#also. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS EVERYONE!
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Here to announce we have a new banner! Now with all of the active players +1 because I like Lis. And there was empty space. Someone needed to go in the empty space. You understand.
The banner will stay until bubble finds out and stops my ascent to become the one true untitled asset artist it needs to be updated!!!
Have a wonderful day
#art#untitled art#alfamangle went off with a bang#also. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS EVERYONE!#i did the new icon and banner to celibrate the holiday :]#enjoy it everyone#bc theres something else thats MUCH bigger coming up later today
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So.
I see you guys discovered the Tumblr Boop feature.
I can't possibly keep up with booping everyone back, so I hope you guys will accept this as a response instead! :'D
#mod talk#Happy April Fool's Day!#Silly Stuff#Edited#I genuinely don't mind the notification stuff I just can't keep up with booping everyone back lmao#(Don't ask me how long I spent on this. That's between me and God)#This also just made me realize I've never updated my avatar. I should get around to that.... eventually#It's not perfectly synched because I could not justify spending more time on this#But this did make me laugh and honestly that's all the excuse I need to do something silly
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somebody once told dark choco the world is gonna roll him (the cr tumblr will never forgive me for that)
#also PLEASE if this fucking shitpost blows up then please check out my ACTUAL art. thank u#happy april fools everyone#dark choco cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#butter roll cookie#phantoms art#vinyl shitposts#FANDOM PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERES A POLISH COOKIE RUN FAN
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these boops remind me of the good old Facebook poke
#boop a meter#dont start with the old thing im just a 23 year young crusing byyyy#I will boop everyone back bc its fun#also its sooo cute with the paw#good day to start April fools#happy mishapocalypse for those who still celebrate ofc
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our queue wasn’t supposed to run out this early TUMBLR?????
#anyway. no more hyunin sets unless we rb more old ones#so i hope everyone enjoyed the bit happy est april fools day#we will always be hyuninluvr69 at heart#this was also massive brain of me bc it got mary to come back and make hyunin sets for me 🧠🧠🧠#i should prob make us a new layout now. mary make us a new layout i’m still working <\3#carly.txt
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happy 10 year mishapocalypse my loves
#coming back after ages to see i have asks i need to answer#i’m so sorry i’ll answer them in the morning but i need to sleep#also i tried to find the other misha photo but i couldn’t find it so i’m going with the traditional one#also i tried to work out how to spell mishapocalypse for a good 30 seconds it wasn’t clicking#anyways happy april fools everyone maybe i’ll rickroll you#me :)
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mhyk fandom waiting not so patiently for the April Fool's event. Me included. So instead I'm going to play Stardew Valley to pass the time cuz I might make myself waaaay too excited for it and not do anything else other than Wait.
#aria rants#i think the announcement gonna happen at around 11pm - 12am in my timezone and its only 7:50pm now.....#the dataminers for it has been saying that itd be such an insane event (so happy too that they didnt rlly post anything)#and the trusted cain yume that i follow is also hyped for it and now im out here lowkey getting excited too#i wonder what the april fools event is for everyone to get so excited... i wanna see it alrdy. mhyk official pls announce it alrdy
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I have hacked the mainframe (Inspect Element) (UPDATED FOR HALLOWEEN BOOP WAR)
MAX - 1000
LOL - 1500
OMG - 2000
WOW - 4000
*-* - 5000
WHY - 6000
PLZ - 7000
AAA - 7500
;_; - 8000
0_0 - 8500
T_T - 9000
MAX - ~9200? (Hard to tell, I've overshot this twice already)
BOO - 9500
TUM - 10000 given
BLR - 10000 received
How to Super Boop
On desktop, hover your mouse over the Boop button for around 5 seconds, and it will do 2 spins.
Once the button is done spinning, click on it and you can send a Super Boop!
EVIL BOOPS can be accessed by allowing the animation to play 3 times before clicking
One way to get Super Boops on mobile is using a web browser to access tumblr. Use "Desktop Site"/"Desktop Mode", then click and hold the button to send the boop. That'll convert it to a Super Boop button. It seems pretty inconsistent though.
For all clicking enthusiasts, do click this too, trust me, it's just as satisfying
Omg thanks everyone for the boops, I've been butterfly clicking the boop button for so many different people for the past 6 hours and I'm exhausted
I'm pretty sure this is also my most engaged post on any platform I've ever used, thanks for all the RBs and likes <3 <3 <3
If anyone's crazy enough to try reaching 10k without an autoclicker, here's what I did
Ok, one more tutorial for the boops before I go to bed for real.
