#also you dont have to like this bc ill change urls again

[selfundiagnosed]

Insane that my mom ran the most popular patrick stump archival blog on tumblr + was a full time lawyer + was raising two mentally ill kids + doing culinary arts school + having a cookie business. I think its her autism i wont lie. But now its all catching up to her and she has no energy which would be the ehlers danlos fault this time.. tried to convince her to steal her old url back but on cohost so she made an account but couldnt immediately make side blogs but boy oh boy. she would be giving the fall out boy fandom what they want and more. Shes like i cant do it again i have no idea how i did it before im like ma! its called having boundaries. Shes like i cant do that when i have a special interest its called autism. Im like right but queue posts for once a day and find 30 pictures from a photo set and boom one months worth of posting fall out boy and you can conserve your energy. But she doesnt know how to do her special interests in moderation. Im honestly just glad she went and accepted a bunch of access to her mega archive folder thingy. But shes so mad she doesnt have access to like her actual archive bc the website she used go archive everything changed their subscription plans and she has so many photos it would be like a zillion dollars she doesnt have 😭 like bogus i remember photo storing websites were so free. Take me back to 2010 for real :T Anyway she used to get so mortified when i told my friends as a teen about her blog i actually told her coworker once and her coworker somehow RETAINED the url and went home and looked at her blog and she was so upset at me 😭😭 but now like she kinda doesnt give a fuck anymore bc fall out boy was her special interest for an entire decade and she’s over it. Obviously still a big big fan but not in bandom anymore. Her new special interest is a band i introduced her to when i was 13 and its kinda cringe so i dont talk about it but she also ran an archival blog for THIS band and i told my friend at a sleepover who liked this band about her blog and they fucking FOLLOWED HER and shit bricks and my mom was MORTIFIED. But anyway yeah she doesnt gaf now if i tell people she was this blog and i even posted a tiktok about it once and people started doing detective work that would make her autistic self so proud…. Bc thats what she was good at! sleuthing stalking detective work on the band. Pete wentz privately answered several of her asks on tumblr i’ll see if she can send me the asks and their responses. But yeah she doesnt care anymore. her original url was scrubbed by tumblr and shes very angry about it bc it was an original bandom url for patrick stump so shes like wtf ever i dont wanna touch this im so mad. Which SAAAAME. ive done that so many times. She started permitting access to people who requested it for one of her photo archive website thingies she left in her last post. But yeaaaahhh… she was patrick stump for halloween in like 2008 and she won the costume contest bc she had rhe coolest sideburns and looked so much like him. My first ever concert was a fall out boy concert in spring 2007 i was 6 turning 7 within the next few months lemme just say the music video for carpel tunnel of love played on the screen as they played the song and my brother and i was so traumatized. But then immediately they played this aint a scene after that and we were like HELL YEAAAAAAAAA. And my brother (5 at the time) and i knew every single song and sang along and my mom went look at everyone else no one else knows these songs. You guys are so cool. And we looked around and yeah no one was singing the songs and were sooo excited! Oh and theres that one time she recorded us singing keep it simple by cobra starship and THEY PUT IT ON THEIR MYSPACE PAGE AT THE TOP WE FLIPPED SHIT. i wish THAT video was still up. Shes also met fall out boy so many times and walked away from patrick stump while he was talking to her bc she didnt want to take up his time at a meet and greet. Omg. so many memories. I was literally raised in online bandom thats so insane. Maybe thats why im a homosexual

[pseudophan]

nobody gaf but hear me out

ok we all know i'm never gonna leave this blog to die but should i vaguely rebrand it.. or not..?

like. i'd keep the url for sure, i'm never leaving pseudophan, and i'd still post about the same amount of dan and phil as i do now, like i'm forever a dnp blog to some extent

but i'm thinking of maybe getting rid of the (deliberately) cringe branding and finally changing my title and bio.. but then also my title and bio have been with me since 2015 so it feels wrong, even if by this point they are very much ironic. idk. i'm not sure.

basically i just kinda figured nobody was active who followed this blog these days but i've recently realised a lot of yall ARE active and so i'm like well. might just.. move on.. slightly..

again tho id still be a dnp blog i don't think my posts would change all that much like i already reblog and post about other shit most of the time, i just think maybe if i changed my "theme" i'd feel comfortable posting More. sure it would probably be more bullshit most of you don't care about (no not just always sunny i promise and also sorry for subjecting u to that all the time) but it would also be, yknow.. more content in general and less just a meme a week in between posts saying i want to kill myself LMAO

again the only thing that would change is i might reblog a few more posts u dont care about. or maybe that you do care about! i already do that anyway it's just i'm still hesitant to post too much non dnp shit bc its been soooo long of keeping this a strictly dnp (and my personal mental illness) blog. lol

anyway. in short the changes would be: more posts. not always ones you give a fuck about. more varied. probably arguably less suicidal ideation. maybe

[jovenshires]

jovenshires (prev. bozenshires) updates!

okay gang! im officially back. got some changes goin on.

new url! bozenshires > jovenshires! (you may also remember me as w*shires but we don’t go there anymore.) idk why yall wanted this, apparently we're all sentimental, but as some old fans may know my brand is being ravenously in love w him, and as some new fans may Not know... my brand is being ravenously in love w him. so. ill be blogging ab new smosh stuff but w this old ass url

i think im gonna take down my icon page for now! it glitched super heavily a while back and i could never fix it; plus a lot of the icons are outdated as hell so. i’ve also gotta make major changes to my tags page and my about page, so expect my desktop blog to be touch n go for now. mobile should be in perfect working order!

my queue is back, but it’s gonna be a lot slower than you might previously be used to as i get the hang of things again

just bc im back doesn’t mean i’m sure when/if ill be generating content! though i still watch and love smosh, a lot of my passion for the channel and the fandom content died down after. you know. the Incident. (if you don’t know what i’m referring to, check this tag [tw sexual assault].) so idk if i’ll be making gifsets or fics any time soon. i am leaving my old stuff up - mostly because i think it serves as a pretty good reminder about parasocial relationships for me and for a lot of other people, but also because... there’s so much of it. it’d be so hard to get rid of. if you dont wanna see it but wanna go through my account, block the tag 'wes'. should cover everything.

minor change but besides the ex-members (aka ogsmog), im abandoning the smosh squad/games tags as it’s really not relevant anymore. this is literally so minor but it is happening so i figured i’d add it in DNNDJDND

new icon and header! still shayne but at least it’s not valentines shayne of last year LSNKDNDDKL

finally - and perhaps most importantly - i have recently been posting shit on this blog like it’s my own personal diary. that will not be stopping. prepare to get my unhinged takes forever now!!! (i stand by that spencer x chase post and you were all cowards for not interacting)

and i think that’s it! thanks for sticking w me gang - feels good to be back. sending you all love and if you wanna chat im now (officially) around! ❤️ as always if you wanna find me elsewhere, im also @farklelucas, @sullivanbeaubrown , and @kendelias !!

