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girl-please-study Ā· 1 year ago
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list five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. spread the positivity <3
Heyy thank you for sending this ask ! Things that make me happy :
1. Animals
2. Messages from loved ones
3. Food!
4. Finishing a book / Assignment
5. Academic Validation (nothing beats that u know Iā€™m right)
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blitzbuckz Ā· 2 months ago
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The psychic trainer gives the imp an ultra ball. "This should deal with that bird brain of yours. trust." - Will
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怐š‚ƒć€‘ ā FUCK where were y' five minutes ago? they already fled but... yeah, it would of saved me the hassle. now i'm stuck with a fuckin' migraine. āž
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k-is-for-potassium Ā· 4 months ago
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all of this is /j and /lh!!
edit: just realized thay capitalization's not a thing on tumblr whoops. that explains why i haven't seen it on here tho lol
also how did 0.3 of you choose it if it doesn't exist that's like 16 thousand and oh my god how are there this many of y'all
oopsies i can't do math i meant 160ish
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goatsandgangsters Ā· 2 years ago
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how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)
there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you canā€™t find any post on your own blog, itā€™s impossible, bluhrblub~
I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if youā€™re on desktop/browser and you know what youā€™re doing:
url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissantsĀ or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, itā€™s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant
url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest firstĀ 
url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isnā€™t as perfect at finding everything, but itā€™s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned itĀ ā€œlook at my croissantā€) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it wonā€™t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find itā€™s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order
url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case youā€™re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memesĀ 
url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now
url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if youā€™re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc
url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if youā€™re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quicklyĀ 
url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I donā€™t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant)Ā 
the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog!Ā 
caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (orĀ ā€œcustom themeā€) enabled. aĀ ā€œcustom themeā€ is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. Iā€™ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks.Ā 
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if the person doesnā€™t have aĀ ā€œcustom themeā€ enabled, youā€™re beholden to the search bar. still, Iā€™ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else
if youā€™re on mobile, Iā€™m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if youā€™re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, youā€™ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and itā€™ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if thereā€™s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims)Ā 
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ningningkittie Ā· 10 months ago
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#also she pisses me off bc she constantly says she's such a good person and an angel and that she has a big heart and cares for everyone#while being the kind of person who literally denies genocide and believes an oppressed group of ppl would 'lie' about it#like ?????? i wouldnt wanna be friends w someone like that anyway bc that made me so appalled#how could u believe that ppl who have suffered greatly being murdered and erased... would LIE abt it???????#idk im trying to not care but it bothers me so much bc we share so many mutuals bd i have to see her stupid url constantly#and yeah sure girlie your heart is so big and u care sm nd you're such a nice person who hates cruelty!!!!#(but at the same time u have no empathy at all for ppl who are being GENOCIDED)#nd also some of her things aimed at me....#im the first to admit that im not perfect nd that i make mistakes nd im self aware nd i know when i fuck up#i know when i deliberately choose to be selfish nd put myself first nd hurt someone else's feelings w it#im aware of everything i do. i will never lie or not acknowledge it#it's her hypocrisy that bothers me. nd that she didnt talk to me abt it. she just discarded me#bcat first it was a misunderstanding. if she woul've talked to me like an adult we couldve sorted it out#nd i would've realized it immediately#but since she decided to hurt me nd throw me away i decided to be selfish nd the misunderstanding turned into a choice on my end#so no im not a nice perfect angel. but u arent either. stop pretending to be so fkn superior when u literally arent at all#im just saying this bc i miss her sm#nd i know she isnt thinking anything other than unpleasant thoughts of me. if she even thinks of me at all#but i still miss her sm
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amourane Ā· 8 months ago
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kick in the right direction
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pairing: football player!seungcheol x mascot!reader
genre: fluff, university au
w/c: 0.9k
summary: seungcheol is the star football player in your university but he becomes a bumbling mess in front of you.
warnings: none, you do get hit by a ball though
a/n: i have decided to start writing fics for seventeen too because i just love them way way too much <3 also disclaimer this post used to be under my old url httphannie <3
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Seungcheol doesnā€™t know what to say. He usually has an explanation for his actions. There doesnā€™t seem to be anything coming to his mind when he sees you on the ground. The problem with being the star player on the football team was the amount of trust his coach put on him. As well as the thought that they needed to win every game, that wasnā€™t a problem though because Choi Seungcheol was a beast when he was in game mode. His aim was the best on the whole team, heā€™d never missed a goal.Ā 
Obviously today was an off day.
ā€œYouā€™re staring, Cheol.ā€ Jeonghan gives him a hearty slap on the back. ā€œYou really like our school mascot donā€™t you?ā€ All Seungcheol can do is nod, watching as Seungkwan helps you up.
He really wants to go over and say sorry for nearly knocking you out with his kick but he canā€™t. Not because he doesnā€™t want to but because he simply canā€™t. Itā€™s stupid really. Choi Seungcheol, star player of the football team, canā€™t say two words when heā€™s faced with you. Heā€™s tried speaking to you. Once after a game, not the best choice because heā€™d become so nervous he spilt his water bottle all over you. Even after you told him it was fine he was still stuttering his words. Another time heā€™d managed to catch you walking down the hallway. The moment you smiled and said ā€˜hiā€™ his mind blanked. No words could come out of his mouth and he stood there gaping like a goldfish.
Talking to girls was easy for Seungcheol. He could give them a smile and theyā€™d be fawning all over him. You were different. There isnā€™t one time heā€™s had a full conversation with you with nothing embarrassing happening. Heā€™d stumble over his words or nothing would come out of his mouth. The only thing that kept him from giving up was the fact you would grin every time he came up to you and he didnā€™t like giving up.
ā€œOf course I like her!ā€ Seungcheol runs a hand through his hair. ā€œI just don't know what to do?ā€
ā€œYou could ask her out.ā€
ā€œI canā€™t!ā€Ā 
His friend arches an eyebrow, clearly puzzled. "What do you mean you can't ask her out? Like you're scared, or you don't know how to, because those two are completely different things." Jeonghan's tone is gentle but probing, urging Seungcheol to confront the root of his hesitation.
ā€œThatā€™s not it. Iā€™ve got everything planned out. I know what to say and I know where I want to bring her to. Thereā€™s a whole plan in my notebook, itā€™s coloured in and everything!ā€
ā€œThen whatā€™s the problem?ā€
Seungcheol fiddles with the hem of his shirt. ā€œWhenever I go up to her to ask her out my throat closes and I canā€™t find the right words. Or when I try to even write my confession, my hand freezes and no letters can be written. Itā€™s even worse because I manage to make a fool of myself whenever Iā€™m in front of her!ā€ He kicks the football away.
Jeonghan sighs, staring at Seungcheol as he aimed a perfect kick to the goal. The boy was completely enamoured by you. Practically the whole school knew about his crush on you. Everyone was just waiting for the day the both of you would come in hand in hand.Ā 
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ā€œY/n, oh my god! Are you okay?ā€ Seungkwan was shaking you by your shoulders. You rub your head. That football was really hard. Who knew air could hurt you? ā€œHow many fingers am I holding up?ā€ He waves three fingers around and your eyes struggle to adjust to his trembling hand.
ā€œCalm down. I just got hit in the head, I donā€™t have a concussion or anything.ā€ You just know thereā€™s going to be a huge bump on your forehead tomorrow. ā€œItā€™s partly Stuartā€™s fault.ā€ You pat the dragon costume you had on. The fuzzy green body was heavy and the long swishy tail at the back was quite annoying to lug around.
"Why are you blaming our mascot? Stuart did nothing wrong," Seungkwan interjects, shooting a pointed glare at Seungcheol. "Star player my ass." He mutters under his breath, clearly unimpressed.
ā€œHey, donā€™t blame him. Iā€™m sure it was an accident.ā€ You give Seungcheol a little smile and an ā€˜okayā€™ sign to tell him everything was fine.Ā 
ā€œI canā€™t believe you like that dumbass, he canā€™t string two sentences together when heā€™s in front of you.ā€ Seungkwan helps you up, handing you Stuartā€™s head. You dust off the dirt on your costume.Ā 
What was there not to like about Choi Seungcheol? He was popular, athletic, smart and talented in everything. Not to mention he was the literal definition of eye candy. There hadnā€™t been many occasions where you two had met. Heā€™d always stutter helplessly or his cheeks would resemble a fire truck, which was very endearing. It was quite funny seeing him stumble over his words whenever he tried to ask you out.
ā€œWhy donā€™t you just ask him out? You already know he likes you, not that he makes it the most obvious thing in the world.ā€Ā 
ā€œBut isn't it just the cutest thing when he tries to ask me out but heā€™s a stuttering blushing mess?ā€ You giggle when you catch sight of the pout Seungcheol has on his face. ā€œI hope he asks me out soon though, I canā€™t wait to finally go on a date with him.ā€Ā 
The smile you shoot at Seungcheol has him tripping over his feet, face planting into the ground. Suppressing your laughter behind your hand, you watch as he hurriedly picks himself up, only to see his teammates rolling on the floor with amusement.
ā€œHow long are you even willing to wait?ā€
ā€œAs long as it takes.ā€
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alllgator-blood Ā· 25 days ago
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your comics are really cozy. they remind me of like, a really good TV show? something that would air on adult swim at like 10 pm-12 am (so after the syndicated FOX shows end but still early enough to air their really good flagship shows. if that makes sense.) they're even written and structured super smartly and well-done. can't wait to see more!
