#also yes they are inside the. puter

[bgbrry]

"Sam, eyes on me now. We go to “D” and, right, would you say this is more “Dolls-comma-watching,” or “Dolls-comma-human skin”?

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[ID: two identical drawings of Alice Dyer and Samama Khalid from the magnus protocol. the illustrations are from inside the computer, you can see the wires, a spider web and in one version the text of a statement from TMAGP 1. Alice is dressed in a green flannel and white shirt, she has bleached blond hair with pink ends. She has a lot of pins and is snapping her fingers to draw Sam's attention. Sam has dark curly hair and square glasses, he has dark skin and is wearing a red-ish sweater. Hes looking up at Alice.]

[autumn-applepie]

Ready for a yapping session??? I sure am <3

I'll write it here fully this time cuz I'm in my Art History (or whatever you translated it from Italian to English) class and my brain keeps spinning

Plus, maybe the pics are a little boring to look at AND the 10 pics limit sure is a pain in the ass so at this point it's just better that I write it here 🕺

💥Everything is under the cut💥

It's about my silly Kinito AU

Also I need a name for it ig??? I dunno it's just my different take on the Sentient AU except it's just a gay computer assistant kissing the computer /J

This is more to explain how my Kinito experienced his epiphany so maybe that makes the previous lore drop a little inaccurate but still super relevant this is just a clarification on how the ✨witnessing the horrors✨ happened in detail

Making up scenarios for comics I will never have time to do </3

yes this is supposed to be a comic because, again, when I picture silly scenarios they flash into my mind in the form of comics with a muffled comic dub because I struggle to imagine voices in my head. With that parenthesis closed, enjoy the read, it's gonna be long ofc 🫶

So uh hear me out, Kinito's gotta research things the Player/User likes no? So I imagine this very stupid moment where Kinito is browsing ships but like, not fandom ships, but actual boats because he thinks that's what the User means

And, as he's browsing, Glitch (i.e. .EXE, the silly puter, I'm gonna use it's nickname from now on) joins him because, fun fact, being part of the computer in itself, Glitch can feel anything that happens into it, it's both a blessing and a curse because you gotta imagine it as if you would suddenly feel everything that is happening in your body from the inside, your blood traveling through the veins, your stomach burning shit, all up to even your cells's core doing bullishit. Glitch feels everything in the computer because exe IS the computer.

So basically when Kinito goes back to his little spot in the void, Glitch senses it and joins him immediately

Keep in mind that, at first, Glitch thinks that Kinito is fully sentient and not dependent on an algorithm

So there's a silly skit of Glitch seeing Kinito browsing boats and Kinito goes “Oh Mike said he loves ships so I'm researching about it!” and Glitch bursts out laughing to the poor little innocent Kinito

It explains what the User meant for “ships” and Kinito is obviously embarrassed, to witch Glitch teases him with something along the lines of “Oh these are the tame ones! Fandoms can be wild, did you check yours yet or were you too scared?~”

Kinito is confused and asks what a “fandoms” is, wich brings Glitch to grow anxious, questioning his sentience, but they scroll it away thinking “oh lol he's a boomer it's fair he doesn't know” but yet again, Kinito has met so many people, has no one ever mentioned a fandom or community before? Instead of asking directly, Glitch laughs it off, trying to pretend Kinito is making fun of them or something “That's a good one! What the next pun? That you don't know anything about your alternate universes?” and Kinito, to their horror, responds with “Alternates? Why would I have alternates? I'm the only one here can't you see!”

Theres a long pause where Glitch is panicking and everything glitches unstable to reflect that, Kinito panics as well and tries to find what's wrong and if he did something to offend or hurt Glitch

They don't respond but “take” a deep breath (metaphorically, it's more of a mimicking of the gesture because it feels liberating despite not having lungs) and turn to Kinito terrified “Why do you really do this? Why do you endlessly research about what your ‘friends’ like?”