[mediheal]

Url Change

Choiurl -> sagmonth -> jinsharuman

This url will last until the 5th. Also this is a heads up for not bts mutuals that my blog is set on queue. You can blacklist happy seokjin day to avoid spam from my blog

[nako-doodles]

check in tag 😌

tagged by the cutest babes @jaehyukkies @gimbapchefs @taesjpg @joenns @honsool @taehyungq @himbojin @jiminswn & @kimtaegis  mwah! ✨✨

1. Why did you choose your url?

namjoon bought a duck mold, ventured out into a snowy day in winter, and gave me the greatest tweet i have ever seen

2. Any sideblogs? If you have them name them and why you have them

the day i gain the ability to wrangle more than one blog ill let yall know

3. How long have you’ve been on tumblr?

*starts calculating time furiously and almost burns out her single braincell* ive been here since like freshman year high school.....so............2010? 2011? ive deleted and restarted like 3 times tho so.........also you can calculate my exact age now (as if I dont have my age on my carrd aiowgjiorajgo)

4. Do you have a queue tag?

no we dont tag we just chaos in this house *finger guns*

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

i took a break from tumblr and kpop and then decided I wanted to make a bts blog out of the blue

6. Why did you choose your icon?

i drew all these tiny snow ducks i might as well capitalize on them yknow? really embrace my duck persona (Kim Namjoon witness the person you have made me)

7. Why did you choose your header?

honestly my entire blog brand at this point can be narrowed down to the hour ish (probably) joon spent wrangling snow into duck molds, placing them together for the twt, and captioning them ducktan sonyeondan (im on the look out for new ideas im ready for a change lmk if you have ideas 🥰)

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

i think its this post?? of the babies on rollerblades from that one iconic dynamite stage. and on that note tumblr should be able to let me filter based on note count instead of forcing me to rely one my shoddy terrible no good math skills. asking me to compare numbers bigger than 0? despicable. 

9. How many mutuals do you have?

absolutely no fucking clue 🥰🥰🥰 i do love them to the moon (Kim Seokjin) and back tho!!!!

10. How many followers do you have?

ngl its still wild for me that even one of yall follow me thank you 🥺🥺🥺 its a great honor that you have bestowed upon me

11. How many people do you follow?

303 bc I like it when numbers are palindromes and also bc im bad at checking new blogs

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

would like you to direct you to my #shirley you cant be serious.txt tag

13. How often do you use tumblr each day?

i try my best to “clean out” my blog (reply to my dms/askbbox, check out my mentions, scroll for new content i may have missed etc.) in the mornings and evenings when i have the time. ive been kinda bad at this lately bc its been hectic here in shirley headquarters but ill get to everyone soon I promise!! (this sounds like bad. its not!!! its just that leaving things stresses me out? like how i like replying to texts as soon as i see them or reply emails as fast as i can. ‘unresolved’ correspondence feels rude.)

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

no im the type to unfollow/block/ignore if someone did or said something i dont agree with without a word

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

i get the need for those signal boost posts and promulgating important information but (and this is going to sound selfish) tumblr is my destress zone. i go here when the world is being overwhelming and terrible. i certainly read and educate myself as much as my mental health will let me, and i try my best to promote information and donate whenever i can, but i feel like social media has caused some people here to be too into canceling, managing, and being performative in their ‘wokeness.’ like you HAVE to have a blackout pic on instagram and you HAVE to reblog all these posts and you HAVE to immediately cancel everyone who has ever made a mistake EVER with no nuance or context (or dare i say......humanity). like fighting for human rights and speaking up again racism and bringing attention to societal problems is just a checklist to go down instead of being things you should understand and try to improve? like being ‘unproblematic’ starts and ends with mindlessly reblogging ‘woke’ content. idk sorry for going on a rant. going back to your regularly scheduled lighthearted content in 3...2...1

16. Do you like tag games?

ABSOLUTELY TAG ME IN EVERYTHING PLS AND THANK MWAH

17. Do you like ask games?

ofc!!! i used to do a lot of ask games back in the day but work and the pixel art ive been working on has been eating up all my extra time (and i always feel bad if I leave asks unanswered for too long see: q. 13) i do have that clover moots post saved for when my mental health is up and i have the time to tho!!!! 

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

ngl the idea of being tumblr famous is hilarious to me bc it usually just the same 10 moots who share a braincell bouncing posts back and forth each other, but i do think all my moots are superstars that even class o super giants millions of millions of miles away are turning green w envy 🥰🥰🥰

19. Do I have a crush on a mutual?

i have a confession i have to make........i have a big phat standing crush on all my moots........its really embarassing............thats its bigger than even tae’s tush or joon’s tits..................pls let me down gently if you dont feel the same................

tagging: @cafejoon @stargazingjin @yoobijin @jinbestboy @jintae @jinv @taemaknae @butterful & anyone who wants to ✨✨

[mmolia]

tagged by beloved @smute

1. why did you choose your url?

i wanted some romanian name and i also was really obsessed with moths when i changed it but @/molia was taken ffs

2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

yesh i have two but im not naming them here theyre sideblogs for a reason. actually i can name frankenblueb where i rb refs for drawing tho ive started rb them on this one w the tag #double fave or #dig up later

3. how long have you been on Tumblr?

idrk..? since like 2016?

4. do you have a queue tag?

no wtf :)))) who has the time. also see @owlmylove 's fantastic response to this

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

funnies. im still here for funnies. but at the beginning it was also for eating disorders encouragement (i was young and stupid no judging) and it started educating me on social matters and basically raising me when my parents didnt. also i made friends on here and im still changing my fashion style w it.

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

saw it some years ago on here and i was like this is it this is the one. fun fact its my pfp on my official uni email too so when a prof emails me they see despair bugs bunnie.

7. why did you choose your header?

url

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

something about adhd i think. its always the menthol illness ones that blow up. i also added a meme to a post once that i keep coming across... but since im not op i dont get notifs for that one

9. how many mutuals do you have?

uh..? like 3? 4? i have moots i dont talk to but hi hello

10. how many followers do you have?

i think 900 but most of them are p0rn bots : D

11. how many people do you follow?

uhhh...

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

a smute said: 'have i ev-

what do you think, hm?'

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

if im not reblogging assume im sleeping or in the shower though sometimes i will grab my waterproof phone and read in the shower so really. 24/24, 7/7?

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

no, im not that popular lol

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

copying smute again: 'i will see you in hell'

16. do you like tag games?

no but i like smute so if they say i must,,,,

17. do you like ask games?

i do but like. not to the entire internet audience. i will try to answer in DM's tho.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? @smute deffo is, it's the adhd posts

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

yuh but im never gonna act on it even if i werent in a relationship bc it would be hella stupid <3

[anxiety-is-my-lullaby-fangirl21]

Kinda forgot i got tagged by @alicethecamelhas2humps (thank you btw didnt mean to take so long to post this) for this answer 20 questions tag 20 blogs

Name: Delaney but call me del or lullaby

Pronouns: she/they?

Zodiac: Aries

Height: 5ft 1.5

Nationality: american

Fave band: tends to change but all time low and stray kids tend to always be around

Fave artist: (i never know if these are talking about art or solo singers) if we're going with art artist vincent van gogh but if we go with fave solo artist i really have zero clue lmao probs watsky?

When you created your blog: 2013 i think

Last thing you googled: bdsm test

Lucky number: i have a lot?? 4, 6, 8, and 16

Other blogs: kpop-is-my-lullaby21 (kpop) a private nsfw one that i dont want most people following me on here to follow (no offense)

Why you chose your url: so originally i was a one direction blog and in my url it had fangirl21 as part of it and so i kept that when i changed to a 5sos blog and kept it again when i changed it to this and i did it to match with what i had for an ifunny name bc i liked this more lmao

How many blogs are you following: 513 ive been meaning to go through and unfollow a lot of inactive accounts or ones im not into anymore

How many followers do you have: 163 way less on others

How many hours of sleep do you average: it varies too often ill get 4 hours one week and 7 another

Instruments: a little bit on 5 guitar, uke, violin, piano, and harmonica i know the violin the most but prefer playing the uke

Currently wearing: some blue winnie the pooh sleep pants and a blue cami

Dream trip: gosh so i have a lot of dream trips i really want to take a road trip with so many friends visiting 48 outta the 50 states but i also wanna take a trip to the uk, Australia, and south korea

Fave food: i dont have one i do like french toast a lot for breakfast tho

Fave song: changes to whatever im listening to in the moment lmaoo

Tags:

