#also yes wilbur is just rlly short

[wilbur-holland-lotf]

"Hi, have we met before? There's too many people here for me to keep count of—God, are you sunburnt or something? Anyway, you should tell me about yourself or whatever everyone else's been doing recently. You know, your name and such. I'm Vance, by the way."

— 👑

(@ask-vance-phillip-lotf, i apologize on behalf of him 😓😓)

has anyone every called you is vance phillip your full name? do you have any fun nicknames???? that’s kind of long… i like it!

vance belongs to @ask-vance-phillip-lotf

[saintssolitude]

please read this because it contains important links for my page!! :-)

a quick run down on what I'll be doing on this blog !! I will be posting art but it does take me fucking ages to do art bc im a huge stoner so i get lazyyyy, i will most likely be posting a lot of shit posts and headcanons on my fave characters, self insert of my oc and castiel and AUs. I would love to do a lot of short fics but i never finish them unless i have a laptop which i do not anymore lol

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i make a lot of aus and i smoke a lot of weed so yes i do have a stoner au for a lot of my fandoms! If you do not like the mention or use of weed this blog is not for you, i also may post mh stuff like personality disorders, self harm, and suicide from time to time. I am not promoting anything i do stuff like vaping and smoking etc. Pls dont do anything bc u think its cool or bc every1 around u is and if u do any drugs like me then stay safe and stuff my dms are always open on my other socials if u ever need someone after a bad trip etc 🩷🩷 (I don't rlly do other stuff anymore, but I used to and I studied a lot before I started)

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I will be doing A LOT of supernatural and also occasionally twitch streamer / content creator stuff as it is my second biggest special interest. I will also be doing art etc of animes, games, books, films etc as i am a multifandomer

heres some fandoms i am in :

streamers

supernatural

ddlc

fnaf

dsaf

harry potter universe (mostly marauders era but also lightning era)

hannibal

vocaloid

sanrio

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i dont like dream, Wilbur soot or gnf. As with other problematic creators (jschlatt mostly bc ik a fair amount of people don't like him) i dont get into drama and discourse, im too broke to buy their merch and shit anyways i just watch their shit

heres the list of streamers i mostly like and watch, i will probably also draw other streamers like ranboo etc but i dont watch them as much

jschlatt

slimecicle

james marriott

jack manifold

tommyinnit

ted nivison

billzo

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[brick-a-doodle-do]

Brick!!! Hi!!!

Can jou believe we're almost in Feb?? Cuz i can't 😂

But anyways, tiny workers au!

I thougjt we go back to the beginning, the golf course part⛳

So!

Is it more like mini golf, with like spinning turbines, different pathways, an artistic look to it? I don't know how the really cool ones overseas look like😂 South Africa s is really boring😅

What to the tinies in general do as part of the golf course? Do they like manually operate certain parts, like bridges or something? Do they cheer the humans on?

Also also, is this the part of the park the main cast met? How did it go? Ohhh are there any human employees beside the boss?

Hope all is well!

GRACIIII HELLO HELLO!!

i know that is just baffling to me sssjjdsjf

ooooo touching the origins!!

hhhh i haven't given thoughts to the layout of the course yet butttt i can! my placeholder for visuals has been the golf courses around me but i don't see that fitting the park SO i will reimagine it,,, but yeah it's more mini-golf with all the cool decorations n shit. maybe like overgrown garden themed? don't rlly know

they can do both! my initial thought was for them to purely be just an additional part to the game, where they could be likee rented or just requested. then they're put in the course to follow alongside the human as they're playing and either (it's up to the tiny) help them by maybe knocking their ball in when the shot is too risky or posing as an obstacle! (the last minigolf game i played was like 2-3 weeks ago and at one of the holes, there was a wheel that you could spin and either get something helpful or non, and i got a thing where someone had to use their body to make an obstacle, so maybe i could use that idea? but generally it's up to the workers)

i also like that idea where they can manually operate things. maybe as an addition to the help-or-don't-help thing, tinies could have the choice of making the specific hole easier by maybe offering a ramp or bumpers or blocking off other obstacles, and depending on the mood of the tiny they'll use that power? oh oh oh and maybe something like those two player obbys where one person presses a button so the other can get across and vise versa 👀 so that way if the tiny really wanted to be a bitch they could just...not help