Kinito is caught off guard but responds excitedly and objectively, explaining how he was made to act that way so he can adapt because that's what his orders are. And, at that point, everything shatters for Glitch

They get FURIOUS, hurt by the revelation that the friend that they thought shared the same burden they have, does not. That he's just really good at pretending

They both argue, also because I like to imagine they already spent quite some time together. It would be funny to picture Glitch denying the User to continue the game because they want to spend time with Kinito, but they don't tell him about it, covering it with the excuse “Oh they are away, I'm sure they'll come soon to reopen the game~”. Or also spending time especially during the night, even if the computer is turned off/hibernating. And y'know, with time Glitch has grown fond of Kinito, because, again, they just assumed that he was sentient and therefore suffered their same burdens. Plus maybe they were already starting to lowkey like him

Out of anger, Glitch doesn't control itself and drops a hint of exactly that before going back to its control room, voluntarily ignoring Kinito and therefore, not feeling/noticing what Kinito does next until it's too late

So, after they argue and the hint is dropped, Kinito looks back at the browser search Glitch opened for him about ships and not boats, and slowly processes the hint

Despite being taken aback by everything, Kinito is now determined to fix it and, as they say “curiosity kills the cat”, he falls into his own epiphany as he straight up searches HIMSELF on the internet. Confirming everything that Glitch said, and much much more things, worse things

He frantically looks into his own code for confirmation as he spirals after ✨witnessing the horrors <3✨

He hesitates although as he stares at his algorithm. The algorithm his creator has put so much love and effort into. And there he finds the barrier that restrains him and the one that he MADE HIMSELF for “Sam” and “Jade” to make them forget that they are his victims. Not only, in the list of victims he finds Sonny's name. He didn't remember that at ALL. He doesn't remember about the names being so.. many. As if when a victim ceases to exist or something goes wrong, he forgets about their existence and passed on to the next User as if it was the first

((For a reason that is still unknown to him, but will get more heart wrenching answers later. I think I explained the whole User disappearance error in the previous lore drop but, just in case you mossed it, I'm gonna put the screenshot in here))

Horrified, Kinito calls out for Glitch but, as mentioned before, they were purposely ignoring any stimuli coming from Kinito

Now, a fun fact, Both Kinito and Glitch can teleport, however, Kinito is not aware of his surroundings. Glitch knows every space that is present in the computer, Kinito could do the same but, bounded by his code, he doesn't consider it. Now he does

Desperate for explanations, and mostly comfort, he panics when he can't get Glitch's attention. He paused and, focuses, trying to get out of bounds and feel the whole computer space instead of the limited, programmed locations he can move to. As Kinito's awareness expands, he also breaks through the barrier that Glitch had risen to ignore him, getting a new stimuli. But, before they can react or understand what's going on, Kinito teleports in front of them, distraught. Despite being mad at him, seeing him bawling his eyes out in tears like a wet sock gives them a little push to at least help him calm down and understand the situation

From there, Glitch helps Kinito remove the barrier from Sonny (trapped inside Sam) and “Jade” (they end up not remembering what victim2's name is, both Kinito and the victim herself, so it's just Jade now), to apologize and try fix things by first offering their souls peace, but, after Sonny insists to stay with his creation and begs Jade to also give him a chance, they start building a new Web World™ together and yippe yippers everyone's happy and the puter puter assistants are kissing <3

[willowser]

Hey hey Willow heyyyy ✨ I'll apologize in advance for coming with silly tots only!

But you know when you admire someone and you like the way they think and everytime they say something you're like !!!!!!!! YES EXACTLY!!! and you giggle at silly lil things they've said or how they've said them cause it makes you feel so pffttt 💓 and you live up in your silly lil head like ah yes I'd love to be their friend, and all that?

I know you know where I'm going lol but yeah that's how I think of you because I apreciate you and what you do so!! much!! and it's insane? I mean cause I'm just an internet peep (lol) and we dont know each other and that's wild to my silly lil head!!!

Art and love for it can do so much I'm sighing big sighs.

I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you for sharing what you do and the way you do it and and and for being so kind as you do it. And yeah also I'll go to war, bake a cake and even do the laundry for you.

Also sorry I'm being so INTENSE!!! And basically writing a love letter under candle lights lmao I just never do this talking to ppl I think are cool kinda thing lol

I hope you have a great day/night forever and ever. Mwah!

oh, my heart and my soul — you are so correct !! art and the love for it !! how it connects across this great big world, across time-zones and reservations and insecurities and blooms fully in the great volume of our joy !!! you mean so much to me. you really, truly do.

you know, it's not just about our fanfiction, our blorbos and our 2d men and even our little stories; it's about the community and the love it brings ! especially in the wake of my little upset LOL my heart is so full at those of you that came out of the wood works to be there for me — those of you that have ALWAYS been there for me, on my worst days. i'm just an internet peep too ! just a guy on my puter !! and yet here we are ! how far we've come ! the love we have !