How do I check my exact given and received boop count?
NOTE: You'll need to refresh the page to update the counters, unless there's another method to check the live count
Chrome
Go to your dash ("home" tab).
Press f12, or right click and select "Inspect Element"
In the window that pops up, click on "Sources" then "dashboard" under "www.tumblr.com" (Pic below for reference)
In the window showing the code, press Ctrl+F and type in either "givenCount" or "receivedCount".
Ta da! (Pic below for reference)
Firefox
Go to your dash ("home" tab).
Press f12, or right click and select "Inspect Element (Q)"
In the window that pops up, click on "Debugger", then "Sources" and "dashboard" under "www.tumblr.com" (Pic below for reference)
In the window showing the code, press Ctrl+F and type in either "givenCount" or "receivedCount".
Enjoy formatting (Pic below for reference)
Gonna take a break from Tumblr for now, my fingers are in shambles and I'm pretty sure I can hear the mouse clicks echoing around inside my skull. Thanks to everyone for making this random Singaporean guy's day, mbrine signing out! ❤
Here's a link to A vetted Palestinian family fundraiser masterpost by @/el-shab-hussein and A masterpost on how you can help Palestine
Happy April Fool's Day!
October 31st changelog:
Removed "bait links", now the link actually says where it directs to
Updated some info regarding tiers
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If only.
Happy April Fool's Day everyone.
Also say hi to my little old cat lady sona I made recently on discord.
#It's still April Fool's here at least#sucks being in the last of the time zones#replica#rottmnt#rottmnt replica#kathaynesart#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#unpause rise of the tmnt#tmnt#april fools#april fool's day#boop
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SHADOW IS WRITTEN SO WELL IN THE MURDER OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!
First of all, just him showing up to Amy’s party is a step up from his recent “I will do everything myself, I hate everyone, imma fight you” attitude that we have seen. Secondly, and idk if it was intentional, but him attending shows he cares about Amy. He’s always had a special place for her after the events of SA2, so it’s nice to see him showing up for something that maybe isn’t his style for her sake. (Parties aren’t really his thing, after all.)
SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT
It’s also really sweet of him to go through so many lengths to try and get Amy’s present. I definitely don’t think he forgot to get her a present, he genuinely just didn’t seem to know that it was a social norm to bring presents to a birthday. If he really didn’t care, he either wouldn’t have gotten her anything or he would’ve given her a rushed gift. But no, he went through a lot of effort, basically foregoing the game, just to stall Amy so he could get her a present she would enjoy.
And not just any present - he remembered her mentioning a specific band she liked and that she hadn’t seen them live. This not only suggests he listens to her and remembers what she tells him, but also implies that he has had multiple conversations with her. Clearly he must have also done some research too since he knew that the tickets were going live soon. He thought this through, even if it was a bit last minute, and did his best to get the tickets (even though he admits to not being the best with computers, which is also nice because usually Shadow just insists he’s the best at everything). I also think it was sweet that he didn’t heavily protest Amy’s suggestion to see the band together. He hesitated, but then yielded. This…for a character who recently has been written to be quite selfish.
He seemed upset that he couldn’t keep this a surprise, but he also didn’t become enraged or lash out at Tails and MC/Barry. In fact, he didn’t really lash out at anyone at any point which is refreshing, since in most Sonic media that’s his go-to emotion.
Most of his expressions throughout the game are fairly gentle in fact. Sure, he doesn’t smile, but he also isn’t actively angry. And the one expression where he does seem a bit negative just seems like his resting expression, or at absolute worse just a little annoyed. He’s very mellow throughout the game and it’s refreshing.
Even after he has finished talking to Amy, Tails and MC/Barry, he offers to stay with them and help them with the investigation. Normally in Sonic media, Shadow has no interest in helping others and only really cooperates if there’s a mutual goal/interest. And even then, he tends try to do things on his own. But in this game? He actually cooperates, and what’s more, he goes out of his way to offer his help.
So far I’ve mostly talked about his attitude towards Amy. But what’s his attitude towards Sonic? People debate back and forth on whether Shadow hates Sonic and the recent games and media have made it seem like he does hate Sonic. But in this game? I wouldn’t say so. I mean, he’s literally hanging out with him and his friends and instead of having beef with Sonic, he just focused on making Amy happy. And even when the situation gets more dire and Sonic is found to be knocked out, he doesn’t make any snarky comments or anything. In fact, he actually helps to tend to Sonic’s condition, even if it was just checking his pulse. If he rly didn’t care, he would’ve left it to everyone else.
