#alternate timeline mcu is great

[so-much-for-the-seashells]

Hi guys!

My name is Anna, and I'm an aspiring writer! (Aren't we all, lol)

Fanfic is a great (mostly) stress free writing environment, and I like to write for many characters, as you will see in my masterlist below the cut :)

I'm super excited to interact with you all! However, this is largely an 18+ blog, and I strongly urge you to remember that you are responsible for the content you consume. Also, this is a side blog, so I can't follow, but I love to chat! <3

Lots of love, hope you enjoy what you read here!

X, Anna

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Anna’s Masterlist

Alright, here we go!

Key:

♡- Fluff

☆-Smut

ꕥ-Suggestive

𖦹-Angst (rare but not unheard of!)

***these are listed by character, and roughly in chronological order of posting. I will be dating each piece from now on (after June 10th, 2025) to track growth!

**I mainly write fem!reader x masc!character

**I will gladly take requests for these characters and characters within the media they are from. Other interests that I have yet to write for will be listed at the bottom. :)

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Colt Seavers (as played by Ryan Gosling in The Fall Guy, 2024)

~The Coffees, Plural Trilogy (mini-series)

Pt. 1: Coffees, Plural ♡

Pt. 2: It’s a Love Story ♡

Pt. 3: I Was Made For Loving You ♡ ☆

Summary: A friends to lovers trilogy between Y/N, makeup artist, and Colt Seavers, stuntman, on the set of cheesy action flick, Metalstorm. Makeup, baked goods, and karaoke take these two from friends to more than friends in this endearing mini-series.

-Anon One Shot request ♡︎

Y/n is a script writer who has a huge crush on stuntman Colt Seavers, but she’s worried he doesn’t like her back. What she doesn’t know is that Colt Seavers likewise has a huge crush on her, but is worries that she doesn’t like him back. A little flirting and a little misunderstanding makes for a cute, short rom com.

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Jacob Palmer (as played by Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love., 2011)

Inhibitions? What Are Those? ♡ ꕥ (one-shot)

Summary: Y/N is tired of her job as a teacher, and Jacob Palmer is tired of his aimless life. The two longing hearts connect at the bar, Swayze-filled shenanigans and heart-to-hearts ensue.

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Dean Winchester (as played by Jensen Ackles in Supernatural, 2005-2020)

Headcanons*

Movie Nights ♡ ☆

Baking ♡ ꕥ

Mornings ♡ ☆

Being Sick ♡ ☆

*I would love to write him a proper one-shot at some point :)

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Soldier Boy A.K.A ‘Ben’ (as played by Jensen Ackles in The Boys*, 2019-)

Taming the Supe ☆ (one-shot)

Summary: Uh oh! Soldier Boy is back, and Hughie both hates him and doesn’t know what to do with him. The fossil is legitimately insane. So, he enlists the help of the best qualified person he knows— his therapist, Y/N— whose life he also happened to save one time. They both know she owes him a favor, but it appears to be an unfortunate case of psychiatric malpractice once the therapist and the decades old supe collide in the dinghy motel room.

The Fun Kind of Sparring ☆ (one-shot)

Summary: Soldier Boy is extraordinarily well-versed in the art of dirty talk.

*I actually haven’t seen The Boys, (and don’t intend to), I just love Jensen Ackles lol

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Logan Howlett (as played by Hugh Jackman in x-men and MCU projects)

Logan Howlett, the man you are ♡ ☆ (headcanons)

Sore ♡ ☆ (one-shot)

Summary: Y/n is sore, but hates stretching. Logan tries to make the experience more… pleasurable… for her.

Logan Gets Humbled ♡ ☆ (drabble)

Logan and his Pregnant Wife ♡ ☆ (anon-requested headcanons)

Headlock ☆ (anon-requested drabble)

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Tim Bradford (as played by Eric Winters in The Rookie, 2018-)

~This River is Wild (ongoing series) (my pride and joy)

Pt. 1 𖦹 ♡︎

Pt. 2 𖦹 ♡︎

Pt. 3+ (coming soon!)

Summary: Set in an alternate timeline of the Pilot and inspired by ‘This River is Wild’ by The Killers, Tim Bradford has been shot in the line of duty. Almost fatally so. He’s been feeling pretty shitty for a while now, but this is the cherry on top. Forced to take a leave of absence for a month, Bradford doesn’t really know what to do with himself. Luckily for him, his chatterbox neighbor who he doesn’t know all too well is about to take matters into her own hands…

Netflix & Chill ♡ ☆ (drabble)

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Frank Castle A. K. A. The Punisher (as played by Jon Bernthal in various Netflix & MCU projects)

Thinking about… ☆ (drabble) (June 10th, 2025)

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Other characters and fandoms I will write for:

Supernatural: I ♡︎ Dean Winchester, but I will also write for just about anyone on that show, especially if they were present in seasons 1-5.

Top Gun/ Top Gun Maverick: literally anyone you want, guys or girls. I switch between being a Hangman or a Rooster girl myself, but far be it from me to overlook the others, including Maverick himself.

Marvel: there’s not a lot I won’t write for, but that being said my favorites are Bucky Barnes, Matt Murdock, Scott Summers, and more. (I would also write fluff for Yelena x Reader)

Anyone played by Jensen Ackles (I’m just a girl… with eyes 🎀)

Lucifer (Netflix Show): I love them all <3

The Rookie: from what I’ve seen Tim is the biggest, but I’d be down to write for others.

Star Wars: While I’m not as into Star Wars as I once was, I’m a sucker for Poe Dameron and Cassian Andor, and would write for most Star Wars character.

(I’ll update as I think of more, but honestly I watch a lot of tv in the background of doing other things, so if you’re curious if I know a niche show or movie (or maybe even book!), just ask! <3 if you have any other questions for me, let me know! I’ll be happy to answer :)

Here’s the link to the requests info again, just in case. Love you guys! <3

[langernameohnebedeutung]

tbh if we have to have the xmcu merge into the mcu, what I could live with it some...settled, slow-paced, thoughtful 'old professor x and old magneto' show with Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. Something character-driven and kinda quiet with great range for their acting.

something something Prof X being very old and very powerful at this point and still officially headmaster but already passed on a lot of his responsibilities for the school to the X-Men and the others (cameos!) when something something the past catches up to him (flashbacks!)/some young mutant asking for help/mutant rights sitation (political commentary!) and he gets involved once more.

At this point/as part of that, his 'old friend' shows back up and we learn that Mags and Charles have not been much in contact since Some Event In The Past That Did Serious Harm To Their Relationship But They Still Have Mutual Respect and stuff (eventually more flashbacks) as they work together again. Possibly the whole thing involves Lorna somehow.

Also, they could use the flashbacks to introduce new younger actors for past Mags and Charles which they could later use for some other retro shows/movies similar to what the XMCU did with the alternate timeline movies.

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

50 of My Favorite Fics from 2024

Back at it again with another year’s worth of favorite fics! Except not quite because the limit is still 50. But still!

Just like last year, I’m going off my AO3 bookmarks and what’s in my fic tag. That doesn’t mean the fics not on this list aren't my favorites, but I had to sift though almost 450 bookmarks to begin with so obviously some of them couldn't make the cut, you know? As a side note, I also tried to limit this list to a max of 2 fics per author and to fics that weren't on previous years’ lists, because variety is the spice of life! 😁

This list ended up being 44% Minecraft YouTuber fic (e.g. Hermitcraft, Empires SMP); 16% Super Mario; 10% Ace Attorney; 4% MCU, Legend of Zelda, Danny Phantom, Batman, and Danny Phantom x DCU each; and the last 10% comprises other assorted fandoms. For the fics that didn’t have proper summaries nor titles, I filled them in myself to keep the list looking uniform. 

So, with all that being said, here's my list!

MCYT

a body is an object by ruffboi Hermitcraft SMP Rated T | Gen | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Grian & Mumbo Jumbo, Grian & Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Grian & Hermits One-Shot | 19,132 words The Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't. Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server — one he'd thought had been dead for years — and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.

A Matter of Time by Sixteenthdays WitchCraft SMP, Life SMP Series Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Scott | Smajor1995 & ZombieCleo, Eloise | Soupforeloise & ZombieCleo One-Shot | 5,525 words A witch’s domain is what they make of it. Cleo’s very expansive definition of Time includes such disparate things as alternate universes (pretty much a synonym of alternate timelines), space (basically the same thing as time), explosions (energy, light, time, same difference), hexcasting (a pattern of meaningless shapes, ascribed meaning), and the fabric of narrative itself. Or: How Cleo, Witch of Time, becomes far more powerful than is really necessary for the task at hand, finds a friend, obtains an apprentice, and breaks open the hourglass of self.

a rolling stone gathers no moss by quill Hermitcraft SMP Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply BdoubleO100 & Hermits 15 chapters | 38,518 words proverb - A person who wanders or travels often and at length will not be burdened by attachments such as friends, family, or possessions. Bdubs has done well for himself, thank you very much! He's got a ship, he's got business, he's got friends! A man needs nothing more in the grand universe. It's hard being a human in the great beyond; a new species to the intergalactic community means poachers, a black market, and an everpresent danger. The solution? Simple! Don't be a human. Obviously, it's not going to be as easy as that. Not when he finds himself joining the crew of the Hermit Craft, not when he learns he's not quite alone.

bring me water, bring me wine (bring me flower garlands) by sesquidpedalian SOS SMP Rated M | Multi | No Archive Warnings Apply Mogswamp & Everyone One-Shot | 6,052 words “Hey. So. Uh. I … can’t do this week’s challenge.” Mog has cornered fWhip on the porch of the beacon shop. fWhip blinks, and dismisses the stack of moss blocks he’d been holding. “What? Of course you can, bud!” A bemused sort of smile lifts his face. “You can do anything if you just believe in yourself and try your best!” “No, I mean— I need an exemption. I’m— Uh. My heat is soon? I think? And I don’t know for sure so maybe you don’t need to worry about this at all but I’ve been prepping and I’ve read that when you’re alone for a really long time and then suddenly you’re not—” “Ohh,” fWhip says. “Huh. Well, I’m pretty sure it’s fine if you don’t participate, you just won’t get the coins. But you should really talk to the Fates about that kind of thing.” He nods to himself and shoves moss into the barrel in front of him. Mog stops, drawn up short. “Are— Wait. Are you not the Fates?”