I was taking a break from asks but it's been a while since I answered one- I wanted to say that means a lot to me and I'm glad you think so! I've managed to catch some fantastic shows in the 2000s/2010s by tuning into adult swim around that time so it's really cool that you'd put my art into that category :') I don't have the patience or skill for animation but I try to structure my comics like an adult cartoon rather than an actual comic strip? If I had the ability, I would ABSOLUTELY have been working on a bishop sitcom by now because I love writing for tragic siblings....but for now they shall be in comic form. I already self-published a sitcom with wacky but tragic anthro characters, so this felt like the PERFECT fandom for me to draw comics for
Here's the first couple panels of the one I'm gonna be posting around christmas, it's another angst comic but the vibe was supposed to be "cozy sadness" so I felt it was worth posting in response to this ask! (Also...is your url a vinesauce reference cause that unlocked a core memory of watching his tomodachi life streams lmao)
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theresattrpgforthat Ā· 4 months ago
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How To Find Cool Games: On Itch.io!
As I drift into a reduced posting schedule, I figured Iā€™d give everyone a peek behind the screen for how I cultivate ttrpgs for recommendations! Some of these tips might even help you find your next favourite game.
This is a long read so let's put most of this beast under a read-more. Keep in mind that many of these strategies work best when you're checking itch.io a little bit every week, and when you're engaging with the platform as more than just a store page. There's a lot of features that you can choose to engage with if you want to find the game for you!
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browsing physical game recent releases. This helps me see whatā€™s new and happening, and it helps with a number of things. First of all, I get to see new games pretty much every time I browse recent releases. Secondly, I get a good sense of whatā€™s currently popular in the design space. Thanks to my weekly browsing, I recognize Cy_Borg, Shadowdark and Mausritter as games whose content shows up rather regularly - if you see a lot of products attached to one game at once, thatā€™s a good sign that thereā€™s a related game jam going on (in this case, Shadowdark), or that a game is really resonating with its player base.
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sorting games into collections. I personally organize by genre, system, player configuration and (in Games That Intrigue Me) games that Iā€™m personally really hyped about. This works for me because of the nature of my work, but a few collections sorted according to level of interest or game style might work better for you.
Depending on the need, I might have a collection that works specifically for the request - Neon Lights & Cyber Nights is perfect for cyberpunk games, but I might also reference this folder for combat, inventory mechanics, resistance themes, or interesting tech rules. LUMEN is great for folks who want fast-paced games, folks who are looking for certain kinds of video games, or folks who want to feel powerful. If you follow other people on Itch, you'll probably also be able to see their collections, which is a great place to browse.
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searching game tags. I donā€™t typically use the regular search feature, although recently the website did update the toggles to restrict your results to physical games, video games, etc. Instead what I usually do is type what Iā€™m looking for into the url: so in this case, [deck-building]. I might use a couple different wordings, such as [deck-builder] and [deckbuilding] (no spaces). Youā€™re not going to find everything that includes the thing youā€™re looking for, but youā€™ll definitely find places to start.
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Game Jams! I find these either by looking at the ā€œJamsā€ tab (although you'll have to wade through video games here) or by noticing that a number of games being published recently have the ā€œfor the _ā€ jam in the description. Alternatively, I might be reading the page for a game and see the little ā€œSubmissionā€ badge in interaction buttons. Thereā€™s game jams for specific systems, game jams for various themes, game jams with special restrictions, and game jams that are titled things like ā€œfinish your damn game jam.ā€
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Bundles. I typically buy big-ass bundles and then sort through the games in my downtime. These games are sorted into collections for future reference, and if a game really pops out - into the Intrigue Me folder it goes! And the best part is that I already own it, so if I want to learn more, I can just download it and start reading.
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following game designers that I like. This way Iā€™ll get notifications if they release a new game, update an old game, rate someone elseā€™s game, or sort games into their own collections. I also get to see what other folks in the space are excited about - on the day I was browsing, Plasmodics by Will Jobst was really hot.
If you follow me on Itch, youā€™ll get a notification every time I add a game to one of my non-private folders! Also - you can interact with designers on Itch by liking their updates, and even commenting on their posts, which is a great way to get involved in the design community - and also just make a designerā€™s day!
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wizlizbelle3 Ā· 5 months ago
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Something that works for me and kind of an experiment.
I have discussed methods and stuff and how people have also told me that you need to find what works for you. But there's only one way to get to the void: complete relaxation.
So this is something that I'm doing, and this is something I'd like you to try!
First - I wanna start with a meditation. (Grounding, clearing, calming etc). Great Meditations on YouTube is my favorite meditation channel because they have 5, 10, 15, 20, and longer meditations. They have a variety of all kinds of meditations including a void meditation which is perfect to be relaxed. I'll link some of my favorite ones down here:
Grounding meditation
Void Meditation
Deep space meditation
Deep within yourself meditation
Healing the void space
Secondly - Now that I've done a meditation, I wanna do a quick body scan ( 30 seconds or a minute). Get into a comfortable position (doesn't matter which one, people use starfish cause your body is supported) but it should a position where you won't move.
Lastly - this is the most fun part - I'll put on this vid Void Hypnosis
and as I am listening to it, I'll be doing some breathwork:
Count to 10, then when you get to 10 hold your breath for 10 seconds. Count to 20, then when you get to 20 hold your breath for 20 seconds
so on until your body has gone numb. You can also just do wim hof's breathing but holding your breath for long periods of time makes your body go to sleep which is what we want. You don't need to affirm because the hypnosis is already doing that for you.
If you get distracted after a while, just keep being distracted. It doesn't matter cause you've already relaxed your body and are in a trance.
Remember, you are in the void. Even right now, you are in the void.
Please do let me know how it goes for you! And I suggest using youtube to make a playlist and adding the hypnosis video twice. You can do it if you have a computer. Log into your youtube account - make a playlist - add your meditation - copy the link of the hypnosis and click on the little three dots on the left underneath the title of the playlist - click add videos and paste the URL in the search box then click done - do it again or however many times you want that video in your playlist.
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vinelark Ā· 8 months ago
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what r some fics that shaped your psyche? you have so many good recs im currently rereading the to an athlete dying young series
hello! you sent me this ask ages ago and i've been meaning to get to it ever since. (it took me so long to answer that i'm sure you've reread to an athlete dying young by @sonosvegliato many times over by now but hell yeah, what a good one.)
these are a few fics--dc and beyond--that have been in my "in case of emergency" epub folder (aka fics i want to have on hand immediately to reread on bad days, or good days, or even average days) for a few years now. so here is an extremely incomplete list of fics that have shaped my psyche!
for dc specifically--if i tried to list all of them i would just end up repeating my whole fic rec tag, so these are just a few of the ones i read when i was getting into this fandom that stayed with me/made me want to seek out more for these characters:
šŸ“ø surveillance series by @smilebackwards
this series located the tim drake center of my brain and lit it up like the vegas strip.
šŸŽ’ like a hinge, like a wing by @bonesbuckleup
one of my go-to rereads for pangs; chapter one is a masterclass in tension. also, one of my favorite pre-robin tim pov fics of all time.
šŸ’» nominal by @unpretty
"you don't get it, batman is a comedy" --conversation i've had with multiple people using this fic as my thesis statement.
šŸŒƒ the jingle jangle morning by @audreycritter
the moment somebody in my vicinity says "i love dick grayson" i'm on their doorstep with this fic url.
šŸš‰ a meditation on railroading by @eggmacguffin
there's a moment in this fic known among my friends as "baby wipes jason" and it has successfully converted no less than three people to the fandom.
and then for non-dc fic:
šŸŒŒ atlas by @megafaunatic (mdzs & tgcf)
did i read this before i had a single clue who the characters were? yes. did i return to it once i did and lose my mind a little? yes. lore etymologyplayground writes that ā€œso so so in love and pining so hard the lines between us are blurring and we havenā€™t made a move yet but itā€™s inevitableā€ flavor with such a deft hand; it is in fact called the lorezone. if any friends-to-lovers pining i write can achieve even 50% of a lorezone i will have done my job.
šŸŖæ If they caught you by @feyburner (tgcf)
i go back to this when i think about setup and payoff, when i think about subtle misdirects, when i think about the monumental task of creating whole compelling new characters in 6k words.
šŸ§Ŗ away childish things by lettered (hp)
one of the best de-aging trope stories i've ever read; i think of this when i want to take a trope to its maximum potential and then go: no wait, there's even more.
(another fav de-aging fic is grow by @cafecliche; shorter plot but no less pangs šŸŒ±)
šŸ” in defiance of all geometry by @idiopath-fic-smile (les mis)
a fic that's a perfect reread when i need something cozy and full of character, and a perfect touchstone when i'm pondering something where the world may not hang in the balance but the stakes still matter.
šŸ“” The Absolutely True Story of the Yiling Patriarch: A Manifesto in Many Parts by aubreyli (cql/mdzs)
paragon of metahumor, basically. i think of this when i want to write something that's funny in both text and form.
šŸš and his wanting grows teeth by @yuebings (cql/mdzs)
masterclass in pangy backstory reveal; the way the first scene loops back around to punch you in the gut long after you've forgotten it will forever be seared into my brain.
also, most answers on this list fit the bill!
(apologies again that this answer is so belated; it took me ages to write up partially because i kept stopping to reread these fics every time i tried.)
