#am I dumb and missed this or did they genuinely not advertise this

[caersidiblodeuwedd]

Apparently there are live Dimension 20 shows in the UK happening next fucking week! Wtf! How do I find out about this now? Was there any PR for this?

(also a little bit rude they have events in Ireland, scotland and England but not in Wales. We get left out of everything)

[explodingchantry]

hi sorry to come into your inbox for this but i just need. to gripe. every new bit of info we get about the new DA game is making me more and more preemptively tired lol. mostly the way it's looking like eeevery bit of lore that's been revealed has something to do with such and such book. or this comic over here. or this podcast from two years ago. or THIS podcast that is happening now that's a ~discord exclusive~. or this youtube series. or this random VA talk show. etc etc ad nauseam. i am so tired of videogames coming with HOMEWORK you're expected to do just to know what's going on

Please never apologise for sending messages!!

I think its honestly REALLY funny how bioware just doesn't know what it wants. On one hand they say that the new game is fine for newcomers, the way they did for dai, and use this as an excuse for how dumbed down some of the writing is - but then in the other hand the majority of the characters and plot beats have origins hidden behind pay walls.

It was already bad enough when, to understand each game properly you had to have paid for the previous one's dlc (want to know anders' past as a warden? Buy awakening! Want to know wtf is up with Morrigan and the eluvians? Buy witch hunt! Want to know who tf corypheus is and what hawke and varric even have to do with him? Buy legacy! Want to understand ANYTHING about veilguard? Play the descent AND trespasser, our epilogue that we hid behind a paywall!!!!!) and you know at least the dlcs were pretty good on their own so I could forgive it a little bit.

But there's so much extra media now omg I haven't touched a single one of the comics because I'm not rly into American comics, I've read almost all the books and some of them are genuinely fucking mid. And at least back in the day the books were more... Bonuses? You DONT need to read the stolen throne to understand anything on the games, but it's INTERESTING. it explores characters you mightve been curious about. I love that ! Or the last flight is really interesting, just, to see how the 4th blight was beaten, to get to know those legendary heroes, and know why griffons went extinct. A bit annoying because you do need to read it to also understand how the hell they're coming back - but it still feels a bit more like a bonus than a necessity.

But then we have asunder, which also in general just kinda sucks as a book, that is really really needed to understand the mage rebellion, Fiona, Cole, and the cure for tranquility. The characters will explain a lot of those things to you in game, but it leaves you with the certain feeling that you're missing something. It's a huge advertisement for asunder.

Similarly wicked eyes and wicked hearts is hollow if you haven't read the masked empire which is also my least favorite book because it's so damn fucking boring I literally never managed to finish it, but it's mostly because I hate Trick Weekes' writing lmfao. Gaider was wildly misogynistic but my god at least he was entertaining as a writer whenever he didn't butcher female characters.

That's two major plot beats in inquisition that require reading one of the books. And ofc it's major villain and another major plot beat that require having played the previous game's dlc to properly understand.

And since then we've had so much more. I don't know. It's just complicated because I *like* book characters showing up and the books having importance in the sense that, I like reading and I'm a lore nerd lol. But I think there's a lot of frustration to be had as to the sheer quantity of extra media you need to consume if you want to be invested in the story. Because you could say "well just don't buy them then" but I LIKE dragon age, it's story, and plot, but omg some of the books and comics are also so hard to find and so EXPENSIVE. I think tevinter nights costs like 20£ if you want it on paperback rather than Kindle, and don't get me started on the dozens of comics.

At least the podcasts and discord only content isn't nearly as offensive, imo, because they're free. But also there's another issue with all of this extra content - it's that it doesn't get fucking translated. Not often, anyway. Not in as many languages as the games do. That means there are many, many many many players and fans who are just not allowed to learn more about their favorite game series because they don't speak English, because theyre not rich enough to buy 10 books and 20 comics. It feels a bit wrong

[freevoidman]

ok stream thing is actually done. Thoughts beneath the cut bc this is just more of a personal rant and observation than any kind of genuine criticism that should be taken to heart by anyone lmao.

i will say this was about waynera/diotv (splitting it up there just in case i'm too used to twitter censoring) and that:

the DOUBLE bait 'n switch is incredibly fucking funny and that trailer at the end was really cool

I think people are super justified to have been annoyed at the entire thing being Breaking Bad because holy fuck man so much of that was painful as hell. Wayne i love your comedy but never abridge anything ever.

Were some people being hella fuckin dramatic? absolutely. However, holy shit that was a nearly 5 hour long stream that started an entire hour late and I really can't blame people for initially being super mad. There's bits and then there's that entire stream.

I'm trying to put a lot of my bias aside bc this is the exact kind of comedy I don't like, mixed with a show I do not enjoy beyond recognizing the talent and skill that went into it (sue me I really just don't enjoy Breaking Bad or its many associated memes) and that ending was cool and clearly took a lot of effort! I am certain that people genuinely enjoyed the entire thing, it's just that this specific type of comedy is stuff I don't enjoy (I chuckled a lot more at weird physics bugs or dumb game interactivity screwing with things--pure improve moments that can't be scripted and don't feel inherently "dumb").

I also think I would have enjoyed it a lot more if there wasn't an initial bait and switch. Live streams are always difficult for me to get into bc of the premise of them being live and, if there's something dull or that I personally don't enjoy, I can't really "skip." This was just like. Every part of what I hate about streaming combined with the constant sour taste of thinking i'd been "carrot on a stick"-ed into watching something I really didn't like. I would've rather have been given a genuine title and content related-tags and realized I missed the trailer at the end (of a five fucking hour stream) and been disappointed about that then the initial reaction I had.

I also do know that the RTVS crew just. does this. And i know it's this type of stuff they like doing! Hell, I can acknowledge the insane amount of skill, time and effort that went into this stream as well--it was a custom map with multiple areas, props, and had a whole team working on it and making sure everything went semi-according to plan. they also like fucking with the audience (the chuckee cheese bit, another thing I loved a lot, was intentionally done to piss people off, but I loved it lol). IDK, just mixed feelings all around about this, though this is hardly the end of the world or anything terrible to me. But I can also acknowledge that other people in different timezones were also excited and put aside time to watch, only to get nearly 5 hours of breaking bad. I'm in the camp that wasn't super screwed over and I know that trying to coordinate things on a timezone basis is borderline impossible at a certain point, but I do get a lot of people's ire over this.

Just to be clear: I hold no hate to wayne or the crew about this and, to quote a good ol' adage: artists owe you nothing. Creators owe you nothing. They wanted to do this, and they did it, and I'm certain people liked/loved it! I just think there's a difference between, like, Pyrocynical making a thumbnail with the Petscop protag and the video having nothing to do about Petscop (something you can figure out pretty quickly) and a livestream hyped up for over a week advertised as a follow-up to something a lot of people have been excited for, and then doing this type of stream.

And, again, I'm biased here. This is the kind of comedy I don't like. I have made active attempts to like it, and I cannot emphasize enough that it just does not click for me. This was not a stream that would've ever clicked for me and, honestly, the only reason I'm reacting positively towards this is because I left and managed to come back at the perfect time. Tomorrow I'll watch the vod and maybe sit with the last half hour but damn man, it was rough to sit through most of that up until the intermission.

mmmmmm i don't want to post anything definitive or openly annoyed until the stream is officially over and done but this really gives me a sour taste in my mouth and i genuinely can't enjoy it

[genshin-obsessed]

[moth]

happy birthday pocket!

i had no energy to make this a genuine fluff drabble it's 12:30 am here

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Groaning, Diluc runs his hands up his face. Tf was he gonna do on your darned bday when his freaking schedule is full of ABYSS ABYSS ABYSS ABYSS ABYSS MUAHAHAHAHA

He mumbles something about perhaps gathering a small bouquet of small lamp grass before discarding the idea, thinking that it wouldn't be enough to resemble all the love and adoration he had for you. He unties his hair, letting the crimson locks rest against his back as he picks up the quill once again, writing away. 'Perhaps a letter will work for now. After I return from my duties, all my time will go to them for sure.' Smiling, he begins to pour his heart into each words written down on the parched paper.