Man, I could talk for hours about Shadow in this game. I can’t believe this April Fools prank game is actually the best characterisation for Shadow we’ve had recently. He’s not overly aggressive, he isn’t selfish, he isn’t super edgy. He is still sorta cold, but he’s not rude or mean. He’s actually really kind (in his own way), putting his needs and desires on hold to make Amy’s birthday fun and to help everyone out. I seriously hope that Shadow is written more like this in the future and not like he has been. Maybe Sega wasn’t joking about taking on board the complaints of the fandom.
#welcome to Nagi rambles way too seriously about an April Fools day prank#sorry I’m not the best at explaining what I mean but I love how he is in this game#I love this game way more than I thought I would#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#the murder of sonic the hedgehog#tmosth#character analysis#analysis#nagichi talks#posts that popped off#long post
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happy april fools!!!
my joke for today... maleficia being forced to wear minimalist clothes so as to disguise as an employee.... inspired by that voiceline of Malleus being uncomfortable to clothes he doesn't wear XD
also ... a little hc where Maleficia is the type of grandma to say "its because you're always on that phone" (bcs i think she dislikes technology esp bcs its a human invention that give power to the humans to defeat the faes lol)but in her case, its just malleus and his little gao gao dragon 😭😭💥💥 its confiscated from him now for all eternity,,,😔😔���💔
and the funny thing is,, she aint wrong XDD Gao Gao was one of the perpetrators in overblotting Malleus,, giving him ideas of eternally cursing us to a repeated happy dreams😭😭💥💥
you'd think Yuu would be better but they also said "yes" if there's a way to keep everyone with you 🧍🏻♀️💥 why are Malleus' friends such a bad influence to him....
ALSO YES IM STILL NOT OVER GUYS. IM MANIFESTING IT SO BAD, I KNOWWW THEY'LL REVEAL QUEEN MALEFICIA... IN QUEEN DRACONIA, WE TRUST 🙏🏻🙏🏻✨💖💖
also I still believe that Queen Maleficia IS THE MOST FITTING person to beat Malleus... Think about it, shes aware of the pressures of being a royalty, shes a person who loses loved ones, and shes someone who has troubles fitting with the average because of her power, like I'm JUSTTSJFGK She's so relatable to Malleus 🥹 If there's any character that would COMPLETELY understand Malleus' struggles, it would be HER. ALSO because she's more powerful than him XD ALSO because if theres anyone that could crush Malleus' prideful attitude rn, ITS HER. 😭
the way I jaw dropped when Malleus seems to be ready to go against Maleficia ☠️☠️☠️ like oh.... hornton.... thats not going to end well for him isnt it skdgkd,,, 🙏🏻🙏🏻☠️💥 plus isn't pridefulness the downfall of Maleficent in the original movie... Malleus' pride increasing so much, he convinced himself to turn against his grandparent WHOSE teaching like "you must always protect the smiles of your people" has been his life oath.... 😭😭😭
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#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twistedwonderland#lian notes#malleus draconia#disney twst#twst malleus#twst maleficia#maleficia draconia#twst fanart#twisted wonderland fanart#twst comic#twst hcs#twst headcanons#twst wonderland#twst art#twisted wonderland headcanons#lilia vanrouge#twst diasomnia#diasomnia#gao gao dragon kun#lian arts#twst jp#malleusdraconia#malleus#twisted wonderland malleus#art#comic#twst maleficia draconia
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I went digging through youtube, old posts, and shitty websites, along with my memories, and here you go! Hopefully these are accurate.
2013 — Unoffical Tumblr event “Mishapocalypse” happened, an online flash mob event wherein which Tumblrinas change their profile pictures to a specific picture of Misha Collins of Supernatural fame.
2014 — Users were given the option to get Tumblr Pro for free, and those who accepted were given top hats on their icons. Prompty after this, @staff announced that “Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.”
2015 — The “Executive Suite 2016 Productivity Edition” essentially changed Tumblr into office software, allowing spreadsheets for memes, calculators that gave incorrect answers, and Coppy. Who gave “helpful tips”.
2016 — Tumblr voted to select the “new lizard king”, from Rick, Debrah, Mop and Wretched Tooth. However, more famously, an edited @staff post reads “for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits”.
2017 — The Tumblr Horse Game was a feature that, when clicked, took users to a game wherein you had to collect shit from a pixelated horse. If you failed to do so, the horse died.