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enjolraspermettendo Ā· 8 months ago
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Les Miserables Fanfic recsāœØļø
I tried to make a selection, my absolute favourites have a heart next to them ā¤ļø, but my les mis fics bookmarks have 17 pages, so you know, there are still other amazing fics that i didn't include (part 2 maybe?). I also realised while making this list that most of these fics are actually very well known, but still, they're great šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø I'm an angst enthusiast, be warned.
( I'm trying to also tag the tumblr accounts of the authors: if you are one of the authors and I missed your url and want me to add you or if you want me to remove you dont hesitate to contact me! )
ā¤ļø World Aint Ready by idiopathicsmile @idiopathicsmile
Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.
"I need a favor," he says at last.
"With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robesā€”"
(High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)
Part 1 of World Aint Ready-verse
To Fold the Sheet by Lyres
ā€œCan you say one good thing about the season?ā€
Holding out his soap-sud covered hands until Grantaire tosses a towel on top of them, Enjolras hums in thought. ā€œNot really,ā€ he says, once he's dried off. ā€œJust don't have a lot of happy memories of summer, I suppose.ā€
(In which Grantaire attempts to make Happy Summer Memories, and Enjolras is endlessly patient.)
History of Melancholia by Squash (JeSuisGourde) @meta-squash
Grantaire deals with his depression by documenting it through photography as he and Enjolras try to wade through life with mental illness. It doesn't make it any easier for him or Enjolras, though. It's the blind leading the blind as they try to navigate the waters of depression.
A series of moments in no particular order, showing the paths that Grantaire's depression and addiction has taken him on and the ways he has tried to survive.
Submission (Going Down, Down) by ddeadkennedys
anyway, enjolras hated grantaire at first. enjolras isn't an asshole, he's not a gatekeeper or some sort of shitty elitist, but grantaire was uninspired, hopeless despite all that potential. a waste. but then that whole thing went down, and shit changed, and if grantaire thought he couldn't get enough of enjolras' attention before, now that enj is only mean to him for fun he's a fucking junkie for it.
Part 1 of the revolution is my boyfriend
Keep It Kind, Keep It Good, Keep It Right by lady_ragnell @theladyragnell
ā€œYou arenā€™t going to ask me if Iā€™m okay?ā€
ā€œYou arenā€™t. Believe me, I know the signs.ā€ Grantaire sighs, and his breath mists in the air like cigarette smoke. ā€œThey love you in there.ā€
ā€œAnd out here?ā€
ā€œYou know thatā€™s not a fair question.ā€
Forget Me Not by Opium_du_Peuple @just-french-me-up
Enjolras loses four years worth of memories after a nasty car accident. Though he still remembers who Combeferre and Courfeyrac are, he also finds himself with a herd of friends he doesn't remember meeting. Friends who are exactly what his blank mind needs to recollect his missing memories.
or : the amnesia fic no one asked for.
i'm not the moon (i'm not even a star) by serinesaccade @serinesaccade
ā€œThe amnesiac has questions,ā€ says Grantaire. Boyfriend grips the wheel. ā€œDonā€™t worry, weā€™ll start with the 200 dollar Jeopardy trivia.ā€ A semi roars past them. ā€œWhatā€™s your name?ā€ The perfect sinew and bones of his fingers relax. ā€œOh,ā€ he murmurs. Just like that, defenses lowered. ā€œEnjolras.ā€ ā€œCool,ā€ Grantaire says. ā€œIā€™m Grantaire.ā€ Something happens to Enjolrasā€™ face which, if you zoomed in, might be considered a smile. ā€œI know.ā€ ā€œHow long have we been dating, Enjolras?ā€ The almost-smile is gone. The gameshow metaphor has become too apt; someoneā€™s lost it all. ā€œThatā€™s complicated.ā€ Well. Grantaire shouldā€™ve known some part of this fairytale was too good to be true. Heā€™s best friends with a streetsmart renegade and someone who wrote him a welcome-back-to-consciousness poem in godawful blue icing on an orange frosted cookie cake. There are nearly ten people who were waiting for him to wake up in a hospital room. Of course his inexplicable relationship with his supernova hot, socially conscientious boyfriend is ā€˜complicated.ā€™
thirteen days and fourteen hours and a dozen minutes by Potoo
"Enjolras,ā€ Grantaire gasps as delicate fingers brush over his chest, an airy quality to them, ā€œwhat do you want?ā€ Because Grantaire would serve him the whole world on a silver platter, and it would never be enough.
ā€œYou,ā€ Enjolras states, his voice clear and severe, ā€œI want you.ā€
Enjolras discovers one by one what his friends think about Grantaire. He is rather surprised by their words.
Also: body worship porn.
Metropolitan Art by ryssabeth @avagueambitioninyourerection
Paris is his home.
ā¤ļø Wrap your fingers round my thumb by Ibbyliv
When Ɖponine leaves in the morning, heā€™s already feeling much better. No really, he is. He makes a cup of coffee and even showers. The sun is shining brightly ā€“even though itā€™s mostly late in the afternoon than morning but he has no one to apologize to, no reason to excuse himself for being a lazy ass and not finishing that painting for ages- and heā€™s humming a catchy tune that has been stuck in his head while he wipes his hair dry with a towel. He opens the door because he feels good enough to take the trash out, and everythingā€™s alright, even the odor coming from the plastic bag, until he hears it.
Itā€™s a cry, a wail, desperate and heartbreaking as if something tiny is trying to cause its lungs to explode and is on its way to success. Grantaire looks around, not willing to accept what he feels coming, before lowering his eyes on the floor. In this moment, Grantaire swears, he's so fucking wasted. * Enjolras leaves to work abroad for a year. When he returns, he finds out that there has been a new addition to their group.
A Series of Progressions by AnnaBolena @annabrolena
Modern AU in Paris in which most of Les Amis are students and all of them are sort of slow on the getting together aspect of relationships, with sociopolitical commentary and medical jabber peppered in between.
how sweet and lovely dost thou make the shame by Tegami @furtherfish
He could have shrugged and that would have been it. Say that he just found it precious. But Grantaire was Grantaire and he never could keep himself from oversharing and he was already dizzy with the way this night was going, so he told the truth. ā€œThe first thought I had when I read that poem was ā€˜If someone would ever call me ā€œsweet boyā€ and mean it, I would probably pass out.ā€™ā€ OR: E & R are being ""casual"". Grantaire attempts to break some of their habits. Enjolras reads some angsty notes R left in his copy of Shakespeare's sonnets. Then they fuck
ā¤ļø Hotel California by sunflowerbright
'You can check out, but you can never leave' - Reincarnation!AU
ā¤ļø Paris Burning by thecitysmith @thecitysmith
In a world where cities are personified, the City of Paris has been missing for centuries, driven away by the horrors of war and the worst humanity has offered him. Enjolras dreams of meeting Paris, and leading him to a better tomorrow. What he doesn't know is that Paris is now a cynical drunk who calls himself Grantaire.
ā¤ļø Thirty-Two Times by Ark @et-in-arkadia
Marius, looking chastised but sad, says, ā€œIs there nothing then for romance, Enjolras? It seems a strange emotion to be struck with, distracting as a fever, if it means nothing.ā€ It is Grantaire who answers first. ā€œNothing means anything, Marius,ā€ says the cynic. ā€œYet who would ever die for his country if he did not love some person who lived within it?ā€
ā¤ļø Once We're Kings by raeldaza
Their kingdoms have been at odds for centuries, so what will be a greater 'fuck you' than to send hapless knight Grantaire as their representative for Prince Enjolras's queen choosing ceremony before he is crowned King? Grantaire disagrees, but he doesn't seem to get much of a say in the matter. No one is really expecting anything to come of it, but trust Enjolras to defy expectations.
ā¤ļø Your Heart on Your Skin by zade @racetrackthehiggins
Grantaireā€™s first flower appears when he is two years old. Itā€™s late, for a First Bloom, considering some children are born with their First already etched above their hearts, but Grantaireā€™s parents are warm and loving and wait to see what sort of child they have born unto the world. His First Bloom, when it comes, is vibrant patch of yellow carnations. He is too young to know what it means, and his parents donā€™t tell him, justā€”withdraw, and a much smaller patch of yellow carnations appears on his motherā€™s ankle. -- Soulmate AU where things in your life appear as flowers on your skin, and people with hard lives have a lot of flowers to show for it
Tetris by chapstickaddict
Cosette is Enjolras' half-sister. His father slept with Fantine and then buggered off to be with his wife. Then Enjolras found out. One day he sees her- and he knows its her- and doesn't know what to do. Enjolras is Cosette's half-brother. Her mother slept with a married man and died of a broken heart and weary soul. Then Cosette found out. One day, she finds him-and she knows its him- and doesn't know what to do. Then Marius happened...
Silence Is the Speech of Love by lady_ragnell @theladyragnell
Grantaire's life has a pattern: he pays his respects to Aphrodite, he goes to work, he loves Enjolras and provokes him because he can't bring himself to do otherwise. That seems unlikely to change, at least until Enjolras speaks out against the gods and ends up cursed. Grantaire does his best to help him, but it turns out it's just as hard to love Enjolras up close as it is from afar.