@fantastique-bastard @random-whovian-tomorrow-today idk who else so just do it if you want to

[bookworm-2692]

tagged by @supermarketcrayons way back in july (before they changed their url which meant when i opened the tab again it was like “this doesnt exist” and i had to type in the new url lmao)

nicknames: i dont really have any.... usually just called my name. or “book” online

zodiac: cancer

height: 176cm (or 5′9 for you american heathens)

hogwarts house: either hufflepuff or ravenclaw idk

last thing I googled: “the first nonary game airdeari” so i could bring up a link to this fic for a previous tag game post lmao. good fic, i recommend

song stuck in my head: i mean im actively listening to music rn which means i cant get songs stuck in my head. currently listening to kedvesem by byealex (see: a previous ask post to see how slow it takes to actually listen to these songs lmao)

number of followers: 477.... how do i have that many.... altho given ive had this same tumblr for so many years i wouldnt be surprised if many many many of them were inactive rn haha

amount of sleep: probably only got like six hours last night lmao

lucky number: dont... have one???

dream job: dunno. im lost in life lmao

Wearing: green (plaid-patterned??) overalls and a black tshirt

favourite song: as i said, roar like a lion by keiino. the sheer power of that song....

favourite instrument: idk.... i like watching people play whatever instruments so... maybe ill say piano bc one of my friends plays and hes super good at it and its mesmerising watching him play (but he now lives interstate grrr so i cant watch him play anymore)

favourite author: dunno. i still really like six of crows so i guess leigh bardugo? more realistically, probably this fic author (i tagged them in another one of these and feel like im bothering them now, so this time you get a link to their ao3 lmao)

favorite animal noises: dunno??? havent heard animals in a while, or at least not enough to make an impression

aesthetic: comfy clothes. i want to be comfortable

Random: starting the process of bookbinding again, which is to say copying the fic into word and formatting chapters and stuff. except its a 400k word fic so i had to split it up.... and turns out the best way to split it is into five separate novels wish me luck lmao

tagging: @lebannabell @adrift-in-eden @caelytrix @spacedogprincess @the-pulp-almanac @qayalec do it or dont, also sorry for tagging you guys in so many of these, im just.... catching up on all the ones i was tagged in all year? whoops?

[bma-2020]

Okiedok here’s the delio. I have a list of all the blogs from the last six months who’s actively either responded to a meme i sent, responded to a message ive sent, replied to something regarding mally herself, has actually written with me, written a starter for me from my liking a starter call, has at least liked a starter i wrote for them to awknowedge it exists, all that jazz, i have a lot of open field so it’s not just a possible tumblr didnt let them no option anymore, because i send memes to everyone who posts them that i see. I reply to most peoples ooc posts. I like most starter calls I pass by. I try my darndest to actually interact bc i know how it feels to be ignored and its… i’ve been called one before so i’m using the word, thats fluffing cunty behavior, and honestly if you complain about not being interacted with but never even try when i try with you, ya being cunty, end of. I gotta list. That list only entails Mally because she’s who I care about the most. I’m probably gonna start instilling a new rule in all my blogs that if you ignore Mally and/or Darcy( @tasedandconfused ), since I would say they’re my two main blogs tho darcy gets ignored even more than mally does, probably bc i denied canon and left it entirely we know fandom hates that, if either of them is ignored then… Ya out of luck, I’m gonna unfollow you. I’m debating soft blocking everyone who ignored me on both of them but I don’t want to like be mean and deny the chance to eventually try again but at the same time i shouldnt feel bad for taking a stand and saying this is bullsheet, idk my anxiety says im awful for giving a fluff about myself but also i should give a fluff about myself probably, ive nearly died in the last three months, my brain almost exploded, i just had three root canals on one corner of my face, i have to potentially get surgery on my inner ear which i cant even afford, i dont got time to deal with only being used for like smut memes or like as a resource blog or utter bs like that, i dont got time for it. So new rules here. 1: If Mally or Darcy are not acknowledged, written with, responded to, viewed as more than just their fluffing bodies? ya dropped, im unfollowing, potentially soft blocking, which means blocking and unblocking for those not in the know, on all accounts I follow you on. Every single one. I know most of my muses are on sideblogs but despite not being able to send memes from sideblogs you can block people from sideblogs fun fact, i will do that if i have to. 2: I’m gonna be posting SCs, PCs, memes, etc. I like and respond to plotting calls, starter calls, i send memes, all of that. If I don’t get any response within.. I’m giving one week for people who don’t run on a queue and a month and a half to people on a queue based system, if i dont get anything within that time like at least an im being like ‘its posted’ or ‘its queued i wanted to let you know in case tumblrs a fluffbutt’ (i do this sometimes if i dont get even just a like on the starters i post so i at least know people saw it since i know tumblrs bs, i wait until the day they’re active to do so in case theyre busy yknow) basically i need acknowledgment at all. No you can’t claim this is abt follower count bc when you unfollow someone they inevitably unfollow you too, thats gonna drop my following, not as quickly as soft blocking would but i wanna be fair i guess, which leads to: 3: I’m basing this on your activity too, like if i like a think and you’re gone for a month after that its fine, im not gonna unfollow you unless you never come back or youre online and posting others just not mine because that tells me youre specifically ignoring me and im gonna drop you for that end of. I’m done with the bullsheet im done w the dillish behavior, i love friendship but if im giving and never receiving thats extremely one way and not gonna work. I check through my follow list weekly and i go back about five-10 pages on someones feed before i unfollow them to see their actual activity and see if theyre here or if its a q so. I’m thorough basically. 4: You dont have to be active with me on all your blogs, i mean i’d prefer it but thats hard as fluff so essentially if you have like five blogs and are just like trying w me on two or three thats fine. Ten blogs, four or five with at least a plot formed is cool. Multis just one muse is all I’d need. I’m not gonna unfollow the blogs youre not writing w me on if you at least write w me on some. Again, specifically Mally and/or Darcy. If you ignore both of them, we’re done. I havent been active on darcy because of being ignored and its a huge butt mess and im just tired i wanna use my babies, you don’t get to have my ‘better’ muses like i know a lot of ppl only follow me for my boys or my villains, you don’t get them if you ignore my baby. But, there is a limit there too. 5: If you never respond to a meme or thread even once with Mally or Darcy, or post a starter, i reply, its never replied to again after a month, I’m unfollowing and/or soft blocking for that too. Bc that means youre just raising my hopes to fluff with me or get someone else and honestly, youre even more cunty than than the people just flat out ignoring me if you do that. And this isnt a specific person, this is five of the people actually on my list. Yes, my list is also annotated with specifics again I was very thorough on this yesterday, I hyperfixated I’ll admit it, I’m in a fluffing depressionary bubble and being told to get over it because people want something they dont deserve to have to. I am a believer that people deserve good things but if youre purposefully being cunty… no you dont. 6: No I’m not releasing my list, maybe I will and I’ll omit the urls because I don’t want people being buttholes to each other too but otherwise, yall not seeing it im not giving a callout because… really thats just unnecessary here. I don’t think yall are toxic people or something i just think yall are unintentionally being cunty. And no I don’t mean everyone that follows me i mean the ppl that add up to what i’ve documented so far and fit the bill of butthat that i’ve shown, its behaviors yall gotta check before ya wreck. Yes there will be some people who have priority, everyone has those people, I write w kathryn on other platforms since she doesnt go on here as often but when Kathryn returns from war here (if she does cause she also agrees most ppl on this platform are cunty, i feel really bad saying that word so often but im gonna keep doing it i recently deleted an ask saying I was a huge cunt for not sending someone smut memes when I didn’t even follow them or know they existed so, again the travesty of this place is nutballers) same with owly, alex is here too, my most active partners are always going to be priority because theyre the ones who show the most interest and the most care. I understand that with others as well which is why I have the timeframe set up, because I want to be as open and shizz as possible while atill being firm i guess. I don’t want to have extreme double standards like its impossible for double standards not to exist at least a little bit but I want to avoid a golden chest full of them I guess. 7: I don’t have a seven rn, this was an even number and it bothered me. Seven is nust my warning that I’m bittery writing this on mobile so formatting is not real but i tried my dandest to make this look like something people might actually mind. I dont want to be butty, i dont want to be awful, i dont want to start drama or have drama but that shizz comes around anyways so i might as well make my space as okay for me as i can cause im supposed to avoid stress so my brain doesnt almost explode again, like again i almost fluffing died i dont need ppl fake being my friend or anything, i want stuff to be real and clear. I want to be happy to be on here again and have fun like i used to since my health is plummetting and I’m not allowed to go outside near plants by myself anymore because i welt up. I have plants outside my work place and im surrounded by chemicals all day long I’m welted from here to new york constantly and never comfortable in my own skin because of it and constantly see people online acting like these actual real problems are pretentious because ‘its an excuse’ when, im a fluffing sagittarius, do you know how much i want to magically be a millionaire so i can pay for friends and my own medical stuff and go on traveling and adventures, be outside probably not camping bc as a pagan i know thats a death sentence but like be outside, lay on grass, go back to swimming because i used to swim competitively and due to health reasons i can barely even go in a pool anymore because theres too much sunlight which, bit plot twist i know, im fluffing allergic to vitamin D and the rays of the sun, so go figure, attempts to be healthy kill me more, i also cant eat most plants and am constantly dying from just eating food, they dont know whats wrong with me. i cant fix it by going ve/gan for a month inf act i tried and it almost made my heart stop thanks society. These arent excuses these are the lives of disabled and diseased and to a lesser but still very real point, ethnic lives every fluffing day. This is real shit and its murder and online and gaming? It may be all I have soon since I can’t just go out and make new friends cause, again, I’d fluffing die. I get sick going to the mall or the movie theater, I miss theme parks so much but have to minimize it to weeks i dont have work so i dont get fired for having a welt while working in the beauty industry. I may have to get a degree online and change my field entirely because of my illness that nobody understands. People even make fun of it constantly online and I wish I could just drop online entirely because of how unbelievably ableist the entirety of the world is, i wish i could drop humans in general for their ableism, but i cant. I don’t have choices in most cases, but throwing away people who maybe purposefully maybe unintentionally thats why i’m giving you this warning and will be repeating this warning for awhile, this is where i have choice. I have to use what little choice I have in life while I can since everytime i go to movies or a concert or a theme park i almost die because of not having an immune system that functions or being in certain air qualities pr being near plants or unclean people, I may not have much time and I gotta do whats best for what little mental health I have, and if that means dropping people i care about and really want to write with and do things with but who ignore me then, i guess so be it.