2018 — The answer to Bitcoin, is Tumblcoin! A parody of crytocurency.
2019 — Tumblr Memories, in which Tumbeasts were set loose. Remember them? The mascot from 2011, for service interruption announcements.
2020 — There was seemingly no prank this year. This was COVID-19.
2021 — Tumblr released “non-fungible tumblcryptids”, a parody of NFTs. There was a supposedly limited amount of them.
2022 — A light switch, when activated, would open up a variety of colourful things on the desktop dashboard, including a “Summon Crab!” button, which would summon a crab when activated. Other buttons made different sounds.
2023 — A feature similar to the Discord reaction function was temporarily added, using basic emojis.
2024 — Every user was given the option to opt-in to the boop o meter, and could boop, super boop, and evil boop other users who also opted in, earning up to three badges by doing so.
#april fools#tumblr meta#boop o meter#tumblr memories#tumbeasts#non fungible tumblcryptids#summmon crab#tumblcoin#coppy#tumblr horse game#tumblr pro#mishapocalypse#new lizard king#boop
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The foxes and something random they need for comedy
Andrew: noise canceling headphones (annoys the hell out of wymack because he’ll be talking to andrew, assuming the music is off, and Andrew will hit pause and go “what?”)
Kevin: wii sports with exy on it (he’s constantly playing exy, even if he’s in the dorm)
Neil: trampoline (he’d love it, come on) (it’s like one of those tiny indoor ones and it annoys Andrew because neil will literally jump as they’re having a conversation) (our boy needs constant movement)
Aaron: a giant skeleton (a gag gift from andrew) (it’s prominent in his Nicky’s and Matt’s dorm) (they decorate it for every holiday) (on April fools he dresses it in a bikini and puts it in Andrew’s bed, with a note even this is hotter than neil) (andrew Neil and Kevin hold it hostage for weeks until Aaron’s group comes begging for it)
Nicky: a nerf gun (he terrorizes everyone with it) (however, he was not prepared when aaron and andrew come back from Walmart one day with two of their own) (they get nerf guns banned from Fox tower)
Dan: an airhorn (she uses it to get the foxes attention during practice) (she gets wymack one for his birthday)
Matt: vr headset (he loves it so much) (he’s constantly bumping into things around the dorm) (aaron and nicky are just annoyed but can ignore it, until Matt trips and falls on aaron, then they hide out in Andrew’s dorm)
Allison: crystals (she’s a witch tell me im wrong) (she puts them everywhere—Renee’s pockets, all over the dorm and the locker room, she gives one to neil, who puts it in Andrew’s car) (andrew likes it) (she and andrew go crystal shopping together) (also you can’t tell me andrew doesn’t like rocks that’s just something i see him enjoying. He doesn’t necessarily believe that they do anything, but if they do what’s the harm) (anyway, they bond and it makes Renee happy)
Renee: a bicycle (she rides it everywhere) (the girls get a little basket for it)
Those last two were more sweet than funny but still
#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#the raven king#the king’s men#the foxes#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#aftg trilogy#kevin day#aaron minyard#kevaaron#dan wilds#matt boyd#renee walker#allison reynolds
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rant incoming abt something i’ve observed for a while
i (american) feel like we need better traditions. so many young and queer people in my experience are completely disillusioned with most of our (western) holidays either because they’re related to religion and that’s awkward for many people or because they’ve become Capitalism Lite or both. it’s hard to really enjoy a holiday when it’s overshadowed by the uncomfortable truths behind all of it.
like, christmas is nice because you get time off but it’s a constant reminder that we live in an extremely christian society that chafes at even the idea of other religions trying to exist (happy holidays vs merry christmas drama). non-christian religious holidays get like zero acknowledgement from wider society. no time off work or school, no decor in stores, etc. thanksgiving is nice bc you get to eat good food, but it’s based on colonial bs. valentine’s day is nice in theory but also an inescapable reminder that our society sees you as sad and lonely if you’re not in a relationship and if you’re not willing to spend lots of money on a partner. then theres smaller ones like labor day which is important but hard to enjoy when you’re reminded of how hard we have to fight for even an inch of appreciation or rest for workers in the us. most of the other minor holidays are subsumed by neverending consumerism and advertisement, such as mothers/father’s day.
and tell me if i’m just projecting here. but there are so few actual holidays that we can enjoy that i think it accelerates the homogenization of the seasons w global warming and the isolation and lack of community everyone is struggling with.