Part 1 of The Speech of Love
ā¤ļø I Believe In Nothing but the Truth and Who We Are by Whreflections
"Under the wine, Grantaire smelled like smoke and summer nights. His dark hair curled in a chaotic mess around his face, his neck below pale and soft. The first time they met, the first time he drew the scent into his lungs, he ached with the need to mark that stretch of skin, to card his fingers through Grantaireā€™s hair so very gently before tilting his head back so Enjolras might mark his bared throat and make his claim. He resisted then, telling himself that to act on instinct alone was the arena of an animal; he was a man of intellect, and he could choose." As an alpha, Enjolras has known Grantaire to be his mate since he first came to the Musain, a truth he does his best to bury. With his devotion already promised to France, he tells himself he cannot risk dividing his loyalties, cannot risk a bond that would pull so heavy on his heart. This is what he's told himself a thousand times, but when Grantaire needs him, his careful resolutions may not be able to hold against the strain.
His Love Letter by ShitpostingfromtheBarricade @shitpostingfromthebarricade
Your Wednesday regular appears right on time and orders the same thing as he does every week, but something's different today.
ā¤ļø Here's looking at you by illuminate
ā€œSo domestic trouble rather than treason?ā€ Floreal said. ā€œIā€™m not saying one precludes the other.ā€ Enjolras said, which came out more pained than he had intended. ā€œAre you suggesting Grantaire sold national secrets to a crime lord because you were a bad boyfriend?ā€ Floreal asked. Her tone was bemused, but there was a glint in her eye that turned the comment into mockery. ā€œNo.ā€ Enjolras snapped, stung, and then didnā€™t say more. Spy AU. Grantaire removes his tracker and disappears the same night Lamarque is killed in his office. Enjolras is left behind, trying to figure out what happened and why Grantaire didn't tell him anything.
ā¤ļø Meanwhile, A Glacier by standalone
ā€œIā€™ll go.ā€ He says it without brashness or deference. Just a statement. ā€œWhere?ā€ ā€œYou want to climb the Forty,ā€ he says, and Enjolras canā€™t deny it. ā€œIā€™ll go with you.ā€
ā¤ļø It's Not the Same Anymore by ShameDumpster @shamedumpster
Grantaire is a bookstore clerk in his late twenties, and to everyoneā€™s eternal disbelief, a father. Itā€™s been years since heā€™s seen anyone from his former group of friends, after a falling out cleaved him from the ABC, but everything changes when Enjolras walks into his bookstore. Can they rekindle their friendship, or something more, while they both come to terms with how their lives have changed over the past decade?
Part 1 of INtSA-verse
ā¤ļø Combeferre's Tattoos by standalone
Enjolras clunked down three lowball glasses of whiskey and a bottle of soda water. ā€œWe have already established, ā€˜Ferre, his freedom to leave us. Can you please stop bringing it up and instead give him some incentive to stay?ā€ Combeferre cocked his head to the side, as if amused at Enjolrasā€™s crankiness. ā€œSuch as?ā€ ā€œHe seemed to like you shirtless.ā€ ā€˜Ferre nodded. ā€œThen perhaps someone should take my shirt off.ā€ or When the universe gives you Enjolras and Combeferre, who the hell are you to ask questions?
Part 1 of Tattoos AU
ā¤ļø In Defiance of all Geometry by idiopathicsmile @idiopathicsmile
Amis House might not be the biggest student co-op, or the fanciest, but it's got something all its own. Specifically, smoke damage on the kitchen ceiling from that time Courfeyrac lit a political pamphlet on fire. In which there are secrets, pining, pancakes, and revelations, and sometimes the shortest distance between three points is not a triangle but a circle.
Part 1 of IDOAG-verse
ā¤ļø We still got time (Raise your hopeful voice) by RavenXavier
ā€œExcuse-you!ā€ came Grantaireā€™s offended voice from the other side of the room. ā€œI would make an excellent wife, Monsieur Lesgle, should I choose to! I have all the qualities of one!" (In which Enjolras slowly falls in love, and Grantaire takes the time to explore what feels right.)
Musagetes by defractum @defractum
"You've had sex," says Grantaire, just to clarify. He gives Enjolras an obvious look up and down, as if he's trying to imagine it right now: Enjolras having sex, Enjolras in the act of having sex. The curve of his mouth gives away his smirk; it's Grantaire though, so his smirk is two-thirds mocking and one-third self-deprecating. In which Enjolras has sex, has casual sex, and doesn't talk about it; in which Grantaire speaks better through art.
ā¤ļø Through the Narrow Place by revolutionbarbie
ā€œWhat brought you to Paris?ā€ Montparnasse asked. ā€œA train, ostensibly. And a bus.ā€ Grantaire leaves Poland for Paris, content to remain alone forever if it means that he'll be safe. He goes to work and he comes home and he doesn't think about how few people there would be to miss him should he disappear. When he meets the Friends who gather and plot at the Cafe Musain, he realises how much he has been missing and though their leader is reckless and arrogant, Grantaire can't help but be drawn to him.
ā¤ļø A Thousand Miles by kjack89 @kjack89
Some couples had a morning breakfast routine. For Enjolras and Grantaire, it was coffee. Come rain, shine, or hectic schedules, they still made time every morning to have a cup of coffee together. Sometimes that time saw Grantaire perching on the counter in the bathroom while Enjolras gulped his cup in the shower; other times, it was the two of them in bed long past when they were supposed to get up, wrapped in blankets and each other. Some days those precious few minutes were the only time they saw each other, and they treasured it. Even when Enjolras was out of town on business, they called or Facetimed each other to share their morning cup of coffee. It was the one consistency in their lives that Grantaire could count on.
ā¤ļø Hēbē by illuminate
ā€œYou cannot feed on a citizen without their consent, because that would be an attack on their person - and their Rights, I am sure. But you cannot risk revealing your nature and so you cannot ask for permission. Luckily, you have me, who am already aware and quite willing.ā€ The chair screeches loudly as Enjolras pushes himself away from the table. ā€Come now, Apollo, let me be your cupbearer.ā€ Grantaire implores; his tone somewhere between teasing and honest. ā€œNo, we are not doing that.ā€ Enjolras growls. (In short: Enjolras has trouble feeding himself, because he is too busy planning the revolution. Grantaire finds out and is more than willing to help.)
Part 1 of cupbearer
Enjolras looks down at where Grantaireā€™s hand holds the pack against him and doesnā€™t bother to take hold. ā€œIf you were Combeferre,ā€ he says, ā€œthis would be the part where you tell me these things will kill me.ā€ ā€œIf I were Combeferre, Iā€™d be inside and youā€™d be bothering someone else,ā€ Grantaire snaps. He snatches the pack of cigarettes back and extracts one, leaving just two inside. It is with sharp, savage movements that he jabs it into his mouth, lights it with the silver Zippo, and then offers it to Enjolras.
love is in the air, i just gotta figure out a window to break out by tamquams
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infiniteglitterfall Ā· 4 months ago
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OMG, COULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP IMMEDIATELY BELIEVING AND REPEATING DISINFORMATION?!
Sorry, I just. Was just on Twitter, and I snapped.
I literally haven't seen one true statement about Israel on social media in MONTHS.
It's gotten to the point that I'm seriously considering starting a sideblog fact-checking all of it.
PLEASE STOP BEING GARFIELD I AM BEGGING ALL OF YOU
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BE NERMAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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I've written at least one really long post about fact-checking things before. I have another saved as a draft somewhere.
But all you really have to do at this point is GO LOOK AT AN ACTUAL NEWS SOURCE.
What do I mean by an Actual News Source?
An actual news source will tell you where it's getting its information.
Basically: Wikipedia rules apply at all times. Citation. Fucking. Needed.
Except with news articles, I don't mean a detailed footnote.
I mean, if they say, "Rosco Flubberish reported seeing a pig fly across Whatever Place. 'It was a flying pig,' he said," they're fine.
If they say, "Sources close to the President reported that the Department of Farmland Creatures launched a pig into the air this afternoon," they're fine.
If they say, "There have also been reports that pigs flew," they are purely making shit up.
Just check CNN or something. CNN checks their shit, and they're very quick on the draw.
NBC has been very reliable too, in my experience. So have ABC, Newsweek, the Jerusalem Post, the Guardian, the New York Times, the AP, PBS, the Washington Post, and Reuters.
You can break through most paywalls by putting archive.is or 12ft.io before the https:// of the URL. Or just go to either of those sites and paste the URL in the box.
Nobody is perfect. I've seen some articles from all of the above that were accurate, but left things out that I personally thought were important.
Journalists are humans, humans fuck up.
(Also, NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO OPINION PIECES ON ANY TOPIC. Opinion pieces are exactly that: opinions. They don't seem to be fact-checked anywhere, as far as I can tell. They range from super-accurate and informative to complete nonsense.)
(Surprisingly unreliable sources in my experience: Democracy Now, Jacobin, Workers World Party. The latter two act like news sites but are basically running nothing but opinion pieces; Democracy Now can do important deep dives, but I've also seen news coverage from it that was wildly misinformed in that same way.
On the flip side, Slate and the Atlantic are largely opinion -- the Atlantic more than Slate, maybe -- but they often have really well-researched analysis of political situations. Ditto Teen Vogue, and sometimes Vox.)
You don't have to read CNN or the NYT or whateverfor fun. You don't have to make it one of your news sources.
Just. Do a quick check on Google News before you assume anything is true, and then run it through a bullshit filter as described above.
You are being actively lied to, all the time. So am I. We all are.
And people will believe and repeat literally anything that sounds about right.
That's just human nature.
That is WHY none of us are immune to propaganda.
if you want my personal shortlist of Bad Sources, as in Sources That Consistently Publish Absolute Falsehoods:
Any and all state-owned or state-controlled media. For example:
Al Jazeera is owned by the Qatari government, and so are a bunch of other news sites.