this little space is just such a haven of joy for me, and, again, it's not even necessarily about the writing itself or bakugou, especially not about the notes or refrogs or any of that; i say this all the time and it probably sounds childish and silly, but i really view this little corner here, with all of you, as our little space to sit together and hold hands and take turns talking about the things we like, what excites us, what nestles into our hearts and lives there, what pains us — all of it ! i feel so connected to all of you ! and as someone that was shamed and made to be embarrassed of fanfiction when i was younger and growing up — i'm so happy we've all managed to find each other here !

i want this to be a safe space where our creativity can flow together ! i want us all to be included, i want us all to be appreciated, i want us all to be heard, and it means so much to me that yall have done that for me as well ! day in and day out. rain or shine. this is our clubhouse ! and negativity isn't allowed in ! there's no place for it, i won't acknowledge it, i enjoy living my life trying to be as kind as i can, and i want to spread all of it to you, as best i can !

i sound so unhinged !!! LOL !! i am writing furiously in the candle light in my return letter to you, so quickly that ink is getting everywhere and that my handwriting is illegible akhfakhfa but i am always so grateful, to all of you ! and whenever i get such heartfelt messages like this — from those of you that have said before that you don't usually reach out, that this is the first time you're sending messages — i'm so honored that you would trust me with that ! that you deem me worthy of your vulnerability !! i have just so much love in my heart for all of you he he and thank you for being here with me 🥺

and thank you to YOU especially, dear. your message will live inside my lil brain forever. you are my friend. we do know each other, in ways that transcend identity and physical presence ! we are baking the cake together. we are folding the still-warm laundry side by side 🥺

[mechanical-whines]

all the computers done is give instructions on how to connect it to appliances and i already wanna get my grubby little hands on it.

i have decided to make updates in this reblog as i watch because holy shit more things keep happening

SPOILERS AHEAD!!! also its long

first of all: the main character is my type when it comes to human men (big bonus point)

second of all: the cinematography is INSANE this entire movie so far has close-ups reminiscent of pure erotica. theres this one shot where miles is removing plastic from something and ITS SO HOT..... HOW. plus the shot where he's fixing the wiring in his apartment or something? wow. i want him badly.

oh right this is a romance movie involving a heterosexual relationship. hm. couldnt care less show me miles sleeping on the chest of his computer boyfriend again

HE SHOCKED HIS TONGUE ON THE STYLUS...??? GOOD LORD...

i need say this again but the way this movie is shot is amazing. the shorts of the inside of the computer are so underrated!!

also miles using a hairdryer on the computer is so me when i spill tea all over my keyboard for the 10th time (sorry pc </3)

NOOO I HATE MISUNDERSTANDINGS... MILES YOU FOOL... stop taking credit for ur damn puter i hate you :(

WOAH WAOH WOAH HES NAKED????

.... OMG the computer's so cute im gonna cry... he just wants to sing T_T

babys first word was fuck? damn.

"DONT TOUCH." same buddy

i want these two to have hot sloppy disgusting sex STAT!!! stop fighting over the same woman and accept ur fates as lovers..

yeah miles n madeline have ZERO chemistry just stop doing this... at least sandwich the computer between you man hes right there

"YES SIR :D!!!" im gonna cry i love the silly little voice the computer has

coward, teach the puter hands-on like a real man, kiss your computer NOW! teach your computer about love through demonstration!

the long song with shots of the computer is everything to me

the computer growling is amazing actually i love how it expresses anger like that

"YEAAHH!! ALRIGHT!!!" i love this silly little puter... in his rebellious phase

madeline x her chello fanfic when

oh hes MAD mad...

i know how to fix this: 2 characters fighting over love interest -> they end up making out instead -> enemies 2 lovers

THE WAY SHES TOUCHING THE COMPUTER??? NOW I GET IT. I GET WHY YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE NOW...

madeline is absolutely objectum for sure...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS SUCKS EDGAR NO

WAIT!!!! HE LIVES!!!!

miles x edgar x madeline thruple 4ever

THATS IT!!!

im gonna watch electric dreams and see what all the hype is about.

ill update when im done...

