but you just deserve a good fuck that’s how much he loves you <3 wants to see you leaking and full and pretty for him

[aguantenlaspitusas]

God I am so sorry for hating on verstappen for so long...I actually would like to offer him my first born child

[arcane-vagabond]

Thinking about Tarzan!Bradley again…

[marmeladednd]

being in your thirties is very funny cause it's like... it's very much normal now that I find this 40 year old man attractive. this is not a dilf, this is a hot man in my age range.

[littlexdeaths]

oh god i’m just thinking about virgin eddie who can’t control himself and he cums from just putting the tip in.

[star2fishmeg]

No bc I don't think you understand how much I love Luke like, no song or poem could come remotely near to conveying the feeling but a fuckass meme definitely could.

[cadmuslabs777]

Richard E. Grant is great at playing characters who pretend they're not submissive tbh. huge fan of that. especially when he can mix that with being insane.

[saltofmercury]

what the fuck

Soap always wonders what kind of traits your kids are going to get from you guys. He hasn’t said anything to you about having kids but he can feel it with his entire chest you’re the one. Will they be as destructive and loud as him? Or will they be the grumpy x sunshine like you are? he sometimes stares at your childhood photos for a while thinking how cute it would be to have a mini you around the house but also how dangerous it would be dealing with you + your clone. He watches videos of moms telling their daughters to tell dad to go get takeout and he smiles knowing that’s something you would do. When he gets to work he’s very thorough with baby making. He keeps you in the room and grabs Gatorade + small snacks to keep going 3+ rounds. He thought he was going to shrivel up and die after the third round but he need to make sure it stayed. You’re all sticky and sweaty from him mumbling things to you about how good it feels, this one will be it right? You want a baby with me? Soap is a twin and thought the twin gene skipped a generation (idiot) and he forgets that your grandparents were twins too so when you show him the picture of the baby A and baby B he’s in the best mood ever because hell yeah he did that!!! lil mactavish twins (No idiot that’s not how it works I did it)

[carefreeyounghag]

Today I nearly started sobbing at my desk from listening to songs about cats

[average-dilf-enjoyer]

My aesthetic 🥰🥰

[messylittlecherub]

it’s so weird because I’m monogamous. I love my partner. He’s my best friend. He makes me so happy and he truly has been there for me through it all. He is the love of my life.

I just wish he would be open to using me like a whore for one whole weekend. I just want to have one weekend where him and three other men take turns running a train on me. Just me, my husband, and three men that gave me some of the best and adventurous sex in my early 20s. That’s all I want. and also the range in sizes will also be my favorite part. Just feeling each of them stretch me out makes me drool 🤤

I literally feel like I go into heat. Am I ovulating?

[buttdumplin]

I am this fucking close to giving in and writing some baby fics

[notastraykid]

Just impregnate me already.

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[suna-cerely-yours]

thinking about shouto tonight (i have 3 finals left)

[sagewhite]

A week filled with bliss ends with pleasure turning over into pain. My body demands a sacrifice.

[maurythehormonemonster]

You being drunk and perched on Simon’s lap all pretty while Price stares at you like he wants to eat you alive!!

And then somehow it ends up with Price’s cock in your mouth and Simon’s fingers inside you :(