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Flopping down on your couch, you flip through a magazine of advertisements. Man, you were hungry. And what's better than grabbing some leftovers from what Diluc had cooked for you two the other day? You smile at the thought of the sight of your husband in the kitchen with an apron on, hair tied into a high ponytail as he works his magic. Gaze shifting to the ring on your finger, your eyes soften at the ruby gem, reminding you of his beautiful crimson eyes.

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He quickly slips the letter into your mailbox, yes the two of you do not live together(yet), rushing off elsewhere. Probably outside of Mondtsadt's walls to make some abyss mages perish. He first starts with Brightcrown Canyon, moving from area to area- Man, this guy is traveling all across Mondstadt, excluding Dragonspine, with the image of your smile on his mind at all times. I mean, what can I say? He's obsessed with you. If you got injured? In the blink of an eye he'll be hurling a freaking phoenix at what, or who hurt you. If someone insulted you? "Sorry, did you say something to my lovely wedded partner here?" he questions, ticked off with a very concerning smile on his face. He wraps an arm around your shoulder, opening his eyes which send a chill down the insulter's spine. "That's right. We're married, got a problem? Call them a hilichurl on drugs, they're my hilichurl on drugs. A random, dumb idiot? My random dumb idiot. Back. Off."

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Shuffling over to the random fridge in the kitchen, you look around the kitchen before giggling and taking out the leftovers from "Once Upon a Time in Mondtsadt", his specialty. You slip the plate onto a rack, placing it on the stove, somehow warming up the meal.

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Diluc jabs the hilt of his claymore into an abyss mage, twirling his weapon around and stabbing the monster right in the face. He opens the map, noticing that he's already in the second to last area. A new motivation! A small hum of satisfaction is heard before he proceeds to massacre the popularity of abyss mages in Mond.

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You slip the plate of warmed-up "Once Upon a Time in Mondstadt" onto the counter, hopping onto a high stool and rubbing your hands together excitedly. Grinning, you cut off a piece of the steak and let it enter your mouth, the texture and flavor instantly making you float up to heaven.

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It's.. Raining... Diluc is soaked. Soaked.

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Setting down the fork and knife, you get off the stool and walk towards the front door. 'Perhaps mail has arrived already..' Opening the door, you check the mailbox and are met with a nice looking envelope. It's a pastel scarlet-ish color, with a white lacey pattern along the edges. Slowly scooching back inside, you close the door and open the envelope, unfolding the letter.

Dear (Y/N),

Happy birthday, dearest. I would've had something planned for today, but unfortunately the abyss has eaten up my schedule once more. But if the sun hasn't sunk when I get back, would you like to spent some quality time together? Perhaps we could eat out at Sara's, or go sight seeing. Perhaps the sun going down would be nice, stargazing sounds fun. Many ideas have circulated around my head while I was writing this, however do be prepared to accept a bouquet.

'Oh honey I'll make sure to have the bouquet somewhere on display in my house, fosho.'

You mean a lot to me, and since Father's passing, you've been here for me at all times. When we were younger, when Kaeya was taken under Crepus' wing, when all three of us had those good times.. Ah, it's always nice to recall the kind moments we shared.

You stifle a laugh, remembering how Kaeya had accidentally frozen Diluc- But then the ice slowly started melting with an angered Diluc underneath.

My entire heart is dedicated to you. If you have a wish that I can grant within my power, please ask for such. Even if it counts as spoiling you rotten, I'll love you no matter what. You've made my life so much easier, and whenever you can you also help me out with the abyss. Not that I'm fully supporting such, since you're putting your life into danger which is what I do not want.

'And you are too, fighting the abyss as well,' you chuckle. 'My love, please take a break for once.'

Now I must end this short, due to me being behind schedule already. I need to set out ASAP. See you soon, I love you.

-Love,

Diluc.

Your heart flutters at the last three words, oh how it always does so. But your cheeks can't help but blush at the words written down.

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Trudging up your doorstep, Diluc knocks on the door. The sun.. had already fallen. You open the door by a crack, peeking through and immediately swinging it open at the familiar redhead. Wrapping your arms around him, you sigh contently and rest your head on his chest. "I missed you..," he mumbles, pressing a light kiss to the top of your head. "Why don't we head inside? Ah, before that.." The darknight hero takes out a bouquet, as promised in the letter, the flowers glowing a wonderful blue. Small lamp grass. So, he went with his original plan. Lovely. He hands it to you, patting your head before making his way inside.

--END

carp i am so tired it's now 1 am

well uh

gn pocket hope you enjoyed this <3 <3 <3

Hello Pocket! I'm here to wish you a quick Happy Birthday!!

[Cicada]

You've become a year older! How sad.. But nonetheless, congratulations on making it this far! Both me and Moth are very proud of you, even if you're technically the bigger one here, and we're always encouraging you!

Thank you for being a wonderful writer, and person in general.

-Cicada.

It’s official :’) I am Diluc’s hilichurl on drugs

On a more serious note, thank you so much Moth!! You didn’t have to do this, but you did and it makes me very happy! I really appreciate it💖💖 this was definitely my bedtime story lol even though I have I think one more! This was adorable, I got to be married to Diluc- UGH IT MADE ME SO HAPPY!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Just the thought of this made me tear up😭😭 you’re awesome, thank you my friend!

And Cicada, yes I know I’m getting older 😔 I’ll be ancient soon enough- but thank you. To you both! Your words mean a lot to me too💖💖💖

I hope you both have a wonderful day/night💖

[regrettablemeasure]

THAT BEING SAID, heres my list of criticisms for CP2077 so far because i’m not just blindly praising it. under a readmore for a few spoilers, one major character spoiler so if you’re playing don’t read this until youre finished with act 1

this isnt bringing into the account of the criticisms console players are talking about bc im on PC, but i completely agree with frustrated console players about launch being a mess.

the fact that they cut you being able to take jackie with you to go meet with meredith is really frustrating. i wonder if they lost time and it broke something because it was in the gameplay demo from a while back.

on the same vein, t-bugs ‘death’ was so sudden and fast that i didn’t even register it as her supposedly dying until v brings it up later in the level. i thought she had just gotten hurt and booted from the program. if she’s actually dead i’m going to be incredibly disappointed and its going to be one of my few genuine sour notes on the game.

the romances are laughably inserted and shouldn’t have even been part of marketing in my opinion. from my understanding it looks like they’re all sidequests and there’s only like four of them total anyways. dont bother if your v isnt into one of the two options they have and just pretend youre kissin whoever you want lol

takemuras introduction was amazing but i feel like i missed a dialog somewhere that explained why he ended up getting chased by arasaka so fast after the events of act 1. i know his motivation but am a little confused about whats going on.

in the same vein, some optional dialog choices don’t actually feel optional if you don’t want to feel like you’re missing context for whats going on. i don’t mean this in a lore way, i mean this in a basic narrative way. 