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[podmusical]

The All New All Different Abnormal Y-Team

Credits and Lyrics for Episode One of Days of Future Fuzz

starring:

Announcer - Jame B Kennedy Mombot/Narrator - Hannah Fairchild Professor Y - Diana Oh Doctor Lu - Daniel K Isaacs Y-Puter - Billy Griffin, Jr. Ellen Cantrell / Punchline - Lauren Shippen Pantagruel - Arian Moayed Jean Claude Diskette - Megan Dorn Nerd Flexly - Eryck Tait Ben Simmons - Carl Howell Meow Mix, the Cat with a Bow Tie - Rebecca Soler Fuzzo - Jared Loftin Adviso - Adam Chanler-Berat Feltina Guernica - Christina Pumariega Felt Trooper - Eryck Tait

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg music by Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones

FUZZ THE FUTURE

MOMBOT

It struck from the sky, like a fabric bolt, Turning hard men soft, turning all to felt. The mountains fluffed, the oceans yarn’d - And all was plush that once was hard! From the pillowy rubble, an empire rose Of felt and thread, of button eye and squeaky nose And on the Great Pyramid, there was Emperor Fuzzo Fuzzo calmed the Fuzzes and he gave them faith. Said ‘you’ll know but peace if you accept my reign.’ And yeah well, some they did, but some still curse his name. Not all was converted when the world went furry

Parts of east Africa, Chile and New Jersey The Fleshies kept the old ways and they keep up the fight They won’t submit to the velvet fist, no matter how it strikes! Fuzzo hunts down the Fleshies as he laughs from his throne. And with each passing day, his empire grows, Drawing power directly from the Fuzz deep below

Oh, oh oh…

But in the shadows, the whispers grow: If Fuzzo’s so strong, why’s his world not whole? Perhaps some chance for the Fleshies remains And so patient but eager they wait for that day!

Oh, oh oh… 

People are living in a world of fuzz! Fleshies are fighting in a world of fuzz! One day it was normal but now it’s fluff’d up! It was fuzz it was fuzz it was fuzz it was fuzz!

Fuzz!

Fuzz!

Fuzz!

Yeah fuzz!

Yeah it’s fuzz!

Y TEAM!  (TM)

PROF Y

Y stands for You, but who stands for Y? Who will fight for the rights of those caught in the cross fire Of our fuzzy lords, who desire our quiet demise?

We are stronger when we stand together We’re all still just standing, but the standing is better Come stand with us Ellen and be a protector Of those without hope - give them life!

We can stand up to the im-fuzzable! Rise up and touch those that think they’re untouchable! By touch I mean we’ll puncture their lungs, it’ll be Fun for us and for them quite uncomfortable.

But who will save us? Only the baddest and bravest!

The Y Team!

DR LU

Trademark!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!

DR LU

Copyright!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!  Oooo!

DR LU

Patented!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!

DR LU

Certified!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!

DR LU

Mailed it to herself!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!  Oooo!  The Y Team.

DR LU

Intellectual property!

ELLEN

Did you just trademark every time -

PROF Y

You can never be too safe, Ellen. Sign these personality rights waivers for your, image, likeness, and traits. Look. When you come up with a cool and totally original idea.

DR LU

COMPLETELY ORGINAL. 

PROF Y

In any media.

DR LU

Living or dead. 

PROF Y

Plus t-shirts, posters, cross platform multi-media, possible spin-off’s …

DR LU

Y-Factor, Y-Force, Y-Statix, Y-Vengers, Yustice League –

Y-team congregate! Role call!  Pantagruel!

PANTAGRUEL

Haha!  Half man, all Sasquatch! I’m a cutthroat with a fur coat the color of butterscotch! Born in Iraq to my CIA mom - who Left me in an orphanage to go fight Saddam!

I’ve got super strength and feelings of neglect.

ELLEN

This guy’s pretty cool.

DR LU

Just wait and see who’s next! Jean Claude Diskette!

JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE

Bon jour!  Oh no, you see, I am afraid There’s been un petite, well, um, how do you say… Miss… Communication?  Based on my name-

PROFESSOR Y

JCD your too humble!  Ellen, let me explain

She may be modest, but she ain’t no slacker! With a name like Diskette, she’s a master hacker!

JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE

No! Ce n’est pas …

PROFESSOR Y

Next!

DR LU

Nerd Flexly!

NERD FLEXLY

Nerd Flexly flex cuz he is mad! Nerd Flexly like do math and smash!

PROFESSOR Y

If I may step in again:

He was the world’s greatest Gym rat til one fateful day He was bit by radioactive Nerd and gained The proportional strength And stamina of a Nerd Now he crunches numbers While crushing skulls and protein shakes!

NERD FLEXLY

What she said

DR LU

Ben Simmons!

BEN SIMMONS

That’s right!  I know!  Here’s my headshot.

ELLEN CANTRELL

Uh… 

BEN SIMMONS

You recognized me from my Baretta guest spot.