Mehr News, the Tehran Times, Al-Quds TV, and Al-Alam are owned by the dictatorship of Iran.
Oops. Looks like every form of broadcast Iranian news media is owned by the dictatorship of Iran, which has a monopoly.
Palestinian Broadcasting Corporation, Palestinian News and Info Agency, and Al-Hayat Al-Jadida are owned by the government of Palestine (the Palestinian Authority)
Al-Aqsa TV and Felesteen are owned by Hamas.
TASS / Russia News Agency, Russia Today, and a fuckton of others are owned by the Russian government.
State Media Monitor seems to do a pretty great job of tracking and listing these things. Check out your own country there!
I specifically listed those ones because some of them (especially Al Jazeera, Mehr News, and TASS) are sites I've seen come up frequently on Tumblr, or in my attempts to fact-check what people are saying here and on Twitter. The rest are just more examples from the same governments.
Al Jazeera deserves special notice because it's become a very popular leftist news source. Believe me, I used to read it all the time too.
It can be reliable and accurate sometimes. But:
It consistently tweets things that are unsourced, never appear anywhere else, and that would be big news you'd expect it to follow up on if they were true. It seems to be following a strategy of "tweet every rumor you hear in case it's true, so you can get the scoop."
It also does this with its liveblogs of the war. And ALL its coverage of the war at this point is liveblogs. So things that are verifiably true will run right next to things that are complete hearsay, but are too long to just tweet.
This is especially dangerous because as far as I can tell, Al Jazeera doesn't delete anything that turns out to be false.
I've also seen regular news articles in Al Jazeera, on multiple topics, that veer from Absolutely True Statements to Wildly Exaggerated Numbers and Speculation. Stuff you wouldn't expect a source on, like statistics or descriptions. And there's no way to tell the difference unless you already know a topic really well, or are fact-checking them while you read.
One especially terrible example, from Gazan activist Ahmed Fouad Alkhatib:
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Al Jazeera has never posted or published a correction.
Alkhatib has also blamed it for destabilizing the region, although he's exaggerating about it being Hamas's official propaganda outlet:
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TL;DR: If you see a Tumblr post making any kind of factual news statement without a link, at this point you need to assume it is absolutely not true. And either scroll on past, or go check Google News.
If there IS a link, you need to click through to see what it's from and what it actually says.
(Honestly, you need to do that with Wikipedia too. I've repeatedly clicked through on citations that absolutely did not say what the article implied they did.)
And pro tip: on mobile, you can just smack a button to sort Google's news results by most recent, and it helps A LOT. There's gotta be a way to do the same on desktop, but if there is, it's not immediately visible, which sucks.
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thewertsearch Ā· 9 months ago
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Let's kick things off with a mega-giga ask compilation!
I've spent the last couple of days working through the backlog, and I've been able to answer some quite old asks that were spoilers at the time they were sent.
@kintatsu asked: So, I was rereading your blog, and got to the post where you determine that John's 13th birthday was a Monday, and complain on his behalf that he couldn't really relax due to having the whole schoolweek ahead of him. Well, I checked, and the previous day was the first Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox, i.e. Easter Sunday. So it might have been a holiday week.
John entered the Medium shortly after Easter Sunday, and he did so by biting into an apple. Forget about the god tiers ā€“ his most powerful transformation is clearly Catholic Beast Mode.
Anonymous asked: The thing about knowing your Aspect, I think, is that it's the Aspect you most GET. I GET Space and Light, I understand them completely, they are suffused in my bones and my blood, they are writ large upon my brain and every base in my DNA. What aspect do you just GET?
To be honest, I donā€™t think I know enough about any Aspect to ā€˜getā€™ it.
If I had to choose, then I'd probably feel the most natural affinity for Life and/or Doom ā€“ and if was forced to pick one, Iā€™d say I'm very slightly more drawn to Life, just based on vibes.
@mhafanlol2000 asked: I think the horrorterrorā€™s plan (or the closest thing we can comprehend) is CHAOS-by which I mean LIFE. Skaia is order. If it can want, then it wants its players to follow the script it has written-the Alpha. It wants propagation, the snake to eat itā€™s own tail, blah blah blah. That is order. That is perfect servitude. That is NOT life. The gods, meanwhile, want chaos. It wants its servants to live. It does not tell people to do anything. It simply gives them the facts, and says ā€œhere is what you should do. You can not, you can do whatever the hell.ā€ It wants romance, conflict, CHAOS. that is life.
And if this theory is accurate to the canon Life aspect, then I feel justified in my affinity for it. It falls fairly closely in line with my own philosophy.
@necrowyrm asked: When searching your blog I always type "thew" before Tumblr autocompletes your URL. That has become who you are to me.. Thew, Glorious Liveblogger, navigating the treacherous seas of Homestuck
Sally ā€˜Thewā€™ Ertsearch, reporting in. šŸ«”
Anonymous asked: there's actually another arthurian joke to do with dave's land/quest. have another look at the disc platform that bro stabbed. how would you describe the shape of that turntable?
Ayy, Dave's a Knight of the Round Turntable! Honestly, that'd be a pretty great name for his theme song.
@caliquill asked: kanaya vs rose would be absolutely hilarious but. kanaya IS the original "I Can Fix Her" girl for a reason.
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Anonymous asked: the only real requirement for a name suggestion to be picked was that the firstname was 4 letters. but by really cool coincidence strider and lalonde are 7 letters, and egbert and harley are 6, and if you add those together its 4/13! similarly, both the trolls names were required to be 6 letters (i think hussie mixed and matched them actually, some of the firstnames were suggested as surnames and vice versa) so theres a similar case to be made for 6/12. but just doubling the same number i think holds less water than adding together two different numbers
Number symbolism is just very flexible in general. All Hussie really had to do was introduce a few 'important' numbers, and the fandom could start finding them everywhere!
Anonymous asked: This may be the wrong place to ask, but have you deleted your post of analyzing the Let the Squiddles Sleep song? I can't seem to find it anywhere.
Here it is. Hopefully you're able to see it now!
Anonymous asked: Will the Mega-Ask-Compilation and Liveblog Recap also happen? ~LOSS (19/2/23)
The former is currently taking place. The latter was planned, but after skimming my blog for a bit, I realized I didn't have as much to say about it as I thought I did. Plus, it's been ages, so I'm really excited to look at some new pages. We can leave the old ones for later - I'll probably do some sort of blog retrospective eventually.
Anonymous asked: i figure the trolls' battlefield went through a full set of dnd dice/platonic solids, plus maybe some other notable johnson solids like a truncated icosahedron (aka a soccer ball or buckminsterfullerene), before becoming a sphere. maybe the outer ring went through stages like simple torus, mobius strip, borromean rings or other fun knots, before becoming a mobius net. (not really sure what a mobius net is, mathematically, but that's apparently what the thing around the final form of the kid's battlefield is called.) or maybe something weird happens with that many prototypings, and the battlefield turns into a tesseract or a klein bottle or a menger sponge or a mandelbulb.
If you so much as look at the Battlefield created by the Gigasession, your brain will leak out of your ears.
@manorinthewoods asked: <3Dave, >3>John, >3oJade, <>Rose (by process of elimination) ~LOSS (5/6/23)
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I donā€™t think either of the girls have worn a playing card symbol. The leaf on Jadeā€™s Wardrobifier does kind of look like a spade, but Johnā€™s already got that quadrant on lockdown.
Anonymous asked: Reading stuff about skaia on this blog reminded me of madoka, and made me consider that skaia might be like kyube and the other incubators and sburb is skaias way of keeping the unerverse from decaying
Reading this ask makes me realize that Rose is a near-perfect mark for Kyubey.
Thereā€™s only one way to save your session, Seer. Form a contract with me, and become a magical girl.
Anonymous asked: man. i dont know what i expected to happen when you found it. but for The Baby Is You to be liveblogged in less than 20 words during a post was not the way i expected it to go
I know itā€™s not technically part of Homestuck canon, but it really feels like Homestuck canon to me - at least to the same degree as Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, and I liveblogged that.
Anonymous asked: begging (lightheartedly) for you to add posts like LOLCAT and "this guy's an orb" to one of the liveblog tags. they're pretty funny, and it's nice to see off-the-cuff reactions like that, haha. imo it'd be a shame for new readers to miss those kind of posts
Done! I sometimes forget to tag posts like that, because I usually just fire them off and forget about ā€˜em.
@captorations asked: ā€œGive me a set of rules, and I'll analyze the hell out them, every time.ā€ hello fellow doom player. hope you like the color green
Based on ~ATHā€™s association with curses, as well as Solluxā€™s programming hobby, I think thereā€™s a decent chance that Doom relates to coding in some way.
Coding is all about rules, so perhaps Doom, is, in fact, the aspect of rules and logic. I'm not sure why such an aspect would be named 'doom', but it's been obvious for a while that these aspect names aren't always literal.
Anonymous asked: Iā€™d just like to clarify some terminology because it seems relevant, but Aradia isnā€™t a red blood, sheā€™s a rust blood
[The blood colors all have canon names: Aradia = rust blood Tavros = bronze blood Sollux = gold blood Nepeta = olive blood Kanaya = jade blood Terezi = teal blood Vriska = blue blood (I like cerulean better tho) Equius = indigo blood Gamzee = purple blood Eridan = violet blood Feferi = fuchsia blood and Karkat has no official blood name, but people usually call him mutant blood or candy-red blood - C ]
Oh, there are official names for each color? Thatā€™s going to be helpful to disambiguate each blood caste, especially when we really start digging into troll culture and biology.