Creatio Ex Nihilo by MawoftheMagnetar Hermitcraft SMP Rated T | Gen | Major Character Death Keralis, Original Characters 3 chapters | 4,148 words It all ends in ice. Because time itself will end, though not in any way that truly matters. Or: At the end of time, Keralis waits. Very impatiently. With a bottle of gin.

for you, at last, to comprehend by sesquidpedalian SOS SMP Rated G | No Archive Warnings Apply Jimmy | Solidarity & Pixlriffs, fWhip & Pixlriffs, Pixlriffs & Oli | TheOrionSound One-Shot | 3,095 words Pix keeps an eye out as Jimmy hurries down the vines to the expanse of grey below. “You know,” he says, taking a bite of bread, not trying to be heard by human ears, “I’m pretty sure this was supposed to be some kind of punishment for him.” He pats the rim of the yawning pit, then dusts off some crumbs into the wild, open air. “I’m glad you’ve come around. He has his charm, doesn’t he?” or: This is a world you build, and sing, and yes, dig, into being alive. The thing Pix makes wakes up to Jimmy chipping away at it. It decides to play favourites.

Frozen Fingertips by AstronautBeans Empires SMP Rated G | Gen | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Pixlriffs & Oli | TheOrionSound One-Shot | 3,881 words He didn’t think he’d ever be fed up with the sound of music. Happy, upbeat music even. It was his entire brand! And yet … Sitting in the entrance to the only building in Olipoligo, shoes inches away from snow, he couldn’t help but shoot a glare upwards. In the distance over the peaks of the mountains laid Dawn. Even from the shore he saw the festive lights colouring the clouds, and the music echoed far and wide over the lands. Oli couldn’t blame them for festivities and parties. Not during the winter. Not during the months of celebrations. They didn’t invite you. They don’t want you there. Usually that didn’t stop him. He was and would always be the guy showing up wanted or unwanted. But today the voices plagued him with unkind words, unrelenting and with a cruel passion.

había una vez by GoodTimesWithScar Empires SMP, Afterlife SMP Rated G | Gen | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings MythicalSausage & Pearl | PearlescentMoon One-Shot | 2,955 words Pearl is not, and then she is, and then she is so much more than she ever was — or, Sausage and Pearl create each other, infinitely — or, the story of Pearl's apotheosis, or, the story of Sausage of Mythland's futile quest, or, the story of an unbreakable bond.

Hermito, Chriso Mou by ImperialKatwala Empires SMP Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Joel | SmallishBeans & MythicalSausage & Hermes One-Shot | 2,997 words Hermes is surrounded by magic. That has been a fact of his life since before he was made. He was surrounded by magic, he was made with magic, and now there’s even more magic around him. And it changes, depending on where he is.

(i'll tend to the flame, you can worship the) ashes by darubyprincxx Empires SMP Rated T | Gen | Graphic Depictions Of Violence fWhip & GeminiTay & Pixlriffs 26 chapters | 80,405 words They get out. After Xornoth lays the world at its knees, Gem and Fwhip take what's left of their possessions and go west on a dragon, intending to leave this world as intact as possible. They started this journey with two, but a new person joins the party. Or, Pixl really, really needs a hug.

Light of my Life by Amethystfairy1 Hermitcraft SMP Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply BdoubleO100 & ZombieCleo 3 chapters | 9,816 words Cleo hadn't exactly had it easy, growing up, but then, no one in the under-city ever did. Shifting eyes and fleeting ideals, when she'd been taken in by the wardship program of the labs, she'd only gone with them for the promise of a decent meal. Mistake, that had been. And she hadn’t thought, as she’d been struggling all that time ago, that she’d ever serve for much of a parental figure. Love had been a foreign concept, and the attitude had always been to save yourself and let the world burn behind you. Steal or get stolen from. Leave or get left. Stab or get stabbed. It was all so commonplace it was practically printed in the metaphorical rulebook. What a complete coin flip those few days had been for them. From a desire to do anything for their own survival, to an acceptance of a sorry, ignominious fate, to being willing to toss it all away for the sake of a single precious little light. {In which Cleo finds their strength, Bdubs finds his family, monsters find their hiding place, trash heaps make for great landing pads, and night lights do a lot more than just ward off the dark.}

My Stupidest Intro Yet! | Hermitcraft 10 by strifetxt Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, SOS SMP, Life SMP Series Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Joel | SmallishBeans & Joel | SmallishBeans One-Shot | 1,359 words This is a story about love. About drama. About murder. About being really tall and handsome. A story about clicking the subscribe button. But mostly, it's a story about Joel.

No Greater Threat by TheAmberShadow Empires SMP Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Hermes & Joel | SmallishBeans & MythicalSausage, Jimmy | Solidarity & Joel | SmallishBeans One-Shot | 6,047 words When the cult trying to plant roots in Empires threatens Hermes and traps Sausage and him, Joel doesn't think things can get worse. And then Jimmy reveals he's a Listener. Joel knows what he's done and he knows he stands no chance. For some reason, this doesn't seem to be on the Listener's mind.

rescuing rusty by zeejacks Hermitcraft SMP Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Evil Xisuma & NPC Grian 9 chapters | 29,674 words ex was only interested in the server's newest cryptid, not in saving its ass. although, to be fair, npc grian saved him from the camping life so he's kind of obligated.

Soul Keeper by FelicityPhoenix Empires SMP Rated G | Gen | Major Character Death Pixlriffs & Everyone One-Shot | 2,944 words While the world is ending, Pix is gathering his power. All of it. He knows he needs every scrap, for the world is being torn apart, and with it, his friends. Pix is the Prophet of Death, The Copper King, The Vigil Keeper of Pixandria, The Braincell Holder of Empires SMP, and he will not let his fellow rulers die.

Starbound: Scavenge for Survivors by Spindle_Fizz, Theonedudewithadoor Hermitcraft SMP Rated T | Gen, Other | No Archive Warnings Apply Xisumavoid & Hermits, Xisumavoid & Evil Xisuma 28/? chapters | 90,032 words Humans are largely an undocumented species in the greater universe. All who had ever tried to reach the outer cosmos had not survived; all but one, that is. X, also known as Xisuma, found himself on the other side of the universe with nothing but what he had on him when he was taken. He decided that this was a prime opportunity to screw around and find out. One by one, Xisuma assembled the crew of the Hermitcraft, a ragtag team of misfit aliens from all across the cosmos. He showed them kindness and compassion, different than anything they ever knew, and they became stronger together. This is how the crew of The Hermitcraft came to be.

the pain will make you crazy — you're the victim of your crime by Jinx72 Empires SMP Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Jimmy | Solidarity & Lizzie | LDShadowLady, Joel | SmallishBeans/Lizzie | LDShadowLady, Jimmy | Solidarity & Joel | SmallishBeans 2 chapters | 24,012 words Jimmy runs, Jimmy runs from everything he has ever known, everything he's destroyed, and finds the smallest, tiniest, isolatedist place to call his own — serving out a sentence he'll never finish atoning for. But he's not very good at being cruel — even to himself, and when people reach out to him for help, he helps. Even when that person might be a painfully familiar pink-haired young woman who doesn't remember him in the slightest.

there's a patch of dirt where scott's pacing has worn away the grass by wren-kitchens Life SMP Series Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Joel | SmallishBeans & Scott | Smajor1995 One-Shot | 1,601 words there’s a patch of dirt where scott’s pacing has worn away the grass entirely, but he doesn’t stop — can’t stop. the hole is officially filled, bricked up to dirt with deepslate, all stalagmites gathered in a chest hidden away from the view of any — anyone who might come here. bigb was conspiring against him — that’s fine, it’s fine as long as he doesn’t — he can see it coming now. they won’t get the jump on him, not again. out of the corner of his eye, he sees movement, and before his brain can catch up, scott has his sword pointed at the throat of a surprised looking joel. it occurs to him too late that this isn’t the way someone who was dealing well with something would react, and he sees that recognition mirrored in joel’s grin.

To The Ends Of The Earth by orphan_account Empires SMP Rated T | M/M, Multi | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Joel | SmallishBeans & MythicalSausage, MythicalSausage/Scott | Smajor1995, Jimmy | Solidarity/Scott | Smajor1995 One-Shot | 9,915 words “The prayer came through as Joel was in the act of climbing back down the scaffolding. Strangely, this one didn’t come from any of his usual worshippers. In fact, it wasn’t a prayer at all. It was a whole storm of emotion rolling over him. A tightness in his throat, a suckerpunch to his gut, anguished tears blurring his eyes. This wasn’t some random person petitioning him for a frivolous blessing. This was something serious. Something important.” Hermes goes missing. Fearing the worst, Sausage calls on Joel for help.

trying to kill the moon by hoorayy Empires SMP Rated T | M/M | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Pixlriffs/Oli | TheOrionSound One-Shot | 9,427 words “You’re not a serial killer, by the way?” Oli begins, taking the first step into breaking the windy silence that’s pervaded the car ever since the passenger door closed behind him, “Because I am a serial killer, and it’s going to be really awkward when we both go to kill each other and realise we’ve seriously misjudged the situation.” The driver laughs. It’s a good sound, Oli decides; warm, full. He says, before he’s even done laughing, flowing right from the joy to the answer, “Oh, no, really? You’ve seen right through me already, this is–Well, this is awkward.” “I’m Oli,” he says, finally. Might be good to know the name of the man you’re travelling with. “Pix,” the driver says. -- oli's a free-spirited traveller. pix has an empty passenger seat. they go for a drive.

Voidsong by MawoftheMagnetar Hermitcraft SMP Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply impulseSV One-Shot | 3,504 words Impulse's solo endbusting trip goes off the rails, and he finds himself stranded in the Outer End with no elytra and no backup. Will he be able to escape with his life, or will whatever's scared off all the endermen get him next?