yes it is! (the main main cast at least) crimebois met there, and dnf met there (as did dteam)! and it's primarily because it's at the front of the park. wilbur we all know did not want to go so he stayed to the front of the park and decided to partake in a short round of minigolf to find that phil & techno had used that rent-a-tiny feature for the course. so now he's stuck with a kid. as for dnf, dream started at the front of the park because he wanted to make sure he got a look at mostly everything. mini-golf was the first thing to catch his eye! while waiting to be assisted, he noticed george in the corner eyeing him, to which dream also eyed him from time to time, and dream was very pleased that when he did say yes to a tiny he got george!

yes there are! i don't know how many i'll actually add, but karl works at the mini-golf place! (i really hope i didn't set him up anywhere else cause oof) i might add some ocs or randos aren't of the dsmp and normal mcyts :D

hope all is well for you too! thank you for the lovely ask as always <3<3

[teqrfulrobin]

why are you smiling? | wilbur x gn!reader

notes: nothing important to note rlly, just a rlly short little oneshot i wrote like 2 weeks ago. they/them pronouns used and some food talk. lowercase intended, warnings: slight fluff, i guess? wilbur was doing a ylyl stream in his room, except, there was a twist. he couldn't smile. at all. "BEANS! i know this one." wilbur said, shaking his head a little. he heard a soft knock on his bedroom door. "hold on- yeah?" wilbur leaned back in his chair, turning to the door. it opened a little bit, revealing his partner. they weren't in frame, but you could hear their voice. "i brought you the water you asked for." they said, walking inside of his room to hand him the water bottle, now some of their body in frame. "thanks. you didn't have to come inside-" "oh, hush. as long as my face isn't in frame, i couldn't care less. hello, wil's stream!" they waved towards the camera, the chat going too fast to even comprehend what the viewers were saying. "anyway, dinner will be ready in a bit. we're having mac n cheese today. or chinese. maybe both. your friend schlatt likes chinese, right? maybe i should ask him for advice instead of interrupting your stream." they continued rambling for a bit and wilbur couldn't help but smile the whole time they spoke. and the chat was pointing that out. user1: HE'S SMILING!!!! user2: BYEEE THEY'RE SO CUTE user3: COUPLE GOALSS 😫😫😫 user4: I DON'T KNOW WHO I WANT TO BE MORE user5: HE LOST "i think chinese would be the better option, though. i want chicken but also pasta. chinese is chicken and pasta! revolutionary, i tell you and- why are you smiling? you've been smiling at me the whole time i've been in your room and all i've been talking about is chinese food. are you alright?" they gently put their hand on will's shoulder. he laughs. "no, no, no, i'm fine, really. i just... can't help but smile whenever you ramble about dumb stuff. it's adorable." he says, looking up at them from his chair. "seriously, are you feeling alright?" they laugh. "you're ridiculous. thank you for the water. i, personally, don't care if you make mac n cheese or order chinese." wilbur says, turning back to his monitor. "alright. thank you for your useless input, mr soot. i'll leave you to your twitch streaming. goodbye, will's stream!" they patted wilbur's shoulder, waved gently, and left his room. wilbur leaned into his mic after the door closed, reading the chat for a moment. "shut up chat, my s/o isn't part of the challenge. yes, i have a partner. do not clip that. I'M NOT RED, CHAT!!!" wilbur yelled into the microphone, his partner hearing the last part outside of his room and smiling lightly.

[lacedspine]

alrighty @hydrangeasheart you asked and so i must deliver!!! except in the form of normal brainrot, headcanons for snow!techno (but this also works as normal techno) because i apparently have those!!

- if he’s not paying attention, when he’s sitting down for long periods of time (like reading) he tucks one foot under himself which leads into the next one!

- i know that hand pain is already canon so why not add foot pain? yes this sounds stupid and is mostly me projecting because my feet are fucked up bc of how gay i sit but like. literally i limp for hours after i wake up and i could just see him dealin with the same thing yknow?