Anonymous asked: I do believe the top-left ship on the wall - no, Karkat doesn't have red eyes. [ā€¦] It's probably Vrisrezi, yes, but it could also be Vriskat.
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Yeah, Iā€™m still not sure who this ship is supposed to represent.
They have Tereziā€™s eyes, but the hair and symbol look like Karkatā€™s. Plus, Nepeta hates this ship, which would make sense if itā€™s between her crush and someone other than her.
Honestly, my best guess is that it was meant to be Karkat, and the red eyes were just a mistake on Hussieā€™s part.
Anonymous asked: something I never thought aboutā€¦ is the blue blood sourced from equius or did he get a stock.
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Aradia has real blue indigo blood in her veins, and it almost certainly belongs to Equius himself. He could have got it from a donor, but I personally doubt there was anyone else he could ask. Equius feels like he'd be an outsider, even to other indigo-bloods.
Anonymous asked: vriska would be a good strider
Vriska Serket raised by Bro Strider would be the most terrifying character imaginable. I don't even want to contemplate what that upbringing would do to her.
Anonymous asked: Any piece of lore hussie writes needs to contend with the fact that hussie is resolutely committed to the bit. Hence all the words on how different trolls are being entirely blasted aside by 'and then they're just grey humans anyway lmao'
That's the price of admission into Homestuck, for better or for worse. Hussie quite clearly enjoys screwing with us, and we have to take everything we see in the comic with a huge pinch of salt.
Anonymous asked: I'll disagree a bit on the phrasing that Eridan forces Feferi to <> him because firstly she doesn't even seem convinced that he would commit genocide and secondly she dropped him super easily once the lusus-feeding is no longer necessary. While understandable, that doesn't suggest to me someone who is obliged by Eridan's aggression to pacify him. I think she has much more agency in this relationship (or lack thereof I suppose) than that.
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Feferi definitely had her doubts ā€“ but she must have believed that Eridan was dangerous to a certain degree, because thatā€™s the basis of a moirallegiance.
Forced might not be the right word, but she certainly felt some amount of obligation to pacify him. She sure wasnā€™t in that relationship for the good of her health.
Anonymous asked: So, Vriska has a conversation with Karkat, where he says she seems to have blackrom feelings for Tavros, but that he doesn't think Tavros can even feel blackrom properly. Then she has another conversation with Tavros in which she antagonizes him, and he notices, but just kind of ignores it and doesn't respond emotionally. Then we see her make a huge dramatic redrom gesture and kiss him. She vacillated because he wasn't into herā€¦ incel behavior.
Yup. Iā€™ve always held that Tavros never wanted anything to do with Vriska. He doesn't want to love or hate her - what he really wants is to live in a world where she doesn't exist.
Vriskaā€™s refusal to accept this basic fact is one of the main reasons sheā€™s decided to make his life a living hell.
Anonymous asked: I headcanon that troll blood is analog, but the empire culls non-digital colors because they make the troll race seem like a joke or something. Lol
If there were minor variations in blood color, the Empire probably wouldnā€™t want to acknowledge it, since the stratification of blood classes forms the basis of their society.
We havenā€™t seen any trolls besides our twelve (apart from Troll Will Smith) so we canā€™t compare the blood of two members of the same caste - but we can speculate. Human blood color is known to vary depending on its oxygenation level, and I imagine troll blood would reflect its current chemical composition in the same way.
Anonymous asked: Vriska must be seething while Karkat introduces the concept of quadrants to the reader. Imagine this basic and important facet of troll life, and you're just getting schoolfed it. (This message was sent on 20/10/22.)
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This was a fun bit of weirdness from early Hivebent, wasnā€™t it? In retrospect, it's kind of hilarious that Karkat decided to infodump to Vriska about the obscure, niche topic ofā€¦ dating.
@sanctferum asked: According to his formspring, Hussie's self-insert's classpect is Waste of Space. He also briefly considers Huss of Lips. This is obviously not meant to be taken seriously but. since you asked @absinthe-and-alabaster asked: i believe hussie said somewhere that FedoraFreak's classpect was "Gent of Piss" Anonymous asked: (not sure if this is technically a spoiler but) hussie has jokingly said that fedorafreak's class is a gent.
If Dad Egbert was a Player, then the Gent class would be forced into canonical existence, as the only class that could possibly define him.
Anonymous asked: If Vriska's control does require the victim to on some level want to do the thing, then Sollux's insistence that you do not under any circumstance eat the mind honey could be something he developed in response to that incident. So that if she ever controls him again, she won't be able to make him eat it.
Wow, I never considered that. Thatā€™s a very good (and tragic) take, and I think I'm at least locking it in as a headcanon.
Anonymous asked: the official extended zodiac actually hasā€¦ 288 signs, if im doing my math right? and also probably hadn't yet been conceptualized when that page was posted (the earliest known evidence comes from 2015). i don't know if any thought was put into the number or if it was just pulled from their ass, but there was a running gag in hussie's q&as where he repeatedly threatened us with a 10,000 page intermission focused on 48 squiddles, each representing a sign from the alternian zodiac Anonymous asked: I believe the troll zodiac is one of the few things in HS lore that was truly retconned, thereā€™s actually 288 signs.
Move over, 48 Squiddles. I want to hear about the 288-player clusterfuck that actually gave rise to Alternia!
@manorinthewoods asked: wheee, you got to the first god tiering! this probably opens up a load of new things to say, so, first off: do you think you need to have a full echeladder to god tier? vriska implied so.
She never outright stated that it was required, but I still think it probably is. You generally need to max out your class levels before you can prestige.
@morganwick asked: Believe it or not, you're still in the "Homestuck could have updated RIGHT NOW" phase of the comic's release schedule. The break after the Equius-Aradia kiss aside, the hiati you've heard horror stories about didn't start becoming a thing until the end of Act 5.
[this was around page 3000. still true at this page though - C]
Hussieā€™s sheer productivity at this stage continues to astound. Could you imagine having that much creative energy?
Maybe Hussie just drinks twenty coffees a day.
Anonymous asked: as someone who is Normal about aradia it's an absolute delight to see someone dig into her character. she's so fascinating to me. (also, fun fact, a while ago tumblr voted her the coolest character in all of homestuck. so there's that)
Aradiaā€™s awesome, and I still donā€™t think her death is going to stick.
Her ghost was perfectly capable of existing without a body, so there's no reason she canā€™t survive her new body's destruction.
Anonymous asked: feferi hasn't just woken up, she won't be stuck asleep until 3 hours and 14 minutes into the future! timestamps, yo
Consider this the first mark on my otherwise impeccable record.
Anonymous asked: does cat have a troll/kidsona? itd be interesting to see a full 4 player session in art
[No kidsona, yes trollsona, but even a picture of her would spoil stuff from Act 6 šŸ˜† - C]
What she said. Itā€™ll be a while until we can meet KATYAA SCRENR.
@mhafanlol2000 asked: Hey! You can just call me Fan. In all honesty Iā€™m just some guy who likes your liveblog. He/him. Iā€™m gonna list some fan aspects, and I want to see what you think theyā€™d represent, and what abilities theyā€™d give Law Dreams Might Shape Flow
Ooh, more fan aspects! These were a lot of fun to puzzle out the last time.
Law would be the aspect of command, instruction and agreement. An example power would be giving someone a simple rule they're compelled to follow, such as 'don't turn around'.
Dreams would be the aspect of ideas, motivation and symbolism. An example power would be the ability to detect people's idle thoughts - the things they're not even aware they're thinking about.
Might would be the aspect of growth, conflict and evolution. An example power would be the ability to temporarily enhance someone's Aspect abilities, at the cost of making those abilities harder to control.
Shape would be the aspect of form, encapsulation and topology. Shapeshifting is the most obvious application of this aspect, but it's appropriate.
Flow would be the aspect of persistence, momentum and continuity. An example power would be the ability to 'continue' something that has recently stopped. For example, if your PC ran out of power, they'd be able to keep it running for a while. The longer it had been previously running, the longer they could keep it running.
@martinkhall asked: I think Bro might have been raised entirely by shonen anime and My Little Pony Friendship is Magical (the version that existed only in the heads of the worst examples of Bronys). And puppets. Puppets were definitely involved in raising Bro. Anonymous asked: "He has no known relationship with any of the other parents, but was definitely getting foreknowledge of Sburb from somewhere. Iā€™m not even sure I want to know what sort of childhood produces Bro Strider." well. i mean. he grew up with Lil Cal didn't he? the clearly haunted puppet from the sburban dreamscape of derse? it was what he dropped to earth with. i feel like that might explain at least a small part of, like, whatever he had going on.
Thatā€™s true. I donā€™t trust that puppet one bit, and we donā€™t know what it was up to before the start of the session.
I still suspect that the thingā€™s still just as alive as it was on Derse, and is just choosing to play dead.
Anonymous asked: I imagine you might've already been told this, but when checking out your FAQ I noticed you described PS/PQ/FS as "not exactly canon" and that you're less interested in liveblogging them because one of your favorite parts is watching all the story come together -- without spoiling anything, I find it pertinent to mention that Pesterquest & Friendsim definitely contribute to the wider "canon" even though dubiously canon themselves. Definitely "part of the story" so to speak.