When The Dawn Breaks by scented_soap (amewphberry_has_no_knees) Hermitcraft SMP Rated T | Gen | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings impulseSV & Skizzleman, impulseSV & ZedaphPlays & TangoTek, BdoubleO100 & impulseSV, impulseSV & Everyone 38/42 chapters | 142,943 words There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome in his village. Surely nothing will go wrong, right? Impulse has three months to live the life he's always wanted... but without Skizz by his side. Surely something's bound to go wrong.

Super Mario

I Hope You Know You're Loved by Yotsubadancesintherain5 Rated G | F/M, Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Princess Daisy/Luigi, Luigi & Mario One-Shot | 2,400 words Luigi is sent out on a shopping trip. He has no idea what is waiting for him when he gets home.

Junior's Birthday in the Player One Luigi AU by keylovesstuff Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Princess Peach & Bowser Jr. One-Shot | 1,444 words "Dad, were you guys training the army again? I think you all went a little overboard." The prince commented in the direction of several laid out soldiers before letting out a surprise gasp. "Mama Peach, " he yelled in excitement, running towards and jumping into her open arms as she stood up. "Surprise," she said, pulling the koopaling into a tighter embrace. "Didn't I promise I'd come see you on your birthday?" She reminded him, smiling when she felt him nod in her neck.

Long Way Home by lizadale Rated T | Multi | No Archive Warnings Apply Team Bleck Polycule 2/3 chapters | 12,467 words The Void has closed, and O'Chunks finds Nastasia wandering Flopside like a zombie. Finding a new way to live when you can't outrun your past is difficult; luckily, she finds plenty of help.

Once, in a Blue Moon by batneko Rated G | M/M | No Archive Warnings Apply Bowser/Luigi 7 chapters | 46,873 words A prophecy states that Luigi and Bowser can stop a threat, but only if they're married.

Rainbow Madness by stripetkatteLaLaLa54 Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Luigi & Mario One-Shot | 3,845 words While riding a roller coaster, Mario gets a little bit too much reminded of a certain Rainbow Road incident. Takes place sometime after the movie.

Summer Rain by peaches2217 Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Luigi & Mario, Mario/Princess Peach One-Shot | 3,788 words “You really think I’m that useless?” Luigi didn’t even look over his shoulder, yet his voice pierced through the ambiance of the streets. “I don’t need a missing friend and a dead brother.”

Super Mario Moonlight by Istadris Rated G | M/M | No Archive Warnings Apply Bowser/Luigi, Bowser & Bowser Jr., Bowser & Princess Peach One-Shot | 4,875 words Everything was going according to plan. His secret hideout had been sneakily built inside a volcano conveniently forbidden to the local population (but rules didn't apply to him because he was that cool); his staff was hand-picked for their capacity to keep state secrets, and innocuous enough to go shopping in Delfino Plaza without drawing attention; Junior was clearly heeding his warnings about staying under the radar, given how none of the island residents had seemed to notice him; he had plenty of ideas for dates with Luigi, even taking in account their need for discretion, Luigi's aversion for big crowds and his own need for thrilling activities. Yeah, Bowser had a very, very good feeling about this vacation. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Untarnished by peaches2217 Rated M | F/M | No Archive Warnings Apply Mario/Princess Peach 4/? chapters | 22,578 words Three months in captivity will take its toll on anyone. She wasn’t sure she was still the same Peach as before, nor was she certain she cared for whatever had taken its place. So why did he still look at her as if she were an untarnished jewel among coals? OR: somewhere between wounds, weakness, trauma, and desire, Peach figures out how to live again.

Ace Attorney

A Warm Sort of Place by mllelaurel Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Maggey Byrde/Dick Gumshoe, Dick Gumshoe & Klavier Gavin, Dick Gumshoe & Simon Blackquill One-Shot | 4,602 words Gumshoe is a comforting presence. (Written for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.)

if anyone cares at all by unavoidablekoishi Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Dick Gumshoe & Franziska von Karma One-Shot | 13,336 words As gently as he can muster, because he’s well aware he loses track of his own strength from time to time, he slides a finger under her fringe to tuck it out of the way, and the heat radiating from her face can be felt from inches away. She’s...sweating. Her usual pale complexion is marred with a deep hue of what, in this light, looks like grey, but what Gumshoe can tell is actually bright red. When the cold air hits her face, she stirs just a little. Not enough to open her eyes, but enough to shift her arm further beneath her head, twisting it to the side. She sniffles, snotty and undignified, and the penny finally drops for Gumshoe. She’s sick.

Seam Ripper by RokettoMusashi Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Franziska von Karma/Maya Fey One-Shot | 2,110 words There in the unremarkable shelter of her apartment kitchen, Franziska is unraveling. Or, rather, she has been for quite some time now. Maya can pinpoint exactly when that first thread came loose. Early—but not that early—in the bed they often shared. // Written for Lavender Blue: An Ace Attorney FranMaya Zine.

Whiplash by RokettoMusashi Rated G | F/F | No Archive Warnings Apply Pearl Fey & Franziska von Karma, Franziska von Karma/Maya Fey One-Shot | 6,300 words No good deed goes unpunished... somehow, though, Franziska can't bring herself to regret this one. // Written for Sicktember 2024 Day 2: Too Much of a Good Thing / Overindulgence

the (w)right stuff by worms212 Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Trucy Wright & Apollo Justice, Thalassa Gramarye & Apollo Justice, Thalassa Gramarye & Trucy Wright, Phoenix Wright & Apollo Justice 2 Chapters | 12,447 words "How strange, to feel like the ghost of a dead boy and his father wrapped up in one, to feel Thalassa’s years of grief projected onto himself, a young man she barely knows at all." OR: After the dust has settled at last, Phoenix sits Trucy and Apollo down for an important revelation. This is the fallout, in a series of vignettes as seen through Apollo's eyes.

MCU

The Care and Feeding of Lost Causes by Theotrix Rated M | F/M, M/M | No Archive Warnings Apply Bruce Banner/Clint Barton, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov 9 chapters | 65,149 words “You’re a former hermit with a history of depression and an alter ego who smashes buildings, and somehow you’ve found a person who gets you out interacting with the world. Trust me on this: hold onto him as hard as he will let you.”

The Turing Test by NiennaNir Rated T | Other | No Archive Warnings Apply JARVIS/OC 39 chapters | 86,168 words There's a point at which a machine becomes capable of thinking for itself. Beyond that point is one at which the line between machine and man becomes so blurred that one can no longer tell the difference. When does a machine become a person, and how does that person find their place in a sea of humanity?

Legend of Zelda

A Little Experiment (Or Four) by gurlgallade Linked Universe Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Four & Legend & Twilight & Warriors & Wind 5 chapters | 7,403 words Now that Four’s more colorful secret is out, Vio wants to conduct an… informal experiment to better understand the nature of the Four Sword. Legend, Wind, Twilight, and Warriors all help, and maybe learn a little bit about themselves in the process.

Honey Nut by liketolaugh Rated T | F/M | No Archive Warnings Apply Link/Mipha, Link & OCs, Link & Zelda 5 chapters | 7,403 words It turns out that the death of the Calamity doesn't prevent more things from falling apart. A year after the fall of Calamity Ganon, eighteen year old Link goes back in time to before the end of the world, before the fall of Hyrule, before he ever even drew his sword, and starts to fix things before they can go wrong. It takes a while before he realizes he might be able to regain pieces of himself, too.

Danny Phantom

Now's The Time (Get In Line) by AKelaNakamura Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Casper High Students & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Tucker Foley & Sam Manson, Danny Fenton & Ember McLain, Danny Fenton & Sidney Poindexter One-Shot | 8,969 words Casper High's student body isn't stupid. They know something is up with Danny Fenton, and they aren't so blind to not see the scars on his body. They don't know how he's getting them, but the rumors and theories run rampant. Things rapidly become clear when the GIW gains just enough power to go on a targeted hunt for Phantom. And they find him — right in the middle of Casper High's cafeteria. A boy with black hair and blue eyes. Their mistake was announcing their intent to zero in solely on Phantom. And Casper High isn't about to let the jerks in white take their ghost boy. Even if their hero isn't who they thought.

The Life and Death of Danny Phantom by liketolaugh Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Danny Fenton & Jack Fenton & Maddie Fenton, Danny Fenton & Valerie Gray, Danny Fenton & Tucker Foley & Sam Manson, Danny Fenton & Vlad Masters 25/? chapters | 111,962 words Danny Phantom died in a lab accident. This is fairly common knowledge, considering his attire, but Maddie didn't make the connection until she overheard him talking about it with some of the other ghosts. Then she notices how much he looks like Danny. How much he sounds like him. How similar their mannerisms are, and their habits, and their sense of humor. Unfortunately, she still manages to come to some slightly wrong conclusions.

Batman

the flute of your whole existence by LovesFrogs Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne One-Shot | 4,220 words He could voice his greatest fears, weaknesses, or most secret dreams at the drop of a hat; all the things he’s never put into words before and keeps tucked close between his ribs. What kind of ammunition is his son going to ask for? What will he make Bruce admit, knowing he is incapable of a lie?

You, Me, and the Humanity in Between by JUBE514 Rated T | Gen, M/M | No Archive Warnings Apply Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne & Alfred Pennyworth One-Shot | 65,898 words Bruce doesn’t know what’s wrong with his child, but he’s pretty sure kids aren’t meant to work like this. From the day he had looked up into the tops of the circus tent and saw a frightened mirror image of a boy who had just experienced the worst day of his life, Bruce had instantly gone into emergency mode. The Gotham PD had wanted to pass the boy off into the care of the circus. The circus had mumbled underneath their breaths about superstitions, about not having a boy like that with them, about not being able to handle something like Dick. So GCPD, not knowing what to do, had started talking about one of the handful of overburdened boy homes that handles a majority of Gotham’s unlucky orphans. All the while, the camera lights flash bright and loud, wanting to know everything. Bruce couldn’t let that happen. Not then, not ever again. ~ Bruce is trying his best to protect the city that he loves. He doesn't know how exactly his Robins came to be — they're not fully human, not even at all. All he knows is that he wants to keep them safe.