this is part of my theory as to why halloween is so incredibly popular with gen z - it’s doesn’t come with religious or historical baggage, doesn’t force people to spend time with families they don’t like or shame people for not fitting into nuclear family structures, isn’t based largely around buying gifts/spending money, and is an important marker in the season of fall. also this is part of why i think we latch on to stupid little anniversaries ie. neil banging out the tunes. it’s lighthearted and silly and is a grounding landmark for the passage of time and it brings us together to have fun.
all this to say we should really promote more holidays that are just. for fun. or for the passage of time. summer solstice. moon landing day. new years does fall into this category. pi day. star wars day. april fools. i really feel like we should be emphasizing and celebrating these unofficial holidays!! bringing people together and hanging out w friends or going out somewhere specific or making specific foods or something. just a regular tradition that we can rely on. yk? it’s so important
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happy april fool's day! i've seen a couple little bits of this song used for leshy and magnificus before (most notably @arinsanity and @smallnymphaea on tumblr, with the "i've got something in my eye" lyric), but i felt compelled, nay, obligated, to send these two on the entire cursed red flags date experience that everyone in this fandom has been sleeping on. p0laroid is all well and nice but i am at my core a leshy/magnificus divorce truther, and who's to say that leshy's questionable cinema preferences wouldn't be the first red flag that things aren't going to work out?
song used is, of course, red flags by tom cardy, and this was boarded in storyboard pro 7; you can also watch it with subtitles on my youtube!
#inscryption#leshy inscryption#magnficus inscryption#leshificus#prospector inscryption#rebecha inscryption#cw suggestive#my april fool's prank is cursing you all with the true fact#that leshy would absolutely say his favorite film is human centipede
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Under the Desk
Masterlist AO3
Summary - You want to pull a prank on Professor Lupin by hiding under his desk during one of his classes to tease him with your mouth. He dismisses class early to give you a lesson.
Warnings - smut, teacher/student (of age), gagging, very light (almost implicit) degradation, oral, swallowing, mentions of pain, my grammar. Let me know if I forgot any.
Note - Happy April Fools.
It was April 1st. You normally didn't care for stupid jokes and pleasantries, but this time you wanted to pull a prank on your favourite professor, who also happened to be your secret boyfriend.
It was a risky prank. One that could ruin both of your lives. But that's what made it thrilling and the simple thought of it made your fingers go tingly from the adrenaline rush.
You woke up extremely early that morning, making sure no one could see you as you made your way to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom. You felt so rebellious, skipping your first class of the day to pull this dirty prank on him.
Quietly, you walked over to your professor's desk and crawled under it. You pulled your invisibility cloak over your body and made yourself as small and quiet as possible.
Moments later, you heard the students file into the room and the measured steps of your professor walking down the stairs from his office to greet the class. As usual, the beginning of the class was practical, leading the students through various exercises.
After what felt like an eternity, you heard the students taking their seats, and Professor Lupin instructed them to write a short essay on what they had been practicing. You listened carefully as his footsteps approached the desk and you held your breath, trying to remain as still as possible. Finally, he sat in his chair and you heard the soft sound of a quill scratching parchment on the surface of his desk.
Slowly, your hand settled on his thigh, making him jump slightly. He leaned back in his chair, oblivious to your presence. You removed the cloak covering your face, a mischievous smile spreading on your lips. He gave you a stern look, but it didn't keep your hand from traveling further up to his crotch.
The reaction to your touch was almost instant as you felt him twitch through his trousers. You could see the panic rise in his demeanour as he tensed up. You started unbuttoning his trousers with trembling hands, trying to keep your breathing in check. He was already painfully hard and you couldn't help but chuckle to yourself. Everything was going as planned.
You could hear his breathing becoming more ragged as you freed him from his trousers. You were enjoying this a little too much. Usually, he was the one making you squirm under his touch, but now, you were the reason he couldn't sit still.
He gasped softly as he felt your hot breath on his throbbing length. You just hovered over it, occasionally teasing him with a few licks. Without warning, you took him in your mouth fully and he had to let out a small cough to stifle a moan. One of his hands moved to fist your hair as you took him deeper down your throat. His cock was hard and hot in your mouth and the whole situation was turning you on way more than you had anticipated. Feeling the heat spread between your legs, you reached down from under your skirt and started touching yourself.
His grip on your hair tightened and you knew then that it was becoming too much for him too. He started thrusting into your mouth ever so slightly, as slowly as he could so that his movements would not be noticed.