- he seems like the kinda person who like. tucks an arm under the pillow to support his head + hugs something at the same time when he sleeps

- leg bouncing because yes

- his fingernails are just. constantly bitten down

- gold? gold. and yes, i know you made this canon but i felt the need to say that i think he has like a badly melded gold necklace phil made for him in his teenage years that he still wears

- how shaky his hands are getting is a sure fire way to tell how long he’s gone without sleep or rest

- the texture of Phil’s wings is very calming for him and a nice alternative to hugs/more physical things on the days when he’s not feeling that kind of stuff

- this is weirdly hyperspecific but like. the touch thing. like too much touch would make him uncomfortable, and he’s just not super into it, right? but like i could also see him like rlly craving that kind of affection and just feeling weird about it and annoyed that in theory it sounds nice but the negatives usually outweighing the positives for him

- he cannot do tight hairstyles because his eyes will just start. immediately watering.

- he consumes books at an alarming rate and then gets annoyed bc he has nothing left to read. greek myths used to be one of his favorite things to read but now they leave a sour taste in the back of his throat

- he’s cautious to the point of bordering on paranoia abt most things but a bit narrow-minded which is. a bad combination

- after the whole cursed-with-bloodlust-by-my-best-friend fiasco, as soon as he stopped being skittish enough, he stuck very close to phil (which reminded phil a bit of their first few months together) (and made phil leaving way worse)

- he and wilbur are both fairly short-tempered so arguments galore :)

- he’s insecure about being the only non-avian in the family but feels kind of embarrassed about it so he doesn’t ever say that he’s insecure

- please just give this man some therapy bc between the anxiety and the trust issues and the trauma he is a mess

[enderspawn]

🎼 (I can’t find the correct emoji lol) exile arc tommy?

Oh boy! (opens up breakdown playlist) /hj

Montreal – Penelope Scott

Sleep with a Baseball Bat – Cosmic Johnny

Brother – Gerard Way

breakdown under cut, tw for suicidal ideation on the first song esp

1.       Montreal – heehee hoohoo suicidal/depression thoughts baby!!

I mean in short this is tommy saying he wont Survive exile. The intro of the song lists when the singer would be home from college/school and that “another 90 day summers gonna take [their] fucking life” which is rlly just. Tommy not gonna live THAT long in exile.

“And I would rather die And let me make it clear It's nobody's fault But I think we all know That I won't make it to Montreal”

So the thing here is that its “nobody’s fault” bc on one hand it is that he doesn’t blame tubbo but worse he doesn’t blame DREAM. Its just meant to happen, its not bc of anybody, yknow?

“And I would rather die I'll jump before I'll fall And I'm having lots of fun But I won't make it Montreal”

Mans tried to jump to his death before he “fell” whether bc of dream or an accident, hes makin the active CHOICE to end it rather than just waiting. Even w the fun he’s having w dream, he’s miserable and he knows he wont make it to see lmanberg again

“You like to talk about the future As if it's real And when you tell me that you love me I can almost feel it”

Dream keeps promising him stuff for the future. Maybe he can visit to see the tree, maybe he can get another visit, maybe he wont be alone. But tommy doesn’t care, its all fake to him (which like, it is so good for him but fjkdlsjf)

“It's not that it's a bad plan No, the plan fucking slapped I was so excited you don't know how bad I wanted all of it The coffee shop, the weather, the apartment But I don't want anything anymore I don't know, I guess I just got bored”

Okay so. Tommy kept trying to get shit together to leave, right? He wanted to go back so bad and have this domestic life w his friends but in the end he just got so downtrodden that after his shit got blown up he was so ready to just GIVE UP.

“And I don't wanna die I don't wanna get left behind But it's better half than none I hope to god you have some fun”

He doesn’t want to be in this situation, he still CARES abt the lmanberg crew but in the end hes been told that they’re happy WIHTOUT him. He’s not angry at them, not anymore, he just wants them to be happy bc he isn’t.