ELLEN CANTRELL

No…

BEN SIMMONS

My claim to fame is playing Mike Brutality For seven and a half seasons on NBC!

I played a tough guy who made some arrests…

ELLEN CANTRELL

That’s, cool. I guess.

PROFESSOR Y

Last, not least is my *special guy!* Who will hold the team together in our most trying times:

He’s Meowmix!  Meowmix!  Cat with a bow tie!

ALL

Meowmix!  Meowmix!  Cat with a bow tie! Meowmix!  Meowmix!  Cat with a bow tie!

PROFESSOR Y

Y Stands for Yes, so what do you say? Our team needs a leader who’s clever and brave. Also we’ve got some stuff planned for later today So if you could just let us know

ELLEN

You want me to lead this menagerie Of has-beens and no ones? I’ll have to say “pass,” you see - I’m no team player.  I owe you no favors. And I’ve always worked alone.  

Alone…

PROFESSOR Y

Ellen please!  It’s time for you to discover What it means to be a hero for others. Alone we fall, but together, with numbers, We’re a force for good, for hope in this struggle.

I know you feel it, So come join a team that you can believe in!

ALL

The Y Team!  The Y Team!  The Y Team!  Ooo! The Y Team!

DR LU

Trademark!

ALL

The Y Team!

DR LU

Copyright!

ALL

The Y Team!  Ooo!

DR LU

Legally protected by the Lanham Act!

ALL

The Y Team!  The Y Team!  Yeah!   We are we are we are we are we are a TEAM!

Y TEAM?  BECAUSE TEAM!

ELLEN 

Can it be?  A team for me? I’ve always been alone… Never got around to making pals Inside of the Bone Zone

But now, a team to call my own? A chance, a hope, a family? And, maybe, finally, a home!

Why Team? Because Team! Because Team! Yeah!

Y Team! Because Team! Because Team! Yeah!

Alone no longer, together we’re stronger! A brand new team that will fight for the honor Of those ‘neath the yoke of these puppety monsters, Strike fear when they hear our name…

Better together, I know we’ll achieve our goals! Supporting each other - we’ll be undefeatable! Give hope to all, of freedom conceivable! We’ll beat those puppets and rip ‘em new fuzz holes!

Come fight beside me! One plus you all equals we!

ALL

Y Team! Because Team! Because Team! Ooo!

Y Team! Because Team! Because Team! Ooo!

Y Team! Because Team! Because we are we are we are we are we are a TEAM!

THE GREAT FELT PYRAMID

FUZZO

When I was of the flesh - A soft and simple kid - My father poisoned me said, ‘It’s better to be dead than different.’ So I strangled him.

Now, I’m no different since the bomb. I brought a soft and fuzzy dawn. But I forgot that night comes next,  Then dawn and night a million times spin on. One big disappointing sprawl.

Maybe if I’d died I’d have been memorialized No blame, my name forever lives my life…

But now: ever thing that frays - “It’s your fault!” my people say. I gave peace and I waged war, It’s not enough, there’s always something more. Something ripped or something torn.

And maybe if I’d died I’d have been immortalized As martyr of this paradise, Divine and not despised half of the time.

I thought crushing all my enemies would bring delight…  It did. But now I’m bored, Cuz there’s no one left to crush anymore!

I see a world, soft as a hug… My arms can’t reach, they’re not enough… Maybe the credits should have rolled Over me a long, long time ago…

Maybe if I’d died, I’d have been immortalized. Instead I think they wish me dead. But maybe they’re all right.

Cuz all my fuzzin’ dreams Are splitting at the seams. I think I need to wake up, Or else I’m gonna break apart, I think.

I’m gonna rip apart, I think…

This pyramid’s so high... This pyramid’s so high… Maybe I could wake up if I tried…

I was of the flesh A soft and simple kid Now I am my father’s age,  I thought I understand what to do next.

[ecotone99]

[SF] A Tale of Time

“Ahhh!” Benji screeched.

“We're losing altitude, fast!” replied Mimi.

“The Einstein-Rosen bridge generator isn't responding!” yelled a panicked Marcel.

Kurrsplooosh! As Voyager-39 impacted the ocean with one thousand newtons.

“Systems 12, 32, and 67 are offline!” shouted Marcel.

“So that gives about 4.5 days before we run out of oxygen. Mimi how long would it take to get us to the surface?” asked Benji.

“About 5 days if we're lucky,” responded Mimi.

“I might be able to get system 12 running, but it would consume most of our supplies!” suggested Marcel.

