#although this cat is helping me not obsess over men tho

[roguestarsailor]

Ok I’m not getting a pet. I can’t do it. I literally can’t sleep well because this cat I’m cat sitting constantly is shifting around at night and really likes to crawl under my blankets as I’m sleeping and it’s keeping me up. Like I’m already sensitive to the garbage collecting noises around me but this also drives me crazy 😭.

Right now, I woke up at 4am because I heard her shuffling around and she zoomed toward my bed for pets but as I touch her I feel something wet on my hands and of course it’s her poop!!!!!!!! Then I went to the kitchen area to wash my hands and I’m hit with the NASTIEST RANCID smell and I unlid the liter box and welp she doesn’t cover it up. So I did and the smell hits me even harder and I literally wanted to die holy fuck. I cant eat in my kitchen area anymore. Absolutely disgusting and I’m not sure what to do about this!

Learning a hard lesson and I still have her for another four days 😭. I’ll miss her ultimately I know it but I want my old life back!!! I don’t want to wake up at 4am to clean up cat poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to sleep bruv!!!!!!

[wooahaes]

sunflowers are gorgeous, my step dad is growing a few, i'll get some photos for you!!! 💛💛💛

i've been rewatching a lot of gose lately, it cheers me up and gets me through an anxiety day or if i have a bad work day <33 he's so good as mafia!!! <3 although the one ep where he's mafia and seungkwan is the police and he checks hoshi, learns that he's the mafia and then gets killed IS SO HEARTBREAKING GRR 😂😂😂😂 POOR KWANNIE >.<

okay now i'm trapped between hoshi and jihoon, i read a few jihoon fics this morning and then watched a few compilations and now i'm STUCK BETWEEN THEM AAAAAA

i am definitely that person too, esp if it's something genuinely hilarious. you laugh at something funny and then someone's laugh just sets you back off again 😭😭😭

omg wait no that would be completely chaotic, i don't think anyone other than cheol is equipped to deal with how chaotic svt are <33

i love hsm so much you don't understand </3 i want to erase my memory of hsm and watch them all over again i'm OBSESSED :o i'm being biased here bc he's my url but i just want to have a day out with seungkwan, i just think it would be the most fun </3 we can both be so savage and i feel like our personalities are so similar <3

omg yes yes, LEE KNOW PLS, him and his cats are so beautiful to me!!! 🥰 my s/o and i have two cats together, he gets SOOOOO flustered over baby animals! when he sees bunnies, his voice goes so high pitched and he screams "BUNNYYYYY" 😍😍😍😍

you just can't help but bias the whole group tbh <3 they're my favourite group. i've actually had the same favourite artist for the last 18 years which are a band called mcfly but i think svt have taken that number one spot in my heart. i've been wrestling with the both of them since i first listened to svt 6 years ago but nah, i think svt have my whole entire heart <3333

hiii heather sorry for taking forever to reply to this!! i literally panicked when i came to reply bc i thought it got deleted somehow :(

omg please do!! i’d love to see them <3

one day i will just... sit back and watch gose and tmap and probs the different skz stuff. is that from one of the TTT eps? i think i remember that one lol

oh big mood lol i literally switch between wonwoo n vernon based on the day. i am soft for them <3 but honestly all of svt bias wrecks me depending on the day. i think its usually dino and cheol like... most often (dino’s humor <3 i just love how he clowns the others sometimes lmao and cheol’s... everything tbh i love that man), but it really just depends on what they’re doing lol

sometimes i laugh too hard to the point where i go completely silent and it hurts lmao i did have someone go “stop STOP, UR KILLING HER” once in response to me silently crying w laughter

it’d be chaotic but i still want to see it fskhfdf like. looking at shinee, i’m like... there’s only one person who can handle taemin and it’s onew and even then taemin gets away with a lot lmao

BIG mood tho!! they’re such silly fun movies <3 i love them so much. seungkwan would be fun to have a day out with tbh!! i feel like he’d be fun to talk with esp just bc he’s a sweetie who i think would happily carry convo if ur a lil nervous or listen if ur passionate abt something. honestly i think all of svt would be fun to have a day out with depending on what ur doing? jeonghan n jun would both be good for like... rly chill, laid-back days tbh

also minho and his cats... i legit love them so much. he’s such a good cat dad!! also aww ur s/o sounds so cute!! also pls tell ur kitties that i love them omg <3

idk if i’d call svt my favorite group since i have multiple groups that i love + i think shinee will always rank very highly since they’re genuinely very special to me and i love them a lot. + i’m a softie for both trsr, golcha, and skz!! there are simply so many men i am soft for <3 is this allowed--

[toukenra]