Danny Phantom x DCU

Like and Survive — Phantom’s Guide to Young Hero Survival by robinasnyder Rated T | Gen | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings 121/? chapters | 435,699 words When the world becomes aware of teenaged superheroes there is an immediate and fierce wave of backlash and controversy. That's where Phantom comes in. Phantom saved the world from a meteor fifteen years back; an impressive feat back in the day but now that meteors threatening all life on earth is such a common event that hardly anyone thinks about it. Phantom is considered an old timer who deals with a small city and nowhere else. When he begins uploading videos with advice for young heroes, he hopes a few new heroes might avoid some of the pain he went through. He's shocked at just how popular his advice suddenly becomes.

The Human Prince of Ghosts by Ace_of_Roses Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Tim Drake & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton/Tucker Foley/Sam Manson, Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton, Cassandra Cain & Danny Fenton, Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake 7/? chapters | 65,300 words Danny has been King for a few centuries now, but he's still half-ghost, immortal or not. So every now and again, Clockwork likes to kick him out of the Realms to go play human for a decade or two. It's usually pretty boring. This time, though, he meets a small child with a camera and a lot of pointed questions and immediately has Dad Instincts about it.

Other Assorted Fandoms

Beyond the Final Frontier by astralithium Super Mario x Sonic the Hedgehog Rated T | F/M, Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Miles "Tails" Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario/Princess Peach, Miles “Tails” Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog & Princess Peach & Mario 25/55 chapters | 150,071 words As he thought about it, he realized a few things. First, that the destines of Mobius and the Mushroom World would be forever entwined because their worlds were forever entwined—and the destiny of their heroes was similar, no matter which way he picked. Secondly: despite his strength, and the strength of his brother, Mario and Peach wanted them to stay, not because they were helpless, but because they wanted them to grow up safe. And thirdly, he really didn’t mind that prospect. Somehow that was the strangest part about this. (Or: How a hedgehog with attachment issues and a traumatized fox found the two people in the world who might get it)

Complex Inquiries by MeaslyFurball Sonic the Hedgehog Rated T | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Metal Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Original Characters, Amy Rose, E-123 Omega, Dr. Eggman 19 chapters | 103,958 words Unit MS-1, colloquially known as “Metal Sonic”, has three truths that govern its existence — Core directive: destroy Sonic the Hedgehog using superior speed and power. Core directive: Obey Dr. Ivo Robotnik above any and all else. Core directive: maintain superiority over Sonic the Hedgehog. — until a catastrophic malfunction rips through its processor, and it is forced to confront questions it was never designed to answer. The world beyond awaits.

In the heat of the moment. by small_spanish_face Miitopia Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Great Sage & Protagonist, Cleric & Mage, Pop Star & Mage, Cat/Mage, Protagonist & Teammates One-Shot | 2,605 words Our Hero has fallen (quite literally) ill after a tough battle, and he simply cannot accept it. ~ Written for Sicktember 2024 Day 23: Under a spell.

One of The Guys by chantolove Hikaru no Go Rated G | Gen | No Archive Warnings Apply Shindou Hikaru & Touya Akira, Shindou Hikaru & Kurata Atsushi, Touya Akira & Kurata Atsushi One-Shot | 7,828 words The last time Akira had unexpectedly woken up in the middle of the night, he’d literally chalked it up to a psychic premonition. The will of the universe. Fate wanting him to see what he’d seen through the crack in the door that night, to glean that small but valuable new understanding of his father. This time was not nearly such a profound experience.

Primum Non Nocere - A 'To Forgive is Divine' Side Story by AughtPunk Cult of the Lamb Rated T | F/F, M/M, Multi, Other | No Archive Warnings Apply Kallamar/OC, The Lamb/The One Who Waits | Narinder, Heket/OCs, Leshy/The Yellow Cat, Shamura/OC, Heket & Kallamar & Leshy & The One Who Waits | Narinder & Shamura 14 chapters | 69,899 words Kallamar considers himself the greatest medical mind the cult, no, the world has ever seen. However no one else seems to appreciate his genius. Luckily his newest invention--the syringe--will show everyone that he's the most important person in the world. But as he's busy showing all of the naysayers wrong he could really use a new assistant to help him out. Luckily for him, there's a recently-brought-back-to-life lamb that could use a job. The question is can the pair get along enough to solve a sudden, strange medical emergency? Or, even more importantly, fall in love?

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Also — I wanted to give a special shout out to the Super Mario fic whimsey by cosmic_boba on AO3, which was a super cute Kamek & Baby Bowser fic that I would have loved to link to for you but when I went to reread the fic a few weeks after it first posted I found out it had been deleted 😭😭😭 One of the most devastating things to ever happen to me, tbh; that fic was so so good. Anyway, if anyone’s able to track it down post-mortem then I would owe you my life. Otherwise, uh…consider it the honorary 51st fic on this list, haha.

[espanolbot2]

Hm, that would be funny if that was the point of divergence that made the Fantastic Four's version of the 1960s to be all cool and retrofuturistic in their world...

That is, it being a world were Steve wasn't frozen and because of that maybe both MCU specific issues (Hydra infiltrating SHIELD) and IRL historical issues (such as African American troops being denied the benefits of the GI Bill despite original promises) turned out different just by his publicly being around in the years following the Second World War.

Heck, if you wanted you could go full JFK homage and suggest in this alternate timeline he ran for president, and that's why things also went great (would President Steve Rogers have allowed Henry Kissinger to get the influence he did? Hell, how would his presence have changed the Cold War and would it have even been a thing)?

Of course, if you didn't want it to be 100% good times because of drama, Steve could also still have gotten assassinated or survived an assassination attempt by either by a disgruntled rando like in real life, any of the other historical suspects (for one example, the Texan oil industry HATED JFK because he was going to get rid of their Oil Depletion Allowance tax break and whipped up enough resentment towards him in Dallas that people were actively telling Kennedy not to go there) or MCU-specific culprits (such as a brainwashed Bucky for extra sadness).

[crossovergeek2005]

AU MCU [Marvel Cinematic Universe] Non-Marvel Character 1: Denahi (Brother Bear)

Full name: Denahi Copeland

Age in Endgame: 36 (NOTE (Updated at 8:03 PM EST on May 19, 2025): I initially put his age in Endgame as 37, but then I remembered that Endgame takes place in October, and I headcanon Denahi's birthday to be November 11 (that headcanon is thanks to his pic on the Disneystrology Book (on the Disney Wiki)), so I changed his age to be more appropriate with the timeline)

Gender: Male (transgender)

Sexuality: Bi (with a preference for men)

(And don't comment on his gender and sexuality either! Remember, not only is this an alternate version of the OG character, but this is also an alternate version of this character in an alternate version of ithe Marvel Cinematic Universe (And mnind you, the comics have had LGBTQIA+ stories and characters since before the MCU even became a thing, so...))

Family: Kenai (brother), Sitka (brother), Unnamed Parents [deceased]

Relationships in AU MCU: TBA

(Added the 2 below entries at: 11:56 PM 5/7/25 (7/5/25 or 25/5/7 for more international folks)

Closest Allies (OG MCU Characters): Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Wanda Maximoff, Steve Rogers (More TBA)

Closest Allies (Non-Marvel Characters): Kenai, Sitka, Maui (Moana), John Silver (Treasure Planet), Moana (Moana), Moses (The Prince Of Egypt), Rameses (The Prince Of Egypt) (More TBA)

Current State: Alive

Status: Somewhat Good

Alias: Wrathful Wiseman

Alias Coined By: The "Wiseman" part was coined by a more supportive public who also happened to know the Bible (reference to the Three Wise Men), but Denahi sees it as more of a representation of his totem (Wolf of Wisdom); The "Wrathful" part was coined by the general public thanks to his ability (more on that later), so if asked about his alias, he and the others simply refers to him as "The Wiseman"

Nicknames: 'Nahi (by Kenai and Sitka), Wiseman (by the general public (hero name wise), though Tony uses it as a sarcastic quip at times), Wolfman (by Tony), Clever Sage (by Wanda (only once in MoM as an insult))

Race: Mutant (not revealed until Phase 4)

Abilities: Fire (Can attack enemies with purple colored flames and can set himself on fire at will), Fireproof (immune to fire), Longevity (able to live twice the length of normal human beings thanks to his ability (his flame ability also heals him when absolutely needed and slows him his aging)), Super Speed (with the help of his fire ability), Flying (with the help of his fire ability), Levitation (with the help of his fire ability), Heightened Senses

(Below entry added at: 12:44 AM at 5/8/25 (8/5/25 or 25/5/8 for more international folks))

Paraphernalia: Spear, Totem, Necklace (given to him by Wanda during the events of Civil War), Bracelet (given to him by Natasha during the events of Age Of Ultron)

Appearances in the AU MCU (Updated 5/8/25 (8/5/25 or 25/5/8 for more international folks) at 11:04 PM): Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Age Of Ultron, Captain America: Civil War, Avengers: Infinity War, Avengers: Endgame, WandaVision (brief appearance in final episode), Black Widow (maybe), Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness, Untitled Fan-Written series (2 of them, one centering around AU MCU!Kenai and the other centering around himself), Untitled Fan-Written film (This one features him as an antagonist of sorts (though not by choice)), maybe Deadpool and Wolverine (we'll see, depending on where the fan-made projects go)

Pics of Denahi in all his fiery glory below:

[Caption: Denahi (in his fireball-like form) as shown in Age Of Ultron, Civil War, and Infinity War]

[Caption: Denahi (in his fireball-like form) as shown in Endgame]

[Caption: Denahi (in his fireball-like form) post-Endgame]

Denahi's overall story (including his backstory!) in the AU MCU will be posted later. No idea when that will be, though...

Have a great day or night, wherever you guys are!

