#altho fun update: i got myself a boyfriend

[flickerstim]

this blog is 3 years old, happy old to me

[carolrance]

so like i’ve been updating @theworstphoto (it is pointless i am very aware thanks) and realised some photos are not so terrible so yeah. i figured why not post the not really awful ones? also this way you can see me and people like that sorta shit for some reason

i have a drink in almost every photo of me ever lol which is either sad or makes me very cool. (sad). actually i was sober in …one of these. high in only one. and just plain ole drunk in the rest (2 out of those i was really fucking wasted. wait no 3 of them, wait 4?). guess which ones lol. man that new years was the best one ever

good memories fam good mems. altho tbh i have no idea the name of the girl in the 2nd last one with me cos i just met her that night and never saw her again. omg that night lemme just tell you my dumbass friend was like “let’s go out!!” last minute so we did and the dumb bitch insisted on bottle service so we did and then she got really drunk and got into a fight with her shitty boyfriend over the phone and he demanded she come home but it was…just the two of us? and i was like “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! WE JUST PAID 4x NORMAL PRICE FOR THIS VODKA. YOU ARE NOT LEAVING.” but she did anyway and was like “come with me” and i said no cos i had a whole bottle of vodka left??? why would i ditch that???? so i told her to go fuck herself and i was staying and her boyfriend was a dickhead and she was being a dickhead too. anyway so i stayed by myself and made friends cos it’s amazing how many “friends” you make when you walk around with bottles of grey goose at a club lmao and anyway this girl was one of them and we…got on very well but i don’t remember her name but she was irish lol what a weird fun night

i like all of these cos they were all very fun times and my ex is in none of them. (my first love is in one tho lol. hint: 7)