#also yumihisu

[turnedinto-themoon]

Couples who are just the absolute most tragic thing you’ve ever read>>>

[myanimesideblog]

*soldier voice* uhh, sir, the narrative foils appear to be... kissing??

[reinerbraunwife]

dont ship anything in aot so i can ship everything

[clfixationstation]

do u understand how embarrassing it is for me, as a lesbian, to be more obsessed with eremin than yumihisu? like aot presented me with a compelling, devastating, canon lesbian ship between two complex characters I both enjoy and relate to, and my brain went nope! non-canon losers! so cringe bro

[queenbeehistoria]

sweet girl — historia's daughter

notes | i was having brain rot about historia's daughter. she is actually so adorable, and i find it a crime that there is barely anything about her. this is yumihisu centre as well. and to make things for fun, this is set in the 2000s. my girl is an early 2000s baby.

tip: the underline means a link :)

historia named her baby girl after her half-sister, freida.

ymir didn't come around until freida was three. ymir "can't stand kids" but the second freida comes up to her, ymir is so quick to play with her

freida was a barbie girl. she got anything barbie related. ymir tried to get her a bratz doll, but freida kept trying to eat the shoes.

she couldn't get polly pockets either because she tried to eat the clothes on multiple occasions.

one in a million is historia and freida's song. whenever freida's upset, historia just turns that song on & starts singing to her.

my girl is ymir & freida's song.

until the end of time is THEIR SONG. ymir and freida would be dancing to it & then historia comes in to check up on them. ymir just gets all soft and dances with her two favorite girls

ymir dances with her in the living room singing my girl, and the biggest smile comes across freida's face

miss freida was SPOILED.

freida would point at something & ymir would be like "you not getting that." (she is)

historia would just ask freida why she wants it before getting it for her

do NOT separate that girl from her momma

freida will scope the scenery & if she do not see blonde hair & blue eyes, she will start crying

eren, mikasa, and armin babysat freida. this girl do not like eren. eren pick her, she don't even cry. she just gives him this mean ass stank eye. she basically be telling him "put me tf down" in babbles

she's okay with mikasa because they have tea parties & play dolls.

when the eremikamin first babysat freida, she started crying like twenty mins in because she started to realize her mom wasn't there. eren & mika tried to calm her down but nothing was working. freida looked at armin, stopped crying, and just ran to him like "mama!"

the same thing happened when the titan trio watched over her.

berth makes her feel like a giant whenever he puts her on his shoulders. playing wise: she likes bertholdt the most. she always asks for ups when she's with him

THIS GIRL CANNOT STANDDD REINER

freida would be talking in her toddler speech but when reiner even brings his big ass hands near her to pick her up, you'll hear the clearest "NO!"

and when she lets him pick her up, she starts crying immediately and doesn't stop until he puts her down.

eren gets the stank eye, reiner gets the stank face. he can't play with her or nothing. like he would try to play dolls with her and she would snatch them away. she do not like that man 😭

freida starts crying because her mom isn't there. annie comes out of her room & freida sees her. she immediately sprints to annie saying "mommy!"

annie confused as fuck because she is not this girl's mom but she goes along with her.

freida is literally a parrot. people have to watch what they say around her because she WILL repeat it if it sounds like something fun to say. so, historia & ymir try not to curse around her

connie did NOT catch the memo. he was watching freida with sasha & connie. funny enough, she lasts longer & with the trio that doesn't have blonde hair or blue eyes. like they're her favorite.

connie said: "you were an ugly ass baby, but you're adorable now." freida smiled and yelled out "UGLY ASS!" over and over.

when freida learns a new word, she just repeats it over and over. like that word is on loop. so connie had this baby yelling 'ugly ass' on repeat

sasha tried to distract her by asking her to say words like flower, puppy, etc. it lasted for like three seconds before freida started cursing again.

connie accidentally said fuck & shit. freida looked at him before spamming "FUCK SHIT!" jean was stressed out.