[leggyre]

sorry if this is rude or not-allowed but can i ask how u did the mods to ur blog's theme? i really like the theme but especially with ur mods, specifically the static info, static navigation and ur extra image nav! again sorry if this is like bad

oH its no problem dude !! the only thing to worry about here is that you’ll get to see my absolute mess of a code because im lazy

this theme’s code is super organized tho so its easy to find stuff in it.. i dont have a pastebin so uuuh ill have to use screenshots to point out changes

first off look for this  #navmenu thing; it’s the box that has the links

i changed this:-changed position from “fixed” to “absolute”-removed the “display:none” -- this keeps it hidden until the navigation button on the sidebar is clicked. I like having my stuff always visible

to make the second box i just copied this first one and made a few changes

-changed name to navmenu2 so its a different object-margin-top:200px; is the position on the page so it won’t be overlapping the other box for being in the same place-position also changed to absolute-display:none also removed

after adding this you just need to go to the body and add navmenu2 for the box to appeari put it right under the first navmenu in the code to make it easier to find

heres where it gets ugly bc i didnt use css or anything for the navmenu2, which means the contents of it will have to be edited from the theme’s code every timeI was planning to make it easier but got really lazy halfway through

everything you put inside [div id navmenu2] and its [/div] will be inside the box. shouldn’t be hard to put somethings in it with some basic html

other misc things i changed--replaced all 5 px rounded borders with 20px so everything is rounder-removed the little + in the description sidebar since i made it uselessif u wanna remove it too, it should be this:

-the img on the bottom right is a code i carry with me everywhere.. i can share it but it’s one of these things that needs to be edited from the code itself bc for some reason the metaname stopped working at one point??? anyway here just paste this under the body and put the url of the image you wanna use

i hope you can understand this !! theres probably other changes i made that i dont remember rn but its alright if u wanna ask about it.. its not rude or anythingi like talking abt code even tho all i do is just reverse engineering haHA

[dangoghz]

legitimate advice for new phandom blogs

hey !! so i know sometimes posts like ‘RULES FOR THE PHANDOM XD’ are made and they’re all like “numba one. dan is a squishy bean respect this uwu” but this isn’t gonna be like that lol. im just going to list a few actual things that might help people new to the phandom learn about and become integrated into the community! of course these aren’t ‘rules’ and u dont have to listen to any of it ofc,,, im not here to control ur blog, just here to say what people normally do. feel free to rb whether u are a new blog or not, ill appreciate it either way!

(NOTE: PLS TELL ME IF ANY OF THE LINKS DONT WORK AND ILL FIX THEM PERIODICALLY!)

italicized text is defined in the glossary at the bottom!

1. be interactive! 

here, unique to our corner of timmy darn communism, we have a lot of like virtual traditions that everyone knows. these help you to make friends and also grow ur blog with some new mutuals. here are some examples.

networks: networks, or nets, are a sort of selective gc, usually with a theme or concept that it’s based around, in which all who wish to be part of fill out an application form that determines whether they get in. this is kinda the one with the most work, as u also have to make a group blog and info post, but it’s definitely worth it. i have made my closest friends in nets (such as @phleurnet which i birthed), and a lot of people on here would say the same. if you want to know more or apply, my friend diana runs an update blog @phandomnets! (examples, these are all open btw: x x x)

meetups: meetups are not in real life, don’t worry. a meetup is when someone organizes a specific time at which we all post thing around a certain theme! for instance, on halloween on tuesday, my friend milo hosted a halloween meetup. usually people post selfies but if u are uncomfortable with that, u can post art, music, or anything else related to the theme. a blog called @phandommeetupwatch keeps track of these! (examples, all happening soon/just happened: x x x)

follow forevers: a follow forever is a big celebration post when u reach a follower count milestone, no matter 50 or 5k. u tag all of the blogs you love, and they reblog it to appreciate u! it’s really positive and shows people how their work has paid off. usually people are tagged in alphabetical order, and sometimes people bold their favorites but the stylization is up to u. (recent examples: x x x)

milestone activities: sometimes people do things for their followers when they reach a follower count that involves their followers requesting something! there are many many forms of this type of thing. a common one is blog rates, in which there is a set template and the blogger rates each blog that sends in an ask using the template (info post ex: x; rate ex: x). there are also url edits (x), name/url moodboards (x), and more. u can certainly come up w an idea of ur own, being creative is great!

talk to people: that’s right dude!!! ye!!! u can message a blog u think is cool, or send an ask if u think something they made or are talking about is interesting, or add something sweet in the tags (more on etiquette later) when u rb their post. additionally, sometimes people stir up discourse, and u should participate in it if u want (past discourse examples: x x). u can also send asks when people reblog ask games, which are a list of questions with a theme (new one of mine ex: x). 