Ok so imagine Shokudaikiri or Ookurikara crushing hard on the Saniwa. How would he try to win her heart? What kind of wingman would the other Dategumi swords be? What if Tsurumaru accidentally spills the beans? How does he die lol? This can be as fluffy or funny as you want it to be :> Thaaaank you

*violently bangs my head on the desk* Can I please switch with this lucky Saniwa? I’d kill to have these handsome men crushing on me ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

I honestly had so much fun working on this (I was giggling a lot while writing this my roommate got kinda irritated haha) so I decided to write both Shoku and Kuri-chan, although they will slightly differ in length. I hope you’re okay with that ;) I just love them so much, can you imagine the amount of death glares Kuri would shoot towards Shoku and Tsuru for trying to ‘help’ him? Thanks for sending this in sweet anon I will make this so fluffy your teeth are going to rot away haha o(*^▽^*)o sorry if this got too long tho

UNDER THE CUT FOR BEING TOO LONG (AGAIN)

Ookurikara

feelings are just a waste of time, and interacting with other people is such a pain, especially when it’s about Mitsutada and Kuninaga

ugh

but somehow you’re different

it’s not that he enjoys your company but let’s say, you’re a little less annoying than the rest because you’re not so noisy and blustering and don’t pester him like the rest of the Dategumi swords

let’s be honest with each other, it would take him a gazillion years to even realize that he has feelings for you

several hints from Shoku later and he’d still deny that what he feels for you is much more than mere toleration

deny until you die

but one day both of you are sitting on the porch, silently enjoying the faint summer heat and each other’s company when you fall asleep and just curl up in his lap

grumpy cat gets bright red but doesn’t dare to move because it might wake you

you just look so peaceful and innocent lying there a soft smile steals its way on his lips

yep, he’s screwed, and not only because Tsurumaru takes a picture of him

let’s face it, there’s no way in hell Tsuru would let his chance slide to tease and embarass him

if looks could kill then poor crane is in a critical condition rn

damn you Kuninaga for wiggling with your eyebrows whenever the Saniwa is near him

and damn you and your cute smile sToP it he doesn’t like that

having feelings is so disgusting how does he get rid of them

the answer is: he doesn’t, they only grow

you are now stuck in his heart

gets even more grumpy and openly avoids you it makes you wonder what you did wrong

Shokudaikiri feels pretty bad for you so he and Taikogane try to sweet talk Kara-chan into confessing but to no avail

Tsurumaru is banned from helping because it’s highly likely that he’d torpedo the whole thing

but when you worriedly ask Tsurumaru why Ookurikara has been avoiding you lately he feels kinda pressured and just stumbles over his own tongue

‘it’s because he thinks you’re cute! that’s why he hates you right now!’

‘he hates me?? what did i do?’

‘no he really likes you, that’s why has been avoiding you..and i probably weren’t supposed to say that but uhm..surprise?’

you def have to make the first move bc there’s no way he’d ever act on his feelings he’s ready to take them to his grave so you corner him afterwards and just kiss him while wrapping your arms around him

if that isn’t clear enough then i don’t know what is

after he has recovered from his mini heart attack (and the sensation of your soft lips) he straight up walks to Kuninaga and kicks him into the next century

he’s just too embarassed to be happy right now 

Shokudaikiri

probably falls for you very fast and very hard

seriously, his love for you could put Kasen’s obsession with elegant and pure clothing to shame

his crush on you is painfully obvious towards everyone but you

like he’s as subtle as a flying prick

wears his best suits all the time

always cooks you your favourite meals 

showers you with compliments 24/7

it’s so obvious, everyone and their mom know it by now

gets somewhat awkward and fidgety around you tho

‘Shokudaikiri isn’t the weather nice today?’

‘Happy birthday’ 

it’s not that he’s afraid of telling you his feelings, it’s just never the perfect moment

Ookurikara is so fed up with him he straight out refuses to be in the same room as both of you 

angrily snarls at him: ‘just tell her already it’s getting annoying’ cue angry stare from Shokudaikiri

‘tell me what?’

*sweats nervously* ‘ah i just wanted to ask you what i should make for dessert’

very smooth 

this is the glory time for Tsurumaru meddling with him though

‘I’ll plan a surprise so big he just has to confess to her’

next day in the kitchen: ‘Mitsu-bou, when are you going to tell Aruji about your feelings?

poor man nearly cuts himself

‘I don’t think this is the right time now. She has a lot of responsibilites and..’

‘Then how longer do I have to wait for you?’

literally freezes on the spot when he sees you coming from behind the fridge

Tsuru has magically vanished into thin air by now

guess he has to bite the bullet now, but seeing the bright smile on your face and the feeling of your soft and pliant lips pressing against his after he finally confesses, fills his heart with so much warmth Tsurumaru is easily forgiven

Saved by the bell little crane

- Mod Pancake 🥞