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HAYLOR 💀
#like I have nothing against harry#but I don't really listen to his music#and don't care much about him#although I hate it when people still ship taylor and harry#they should just grow tf up#shipping real people is weird and creepy af#nell ☕#asked
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James Potter and Aeliana
Thanks for the ask anon :)
Just to re-iterate that I feel such a joy when people show interest in Aeliana and I've answered a lovely anon here. But your ask is still deeply and truly appreciated.
James
Favourite thing about them: What an excellent friend he is to both Sirius and Remus. And his bravery and protectiveness of charging at Voldmort without a want to give Lily and Harry a chance to escape.
Least favourite thing about them: His enjoyment of Peter's deference although we are told he grew out of this.
Favourite line: 'Until the very end' - so simple yet beautiful. I cry everytime I read it.
BrOTP- Sirius
OTP- Lily
nOTP - Regulus- sorry Jegulus shippers (do your thing, I live and let live with ships) but I can see them hating each other and being super jealous over Sirius's affections. Maybe they have great hate s-x lol?
random headcanon - Harry inherits his sweet tooth from James. And James also loved Treacle tart.
song I associate with them- Gold rush by Taylor Swift (also reminds me of Sirius) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz-f9mM3Ms8 and Teenage Kicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PinCg7IGqHg
favorite picture of them- Giblimort's pic of him:
https://giblimort.tumblr.com/post/635589568548274176/lily-take-harry-and-go-its-him-go-run-ill
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The Land That Our Grandchildren Knew (B!Reader x Brian May)
THIS WORK IS PART OF THE ORIGINAL TIMELINE
Requested: NO
Type: SFW, FLUFF ?, ANGST.
Summary: A little glance at life back to normal after Brian and B!Reader get over the cheating scandal.
Warnings: None.
A/N: So this came out of nowhere in my mind. I have struggled with being creative for a while and I just do not know why(?) but here we are! I hope someone out there enjoys reading this one.
*For anyone who does not remember (lol it has been a while): B!Reader (often B!R) is "Brian!Reader", and R!Reader (or R!R) is "Roger!Reader".
“The one thing he did not know was how much I loved him. In a previous life, in a time when things were so much more complicated. When war was splitting us apart and leaving us breathless. Motionless in a world of aggressive turmoil. There was little we could do when everything was amiss. All around us things were blowing up, giving in upon themselves the buildings fell, and the cities died along with their lights and spectacles.
“The love I grew and nurtured for him was the last reminding power of the old Earth, scattered through the cosmos like dust as I searched for him in a ridiculous journey. I did not meet a king in a tiny planet, and I never saw a rose grow on the dry lands of the foreign space countries. We had each other but time made it so that I was here today while he was here yesterday. Today was never ours, today was a promise we believed and ate up and followed with blind eyes until the moment when the sound of truth, deafening and cruel, locked us out of each other’s life. And still, forever, my love for him is true and enduring. Out there, I know he will feel my presence in the air, see me in the clouds, savour me in the smell of rain and grass. He will miss me when the night is cold, and the sound of wind reminds him of my voice… Yes, he will be empty when he hears the silence, the way I will always feel too when I look back at Earth and regret every second spent away from the one who called me Venus.”
The crowd claps and smiles and I see the people in the front look at the books in their hands with expressions of confusion and deep thought. A good reason to write something is to make people wonder, so for B!Reader this one was a success. She had taken so long to finish the manuscript, not that she was being lazy; with the scandal of Brian cheating and the twins taking sides, it was hard to focus on this. This book was not what she intended on writing when she began doing research for it. It started with the Irish War of Independence, she went around Britain meeting historians with much better understanding and knowledge on the topic. It soon turned upside down when the news appeared on every single form of media… Brian’s stunt. She would call it what it was now; he had cheated.
It was hard to get over it. B!Reader took time off with her mother in Scotland, she had taken the kids with her, much to Brian’s displeasure, but he was in no position to complain. When she came back home, she was still defeated by the details. Brian’s lame explanation sounded more like an excuse but even she had to admit that her husband did not have the best track record when it came to women. She was probably the one he had been the most loyal to at that point – even when he had cheated on her once.
So, she tried. They sought professional help. A therapist. First couple’s therapy, and then one-on-one sessions alone. She hated every second of it, which could not have been fun to hear for their therapist. Nothing seemed to be helping, in fact B!Reader talked to a lawyer in secret… but her career was also on the line at that point, and she was desperate for ideas, desperate to reconnect with the only man she ever truly and completely loved. Her manager had the idea, “read some of Brian’s stuff, maybe ask him about his PhD work, maybe he will inspire you and if he doesn’t at least you will have spoken to each other… it’s worth a try”. And so B!R did that, although not in the way her manager had meant. She was stirring her on the direction of reading some of his lyrics not his space dust thesis… Nevertheless, the story began there.
B!R could not understand much, and she wound up spending a lot of time talking about physics and space with her husband. Brian was a patient teacher, she already knew that, but it was now being confirmed to her. He was also happy to be able to go on and on for hours, the topics where his cup of tea, and they had numerous cups of tea too while B!R took notes and began toying with a historical fantasy mix for her next book.
Today she was reading from her favourite chapter in the book. It had been a massive hit; one she could not quite understand. If she was being honest, the book was more like therapy for her than her actual therapy sessions had been. She cried while writing it and poured a lot of emotion into it, which she rarely did. Her writing had always been more …impersonal, presented almost as a sort of biography of fictional characters rather than real moving parts of the imaginary world they were living in.
She had never written such an odd story before, with time skips and a weird space journey concepts implanted in the middle of 1920 Ireland.
“You did great, mum.” A proud Fred wrapped his arm around her middle.
Even though the teen boy was still that, a teenager, he managed to already stand a couple centimetres taller than his own mother.
“Thank you love, did you get anything of that?” She wondered, wrapping her arm around him in the familiar way a mother does.
Arm around his shoulder, soft play of the tender fingers on the dark curls on the back of the head of her “little boy”.
“Nothing at all,” he smiled and shrugged, honesty dripping in shameless glee from his tone. “But that’s the cool part, I don’t think anyone gets it.” The younger of the twins looked at his mother up and down in her bright blue dress. “Except Dad. Was that the point?”
B!Reader looked at her son and inhaled a deep long breath, which she held for a moment. Her brows furrowed and her mouth moved like that of a fish.
“Maybe.” She conceded.
“Hey mum, would you sign my book?” Harry interrupted, bringing along Jazz and a peculiarly uninterested Max.
Harry gave his mother a wide smile and put a copy of her own book in her hands.
“For Harry, please.”
“Dork,” Max rolled his eyes.
He was the only one to admit he had not finished the book yet the previous weekend when Fred mentioned his mother was doing a reading at a local bookstore while they sat by the Taylor’s pool. And he rushed to get through it. Max was not dumb, and he managed to grasp some of the concepts in the complicated plot, although he did not let on to any of his friends.
“Loved the wormhole bits Mrs May.” Max said once Harry had his signed copy reading for Harry with Love. “That dark hole and the speed of dark and light near the end were mind-blowing. I never thought of you as a fantasy writer!”
B!Reader nodded and blushed at the compliments. Max was a lot like Roger in that he did know how to make a girl blush with what appeared to be little effort.
“I am glad you liked it,” she said, a trace of pride in her voice.
“I really wish Darragh and Conor had ended up together,” Jazz voiced from around Harry’s tall lean and awkward teen figure. “They were obviously meant for each other.”
Fred had been in tears when he read the ending of the book. Of course, he would have hoped for his mother’s first queer paring to end together but what that did was echoing life.
“You have to be the eighth person who’s said that to me today.”
R!Reader, Roger and Brian were in a conversation of their own next to the long table B!Reader was about to sit before to meet some fans and sign as many copies of her book as time allowed.
She eyed the silver hair on her husband’s hair, she had been discreet when describing Darragh in her book. A tall, talented, middle-aged, idealist Irish man. A man born in a difficult time. A man who fell in love by mistake, with Conor. A young man described often as immature, who enjoyed a quiet life on board of a spaceship when he got caught up in a black hole and wound up going back hundreds of years and miles into the past. Conor had almost been killed in his attempts of helping his beloved Darragh in fighting what he considered to be hiswar. The battles gave their relationship meaning, although it was never spoken about between them. The adoration was always palpable and present to the last page. Down to the moment when Conor acknowledges that his lover cannot come with him once he finds the way back into his ship, and then it turns into a matter of will. Darragh is revealed to have a similar story, only that… he was left stranded in 1905 with no way back to his ship. “The voice of Venus” was really a metaphor for B!Reader. A complicated one, as her feelings were when she had to love the man who broke her heart. She felt lost the way Conor felt, but she could tell Brian had been lost for a while before the entire ordeal – defeated in the same manner as Darragh. And it was fitting, he was older, he was educated. He should have known better than to play in the physics lab with those dangerous materials. Brian should have known better than to play with that old woman. Conor could have turned his back on Darragh, he knew he was of no help now that he was so invested in the past – now their present. He knew Darragh and himself would never be able to be together if he stayed and they would most likely get killed if they marched on. So B!Reader made them split. She was about to leave Brian when she started writing her book, so it made sense. And when she realised, she did not want to end her marriage, she still wrote it that way because this was the ending she had seen coming for herself before – one she fortunately managed to evade, which still was the ending for many couples.
B!Reader watched the teens as they began discussing the book, Max and Jazz were defending the plot, Fred joined in and the three of them seemed to be getting passionate about proving Harry wrong. The eldest of the group was stubborn about his stance on Conor being right to leave Darragh.
His mother could not help but remember that same stubbornness from the first few weeks after the story broke. Harry had been the one to take it the hardest. When they packed for Scotland, she had to stop him from shattering his project guitar, the yellow guitar he and Brian had been working on for a while. “I don’t want it! I do not want anything from him! He is a liar!” He had yelled, with the side of his face still reddened from a slap he received from Brian. She still could not believe she managed to stay impartial at that moment after the mess that had happened in the kitchen when Harry insulted his father – earning a slap from him.
“It’s alright,” B!Reader placed her arm around the twins’ shoulders. “Conor had to go back anyway. He had a family in the spaceship.”
“What?” Jazz was the first one to open her mouth.
With a laugh, the young writer looked at the confused faces around her. “He could never stay…” She shrugged.
Harry’s expression flashed with a difficult emotion, which both Jazz and his mother noticed.
The short girl flipped her long blonde hair and checked the time on her phone, “no wonder I’m hungry! Who’s coming?” Her blue eyes searched around in an almost innocent manner.
“You got to be joking, we JUST ate.”
Max stepped back from his sister and Fred followed, “sorry, I told dad I’d get lunch with him.”
Blue eyes flipped onto Harry’s figure. B!Reader gave him a squeeze and let go, the sigh he let out being enough of an answer for Jazz to show a large smile, reaching out to grab his hand and pull her to her side. It almost seemed a pass of the baton.
The boy walked taller than Jazz and still, it looked like he was the smaller child. She was sure they had been doing a good job as parents, although that slipdid a number on Harry. The curly haired boy pulled the glass door open and let Jazz go first, only to have her childishly cling on to his arm once they were outside, a smile breaking his serious expression when his young friend told him something – they were too far for B!Reader to make out what Jazz said.
“Where are those two going?” Brian walked up to her.
He had a cardboard cup of coffee in his hand, which he offered to her. With a mumble she took it and had a testing sip – it was too bitter, but it would do. “Nando’s. Probably.” She gave her husband a soft smile.
Brian nodded in silence, a reflective look on his face.
“He needs some time, Bri.” She guessed what he was thinking about.
“It’s been a year,” he said with caution.
“He is getting over it, love.” She took a step closer to Brian and whispered, “he’s picked up the guitar again.” They shared a look before someone called for B!Reader and she left her husband with a peck on the cheek.
#original timeline#about the original timeline#b!reader x brian may#b!reader#brian may#present day!brian may
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Although I think joseph alwyn is ugly,poor and unsuccessful,actually I don’t hate him like most of gaylors and kaylors. I just don’t care about him.he is fucking nothing to me.a lot of fans including kaylors and gaylors,even some haylors hate joseph alwyn so much and taylor need those fans,so why doesn’t she change another person who can make most of her fans happy?a handsome,famous,wealthy person.she need kaylors and gaylors but it seems joseph alwyn doesn’t need hate from kaylors and gaylors.so if she begin to date a different person who can make every fan happy,she can still have those fans and no one will care about joseph alwyn anymore because he is really fucking nobody without taylor.before,those fans drove calvin and tom mad. I think those fans will drive joseph alwyn mad eventually .I don’t think they will have a good ending.finally,if zoe is really taylor new girlfriend,I will feel happy for both of them.zoe is a cool girl.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts Dots anon.
But here’s the problem with your argument: Taylor doesn’t need to fuck someone who makes her fans happy. She needs someone who makes her happy.
And she KEEPS SAYING that person is Joe. She keeps saying he feels like home, and that he’s a shoe that fits, and that if someone came to attack them she’d fight them for him, and that there was an invisible string tying him to her, and she says “that’s my man” 13 times about him, and she says he put chains around her demons and gave her wool to brave the seasons, and she says she would follow him wherever he strays, and she says she’d marry him with paper rings because it’s more than materialism that ties them together, and that she’d save him a seat at every table, and that she’d give him a child, and that she’d never love again if he left (which is a hyperbole but how she feels rn), and that he’s her true love and fighting with him is horrible, and that when they first started dating she very quickly felt like he was in her head and just understood her, and that she doesn’t want to lose him.