i like that v clearly has their own personality that you kinda tweak and manipulate through your own actions, like with geralt in the witcher series. however i completely understand if people were lead to believe they’d be getting COMPLETE FREEDOM and are let down by the reality of V being a slightly less mailable character. as someone who likes witcher and the dragon age and mass effect series i’m okay with my oc having a pre-ordained personality but marketing could easily have misled people to believe otherwise and thats a totally valid complaint.

i love jackie to DEATH and hes one of the most likable videogame characters ever. however i do wonder sometimes if he suffers from ‘bilingual people don’t talk like that’ syndrome. it can get kinda muddy given how translators work in this universe.

in the same vein i think some of the calls for the game being transphobic or misogynist are overblown but i feel like part of it is the game might not be properly relaying that the overly sexual, violent, objectifying advertisements in 2077 is actually part of the lore and not CD trying to be cheeky ala Saints Row. Its a crit on consumerism and how desensitized the populace of the future gets to hatred, violence, and sex that it has to be overblown to the point of ludicracy. it might not translate for someone who hasn’t taken the time to look into the lore or familarize themselves with the vibe of the series before picking up the game. YES it is incredibly gritty and dark, but thats the point. However I think that fact needed to be communicated better because it just won’t be palatable for some people. Its stuff like this that makes me think we really need content warnings ALA fanfic for... all media, really. its a good idea. i could see the ‘fuckable piece of meat’ line being genuinely terrifying for some people and it comes out of nowhere. I like dark media and content but i don’t know if the game properly conveys beforehand that this is a BLEAK. world. BLEAK. 

i also think, unfortunately, its clear the team was crunched and ran out of time for a lot of things they wanted to add into the game. i feel like tying gender to v’s voice was the most elegant solution they had considering all of the voicelines in game. not saying it’s the best solution, but i’m glad they did that rather than tie it to body type or genetalia.

that being said i wish you could have a biotic pussy or dick in this game just bc that would be some cool transhumanism. same in general i wish you could replace limbs or eventually get more cyberware options that changed how you look.

I’m glad they’re gonna fix the epilepsy trigger but I’m also surprised and disappointed no one caught that might be a problem earlier on. I wonder what play testing was like.

Also glad the dev team isnt going to be treated like the new vegas team and they’re getting their bonus regardless of the game’s review score. that’s some stupid bullshit but every publisher does that shit unfortunately.

the fact you cant change your makeup, cybernetics, or hair after the start is dumb and i hope they fix that.

the c key being for crouching AND skipping dialogue is inelegant to say the least. you can fix it in settings for skipping dialogue to be ‘hold c’ but it shouldn’t have been an issue in the first place.

ai definitely wasnt finished and it shows. largely in how theres clearly no AI driving and how cops feel half-implimented.

managing stash is CONFUSING. so is the hacking minigame until you get used to it.

it is a LITTLE apparent that you’re going to go into Cutscene Time because characters tell you to sit somewhere specific. However once you’re in those locked scenes the game is still super immersive and beautiful so it’s not too bad.

i don’t understand why youd buy a car when you have one already and a motorcycle but i’ll still probably shop around for funsies

combat definitely feels floaty but ive played bethesda games and nothing can be as bad as those so its fine for me.

i know there’s more but thats what i have so far. I’m having a great time but those are my Thots.

[princerevelucide]

i wrote down some personal sma5h thoughts

first things first:

fucking kick corrin out

no new fire emblem or any xenoblade x or 2, please, god

no western indies (shovel knight, shantae, hat kid, undertale bullshit, etc.)

corrin gets kicked out 

i don’t want king k. rool in. he feels like a boring and dumb choice tbh

3rd party characters are fun but i don’t think very many should be added if at all beyond what we have now. i feel like if too many more are added the fun of ssb being a celebration of nintendo will be taken away.

kick! corrin! out! please!

who i'd personally like to see included:

vaati (the legend of zelda: minish cap) (one-eyed boss form would be final smash, ftr)

victini (pokemon)

masked man (mother 3) (good mix of meta knight, samus, and mega man) (spoilers abound though, so yikes, dont look him up if youve never played mother 3 and plan/hope to)

prince fluff (kirby's epic yarn)

bub and/or bob (bubble bobble)

plusle/minun tag team, a la ice climbers (pokemon)

please kick corrin out, by the way

other ideas i've seen that i agree with, regardless of how passionate i actually am or am not about their potential inclusion:

mario bros: daisy, waluigi, paper mario, baby mario

legend of zelda: linkle, skull kid, impa, midna

kirby: bandana waddle dee, marx

donkey kong: dixie kong (i can't call myself a DKC fan as i've never played any of them before but i think the series deserves more rep) 

kid icarus: phosphora, viridi, magnus also i'm hoping dark pit isn't kicked and if he's not reduced to a pit costume (which i'm fine with that if he is, he’s still in in that case after all) i'd like to see him be more varied, using other weapons from ki:u, especially his signature staff, rather than being a straight clone of pit with the minor differences he has. there’s a lot of missed potential there

pokémon: decidueye i'm sure there are other potential pokemon but i can't think of any more that i'd like... maybe some that were in pokken? as long as we don't overexplode the gen 1 rep again, fuckin hate how much that gen always gets. pikachu, jiggs, char, and mewtwo are Enough

mother/earthbound: paula, poo, kumatora, duster

other:

bring back the ice climbers

bring back wolf too, he was cool

snake is neat as well

an ARMS character (probably Big Springo, and/or maybe Ribbon Lass)

another sonic character (tails? knuckles? shadow?)

banjo & kazooie 

a rhythm heaven character

can we remove corrin. thanks

also fun - some potential new music choices:

galacta knight battle theme (warrior from another world) (genuinely shocked and appalled this wasn’t in smash 4, please fix this glaring issue and bug sakurai, ty)

jump up, super star!

champion battle

prayer song to god (ver. 2)

vagrant counting song of retrospection

void soul

inkoming!

color pulse

gusher gauntlet

i have high hopes for the game’s future splatoon music in general

-i'd really love to see more pikmin rep but it's not varied enough to have a new fighter since everyone would just have olimar's moveset, so maybe some assist trophies?? fiery blowhog, puffy blowhog,  burrowing snagret, and volatile dweevil would work GREAT (also, pikmin deserves better music choices? environmental noises? really? what the hell?? why did THAT make it into TWO GAMES???)

-subspace emissary is so cheesy and edgy and fucking good, more of that, please, i’m begging you

-i always thought that rainbow cloud from pokemon snap and the stone tower temple (complete with turning upside down) from loz majora’s mask would be superneat stages

-also i know i said no western indies but snipperclips would make for a cute stage. might be kinda like the electroplankton one. but only stage is allowed

-also you know how the animal crossing stages have k.k. slider concerts when played on saturday nights? what if the splatoon stage(s) did the same thing with splatfest night themes... (what will the splatoon stages even be, anyway? inkopolis plaza/square? the lowest middle part of moray towers? the centre of blackbelly skatepark? a single player-theme stage??)

-also fucking kick corrin i swear to god there's no good reason at all for their inclusion, the fact that it was all advertising further proves their horrible home game is nothing but a soulless cashgrab, PLEASE get this boring useless marysue representative for a disgusting samey incest game OUT of smash for christ's sake they shouldn't have been added to begin with

i might edit this with more later, idk, i just love smash ok

[kmp78]

This is what made me stop being a fan

“i feel like J will never do anything right in your eyes. like what would he have to do for you to say something positive about him? genuinely asking, not hating”

His life, he can do whatever he wants. But actions have consequences. So whatever he does, he has to be ready to deal with people not necessarily liking it. That’s life. 