Yeah, weā€™ll have to see what comes of this. The problem is that Iā€™m still fuzzy on what ā€˜dubiously canonā€™ actually means.
Hopefully that will become more clear as Iā€™m actually liveblogging these tie-in materials ā€“ which I am planning on doing. Only time will tell how in-depth the liveblog will actually be, though.
@manorinthewoods asked: In my Sundered opinion, Bec Noir is the best character design in Homestuck. I can't think of any other interesting designs at the moment, other than some which don't beat him and are spoilers anyway (like LE's). Which design do you find most interesting, out of the ones you have? ~LOSS (22/9/23)
I definitely agree that BecJack has one of the best designs in the comic. Plus, Scratch is so weirdly intimidating for a cueball-head.
Anonymous asked: My favorite part of PKWU is just how pointy Gamzee's chin is. It's soā€¦ Defined.
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iTā€™s ToO lAtE, ErIdAn! Iā€™vE AlReAdY DePicTeD MySeLf As ThE ChAd, AnD yOu As ThE SoYjAk >:o)
Anonymous asked: i need you to know ag canonically ripped off the sleeves on all of her shirts just to show off the robot arm
I believe it. I don't even need a source; this is just so true to Vriska's character that it's obviously correct.
@bladekindeyewear asked: If you and your ask screener decide that literary/external-media hero title examples without any details or explanation are alright to pass on unless they're too obviously revealing -- and those in and of themselves are usually in heavy dispute by classpect theorists -- I've long been of the opinion that Monkey D. Luffy and Peter Pan are the best possible literary examples of a Page of Breath.
All Pages of Breath must be associated with pirates. No exceptions.
Anonymous asked: unfun fact: the reason rose and jade dont have a lot of pesterlogs with eachother is just because their text colours were kinda eyestrainy together. thats it thats literally the whole reason!! god damn
Hussie: "I don't write Rose/Jade conversations because theyā€™re hard to read."
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Anonymous asked: you have officially passed my second favourite flash in literally all of homestuck. it's all so well hinted at beforehand but it still comes to punch you in the gut nonetheless Anonymous asked: My favourite thing in this flash is how the name of the flash isn't John: Rise Up, it's JOHN. RISE UP. it's WV sending a plead to John to not die. My second favourite thing is the way the music remixes Doctor (The theme for LoWaS). Anonymous asked: [S] JOHN. RISE UP. is one of my favorite flashes in all of Homestuck. Savior of the Waking World is some of Toby's best work What are your thoughts on our first taste of god tier? @violetsquare111 asked: So glad you liked Savior of the Waking World! One of my favorites in the comic for sure. It takes a lot of ideas from another of Toby's songs, Penumbra Phantasm, a song thatā€¦ never actually got finished or officially released. There's still various renditions of it though, and the HS collection links a couple of em. (Some people have speculated that Penumbra Phantasm itself was never supposed to be a Homestuck song, and might end up being used in Deltarune, which would be cool as hell) Anonymous asked: It's crazy to think that just about 12 hours ago John was wearing silly disguises to fool his dad and now he's dying to become a god.
God time!
I do think it was the most emotional flash weā€™ve had, on the strength of the music alone. Savior of the Waking World goes hard as all hell.
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Honestly, when WV started calling John a hero, and telling him to rise, it did start to give me some mild chills. Like, yeah ā€“ we know Johnā€™s a hero, but it feels extra special when itā€™s coming from someone whoā€™s normally so irreverent.
@elkian asked: Welcome back, hope you're feeling better! I am losing it a bit over you IMMEDIATELY understanding how this coin flip sitch works, something about the narrative and reasoning doesn't match my brain so I've reread it multiple times with total understanding out of grasp and watching you dissect it halfway into the page is truly wild (delighted). Also feel like I understand it a lil better with your analysis.
Thank you! This message was actually sent the last time I returned from a pause, so apologies that Iā€™m one hiatus late in answering it.
@royalvorpal asked: I just reread your entire blog in anticipation. Anonymous asked: This is such a good liveblog, I'm rereading it again and you are really letting me relive the pleasant parts of my middle school years. Reading this blog makes me feel like I'm back on the school bus talking to my friend about the newest update. Thank you for doing this šŸ’› Anonymous asked: That return page didn't have any sound, so misleading! (I jest, nice to see you're back.) ~DJ @manorinthewoods asked: Hahahah, we are BACK! Lovely, I've missed this liveblog. Most in-depth Homestuck liveblog I'm aware of, looking forward to the restart! ~LOSS (29/3/24) @popcornsalty asked: So excited to see you back!!! :D @chaosorchestrator asked: welcome back! It's good to hear that you're planning on getting back into it! I hope things have been going ok for you in the meantime! @necrowyrm asked: HAPPY 4/13 (OR AS THE ENLIGHTENED KNOW IT: 13/4) AND WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for your votes of confidence, and happy 13/4 to you all!
@rippledphysique asked: Just found this blog and devoured it in a few days. I am selfishly wishing you the best in health and life so that it may return one dayā€¦ @elkian asked: Hey Sally! Just wanted to wish you well on the recovery, the plague is no joke and I hope you've been able to enjoy some kind improvement. And that 2024 will be kinder, as well. Anonymous asked: wishing you the best in your interim, hopefully you can get a better position where you're not prone to burning out! Anonymous asked: Hope you're doing ok!! I miss seeing your cool liveblog on my dash @kittycatttmattt asked: Poor girlā€¦ Got killed by the schedule
Thanks for all the well-wishes, as well. Really, it wasnā€™t the schedule that was the issue ā€“ I just had a lot going on in the background last year. Thatā€™s all over now, though!
Anonymous asked: yeah, Homestuck's back babeyyyyy - the site was crashing because of traffic and everything @calamitascalliope asked: You coming back from your break resurrected Homestuck's corpse hggfffdd Anonymous asked: i think this actually is the first time homestuck has updated since you started liveblogging lol - homestuck 2 has been inactive assumed abandoned since december 25th 2020. also happy slightly belated blogiversary btw - you've been delighting us with your journey for two years now! @heliotropopause asked: New Homestuck upd8 just dropped. Apparently. Anonymous asked: what are the odds that you start liveblogging again the same exact day that postcanon comes back from the dead? Anonymous asked: crazy news. so literally just today, october 8th 2023, hussie has officially given complete free license to the newly formed "homestuck independent creative union" (HICU) to create content and monetize it with the homestuck brand however they see fit, with zero creative or financial control from any corporations or even hussie themself, though hussie has said they're available for consultation whenever the HICU wants their input. the HICU seems to be made up of people the community largely has respect for, and the person heading all of this up is James Roach, who is one of the most widely respected individual who has been inolved in homestuck "post canon" (ie. after homestuck itself ended). nobody was expecting any of this, it's completely bonkers. hopes are looking pretty high for homestuck compared to where they were merely a day ago.
Throwback to the day I personally resurrected Homestuck.
Has anything come of this since, actually? I havenā€™t heard anything about this new comic ā€“ although I do scroll in the opposite direction any time I see a reference to Homestuck, so I guess it makes sense that I wouldnā€™t.
@corporalotherbear asked: Whatā€™s your favorite PokĆ©mon?
Contrarian, that I am, Iā€™ll instinctively gravitate to Missingno., if only for the nostalgia factor. Gen 1 glitches were my first real experience with pulling back the curtain of a gameā€™s code, and taking a look at what lies beneath.
My favourite official PokƩmon are Porygon-Z, Shedinja, Reuniclus and Metagross!
@heliotropopause asked: Breath/Light is an interesting one, because the ā€˜Mixolydianā€™ implies a musical theme, and I thought Time was the musical Aspect. Maybe itā€™s not that simple. They've all got a musical reference in the name- they are called fraymotifs, after all. Anonymous asked: The Fraymotifs are all musical references actually. E.g. Breath/Time is "Ivories in the Fire", the ivories in question being John's piano keys. A fraymotif is a battle theme. Anonymous asked: ivories in the fire is a musical theme, especifically a Rap term used by Snoop Dogg. So yeah it's connected to Dave Anonymous asked: re: fraymotifs: you pointed out "mixolydian", but that's not the only musical term there. feather "cadence", pneumatic "progression", even fray "motif" itself! hell, the building where you buy these things has an emblem with a crossed sword and music note! so i think this might be less a situation of "need to rethink time aspects association with music" and more "fraymotifs have a musical association also" Anonymous asked: if you look a bit closer at those names, (including the one "fraymotif",) you may realize that "mixolydian" isn't the only musical term referencedā€¦. @galaxa-13 asked: You say the breath/Light Fraymotif implies a musical theme, but they all do! Fraymotif is a portmanteau of "fray" (to fight) and "leitmotif" (repeated musical phrase). Each Fraymotif name implies a musical theme.
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Dang it. Yup, theyā€™re all pretty obvious references to music.
I wrote that post the day I was trying to wrangle our family PC into running the Homestuck Collection without lag, so I was a little distracted at the time. Please direct all complaints to Windows XP.
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atiny-piratequeen Ā· 9 months ago
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Doį„“tor's AssĪ¹stį„²į„’t
Summary: The Doctor needs an extra hand perfecting a new aphrodisiac.