[musette22]

thank you for your answer, it makes total sense lol I still watch mcu but it will never be the same time as they confirmed there are certain characters (and actors lbfr) who they truly care about and that's it. the fact they can't even explain where steve spent his life (alternative timeline? a timeloop?) shows they don't care about steve at all and for me bucky and steve are so narratively connected that not only steve's ending makes no sense, nor does bucky's story we see now. it's very sad that mcu had an amazing love story (that they didn't even have to make an obvious canon to be great) and ruined it

Ahh you're so welcome, and thank you for being so understanding and getting it!

Unfortunately you're completely right. If they'd truly cared about Steve, they'd have given him an ending that wasn't the complete anthisesis of everything he stood for.

And that's a great way of putting it, Bucky and Steve are so narratively connected that separating them for no good reason totally invalidates and ruins not only their previous story, but any future ones too. It's a crying shame marvel managed to create one of the most beautiful love stories of all time, whether platonically or romantically depending on how you view it, and they just tossed it in the trash for the worst possible reasons. Anyway, as you can tell, I'm still more angry about it than I want to be, so I'm just going to read a good Stucky fic now and maybe I'll calm down 😂💖

[jadelotusflower]

Stargate rewatch: 1x19 There But For The Grace of God

One of my favourite episodes titles of the series, also kicking off what is essentially a four episode arc to end season 1 and kick off season 2. 90’s tv was the eternal battle between episodic and arc-based storytelling, and I actually think the show threaded the needle quite well.

I do love an alternative universe episode, back in the beforetimes when a multiverse served a story purpose and not just a fodder for fanservice of the “your favourite character, and they’ve got a new hat!” variety.

The story credit for this episode is David Kemper, an Executive Producer for Farscape, but this is his only Stargate contribution. Robert C Cooper wrote the teleplay, and the episode was directed by David Warry-Smith, his first of 11 for the show.

Love that they brought back Catherine, Elizabeth Hoffman is great (RIP). Given that Jack is a general in this timeline, perhaps we can assume he kept her on the project as opposed to the main timeline’s General West shutting things down/sidelining her after Abydos?

But Jack still went on the Abydos (suicide) mission so presumably wasn’t a general at that time. I know we have to be la la la don’t think about it with the alternate timelines but I’m so curious how things went down in this universe!

How long did it take them to work out how to use the gate without Daniel’s help? I guess they couldn’t communicate with the Abydonians without Daniel but they still were able to kill Ra - how? If they never went to Chulak what triggered Apophis’s interest in them to mount an attack on Earth? Why is the attack in this universe before the attack in the prime universe when really the events should be delayed in the AU?

This is a decent wig for Sam. Sadly, the only decent wig she’ll get the entire series.

I also wonder what was the difference in this universe so Sam didn’t join the Airforce.

Daniel guilelessly giving the address for Chulak right after taking about Jack intending to blow up Abydos. He’s so used to his Jack whose come so far since then, never even thinking that alt!Jack may not have, and what they might want the coordinates for.

lol, Daniel walks down the stairs, crosses the room, looks at the map, then puts on his glasses.

“Every one of those red dots is a destroyed city.” Apophis a fan of the United Celtic Nations it seems.

Daniel finally twigs that he might be in an alternate reality (with Sam defining it for him), but we can’t be too harsh, he canonically has zero pop culture game and this was the 90’s. Even in todays over-saturation of multiverse content Daniel would probably still have no clue.

They made a decent attempt at Spader!Daniel with this pic!

Daniel and being dead/missing in alternate realities/timelines, name a better duo.

It is interesting that in a lot of the AUs the show explores, Daniel’s lack of involvement in the Stargate program coincides with that universe being doomed.

I forgot that the 38 minute gate window was first established in this episode! That’s a huge piece of lore originating in an alternate universe.

It wouldn’t be an alternate universe without at least one character with silly hair.

Generally I prefer AUs that explore character rather than ones used to advance plot (or are lazy fanservice looking at you mcu), and while the primary purpose of this episode is to give Daniel forewarning of the Goa’uld attack and the gate address to the source, there is some nice stuff here especially around Jack and Teal’c.

Because at their core alt!Jack and alt!Teal’c are still the same - Teal’c still hates the Goa’uld, Jack is still willing to take big risks on his instincts, and there’s a mirror to Children of the Gods where Jack reaches out to Teal’c, but it’s a dark mirror, and it’s the little differences that matter because Jack isn’t the same person as the one in CotG, who went through the Abydos mission with Daniel and came out a better person, instead he’s the one that sent the bomb that killed Teal’c’s family, and it dooms them both.

Opening credits shot!

“I also wish to blow us all to hell.” Alt!Sam is a badass. No difference to prime!Sam there.

There’s also an interesting moment between Teal’c and Daniel in the gateroom - Teal’c doesn’t shoot straight away when he could have, so maybe Jack telling him of the alternate universe where Teal’c was fighting the Goa’uld got through. He still fires as Daniel runs for the gate, but only hits him in the shoulder - at such close range Teal’c could probably have made the kill shot. His hesitation saved Daniel’s life, and ultimately the life of his other self.

Because Daniel’s presence in the other reality changes nothing for it - alt Jack, Sam, Teal’c and Catherine all still die, the Stargate is destroyed and that would have happened anyway (with maybe the exception of Jack being able to stall Teal’c to set the self destruct).

But Daniel’s changed - there but for the grace of god (or fate) go our team.

[bulkyphrase]

Cap-IM Rec Week - Fluffy Friday

Day 5 of @cap-ironman's rec week event!

Please enjoy some nice stories where nice things happen - many are also very funny!

Work of Art by veryvincible (@veryvincible) (616 | Mature | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings | 5,656 words)

Summary: Tony smelled… off. Wrong. He smelled strange in a way that would justify the cold, Steve thought. There was a metallic layer to blood that Steve was used to smelling, and in Tony, that was distinctly not present. So, Steve concluded, Tony must have had an iron deficiency. Something to that effect, at least. He became faint without warning, he was chilly as the dead, and he was as pale as any man Steve had ever seen. - Tony Stark is a vampire. It's common knowledge, at this point. Somehow, Steve isn't aware of that little fact.

Whatever sorrow shakes from your heart by BlossomsintheMist (@blossomsinthemist) (616 | Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | 7,866 words)

Summary: Steve gets hurt, and the team bands together to make him feel better. Set in the early classic days of 616 canon, not long after Steve joined the Avengers; written for Project Happy Steve.

Machines and Marvels by rainbowninja167 (@rainbowtitania) (MCU | Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | 23,443 words)

Summary: "The only future in which you have a hope of defeating Thanos is one where the Avengers remain whole and undivided. Do you understand? No matter what else happens, it’s imperative that the Avengers stay together." “Wait. What the fuck are the Avengers?” Or: In an alternate timeline where the Avengers never formed, Steve and Tony need a crash course in team bonding. Stephen Strange just had to take that literally.

More below the cut!

On the Wing by FestiveFerret (@festiveferrets) (MCU | Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | 1,572 words)

Summary: "You have a seagull on your head."

inside man by Mizzy (@mizzy2k) (616 | General Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | 1,085 words)

Summary: Steve realizes that Iron Man is a great source of inside-knowledge for his first date with Tony Stark! Also available as a podfic read by Cathalinareads (@cathalinaheart)

Get Some Now by Sineala (@sineala) (616 | Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | 10,376 words)

Summary: Avengers Mansion has a mysterious feline infestation. Meanwhile, Steve just can't figure out how to ask Tony out on a date. And the thirteen teleporting cats sure aren't helping matters any. Also available as a podfic read by where_thewind_blows (@flowersthroughthecracks)

no matchmaking before breakfast by nanasekei (@elcorhamletlive) (MCU | Not Rated | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings | 3,435 words)

Summary: “I don’t even find Steve attractive,” Natasha says, eyes following greedily every drop of coffee the machine pours, for once in her life genuinely unaware of the impact her words are about to cause.

More Than Skin Deep by Sineala (@sineala) (616 | Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | 3,521 words)

Summary: Tony can just about accept the fact that he and Steve were kidnapped and replaced by Skrulls for three months. But what he can't figure out is why none of the Avengers noticed. And what he really can't figure out is why none of their teammates will tell them what the Skrulls did while they were gone. Also available as a podfic read by AudioSilks (WhenasInSilks) (@whenas-in-silks)

The God of Solid Life Advice by kehinki (MCU | Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | 1,583 words)

Summary: It's 2012. Steve is just informed by Loki that Bucky's alive. Loki also tells him some other things.

Gift With Purchase by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc) (MCU | Teen And Up Audiences | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings | 5,599 words)

Summary: “Just…” and Tony could practically hear Pepper attempting to rub the tension out of her temples. “Just so we are clear,” Pepper began, trying to sound business-like, as if this were just any other phone call about stocks or production or whatever it was Pepper was usually blathering on about, “At the gala event for the Wounded Warriors Foundation, of which Stark Industries is a major donor, you met one Steven G. Rogers, Captain, U.S. Army Special Forces, one of the most decorated soldiers in all the armed forces, one of the handful of living Medal of Honor recipients, the man People Magazine dubbed “Captain America” in their front page story about his battlefield heroics that saved multiple lives, which went on to detail how his spare time is devoted to, and I’m quoting here, “providing art therapy to troubled and disadvantaged youth from the Brooklyn, New York area where Capt. Rogers grew up,” and you mistook him for a high-priced hooker and then proceeded to proposition him.” Tony paused, breathing in deeply. “Well, when you say it like that, it just sounds bad.”