Just like K, I too started as a fan. As a quite big fan actually. As someone who did everything they could to support the band. Buy merch, buy Vy tickets, go to shows, do M&Gs, spread the word on sm…And in the beginning I was happy to do that. I admired J because he seemed like a “go-getter” who worked hard, he seemed like he cares and is involved in what goes on around him in our society and around the world (His Oscar speech, anyone? And him speaking about Ukraine, supporting the LGBT community, concern for the environment, etc). He seemed passionate about his art, he obviously is very talented. He was great on stage. And he seemed like the “underdog” and like someone who fights for the underdog. You know, all his speeches about “be who you wanna be, love who you wanna love, be different, fight for your dreams” blah blah blah. And then of course his whole “struggling artist” act, the whole “no ones making any money here”. Yeah I fell for that. “Oh poor thing. He’s so great and so talented. But he’s not making any money. Yeah, we have to support him and his art and give from our very little salaries so that he can keep doing his art.” Yes, in that sense I was one of the “sheep”. I have to laugh at it now. 

Just like K said too, I also didn’t have any specific moment that made me stop being a fan. Shit just kept piling up until it hit the fan. It was just a sum of a lot of different things having happened. 

It started with the London Vy really. When they set the tickets at 10,000. It was insane. Now, nothing wrong in being ambitious and dreaming big and trying to do big things and trying to reach your goals…when YOU work for it. Not someone else. Had they promoted the shit out of it themselves and had done everything they can to get the tickets sold, fine. But it was like “Oh let’s put out 10,000 tickets to make a lot of money but let the fans do all the work any pay for it all.” It’s like DT saying “Let’s build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.” It’s ridicilous. Oh and “let’s sell tickets to an event that has no date so the people who buy live tickets won’t even know if they can watch it.” I mean, seriously? Real “geniuses” at work. Smh! And even though it was clear it will never work and people kept complaining and sending in suggestions, they just ignored it all. And then they did the VIP VV (that was supposed to be a treat for those who got their tickets early) unannounced, so that most of the people missed it. So from that point on I was like “Okay, let’s see them doing some work THEMSELVES to sell their events. I’m done. Unless there is some effort coming from YOUR way, I ain’t doing shit!”. I also stopped buying multiple tickets and I stopped buying VIP. If they don’t put in any effort, why should I? They’re the ones with a company trying to sell a product, not me. I don’t go to my workplace either expecting my clients to do MY work for me while paying ME. It’s ridicilous. And if you wanna improve your product, listen to your costumers. If they tell you something IS NOT WORKING, do something about it. Don’t ignore them, block them, black list them just because they told you their opinion about your product in the hopes of helping you improve it. And for god’s sake don’t be RUDE to them and tell them they should be grateful they got anything at all even though they PAID for the product and dont tell them to fuck off if they dont like it. Well, unless you wanna lose all your costumers. In that case, go ahead. 

And then there was the whole Joker thing with the used condoms and dildos and all his Joker antics. his whole “method actor” bullshit while frolicking around with models, while going rock climbing, while sending pics of himself in Joker makeup to models only to have it leaked and almost ruining things for WB. His antics were disgusting and not funny and if you claim to be a method actor and those stupid antics were needed as a part of your “method acting” then BE a method actor and don’t fuck around with young models or go rock climbing. At least stick to your story then and act like it. 

Which leads to the next problem. His words and actions not matching. Being fake. Lying during interviews. “Be who you wanna be, be different”. Well, why don’t you start with yourself and take your own advice, J? If barely legal underweight girls are your thing and you can’t even be friends with anyone who doesn’t look like a model or isn’t much younger than you are, then be that. If that’s who you are, fine. So be it. If vapid models with half a brain cell are the company you prefer and want around you, it’s okay. But in that case don’t try to speak about women’s rights and about having respect for strong women or any of women’s issues. Keep your mouth shut. And don’t try to hide it and act like that’s not who you are. People are not dumb. So don’t assume they are and treat them like they are. Just because everyone around you are stupid, doesn’t mean the rest of us are, thank you very much. 

Then Gucci came into the picture. Gucci this, Gucci that. Gucci, Gucci, Gucci. I AM SICK OF GUCCI! We get that you are the face of Gucci and friends with AM. But can you not shove Gucci down our throats 24/7, thank you very much. And shut up about “no one’s making any money here” and quit the “struggling artist” act. Please. When youre wearing an outfit that costs more than my whole month’s salary. Go fuck yourself. And if you raise your prices, I expect a stellar product. I expect to get my money’s worth. If I pay thousands to go to Camp MARS, I expect MARS to put some effort into it. Have activities with fans, interact with them. You have the whole weekend. You’re literally booked for the whole weekend. It’s YOUR “festival”. So do the work. And if you sell your camp packages by promising to play new music, then do that and don’t do false advertising, if you’re not intending to play new songs. And can you please tear yourself away from your freeloaders for ONE weekend  and concentrate on your work, thanks. Also, if you’re going to do a show and people paid thousands to see it, can you please rehearse so you actually know the lyrics to your own songs. I don’t come to shows to listen to the fans sing. I come to hear YOU sing. And play. That’s if the band even bothers to show up. 

I could go on and on but what finally made me go “I have had it!” was him disappearing from sm and only coming on when he needs something from us. When he only remembered he has fans when he wanted our votes or our money or  needed us to do PR for him. And him lying the whole time. Can you take things seriously for once and quit being immature and actually say what you mean for once. And do what you say. Don’t expect us to believe you and feel sorry for you if you say your back hurts soooo much, but instead of taking care of it,  you’re flying around long distance to go to fashion shows and to unnecessarily go to some art gallery for a day and when you can go rock climbing with your kittens. Same thing goes for your knee.Don’t go on sm to whine about it to get attention and do ice baths in trash cans and  come on stage wth a cane when you then after two songs take off your knee brace and jump around. 

The last drop for me was the lies about the new album. the ten millionth “#soon. The "we’re 80% done” for 2 years straight. The “We’re finishing the album today” only to tell us two weeks later that he’s working on the lyrics on the first single. Only to tell us the album isn’t even done. At some point it stops being funny and becomes pathetic. Come tease us about a new album WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ALBUM: And dont go around talking about how “exhausted” you are now that you finished ONE SONG. In FOUR years. Seriously, dude! Have you lost touch with reality completely?! Do you actually even know what HARD WORK and REALLY being exhausted from working is like? You need to get out in the real world more, dude. Stop hanging out with your freeloaders whose only job is to go from one vacation to another and lay around by the pool all day or who get dressed by other people and their only job is to look pretty in pictures. That’s not hard work. Neither is doing one song in four years. That’s just insulting.  And if your staff can’t get even one lyric video right, it’s time to finally take a look at your staff and start hiring professionals. How hard is it to get a LYRIC video with two verses right? You write the lyrics down, the person doing the lyric video writes them on the video and reads it through. Another person looks at the LYRICS video when it’s done and compares the lyrics to proofread. Boom. Done. Don’t need to be a genius to do that. 

I don’t know what happened to J. If the Oscar and the millions he got from the Joker role went to his head and his ego got too inflated and he got lazy, because why work when you can make money by doing nothing? Or if he completely lost touch with reality after hanging out too much  with the type of people he does and since he’s dressed head to toe in Gucci and no doubt gets it all for free, he thinks everyone can afford to throw around thousands. Or he just was a shallow douchebag who is full of himself before too and he just played another Oscar worthy role…the “Oscar J” role…and people fell for that PR campaign. And now the real J is coming out again? I don’t know. 