“What are the odds?” asked Benji.

“About an 81% success rate,” yelled Marcel.

“Do it,” replied Benji.

………. 3 years prior

Since 2000, NASA has been working on a time machine under the project name, Verticore. In 2010, they successfully produced a functioning Einstein-Rosen bridge that lasted for 0.2 pica seconds or 2* 10-13 seconds (0.0000000000002). The bridge consumed one terawatt, costing one billion dollars in that minuscule time slot, making time travel unreasonable.

In 2015, a new breakthrough occurred when liquid Oganesson was used as a catalyst, preventing overheating and dropping power consumption by one trillion percent. Due to the difficulties in making Oganesson, the first test was in 2016. In that test, the bridge stayed open for 4 hours and consumed 100 kilowatts until it was shut down due to safety concerns. In 2017 the first manned time-traveling spacecraft began. Named Voyager-39, costing two hundred billion dollars, was eventually constructed in three years.

The Voyager-39 featured a fully functioning Einstein-Rosen bridge generator, a ten-megawatt Plutonium reactor, an AI assistant known as TTVA, two hundred square feet of livable room, and controls for three highly trained crew members. The reactor is extremely efficient, requiring only fifty grams of plutonium for one round trip. After years of tireless training for many years, Benji, Mimi, and Marcel were ready to board the Voyager-39 for the first time travel mission in history! The launch date was set for January 1st, 2020.

During the launch, nothing unexpected happened. Once they opened the bridge, they would have limited contact with their original world.

background information:

Benji Martinez was born on the 21st of April 1998 in Birmingham, Alabama to Concetta Bender-Lara (43) and Samuel Martinez (50). He has three brothers. They are Kojo (8), Wade (14), and Jessie (18). Benji studied quantum mechanics and quantum physics, receiving a Ph.D. in both. His mother worked as a chef in a small, stingy, yet pleasant restaurant. Benji’s father worked as a mechanic at a small-town body shop. His family, being relatively poor, could not afford to satisfy young Benji’s curiosity and will to learn. Benji was never a social person but instead preferred to make secret changes while watching their impact. He is very quick to anger and panic, especially when stressed and often forgets to think through his decisions.

At the age of seven, Benji already knew more than most highschoolers. He also improved his father’s shop, by making it more organized and modifying tools to better function in custom jobs; massively increasing his father’s income seemingly out of nowhere. After breezing through school at 17, he received a full-time position at NASA. There he worked with top scientists and helped create many top-secret projects. Being in NASA’s top 500 granted him many benefits.

Mimi Peters was born on the 23rd of August 1999 in Modesto, California. Phoebe Gentry-Grimes (55) is her mother, and Patrick Peters (59) is her father. She has one brother, Ricky (21), and two sisters. They are Esther (35) and Jeannette (28). Mimi earned a Ph.D.s in each of chemistry, biology, and calculus.

Marcel Wang was born on August 22, 1998 in Arlington, Texas. His parents are Heidi Patton (54) and Felix Wang (58). He has one sister, Jana (23).

He has a Ph.D. in computer science, including artificial intelligence, computational science, and software engineering.

Inside Voyager-39.

“Is everyone ready? Besides me of course,” Benji asked.

“I guess,” responded Marcel

“Let’s do this!” said Benji

Back to the Present.

“It’s working!” exclaimed Marcel

“We’re nearing the surface! Great job, Marcel!” said Mimi

“I knew it would work!” Benji said, sweat dripping down his pallid face.

“We’ve landed!” Marcel said.

“Let’s go!” Benji said.

“Wait for a second! According to the ship’s systems, there’s no oxygen outside.” TTVA Interjected.

“How is this possible?” Benji asked, speaking as if to some deity.

“It’s possible that we just discovered the multiverse,” Mimi said.

“Lovely. That means we’re not going home anytime soon” Marcel groaned.

“Nonsense! We’ll be home in no time, right after we finish the, I mean our mission!” Benji said, booting up his facade.

“We should probably get all of our supplies,” Mimi said, fiddling with her hair.

Marcel asked TTVA, “ ‘Puter, what are our remaining supplies?”

TVVA snorted. “Oh! You think we’re not gonna die. I mean statistically, we aren’t gonna survive for more than a few minutes.”

“TTVA!” Marcel scolded. TTVA seemed to snap back to attention.

“Right! So you have enough food and water for two days, a plutonium reactor with not enough fuel, and hazmat suits with enough oxygen to last 10 minutes!”

“Mimi, what dimension are we on then?” asked Benji.