2.       Sleep with a Baseball Bat – tommy and dream relationship baby!!

“And every time you wake up Thinking this could be the day Well something, something just”

Every day in exile he had no real plans. He just had to exist out there alone and hope someone else came. This IS the day he can do��. Something. He doesn’t know. He doesn’t have a goal.

“And when your love is an anxiety attack Don’t settle for that, don’t settle for that And when you wake and find the claw marks in your back Sleep with a baseball bat, sleep with a baseball bat”

Hes been manipulated into thinkin dream is his friend, that dream “loves” him but it makes him miserable! Hes paranoid and stressed and falling apart!! Boy!!! Fjdsklfj

“Siena says you’re getting used But something’s broken in your head And you can’t run away when you need to”

The other ppl who visited him, like ranboo, KNEW something was happening and that he was in a bad place but tommy had been manipulated by dream so much that he couldn’t process it. No, dream couldn’t be bad, dream was his friend, right? He couldn’t leave exile, dream would be upset. Its all what DREAM wants, not tommy.

“Hey, space cadet Are you still floating round the rock That you spent so much of your life trying to get away from? And does it at least look different from up there?”

OKAY SO ONE. SPACE CADET? THAT’S CLARA BABY!! TWO: he spent ALL his time on this server fucking fighting dream, trying to “get away from” him. But now hes stuck “floating around” with him as his “friend”. The last line feels sarcastic and bitter but like. FUCK it hits, yknow??

“It might take a couple tries till you believe it But love is real, you’ll figure it out, you’ll live to see it But you still have to take a couple of falls And you can’t make an omelet without breaking your balls So batter up Is your bed made? Is your helmet on?”

HAPPY ENDING POG!! HE STARTS HEALING!!!! HE STARTS REALIZING DREAM WASN’T HIS FRIEND!!! He still “falls” and relapses into wanting dream w him but hes so much better!!! Also,,,,, “is your helmet on” w the turtle shell helmet (eyes emoji)

3.       Brother – IF TECHNO AND TOMMY NOT BROTHERS WHY THIS SON—(gunshot rings out)

Okay so on a serious note this song is abt addiction and while I don’t want to take away from that Serious Topic, it Does relate but w tommy dealing w his ptsd of dream

“And brother, if you have the chance to pick me up And can I sleep on your couch To the pound of the ache and pain? Oh, in my head 'Cause I'm awake all night long To the drums of the city rain”

Hhrhnrng staying at technos place to hide from dream and get better a lil JFKDLSJK. Also “the drums of the city rain” is referenced a LOT in this song but like. It keeps him up so,,,,,, dream JFKDLSJF. Mans barely ever slept in exile so it WORKS okay jfkdlsjf

“The lights we chase The nights we steal The things that we take to make us feel this (To the drums of the city rain)”

This is him and techno livin together!! Like in the first chorus you could see lights we chase being tommy finding techno’s place, then later it’s the lights of lmanberg as they sneak in. the nights they steal is both just time spent together and also straight up the times they stole shit JFKDSLJ. “the things that we take to make us feel” is the gapples tommy always eats so that he can feel safe (also, bc in the og song this is PROBABLY abt drugs and potions are drugs in universe so. Arguably getting a potion effect from the apple means it is Also Drugs? Fjdkslfj)

“I can't go back I don't think I will I won't sleep tonight as long as I still Hear the drums of the city rain”

Go back to logstedshire or lmanberg you ask?? The answer is yes. Both. He feels like he doesn’t belong in lmanberg and logstedshire is too traumatizing for him to return at this point. As long as he “hears the drums of the city rain”, or is thinking of dream, he Cant Sleep:tm:

“Does anyone have the guts to shut me up? 'Cause I believe that every night There's a chance we can walk away So hold on tight Because I won't wait too long In the drums of the beating rain”

Okay so hear me out but. This is just tommy and dream. “I believe that every night theres a chance we can walk away” is tommy hoping desperately for dream to let him go home, to walk away from logstedshire. He never will be permitted, not really, but theres a chance that tommy clings to. He wont “wait too long” while out in exile and stuck w dream bc hes desperate and miserable (also fun fact these analysis is basically me just pmv’ing shit in my head and rambling vaguely abt it but like. Listen,,,, flashback verse jfkdsljf) ALSO. The line “does anyone have the guts to shut me up” in relation to exile!tommy is just VERY important to me. Mans was so quiet and afraid to speak up when in exile.