For me to be able to like J again, he needs a huge piece of humble pie. Tone done the attitude. You’re not above everyone else J. You’re not the center of everyone’s universe. You’re not THAT important and you definitely are NOT “different” than most in HW. In fact, you’re pretty much a cliche. So stop acting like you’re “all that”. You’re not. Tone down the Gucci. Seriously. We’re sick of it. Start hanging out with smart people. You’ll be surprised how inspiring smart people actually are. And yeah, most of them don’t look like models, but the good news is you don’t have to sleep with them. You can actually just be friends with people. That’s if you can bear to breathe the same air as someone who is normal weight or, god forbid, overweight. Get involved in your community. If you actually care for the environment or for animals so much, prove it. Letting your interns RT a tweet or two does not count as being “active”. And if you write a “protest song”, please do show with your ACTIONS that you care about things BEFORE writing said song and conveniently using a current unrest to sell it. Stop lying. Seriously. We’re not dumb. Be who you are, whatever it is. But ffs STOP LYING about who you are!!!!!! Put some effort into your work again. Focus. You once did. We want that J back.

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Extremely well said, anon.

I found myself nodding and agreeing all the way through.

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Disclaimer: Red vs Blue and related characters are the property of Rooster Teeth. Warnings: Language, Canon-typical violence Pairings: Tuckington, Chex Rating: T Synopsis: [Hero Time Sequel] After the events of Hero Time, the city and Blood Gulch are prepared for the true return of superheroes in a big way. But while Washington is attempting to adjust to a new relationship and a new living arrangement, the call of new heroes and a new mayor mean major changes for his professional life as well as his personal one. How will the balance of values fare when his new partners come to test everything he’s made of.

A/N: Gah, always late. I’m a broken record. But you could say that we have some forward motion with this chapter, eh? Ehhhhh? Maybe not. Whatevs. 

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The Balancing Act

Back before things became public and Wash felt himself on call twenty-four-seven, he and Tucker had devised a communication of sticky notes that, to some, would seem archaic in nature at that point. Items needed from the store. Times to meet the following day. And who was going to be babysitting Junior if/when Wash needed to pick him up.

Downright domesticated sort of things that Washington had taken for granted at the time.

Of course, right around the time he was beginning to miss those simplicities, he was met with a giant, pink sticky note on the window of his apartment — his strangely closed window — that read simply ‘Your Locked Out >: (“

Wash pulled the note from the window and leered at it for a moment. “He could’ve at least gotten the right you’re,” he said before cupping a hand over his visor and peering into the window for any sign of life on the other side.

He was really too tired to go all the way around the apartment building, up the stairs, and go through the lengthy process of identification through the new security system that Church had fashioned them with.

There was also the (fairly large) chance that Church was being a chucklefuck and never put him in the new system to begin with. That was something that would have been right up the robot’s alley.

Fortunately for Wash, that was an answer still left for another time, as instead there was a clacking noise from the window a few feet away from his own that got Wash’s attention. He looked that way just before the window came open and Junior’s long neck stuck out, his head looking in Wash’s way as he honked.

“You’re going to let me in the easy way?” Wash asked, dexterously leaping from one seal to the other. “Your father might consider that treason at this point. And I don’t even know what made him mad this time.”

The alien child stopped and looked Wash in the face at that statement. He then let out a low growl and slammed the window shut right in front of Wash.

Wash blinked in surprise.

After a few moments of hanging from Junior’s window, utterly stunned, Washington began to feel the strain on his hands from his hold and began glancing back and forth from his own bedroom window to the child’s bedroom window. He was going to have to make a snap judgment, eventually, on where to go forward.

Still, he decided to press his luck and knock on Junior’s window instead.

Fortunately, Junior responded immediately by opening the window again.

“Sometimes adults get confused and things that should seem pretty obvious aren’t so obvious to them. We get kind of dumb like that when we’re old,” he informed the younger, want-to-be hero. “So I didn’t mean to make it sound like it was your dad who was being ridiculous by being mad. I — the grown man in full spandex hanging from a window — am the one who is ridiculous. And I’m sorry I wasn’t clearer about that.”

Junior swiftly let out an appreciable, cooing noise and widened the window before stepping back and giving Wash room to enter his apartment.

Their apartment, Wash quickly corrected himself before slipping in.

“Thank you,” Wash said gently before rubbing his wrists and palms tenderly as he took a good, long look around the room. It seemed like no matter how often he stepped within it, he found himself surprised by the amount of hero worship that Junior still had. The posters, the piles of well loved comics. Merchandise, t-shirts thrown about the room. The lines between fictional tales and the real super heroics of their world was worn fairly thin there.

It did not help that the most common among the heroes featured in the room had increasingly become Wash himself.

Junior stared at him, mandibles clicking in a suspicious manner that Washington only partially caught onto the meaning of after a few long moments of awkward.

“You’re actually still mad at me… or your father’s still mad at me,” Wash surmised from the glares he was receiving.

Less than impressed, Junior leaped from the floor to his bed and bounced toward his alarm clock, pointing out the hour.

“I’m… not spending enough time with you both?” Wash tried to extrapolate.

With another roll of his eyes and a bounce that landed him into a sitting position on the edge of the bed, Junior reached for just beneath his mattress and produced the self-made cape that he commonly wore at training sessions.

Training sessions which Wash had mostly not been heading himself anymore sense ‘diversifying’ his responsibilities.

“I can’t imagine that’s something that would upset your father,” Wash pointed out. “Tucker’s worried when I take you out for training in… well, public. So I get why you’re upset, but you’re not helping with why he is.”

For a moment, Junior’s mandibles clicked and quivered in thought before he snapped his fingers and reached for the rest of his costume — which was suspiciously easily on hand — and began to pull the costume completely together. He then stood beside Wash, hands on his hips, proudly posing.

Scratching at his scruff, Wash wondered when he was going to be as good at reading Junior’s meaning as Tucker was. If ever.

Junior growled and then pointed adamantly toward the window, tugging on Washington’s glove as he did so.

“What? You’ll… tell me why your dad’s mad if we patrol together?” Wash tried, furrowing his brows. “That’s not much of a trade off.”

He meant his words, but as they came tumbling out, Wash could see the glint in Junior’s eyes. Perhaps, to the child, spending a one-on-one patrol with his personal hero, with his for-all-intents-and-purposes stepfather, was worth the leverage of solving a current spat.

“Okay,” Wash conceded. “But we’re going to be careful, and we’re going to be sneaky about it, alright? Because no matter what I did to get Tucker angry, it will not be worth the anger I’m going to be getting from him the second he learns I took a four year old with me to punch some bad guys.”

The child didn’t seem to mind any of the words except for punch some bad guys at which point he began bouncing around and excitedly honking.

Alarmed, Washington rushed forward and partially covered Junior’s mouth, getting a good chomp from the rows of teeth in response. But once Junior noticed what Wash was doing he nodded excitedly and squirmed out of the hero’s grips. He began climbing onto the window seal sloppily and Washington nearly had a heart attack at that alone and ran forward to grab Junior by the cape and hold him steady.

It was going to be a long patrol.

In a combination of his own exhaustion and attempting to make pace easier for Junior’s shorter stride, Washington made their rooftop journey around the block last a touch longer than was the norm for him. He partially agreed to the arrangement because of the very little likelihood that they would run into any trouble at four thirty in the morning, the sun due to rise sooner than later.

He also agreed to it because even if things did go pear shaped, at the very least they were going to do so at a pace where Wash could quickly disengage from Junior’s side and keep the child clear of real danger.