2. play around with your blog!

customizing your blog can start giving you what we call a branding, making you distinguished from other bloggers. this can include everything from as simple as using an icon to coding your own about page. 

themes: a blog can be way more appealing if it is aesthetically pleasing. admittedly, i often follow people just because of the smoothness of their mobile theme. a mobile theme is rather easy to construct as u can do it on ur own with a phone. it is how ur blog looks on a phone. although u don’t have to do this, i recommend sticking to two to four colors on ur theme and avoiding stuffing it with a lot of bright things because it can distract from content. additionally, bloggers often make their descriptions short and succinct. (my fav mobiles: x x x.) on a pc, your blog theme can be customized completely on html, meaning there is a lot of freedom. u don’t have to learn to code for this, bc u can find free themes anywhere, just search ‘free tumblr themes’ on google. once again, be creative, but u shouldn’t overload. (my fav pcs: x x x.)

about pages: in order to avoid chunky descriptions but still let people know the key deets about themselves, bloggers create about pages. sometimes these bout pages are uncoded but u can also use html code if u want to. some common things in an about page are interests, maybe personality types/horoscopes/hogwarts houses, original content, and links to other social media. (examples: x x x)

urls: urls are a key part of your blog’s brand. ‘rebranding’ is what people say if they change their url! if u are tired or bored with your url, changing it is an opportunity to change your theme and other parts of ur blog as well. (url change ex: x). 

saved urls: saved urls are basically when bloggers hoard sideblogs in order to reserve the urls used for them. if you ever encounter a blank blog that has ‘saved’ as its title, that’s probably it. sometimes people like to give away their urls, either as a constant thing (ex: x) or by doing a url giveaway (x). either way, it’s a good opportunity to change it up!

tags: in order to keep their blog cleancut and organized, a lot of bloggers have special tags for certain people, certain topics, and/or certain types of media. many people in the phandom particularly have tags for dan and phil that match (strawberries and cream, lune and sole, etc). if they have many of these tags, there can be a page for their tags on their blog. this page can be coded with special html or just a regular tumblr page, it doesn’t really matter. but it’s very useful for those who visit your blog, and makes it easy for u to navigate older posts as well! (examples: x x x)

3. learn to make og content!

producing original content helps you establish what your strengths are and why people should follow you. it also allows u to contribute to the fanbase, and gives u a chance of being noticed by dnp! and the validation is lovely. there are many options if u want to make something. 

gifs: gifs are an ART here in the phandom, and its mechanisms still perplex me to this day bc ive never tried it. u probably already know what a gif is, but if not, its essentially a short animation made in photoshop that repeats. gifmakers are often distinguished by a unique coloring (example gifmakers: x x x), such as my friend emily’s smooth dark blue tint (x). it can be a long process to learn how to gif but it is very rewarding in the end, from what i’ve heard. (tutorials: x x)

art: there is a very wide range of phanartists, all with such talents, either digital or traditional, that you can draw inspirations from for your own work. you can make cartoons, comics, realism, abstract, nsfw even, or any mix (or none) of the former. artists on tumblr definitely deserve more attention than they get here on tumblr, so be sure to show appreciation towards them! (my fav artists: x x x)

edits: edits are the Graphic Designs of our community and are usually very aesthetically pleasing. they can be centered around a certain event, like a video or something dnp made, or just for fun. the more practice you get making them, the more dexterous u’ll become. they can be a great tool if u like the design aspect of art but don’t want to actually draw. (edit makers: x x)

icons: icons are just the little profile picture that u can insert for ur blog. it’s really easy and fun to make them, kind of like a lazy version of edits. you can make them using photoshop or an app like picsart or medibang, and it doesn’t take a lot of time. more on how to use icons in section 4. (examples: x x x) (my lil tutorial: x)

moodboards: moodboards are nine pictures arranged 3 by 3 that have a certain color scheme. it’s kind of like a collage except the photo feature here separates the pictures for u. there are a lot of innovative moodboard makers that stun me w how pretty it looks or how they arrange the pics. moodboards are also an easy and fun option! (moodboard tags: x x x)

textposts: this is by far the easiest and more common form of content u will find. it’s just writing about dnp in a textpost! if a textpost isn’t very serious, people also call it a meme or shitpost. shitposting is defs on the rise here so its a good business to get into. it’s also a great outlet for ur emotions or personal connections to what dnp do! (example talk tags: x x x)

fics: by far the most famous media to come out of here, phanfiction is a popular form of phan indulgence. u have probably heard of the most scarring ones (list: x), but there is actually a really vast range of it, not just creepy smut! some other genres are fluff, angst, and slow burns. u will discover that, despite the sterotype, not all fanfiction is bad. you can find lovely fics on @phanfictioncatalogue by genre, au, or topic. and, if u need help writing something, many writers would love to help. (a few well-known fics: x x x x x)

4. tumblr etiquette!

i know tumblr might seem like a simple social media (or perhaps not after u’ve read all the above?) but there’s a lot of things that u just....u just don’t do. it’s sort of like virtual manners, and if u don’t follow them, then it’s unlikely that people will like ur blog. once again, this is by no means me forcing u to run ur blog a certain way. it just happens that the types of ppl who break these rules are who we mock in gcs :////////. so yea, here’s some advice.

credits: if u decide to use someone’s art, edit, gif, or icon on the theme of ur blog, check what they require of u before u use it. most content creators strongly ask for credit in the description of ur blog, either by link or like ‘icon/header/art by ____’. it is just a common courtesy to the person who spent time on that, and if u think credit will ruin the aesthetic of ur blog, a) u probably don’t have an aesthetic in the first place and b) learn to appreciate art, binch. 

anonymity: anon asks can be very powerful either negatively or positively depending on how u yield them, so make sure that u are careful with what u send. compliments are always welcome and criticism as well, but blatant rudeness or hate will do nothing. u will only make someone feel bad about themselves and it will not accomplish anything. also, u face the threat of all their friends turning u into a meme. 

sensitivity: a lot of people here are way too easily offended by harmless jokes, a common example in the phandom being when we insult dnp affectionately and people take it way too much to heart. please don’t start drama over something w no real meaning. however, there are times when it is indeed necessary. if u want to criticise a blogger, be respectful of them simultaneously. by all means, if u spot someone being racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynist, or the like, feel free to call them out on it. but beforehand, make sure that u have done ur research and are educated on the topic, or u could turn out to be blatantly wrong. 

adding to posts: everyone makes this mistake when they start out here and that’s totally okay, but adding to every post u reblog is incredibly bothersome. a rule of thumb would be don’t add anything unless what u say will actually improve the post significantly. if ur additions are along the lines of ‘LOL’ or ‘i relate!!!!’ or ‘philly is a smol bean XD’, learn to use the tags for heaven’s sake. they’re there for not only organization but also for commenting. some exceptions, though, would be if u are mentioned in the post or the op is your close friend. 

respecting privacy: this should already be obvious to u, but respect dan and phil’s boundaries. do not tag them or their main tags (#daniel howell, #danisnotonfire, #amazingphil), in any phanfics, phanart (like specifically with them as a romantic ship), or phan edits. do not talk to their family members, expose their personal info like address or phone number, and do consider that they are real people just like u. we may make things based around phan, but it is kept in a community for us and not for dan and phil’s eyes. this is very important.