[blindtaleteller]

Hi. Send good vibes to you 🤭 I love your posts 😻

I saw your answer about Frigga - her role as a lady. I wanted to ask ;D In my version, Sigyn was left without parents and has never been to Asgard. She grew up on Earth. I won't reveal too much of the plot of the fic, but she is supposed to have a certain ability that will slightly affect her personality😇

Coming back to the question… because I talk too much ;p It's an alternative to the Loki series. I rely mainly on advertisement Hyundai Commercial' PROMO. So Loki escaped, no TVA, Loki is now free on Earth😊

He's building a base on the island - mercenaries and such, he protects it from sight of Heimdall. The Avengers are after him…

And… finally… He is lonely, so while going to the library, where he was looking for maps of some artifact, he saw Sigyn napping… And he kidnapped her 😁😁

So…I won't reveal Sigyn's side of the story because I'm writing from Loki's POV. But let's just say that she is very polite towards him, calm and nice, she is not agressive and not say any bad word or beg of freedom. She is calm and just do things like art or watching tv. As far as he knows, she hasn't tried anything in terms of escaping. He put her up in nice apartments, dresses and such. He kidnapped her - because she is very attractive and he is lonely - it's a variation of the scene from the comic book, where instead of kidnapping there was the murder of Theorica and a false identity. And butterfly effect - I'm erasing Thanos and his plot - here, Ronan found the stone faster, killed Thanos, but before he got to Xandar, he overcontrolled his power and disintegrated into nothingness. End😎

How will Loki treat Sigyn in this, I would like your opinion, because I love your posts 😁😁depends on his upbringing, views and all new situation. Tell me bit about Loki's side of story. I will very grateful for writting 🥰

So.. this got a little long, even trying to cut it down but! I hope this helps..?

Okay, this is actually a little difficult to answer for more than a few reasons that I can boil down to the following that would affect the answer most, for a lot of reasons:

Circumstance and especially psychological status of the era

Time/Era of changing events

How much your timeline has changed

How much comic you're stitching into the story (which I am assuming is mostly MCU based??)

And those things are, of course interwoven.

Being lonely with his personality in particular as we've seen it, wouldn't be much of a reason short term (when I say short I mean anything less than five or maybe even five hundred years: for someone who has an equatable lifespan to an Asgardian totaling at 5000 years or possibly more; as one of several reasons and examples) to kidnap anyone on it's own. This is especially, extra true if you've kept any of his history from 2013.

But that's likely to be especially true of anything kept from the MCU timeline from 2012 and prior, which I'm guessing is the case with the things you've mentioned. The big pieces would be how the events of Thor 2011 went down, whether or not his time as a captive of Thanos during 2011 still happened, and what if anything else changed during the failed 2012 invasion.. in that order: because each one affected his character (mind, emotional state and more) and the events that followed both personally and universally in huge ways.

When the Ronin/Thanos fallout happened and how is also important; but only after answering those questions: because if those things happened similarly whether it was to mostly retain his character integrity or any other reason (and I really do suggest you keep the majority: those events do help him shape himself,) then he would likely still have incredibly great interest in making certain the stones were out of the reach of any remaining remnants of Thanos' forces or generals, and anyone like him that might crop up. Remember: at his core this is a person who spent five years pretending he was dead after Thanos' threat through the Other wearing the face of a 'father' he likely despised loving regardless of that love being a likely result of his nearly brainwashed status as a Fostered captive prince.

Ultimately, if this is the way I think it is: it's pretty likely he had a breaking point between stress and more to further excuse taking Sigyn, and probably would feel guilt for it after the fact; with little to do about it other than just roll with it and try to make her as comfortable as possible. Even more likely that's the case with the Avengers looking for him, to have to worry about how they might label or suspect her as an innocent after he HAD grabbed her on that broken whim. I think it's very likely that her presence would be a double-edged sword at first as a result: adding to his stress, while both needing her calm and questioning it. After all, he hasn't been given a lot of proof that trust in others is a thing he should trust on more than a disposable surface level with his background, elder or current.

I could go on in more detail, but ultimately .. lacking the details of those things and approach is what makes this a very difficult ask to answer.

And they are very important details when it comes to a question like this, because and as several of the muses has pointed out and I've put on page in extras myself: the details are what make the sum. Especially in AU or Alternate timeline stories.. in large part due to the fact that the changed details especially are what make them 'alternate' to begin with, if you get my meaning.

Your best helper to answering that question more clearly yourself though and in my experience; is how much you know and understand about the character, and especially their background. Remember, they have to have a reason to do or say or react to something that fits them for it to feel or be genuine. And the only way that happens from a writers perspective is to drop everything else, put yourself in their place and circumstance and history: and write how that person would react to what you're throwing at them in all regards with those things and their reactions to them as well as how they feel about all of that and their own role in those things taken into account.

Keep in mind that this is my suggestion and my way of doing things, and..

That can be difficult on several levels and even exhausting at times, too. But and for me; it is also the most honest way to go about it without losing the very important core of the character (or characters) you write for.

This is, I guess.. another way of saying and using the muses favorite term 'turn the gem' if you manage it: as you have to be able to change your perspectives or be adaptable as that character if it's a single perspective anyway, for them to reach a true and clear understanding of others and their perspectives in whatever story your're writing.

If you're stuck, don't be afraid to backtrack and write another version of a section or interaction sequence either: and don't be too afraid to stretch outside of your personal boundaries either, to get it where it feels reasonably right from their direction.

I've done that numerous times, and in some cases written almost a dozen alternate scenes; some of which went entirely different directions before settling on the ones I preferred. Even then, there have been even more times I've gone back after writing and readjusted some things, or added small details.

Don't rush yourself. Take your time. And don't be afraid to correct yourself when needed, to tell the story you want to tell with and about the character (or characters) you've chosen to represent with that writing.

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Hopefully you or some of your wonderful followers can help me out with a really odd question: what is the difference between an AU and a crossover fic?

This might sound silly, but I've always assumed that a crossover is something like "Sherlock and John, while solving a case, cross paths with Mulder and Scully who are also trying to solve their mystery, and they join up to work together." vs. an AU is more like "Sherlock and John are solving cases in the X-Files universe" and their characters are like combinations: Sherlock/Mulder and John/Scully. But the characters from X-Files don't actually exist in the fic.

Or even fics that are just a completely new universe altogether, not necessarily based on an already known one (like Sherlock and John are from Las Vegas and Sherlock the always winning poker player is under suspicion from security guard John that he is cheating, and that is how they meet, etc etc) would be considered an AU.

Anyway, that is how I've always filtered on AO3 when searching. But now I've come across a few lately that are tagged AU but when I start reading them, they are more what I consider crossover fics (which aren't my preference, sorry. I just don't care to read about Sherlock and Iron Man working together lol).

Maybe I've missed out on some great fics that were tagged as crossover but were actually AU's? Is my assumption of which one is which completely off base? Other than reading every fic until it's obvious which type of story it is, is there a better way to at least get an idea for filtering purposes?

I don't want to miss out on fantastic fics because I don't really understand what they're about because I've misunderstood all along!

Thank you for any help you or your followers can give! 😁

Hey Nonny!

Alright, so here's how _I_ personally understand it, and I'm probably totally off-piste, but it's how I've always understood and try my best in my sorting of fics. PLEASE note that EVERYTHING BELOW is how I PERSONALLY UNDERSTAND it all.

Generally, there's a VERY thin line between AUs and Crossovers AND it also melts into Fusion fics as well.

Alternate Universes:

Basically, AU (or Alternate Universe, for my newbie lovelies) is the "larger umbrella term" that all fics NOT following canon events have. These can be as simple as a non-canon-compliant fic, but GENERALLY it's understood as stories that take place in different franchises, eras, timelines, professions, species, etc. That's the broader definition. It covers everything, really. It doesn't necessarily mean just other franchises, but it can contain them.

But in terms of "this story with BBC Sherlock Characters takes place during the Avengers" for instance, each character from BBC Sherlock REPLACES a character in the Avengers. They would never ever meet any of the cast of the main Avengers IF they are a replacement character.

So let's say we're adapting the Avengers. For the sake of this example: Sherlock is Tony, John is Captain America, Molly is Black Widow, etc. Now THOSE characters in the Avengers franchise should never show up AS those characters. We are doing one-for-one replacements to put Sherlock Characters into the MCU AS Iron Man, AS Black Widow, AS Captain America. Tony, Natasha, and Steve cannot exist in this universe.

(as an aside though, given the MCU's current state of Variants existing in multiverses, it can be argued that they can exist, but I'm being pedantic... for the sake of this example let's say they don't)

TL:DR; we replace main characters with other main characters, and those main characters from either franchise should never meet. So TECHNICALLY what is labelled for your example is actually correct (Crossovers and AU), and unfortunately the filtering needs to be whittled down more. Filtering by "Alternate Universe" does NOT guarantee no-Crossovers, so you will have to add crossovers as an exclusion in your filtered terms. On AO3, there is a place to select exclusions, so just type in "Crossovers" there, or character names.

Crossovers and Fusions

I'm grouping these two together because my understanding of these two is that they're PRETTY close to each other enough that they do overlap.

Crossovers are stories that characters from one franchise meet and interact with characters from another franchise; no characters are omitted intentionally, and don't replace other characters in a story. For instance, in a Harry Potter AU, the Sherlock gang all go to Hogwarts, and Harry and Co. all exist and continue on with their story, probably interact occasionally, but we're focusing on the Sherlock gang and their exploits rather than Potter people.

Fusion stories, or my understanding of them anyway, is one of two things:

You have characters that replace SOME of the characters but keep OTHER characters from Universe 2 to interact with Universe 1. Let's go back to the Avengers sample; Sherlock (Tony), John (Steve) and Molly (Natasha) meet and interact with Bruce Banner and Clint. Now it's a FUSION of two universes, interacting and existing based on the actions of what our BBC AvengersLock is doing.

A fusion can ALSO be adapting or using a franchise storyline as inspiration for the plotline of what an author is writing, ie. the rules of ONE franchise's universe can be brought into another. So you can have a FUSION of Sherlock and the X-Files by adapting an X-Files episode as inspiration for the story with BBC Sherlock characters, but doesn't necessarily take place in the X-Files Universe, just simply the rules of the X-Files universe apply also to the BBC Sherlock Universe.

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ALL that said, the gist of what I'm trying to say is this: All Crossovers and Fusions are Alternate Universes, but not all Alternate Universes are Crossovers/Fusions.