Junior kept up with Wash at a speed that was genuinely surprising at first. Washington hesitated before quickening their strides just a bit. He apparently had underestimated the speed and agility that Junior had gained already under his training and the limited teamwork training there had been between Junior and the teenagers Kimball and Doyle had saddled him with.

“Your form has improved amazingly,” he said out loud finally, earning a pleased coo from Junior. “Do you think the others have nearly as much potential as you?”

At that, the child let out a snort and shook his head before shrugging. Then he got cocky and began doing some fancy footwork on the ledge of the building they were currently on.

“Alright, easy now,” Wash said warmly, grabbing Junior by the cape and pulling him more toward the center after an uncomfortable lurch had set in his stomach. “No need to make more trouble for your dad.”

The thought of that made a laugh for Junior and he pulled away from Wash’s grip before leaping to the distant ledge overlooking the roads of Blood Gulch. He then sat on his haunches, looking over like a gargoyle.

A true natural at the pose, really.

Washington strolled over to Junior’s side and looked with him over the city, arms crossed, when he noticed a few posters he could have sworn were not there a week before. Large cut outs with cheesy stars and stripes, big thumbs up — and two familiar superhero cutouts just behind it.

Narrowing his eyes, Wash dropped his arms from their crossed position and squinted at it all. “Are those…” he said lowly while Junior cackled below him. “Those are three life sized cut outs of me, Felix, and Mayor-elect Kimball. She’s using us for advertisements. I didn’t agree to that!”

Junior continued to cackle beside him, earning a look of ire.

“Just laugh it up, see who gets an allowance when they’re older,” Wash threatened only half-heartedly before tapping the kid’s shoulder. “Stay here, I’ll be right back with something for your collection.”

At that notion, Junior nearly leaped up and called out in excitement. But Wash wasn’t watching him, instead leaping down and, as always, landing on his feet as he reached the pavement below. He could hear Junior clapping.

“Sarcasm at four,” Wash muttered, crossing the road to where the cut outs were. “We’re going to have a problem when he’s a teenager.” He stopped on the sidewalk and took a deep breath. His heart was pounding and he had to truly think back on his words before realizing why.

It had slipped out so easily, but it was such a huge thing and it could not have been dignified with such a lackadaisical musing.

He said we and he meant them and suddenly Wash remembered what their fight was about.

“Fuck,” Wash said, running his hand through his hair. “My personal life and my hero life are too messy, I’ve not made any lines. Tucker and I are never talking about the same things because everything bleeds over and I think maybe my value systems are circling the drain. Fuck. I had a more honest conversation with Church than I had with the man I’m sleeping with.” He paused, then again, for good measure, “Fuck.”

When Wash gathered his thoughts up enough to look in front of him again, he was met by his own smiling face standing supportively behind Kimball. He couldn’t help the natural glare.

“What are you smiling about? You don’t have your shit together either,” he told the cut out before grabbing it and yanking it forcefully from the display.

Turning around, Wash was ready to cross the street back to where Junior should have been up on the rooftop, but instead he was met by the sight of Junior already down on the ground level, waving at him.

Flustered and surprised, Wash looked up, then back down, then up and then back at Junior. “How did you—“

Junior blarghed and leaped higher than possible for any four year old human and landed squarely on his feet.

“Well, why? You’re just going to have to get up on the rooftop again when I come over,” Wash scolded before Junior honked and pointed behind Wash. “What? I don’t get what you…” He then glanced over his shoulder and saw the Felix cut out. “Oh. Of course you want them both.”

Looking back across the street Wash rubbed at his neck with his free hand. He knew Junior wasn’t fully aware of the situation from the park the other day but it was still awkward as hell to think there would be a life size cut out of Felix in the apartment. “Junior, are you sure you want—“

Before Washington could fully finish his words, however, he saw that Junior was crossing the street bounding toward him. At four to five in the morning, that normally would not have been much cause for alarm, but for that moment, Wash’s cat-like senses bristled him from head to toe and he could hear zooming in from the distance a car.

“Junior!” he screamed out before diving after his stepson, shielding him with a bear hug just before his shoulder blade hit the corner of the car.

He was obscenely familiar with how these things usually worked out and was ready to tuck into a roll that would protect Junior and shield his own vitals as they rolled over the hood of the vehicle. But it never really came.

Washington felt the catch of his suit being grabbed by the neckline and his whole body being sent in a whirl of motion toward the other side of the street.

Before he could even blink, Wash was rolling with Junior into the remaining cut outs, breaking Felix’s in half.

Groaning, Wash rubbed at his head and looked up — noticing the wisp of red hair just before flinching at the screeching of car tires and someone laying on the horn.

“Tex, you have either the best or the worst timing. Ever. Of all…” he stopped mid sentence as he finally got a full look at the person before them. “You’re not Tex.”

The woman adjusted her goggles. “What? Surely some time travel didn’t make everyone forget Carolina, Washington. I was only you team leader, after all.”

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When I graduated, I took an interest in law apply, and that i made a decision to give the Exam for the reason that I believe it will eventually get alot more and much more problematic. nevertheless it should be fair.I think that the correction for the second section exams, which happens to be subjective, is ambiguous.The assessments are difficult, these are not middleman.You can get lots of lousy schools and also the condition must get accountability, to judge additional and to advance their level to forestall consumers from shelling out 5 years researching after which not with the ability to enter the job.Nevertheless the proof within the Get will need to exist yes, I believe even all professions ought to have a similar evaluation.I went on the second attempt.I double-takeed and that i believe that which was important to immediate my studies for the test, but it's to paint critical subjects even because the courses are superficial. For me, the person's mind-set on the day of the test also counts m The second time I took the exam, I used to be very calm, I used to be able to consider far better and did every thing. "   I do the full approach, I just really do not indicator   "I concluded the Regulation system in 2008 and have currently supplied the Purchase Test 3 instances, but I was not permitted. I belonged into the team defending the test, but after i experienced obtain with the wonderful thoughts and opinions within the Deputy Legal professional Normal Rodrigo Janot Monteiro de Barros, who asked for his unconstitutionality, I confess that i changed my head (the point of view was sent for the Federal Supreme Court, which evaluation this 12 months). In my last examination, the OAB demanded inside the next section an item that even the judiciary would not need with the lawyers, the lawful basis citation (the document of legislation) to instruct the answers for the experienced exercise take a look at. I shed two.8 details on account of that in a race really worth 10 factors. I am absolutely certain which i am in good shape and capable to defend someone. I do the entire method, I just usually do not signal. An alternative colleague signs. The OAB has elevated the degree of issues relatively compared to the time for resolution. I invested 4 hours performing only the piece and continue to experienced the essay queries with letters a, b, c. In exercise, the law firm has at a minimum 5 days to produce a bit. I recognize that the a great deal more you research, the more you question oneself and question. And it is a whole lot of 'banana peel' they put you to definitely slip. Very a whole lot ambiguity, two-way troubles. There are actually various details of perspective in legislation and you simply never know which inspecting financial institution to abide by. I'm talking to our colleagues: we're not researching to work at NASA. "