they managed to get her to stop the cursing. historia & ymir come home & everything seems fine. historia picks freida up. it's fine until freida looks at historia & goes "mommy, mommy! FUCK SHIT!"

levi, hange, and erwin is freida's least favorite babysitters. hange is fun but she loses freida all the time.

levi & erwin will have her watching crashbox ALL DAY. crashbox is fun but when you watch it all day, every day? and they be having her watch them pbs documentaries too. just education all damn day. like why are you trying to teach toddler multiplication.

babysitting chronicles aside, freida had princess themed bday parties.

like i said, my girl was spoiled so she had them big, poofy dresses with the big ass cake too.

bday parties was the only time freida allowed reiner to come over and be around her. still not allowed to pick her up though.

freida does this thing where if historia & ymir don't like something, SHE doesn't like them either.

the whole reason why freida doesn't like reiner is because ymir doesn't like reiner. and it's the same thing with eren. all ymir said was "i don't like eren that much." freida's mind said fuck eren too.

freida had those big ass barbie dream houses as a kid. she had the trailer too.

freida also had one of those cup things where you could put food in it

ymir tried teaching her spanish. freida only knows a couple words.

freida wanted to be like hitch growing up. miss dreyse was literally the girl with the apple bottom jeans & the boots with the fur. she had that shit ONNNN

when she met hitch for the first time & she wore a pink juicy tracksuit, freida knew who she was at young age

hitch gave freida makeovers all the time

and she brought her toys. them barbies was dressed DOWN.

freida got hella outfits but when ymir dresses her, she got her out here looking like fucking soulja boy.

ymir & historia was freida's first introduction to love. seeing them just be in love was special to freida. she always thought her mom deserved the love she seen in the movies, a fairytale love. freida had never historia more happier than when she's with ymir. that alone made freida believe in true love.

[draqunene]

Sketches I made based on my werewolf yumihisu fic Take Me Home (TW for implied sa and ed, plz read the tags)

[to-rise-above-monsters]

envisioning the most sickening, heartwrenching edit imaginable. if i could edit, it would be OVER for y’all

[oatmealmika]

NEVER a proshipper or toxic fan but

being an erehisu fan in 2023?!?!?!?

embarrassinggggg…… 👀

brother pls get off of reddit

for my final aot rewatch before the last episode, i just finished season two and, if most men in the fandom are erehisu stans, then it’s safe to say men really don’t understand romance because WTF IS YUMIHISU TO YALL?!?!?!?!?!??!

i get it, you have internalized homophobia ever since your seventh grade robotics teacher told you to “stop being so close with your boy best friend, it’s weird”, but DAMN.

fuck you mean “I will always be your ally”?!?!??? not to mention, “i will always wrap your scarf around you”??!?!?!?!? yes, i’m dragging eremika into this too, cuz HUH????

reddit is the number one public enemy in the state (on oatmealmika’s blog)

[quiveringdeer]

Historia: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Ymir: You’ve been?

Historia: Once, in Monopoly.

Ymir: Oh. That makes sense.

Historia: And once for treason.

Ymir:

Historia:

Ymir: I fall more in love with you every day.

[bittergirlsworld]

it will never stop be so fascinating to me that lgbt ships can be literally canon and people will still deny it but a man and a woman can breath in the same room and people will be like "soulmates 😍"

no matter how many parallels, how many romantic tropes, how the narrative builds that relationship in specific, will always be ostracised and like, ship whatever you want even if does makes zero sense but my dear lord its annoying!! homophobic even.

worse when you tell the same history but switch gender of one of them and suddenly is the best love story ever told

in the year of 2024 my dearest lord we will never learn

[chaoticnerdsstuff]

Historia would be Wednesday

Ymir would be Enid

[clfixationstation]

you know what, maybe I'm just off-put when a m/f romance is the center of a story. Maybe that's why eren/mikasa (as an example - there are others) gives me the ick, despite their plot/character relevance and generally being a perfectly fine ship. Just not my vibe

[argentkosmos]

of course i have an exam anf my writing juices start flowing in the smut direction typical me

[persephozee]

I have an AOT drabble collection on ao3 !!