5. have fun!

sorry if this is all overwhelming, but i tried to make it as simplified as possible. and also sorry for the sass, i’m kinda tired of all the ding dongs on here and want to prevent further ding dongs from being created. thanks so much for readin and be sure to send me an ask anytime if u have questions! welcome to hell!

glossary

timmy darn communism: me being my usual weird self and replacing ‘tumblr dot com’ with random words that start with the same letters

mutuals: someone who you follow and who follows you; usually who u interact with most

rb: shortening for ‘reblog’

discourse: when theres is intense discussion of a certain topic, sometimes phan-related sometimes not, sometimes serious and sometimes silly

branding: the word ‘branding’ kinda started as a joke, but it’s generally what we use to call what someone’s blog reminds them of, whether it be a certain color or a discussion topic; my branding, if u asked a mutual, would probably be impressionism, tea, and baguettes (dont ask ab that one)

html: a simple type of coding used for designing websites! u can learn basic html here or here, it’s way easier and funner than it looks

dnp: dan and phil; we also say ‘deppy’, ‘dip and pip’, ‘the boys’, ‘the rats’, and more

coloring: basically the stylization of a gif, shown through filters, textures, contrast, brightness, etc. 

talk tag: a tag in which all of the textposts that a person makes are sorted into

phanfiction terms

smut: porn fic :/ 

fluff: just what it sounds like, a type of fic that usually has a lot of soft stuff like cuddling, flirting, and looooove

angst: a fic with a lot of drama, usually sad or very emotional

slow burn: a fic where a pairing, in this case phan, slowly falls in love

au: stands for ‘alternate universe’, a fic in which dan and phil are written not as youtubers but in a completely different scenario (ie. bad boy and new guy in high school, university students, space exhibition, anything u can dream up really)

anon: short for ‘anonymous’

op: short for ‘original poster’, aka who made the post

[jooheonies]

nawar lover no.1 aka user shwhyuk uwu

bloodorangeki said: the lady formerly known as hyuccwoo, shreknu if u will,

send me a tumblr url and ill tell you what i think of them!

hhhhhh ok before i eben launch into this full love essay. i jst wanna say tht u truly are the light at the end of my tunnel sejung,,,,u make me so happy !!! Like i remember when i was losing my mind off of like three sips of pineapple cider and i legitimately felt like i was gonna throw up but then i was like … damn i can’t forget to text shannon and tell her about all this. and then i talked to u for a full hour or so while u called me a liddle babie nd i continuously whined…either way you truly have me under your spell you demon!!

okay so not to be. dramatic but youre so dreamy and pretty you remind me of rain and soft kisses on the cheeks and rose gardens and bouquets of flowers and soft sunlight on flower meadows and like! that feeling you get in your cheeks when you smile too much for too long and you get that permanent blush across your face! god that’s probabaly nonsense and not very cohesive but you have the same sort of colors…soft orange and light pink….you’re like a sunset on the beach right at the start of spring when theres barely anyone on the shore and the whole world feels really big and wide but even though youre all alone you don’t feel lonely because it still feels like the whole world(you) is poised right at the edge of your fingertips.

hhhh that also probably made very little sense but i dont care i love you so much and im very bad at expressing emotion (blame my virgo moon who hasn’t felt any feelings in over 18 years) but i still feel like always showering u in that sweet love and affection, despite the fact that im horrible with words and i have absolutely no consistency. I feel like it’s really rare to meet someone who literally changes your entire perception of the world but … damn here we are!! tlkaing to u is literally a part of my daily life its a part of who i am at this point :/

Anyways, friendships don’t really come naturally to me because I have a very weird perosnality where like. im simultaneously suffocating whilst also being very detached and it turns people off so quickly but..god we mesh so well i truly love you so much. i also tend to not write a lot whenever i make these posts bc im the kind of person who continously says how much i love you throughtout the convo (even thoguh ill ghost most ppl for a few days) so whenever i get around to writing these im like :// but what else do i say :// but this time!!! oooo i have so much to say i can never go into full loving hours with you bc you always turn things around and get me to start talking abotu myself and pretty soon we start talking about how i used to raise rocks as a kid instead of talking about how hot you are :/

so anyways firstly . those were just the intro pragaraphs im finally getting into my loving sejung essay :(( helloooo one of my favortie things about talking to you is how easily the conversation always flows ….us talking about shownus asshole and the questionable consumption of expired jello and orbeez at 3 am is most likely the more demonic things weve done while simultaenously being the more tame things…my head still aches when i remember that giagntic bruise i got from looking at that wonho+tentacles/changkyun+black hole sketch u made… god we somehow always go from topic to topic with absolutely no regard for cohesiveness and yet neither of us ever question it…we’ll spend hours discussing absolutely nothing …like that one night we stayed up for like three hours on rabbit talking about all the different mx stans and which member has the most stans internationally versus domestically and why….icons of developing complex sociocultural theories at 2am while occasionally mentioning “oh wow its late u should go to bed >:/” god its just that I always lose track of time whenever I talk to you…its like im so focused on that I Love Her mood that I don’t even realize its been 4 hours until I look down at my pile of unfinished homework and then back up at my laptop like. This was a Valid choice why would I pick ib math when I have a whole entire sejung talking to me. hhhh its just that talking to you comes so naturally and I always tell you all these quesiotnable things to which you always respond by first calling me a demon and then laughing about it and encouraging my stupidity. it’s also so so endearing that ill tell you about the dumb shit im doing and your first response is always to nag at me to be safe and take care of myself as if ill actually listen to you and clean a cut with alcohol, risking legitimate Pain… anyways sejung? queen of making me feel loved and noticed? MORE LIKELY THAN U THINK!!!!

hhhhh ok moving on now I get to talk about how. sexy u are damn….i remember back when we were first starting to talk and you sent me those pictures of yourself in that button up and I literally. I quite literally almost passed out in the starbucks while the barista was handing me my strawberry lemonade I truly almost lost it…nd right before that I was encouraging you to talk to the boba girl nd flirt nd be all spicie…but then u sent me those pics nd I was like for what reason would she have to impress boba girl when im right here … mouth open so wide in love that all the bobas are spilling out of my mouth :( not to be dramatic yet again when I know ive mentioned those selfies before but damn…those were so hot u unbuttoned like two or three of the top buttons and u looked so hot truly. raw me vore me behind each and every single boba store location hewwwooo u look so intense nd powerful im truly putty in ur hands not only would I lose my mind for u, I have already lost it

hhhhh im very much rambling and making very little sense rn bc its. 2:30 am and im sleebie nd I blocked all social media sites so id do homework bt I kept thiknning abt u so I was like hm the universe clearly wants me to write about sejung more even though ill have to post this in the morning bc tungle is blocked until then :// bt anaywas that also means I get to go into all the other thigns I love about u and all the things u remind me of :(( hhhh its so wild that I never actually aunch into full loving shannon mood bt I talk abt u so much w my friends theyre all. suspicious ,,,,

them: nawar u don’t actually like romance and u hate talking about people r u perhaps dating this girl??me, w hearts in my eyes laughing at smth ure saying on my phone: what

HHHH DJHFKSJDHF TAHST TRULY ME,,,,ALWAYS THIKNING ABT U,,,ALWAYS BEING BIG HEART EYES FR U,,,at any given moment I could be reminded of u :( I see a piece of paper nd im like huh I should do work then again is work necessary to live perhaps not but sejung is necessary to live,,,,me thinking abt u as I procrastinate every single thing ive ever had to do :D Like, ive never understood when people say that they hated a zodiac sign at one point, and then they met one person and they were like oh my god nevermind this sign is perfect but truly,,,I love geminis now ,,,I used to hate them almost as much as cancer nd now? geminis are all good ure so wonderful nd loving nd sweet u being a gemini saved geminis collectively,,

ill also neber stop talking abt how now matter how much I whine and demand attention, youre always jst,,,supplying it without any question like at one point people usually get annoyed, no matter how endeared they were by it at first, bt youre always calling me a baby (even though im older) nd giving me that sweet Love and Attention,,mmmmm my libra sun thrives under ur care :( hhhh also I feel it is important to point out I love. all of u,,,,like I don’t even usually care much for peoples voices or anything unless its like so deep it sounds like the grim reaper bc that’s wild u ,,bt anyways the first moment I heard ur voice I was. breathless I was so shocked like ur voice is so soothing nd warm its like. if the aesthetic of sunlight and honey and warm pies had a voice,,,hhhh im also not the type to really believe in things like fate nd destiny and soulmates and stuff bt that’s kind of what u remind me of ? in a? not weird way hhhhh so I feel like youre just so naturally in tune with people like nothing really catches you off guard and you roll with peoples different personalities and quirks and you always jst. mesh so well with everyone ure like the minhyuk of the internet,,,,nd like!! theres smth abt u that reminds me of balance and maybe its my libra sun always seeking peace and harmony in life but I always feel so relaxed nd steady whenever I talk to you its like . idk how to explain it!!! its jst so comforting!!!