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To determine even more drop by curso para passar na oab   See reports and what college students and regulation pupils assume:   Norma Desireé Barbosa Fortini, 27, celebrates graduation together with her husband, but can not get an OAB   I have a legislation degree from PUC-RS, but I deliver the results for a specialist at Natura I did the OAB test four days, but I didn't go through towards the 2nd phase particularly just about. Skipped two or three hits. It truly is tricky to have a task only by having a degree, since they want the lawyer's or trainee's license. Even a law graduate from PUC-RS, I give good results for a specialist for Natura, earning R$ 500. The marketplace can be quite saturated in Porto Alegre and has workplaces that shell out below a least salary. With each and every disapproval we use out and decreased our self-esteem. I come across myself a dumb human being, but I am not, as a result of I did 5 years of good higher education, graduation job and defense with banking. Being a stockbroker, he needed to accomplish clearly. I concluded the PUC-RS shelling out R$ one,250 regular monthly (while not a scholarship will be R$ 2,500). I've capacity, I do know the content, nevertheless the trouble within the exam is very wonderful. They make an assessment to pass as very few consumers as you can. It happens to be on the standard of a community contest, when it ought to only attest that you've got a chance to advocate. Will never stop trying. I need a public defender, community prosecutor, I want being a choose. It is my aspiration and that i will get there. But for this I need to advocate for a minimum of two several years. I got expecting while in the previous year of college and right now I've a small daughter to lift. I would like to emphasis on my experiments to pass this blessed examination, but it can be hard to focus on missing diapers for your personal daughter. " Norma Desireé Barbosa Fortini, 27 many years previous, retains a bachelor's degree in Legislation, graduated in 2009 from PUC-RS   The OAB portfolio is no ensure that you simply will make bucks   "I am retired, former metalworker and nowadays I perform as authentic estate broker. I made a decision to try and do Legislation given that I required to possess a greater level. The study course will help me in my present occupation, with the documentation aspect, to make clear the civil community for that consumers. I have to do the following OAB exam, which happens to be open up, but I you should not agree while using the examination. They would like to examine my 5 years of college in two examinations. I've far better economic disorders than lots of classmates, but I find the fee abusive. For me the exam is nickel-hunter and is not going to enable us in any way. The lower level of approval of Uniban does not worry me. On this final dilemma, I learned that 4 with the 100 pupils in my class have passed. I do think a lot of people tend not to desire to be considered a law firm. Everyone knows that the OAB portfolio is no warranty that it will make cash. "   Once a few unsuccessful attempts to acquire the Order's file, Rafael Alencastro Moll, 25, is undertaking course.   “I've been in the place of work for four many years and had a little something on the test I have hardly ever witnessed. I've worked in a law business considering the fact that I began higher education. I listened to every person say it was problematic, nonetheless it was only once i began to take the checks that i understood how troublesome they certainly have been. I have tried using three occasions. In all, I appear near, but I usually do not attain the grade to maneuver for the 2nd stage. There's lots on the check that we don't see in faculty right, they are receiving lots of data that we do not genuinely use in observe. I've been inside the business office 4 ages in the past and there was a thing there which i rarely observed. I had not undertaken university, but now I am working on it. You'll find it supporting quite a bit. I do think which the Exam of Purchase is critical to provide a particular one, you can find many individuals unprepared for there. You will discover numerous colleges that are not substantial. The exam really should consider the applicant, but I feel they may be executing in excess of that, pretty much a contest. "

To learn a great deal more info see simulado oab     I examined at Unip and handed initial   "I graduated past 12 months and passed the first consider at the OAB exam. I was blessed and i could also rely on the loved ones. My father and mom are attorneys, I interned in their offices, and that i experienced the aid to generally be capable to dedicate myself totally to my scientific studies. I do think other professions applicable with the public interest, such as Engineering and Medicine, ought to have an OAB evaluation. The exam costs a great deal of decoreba belonging to the legislation and will need a tiny more legal evaluation. My college or university does not have an excellent passing fee, nonetheless it has good instructors, really good bodily construction, an geared up library, and i had obtain to each of the guides I required to write my monograph. "   In my day, it was not needed to have a break. Today, the exam is a lot more troublesome.   "I took the OAB test when I completed university, and i passed to start with. I took the initial exam of Cespe (Center for Assortment and Advertising of Activities, accountable for the analysis until finally 2009), which was well prepared by Vunesp, because of the annulment of examination 134. The take a look at is made up specifically in what you do not know in college or university, fewer in São Francisco (Law-USP), whose target could be the humanistic formation for the jurist. The information on the dogmatic matters, for purposes of community examinations and use while in the specialized profession, is fruit of your software belonging to the university student, and usually will probably be. USP varieties jurists with free, independent considering. On the other hand, the downside of San Francisco will be the lack of didactics of some teachers, who can not transmit basic knowledge belonging to the subjects, regardless of really being superior professionals. In my day, it had been not necessary to have a crack. These days, I feel the check is more complicated, demanding a great deal more specific education. The assessment need to be maintained considering that, in the lawful point of view, there is no offense versus the Constitution. From a practical standpoint, the examination prevents semi-literates from entering a vocation wherein creating capabilities and common knowledge of legislation are vital. And thru evaluation these demands are usually confirmed. It's not like in medication, wherever the professional has passed a evidence of home. A bachelors diploma in legislation really ought to be examined previously being able to apply legislation. " Riccardo Napoli, 26, an attorney graduated through the University of São Paulo (USP) in 2007. João Paulo Gonçalvez did a two-year program and passed the second try in the OAB   The proof should exist, nonetheless it has to be fair.   "I still will not know if I'm going to be a lawyer, mainly because I continually wished to become a delegate." When I graduated, I got interested in law exercise, and i chose to provide the Exam as a result of I believe it will eventually get more and much more troublesome. but it have to be fair.I think which the correction of your 2nd period checks, which happens to be subjective, is ambiguous.The exams are problematic, they can be now not middleman.There are countless awful faculties as well as state has to acquire responsibility, to guage more and to improve their degree to avoid people today from expending 5 years studying and afterwards not being able to enter the career.However the evidence within the Buy need to exist yes, I feel even all professions should have a similar examination.I went about the next endeavor.I double-takeed and that i suppose which was crucial to immediate my studies to the test, but it's to paint vital subjects even because the classes are superficial. For me, the person's state of mind over the working day of the examination also counts m The second time I took the test, I was particularly quiet, I was equipped to think significantly better and did anything. "   I do the whole process, I just really do not sign   "I completed the Law training course in 2008 and possess now given the Buy Exam 3 moments, but I had been not approved. I belonged for the group defending the examination, but once i experienced entry towards the excellent point of view for the Deputy Attorney Basic Rodrigo Janot Monteiro de Barros, who asked for his unconstitutionality, I confess which i altered my intellect (the feeling was despatched with the Federal Supreme Courtroom, which examination this yr). In my last exam, the OAB demanded on the 2nd section an item that even the judiciary is not going to necessitate from the attorneys, the authorized basis citation (the document of law) to instruct the solutions into the experienced follow take a look at. I misplaced two.eight factors on account of that inside a race well worth ten points. I'm fully convinced that i am in good shape and capable to defend someone. I do the complete approach, I just tend not to signal. Another colleague symptoms. The OAB has heightened the diploma of problems fairly in comparison to the time for resolution. I expended 4 hrs accomplishing just the piece and even now had the essay doubts with letters a, b, c. In observe, the law firm has at a minimum 5 times for making a piece. I notice the more you study, the greater you issue on your own and speculate. And it's a good deal of 'banana peel' they put you to slip. Way too substantially ambiguity, two-way difficulties. There are unique factors of look at in regulation so you usually do not know which examining lender to adhere to. I'm conversing with our colleagues: we're not learning to work at NASA. "