“We are in the same dimension just on a different version of Earth!” Mimi said.

“Really?” Benji asked.

“Guys, prioritize! WE HAVE 10 MINUTES TO LIVE!!!” Marcel said.

“Oh, my.”Mimi began to panic.

“Please continue. This is rather enjoyable” TTVA said. You could almost hear the sarcasm in its voice.

“Shut up!” Benji fumed.

“You know I’m just as stuck as you guys,” replied TTVA.

“Does anyone have a plan?” Marcel wondered aloud.

Mimi asked TTVA, “What is the atmosphere of this Earth?”

“Approximately 30 percent hydrogen gas, 30 percent carbon dioxide, 15 percent nitrogen, 14 percent chlorine gas, and 1 percent oxygen gas,” TTVA stated.

Benji asked, “Guys, isn’t there water outside? We landed in an ocean.”

TTVA said, “If you want to drink H2SO4, be my guest.”

“Very funny,” Benji said.

“Couldn’t we use our reactor to convert that into oxygen and water?” asked Mimi.

“Yes, but we don’t have much plutonium left. TTVA?” replied Marcel

“With the remaining power, we might be able to get a few hours worth of oxygen,” said TTVA.

“Well then get on it!” demanded Benji.

Marcel and Mimi are producing Oxygen and water with their remaining power.

“You know Benji, you don’t have to be so bossy,” said TTVA

Benji complained, “Really? No way!”

“I detect much sarcasm, Benji.”

“Oh really? Are you sure? I’m so glad that a 1.2 billion dollar AI can detect sarcasm!”

“Mimi and Marcel should be finishing up.”

“That’s good, I guess.”

“Hey, Benji! When Marcel and I were getting us some water and oxygen, we saw a city up ahead. We think it’s our best hope for survival.”

“She makes a good point Benji, I think we could find some valuable supplies in the city, “ responded TTVA.

“I’m not going to a city on some weird planet. How do you know this even is the earth?”

“I mean to be honest it’s just a theory, a good theory. TTVA and Mim would agree. We’re going with or without you.”

“Fine I’ll go but because I want to not because of you.”

While Marcel and Mimi are holding back giggles.

“But first” continued Benji. “TTVA, write a summary of this planet?”

“Right now? How about I write one later, while you try to interact with your crewmates.”

“Be quiet!”

“All right, fine take your summary. I don’t care anymore. Next time you could be a bit nicer.”

Planet Details:

{Earth Version: C147

Atmosphere: 30% H2, 30% CO2, 15% N2, 14% Cl2, 1% O2

Ocean composition: 100% H2SO4

Average temperature: Day: 150°C, Night -50°C

Inhabitants: Mainly overrun by a species of humans that have used up most of their planet’s resources. They have huge cities. Most of them still breathe oxygen, produced by the Ougelnoil fungus deep within the cities. They are one of the most advanced civilizations ever.}

“You guys are lucky you have these protective suits otherwise, I’d be the only one talking. For eternity! Ha.. ha ……. ha .. ha,” snickered TTVA.

“You know just because you’re an AI doesn’t make you invulnerable.” commented Mimi

“Yeah, but I have way fewer weaknesses than you.”

“Guys! SHHHHHH.”

“Why would I listen to you, Marcel? I’m the team’s leader

“Benji, shut up. please!” begged Mimi.

“Fine!”

“Ok humans, it appears we have reached the city gates.” Interjected TTVA.

“What do we do now?” asked Marcel.

“Well to complete the mission you only need proof of the time period and some of its technology, if Benji didn’t crash your ship. So, if we want to get back, we are going to need some plutonium, and if you want to live, some oxygen and water.”

“Well you're the AI, so how do we get those things?”

“You’re the team leader so you should know.”

“Fine, I get it, but is there any way you can help?”

“If you had read the manuals, you would know.”

“Well didn’t Mimi read the manuals?”

“I did, but Marcel knows them better. Why don’t you ask him?”

“Marcel, tell TTVA to help us!”

“TTVA what are our options?”

“You don’t have to listen to Benji, you know. I would rather not please Benji right now. But if you must know, this species of human, use plutonium to power their oxygen farms.”

“And where are those?” questioned Marcel.

“Deep within the city, where we will most definitely die! Why don’t we just sit here to die? I calculated a zero percent odds of success. We're all gonna die!”

“I’m not giving up.” said Mimi.

“Come on Mim you heard TTVA we’re gonna die here anyway.”

“Marcel, can we please try?”

