#also- h.akuno Does Not shut up sometimes dios mio

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sirin vc hey hakuno i dont know what a digimon is but i found this eggplant one that's kind of cute and also says swears with me. i'm gonna keep him. you can pet him sometimes maybe.

unprompted, ‎ always accepting !! ‎ ‎ @remunporium ‎♡

that is a very long sentence...

❛ ‎ ‎hey, ‎sirin. ‎ digi is typically short for ‎‘ digital ’ ‎as in digicam, ‎ digisale, ‎digiscrap ... ‎so on and so forth. ‎ though i'm not sure what to make of mon in that context, ‎and how it would relate to an eggplant ... ‎i fail to see how a vegetable could be considered cute, ‎but, ‎he swears, ‎you say ? ‎ ‎a sentient vegetable that is somehow digital ... ‎ah, ‎as confusing and contradictory as it may sound, ‎ that does make some sense. ‎could it be a digital lifeform, ‎perhaps ? ‎ ‎like an artificial intelligence ? ‎ ‎ if that were the case, ‎sirin, ‎ please re - examine your words a little. ‎ it's a bit demeaning, ‎and it would be rude to treat your purple friend as though he were a pet. ‎ oh, ‎right, ‎is this individual a friend of yours now ? ‎ ‎i have no need to pet him, ‎ i do not find eggplants cute anyway, ‎but i would like to meet him, ‎if possible. ‎if you were to introduce us to each other, ‎that would be especially appreciated. ... but before that, ‎ that swearing part didn't slip past me so easily, ‎sirin. ‎ he swears with you, ‎hm. ‎ ‎i see. ‎ now, ‎between the two of you, ‎ who was it that started ? ‎ ‎❜

not a sentence. ‎but the way she spoke all of this in one breath is quite impressive ... !!