I tried my best to simplify everything as best I could, so I hope I helped a bit. And hey, if I'm wrong somewhere, or you want better clarification, feel free, all, to reply or send me another ask :)

Cheers, all <3

[mysticcollectionbee]

What If? Season 2 Ep. 7 Thoughts (Spoilers)

So…Odin’s parenting continues to show no limits to how bad it is. Also, Frigga ISN’T Hela’s mom? Then who is? Or is this like a Loki situation where the mom’s identity will never be answered in MCU canon? Though this could also just be an alternate timeline change so in main MCU canon she is, idk. Also, are the subtitles to the show ever checked? Because this is like the second time I notice a different choice of word than what was actually said; because Hel isn’t the same as Hell (They should have just said Helheim but whatever). People have already made comparisons of Jiayi with Hela to other Asgardian-Midgardian ‘relationships’ so I’m not gonna repeat it. Also, love the twist that all of us were expecting Odin to be the good guy in the fight only for it to be Hela and Wenwu. Though…This did make me really want to see a fight between Shang-Chi and Thor, won’t happen since they’re both good guys but still. Wait does Thor even exist in this timeline? And Loki might but still curious. Anyways, great episode overall. It did feel like the pacing was rushed compared to the others but the story was probably longer than others to that might be the reason.

[imlatebutatleastimhere]

As per my last post asking about the different universes and Deadpool timeline, I think I've come up with a solution, not a great one, but it's a solution.

Okay so 616 is the main timeline (at least for the mcu) and all other timelines can be thought of as alternate realities branching off from different points of the main timeline for whatever reason. Let's just say Earth 10005 is the universe where the Avengers don't get together and mutants exist (this could be formed from any point in history time).

Let's also just say that Wade is able to cross universes with Cable's watch (after all, we see him "fix" many mistakes during the credits of Deadpool. 2 which happen from different realities) but doesn't really understand how everything works which is why he is confused about the TVA's existence. And, finally, let's also hypothesize that Vanessa and Wade were already having fights and the 2nd to last one they ever had as a couple was what pushed Wade to tryout for the Avengers.

So my timeline goes:

After bringing back everyone and settling down in his OG timeline of 10005, Wade and Vanessa are fighting, so to try to prove himself better from his mistakes, he travels to 616 and wants to be an Avenger. That's why he still refers to Vanessa as his girl and focuses more on the "I want to matter" aspect" instead of something like "I wanna help people other than myself. " He's rejected and goes back home with a broken ego so bad that Vanessa feels like he doesn't care about anyone but himself, leading to the argument where they break up. After the breakup he tries to move on, gets a new job, breaks the watch, and keeps the feeling of inadequacies underneath until one day the TVA shows up at his doorstep leading to the events of Deadpool and Wolverine.

This is relying heavily on speculation and could be disproven with the arrival of the Fantasticn 4. But this is the simplest thing I can think of as to why the movie starts in 616 but Deadpool is from 10005.

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How Empty Storytelling Creates Opportunities

Do you ever just delay a passion project for so long that you end up just wanting to get it over with? That you've spent so much time on and learned so much throughout that you've grown out of the journey itself, you just want to get to the end? Yeah that's me right now, we're talking about big empty worlds that just don't get to the point.

I've been seeing a trend in the entertainment industry that consists of cosmic settings and a lot of backlash against works that add or retcon lore shit, like there aren't real reasons to be critical of a work. First thing you think of is Star Wars, yeah I know. Its fandom is probably some of the most sensitive and openly racist we've all had the misfortune of interacting with. If you'd allow me the time to explain some: Star Wars' original story was first written as a novel that, and George Lucas didn't quite have confidence in a movie longer than it needs to be, only to end on a cliffhanger… twice. With all that in mind, Lucasfilm cut out a lot of the filler and reworked it to make it a palatable feature film, and with only a few loose threads, ended on a mostly positive note that could hint to a future film, and so the holy Samurai-Science-Fantasy trinity was born. What was most curious about this was that 20 years later, Lucasfilm promised to make a 2nd trilogy centered around the few plot threads that were fed to the audience as core plot points of a story larger than what was being told. This was a whole unexplored galaxy after all, it would probably be a waste to leave it that way. And then the fans hated it. Notably the adult fans hated it, not so much the younger fans who are singing its praises today. Hell, the prequel trilogy still gets hate from people that I even respect. All new material covering new ground in Star Wars gets hate simply for not hooking its fandom in with nostalgia bait.

“Okay, but what is this leading to?”

Lazy film makers are actively looking for ways to perpetuate a story beyond its own limits, and/or bending themselves backwards trying to emulate its contemporaries and now predecessors. The MCU has been talked about day and night over this, and I guess it's worth repeating for the point: the movies' plots are now contriving reasons to promote a future project, rather than make a standalone movie that's enjoyable by itself. Even one of the recent movies I like, say the Marvels needs multiple asterisks for a complete story. Disney knows that fans of X-Men will literally eat anything off the floor, and therefore neglect to make a particularly good standalone movie, even with the leeway of being a sequel to two other movies, and a line of comic books, and a series. Star Wars and Marvel's first takes on a cinematic universe of movies can be confidently placed on a pedestal by themselves as standalone movies, even if they aren't all that great in the first place.

Each canon also had specific rules, not too demanding, but easily moldable or applicable to a completely different plot, disconnected from the original, hence the many spin-offs. The Force is a cosmic, and an entirely unknowable entity, seemingly with a will of its own in a galaxy that harbors thousands of healthy planets just like Earth. And then Marvel is uhhh… rule of cool, because there are alternate dimentions, universes, timelines, and gods of multiple different mythologies.

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats the problem though?”

The problem is that empty story telling is very commonly overlooked to its own detriment. A world will often either roll back on its own established characters to rehash that arc over and over again, or deliberately slow down the characters' developement for extensive buildup until it can't be built up anymore, and then cycle it back around to learn a completely opposite lesson. The Goldbergs really does that first one, and since it's based on a real life family, with creative liberties taken, almost every episode is about the importance of family, with slight changes to the events of each episode with the same theme, its pretty much just a comic strip made into a live action dramedy sitcom. Not to say The Goldbergs bad, I'm actually generally unsure how people see that show, but its the last thing I'd consider for a spin-off made to expand on the 1980-something lore of Jenkintown, Pensylvania.

Proabably the worst example of this would be something like… well something like Arcane, where, if you've watched the show, the characters have exactly one or less core traits, but this time I'll use World of Warcraft. The world of Azeroth actually has things happening in it pretty much everywhere on cosmic and microcosmic scale, but the change it's given has very little to say about the world besides that it's just… a cruel and brutal place. Ever since Blizzard was outted as a band of Bill Cosby-worshiping neo-nazis, I'm not making that up, pretty much everyone caught on to their writing trends and realized why they handle the sorts of subjects they do in such passive and agressive ways. Simply put, they're conservative, and they need to die- and they feel the need to express that the world they live in, and by extention, the world they're making, technically has nothing wrong with it, nothing that happens matters in the grand scheme, and the only change the world makes is to just become more violent. The Horde and Aliance faction war has gone on for actual real world years, and while many of the actions made by one or the other side is motivated personally, which is a narrative positive because real wars work the same way, the games' conclude in comparatively unrealistic ways. Notably, a victim of treacherous violence spanning generations, multiple genocides, and implied rape, The Banshee Queen decides to burn an entire continent to the ground because 'well the world is fucked anyways.' There are plenty of videos explaining why this narrative decision was extraordinarily imbicilic, so I will point you to those… and lets move on.

That's a big trend in these empty stories and empty worlds that house these empty stories. Nothing that matters changes, and the only change that seems to matter are the stakes. It's resonant to telling people "it gets better" or proudly shouting "waiting for the revolution" when you can't wait for change, you have to make it yourself. A story can be many things, but what does it say about your story that it says "and then things got better or worse" without any of the payoff or commentary. It doesn't make anything happen, it implies something happened and hopes you fill in the blanks.

"But Risa, wouldn't that imply a bad message is better than no message at all?"

Well its true. Bad or offensively ignorant media have called hundreds of thousands, to millions of people to criticize them, and for better or worse, call them to action, even if the creator of that offensive media was intentionally and hostilly attacking marginalized communities through their media. It's better to say something stupid, get called out on it, and learn from your mistakes than to say nothing, hear nothing, and learn nothing. This doesn't… technically need to be a political topic though, it could be about pretty much anything imaginable. Not all art is political, but all good art has a purpose, and if you try to propose more than you're able to grasp, then you end up looking pretentious, Arcane. There's a piece of writing advice that I heard a while back, that for the life of me I can't find the source of, saying if your art has a theme that's broad, then you have the potential to resonate with mutiple different stories, Star Wars, again, is the most popular example of this. However, if your art is narrow in scope, you can tell a story that is far more personal. It'd require more engagement, but it's better than engaging mindlessly with a story that goes on for too long and makes no plot or character progress until it's final act.

Probably my favorite cartoon within the same demographic I'm aiming my targets at is Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, about a little girl, Lunela Laffayette, in the lower-east side of New York City who adopts a dinosaur from another dimention. This is another Marvel product, but it's uniquely different by leaving the iconically important characters, like Captain America, as cameos. The show sticks to its own plot revolving around Lunela and her family. See what I said about being more personal? Some of the best episodes of the series tackle subjects that often times don't need Lunela to even BE Moon Girl, she just solves problems with logic, or fixes her own problems with empathy. The best episode of the series is about gentrifacation, and blatantly shows us how a community of people wrecking house is what's needed to stop technically legal, but extremely evil property theft and replacement, not a singular figure of goodness. The best episode of the series is about refuting the need for a superhero in a superhero show, within the confines of a superhero mascot conglomerate. That's a grim meta take there: a work actively showing us that it wouldn't exist if we were in a better world.

"Yeah Risa, we get it, art should have purpose, we literally learned this is 2nd grade, but you also mentioned fandom backlash."