“'Cause the nights don't last And we leave alone Will you drive me back? Can you take me home? (To the drums of the city rain)”

Following up that last paragraph, this is still in flashback. The days end and dream leaves again, making tommy alone. He asks if he can go back, if he can see home and lmanberg and everyone. But echoing the “to the drums of the city rain” after home CAN imply that “home” has become logstedshire WITH DREAM even tho it keeps him up and aaAAAAAHHHH

I swear this ends up okay and techno + tommy focused fjkdsljf

“Faces I don't know I am tired in the glow”

He feels isolated from everyone during his exile and lashes out at those who visit, to the point he feels like they’re all more or less strangers and “faces he doesn’t know”. Being tired in the glow is, imo, him over the lava.

“Of the freezing club Keep me breathing Don't make the lights come back Can you take me home? We all need this When we leave alone”

Hhhngg okay so tommy breakdown time! Hes in techno’s house (the freezing club) and is just pleading for techno to help. Don’t let “the lights come back” (lava again maybe? He doesn’t want to be Like This?) and just wants to feel like hes at home because hes just left exile and hes Messed Up Over It

“Remember when you and I would make things up? So many nights, just take me down To the place we can hear them play I miss that sound 'Cause now we don't sing so loud To the drums of the city rain”

OKAY SO THEY MAY NOT BE CANON FAMILY BUT WILBUR REMEMBERS SPARRING W TECHNO AS A KID AND PHIL IS HIS CLOSE FRIEND SO THEY STILL KNEW EACH OTHER AS KIDS SO SHUSH FJSDKL. Tommy just wants things to go back to how they were, before everything. When things were easy and they were kids just having fun. He misses it. Before exile, before lmanberg, before dream. But it doesn’t matter, because they’re stuck in this now. With his brother dead and his closest friend being the man who killed his best friend and helped blow up his country. Again, the drums of the city rain is dream. Because of his influence, its all different.

Hhhngngngn this is too long so I wont go into the last outro bc you can interpret it a LOT of ways, esp depending on how you want to Pace this song w the exile arc. But like. The analysis is THERE if you really wanna push it/animatic it babeyyy

[enderspawn]

♫ techno?

YES

Anti-Hero – Sekai No Owari

Glory and Gore – Lorde

more details down below the read more

okay listen I know a lot of techno cosplayers use the chorus of anti-hero but IT’S THE VERSES THAT MAKE IT A TECHNO SONG!!! So im gonna focus mainly on that

“You know I don't give a damn about what's "right" Or pleasing everyone around me Cause I know this world that brought us life Wasn't made to keep everyone happy”

Techno doesn’t care about what other ppl see as right, he cares about what he does as right. He KNOWS he’s not a hero, he’s fine being the villain bc in his eyes he’s doing the right thing in the end. Not everyone’s gonna be happy w what he does but fuck them, bc theres no ending where EVERYONE is happy.

“The rules and laws that countries come up with In front of me, they're all shit Cause there are people that I've gotta protect And if you get in my way, you're dead”

Okay ppl literally made up rules, laws, AND a country all in front of him and he think’s its shit like. Yep that’s the line! Also…. He would absolutely kill anyone and everyone for those he cares abt and protects. “for you the world, phil” and all that. Part of why I think he went thru w obliterating l’manberg was, as well as being a government and unfairly trying to execute him, they punished phil for his involvement w techno. Fuck that.

“You see I'm tired of trying to justify Every decision that I make If it's to save the people that I stand by You better believe what I say”

He genuinely believes government corrupts. By destroying it, he thinks that he is helping in the end but its hard to JUSTIFY, esp to the ppl he’s killing. He’s doing what he thinks he has to in order to save those he loves (which isn’t limited to phil tbh. Even when allied w tommy he wanted to destroy lmanberg to save HIM too.)