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To discover extra check out curso para passar na oab   See studies and what pupils and legislation pupils assume:   Norma Desireé Barbosa Fortini, 27, celebrates graduation along with her husband, but can not get an OAB   I have a regulation degree from PUC-RS, but I operate as being a specialist at Natura I did the OAB test 4 occasions, but I did not undergo towards second period very almost. Missed two or a few hits. It happens to be tough to have a profession only with a diploma, for the reason that they want the lawyer's or trainee's license. Even a legislation graduate from PUC-RS, I operate like a specialist for Natura, earning R$ 500. The industry is rather saturated in Porto Alegre and it has places of work that spend less than a bare minimum wage. With every single disapproval we don out and decrease our self-esteem. I obtain myself a dumb individual, but I am not, considering that I did five years of excellent faculty, graduation deliver the results and protection with banking. As being a stockbroker, he had to conduct effectively. I completed the PUC-RS paying out R$ one,250 once a month (with no a scholarship can be R$ 2,five hundred). I've proficiency, I realize the material, even so the problems on the exam may be very terrific. They make an assessment to pass as couple many people as you possibly can. Its with the standard of a public contest, when it have to only attest you have the ability to advocate. Is not going to give up. I need a community defender, community prosecutor, I would like to get a choose. This is often my aspiration and that i can get there. But for this I would like to advocate for at least two many years. I received pregnant on the past calendar year of school and right now I have a little daughter to lift. I want to emphasis on my reports to go this blessed check, but you'll find it tough to aim on lacking diapers to your daughter. " Norma Desireé Barbosa Fortini, 27 a long time aged, retains a bachelor's diploma in Legislation, graduated in 2009 from PUC-RS   The OAB portfolio is no guarantee you will make bucks   "I am retired, former metalworker and these days I do the job as realistic estate broker. I decided to complete Legislation since I desired to possess a greater degree. The class helps me in my present-day profession, from the documentation piece, to clarify the civil community with the customers. I need to do the following OAB examination, that is certainly open up, but I never concur aided by the exam. They wish to assess my five years of college in two tests. I've more effective financial conditions than countless classmates, but I discover the pace abusive. For me the examination is nickel-hunter and is not going to assistance us in the slightest degree. The low level of approval of Uniban would not issue me. Within this past situation, I uncovered that four of the one hundred students in my course have handed. I think most of the people don't need to be considered a attorney. Everybody knows which the OAB portfolio is no assurance that it will earn money. "   After three unsuccessful tries to obtain the Order's report, Rafael Alencastro Moll, 25, is engaging in class.   “I've been in the business office for 4 decades and experienced anything about the test I have certainly not seen. I've worked at a legislation business because I started out higher education. I heard anyone say it was complicated, nonetheless it was only once i began to go ahead and take exams which i recognized how very difficult they genuinely were. I've tried using three occasions. In all, I arrive shut, but I don't get to the quality to move into the second phase. There's an awful lot within the take a look at that we don't see in higher education best, they're finding lots of facts that we do not genuinely use in practice. I've been inside the office environment 4 yrs back and there was one thing there which i under no circumstances observed. I'd not accomplished university, but now I am executing it. It really is assisting a great deal. I feel the Exam of Buy is crucial to give a specific 1, you will find many individuals unprepared for there. You'll find a large number of schools that aren't really serious. The examination need to examine the applicant, but I believe they are simply doing much more than that, almost a contest. "

To understand additional points see curso para passar na oab     I examined at Unip and passed first of all   "I graduated very last 12 months and handed the main make an effort in the OAB exam. I used to be blessed and i could also count on the household. My father and mother are attorneys, I interned in their offices, and that i experienced the assist being able to dedicate myself totally to my reports. I think other careers applicable to the community fascination, for instance Engineering and Medication, should have an OAB examination. The exam fees an awful lot of decoreba of the law and will demand a small extra authorized assessment. My faculty does not have a fantastic passing pace, nevertheless it has really good academics, beneficial bodily construction, an equipped library, and i experienced entry to many of the guides I needed to publish my monograph. "   In my day, it had been not required to take a split. Currently, the check is more tricky.   "I took the OAB test once I completed university, and that i handed initial. I took the main exam of Cespe (Centre for Variety and Advertising of Functions, liable for the analysis right until 2009), which was prepared by Vunesp, on account of the annulment of examination 134. The take a look at is composed precisely in anything you will not understand in college, fewer in São Francisco (Law-USP), whose concentration is definitely the humanistic formation belonging to the jurist. The understanding within the dogmatic matters, for functions of community exams and use within the pro occupation, is fruit for the software belonging to the student, and always could be. USP kinds jurists with zero cost, independent believing. About the other hand, the downside of San Francisco could be the insufficient didactics of some instructors, who can not transmit simple knowledge belonging to the topics, despite being good pros. In my working day, it had been not necessary to have a crack. Right now, I believe the exam is more tricky, demanding far more precise knowledge. The assessment ought to be managed given that, within the lawful perspective, you will find no offense from the Structure. From a sensible standpoint, the evaluation stops semi-literates from entering a job wherein crafting abilities and basic awareness of law are important. And through examination these needs is often verified. It is not like in drugs, just where the professional has handed a evidence of residence. A bachelors diploma in regulation really really should be tested just before having the ability to apply legislation. " Riccardo Napoli, 26, an attorney graduated in the University of São Paulo (USP) in 2007. João Paulo Gonçalvez did a two-year course and passed the 2nd attempt over the OAB   The evidence should exist, however it must be honest.   "I nonetheless tend not to know if I am likely to be a lawyer, because I consistently desired being a delegate." Soon after I graduated, I got interested in legislation practice, and that i chose to give the Exam mainly because I believe it can get more and much more problematic. but it surely ought to be reasonable.I think the correction within the next stage exams, that's subjective, is ambiguous.The checks are troublesome, they can be no longer middleman.You can find several awful schools and also the state has to get obligation, to evaluate much more also to enhance their degree to circumvent consumers from investing five years learning then not being able to enter the career.But the proof for the Purchase ought to exist certainly, I feel even all professions must have an identical assessment.I went within the second attempt.I double-takeed and that i believe that which was essential to direct my studies for the examination, but it is to paint crucial subjects even because the courses are superficial. For me, the person's way of thinking to the day on the exam also counts m The second time I took the test, I used to be rather tranquil, I had been ready to suppose significantly better and did every thing. "   I do the entire method, I just never indication   "I completed the Regulation program in 2008 and possess already presented the Purchase Test three situations, but I was not authorized. I belonged with the group defending the test, but when i had obtain towards terrific judgment for the Deputy Legal professional Basic Rodrigo Janot Monteiro de Barros, who requested for his unconstitutionality, I confess that i improved my thoughts (the viewpoint was sent for the Federal Supreme Court, which examination this yr). In my past test, the OAB demanded from the next period something that even the judiciary isn't going to involve in the lawyers, the lawful foundation citation (the write-up of legislation) to instruct the answers into the qualified observe check. I lost 2.eight factors on account of that within a race worth ten factors. I am wholly persuaded that i am suit and ready to protect someone. I do the full process, I just usually do not indication. Yet another colleague indicators. The OAB has greater the degree of difficulties instead when compared to the time for resolution. I used 4 hrs carrying out just the piece and continue to had the essay queries with letters a, b, c. In observe, the attorney has at least five days to generate a chunk. I recognise that the even more you analyze, the more you question oneself and surprise. And it is a large amount of 'banana peel' they put you to definitely slip. Far too a good deal ambiguity, two-way issues. You'll find completely different points of check out in law and you simply do not know which examining financial institution to follow. I am speaking with our colleagues: we are not finding out to work at NASA. "

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