"Everyone, you really didn't think I...I was going to make you write an essay on such a beautiful day. April Fools! You are free to leave," he managed to speak. The students laughed collectively and filed out of the classroom.
As the room went completely quiet, you heard the heavy wooden door and the blinds of the windows slam shut. He leaned back in his chair and looked down at you with a mix of anger and desire. You tried to give him your best innocent look, but it was difficult when you had your lips stretched around him like that and your hand between your legs. This is when you realized that your own prank was about to turn against you.
"Come here," he ordered as he pointed in front of him.
You pulled off of his cock with a pop and crawled out from under the desk to stand before him.
"Kneel," he continued, gesturing to the floor.
You knelt down, feeling a surge of anticipation. He stood up from his chair and placed his hand on the back of your head as he pushed his cock back into your eager mouth. You moaned around it and your hand went straight between your legs again.
"Hands behind your back, Miss L/N," he commanded. "Dirty little brats like you don't deserve to touch themselves."
"But Remus-" you tried to argue as you pulled away from him.
"Professor. Where are your manners, young lady?" he said sternly.
At those words, you knew you were not gonna win this fight, so you let yourself float away in the comfortable space of submission. You reluctantly moved your hands behind your back and looked up at him through your eyelashes, waiting for his next move.
He moved closer to you so one of his legs was placed between your thighs.
"You're gonna grind yourself on me while I use your mouth. If you're good enough, I might let you cum."
This alone was enough to make you combust, but you tried to regain your composure as you slowly started grinding against his leg. It was too good. The feeling of the fabric rubbing against your clit, the taste of his pre-cum on your tongue as he fucked your mouth, his hand gripping your hair. You knew you were not going to last much longer. You stopped, fearing you were gonna cum without permission.
"Look at me, Miss L/N," he said as he pulled out of your mouth. "Did I say you could stop?"
You shook your head with pleading eyes, trying to catch your breath, but you knew he was not going to give you any mercy after what you had done, so you obediently started grinding against him again.
He pulled your head forward again, pushing himself into your mouth. He began to move his hips, thrusting into your mouth with increasing force as he held your head in place. You gagged a little, but didn't resist.
"Relax your throat for me," he said, his voice rough with lust. "Good girl," he continued, as you tried to relax around him. He groaned, pushing himself deeper into your mouth.
You worked your mouth around him eagerly, feeling him pulse against your tongue. His hands were in your hair, guiding your movements.
"That's it," he said, his voice becoming more urgent. "Take it all."
The roughness of his movements mixed with the sinful words coming out of his mouth was becoming unbearable. You were so close that you felt like you were going to pass out.
"Are you close?" he asked.
You nodded immediately, tears forming in the corner of your eyes. Your movements were desperate. You needed release as you bounced up and down, grinding against his leg.
"Then cum for me," he commanded.
He couldn't even finish his sentence and you were already reaching your climax, moaning around his cock. Your movements slowed down, the sensation of the fabric rubbing against you threatening to overstimulate you.
The vibration of your moans around his cock pushed him closer to release. His breathing grew faster and more ragged, his thrusts were becoming harder and more intense as his grip on your hair became almost painful. You were out of breath from your orgasm and gagged again as he kept hitting the back of your throat. His cock was thick and hard, filling your mouth almost to the point of discomfort.
With one last thrust, he buried himself as far as he could and hot liquid spilled into your mouth.
"Swallow," he commanded between ragged breaths.
You obeyed, feeling his cock pulse on your tongue and swallowed everything he gave you.
He pulled away from you and tucked himself back in his trousers. He sat back in his chair and patted his lap, gesturing for you to join him.
You got up slowly, still feeling unsteady from your intense orgasm, and sat in his lap. He placed a hand on your thigh and squeezed it possessively. You started blushing as you felt his gaze on you, as if you were not on your knees giving him head seconds ago.
He grabbed your chin and turned your head, gently forcing you to look at him. He swiped his thumb across your swollen lips before leaning in and kissing you softly. Your stomach fluttered at the familiar sensation of his mustache against your skin.
"That was risky," he said sternly, but you could hear a hint of a chuckle in his voice.
"I'm sorry, Professor," you said sarcastically.
"You're gonna have to serve detention for that, Miss L/N," he added before capturing your lips with his again.
"And for skipping your morning class," he continued, smiling against your lips.
You rolled your eyes at him, like he didn't know you would do anything to serve detention with your favourite professor.
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