“ "Stay in the lines, don't make a scene" Heroes try to tell us what's right But when push comes to shove, you'll know what I mean I'm ready to start a fight”

He WILL break the law and you CAN NOT stop him fjdklsjfkl

“I'm gonna be the anti-hero Feared and hated by everybody I'm gonna be the anti-hero So I can save you when the time comes”

Again I said it before but it fits, he doesn’t think himself a hero sure but HE DOES WHAT HE DOES BC HE THINKS ITS RIGHT. HE ISNT AN ANARCHIST BC OF SPITE (even if his destruction might be lol) HE IS BC HE BELIEVES IT’S THE BEST POSSIBILITY.

“Righteousness is a thing that I hate Cause it doesn't do any good for anyone And everyone thinks everything is OK If they just obey”

In short: ur not any better for following the government’s laws bc it wont magically fix things! You’re not better for obeying! Anarchy baby!!

“I don't want to think about what they see When they look up and see evil me You see, love isn't what I need As long as I can set you free”

Okay not to be in mourning of the tommy techno dynamic but. He doesn’t care if everyone he loves hates him as long as they’re safe and free from tyranny. He doesn’t CARE (at least he says) if tommy hates him if its for his own good. Techno is very much a ends justify the means kind of guy, why not apply it to his own relationships w others.

WOO NEXT SONG

Glory and Gore could fit w a lot of characters (particularly I see it as a dream and techno song) bc its about fighting finding fame from it

“But in all chaos, there is calculation”

My man thrives in chaos and rebellion, but he puts weeks of effort into it!! He carefully calculates his battles in order to cause his chaos!!

“You've been drinking like the world was gonna end (It didn't) Took a shiner from the fist of your best friend (Go figure)”

Okay so this isn’t rlly abt him, and more general pogtopia (Wilbur w the first line, the world ending being destroying lmanberg) but the second line is abt tommy and techno’s fight in the pit prove me wrong JFKDLJF

“Glory and gore go hand in hand That's why we're making headlines You could try and take us But victory's contagious”

Techno was brought into the pogtopia conflict BECAUSE he’s famous for being a great warrior. He literally makes headlines with his gore. Also, has he ever LOST a single battle/war he’s been in? even when taken prisoner and EXECUTED he managed to escape victorious and alive. His victory IS damn contagious, technoblade never dies baby, we win theseeee

“Delicate in every way but one (The swordplay) God knows we like archaic kinds of fun (The old ways) Chance is the only game I play with, baby We let our battles choose us”

Techno is brutal in his combat and swordplay and, if we consider stuff like mcm and mcc canon, often does so for fun. Despite that tho he still doesn’t really START wars. He was recruited into pogtopia. He went into retirement after new lmanberg was made and only came out after HE was attacked. His battles CHOOSE HIM.

“Tired little laughs, gold-lie promises We'll always win at this, I don't ever think about death It's all right if you do, it's fine”

Hrhrhrnngng tommy techno time. They both made promises to each other to help the other and both ended up going back on their word. Also, you can interpret “I don’t ever think about death, it’s alright if you do” to be about how tommy’s at one life while techno’s at 3, OR abt tommy’s suicidal ideation during exile and aaaaaaAHHHHH

“We gladiate, but I guess we're really fighting ourselves Roughin' up our minds so we're ready when the killtime comes Wide awake in bed, words in my brain "Secretly you love this, do you even wanna go free?" Let me in the ring, I'll show you what that big word means”

HHHOUGH BABY THIS IS THE MONEY LINE!! Techno ENJOYS fighting in the end, and with the voices of chat they demand blood from him. He says he wants to change, to retire and be peaceful, but in the end “secrety you love this, do you even wanna go free?”!!!! hes in conflict with HIMSELF over his war activities and fighting urges. War sucks in the end and you lose people, but its what he’s built his identity over. He IS the blood god, the blade. What is he ALLOWED to be beyond violence? IDK IM JUST HAVING TECHNO THOUGHTS NOW BUT LIKE!!! YO!!! Even you could read into it that when he thinks that his first impact is to “let him in the ring”, violence is the only universal language for him to the point he doesn’t KNOW anything else.

ANYWAY THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK I LOVE TECHNOBLADE jfdksjfl