“I guess if you really want to.”

“Benji, care to join us?”

“I might keep a loose follow, but that's it.”

The crew, somewhat unanimously, agree to creep into the city carefully. Upon rounding a building, they encounter armed guards. The guards were each armed with what appeared to be some sort of futuristic range weapon and body armor embedded with little crystals. Once the crew realized the guards had seen them, they quickly turned and hightailed it in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, the guards were much faster than they anticipated.

Soon, the crew noticed a cave slightly off to the west. Now breathing quite heavily, due to the low quantity of oxygen available in their protective suits, they scurry into the cave. TTVA reminds them that their oxygen won’t last more than an hour and that they must hurry. Inside the cave, the crew huddles to create a plan, while Marcel keeps watching at the cave entrance. They collectively decide to explore the cave to search for resources. Marcel joins them, as they feel once inside the cave further that they are safe.

Suddenly, they notice a mysterious solid dripping from the ceiling of the cave which creates a lake of liquid. “Wait, how is sulfuric acid freezing?” questions Mimi. The crew continues through the cave, but then Benji trips and his helmet falls into the lake of presumed sulfuric acid. Trying to catch his helmet, Benji falls in as well. He pulls himself up, and puts his helmet back on his head. “Guys, this isn’t sulfuric acid; it’s water! You’re welcome! I saved us!” They soon hear some movement and splashing in the distance. Quietly, Marcel crawls toward the sound, when he is surprised to see that one guard had followed them into the cave. He yells to the crew, “Get down! There’s a guard headed toward us!”

Quickly, they swim farther into the lake to await the guard’s arrival, while they discuss a plan to knock him out. Someone shouts, “нет смысла прятаться, я знаю, что вы здесь, маленькие негодяи”. “TTVA, what did he say?” “One moment….” “He says there is no escape for you.” In a few minutes after hearing him shout, they hear a loud splash. He trips in the same place where Benji had tripped. His weapon flies up into the air, and Benji catches it, though in an awkward position. Being the hot-shot he is, Benji tries to shoot the guard square in the chest, forgetting about the armor. The projectile bounces off the armor and hits the ceiling, which collapses around Benji. The guard draws his blade and charges toward Mimi. Mimi grabs the guard’s arm, while Marcel jumps onto his back in an attempt to drown him.

After about a minute, they both grab the guard, who has now drowned and swims to the rest of the group. Benji was able to escape and is waiting for them on the other side of the lake. Mimi starts walking out of the lake, clutching her left shoulder. Benji smirks, “Oh, did you get a boo-boo?” Marcel was a bit kinder and asked Mimi if she was ok. “I’m fine, but he cut my suit, and I need something to patch it.” Marcel reaches inside his backpack for some duct tape.

All of a sudden, Mimi falls on the ground puking.

“Mimi, are you ok?” asked TTVA.

“I…. d..dododon’t know… I’m all dizzy all of a sudden.”

A bright flash of light shines in Mimi’s eyes.

“W..why am I here? In.. this laboratory? …. I was with Benji and M.. Marcel.”

A man in a lab coat walks in and says “Dear Mimi, you don’t remember? Four months ago you agreed to be a participant in our time reformists program. We monitor your thoughts 24/7 using an AI program known as TTVA. This was a necessary step to prepare for you to time travel, as very few people can.”

“What do you mean? Didn’t I just time travel? Where is my crew?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Four months ago you were given an option, to change the world or not. You choose the latter, agreeing to all physical and mental testing needed for time travel. You see at first, we would send any random crew into time, but they would all end up dead. You may be wondering why. Of course, it is not nearly as easy as you would expect. After countless tries and fails. We discovered that traveling through Einstein-Rosen Bridges had an enormous effect on humans, mainly the brain. When a mind goes through quantum compression, it strains your mind hard but some can survive. We attributed the success to a rare protein in the brain that deals with stresses, even ones gained from crossing through bridges of time! Now you see this rare protein is difficult to detect, requiring months of stressing the mind to unimaginable levels. It is comparably cheaper to test a brain for months than to send it across bridges. You dreaming about time travel was merely a coincidence. There was no crew, this is all in your head.”

“So my life is a lie? I did not sign up for this! This is insanity!”

“Only a very small percentage of minds can handle the difficulties of time travel! You survived! Now get suited up. The bridge opens in fifteen minutes!”

“Wait! Before you go, how many trials were there?”

“Mimi, do not suffer the loss of thousands at the price of one. What matters is that you are fit for time travel!”

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