#also. jesus. all of your fucking posts that joke about muppet productions of stories in which piggy is. not even the leading lady but the | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

meatmensch · 9 months ago

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Just saw a post that said "not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)"...I have actually spoken extensively on this topic and it is my belief that to regard Miss Piggy as anything other than a stunning woman on the same level as any other beautiful woman is disrespectful to the Muppet artform and the suspension of disbelief that we as a society join in when we think of the Muppets and Miss Piggy as a pig and a woman. It's not unfair that the cuntiest woman in the world is a Muppet...of course she is. Who the fuck else? Why would it be unfair?

#i have very strong opinions about this that were mostly inspired by the most recent muppet film; muppets most wanted #the number with miss piggy and celine made me sooooooo fucking angry!!! celine was overshadowing miss piggy! as though it was funny! as #though miss piggy was not THE STAR! a woman that celine should admire and respect and bow before. ridiculous!!!#miss piggy is literally a public figure. 'but she's a puppet' puppets play a very special role in art and in society!!!#also. jesus. all of your fucking posts that joke about muppet productions of stories in which piggy is. not even the leading lady but the #love interest and the main character is a handsome human man. you people know nothing!!! you joke about it like it's so comical that she #would pull a man like that but what is truly comical is the idea that any man in the entire world deserves that honor aside from her prince #kermit the frog.#TREAT MISS PIGGY RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NO LONGER ASKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my posts #the muppets

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