So it DOES NOT MATTER what her fans prefer. Her fans can want her with Karlie or Zoe or Harry or whoever else but SHE WANTS JOE.
And she has specifically spoken about how weird it is to be shipped and how it makes her feel like she’s in a digital dollhouse where fans feel entitled to make her decisions for her.
She does not need to live her life to make you happy.
If she wants Joe - who might seem lame or boring or ugly or unsuccessful - that’s who she should be with. She fucking knows who she wants better than anyone else.
And she seems VERY FUCKING CONFIDENT it’s Joe.
So tbh these Kaylors or Haylors or just super anti Joe people are not Taylor stans. Because the only thing a stan wants is for their fave to be happy. So if you think your happiness or fans’ happiness about who she’s with is more important than hers in real life you need to seriously re-evaluate some stuff and remind yourself THIS IS A REAL HUMAN and she is allowed to be happy and not do stuff to please other people.
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Cats movie reactions by someone who never saw Cats the musical, someone who is afraid of the musical, and someone who wore a t-shirt from the musical
Scene: Three people at the movie theater, gathering to see Cats (2019).
Friend A, who has never seen or heard Cats the musical and mentioned being alarmed by the movie reviews. I am not completely sure why Friend A decided they wanted to see Cats the movie, but they came of their own free will and seem excited.
Friend B, who loves musicals. Hates Cats the musical, only saw it once. It scared them too much. Friend B is also stoked to see the movie. (See my doubts above regarding friend A, apply to friend B as well.)
Me: Wearing an official Cats T-shirt from the musical. Thinking about singing along to the songs during the movie. I had little interest in seeing the movie until I read the panicked, confused reviews.
Ok we watched the movie and for 1.5 hrs we were all horrified and laughed and it was amazing. Here’s a few reactions.
* The buildings in the opening shot. Friend A takes them in and remarks “Okay” in a grave tone. This is 30 seconds into the movie.
* When the cat people show up on screen, I laugh in fits for the first 10 minutes.
* “Jellicles land on their feet!” warbles a cat character who falls and flops on to his back. Me: “You... didn’t. Land on your feet.”
* At one point, a group of art school students in the audience nearby are having conniptions. I don’t know what exactly they are laughing at, because it could be anything. The milk. The toes getting way too close to the mouth. The... the anything. The fact that you look up and there’s a screen full of cat people. I mean, periodically, I would see the cats having human feet and I’d start laughing.
* There was definitely a un-furred human actor somewhere in the background, in one of the dance numbers. Both friend A and B saw it.
* When the staircase appear in the movie with “Heavyside Layer” written out, Friend A says in surprise, “Oh! That’s how it’s spelled!” Friend A had been hearing “the Heavyside Lair in the sky”, which tbh is pretty ominous. Or better?
* Ian McKellen appears on screen as a cat. Friend B remarks, “That man is knighted.”
* Dame Judy Dench swans through the movie and never has to dance or anything. To quote a review I read, I do have to respect how she came to the movie, got her check and left.
* Skimbleshanks appears and starts his number. Me: “That’s Skimbleshanks? Oh, I don’t know about these overalls. And shoes. No, wait... those are tap shoes. Okay.”
Friend B: “Because tap shoes make it less weird.”
Shortly later. Me, noting: “All of the cats have have tap shoes now.”
Friend B: “Oh no.”
* Taylor Swift Cat is of interest to both friend A and B. Although A is confused by what’s happening. B to A: “Taylor Swift is drugging everyone.” A: “Oh.”
* Idis Elba cat appears. Me: “He’s naked!”
Friend B: “I mean.... they’re all--”
Friend A: “They just made him Black. That’s it, that’s his thing. Same body color as face color. The only Black cat and he’s the villain.” *Gives side eye to the movie.*
* When Victoria is proclaiming that there’s a solution to bring back Judy Dench Deuteronomy, there is a pause as all the cats look at her. Friend A blurts out “Yer a wizard Harry!” Three seconds later, Victoria says on screen, “You’re a magician!” The three of us and everyone around us (I guess people were listening in) lose it.
* Mistoffelees starts making the musical instruments and everything in the room float. Friend A, sizing this up, same grave tone as before: “Okay.”
* Both friend A and B genuinely liked Grizabella singing “Memory” in the theater. I almost sang along with it, but didn’t. In the most emotional part, as Grizabella sings “TOUCH MEEEEE...”, the movie cuts to a nearby cat who, in fact, looks like he’s reaching forward and gonna try and touch Grizabella. Friend A and B both point this out and I choke on water I’m drinking and Friend A is mortified and apologizes for making me laugh and I assure them that I shouldn’t have tried to drink water at any point in the movie. No moment is safe.
* Grizabella is climbing into the chandelier in order to ascend to the Heavyside Layer.
Me: “Well she’s gonna go die now.”
Friend A: “WHAT!? Wait, is what what happens!?”
Me, giving it some thought: “Actually, I don’t really know.”
* Judy Dench turns towards the audience and starts explaining how a cat is not a dog. Friend B: “I can’t handle this.” Me: “The cat to the right looks really scared.” Friend A: “Mistoffelees, on the left, is clearly tripping right now.”
* The movie keeps cutting back to this shot. Friend B keeps saying, “Oh no she’s still talking at me...” and I’m laughing in fits because the cat on the right continues to look scared. Friend A has decided that they ship Victoria and the Judy Dench cat.
Credits rolling:
* Friend A liked “Beautiful Ghosts” and “Memory”, partly because “I could understand what they were saying, unlike the other songs.”
* Friend B, who never liked Cats to begin with, immediately begins tearing apart the movie. While oddly respecting the production decision to use CGI fur.
* Friend A: “But what are jellicle cats?”
Me: “Oh, they explained it during the songs. ‘Jellicle cats are black and white’...”
Friend A: “They... they aren’t black and white colored.”
Me: “I know.”
* Friend A: “So do the cats in the musical look like the ones in the movie, or...?”
Me: “Oh the stage production is nicer I think. The cat costumes --”
Friend B, at the same time: “Stage, movie, they’re all terrifying.”
#cats#cats movie#people who never watched Cats before#people who hate cats the musical#people who like cats#costumes#beautiful ghosts#memory#yer a wizard harry#jellicle cats
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long-ass fucking questionnaire
yoooooooo, I did it all.
I’m starting this at 1:15 in the morning. Let’s see how long it takes me to finish. cause I’m a masochist, apparently.
1: My name? do I HAVE to? Okay, it’s Kelly. But I really hate it, so usually I go by Kel. A few lucky ones get to call me Kelly, but only because I love the way my name sounds when they say it. There, my dirty secret is out.
2: Do I have any nicknames? A plethora. Artie (after the fish), Fluffie (long story) Jellybean
3: Zodiac sign? The most Libra Libra that has ever Libra’d.
4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? I don’t play video games. But I play a few online games, so Doctor Who: Legacy
5: Book/series I reread? The Black Dagger Brotherhood by JR Ward (Series) The Harry Potter books Morgan Chase and the Gods of Asgard by Rick Riordan (series) Good Omens (Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett) Watchers (Dean Koontz) Insomnia (Stephen King)
6: Aliens or ghosts? I have nothing against either. But I enjoy writing about ghosts more.
7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? Stephen King
8: Favourite radio station? NPR, strangely enough.
9: Favourite flavour of anything? Lemon. I still thoroughly enjoy chocolate, but my radiation therapy changed the way it tasted.
10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? Awesome. Both with and without the addition of the adjective “fucking”
11: Favourite song? My standard answer is, ‘Everything Louder Than Everything Else’ by Meat Loaf, because I truly love that song, but lately I’ve been on a Game of Thrones kick, and i’m stuck on “The Rains of Castamere” by Sigur Rios and “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” because it’s such a Jaime x Brienne song.
12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? Bold of you to assume I have friends.
13: Favourite word? sycophant, gestalt, melancholy
14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? After about, oh, ten years or so, yes I did. It’s a new thing for me. usually I hold grudges until the end of time.
15: Last song I listened to? “Stairway To Heaven” by Led Zeppelin
16: TV show I always recommend? Current: American Gods, Better Call Saul Cancelled/ended: Hannibal (NBC), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
17: Pirates or ninjas? Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
18: Movie I watch when I’m feeling down? Usually something from the Disney/Pixar Ouvre. Except UP. UP makes me sob in the first ten minutes, so no.
19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? Du Hast, Rammstein.
20: Favourite video games? Puzzles and Dragons, Doctor Who: Legacy, Dragonvale
21: What am I most afraid of? Snakes, without a doubt.
22: A good quality of mine? I’m creative
23: A bad quality of mine? I don’t think before I speak, so i sometimes don’t end up saying what I mean to say and hurt/offend in the process.
24: Cats or dogs? Bi-petual with a preference to cats
25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they’re in? Bruce Campbell. Alien Apocalypse, anybody?
26: Favourite season? Winter
27: Am I in a relationship? No, although I do love someone very much
28: Something I miss? Being a kid, with all the possibilities of my life still ahead of me
29: My best friend? @mummyholmesisupset and @silvarbelle. they tie.
30: Eye colour? Hazel-greenish, with a little bit of sunflower around the pupil
31: Hair colour? Normally, a pretty chestnut brown. sometimes I bleach it or dye it.
32: Someone I love? @silvarbelle, she’s my sister-from-another-mister, and I will throw hands for that bitch in a heartbeat.
33: Someone I trust? @mummyholmesisupset because she’s earned it a hundred times over. @silvarbelle because I love her like family.
34: Someone I always think about? My grandmother. she died when I was seventeen, and I still miss her.
35: Am I excited about anything? My birthday
36: My current obsession? Gam of thrones, Doctor Who, Hannibal, the MCU
37: Favourite TV shows as a child? Thundercats, Scooby Doo, 60s Batman, My Favorite Martian, the Monkees
38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? No, thank God.
39: Am I superstitious? Not overly, but I do have a few.
40: What do I think about most? Writing
41: Do I have any strange phobias? Is arachnophobia strange?
42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? Behind it, dear God.
43: Favourite hobbies? Writing, reading, pinning things on Pinterest that I absolutely mean to do but probably never will
44: Last book I read? Watchers by Dean Koontz, and I’m in the middle of Fear by Bob Woodward
45: Last film I watched? Backdraft. “You go, we go.”
46: Do I play any instruments? Not since band class in the early 90s.
47: Favourite animal? Cat.
48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? ??????? I don’t think I do.
49: Superpower I wish I could have? Manipulation of probability
50: How do I destress? Writing, watching Netflix, watching Mythbusters
51: Do I like confrontation? Like it, no. Good at it, yes.
52: When do I feel most at peace? When it’s quiet and the only noises are the clicking of the keyboard and my cats’ purring
53: What makes me smile? Cute animals, stupid puns, comments on fic
54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? Off, except for my TARDIS nightlight
55: Play any sports? Fuck no.
56: What is my song of the week? Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
57: Favourite drink? 1% milk.
58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? A few months? It was to @mummyholmesisupset in fact.
59: Afraid of heights? Desperately so.
60: Pet peeve? Anchovies, people who don’t use coasters, and men who smoke in public places. (yes, it’s a movie reference. And if you get it, I will send you a shiny nickel)
61: What was the last concert I went to see? Black Sabbath’s Theater of Madness
62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? Fuck no. I am, in fact, omnivorous and diabetic.
63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? To be Daphne Blake in Mystery, Inc.
64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? Yep. Not fun.
65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? Hannibal’s. I’m not rude for the most part, so I have a pretty good chance at surviving.
66: Something I worry about? My future. Cancer has shortened my life span, my relatives are all 65+, and I am an only child with no children of my own (Thank Christ) I haven’t worked since 2004 (been caretaking sick parents) so I’m concerned.
67: Scared of the dark? I love the dark, so no.
68: Who are my best friends? @mummyholmesisupset @silvarbelle
69: What do I admire most about others? That they can do things, very well, that I can’t do. What that is varies from person to person
70: Can I sing? Not very well, but I don't let that stop me...
71: Something I wish I could do? Write professionally. I love writing fanfic, but I'd kill to be a real, published author.
72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? Pay off bills, go back to college, buy myself a car (pickup, Ford F-150 with fog lights and automatic steering), pay off my mom's bills, hire an aide to stay with Mom, move to my favorite city and hire a winter-time driver because I can't drive for shit in the snow/ice.
73: Have I ever skipped school? Nope. Often wanted to, never have.
74: Favourite place on the planet? Asheville, NC. Technically, it's Montreat, which is right outside of Black Mountain and is a township unto itself. It's also home to Montreat Bible College, established by Billy Graham, and the Chapel of the Prodigal. It is also home to Lake Susan, one of the most quiet and beautiful places on God's green earth, and I would live by that little lake if I could. I have photos in my Google Drive, I need to share them sometime. You'll see what I mean. But I love Asheville, too, downtown and all.
75: Where do I want to live? Asheville, NC. Except I can't drive in the snow and ice, so there's that.