Yeah, this is the part where I talk about the Acolyte, which, if you know me on Tumblr, I've personally rewatched about a dozen times to cut it into an incomplete movie trilogy like it's predecesors, but if you've seen the backlash for this show, you know that white people utterly hate that the main character is black. They won't say that, but they say it's about them breaking lore a million different ways and criticism of the jedi. The Acolyte is at least an okay series, but the last 9 movies they watched have a considerably different character composition… can you tell what's going on now? I can tell you the problems with the actual show, and not the cast listings: the pacing switches from a goofy melodramatic adventure story to a murder mystery, which is something Star Wars probably shouldn't have done in a serialized format. The acting of the characters downplay what's going on in the scene, and sometimes the scene itself lingers too long on silence, when it'd be best served with some music and a faster pace. The main culprit of this issue is the abomitbly long runtimes of the newer movies (2 and a half hours) compared to the old ones (an entire hour shorter.) With the setting of a galaxy, far far away, you'd think it'd spend more time on multiple planets, and The Acolyte technically does, the way it's directed doesn't make it seem like such, which many people thought it'd be best served in a different franchise, which is true (this series deserves a better fanbase,) but wouldn't have the same impact, considering it's a prologue to the prequel trilogy. All in all, the only REAL problem is that the pacing mirrors Sherlock Holmes meets Hidden Inventory, over typical fantasy or the episodic version of the tone it's going for anyways.

That's what this whole thing is about, the consept of mixing two types of storytelling that don't work together, and seeing lackluster results. Film and show producers, will look at the grand fantasy they want, and emulate the bleak, lampshading/downplaying tone of their favorite soaps, usually Game of Thrones or Hulu Copaganda, and try to mix the two.

"Why is this so bad, and how does it effect the story?"

Because both of those two examples play off ideas that we are socially exposed to when we just go outside, while a fantasy story will have a sprawling pantheon that individually need to be named with consepts that don't matter to the story. Peter Jackson cut down what could've been a quintology of 5-hour film experiences into three 2-hour movies, and it's because he cut out a lot of Tolken's world-building and added a lot of funnier, more dramatic moments. Why do you think anime is more popular now than ever? Because the best ones focus on dramaticizing the mundane and turning ireverance into comedy. Imagine if every realistic fiction stopped its pacing to explain what concrete is… doesn't sound like fun, does it.

The purpose of art is to relfect real life in a way you can be satisfied with, not remove it or just repackage it with different labelling.

This is a problem seen in many of YOUR, yes YOUR favorite franchises, and to offer a fix to this, frankly awful trend, I suggest you make things more dramatic in your art. A silent moment should be silent for comedy or as a reaction to a big, loud event, and said big, loud event should be used to signify a climax. Once you reach the end of the climax, go give your characters some aftercare before changing the conflict or cutting off the story there. If you're a consumer, you should be willing to engage in critical discourse, or at least critically examine media that you've engaged yourself with. Just enjoying things isn't enough, and if you want basic, non-critical enjoyment, you should probably put down the remote and pick up a more relaxing hobby.

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[beezzaroll]

mcu loki au titled "the haters will stop me" fanfic intro post (alternative title: the haters will stop us)

ok for my own personal sake and for the au I'm writing loki was not tortured by thanos. he was under a bit of a high from the influence of the scepter (which I'm pretty sure was the mind stone? idk I'm not looking that up rn). That doesn't matter in the story I'm posting below but just wanted to get that out of the way.

The part where loki is asked if he kills people for fun? That's like the basis of this fic. Less of an "I can fix him" and more of a "let's be evil together/I can make him worse"

Ougggh they're both so evil I love them for each other.

First time writing genderfluid x genderfluid. I'm genderfluid myself so it should be good.

It has a mix of both SFW and NSFW that will be labeled when needed.

the fic takes place mostly in second person so that's what the "you" is addressing.

sometimes I make up words because they make sense for the story. if you're confused don't hesitate to ask :3

Anyways below the line is some of the story, non complete and not in timeline order at all

You'd heard about Agatha Harkness and her extreme disregard for the rules of witchcraft law. At first it was just in passing at a bar, a rumor you decided to keep an ear out for. But when it came forth that she walked the Road? You just had to know what she did that was so different from your peers.

Although you wouldn't call it stalking, that is most certainly what you had done for a hundred years or so, following her closely behind, keeping track of her methods in a tight red notebook.

Killing other witches started out as a taboo for you. A great misuse of the power a witch pours his heart into...but the power you saw her gain...

Eventually, from observing her enough yourself, you had formulated a spell that allowed you to sap the energy from living things: not their magic (you couldn't figure that part out) but some of their being. You tried it out for the first time on an old drunkard, not a regular, outside a tavern you'd seen Harkness pass by.

Of course you had to send a raven to loki. You always told each other of a new achievement or a spell you just found (both of you had learned witchcraft from your mothers, so it was a shared form of respect).

He decided to illuse himself as a black cat with striking green eyes (and of course you two argued about the cliche of a witch and a black cat later that night) but it was certainly more discreet than his normal human disguise.

He sat in the shadows as you strolled out of the tavern with the man. The two of you were talking about some nonsense like a pretty lady at the bar earlier. Nothing that mattered. You start to steer the conversation towards some odd topics: have you seen the royal guard around lately? Haven't those thieves escaped the gallows? There have been wives going missing...

You can observe his mannerisms visibly shift to those of fear, and that's when loki, as if on cue, scrambles across the cobbled road in front of the man, hightening his fear to an almost tangible amount. And you know you've got him. You snatch a peek at your open notebook in the swaths of your robe, not bothering to mutter the enchantment.

From the man's perspective, his worse fears are alive in front of him. He sees a mirror image of himself, adorned in gold and beautiful women, smiling down at him, mocking him as he sips freshly purified water from a silver encrusted goblet.

You could see the fear around him, really this time. Small strands of it poured out from his shaky breath and his equally shaking limbs and pool at your feet.

Knowing that you were hidden now that he was enchanted and the alleyway was dark, Loki unshifted and flashes you his grin before patting you on the shoulder. He later says he was just checking if the energy was transferring but you knew it was a touch of affection even if he denied it.

The drunk fell to his knees. He wasn't as flush as he was before, but certainly not as skeletal as Harkness's victims and definitely not dead. As you were pulling the last bits off the man, you do feel for his pulse. It's slow, but you'll think he'll make it til morning.

And hey, if he doesn't, you weren't the one to kill him. Not directly, at least, and that was all that mattered to you.

With one last glance, you headed back to the tavern, upstairs to the rented room in the inn, and flopped into a pleased slumber on the hay mattress.

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Captain America and Peggy Carter’s Story

In the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), Captain America (Steve Rogers) and Peggy Carter’s relationship has been both timeless and tragic, sparking endless fan discussions about love, loyalty, and destiny. Steve, a super-soldier out of time, and Peggy, a war hero, embody a story that transcends decades. Their journey, from World War II allies to lovers separated by time, reflects the very essence of heroism in the face of sacrifice. Fans often wonder if love like theirs could survive a 70-year gap, especially given that Captain America sacrificed his chance at a normal life to save the world.

Captain America and Peggy Carter’s Story (1) With the culmination of their story in Avengers: Endgame, Steve finally takes a leap of faith by returning to the past to be with Peggy, creating a whirlwind of theories and alternate timelines. Marvel Studios, with cryptic hints and subtle confirmations, has left many threads for fans to unravel. The writers even suggested that Steve and Peggy had children, stirring debates about potential super-powered offspring in the MCU. This article dives into their love story, its implications, and the subtle details fans might have missed.

Steve and Peggy

Steve Rogers, a soldier with a heart as strong as his shield, met Peggy during WWII. The two connected over shared struggles: Steve faced doubts due to his initial frailty, and Peggy had to prove herself in a male-dominated field. As they fought side by side, a bond bloomed between them. Captain America: The First Avenger gives us a glimpse into the sacrifices made by each, but the tragedy lies in the fact that Steve, presumed lost in action, could never fulfill their plans for a life together. A Reunion Across Time in Endgame Avengers: Endgame brings one of the most surprising twists in the MCU: after restoring balance to the universe, Steve chooses to return to Peggy in the past, effectively rewriting his story. In doing so, he quietly exits his role as Captain America in the present, leaving his shield to his friend Sam Wilson. This decision has fueled fan speculation: Did Steve live a hidden life in the past without ever interfering in major events? According to the Endgame writers, Steve remained with Peggy while leading a low-profile existence, honoring his promise to her.

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Captain America and Peggy Carter’s Story (5) The Family Mystery: Did Steve and Peggy Have Children? One of the most intriguing theories involves Steve and Peggy’s children, hinted at by the Endgame writers, who implied their descendants may carry a part of Steve’s super-soldier DNA. Although the MCU has yet to introduce these characters, alternate Marvel universes show a glimpse of Steve’s children, James Rogers and Sarah Rogers, each inheriting unique powers from their parents. This notion teases potential new superheroes while keeping fans wondering if the MCU will expand on Steve’s family in future films.

Captain America and Peggy Carter’s Story (3) The Controversy of the Sharon Carter Kiss In Captain America: Civil War, Steve shares an unexpected kiss with Sharon Carter, Peggy’s great-niece, causing a stir among fans. Was Steve projecting his love for Peggy onto Sharon, or was this a way of honoring his memories? While some fans feel the scene added emotional depth, others argue it was awkward, especially given his eventual reunion with Peggy in Endgame. The debate underscores the complexity of Steve’s feelings for Peggy and the painful circumstances of time separating them.

Captain America and Peggy Carter’s Story (2) Peggy Carter’s Legacy in the MCU Peggy Carter, a standout character with her own Agent Carter series, shaped the foundations of S.H.I.E.L.D., proving instrumental in establishing the heroic world Captain America would one day protect. Her strength, intelligence, and resilience set a high standard within the MCU, paving the way for other female heroes. Fans often argue that Peggy’s impact on the MCU should be revisited, and many hope that if Captain America’s story ever returns to the screen, Peggy’s legacy will be honored.

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Captain America and Peggy Carter’s Story (4) A Love that Defies Time and Space The Captain America and Peggy Carter story isn’t just about romance; it’s about loyalty, sacrifice, and the lives altered by heroic duties. Their reunion in Endgame provided closure for fans, yet it sparked new questions about alternate timelines and potential descendants. Their relationship serves as an emotional anchor in the MCU, reminding viewers of the costs of heroism. For more on Captain America’s complex love story, check out Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki or Game Rant’s article on Steve and Peggy’s children.

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