#also. why did I feel like using megrémültem + vonakodva + CUCC in the same paragraph was a neat idea??

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

I need to share some of my favourite moments:

(translated into English)

(all in the POV of Toby btw since...for some reason he was the main character)

[ 1 ] "These scumbags have called the police on me – I thought, meaning my neighbours. But if I cannot get out, they cannot get in...HAH! They won't catch me alive!"

[ 2 ] ""Ticci Toby..." I whispered to myself. Surely that's my name. Okay, one question has been answered, but what about the others? I turned off the flashlight and layed on my back on the bed and just stared into the darkness. I couldn't really do anything with myself. Instead I made sure to check if I can still count. One, two, three... I counted all the way up to 100, then over. Looks like I can still count, I thought"

[ 3 ] ""Why are you blindfolding me?" I asked, baffled.

"You'll see" [Eyeless Jack] informed me dryly "Come!" he grabbed my arm and started pulling me somewhere.

"Are you gonna kill me?" My question wasn't answered "Feel free to tell me... Everyone has to die sometime. Do you hear me? By the way, where are we? In a cellar? It's very stinky here..."

None of my questions were answered"

Now mind you, I was 13 so I was in the fanon part of the fandom for a good while, and it SHOWS lmao. Couldn't be more OOC, but. It's funny at least pfpgpfpg

Like oh, the 1000 insanely stupid questions you asked from a complete stranger weren't immediately answered? No way... I think you should sue, Toby /s

Also WDYM he checked if he can still count???😭 Crying, omg why is 13 yo me so funny wtf...

I am 13 yo Onik's biggest fan fr. Shame they decided to abandone this story after 4 pages💔

Crying sobbing cringing at my older self (/nm), I found an old scrapped creepypasta fanfiction of mine I wrote in a notebook (before I discovered Wattpad)

I wrote it when I was like 13 lmao, and I hate the fact that I don't think I'd be able to write something in this quality at my adult ass age

Teach me, little 13 year old me...how are you so cool?! Teach me how to be as cringe as you!!! Aaaaaaa