...Well, you wont be using your hands, but that's besides the point
š“†©āŸ”š“†Ŗ Pairing: Fem!Reader xĀ Geb(Yunho)
š“†©āŸ”š“†ŖGenres/Aus:Ā Against the Tide VerseĀ (its an Au in an AU-), Non Idolverse, Smut
š“†©āŸ”š“†ŖTws: Swearing
š“†©āŸ”š“†ŖSws: (Everything is Safe, Sane, and Consensual), Consentacle Tentacles (Vines), Bondage, Fingering, Consensual Sexual Experimentation, Aphrodisiac Use, Fingering, Objectification
š“†©āŸ”š“†ŖRating: Explicit/Mature (18+)
š“†©āŸ”š“†ŖWC:Ā 800+
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This was a popcorn commission from the lovelyĀ @atiny-dazzlinglightĀ that I finished a bit ago but life happened and I didnā€™t post it till now. Sorry for the hold up and I hope you and all my AtTiny can enjoy~
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ā€œF-fuck, oh myĀ God-ā€
ā€œMy, thatā€™s an interesting reaction.ā€Ā 
Had it had been any other day, you might have been able to conjure up a bratty response. Instead, you look up through the tears blurring your vision, lips quivering as you angle your head up for a kiss.Ā 
ā€œI see the purple one has a stronger effect on you than the red one from earlier did. Poor thing, you look like youā€™ll melt right out of my lap if I werenā€™t holding onto you.ā€ Geb mused, his vines writhing along your skin, pulling and tugging you close to his chest as he angled his head down.Ā 
You whimper, a sliver of pink slipping past your parted lips as you lick at his own, successfully enticing him to kiss you.Ā 
ā€œMore.ā€Ā You beg as large hands find their home on your waist, caressing and mapping out every curve, tracing every stretch mark, all while stunning ice-colored eyes remain fixed on your face.Ā 
ā€œI wonder what would happen if we mixed them. The warmth of the Flame Lily mixing with the stimulant enhancement in the Clivia-ā€He went off mumbling under his breath, humming as he wrapped his arms around you, idly rubbing your clit in circles as he talked himself through formulas for more nectar combinations.Ā 
He was off in his own world, truly and completely, and it made goosebumps rise on your skin to both be doted on, and spoiled, but also to feel like you were just another object in the room as the good doctorā€˜s fingers pinched and rolled your clit idly.Ā 
ā€œPlease-ā€
ā€œMm, maybe if I increase the dose by a few grams, itā€™ll last a bit longer, I donā€™t like how easily the other dose wore off.ā€ He mused, resting his chin on your shoulder. You squirm, clenching on nothing, legs twitching in his vines. He didnā€™t say a word to you, muttering in English and another language you didnā€™t understand, sorting through his thoughts.Ā 
You open your mouth to whine again, but a gasp of surprise tumbles through instead. His hand had worked its way lower as he distracted himself-and apparently you-with his mutters. Warm, slightly calloused fingers curl over your thigh, massaging for a moment, before working between your lower lips.Ā 
You jolt the moment he touches you. It seemed the purple concoction heā€™d given you minutes ago had left you much more sensitive than youā€™d expected.Ā 
The vines twitch and contrast around you, tightening and keeping your legs spread as those long fingers push into you, and youā€™re flustered by the way his attention snapped into focus at the whorish moan the action drew from your lips.Ā 
ā€œO h~ It seems like I found the perfect mix, did I?ā€ He purred, kissing up the base of your neck and smiling as he worked those fingers in and out of you, scissoring them apart as you arch your back.Ā 
Youā€™re almost embarrassed at howĀ wetĀ you are, arching your back and gasping pathetically as he curled his fingers up.Ā 
ā€œMy, this is wonderful news. I believe Iā€™ve found the perfect balance for this.ā€Ā His voice rumbles through your head, and it's now that you realize his fingers wereĀ coatedĀ in the aphrodisiac heā€™d been muttering out. You shakily glance down, cheeks flushed as the pretty liquid falls to the floor at his feet as you remain held up by the vines, joining droplets of your essence onto the floor.Ā 
Your eyes flutter as you clench around his fingers. Goosebumps rise on your skin as he alternated between thrusting his fingers in with deep, near methodical motions, curling and searching for that delightful spot, and quick, off-beat thrusts.Ā 
ā€œGeb~ G-geb fuck, yes yes yes nn-ā€ its now you realize youā€™re drooling, your arms being pulled behind your back by his vines as a slow, deceptively calm smile stretched across his face.Ā 
ā€œYou can make a mess. Weā€™re only just getting started.ā€ He promised, kissing you and pushing more of the sweet-tasting nectar onto your tongue through it. You feel your body jerk and tighten, kissing him sloppily as you make a mess of his fingers, hand, and the floor.Ā 
His eyes slowly drift down to the puddle thatā€™s left behind before he ran his hand over the top of your head, kissing the tears that had fallen from the corner of your eye away.Ā 
ā€œAre you still alright, my love?ā€ He rumbled, his gentle voice bouncing around in your head. You nod, body buzzing in delight as you look at him, whining in offense when he pulled those long fingers out of you.Ā 
ā€œNo-ā€
ā€œ-ah ah.ā€ He quiets you, holding your gaze as he ran his tongue over the mixture of nectar and cum on his fingers.Ā 
ā€œLike I said. Weā€™re only j u s t getting started. Catch your breath. I still have many more to try with you.ā€
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therobotmonster Ā· 6 months ago
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So... Shapeways is going bankrupt.
This is particularly irksome for me, as that's a good 1/3rd of my monthly income, so I'm crossing my fingers while I start setting up a new store on cults. I have literally thousands of items so getting them all up is going to take ages.
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But why did this happen?
Well I'll fucking tell you what I think happened.
It was a company run on arrogance and cowardice.
Shapeways made its mark as the cafepress of 3d printing. The weight of this was their marketplace that let people sell prints directly to customers without having to do the printing themselves. At its peak, I made more from Shapeways than from my day job.
The problem was that Shapeways put zero effort into the marketplace. They'd send some of us to a con to promote the idea of 3d printing game minis a couple of times, sure, but when it came to actual site maintenance and design every suggestion and request by sellers was roundly ignored. We asked for better search and categorization options. We asked to be able to name variants in our stores. We asked for better communication from the print techs. We asked for accurate subcategories that actually reflected how customers looked for items. None of it was done.
As such, the site was baffling to customers and difficult to understand. This was made worse by Shapeways' continual renaming of their materials. So after a couple of years Shapeways announces that they're not going to do anything for the marketplace because it's underperforming, and are going to focus on B2B, and in doing so they buried the marketplace in a tiny little link on the front page.
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Overnight sales plummeted. We complained again, nothing was done. We asked for a different URL that went straight to the marketplace (something that would literally cost them $80 to do) that we could direct customers to, we were ignored.
The marketplace is underperforming, so we won't put in the effort needed to make the marketplace perform. Makes perfect sense.
Prices go up. Shipping goes up substantially, and then it was a thousand little cuts. The auto-checks were altered to make it impossible to verify anything manually with any accuracy, so it became harder to design for the limitations of their printers.
The site slowed down substantially so every click had a several second pause, making shopping and maintaining frustrating and unpleasant. Shipping costs to many areas of the world became insanely high, effectively cutting off entire markets.
Want to not be Shapeways? Then remember this:
Your users know more about your site experience and their own needs than you do.
If you have a sales site, and the people selling through it say "this isn't working, we need this" then maybe you should listen to them and not just say 'you're wrong' to their faces.
Oh, and also, if goddamn Rolls-Royce comes in filing false DMCA claims over the use of the word "Phantom" in any context on your site, you don't take every item through a multiple day review for every edit and say "LOL, we can't do anything"
You take them to court for abusing the system on behalf of your user base, you fucking bootlicking cowards.
OH, AND I ALMOST FORGOT!
I HAD TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS FROM A DM ON TWITTER.
They've sent me a check every month for half a decade and they don't even send a "We're closing shop" email.
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Look upon my prints, ye mighty, and despair.
If you want to help me though the meantime, here's my paypal.me and my gofundme.
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desolationcleo Ā· 2 years ago
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reviewing life series ship names
scarian: ideal combination of the names. tends to glow gold in my head probably because of the images of sand and the sun conjured. extra bonus in that sometimes scar uses it to mean person who watches his stuff, giving everyone psychic damage.
cledubs: once again, best combination of the names. fun to say out loud
biggri: sounds sublime when said out loud, same energy as cledubs. when written looks like either the name of or the sound made by an enemy from a fantasy rpg that you choose to use long range attacks against for one reason or another
treebark: YES. oh my god yes. the double meaning. the pun. the cleverness. perfect ship name for them
solidaritek: not bad. great combination there.
impdubs: for some reason i want to dip this ship name in paint
redwood: yes yes yes yes. the invocation of the tallest tree... the impact it'll make when it comes crashing down... <- still not over everything to do with the southlands
shadowrot: look all i'm saying is it's hilarious that cleo's shadow alliance name is also her ship name with lizzie
ethubs: sure why not
smallidarity: hilarious. sounds like someone's url on here, or something that another player would call jimmy to make fun of his height.
redstone winter: why does martyn get all the most god-tier ship names
flower husbands: yeah they sure fucking are
smalletho: is... is he really? how small? can i carry him in my purse?
majorwood: would be good except that martyn's other two boyfriends have ship names with him that are so much better this one just falls flat by comparison
flower ranchers: sounds like a name for a tag team of weirdos who fight bad guys together but like if it was randomly generated using one of those things where your initial and birthdate or whatever determine the name
clethubs: like a combined ultimate powerup form of three sparkly beams in different colours fitting together perfectly
jizzie: jizzie
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