I was originally gonna cut myself off at 1k but its too late for that now and im gonna put this under a read more anyways and its 3am now so I feel like. go Big or go Home!!! now im gonna launch into a long analysis of u! and ur smile!! first of all,,,its so rare nd wild to find someone who likes validating people more than being validated,,,,u finding my libra antics cute???hhhhh tahts so wild,,,,I could pout for hours nd u would call it cute,,,validating!!! nd the fact that you’ve read my writing,,,,excerpts from my demonic wips and youre stil friends with me?? you still talk to me?? damn that’s like. never to be expected any time I make someone read that tangerine fic they ghost me for a good month but I sent you pieces of that tentacle fic and YOU FUCKCING SKETCHED OUT THE LOOK,,,,,MY MUSE,,,nd also you tend to always steer the convo around to focus on the other person n dim a FOOL who almost falls for it every time,,,before I remember and make u tell me thigns…god ive told you so many obscure things from my childhood like that time I tried to eat a brick and yet you still,,,,talk to me,,,,who are u,,,,hhhh ure always so cute nd giving nd caring I feel like I could genuinely truly look like shit nd send u a selfie nd you would still be like WOW GORGEOEUS YOU LOOK SO GOOD THAT’S HOT!!! u,,,going out of ur way to make ppl happy :( anyways im a fool in love w u ,,,also not to be like. one of those old white boy text posts from tumblr but ,,,,hey girl,,,ladie,,,wamen,,,did u know? ur smile lights up my world? ,,,did u know? theres no such thing as u being anything less than perfect,,,why? because its impossible to be anything less than the essence of who you are. hhhh that’s the dumbest thing im ever written im cutting myself off that was too much this is like. 2k words so far and in all honesty I could continue but then id get gushier than that last line and nobody wants to see That,,,hhhh

this started out with. somewhat decent grammar like I used periods and I think I occasionally capitalized the first letter of the sentence but at this point its incoherent rambling it’s the inside of my brain every time I see u or hear frm u its like when spongebobs brain was on fire and all the cabinets and computers were going up in flames and all the little brain spongebobs were losing their mind that’s me right now losing my mind over you I wrote exactly 2k words in that whole essay,,,,im so fucking valid,,,,ananywas I love you if you couldn’t tell nd iim . somewhat satisfied at being able to vent all this love,,,smoochie,,smoochh,,SMOOCHIIE

[eau-de-low-budget]

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NAME:  lari BIRTHDAY:  13.02 ZODIAC:  Aquarius HEIGHT:  180cm SEXUAL ORIENTATION: oh...u just said...seks😳 FAVORITE COLOR: green FAVORITE BOOK:  howls moving castle FAVORITE ARTIST/BANDS: mr rappuchino monstredamous LAST MOVIE I WATCHED:  id say the handmaiden because i cant remember if i even watched any other movie in the last 2 months

HOGWARTS HOUSE:  hagrids hut (ill be there with sehun living in this invalid hut having only our looks, talent and dazzling personality)

RANDOM FACT: im very stupid naturally BUT ALSO act really dumb irl like pretending not to know things i obviously know for...fun. WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG?:  idk i was like 15 or 14 and felt attacked when ppl dragged 15 year olds DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS?: yah i have a bts blog @yoongis-honey-girl WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO GET A TUMBLR?: my cousin had one and told me to do one too  DO YOU GET ASKS ON A DAILY BASIS?: yeah i get anon hate and thirst anons from @shreque everyday. other then that i get few anons or asks through the week bcs i have a big mouth WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL?: okay this story is long. so i was at a perfume store looking for a pine scent parfum cuz thats my fav scent and found one for 100€ so i was like WHOMST because this parfum smelled the SAME WAY AS MY CHEAP PINE BATH SALT???? so i thought about getting pure alcohol from the medicine cupboard and dissolve the bathsalt with some water and it would kinda be the same. i named my creation eau-de-low-budget and i kept this name as my url because honestly? i love how my friends get asks saying ur “low budget” friend. one anon even wished my best friend that in 2017 her low budget friend changes to high budget and it was so cute

ill tag @shreque (i tag you so u dont ass me and miss our sadist circle vomit with yamanaka at 6am again), @riceboyfrend , @holdinghim , @julia-stop-yourself , @rainpjm , @anxoai , @ooskd , @baku9ou

[lesbiandotexe-archived]

tagged by: @thunder-thighs-reyes thank you!!

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs that you would like to get to know better!

nicknames: lyn, lynx

gender: nonbinary, any pronouns

star sign: leo

height: 169 cm, sth like that

time: 8:48 am

birthday: august 20

favourite bands: i havent been interested in music as much as i used to but i still do love epik high, my chemical romance, muse, placebo, brown eyed girls, astronuts (they literally have one album but it’s great, find them on spotify!!!), royal blood i guess???, kasabian, 

favorite solo artists: stella jang, lee hi, artur rojek. the whole music part is so hard i had to look up stuff on my spotify. you can always recommend me something! song stuck in my head: i’ve recently woken up so ill say what song was stuck in my head yesterday, when i saw i got tagged lol. it was empress of fire from the dragon age: inquisition soundtrack.

last movie: unfinished harry potter and the goblet of fire with my sis

last tv show watched: marvel’s runaways. i really like marvel’s anything tho i have only watched the netflix shows. and the runaways.

when did i create my blog: january 2012

what do i post: games!!! dragon age, mass effect, overwatch, few other titles. occasionally kpop. some aesthetic and cute stuff. and memes last thing i googled: fenris’ voice actor’s name bc i was playing destiny 2 and heard that lovely voice. needed to check tho, bc i was only 95% sure lol

do i have other blogs: nope do i get asks: never why did i choose my url: i wanted to change it, black cat dva was coming out,,,,,,, so yea. oh and it’s @veridan who made it up

following blogs: 97

followers: 265

favourite colours: dark green, red, black and white

average hours of sleep: uhh i try to sleep 7-8 a day but. it happens that i sleep around 4-6 on school days and like 10 on weekends lol lucky number(s): 3, 13

instruments: guitar tho i havent played it for a while and now i play like a regular person who just learned some chords and cant actually play

what i am wearing: my pajamas aka an old shirt i got on a scout camp and checked pants

how many blankets do i sleep with: one quilt, if it’s cold one quilt one blanket on it

dream job: it would be really cool to like, be a programmer in the game industry (regular programmer works too), a writer (as in game lore, tho being a regular writer is cool too but since it’s hard for me to write,,,,), voice actor!!! i rly like acting

dream trip: oh. italy, spain, canada, brazil, india, south korea, china, japan, everywhere i can

favourite food: anything with pasta, italian-ish cuisine mostly, i also like kimbap v much, curry nationality: polish

favourite song right now: oh why are you doing this to me,,,, i always loved my chemical romance’s thank you for the venom and i still do. from more recent, it’s inon zur’s tavern music (dragon age soundtrack again)

im gonna break the rules and not tag anyone, because i dont really socialise on tumblr and im either too shy to tag anyone or have no one to tag,,,,

[windypenguin]

About Me

i was tagged by @ikallawrites​ so lets gooo bc i havent done one of these in a while whoops

Name/nickname: michelle, penguin, mistral/mist

Gender: female

Star sign: gemini

Height: 5′3″

Hogwarts House: gryffindor and thunderbird

Favourite animal: cATs and birbs :3

Hours of sleep: uh dont hate me but uh it varies a lot...can be as little as 4, average is 5-6, but sometimes i sleep in for like 8?