76: Do I have any pets? I have two cats, Samhain Murray (Sam) and Margaret May (Maggie, Maggie May, Margaret Ann)
77: What is my current desktop picture? On my laptop, it's Oswald Cobblepot (Robin Lord Taylor) from Gotham. On my tablet, it's the Superman logo. On my phone, it's my cat, Sam.
78: Early bird or night owl? Night owl, given that it's 2:30 AM and I'm still working on this.
79: Sunsets or sunrise? Sunsets, please.
80: Can I drive? i don't know, can you? I can.
81: Story behind my last kiss? I kissed my cat on his cold wet nose because he was headbutting me and so I kissed him.
82: Earphones or headphones? Earphones, sadly. I prefer headphones, but headphones are uncomfortable because I wear glasses. So, earbuds.
83: Have I ever had braces? Did you? I don't know. Did I? Yes, I did, I fucking despised them.
84: Story behind one of my scars? in late 2004, I started getting very ill. I couldn't keep food down, I was puking all the time, pale and everything, so I went to the ER and found I had a mass the size of a basketball growing in my abdomen. I was shipped to the local cancer center because of the cancer markers, and at the tender age of 27, I got a hysterectomy. I was cut from my navel to my diaphragm, old school, because the mass was twenty-four pounds. Benign, thank goodness, but it had started to go necrotic and I was well into blood poisoning (the reason I was puking and sick all the time). I still have the scar, and always will.
85: Favourite genre of music? instrumental celtic.
86: Who is my hero? I don't know that I have one, as such
87: Favourite comic book character? SUPERMAN, BABY. SUCK MY DICK BATS
88: What makes me really angry? Mistreatment of people and animals. Abuse of people and animals.
89: Kindle or real book? Both have their benefits, but I love the weight and feel of a real book. I love the portability of a Kindle.
90: Favourite sporty activity? Marathon TV-binge
91: What is one thing that isn’t tight in schools that should be? There's NOTHING RIGHT in schools
92: What was my favourite subject at school? Creative writing
93: Siblings? Nope, my parents saw their mistake and decided never again.
94: What was the last thing I bought? A pair of Sperry deck shoes with Han Solo and Chewbacca on them.
95: How tall am I? 5'6
96: Can I cook? yes, I can. perhaps not well, but I can cook enough to feed myself and my mom.
97: Can I bake? Yes, I can. I'm a SLIGHTLY better baker than a cook.
98: 3 things I love? Writing, my cats, Christopher Reeve
99: 3 things I hate? So many things. Um, spiders, snakes, creepy clowns
100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? at the moment, girl. when I was in school? boy.
101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? General rule? Boys, or girls that are kind of not-ultra-girly.
102: Where was I born? North Carolina, that hotbed of conservative bullshit. I'm actually ashamed to admit that's where I'm from.
103: Sexual orientation? I'm working on figuring that out. Let's call it bisexual for now, and I'll update you as it happens.
104: Where do I currently live? North Carolina, sadly.
105: Last person I texted? @mummyholmesisupset
106: Last time I cried? Today. I was watching WALL-E on STARZ, and UP came on while I was finishing dinner. By the time Ellie was miscarrying, I was bawling.
107: Guilty pleasure? I'm not really guilty about my pleasures, but I do have a soft spot for mind-candy romance novels. Like Johanna Lindsey, Nina Bangs, Harlequin, etc.
108: Favourite Youtuber? I hate Youtubers.
109: A photo of myself. uh, no.
110: Do I like selfies? fuck no.
111: Favourite game app? Doctor Who: Legacy
112: My relationship with my parents? It varies from moment to moment. My dad never really understood me, and after he got sick and was in a coma for awhile, it changed him. so there was never really a chance for him to try. My relationship with my mom is... complicated. Sometimes we're BFFs and finish each other's sandwiches, and other times, we hate each other's guts and would gladly murder each other and bury the bodies in the backyard.
113: Favourite accents? Spanish, English/Scottish, all the Asian ones (the gentleman that runs my local Chinese restaurant speaks Cantonese and Mandarin both, and I could listen to that all day.)
114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? London, Dublin, Cork, Kerry, Scotland, Italy, Greece, New York, Japan, Los Angeles
115: Favourite number? 15
116: Can I juggle? Nope
117: Am I religious? Eh, not really. I go to bible study mostly because I have half a crush on the preacher.
118: Do I like space? YES.
119: Do I like the deep ocean? Not so much.
120: Am I much of a daredevil? NO
121: Am I allergic to anything? Ciprofloxacin, IV contrast dye, Mobic/meloxicam, Zofram/ondansetron, and a ton of fragranced products (I have sensitive skin that breaks out at the drop of a hat.)
122: Can I curl my tongue? Yep!
123: Can I wiggle my ears? Nope!
124: Do I like clowns? Yes, if they're cute. NOT PENNYWISE, I HATE PENNYWISE. But I love Tim Curry's Pennywise. But that's because Tim Curry is awesome.
125: The Beatles or Elvis? Elvis. I'm an Elvis chick.
126: My current project? "By Inches We Fall," a Game of Thrones fanfic that's Jaime Lannister x Brienne of Tarth. I'm also working on some Christmas projects involving spray paint and recycled K-Cups
127: Am I a bad loser? Horrible loser. I hate to lose.
128: Do I admit when I wrong? sometimes. depends on who I'm talking to, and the tone of the discussion. if it's a civil discourse, yes I will. If we're shouting? I'm not backing down.
129: Forest or beach? Forest. A forest doesn't leave sand in your butt crack.
130: Favourite piece of advice? Mind your own business and you won't be minding mine
131: Am I a good liar? I used to be.
132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? Slytherin/what the fuck is a Divergent/12
133: Do I talk to myself? i do, and sometimes I answer
134: Am I very social? HAHAHAHAHA NO.
135: Do I like gossip? sit by me and pour that tea, bitch.
136: Do I keep a journal/diary? I do, on paper, and you'll never read it.
137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? i failed every physics test I took in high school. after becoming a Mythbusters stan, I retook an online physics test and passed it.
138: Do I believe in second chances? depends on the situation and the person, but generally not. i have been known to give them, though.
139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? oh man. I'd like to say I'd turn it in untouched, but. I also know I've got medication pay for (mine and mom's), her insurance to pay for (i'm uninsured), groceries and gas to buy, so in all probability? I'd keep the cash but return everything else.
140: Do I believe people are capable of change? No. People are who they are. they might change what they think or what they believe in, but who they are? No.
141: Have I ever been underweight? AHAHAHAHAHA NO
142: Am I ticklish? ...there's no good way to answer. If I say no, you'll tickle me to prove it. If I say yes, you'll tickle me. But yes, I am. especially my feet.
143: Have I ever been in a submarine? WTF? No.
144: Have I ever been on a plane? Once, and never again
145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? Rebel Wilson as me, America Ferrera as @mummyholmesisupset, Kristen Bell as @silvarbelle, Jessica Lange as my mother, and I can't think of anyone else.
146: Have I ever been overweight? Always, am currently, though I'm working to lose it. I've lost about 50 lbs in the past year, so I'm doing okay
147: Do I have any piercings? Three in my right ear, two in my left.
148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? Hannibal Lecter.
149: Do I have any tattoos? nope, but I want a couple.
150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? .....i haven't made a single good decision....
151: Do I believe in Karma? it bites me on the ass often enough, so yes I do.
152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? Glasses, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to switch to bifocals next time
153: What was my first car? 1979 green Dodge Aries K
154: Do I want children? If they're furry and four-legged, sure.
155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? um, probably my uncle with two frigging masters degrees
156: My most embarrassing memory? I met John deLancie at a Star Trek con once, just coming down the stairs from his room to the con floor. And I fell all over myself talking to him because I was like, fourteen or something and he was tall and handsome and genuinely happy to be tthere and I was basically every fangirl's nightmare.
157: What makes me nostalgic? watching old TV shows I loved as a kid, or reading books I haven't read in years.
158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? Yep
159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? brains. i'm practically a zombie.
160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? Purple and fuschia equally.
161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? Not as such, no.
162: What do I hate most about myself? Everything?
163: What do I love most about myself? I like my hair.
164: Do I like adventure? only the ones in books.
165: Do I believe in fate? not really.
166: Favourite animal? Felis cattus
167: Have I ever been on radio? nope
168: Have I ever been on TV? nope
169: How old am I? 42
170: One of my favourite quotes? "Lock the door. And hope they don't have blasters."
171: Do I hold grudges? you bet your bippy I do. (what is a bippy and why are you betting it?)
172: Do I trust easily? No.
173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? I hope I have. But I suspect I haven't.
174: Best gift I’ve ever received? A single cupcake and a rosebud, given to me by the nurses at the cancer treatment center because it was my birthday and I was having radiation and felt absolutely shitty. so they surprised me with a little cupcake and a rose for my birthday and it made me feel better.
175: Do I dream? Yep.
176: Have I ever had a night terror? Yep
177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? I remember some of them, like the Continuing Adventures of Roxy, the Pink Police Poodle.
178: An experience that has made me stronger? My breakups.
179: If I were immortal, what would I do? Sleep a lot, read even more, learn everything that I never had before.
180: Do I like shopping? I do!
181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? Bank robbery.
182: What does “family” mean to me? family is a group of people, not necessarily related by blood, who have chosen to band together in love and support of each other.
183: What is my spirit animal? According to my meditation quest, it's a wolf. But I'm not really comfortable saying that because it wasn't a real vision quest, I'd have to go to the res for that (i have Cherokee blood on my father's side) and I haven't.
184: How do I want to be remembered? As someone who tried to be good.
185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? Woodcarving.
186: What is my greatest failure? I dropped out of college in the 90s, when I had an accident that broke my ankle. I never went back.
187: What is my greatest achievement? five-year survivor, cancer-free!
188: Love or money? Money, sadly.
189: Love or career? love
190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? Am I an observer like the Doctor? If yes, then I would go back to the Globe Theater and see all of Shakespeare as it was originally performed. Am I living there, stuck? Future, please.
191: What makes me the happiest? Writing.
192: What is “home” to me? Where I lay my head.
193: What motivates me? How I feel, what I see, something that fascinates me.
194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? Wake me up when it's over
195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? Depends on if they're hostile or kind.
196: A movie that scared me as a child? The Dark Crystal. I love it now.
197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? V-8 juice
198: Zombies or vampires? oooh, both. But vampires.
199: Live in the city or suburbs? Suburbs
200: Dragons or wizards? Dragons all the way, man. I love dragons.
201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? Its always the same. I'm being chased by someone/something, it's always getting closer, and it sounds like a loud, roaring motorcycle. And I'm always running or racing through the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks (the place with all the red curtains and the black/white zig-zag floor. That place freaks me the fuck out, and ever since the show aired, it's been in my nightmares)
202: How do I define love? Love is not love, that alters when it alteration finds, nor bends with the remover to remove; O no, it is an ever fixed mark, that looks on tempests and is never shaken.
203: Do I judge a book by its cover? sometimes. I've found great books in the bargain bin that way. I've also found a few stinkers. Come to think of it, I've found a few people that way too. Some great, some stinkers.
204: Have I ever had my heart broken? I have.
205: Do I like my handwriting? i do, actually
206: Sweet or savoury? Savoury
207: Worst job I’ve had? Market research interview administrator. I was one of those assholes that flagged you down in the mall and made you watch a commercial or a movie trailer, or try a snack product and then asked you a billion and five questions about it
208: Do I collect anything? Funko POPs, Superman memorabilia, Star Wars and Star Trek memorabilia, penguins, mooses
209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? my dragon ring, my pocketwatch
210: What is on my bucket list? I don't have one
211: How do I handle anger? Depends. I sometimes hold it in, but most times I blow like a firecracker. hot and hard, and then I cool off.
212: Was I named after anyone? my dad's uncle Kelly, and my mom's father Ray (i'm Kelly Rae)
213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? me? sarcastic? Perish the thought.
214: What TV character am I most like? Dobie Gillis.
215: What is the weirdest talent I have? I can twirl just about anything like a baton and not drop it
216: Favourite fictional character? Ashley j. Williams
3:24 AM. Son of a bitch.
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Part One : Chapter Twenty-Eight - Front Page Disaster!
Evelyn Bennett Thrown Drinks at Her! Must See!
Evelyn Bennett gets into a brawl with ex-best friend!
EVELYN BENNETT'S WILD NIGHT OUT WITH THE ROYALS
. while Prince William is away Evelyn goes out to play
. Evelyn Bennett and Blair Taylor go off
. "You bitch" was yelled.
. Evelyn isn't such a nice girl after all
Late last night Evelyn Bennett, 24, was seen leaving Raffles like a hot mess! She was seen entering well put together and beautiful and by the end she had alcohol thrown at her and words were thrown between her and her ex-best friend Blair Taylor.
Witnesses from the club said that it seemed pretty heated. At one point Blair was told to 'sod off.'
Threats were made and drinks were thrown. There are rumours circling round that Prince William and Evelyn Bennett are dating but nothing has neither been confirmed nor denied. Though, she does spend her days now with Prince William, Prince Harry and their family and friends.
What we know:
Blair Taylor and Evelyn Bennett have a complicated history.