[aruanimess]

Crack scenario: AOT couples waking up in each other’s bodies? Hashtag #flipped 👀

Hey, Luca!!

The real question here is: do they take a peek? So let me answer!

(This turned out a tad nsfw-ish, so the rest under the cut)

Eremika

For some reason I believe that they would have the hardest time in this. Eren would take a peek, but it would be by accident. He flailed and floundered while waking up in Mikasa's body and her shirt slipped down. He didn't mean to, he feels so bad. But honestly? He's also super horny about it. Mikasa's magnificent chonkalonkas are bouncing at every move and it's making him CRAZY!

Meanwhile, Mikasa is not faring much better. She does not take a peek, but just the idea of being in Eren's body makes her brain melt. Which would be fine, only Eren's body *reacts* to such thoughts and she has to fight a chubby every 2 seconds. All in all, not a good time for them.

Aruani

Armin is losing his crap, but he will NOT look! He's a gentleman. This is no dirty mag to peruse, this is a real human girl that he respects and admires. He'll do anything within his power to keep his wayward eyes in check!

It ends up not mattering anyway. Just the sensation of Annie's skin under his fingertips, of her soft scent tingling his nostrils, of her hair trickling his nape drives him to distraction. He cannot concentrate on anything. Poor boy is losing it!

So in order to deal with the lust he decides to go on a run. Which turns out to be quite the cure! Once he's completed two laps in Annie's body, he realizes he can do all of the athletic things he's ever dreamed of and ends up spending the rest of the freaky Friday doing cartwheels.

Annie takes a look. Immediately. She doesn't even feel bad about it because she assumes Armin did the same. She does feel a tiny twinge of remorse when she finds out he didn't, but also doesn't regret it. She has A LOT of fun in Armin's body!

Yumihisu

They don't need to take a peek, they've already seen it all. They wake up, realize they've switched and spend the rest of the morning in bed pleasuring each other. The problems arise when their little tryst is over.

Historia is not used to being this tall! Let me tell you, the novelty of reaching the top shelf wears off fast! We're talking stumbling, we're talking bumping her head on open cupboards, we're talking miscalculating how much she should lean down to get out of the bottom bunk bed.

Ymir is in a similar state, only she also wants to murder people for constantly crashing into her. She ends up yelling at a bunch of dudes and they laugh at her, because she's about as intimidating as an angry chihuahua. They forget that Historia is a soldier too, so she throws them on their ass anyway (being underestimated does have *some* benefits).

[cadriox]

Yumihisu deserter AU

(mikasa was found dead in the woods)

Alternate universe where ymir came back with historia instead of sacrificing herself for the warriors. Then they be like, okay everything is pretty hopeless let’s run and get married. (Ymir said yes) (Berth and Reiner died there)

In this AU a LOT of the main casts died bc they really fuck everyone over. Eren spiraled even more because mikasa dead 💀💀

Rumbling still happened but yumihisu survived being in the island. They won the idgaf war, happy ending for them only!!!!!

Friend killer wives 💖

(I also imagining eren wanting to kill them once he knew where they were but realized he’s envious of them being able to escape fate while he stuck to the cage so he avoided them, bc if he saw them he’ll go murder spree for mikasa)

adding on…

Armin was the only who figured out they deserted for themselves not to Marley while Eren was furious. Erwin still died

Eren eventually learned about ymhs through contacting zeke, influencing him to ask armin to join him last minute. Armin left with Eren.

Floch didn’t join the yeagerist, he’s bonded with the rest of the 104 more than ever.

Jean was the 15th scout commander, but not for long bc they all died trying to stop the rumbling.

Armin, Eren, yumihisu, and everyone in paradis survived. Eren and Ymir died from 13 yr curse