Dogs or cats: both (but if you make me pick, cats)

Number of blankets: one...just change which one if its cold (or okay fine 2 if its freezing and you wanna layer)

Dream trip: im not really interested in travel tbh lol

Dream job: doing nothing? does that not count? okay then programming something fun like games or something i care about

Time: 7:32pm mst

Birthday: june 10 

Favorite Bands: i dont follow specific bands but uhh fall out boy is cool

Favorite Solo Artists: uH

Song Stuck In My Head: seagulls stop it now (go look it up on youtube if you havent seen it yet ehehe)

Last Movie I Watched: airplane!

Last Show I Watched: the current volume of rwby :D

When Did I Create My Blog: man uh was...early-mid 2013 i think?

What Do I Post/Reblog: did you think there was like...a theme?? bc there sure as heck isnt! basically anything im interested in at the time?

Last Thing I Googled: best day of my life minor key bc it came up on my spotify discover and i NEEDED to share it

Other Blogs: ...i totally made a side blog that i posted on like twice and never again. also a couple group blogs that kinda died

Do I Get Asks: i used to get a few but i havent been good about answering them so they stopped

Why I Choose My URL: i like wind and a hero of breath and i went by penguin for a little while.

Following: 383 :o god i didnt even realize

Followers: 543 whERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM AND WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING MY MESS (esp when i know i blocked a lot of bots???)

Lucky Number: mm idk if i have a lucky number per se but i love the number 5? its so nice to count by??

Favorite Instrument: clarinet for lyfeee (but god listening to any instrument being played by someone who knows what theyre doing gives me chILLs)

What Am I Wearing: long sleeve shirt i wore to work earlier bc its cold now :c

Favorite Food: lately, belgian waffles. i got a waffle maker now :3

Nationality: half and half. the end.

Favorite Song: this varies so much thoooo -- mm crazy = genius is fun, tho i have in the miller mood in my head atm bc we played it at my concert this weekend (it was a mess tho)

Last Book Read: i finished the will of the empress by tamora pierce literally yesterday

Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like To Join: uh something fun uhhh pokemon, harry potter (who doesnt want to do magic????), rwby if i were more confident...maybe ill be like velvet and just surprise everyone with badassery

Tag some folks: @nymphofnovels @narukamirelampago @jewishdragon uhh the ohter people id tag have already been tagged lol

[ganyuslily]

was i tagged! no! but i wanna do it!

why did you choose your url?

ill let you on a little secret of mine...... i have a crush on ganyu,, NO but on a serious note i just thought it was cool!! and also i changed it it was different before skdjjss

any sideblogs?

nope!

how long have you been on tumblr for?

uhh in general,,,, for like three years i think? maybe more?

do you have a que tag?

nope again

why did you start a blog in the first place?

cause i wanted to write!! i didnt really have an idea what for though?? and then i got into genshin so i was like why not

how many followers do you have?

888 (pretty number) as for rn!!

how many blogs do you follow?

around 70! i dont really,, follow a lot of people

have you ever made a shitpost?

the most of the “— knives rants” tag is just me shitposting SO SKDJSK

how often do you use tumblr everyday?

uhh like an hour or two? but if i write then much more bc i write in the app

did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog before?

nope

how do you feel about “you need to reblog” posts?

eh i have a mixed relationship with them because some of them are very visibly made just for notes and not actually for the matter at hand,, so i dont like those but in general i dont mind

do you like tag/ask games?

YEAHH THEYRE FUN i mean as u can see im literally doing this without being tagged 🧍🏻

which of your mutuals are tumblr famous?

a lot of them,, i think?! IDK ACTUALLY i just feel like theyre big blogs even if they arent and im like :00

do you have a crush on a mutual?

nope nope

tagging: @xiaophobic @kachuuha @kkaeyva @huataos & anyone who wants to!! ehe AND NO PRESSURE AND SORRY IF UVE BEEN TAGGED ALREADY

hello hello i was tagged by the ever wonderful @ladislavaa for this tag game!! tysm for the tag i care you so much 💕

-> why did you choose your url?

hoo boy. there’s about... three different references in it, ones i’m not quite willing to explain because i will out myself as a enormous nerd. but it’s subtle enough that most people won’t get it so it’s ok. so i chose it because of the amount of references i could fit in it without it seeming overt.

-> any sideblogs?

i have. a lot. if you look at my bio for my main, there’s a list of sideblogs i have. a dead writing one, some dead ask blogs, an au blog i need to get back to now that school isn’t actively kicking me in the face... and a dimitri one from fire emblem that’s currently thriving now that i’ve revived it. anyways i have a lot of dead ones but i’m fond of them so they’ll stay there.

-> how long have you been on tumblr for?

since july of 2018! the three year mark of my time here on tumblr is coming up and i honestly didn’t expect time to go by so fast. sure i haven’t been here as much as other people, but i’ve enjoyed my time here! for the most part.

-> do you have a queue tag?

nope! not for my main! my ask blogs do, but not this one.

-> why did you start your blog in the first place?

honestly i just wanted to find a place that was fandom-centric so i could meet more people who had similar interests to me. it sounds so cheesy now that i think about it, but i really did just want some friends who had similar interests as me because a lot of the ones i had at the time didn’t.

-> how many followers do you have?

244 as of right now! but i know a good chunk of them are p-rn bots that i’ve reported and blocked over the years, so i’m not sure if that’s an accurate measure of my followers or not. i don’t know why so many people follow me anyways i just spam reblog things lol.

-> how many people do you follow?

336 currently, i kind of have this ‘if i like them, i’ll follow them’ mentality and hope i don’t come off as weird to the people i start following randomly.

-> have you ever made a shitpost?

oh yeah, probably. i’m not very well known for making original posts though, so they kinda just sit in the void that is my blog. i don’t mind, it just means that people won’t see the silly little clown words come directly from my brain.

-> how often do you use tumblr everyday?

probably more than i should. i’ve noticed myself spend a lot less time on it recently, but that’s probably because i’ve been busy. i don’t spend all of my time here though, and that’s good enough for me.

-> did you ever have a fight/argument with a blog before?

ehh, i wouldn’t call it a fight. a little spat here and there, maybe, but that hasn’t happened in some time and at this point i’d prefer not to get involved with people who aren’t worth the effort.

-> how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?

i don’t really like the idea of them because of how much guilt tripping they do. sure they’re about important topics, but there’s better ways to raise awareness than to guilt trip people into talking about it. they make me anxious if i’ll be honest, and that’s not great.

-> do you like ask/tag games?

oh i LOVE those, please if anyone wants to tag me in stuff or ask me questions please go for it!! i love talking to people here and interacting in general! i won’t judge you for wanting to ask me stuff or anything, honestly i feel like the weird one for being so enthusiastic about it lol.

-> which one of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

oh for sure i think it’s @/kiiingsnake and @/jamblute. i honestly have no idea why they’re my mutuals and i’m too afraid to tag them in anything (including this). ;-;

-> do you have a crush on a mutual?

eh, no. i love my mutuals, but as friends. also i’m on the aro spectrum so attraction who?? they’re all wonderful people though and i appreciate them.

and that’s it folks! thanks for letting me ramble (somewhat) unprompted. i shall tag @pecha-cake @blackcliff-typewriter @doriduckdoodles @agent--shade and anyone else who wants to do it!!