They were best friends since primary school and only seven months ago did their friendship end due to infidelity on her ex-fiance Liam Matthews' part. Some speculated that Evelyn cheated on him first but those claims have been debunked and classified as not true.
Evelyn Bennett was seen getting into some pretty heavy language with ex-best friend although we don't know what exactly was being said.
Prince William and Evelyn were first seen getting cosy together at his and Prince Harry's late mum, Princess Diana's remembrance concert in July of 2007.
We here at DailyMail UK have reached out to Ms. Evelyn Bennett's reps but have received no comment.
Evelyn read the article and let out a groan as she fell back against her pillow. How could she be so bloody daft thinking that she wouldn't be front page? And William was away which made everything worse! She wasn't able to reach him as easily if even at all while he was gone. She heard her mobile ring and at first she didn't want to answer it - but then she saw that Harry was calling and decided to answer instead.
"Are you okay, Evie?" Harry asked without greeting her.
He went straight to the point. He had seen the tabloids. Unlike the rest of his family, he checked them pretty frequent. Mainly to see if all the ruckus he caused sometimes would end up on the tabloids. Maybe it was him being paranoid. Maybe it was him caring too much. But he did it anyway and in this instance he was glad that he did.
When he saw his good friend and his brother's girlfriend on the front page of pretty much every tabloid he could think of he knew it wasn't for something good she had done. It was never like that for him either. Unlike him though - he knew that she was good and that she didn't deserve this. She was a good person with a semi-bad relationship past, but didn't most of us?
It was only then at that question that Evelyn started to cry over the mobile. She didn't cry very often but this was a pretty big deal to Evelyn as she had also read the comments as well which didn't do her much justice.
Why is she hanging out with the Royal family?
She's tainting their image.
I hope to God that she isn't dating Prince William. She isn't good for him. He deserves better.
And there was so much more. So much more. The hate was overwhelming her to the point where she had to tell her assistant Sam that she wouldn't be coming in to work today. Sam and the other workers were understanding and wished her well.
"I'll be over soon with some take out okay? And I'm not taking no for an answer," he told her as all he heard was crying.
"Okay," she replied quietly and Harry hung up.
*
Less than hour later, Harry arrived at her place not having been here before, it was a first for him. It was a bit odd for him being here whilst William was away, but he knew he wanted to be here for his good friend. And he knew William would appreciate it.
Evelyn had been in touch with her family earlier as well as the girls from the night before. She was thankful that she had such a good support system who was there for her. Her dad especially was worried about her. He knew that when news broke that she was dating the future King of England that the paparazzi and the tabloids will be much worse for his daughter. He hoped he was wrong though and that she would be able to handle it when the time came. He always taught his children to be tough but that it was okay to break down sometimes. Peter taught them that sometimes its the strongest people who need to have a
He cared for Evelyn, obviously not in the same way as his brother, but she was his good friend and was there for him in his breakup with Chelsy. He felt it was only right to be there for her during this tough time.
"I brought pizza," he exclaimed holding up the pizza boxes and the cheesy bread which was her favourite. "It's your favourite right?"
"Yes," she tried letting out a little laugh but it hurt. "Thank you Harry. Come in, you didn't have to do that though. I have food here."
"I know," he shrugged his shoulders. "But we all like our comfort food during hard times."
They hugged each other after he set down the pizza and cheesy bread boxes on her kitchen counter. It felt like comfort and the next best thing since William couldn't be here. They moved over to her sectional sofa after he took off his shoes and they were comfortable.
"I don't even know why I let it bother me," Evelyn told him as she ate a piece of her cheese pizza and then dipped her cheesy bread into marinara sauce to eat. "I'm used to this. I should be used to this. I've grown up with it my whole life."
"I've grown up with it my whole life and so has Wills. We still aren't used to it," he shrugs his shoulders. "It's okay to not be used to it because it's not normal. This was also a very personal thing that happened to you before you met Will - that should have never became public news."
"Thank you Harry, for being here for me. I really appreciate you," she told him as she hugged him.
"It's really no problem. So what do you want to watch? We have Star Wars and Disney movies or rom-coms."
"You like rom-coms?" She asked raising a brow as he shrugged his shoulders.
"I've watched a few with my ex-girlfriends. So which is it?"
"Star Wars. I need something that doesn't remind me of anything that I've gone through in the last twenty-four hours."
"On it," Harry said as he got up from the sofa and popped in Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace.
The theme song started to play for Star Wars that played for pretty much every Star Wars movie and the words popped up on the screen in the font for the movie.
The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
She always loved the Star Wars movie series and had even gone to Disneyland when she lived in New York. She loved Tomorrowland and all of the scientific discoveries in it as well as the rides. Evelyn missed living in the States and being so close to Disneyland for that reason. She had quite the collection of Star Wars things along with Harry Potter. She knew to some people it probably seemed childish to them but she loved them.
For the rest of the afternoon, up until Harry had to leave for a Royal engagement of his own, they watched Star Wars and other tv shows whilst eating pizza and cheesy bread. Harry was also in the military and was leaving soon to go back to military training. She would miss him as she loved spending time with him and he the same with her. They were like two peas in a pod whenever they were together.
"Whose your favourite character in Star Wars?" Harry asked her as he drank his beer.
"Definitely Padmé. You?"
"Luke Skywalker," he then proceeded to imitate himself using an invisible light saber and making the noises it would make as Evelyn laughed. "Would you ever name your kids after any Star Wars characters?"
"No," she laughed at the comment. "Luke and possibly Leia maybe. Those are normal but the others? No! I can't believe that people actually do that. Would you?"
"Bloody hell no. There's much better names than those, I reckon."
*
For the next several days Evelyn remained low-key, not even issuing a statement out on her social media platforms. She had been informed by Samantha that tabloid companies had been reaching out to her for a statement and Evelyn told her to tell them 'no comment.'
There was nothing to tell. It wasn't the world's business anyway what went on in Evelyn's private life.
It should have never made front page.
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a/n: sorry for the shortish chapter - i'll try and make the next one longer. hope you all are doing well!
what do you think of Harry and Evelyn's friendship? like it or no?
the paparazzi always ruin things :( who do you think sent them?
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“Well, I’m gonna go work out now, so…” Harry said, his voice trailing off. Louis nodded. “Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Go get, uh, you know, strong and buff.” What? Louis wanted to die. “Um, thanks?” Harry said. “Um…” Without another word, Harry walked away from the desk. Louis pinched his thigh – hard – hoping that was some terrible, awkward nightmare that he might soon wake up from. --- Or, the one where Louis works at Harry's new gym and neither one of them knows how to hold a coherent conversation with the other.
Counting The Steps Between Us by zarah5 (25k)
AU. So, yeah. That year abroad helped Harry establish that he is in love with his best friend. Now, if Louis would stop treating him like a little brother, that would be awesome. (Additional ingredients: a collapsing tree house, a lot of pining, the other three boys as Louis' new best mates from university, and a camping trip. Serve hot.)
Feel My Love by styleandsin (10k)
Reason #29: To avoid cleaning, studying, or doing work of any kind.
Louis always gets things done on time, he just takes a detour along the way. The detour? Having sex with Harry. Harry never brings it up. Until he does.
Don't Want Shelter by FullOnLarrie (77k)
Louis and Harry have known each other all their lives. Friends as children, they danced around each other as teenagers, and have spent the last twenty-five years either screaming at each other or not speaking at all. Except for that one time ten years ago…
When Hurricane Nicole threatens the coast, they end up stuck together in their families' old vacation home that they begrudgingly co-own.
During the storm, and in the months after, they’re both forced to reevaluate their history and what they mean to each other.
Paint The Sky With Stars by kiwikero (63k)
On 10 April 1912, Harry Styles boards the finest ship the world has ever seen. Still grieving the death of their mother, he and his sister are being sent to America to live with a callous uncle who cares more about his business connections than family. Harry prepares himself for a long, disappointing voyage alone in his stateroom.
Louis Tomlinson has borrowed and saved, and finally has enough to purchase a Third Class ticket to America. With all of his belongings in a single ruck sack, he boards the Titanic filled with hope for a brighter future. Never one to sit still, he can’t resist exploring the massive ship, and soon goes sneaking into First Class in a stolen steward’s uniform.
By a twist of fate, Louis finds himself in Harry’s stateroom, entranced by the most attractive man he’s ever laid eyes on. He keeps returning day after day, even if he doesn’t understand what it is about Harry that continues pulling him in. That’s all right; Louis has a week to figure it out, and Harry is plenty willing to help.
Except they don’t have a week. They have four days. Because on 15 April, their entire world will be turned upside down.
Or, the historically accurate Titanic AU with a happy ending.
What do you mean he's coming? by MediaWhore (15k)
When Harry accepted to be his sister’s Maid of Honour, despite how non-traditional of a choice he was, he didn’t think writing a speech for the wedding reception would be this hard. Now, not only does he have less than two weeks left to find something moving and inspirational to say, but Gemma just confided in him that her old childhood best friend is going to be in attendance. The one who moved to LA and they haven’t seen in fifteen years because he was too busy becoming an Academy Awards winner. But hey, no pressure. It’s just Louis Fucking Tomlinson.
Harry is screwed.
Such Good Luck by casuallyhl (66k)
Louis smiles at Harry’s words, leaning into his touch. “Tell me again.”
Smiling, Harry takes Louis into his arms. Pressing gentle kisses to his face, Harry murmurs, “In six months’ time, I will have my twenty-fifth birthday. On that day, my portion of the inheritance will become legally mine. And I plan that very day to announce to my family that I have found love.” Harry chuckles as he runs his lips lightly along Louis’ cheekbone. “That, in fact, I found love when I was twenty-one years old, and that I have loved and been loved every day since.”
Or, an Edwardian AU where Harry is a young aristocratic lord and Louis is a working class dairy farmer. Secrets are a necessary part of their relationship, but Louis has one that could topple their whole world.
Gentle Autumn Rain by alex4968 (58k)
Louis Tomlinson moved to London with a big heart and a big dream. Harry Styles moved to London, fresh out of the police academy, with the hopes of helping as many people as he could in his eyes. When a deranged alpha forces their paths to cross, their ideas of what is meant to be will never be the same.
I'll Fly Away by juliusschmidt (123k)
Harry and Louis grew up together in Lake County, Harry with his mom and stepdad in a tiny cottage on Edward’s Lake and Louis in his family’s farmhouse a few minutes down the road. But after high school, Louis stuck around and Harry did not; Harry went to Chicago where he found a boyfriend and couple of college degrees. Six years later, Harry ends up back in Edwardsville for the summer and he and Louis fall into old patterns and discover new ones.
ft. One Direction, the local boyband; Horan’s Bar and Grill; families, most especially children and babies; Officer Liam Payne; many local festivals and fireworks displays; and Anne Cox, PFLAG President.
Frankincense-ational by LadyLondonderry (32k)
Harry Styles works at the Hillsyde Library with his friend Zayn and best mate Niall. It’s December, which means Christmas, which should be the happiest month of the year…
Except Niall just broke up with his boyfriend, Zayn needs to let up on the rules a little, and the library is getting their fire alarm system replaced, which means that for the next few weeks there are going to be firemen patrolling the library ‘looking for fires’ while the system is down.
Harry almost hits one of them with his car right off the bat - and of course he’s the hot one.
Happy Christmas, here’s to many more.
A 2017 Advent Fic
California Sold by isthatyoularry (124k)
Notoriously closeted boyband member Harry Styles is famous on a global scale, meanwhile Louis, as his best friend, is back home in Manchester, living the typical life of a 24 year old. When Harry needs Louis with him in LA, a publicity stunt gone wrong changes their friendship forever.
A fake-relationship AU between two lifelong best friends.
Collision by itjustkindahappened (172k)
Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.
(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)
another hazy may by deLILAh (41k)
louis is a terrible poet and harry lives in the now and they have six weeks to fall in love but, really, it only takes six seconds. bookshop meets military meets summer romance au ft. marlboros, the backstreet boys, and underrated literary devices.
Amazing Sin by thecheshirepussycat (56k)
Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”
“This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.
“So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”
Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.
Run and I’ll Give Chase by Madalynn_Bohemia (25k)
“You go out every night and maybe you’re able to drink without hurting anyone, but you’re still thirsty, aren’t you? Still have an itch you can’t scratch. A need you can’t put a name to. You desire a companion.”
“You mean a keeper?” Harry corrects with venom in his voice. “Someone to put a leash on me.”
“Wouldn’t need a leash, love.” Louis whispers sensually, and he is suddenly behind Harry, too fast for his eyes to keep track of. “You’re practically pliant just by being in my presence. Of course, if you’re into that sort of thing, I could always get you a lovely collar with a matching leash once you decide to take me up on my offer.”
Or, Harry is a fledgling vampire without a maker. Louis is graciously offering to fill that role.
Wild And Unruly by 100percentsassy & gloria_andrews (124k)
Harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in Wyoming, and Louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land.
Fool’s Gold by tvshows_addict (52k)
Leaflet for Over Again Inc.
“In relationships, there are three types of people: those who are happy, those who are unhappy but accept it and deal, those who are unhappy and in denial.
Handling this last category is our job: we are professional couple breakers.
To reach our goal, we use all means necessary.”
Or the Arnacoeur AU in which Harry is scheduled to be married to Liam in 10 days and Harry’s mother hires Louis and his team to break them up.
Paint Me In A Million Dreams by green_feelings (110k)
Harry’s one of Hollywood’s biggest actors, has made a name for himself in prestigious films and lives the life of a superstar. There’s just one thing missing to make it picture-perfect, but the one Harry’s in love with is completely out of reach for him. Enter Louis, one of Hollywood’s biggest actors himself, who just came out of the closet and taps new genres in the industry. When Louis sacks the role Harry auditioned for in Scorsese’s next big film, their irrational feud starts. Who could have guessed it would get even worse when for promo season, their teams decide to present them as a couple for publicity?
In short, Harry’s in love with someone and doesn’t care about dating anyone else, Louis never felt home in L.A., Liam writes love songs for someone he shouldn’t write love songs to, and Niall makes everything better with good food.
bittersweet & delicate (tomorrow may not come again) by tolvsmol (55k)
“I – “ He tries to speak, but his breath gets stuck in his throat. He wipes his hands at his wet face. Then everything just tumbles out of him, like some dam broke inside and everything flooded. “I fuckin’ hate him, Liam. I hate him. I hate that I love him so much. I fucking hate him. All this time later and he can still make my heart beat just for him. It’s not fair. It isn’t fucking fair. He moved on, he built himself a new fucking life in a new fucking city and I’m still the pathetic little Harry wrapped around his tiny little finger. I just – he can’t – I can’t fucking deal with him now. Liam, I just, I can’t. He left. I can’t even think about him without wanting to fucking die, without feeling my heart break all over again.” Harry can’t see. Everything is hazy and he thinks he’s on his knees now and it doesn’t matter. “He’s going to kill me. This time, when he leaves again, he’s going to kill me.”
or the au where louis gives up on harry and harry wants to give up on everything
Swim In The Smoke by whoknows (102k)
“What about this, Captain?” Liam asks, nudging the boy kneeling between their feet with the toe of his boot. The boy hisses and swipes at him, slurring out something unintelligible around the makeshift gag Niall had to stuff in his mouth. He misses by a mile and tries again, just as ineffectively.
Harry looks down at him, at the way the sun streams over his face and shoulders, at the way the gag stretches his mouth, lips pink and chapped. He’s lithe and pretty, smudged all over with dirt. They had found him tied up below deck, mostly unconscious, next to a barrel full of gold. He’s clearly a prisoner, but there’s something familiar about him, something that niggles at Harry’s brain. Something he can’t quite put his finger on.
“Put him in my cabin,” Harry decides, turning back to deal with the rest of the loot. The boys screams out jumbled curse words at Harry’s back, muffled by the gag, and Harry can’t understand any of it.
Hearts Don’t Break Around Here by sincewewereeighteen (26k)
"Another car has stopped at the beginning of the carpet. People are going to collapse any time soon, and Louis knows why.
Harry Styles has just arrived. And Louis. Well. Louis is a grown man. He curses himself a hundred times for even letting his heart race in his chest. He knew they were bound to meet tonight.
What the hell is wrong with him?"
Or: the one in which Harry's having his big movie debut and Louis sings on its soundtrack.
It’s A Long Way Down by veegirl (53k)
It’s June 2013, and the legalization of gay marriage is the most discussed political issue in the country. As a member of parliament Louis Tomlinson has decided to do everything under his power to keep marriage between a man and a woman. Little does he know a boy with green eyes and pink lips from his past is on a mission to change his mind.
Mistletoes & Wrackspurts series by perfectdagger (sincerelyste), star_k (220k)
above your head by deadspy (58k)
What happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force?
[Space AU. Louis is an astronaut. Harry works for Mission Control. They don't get along.]
A Red-Dusted Planet by onewasturning (38k)
Harry finally makes it to the edge of the pool where Louis is almost curled up in on himself laughing in the shallow water. He wants to feel annoyed, his competitive side rankled at the unfair and unjust tactics used by his opponent, but it’s like—
The light refracts off the water and moves across Louis’ skin, darkening the ink of his tattoos, and he looks beautiful, dazzling, still that god laughing down on all the destruction he's caused. And Harry’s heart is caught somewhere in his breathless chest, like it’s become tangled amidst the veins and arteries whilst trying to make room for wet boys on warm, summery days.
Or, a one-night stand in a small town in Australia turns into a weekend that Harry could've never predicted with a boy he may never forget.
It’s A Better Place (Since You Came Along) by phdmama (52k)
When Harry Styles, a mid-level talent, Finder, and small business owner, sets off on the vacation of a lifetime with his best friend, Niall Horan, he has no idea the changes his life will undergo over the next nine days. He's got it all planned - there's going to be shore excursions, lounging by the pool on the deck of the luxurious cruise ship, not to mention margaritas. What he does not plan for are the new friends, new bonds, or the mystery from his past that comes back to haunt him, and he certainly hasn't planned for Louis.
Let Me Touch You Where Your Heart Aches by rosegoldhl (MoonlitLarrie) (47k)
Alcohol was all he could taste. Alcohol and Harry, and he didn’t mind one bit. Harry kissed him back with just as much fervent heat. He pushed Louis against the taxi door and pulled his head back, breathing hot and heavy against his lips. “Let’s go, yes?”
Or a Friends with Benefits AU, in which Louis falls in love and Harry is jealous. There is some Karaoke singing somewhere in there, because how do you write a romantic comedy without a Karaoke scene?
No Place Without You by fackinglouis (19k)
Harry's in love with life and he's in love with the world.
Louis' in love with Harry and he doesn't think there's any way he can possibly compete.
A Wanderlust AU in which Harry doesn't have a permanent home and stays with Louis when he visits NYC.
My To Read Tag
Reading Again
Love Is A Rebellious Bird by 100percentsassy & gloria_andrews (135k)
AU in which the boys still make music. Louis is the concertmaster of the London Symphony Orchestra, Harry is the New! and Exciting! interim conductor/ex-cello prodigy who “has made Mozart cool again” according to Esquire Magazine (Louis hates him immediately, which is definitely why he internet stalked him in his dark bedroom late at night that one time), and Niall is the best. Zayn and Liam are around too.
Don’t hum Bolero.
we'll play hide and seek to turn this around (give me love like never before) by Wankerville (20k)
“So here's the thing,” he starts. “I didn't mean what I said a few weeks ago to like, hurt your feelings or anything. If you like painting your nails, then you should do that, and not like, care if anyone else doesn't like it because their opinions shouldn't matter, you know?” Louis takes a breath, finally glancing over to see the boy wide-eyed and pink-cheeked. On a whim, he adds, “And like, I noticed you scraping it off and you haven't been wearing any and I think you should because that's what you like.”
or an au where harry paints his nails and drinks strawberry milk and is too nervous for it to be nothing and louis' just trying to figure out whats wrong with him
Part 1 of the strawberry milk fic series
Young & Beautiful by Velvetoscar (227k)
Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn’t stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes.
You You You by isthatyoularry (138k)
“Infamous boybander leaves club together with unknown,” read the headline. Underneath were pictures of a boy with dark curls, green eyes and very tight pants. They both studied the article for a moment, reading it through quickly. “Is that…?” Louis frowned. That guy almost looked exactly like… “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!” “Louis,” Niall said, looking absolutely fucked over. “You just fucked the most wanted guy on earth. You just fucked Harry Styles of One Direction.”
Or, the one where Harry and Louis meet at a club and Louis takes Harry home, only for him to realize that the boy who just made him breakfast half naked is Harry Styles from One Direction.
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Congratulations Anna you’ve been accepted to Crimson Revolt as Ophelia Pomfrey!
↳ please refer to our character checklist
Anna, darling! You know how much we adore you, and Amos, and we absolutely adore Ophelia! We are so incredibly excited for her to once again grace the dash! We’ve definitely missed having her around. It’s always interesting to have a character that is more neutral in stance in the midst of people who are so polarized! The way that you balance her with kindness and seriousness really flushes her out as a balanced character. We’re also excited to see where the war will take her this time!
application beneath the cut; tw: mentions of death, blood (in para sample)
OUT OF CHARACTER
INTRODUCTION
Anna, 23, she/her, PST
ACTIVITY
Probably a 6/10, I’m currently job-searching but I’ll be on at least once a day to do something!
TRIGGERS
*removed for privacy
HOW DID YOU FIND US? Through the hp rp tag originally, I think, but I’m already in this roleplay as Amos and as an admin.
WHAT HARRY POTTER CHARACTER DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH MOST?
I honestly don’t know. Maybe Neville or Luna? I took a lot of things from different characters and it sort of became a hodgepodge mix for me when it came when identifying with someone. Although… maybe Remus, actually? Especially when he was first introduced. He was calm and quiet and empathetic, and although he was a mentor to Harry, he was obviously struggling with his own issues and I identified with that a lot. Odd, I know.
ANYTHING ELSE? Just that I adore this rp so much (as you all probably know) and that I hope you all like Ophelia!
IN CHARACTER
DESIRED CHARACTER
Ophelia: Derived from Greek οφελος (ophelos) meaning “help”.
Pomfrey: Welsh surname of French medieval origins. Derived from male personal name Humfrey (meaning peaceful warrior)
I honestly didn’t know that her last name meant that and now that I think about it, it’s kinda perfect. Obviously JK Rowling knew what she was doing.
FACE CLAIM
Deborah Ann Woll.
REASON FOR CHOSEN CHARACTER *The following is from my original app – but basically, I missed playing her and thought that she had an interesting backstory and personality that could bring a lot to the rp!
There’s so many amazing female characters in this roleplay already, that I truly wanted to make one who stood out and would add something new to the mix we have. Poppy Pomfrey was always a fascinating character to me, especially for the crucial role she plays in the books – someone who is in charge of keeping the students of Hogwarts safe even when the school is attacked by Dementors, Voldemort, a Basilisk, etc. and I thought about how that would transfer to our roleplay. There’s so many fighters here already, that I thought it’d be interesting to have someone who’s a healer – someone in charge of making sure people stay safe and recover from whatever wounds they have, be it external or internal, and that’s how Ophelia started to form in my mind.
It was never mentioned in the series if Poppy Pomfrey had any family, but I imagine she probably did, and so I created Ophelia, who’d be her niece. She takes after her aunt more than her own parents though, spending time with her in the Hospital Wing even during her Hogwarts years and continuing her medical training after that. I believe she sees her aunt as an inspiration. Someone she wants to exemplify, particularly now when so many people are either suffering from the trauma of war, or actual physical ailments. Her parents however hold pureblood beliefs, despite their blood status – and strive to realign themselves with Lord Voldemort. Ophelia was expected to follow in their footsteps, but no matter how dearly she loves her parents, she has always been unable to do so.
She’s a healer – she’s not in this war to fight or to prove her worth, she just wants to prevent more harm from coming to anyone. She joined the Order for the sake of gaining more intel than she’d previously had about the war and how it’s progressing, along with more access to people who’d been wounded, but she doesn’t stand beside them in battle, rather on the sidelines waiting to see who’s been harmed in order to treat them. Ophelia abhors violence of any kind, and although she knows that this isn’t a battle they can win without some kind of fight, she still finds it difficult to involve herself as completely as others. As a healer, she implicitly wants to help everyone, regardless of which side they’re on. As a member of the Order, she finds it difficult to balance the differences of opinion and the guilt that comes with betraying what her parents expect from her, but she sticks around because she knows that this is the right side to fight on.
This neutral quality is something that I really want to explore. I believe she takes her job very seriously, and as such she won’t distinguish between friend or foe, something that’ll inevitably lead to her getting into more trouble than she’d planned for, or maybe will lead to her gaining the trust of people who might otherwise never reveal something to the Order. I think she can see where people are coming from more easily too, she understands the fear that drives the Death Eaters and Aversio (or that’s how she prefers to explain their actions) and Ophelia wants to give people hope, and along with that maybe find a way for peace in amongst all the violence that has transpired already. There’s a certain naiveté about that, which she’s well aware of. But going against the idea means going against some of her core principles, and so she keeps the mindset.
PREFERRED SHIPS // CHARACTER SEXUALITY // GENDER & PRONOUNS
Pansexual, I don’t think she’s explored it much though, maybe some experimental kisses with girls every now and then and a boyfriend that lasted no more than month. Romances and sex haven’t been things that she invested herself to. While in school she strove to be on top of her coursework so that she could become just as proficient a healer as her aunt, and after graduation she slowly worked herself up from a mere intern at St. Mungos to assisting the head of the Potion & Plant Poisoning Department. All of that’s left her with very little time to devote to relationships, and although she’s a romantic at heart, she doesn’t see that as a priority.
Any ship will be remarkably slow burn, although I’d love to explore the vulnerability that comes with that and the ways she adjusts to having an emotional connection with someone.
She is a cis-female, and prefers she/her pronouns.
CREATE ONE (OR MORE!) OF THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR CHARACTER:
Old Blog: http://opheliapomfrey.tumblr.com/
Wand: Willow with Unicorn Hair Core
Willow is an uncommon wand wood with healing power, and their ideal owner is often has some (usually unwarranted) insecurity, however well they may try and hide it. They have handsome appearance and well-founded reputation for enabling advanced, non-verbal magic) the willow wands there have consistently selected those of greatest potential, rather than those who feel they have little to learn.
Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard. Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing.
Boggart: Disappointment: more specifically, letting people down due to her own personal failures. Not being fully prepared to deal with a situation that she should be able to handle and losing the people she tries so hard to save.
Patronus: Those with the elephant patronus can be shy people, thinking everything through before acting. To some they may come off as worriers, but to them this is just how they function, they hesitate in all of their choices, but in the end they are comfortable with what they choose. They are affectionate, welcoming and warm to an almost maternal sense once they allow someone into their life. This is the hardest decision for these people to make, as they wish for peace throughout their entire life, and when they are hurt the emotional blow is severe. (x)
Personality Type: ISFJ - “The Defender” (x)
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Playlist:
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon & Garfunkel I’ll take your part / When darkness comes / And pain is all around
Safe & Sound - Taylor Swift ft. The Civil Wars Just close your eyes / You’ll be alright / Come morning light / You and I’ll be safe and sound
All That I Am - Parachute And the light hits those eyes / As she’s dying to say / Just take me away from all that I am
From Eden - Hozier Babe, there’s something tragic about you / Something so magic about you
Silhouette - Owl City The mountain of things I still regret / Is a vile reminder that I would rather just forget
Piledriver Waltz - Arctic Monkeys I etched a face of a stopwatch / On the back of a raindrop / And did a swap for the sand in an hourglass
✓ Dependable
Out of her group of friends, she’s known for being the “mom” someone who assumes responsibility for everyone and who’ll be there no matter what else happens. It was a role she took on without thought, not minding the fact that she missed out on parties and having fun. She likes having people know they can rely on her, thinking that if they don’t have that knowledge it’ll be hard for her to treat them should they get hurt.
✓ Honest
She hates sugar-coating over the truth. Not seeing it as a kindness but as delaying the inevitable moment someone finds it out and is even more hurt because of it. Being lied to is a pet-peeve of hers, and she expects people to treat her with the same respect that she doles out to others. Being honest is a way of showing someone trust, even when there’s no reason for it, and it’s a very personal thing for her.
✓ Encouraging
The best way to heal people is to add a dash of kindness to whatever treatment you’ve already prescribed, or at least that’s Ophelia’s motto. She might be strict when it comes to making people rest and get the help they need, but when it comes to the people under her care, along with anyone else she meets, she’s nothing but patient and encouraging, wanting to put them at ease rather than set them further off-balance.
✓ Altruistic
Although she loves her job for the knowledge she’s been able to gain, the main reason she became a healer was so that she could do exactly what the title suggests. She gives a lot to people, without ever thinking about what they might give to her in return, and she holds the firm belief that spreading kindness is the only way you can truly eradicate evil.
✗ Reserved
Although honest, she’s not willing to just word-dump on anyone. She’d rather let other people do the talking in conversations. It comes from years of sticking to the library and her studies more than on actual human interactions, and she has difficulty with conversations that aren’t about a patient or some new medical discovery. Sometimes Ophelia wonders if she’s too intent on her work, but she pushes that thought away with the knowledge that at least she’s not wasting time with meaningless conversations.
✗ Anxious
This is not a trait she’s proud of, and one she’s been trying to suppress all her life. But the fact of the matter is that she’s always been fretful, a little too intent on everything that can go wrong than being able to focus on the things that work. She blames it on the fact that as a healer she’s constantly on the lookout for things to fix and because there’s so many things wrong with the world, she has difficulty balancing it all.
✗ Methodical
Even before she started to gain an interest in healing, Ophelia always liked to feelstructured. It’s a slightly OCD tendency, and she tries to keep it from preventing her stress, particularly with how she can’t keep everything orderly and clean while in the midst of battle, but she likes to be precise. Scared that even the slightest slip up will cause the death of some other person to rest on her hands. Leaving something to chance is something she never does, and while some might call it obsessive, she prefers to think of it as merely planning ahead and being aware of all possible outcomes. She doesn’t know how to be anything else, especially now that she’s got her medical training behind her.
✗ Melancholic
It’s hard for her not to bear the burden of the deaths she’s seen. And as much as Ophelia tries to close herself off to the emotions that come with it, she never succeeds in doing so completely. It’s caused everyday moments to always be tinged with a sadness, just waiting for the next thing to go wrong, and no matter how often she attempts to remind herself to just live and not worry as much as she does, it’s something she struggles with.
IN CHARACTER QUESTIONNAIRE
♔ If you were able to invent one spell, potion, or charm, what would it do, what would you use it for or how would you use it? Feel free to name it:
“I’ve already started trying to invent some potions – simple healing concoctions that address some of the illnesses not already treated. But I suppose a cure for lycanthropy – it’s gone unexplored for so long and it’s terrible that someone has to live with that stigma. I’d most likely ask someone else to name it – because I’m not sure I could do that justice.”
♔ You have to venture deep into the Forbidden Forest one night. Pick one other character and one object (muggle or magical), besides your wand, that you’d want with you:
“I wouldn’t want to take anyone with me – it’s Forbidden for a reason and I’d feel like I was putting them into unnecessary danger. And I’d… take a healing salve with me… or perhaps a basket to carry any useful plants for potions.”
♔ What kinds of decisions are the most difficult for you to make?
“Ones that are unrelated to work and don’t involve logic. The ones where you can’t get advice from books or anything rational and have to rely on gut instinct alone.”
♔ What is one thing you would never want said about you?
“That I made a decision without thinking about it – or that I did something to purposefully hurt someone.”
WRITING SAMPLE
Battle was messy – blood and spells and bodies intermingling until Ophelia wanted to scream, her heart unable to bear the weight of all the hurt that others were causing. It was nothing like being in the Healing Ward of St. Mungos, no matter how much she’d tried to convince herself of it. But here she could see the origin of the screams of pain that seemed to multiply as the battle went on, could taste the hatred of everyone around her on the tip of her tongue, not just on the Death Eater’s side, but from the Order as well. It all made her want to recoil, curl up in a ball and wait for the monstrosities to be over. But although she knew from that very first mission that it’d be her last, sure that the violence that came with war wasn’t something that she could willingly take part in, she wouldn’t simply give up either. A healers hands weren’t meant to dole out harm, they were meant to help, and she was still certain of the fact that being in the Order was the best way she could ensure other’s safety.
After all, there was destruction in the aftermath; helpless souls calling out for aid in amongst the wreckage, and it was there that she found her peace. Stepping over the lifeless bodies in search for a life she could save, a hope she could grasp onto when the entire world seemed to be crumbling in upon itself. It wasn’t much, but she was certain that every life she’d be able to save was worth something, maybe not to her or anyone else in the field, but for someone else, that person could mean the entire world.
And yet, it pained her to watch others fall apart in front of her. The results of violence so evident that she couldn’t begin to shake it. And for someone who’d once been filled with the hope that she’d be able to make a difference in the world, Ophelia was starting to crumble, her smile wavering on the edges until she wondered how long she could keep it up. How long it would take for someone to notice.
But for now, she held her head up high. Intent on being strong because so many others relied on her being so. Her features drawn tight as she made her way through the makeshift tent she’d set up. The bodies she’d levitated onto little cots belonging to Order members, muggles, and Death Eaters alike, no matter the fuss the Aurors had raised at first. Underneath it all, they were still all skin and bones with hearts pumping blood and every one of them deserved the chance to live. Even if she’d had to bargain with the Order over the fact that they’d be able to question the Death Eaters once they recovered for them to allow her to treat them.
The noise of someone entering the tent distracted her from her patient, her eyes narrowing as the elderly figure of Dumbledore came into view. His expression was grave, distant, and Ophelia instinctively stepped in front of the girl she was treating, young – probably still attending Hogwarts, identified as belonging to one of the more prominent pureblood families.
If Dumbledore was here, it meant only trouble. She was well aware of that by now, and with the way the tides of war were shifting, news was never something good. Hushed words followed his approach, her features creasing as his intentions became clear. They needed to question the girl. Sure that her connections could offer them some kind of lead as to how to progress, but although Ophelia understood the rush to get information, she wouldn’t willingly give up the oath she’d taken upon first becoming a Healer.
“No,” Her voice was firm, and Ophelia was slightly surprised at the fact that it didn’t shake at all. She’d watched her aunt stand up to the man many times while she’d still been attending Hogwarts, but she’d never thought she’d be able to do so on her own. But this was her job, and she’d be damned if she let someone take away the responsibility that came with being a Healer. Even in times like these. “This is my ward and she’s my patient, and I don’t care if she’s got information for you – you’re not going near her until she’s been healed.”
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SWIFT-WATCH
Where in the World Is Taylor Swift? An Investigation.
Is she hangin’ with Ed Sheeran in a mythical forest somewhere? Or being transported in a piece of luggage? One thing’s certain: The world’s biggest pop star has been very MIA.
AMY ZIMMERMAN 07.19.17 1:00 AM ET
ts1989fanatic this so called writer is no fan of Taylor Swift, so if you don’t want to almost puke and end up enraged by this TRASH read no further.
Taylor Swift is the teenage tattoo of A-List celebrities: Every so often we remember that she’s still there, and we don’t quite know what to do with her.
The pop star has been more or less MIA since last summer, when Kim Kardashian took to Snapchat to out Swift as a stack of snake emojis hiding inside a patriotic onesie.
Taylor Swift—an incredibly calculating celeb who nonetheless managed to market herself as the naïve girl next door—might be a snake, but she’s our snake. In a galaxy of eye-roll-eliciting Katy Perrys and rage-inducing Rob Kardashians, Swift always stood out as a celebrity who could generate an infinite amount of relatively inoffensive content about herself.
ts1989fanatic there are several snakes mentioned in this post including the writer, but Taylor is not one of them.
From her rotating cast of Ken doll boyfriends to her famous squad, Swift consistently made headlines. Love her or hate her, but show some freaking gratitude for a woman who would go on a double date with her friend who is currently dating her ex-boyfriend just to feed us clickbait-hungry monsters.
ts1989fanatic Calvin Harris is a Ken Doll OK sure this writer is a moron, and the double date was not to feed idiots like you.
When Swift was exposed as a liar and went into hiding, the entertainment blogosphere lost one of its brightest stars. Swift elegantly toed the line between A-list celebrity and overexposure—a line that Kim Kardashian promptly pushed her over. So it’s no surprise that the media-adept star reacted by doing a total-180, transforming from “girl who gets papp’d every day” to “mythical nocturnal creature who may or may not subsist on the burnt offerings of Ed Sheeran.”
ts1989fanatic I’m still waiting for the unedited full conversation and not the 90 seconds of chopped and edited BULLSHIT that KARTRASHIAN put out to prove Taylor as a liar (until then calling Taylor a liar is CRAP)
Keeping a low profile is one thing, but shipping yourself out of your own apartment is quite another.
ts1989fanatic This has already been proven as BULLSHIT and retracted.
Swift-Watch 2017 reached a new nadir earlier this week, when word spread that the star had been carried out of her Tribeca building in a piece of luggage. Stories like “Taylor Swift Was Definitely Not Being Carted Around in a Giant Suitcase” quickly debunked the rumors, but, still, if you have to clarify that Taylor Swift is not cramming herself into a trunk every time she wants to go to SoulCycle, clearly something is up. So how, over the course of one year, did Taylor Swift go from one of the biggest pop stars in the world to a potential human carry-on? What has this woman been up to? And why does Ed Sheeran always seem to make everything worse?
ts1989fanatic Taylor is avoiding IDIOTS like this writer so that she might actually have a normal relationship and a little privacy from being mocked by the media over everything she does.
The Crab Walk
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At this point, the story of Taylor Swift’s Snapchat outing is the stuff of celebrity lore (more specifically, North West’s bedtime story). After Swift fell back on her traditional victim narrative, complaining that Kanye Westreleased a vulgar rap about her without her permission, Kim published footage of Kanye running the offensive lyrics past Swift in the studio. Swift’s lies held up about as well as a street-cast model on an hours-long Yeezy runway, and the pop singer was quickly denounced as a calculating fake. But we didn’t understand the full weight of Kim’s public image assault until a few weeks later, when Swift was caught crab-walking out of her gym to avoid the paparazzi. I’m not saying that Kim Kardashian hypes herself up with a few lines of Pixy Stix every night and watches this video of Taylor Swift walking sideways, but I’m not not saying that.
ts1989fanatic Taylor has always tried to find different ways to avoid the paps, do you all remember walking backwards down a hiking trail I do.
‘Jury Duty’
The VMAs are a site of trauma for anyone who hates bad fashion and Canadian tuxedos. But the annual awards show is particularly triggering for Taylor Swift, whose years-long feud with Kanye West began on that very stage. So when the VMAs rolled around so quickly after Swift’s Snapchat fiasco, the star turned away from her walk-in closet full of sequined mini dresses and opted to fulfill her civic duty instead. Yes, Taylor Swift, image-crafter extraordinaire, managed to avoid a high-profile awards show appearance by claiming that she had jury duty the next day. Knowing that that was a “dog ate my homework”-level excuse, Swift obviously had to go the extra mile and actually show up to jury duty. While a Nashville judge eventually dismissed Swift as a potential juror in the case, the singer still managed to befriend a few lucky Tennesseans—including a local resident who got Swift to sign her copy of The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness. You truly cannot make this shit up.
ts1989fanatic It was not a claim that she had jury duty IT WAS A FUCKING FACT.
R.I.P. Hiddleswift
There are suspiciously paparazzi-friendly dates, there are fake Hollywood couples, and then there’s this. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston announced their brand partnership when they swapped spit for the photogs on a bunch of rocks—as one does. It was perfect synergy from the very start: Tom Hiddleston wanted to become James Bond, and Taylor Swift likes white boys. The “human relationship” proceeded in a manner characteristic of typical human relationships.
They ate dinner together, held hands, and traveled the world. Swift even let Hiddleston pick out an interpersonal relationship party favor from her closet of affirmational tank tops. Unfortunately, Hiddleston didn’t appear to “heart T.S.” enough to stand by her side once her stock started plummeting—either that, or Swift realized that having such an artificial-seeming relationship was making her look even less authentic. For a deliberately manufactured relationship, Hiddleswift was pretty ill-timed.
Tom Hiddleston was not Taylor Swift’s most famous boyfriend, nor was he the pettiest. He wasn’t Harry Styles or a Kennedy. He was, however, the most willing to plant his ass on a bunch of cold pointy rocks and make out for some pictures. R.I.P., Hiddleswift: gone but, thanks to an army of dedicated paparazzi, never forgotten.
ts1989fanatic yes their relationship was short lived but this does not mean fake, only two people in the world that know the truth the rest is just Speculation.
Halloween!
Taylor Swift was Deadpool for Halloween, I guess.
ts1989fanatic And you point is you PUTZ
Decision 2017
Despite not having the balls to endorse Hillary Clinton, self-described feminist Taylor Swift urged her 102 million social media followers to “Go out and VOTE.” It worked out really well. Thanks a lot, Taylor.
ts1989fanatic Taylor could not win either way if she endorsed Hillary she would have been attacked for that. Taylor Swift is not to BLAME for TRUMP.
Two Directions
Though technically released in December, Swift’s Zayn Malik duet truly made waves when it was featured in Fifty Shades Darker, a movie about having the least kinky BDSM sex imaginable in Seattle. In January, Malik and Swift co-starred in a music video for the track. Someone on Wikipedia has written a better synopsis of this music video than I ever could: “The video starts with Zayn emerging from his car on a rainy night as the paparazzi take photos. As Zayn enters a hotel he starts singing his part and as the chorus begins he reaches the elevator with red lights and then pans over to another elevator with Swift singing her part and proceeds to her hotel room. Zayn in his room sings the chorus and Swift pours some champagne in a glass. The rest of the video is Zayn and Swift throwing objects like glasses, lamps, pillows across their rooms in anger.”
ts1989fanatic Take synopsis shine it up and stick it were the sun don’t shine.
Super Bowl Bonanza
Swift performed her first and quite possibly last concert of the year in February, telling the audience that, “By coming to this show tonight, you are attending 100 percent of this year’s tour dates.”
ts1989fanatic this part I can’t disagree with.
The Ed Sheeran Rendezvous
Who cares?
ts1989fanatic Millions of fans do you stupid fucking idiot.
Mystery Boo
In May, news broke that Taylor Swift was months-deep into a relationship with British actor Joe Alwyn. While anyone who’s familiar with Swift knows that up-and-coming Brits are her personal heroin, the real surprise was that the singer actually pulled off a secret romance. For months, Swift and Alwyn made like Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk and weren’t seen. A wig was reportedly involved. By the time news leaked, Swift was allegedly already looking at houses in the U.K. (although, to be fair, buying real estate in her new boyfriends’ neighborhoods is what Taylor Swift does between following back on Instagram and going on a first date).
ts1989fanatic that crack about buying real estate is garbage that was something she did once and could easily and probably was coincidence.
The Drop
Taylor Swift will never miss a chance to screw over her enemies, even if she has to orchestrate her vengeance through a WiFi hotspot that she set up inside her giant suitcase. Taylor Swift came here to do many things—make out with the hottest guys, put more fiddles in pop music, name her cat after Olivia Benson—but she did not come here to play. Katy Perry learned this lesson the hard way in June, when Swift quietly released her entire musical catalog on Spotify the same night that Perry dropped her new album. Perry’s abysmal “Witness”—which featured a diss track about TayTay—just couldn’t compete with Swift’s entire oeuvre. It was a rough day for Katy Perry, and a great day for 15-year-olds with Spotify premium.
ts1989fanatic Sorry but KP deserved all she got.
America the Beautiful
While something has obviously been off in Taylor-world this year, nothing cemented this fact quite like Swift’s refusal to throw her annual Fourth of July party. No one event has ever encapsulated the American dream quite like Swift’s mandatory summer squad meet-ups: a mosh pit of blonde beauties with flat stomachs enjoying water sports and baking Pinterest-worthy goodies in red, white, and blue bikinis.
This year, instead of heading for Swift’s Rhode Island estate, the squad was left to their own devices. Most notably, model Karlie Kloss celebrated the Fourth by posing for an Instagram with Kendall Jenner—Kim Kardashian’s half-sister. Kudos to Kloss for finding the only other celebrity in the world who probably can’t name a Destiny’s Child song(and has been accused of a far more egregious act of cultural appropriation). Kloss’ decision to spend Swift’s favorite holiday with a Kardashian was read as an insult, leading to the possible conclusion that Kloss and Swift are no longer besties. Adding overblown insult to imagined injury, Lorde was later caught insinuating that she and Swift are no longer co-squad members.
And then there was only… Martha Hunt.
ts1989fanatic Karlie was at fashion week she’s a FUCKING MODEL that’s her job IDIOT, as for Lorde that’s already been clapped back on by Lorde herself.
For someone who gets paid to write, you suck at it maybe you should get into writing fiction that’s pretty much what this whole piece was.
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The day Calvin Harris scorned me started off like any other day.
I came into work, caught a few Pokmon and wrote a couple of stories about celebrities being their celebrity selves.
Then,much to my (and my co-workers’) delight, Calvin Harris started going INon Taylor Swift on his Twitter account.
Hoo, boy. This was going be better than a soap opera. We just knew it.
Eagerly, I went to Calvin’s Twitter page so I could see what kind of drama he was dishing out to his ex-girlfriend.
Was he giving us the real storyon why they broke up? Was hechallenging Tom Hiddleston to a duel of the tall blonde dudes? Was he writing depressing, yet touching haikus?!
But instead of the answers to all these pressing questions, I saw only this:
At first, I didn’t understand. I thought to myself, “Maybe he regrets his tweets already? And instead of deleting them, he just shut down his Twitter?”
But as my co-workers excitedly read his tweets out loud to one another, the truth slowly sunk in:Calvin Harris had blocked me on Twitter.
My initial reaction was a mix of disbelief, amusement and pride.
omfg i just learned that @CalvinHarris blocked me I have no idea why but I feel weirdly accomplished??? pic.twitter.com/OYlEZnqcno
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) July 13, 2016
I had no idea what I’d done to offend him. But honestly, I was thrilled he cared enough to block me.
I mean, Calvin Harris knows I exist! True: It seems like he kind of wishes that I didn’t exist.
But still. He knows I do!
That feeling was quickly followed by extreme FOMO.
@edmetzold i KNOW I’M SO HAPPY
Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) July 13, 2016
I was missing out on all the good stuff. I needed to know the drama.
And, by the way, I missed out on a LOT. Calvin straight-up called Tay out for making him look bad as a PR stunt. He even brought up Katy Perry.
It was fire. I definitely recommend a dramatic reenactment at your next party.
Next, I felt confusion.
@CalvinHarris IS THIS WHY CALVIN?????
Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) July 13, 2016
Seriously, what had I possibly done to him? Had I writtena mean sentence about him in an article? Did that mean Calvin Harris read my article?
After a bit of research, my best guess about what got me blocked is this tweet. It’s a joke I made back when we first got theHiddleswift news:
on his way to steal yo girl pic.twitter.com/lTHMKCnTE3
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) June 16, 2016
@CalvinHarris
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) June 16, 2016
As you can see, although I didn’t tag him in the original tweet, I did in a reply.
It seems Calvin Harris isn’t an “Avengers” fan.
Then, I felt indignant.
@CalvinHarris C’mon calvin u gotta admit this is kinda funny
Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) July 13, 2016
C’mon, Calvin! Cut me some slack.
I was just trying to get people to like me by commenting on the relevant news of the day with one of those memes the kids like so much!
Finally, I feltregret.
Honestly, I kind of like Calvin Harris, and even more so after this Twitter rant thing.
He’s just a celebrity who got very publicly shit on by his ex, and so he blew off some steam on Twitter. I respect that.I don’t want Calvin Harris to hate me.
Obviously, I can’t apologize to him on Twitter. That ship has sailed. SoI sent him an apologyon Instagram, hoping he would see it.
And I supposeI might as well try once more.
So, Calvin, if you’re reading this, I’m very sorry I rubbed salt in the wound of your horrible breakup. Please unblock me on Twitter.
PS: Apparently, I’m not the only person Calvin has done this to?
Calvin Harris is my fave, petty, shady, I'm-not-gon-keep-quiet King. He's blocked me but faveeee.
— Star Dikobe (@thenameis_star) July 13, 2016
LMAOOOOOOO @ Calvin Harris exposing Taylor, I AM LIVING. Too bad he has me blocked
— Marcos Marc (@MarcosCastilloB) July 13, 2016
why has calvin harris blocked me? pic.twitter.com/V5yGxtS6mV
Robbie (@StubbsRobbie) July 13, 2016
What's happening??! Calvin Harris blocked me
— Meryl Steep (@mrmorfa) July 13, 2016
Calvin, please let us back in.
Update, 4:40 pm: YOU GUYS!!! CALVIN UNBLOCKED ME!!!
GUYS HE UNBLOCKED ME!! Thank you all for your support and thank you so much @CalvinHarris for this second chance. pic.twitter.com/Yap4bObcJE
Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) July 13, 2016
I’d like to thank my co-workers, every person who reads this article, every person who like my tweets, but mostof all, Calvin.
Calvin, you believed in my potential and gave me a second chance. I won’t let you down this time.
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Can you believe we’re half way through 2017 already? It seems to be going so fast! This means that it’s time to do the Mid-Year Freak Out Tag! Not that I haven’t freaked out about books enough, but this is just another reason for me to keep on keeping on!
1. Best book of 2017 so far?
The Beast is an Animal by Peternelle van Arsdale
I have a full review for this book coming soon, so I won’t go into too much detail here. This book had everything! The story was put together flawlessly, the characters were amazing, and the suspense was palpable. It’s going to take a pretty amazing book to knock this book out of first place.
2. Best sequel?
Hammer of Thor by Rick Riordan
I think I liked Hammer of Thor even more than I liked The Sword of Summer! The expansion of the worlds was so well done. Also, the more Loki the better. I know, I know! He’s the bad guy, he’s a criminal, he does bad things! But he’s snarky, a terrific bad guy and I picture him as Joseph Morgan, so he’s my favorite. What can I say, I always love the crazy ones…it’s a problem, I’m working on it!
3. Sequel you haven’t read yet?
Lord of Shadows by Cassandra Clare
I just started this book this morning! I’m six pages in and I’m already hooked! I love the Shadowhunter series so much. I’m super excited to get back into this world!
4. Most anticipated release for the second half of the year?
Haunting the Deep by Adrian Mather/The Ship of the Dead by Rick Riordan
How to Hang a Witch was my favorite book of 2016, so I cannot wait to read the sequel! And I’m desperately hoping that Elijah is still going to be a main character! Mather, you better not let me down!!
As for the Ship of the Dead; I need to know what Loki is planning. It will keep me awake at night.
Both these books come out on October 3rd.
5. Biggest disappointment?
Women in the Walls by Amy Lukavics
Was there ever any doubt? I hate this book. You can read my full review on this blog.
6. Biggest surprise?
Gotham: Dawn of Darkness by Jason Star
You know when you read a tv or movie tie in novel, and everything seems okay but the characterization is slightly off? Well, not in Gotham! This novel is perfectly tied into the show. The author, Jason Star, must have watched the show and/or talked with the writers to perfectly understand the characters and the world of the show. It answers questions, it brings up questions, and I think it was a perfect edition of the series.
7. Favorite debut author?
Peternelle van Arsdale
I already talked about her book, The Beast is an Animal, in the first question. Her writing is beautiful and suspenseful. I can’t wait to read her next novel!
8. Newest fictional crush?
Liam McGregor (Ashes on the Waves by Mary Lindsey)
Liam was such a sweetheart. The only things he ever read were Dickensian and Victorian novels, so he is a complete gentleman. He is so open with his affection and is not afraid to show emotion. Liam was such a nice change to the brooding bad boy that is so often the leading man in YA fiction.
9. Newest favorite character?
Madeline Usher (The Fall by Bethany Griffin)
I have a full review on The Fall, but Madeline is the bomb.com. She is such a complicated character; a perfect combination of strength and vulnerability. It was a joy to read her story!
10. Book that made you cry?
Harry Potter by J.K Rowling
I re-read the entire series and I cried in books 4-7. I don’t cry for anything, but I cry for Harry Potter. That will tell you how much I am affected by this series.
11. Book that made you happy?
Sword of Summer by Rick Riordan
This book was great! It was fun and adventurous and an absolute joy to read about this world!
12. Favorite book to film adaptation?
Gotham
I don’t know if this counts, but I do what I want! I haven’t seen any book to film adaptations this year, but I have never missed an episode of Gotham. It is a fantastic show; I would go so far to say that it is my FAVORITE adaptation of Batman. Cameron Monaghan is the greatest Joker (because Jerome is the Joker and no one can tell me otherwise!!). Robin Lord Taylor is a perfect Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin. And David Mazouz, although he is only 16, is the best Bruce Wayne ever. 100 times better than Ben Affleck and George Clooney put together.
13. Favorite post you’ve made this year?
I would say my Psycho review, because it’s the first post where there was a back and forth dialogue about the novel. It’s what I set out to do on here, create a space where people can talk about books, so it made me really happy!
14. Most beautiful book?
Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe
It’s so beautiful, the perfect edition to my shelves (even though I already had two other copies).
15. Books you have to read this year?
Lord of Shadows by Cassandra Clare
Haunting the Deep by Adriana Mather
Ship of the Dead by Rick Riordan
If We were Villains by M. L. Rio
And that’s it! Let me know about the books you read this year that you can’t stop gushing about!
#books#Book Recommendations#book blog#Edgar Allan Poe#Harry Potter#batman#gotham#psycho#magnus chase#rick riordan#lord of shadows#cassandra clare
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Congratulations Cassidy you’ve been accepted to Crimson Revolt as Igor Karkaroff!
↳ please refer to our character checklist
It’s always a joy seeing people apply for a second character and it was such a pleasant surprise to get this app in our inbox! I feel like you fully fledged out a character that we haven’t seen a lot of, and gave him a life beyond the little skeleton that you based it off of! It’ll be so intriguing to see a character like Igor on the dash and to see you personify a character that is as underplayed and unknown as him and make him your own! I’m sure he’ll be a fantastic addition to the dash, and we can’t wait to see how you explore him further. *your fc change to Boyd Holbrook has been accepted
application beneath the cut; tw: physical abuse, violence, death
OUT OF CHARACTER
INTRODUCTION
Cassidy, 22, she/her, Pacific Timezone, United States.
ACTIVITY
I feel like I’m decently active. I try to get out one reply a day, if not more. I do have more time to write now, but just to be on the safe side I’d say 6/7 out of ten.
TRIGGERS
*removed for privacy
HOW DID YOU FIND US?
I’m already a member of this AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL group, but it was through the marauder rp tag….I think.
WHAT HARRY POTTER CHARACTER DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH MOST?
I feel like the many characters of Harry Potter are misfits, outsiders, people who just don’t fit in, and I’m definitely part of that group. I think last time I said Sirius (yay for dysfunctional families) or Luna (because she’s always being herself no matter what). This time, I’ll say Neville because if one guy didn’t fit in well it was him. Sure, he had friends, but I think even then he still felt like an outsider even if that wasn’t true. He had major insecurities, but we read and watched him develop and move beyond those which takes guts and I really dig that.
ANYTHING ELSE?
Nope! :D
IN CHARACTER
DESIRED CHARACTER
Igor Einar Karkaroff
‘Igor’ is a common Slavic name and means protected. His mother chose this name because she wanted her son to always know that she will always be thinking of him no matter what. To her, it is meant as a blessing.
‘Einar’ comes from the Old Norse name Einarr, possibly related to the concept ‘the einherjar’, warriors who died in battle and ascended to Valhalla. ‘Einar’ means one/alone and warrior. This is also the middle name of his father.
I found pretty much zero information about the meaning/definition of the name ‘Karkaroff’, but in Turkish ‘Kark’ means unsettled, so there’s that.
FACE CLAIM
First choice: Boyd Holbrook
Second choice: Taylor Kitsch
Third choice: Wentworth Miller
REASON FOR CHOSEN CHARACTER
I’ve had my eye on Igor for a while now. He’s not the most played character from what I’ve seen and there isn’t a lot about him anywhere (I guess I have a type). There are no long lists of headcanons or a few dozen dreamcasts and aesthetics rolling around in Tumblr, or extra hidden facts if you look hard enough between the lines. All we know is what the books say and how the movies portray him. And he has an ugly, cowardly, slimey personality. But all of that is why I was so drawn to him. His bio made me see him in a different way and the more I develop him in writing and in my head the more excited I get. It made me start thinking about who he was as a 29 year old man, what made him the way we saw him, what was his role is and why.
Young Igor is not the man we know or think we know, but that is exactly what he wants you to think. He is an intangible mystery, like trying to catch smoke with your hands. All people annoy him, disgust him, he hates everyone and everything. He sleeps all day and stays up all night, smoking half a pack of cigarette as he tries to wash the blood out from his clothes. Nothing fazes him because he’s seen it all, he’s done it all; that’s what happens when you attend Durmstrang Institute. This is the real Igor, but no one sees the real Igor. Not some, not a rare few, not close friends- no one.
On the outside, he works for a wealthy pureblood family training and tending to their dozen or so horses, for both racing and companionship. The work is quiet. It’s just him, the horses, and his thoughts, just how he likes it. It pays well enough for a room every night at the Leaky Cauldron and to put food on the table. He is always dressed neatly, always very, very clean, and almost too formal even in the most casual of situations. His connection to the Inner Circle is Orion Black, who has slowly introduced him to a handful of Death Eaters and like minded people within the past year. He is still earning their trust, but he’s so close he can taste it.
Igor doesn’t care about blood status or the lack of magic. He is a dark, dangerous man by nature. Being a Death Eater means having all the fun and no consequences. And it allows him to continue his search for the people who killed his family, making him the last Karkaroff.
Igor has the dark mark. He always wears his mask when it’s needed and only a few Death Eaters know he is one.
I stopped myself here, but I’ve written more about his family and stuff in his about on his mock blog.
PREFERRED SHIPS // CHARACTER SEXUALITY // GENDER & PRONOUNS
Igor is male and uses the pronouns he/him.
Igor/Chemistry. Also, I think Igor would like Alecto and Edgar. She’s very Durmstrang in his mind and Ed seems pretty dark, ya know.
Igor does not do romance. He doesn’t cuddle, he doesn’t kiss, there is no hand holding or hugging. He doesn’t want to know your life story and he will never ask for it in the history of ever. The only thing he wants to know is your age. Hell, he doesn’t even need to know your name. Once he’s done fucking, you better get your clothes on and the get the hell out of his bed. There is only enough room for one person on his very large king bed. Maybe a cat or a dog. He hasn’t decided yet.
With that said, Igor is an intensely private man, not very experienced if we’re talking about the number of sexual partners, and sex just isn’t important to him. Relationships don’t matter to him either. It will only get in the way of his ultimate goal. He values intelligence more than anything else.
He is pansexual, with many hedonistic qualities. I don’t think Igor would really know the term ‘pansexual’ so when it comes to his sexuality he doesn’t put a label on it and simply likes what he likes.
CREATE ONE (OR MORE!) OF THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR CHARACTER:
-A MOCKBLOG: https://igorkvrkvroff.tumblr.com/
-A PLAYLIST: https://igorkvrkvroff.tumblr.com/tagged/%7B-igor-%7C-music-%7D
Depending when you check out the mock blog, there might be a few headcanons which will be labeled as so.
IN CHARACTER QUESTIONNAIRE
The following section should be looked at like a survey for your character. Answer them in character and feel free to use gifs. Or, if you’d rather, answer them in third person or OOC without gifs. Answers do not have to be extremely lengthy.
♔ If you were able to invent one spell, potion, or charm, what would it do, what would you use it for or how would you use it? Feel free to name it:
That answer is easy. His first thought his is family. Igor wouldn’t want to bring them back from the dead, but he’d want to be able to access all of their memories, their final thoughts, the last things they saw. Happy memories and, their favorite ones. He would be able to revisit these memories over and over again. It would most likely have to be a spell, as it would only work after a person died when their consent is not needed. The spell would only be needed to be performed once, but it would have to be very soon after death before the body has mostly or completely decayed. (wow that’s a little morbid).
♔ You have to venture deep into the Forbidden Forest one night. Pick one other character and one object (muggle or magical), besides your wand, that you’d want with you:
Igor would bring a couple packs of cigarettes. He’s a fighter and not afraid of much, but if he doesn’t have a smoke on him he will go batshit insane. He would probably bring Severus Snape with him. He’s just as mysterious as Igor is and the kid doesn’t talk too much and when he does it usually has value to it. Most importantly, he can trust Snape not to do something that could cost them their lives.
♔ What kinds of decisions are the most difficult for you to make?
The hardest decisions to make for Igor are about the ones who he chooses to trust. Short of saving his life, there is not much one can do to earn his trust even if they have innocent intentions. It takes months, even years of knowing each other. His closest friends are back home, brothers and sisters who he went to school with. There may not be many of them, but Igor knows he can trust them with his life.
♔ What is one thing you would never want said about you?
Igor would do anything to make sure his affiliation with Voldemort and the Death Eaters does not get out. It would get in the way of his own personal vendetta. Igor has business with many people, each one carefully used to his exacts needs and if any of that got out it could mean his life.
WRITING SAMPLE
Word count: 867
Trigger warnings: physical abuse, violence, death
It was the first day of spring in Kalmar, Sweden; beautiful, peaceful, and quiet. Daylight broke only five minutes ago and the town was barely waking up. A young eleven year old boy was rising from bed, his footsteps so quiet it was like he was floating above the ground. Although it was now spring, there was still snow on the ground and a biting chill in the early morning wind. The boy got dressed in thick furs and thick boots. He passed by the kitchen where a young man sat alone, just getting home from work, vodka in one hand and a book in the other; he did not look up so the boy continued on. He grabbed his bicycle (that he bought with his own money) out of the shed, dragged it to the sidewalk, and started pedaling to the office of the local newspaper.
The snow had melted just enough to where it only took him one and half hours to finish his paper route instead of the usual two. The boy returned the bag to his boss, a generous old man, and collected his weekly check; 50 kr, muggle money, but it was just as good as the magic kind. With a hug, the boy left and returned home.
If only his route he had finished sooner.
He could hear his twin sister sobbing inside his home and he was still on the sidewalk. The blue bike fell to the ground with a loud scraping noise as he took off; the tire stuck up in the air spun as it was left. As hard as he could, he opened the front door, ignoring it as it bounced off the wall, catching everyone’s attention.
“Nikolai! Go to your room! NOW!”
His mother pointed at him then the stairs, but his father, who was tall, angry, and greasy, who has been gone for three weeks, smacked her hand out of the air and grabbed her wrist, twisting the bone as she bit down on her lip to swallow the cries.
“BOY! Go sit your ass down. Right. NOW!”
His eyes darted around the living room; two lamps were broken and a glass of orange juice puddled in the middle of the floor. Time froze. The air tasted like poison.
“BOY!”
Nikolai watched himself turn his head as he looked at the kitchen where smoke was rising up behind the counter; breakfast was burning, the kettle was going off, his twin sister was watching their parents with fat tears running down her face, blood dripping from her cheek, and horror in her eyes. He watched as his father yelled again. He watched as his father marched up to him still body and just as he raised his hand, a bright red light shot out from behind him and slammed him into the wall.
“Igor!” Nikolai shouted as his brother descended down the stairs in a black robe and red cotton pajama pants with the Durmstrang insignia printed on it. His wand was high in the air.
Igor ignored his little brother, gently pushed past his mother, and walked right up to his father where he crouched in his own piss, moaning with pain.
“You broke my fucking leg, you fucking bitch!” His father screamed, spit flew in all directions.
Igor tilted his head down at him with a look of pure disdain, only letting out a rough sigh.
“What did I tell you I’d do if you ever came back here?”
His voice was so calm, so cold, it gave Nikolai chills.
Igor’s father gritted his teeth through the pain as he tried to stand up, swinging at his oldest son, but with one strong kick Igor broke the other leg.
“Igor!”
“Mom, take Nikolai and Natasha upstairs.”
“Igor, please,” she said as she waved the twins over, putting her arms around them protectively. “What do you plan on doing?”
Igor kept looking into the glossy eyes of his father, “Mom, take them upstairs or you all are going to watch me kill him.”
Only the cries of Igor’s little sister could be heard.
Finally, his dad spoke, “…son, have mercy on your father…”
“Mercy? You want mercy?” Igor growled, pressing his bare foot down on his father’s chest. “Did you give mom mercy when you beat her within an inch of her life? What about Natasha, when she couldn’t leave the house for three weeks because of the black eye you gave her! Or Nikolai when his arm was broken and in a sling because of you! YOU! The man who is suppose to be their father!”
Igor’s cheeks felt wet as he pressed down harder on the man’s chest. “Or me, who you use to practice the cruciatus curse on? Where’s your mercy now?”
His father was babbling, completely incoherent as he tried to reason with his son, but Igor wasn’t listening. He wasn’t listening to the pathetic cries of his father, or his mother begging him to not do it, or his little brother and sister crying into their mother’s stomach.
Time stood still. The air burned his throat like fire.
It was only Igor and his father.
“I should have done this years ago.”
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